Ryan & Shane Get Drunker & Read More Ghost Stories • Too Many Spirits
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2024
- Welcome to episode 2 of our new spooky show- Too Many Spirits! Join us as we read your submitted ghost stories and enjoy cocktails prepared by first-time bartender, Steven Lim. If you've got even spookier stories, leave them in the comments below!
Please drink responsibly, and wear a mask.
This video was filmed under professional supervision. Alcohol intake was monitored, and talent was transported safely. Filming was conducted under recommended COVID-safe guidelines.
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Shane Killer
Recipe:
3 ounces Pusser’s rum
4 ounces pineapple juice
1 ounce orange juice
1 ounce cream of coconut
Some nutmeg
Fruit slices of your choice
This one’s real easy and is just your classic Painkiller tuned to the proportions that Big Apple Steve likes. Pour the Pusser’s, pineapple juice, and orange juice into a glass half filled with ice. While stirring with a long spoon, slowly incorporate the cream of coconut. Garnish with nutmeg and any fruit slices on top (oranges, pineapples, cherries recommended!) and enjoy.
Created by Katie LeBlanc
Hosts - Ryan Bergara & Shane Madej
Bartender/Cam Op - Steven Lim
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Please thank Shane for the "Virginia Woolf" reference!
that is fantastic thank you
Where did y'all get the spooky stories from? I have some really good ones that I want to share!
you make the best content so far i seen.
Shane really out here with a pilgrim haircut looking like he'd call the town medicine lady a witch after she cured his psoriasis
he looks like he's a serial killer cosplaying huckleberry finn and i'm terrified
THESE COMMENTS I CANT
🤣🤣🤣
He looks like the rejected concept art for Indiana Jones' evil twin.
HELPDPLER9OHJH5O
When you realize that they're this drunk and they're only half way through...
I'm excited to see episode four now cuz if that 😂😂
How the fuck did Steven get them home lmaooo
Oh no....
Steven better get them home
The sexual tension between Shane's glass and the ground is astounding.
I get increasingly nervous when he swings those long arms around that glass. He's gonna lose a drink at the end of the night for sure lol
😂👌🏽
WIAT YES WHAT OMG
it's stressing me out 😂
“I guess we should do it in a little English accent”
“MOI MUM-“
I spit my Dr Pepper across the room when he started that!! Hahaha
I shouldn't have sipped my tea
Yes!
I fully started choking on my crisps at that lol
I was genuinely impressed by Shane when he did that but it was hilarious
Steven being really weird and then going, "and im not even drunk!" Is literally me all day everyday
Wait those are kinda my favorite bits in these episodes
Me too, I'll be all over the place and I've never had a drop in my life
Me too. But I'm usually lying and I am indeed drunk
Same 😂😂😂
@@Call_me_Kelllz Ha! Loving your work!! 😁😁
"I'm gonna need to see a little more than a door opening and closing," says Ryan, the boy who started believing in ghosts after his toothpaste moved a millimeter on a sink.
I SAID THIS EXACT SAME THING “says the guy who started believing because toothpaste fell”
😂😂😂😂
this is drunk Ryan
Next time: Shane and Ryan write ghost stories drunk and read them when they are sober again
Oooh that will be interesting!!
Omg yeeessss that would be soo much fun to watch
This is a great idea!
I hope they see this
oooh I like this idea
Ryan: "I'm a believer, but I'm gonna need to see a little more than a door opening and closing"
the toothpaste on the Queen Mary: 👀
Yes! That was a great episode.
And the door from the Annabelle house.
I was just going to say that!
A door opening and closing on its own on one of their ghost excursions: 👀👀
Well, y'know, we all remember our first being a little more impressive than it was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
with every drink downed, Ryan becomes more skeptical and Shane becomes more... like Ryan
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
The ultimate combo
I love "like ryan" rather than "believer" or "gullible" lmao.
we call it the full circle.
I feel like Ryan turns more into Ricky Goldsworthy with every drink.
Drunk Shane is what I imagine Shaggy is like when he’s drunk man idk
@@jennongsk exactly
I think Shaggy is probably just perpetually drunk
@@omgsomeonesomewhereonearth5936 nah, he’s a stoner, not a drunk
Shane is braver than Shaggy.
I think we all can agree 😂
Anyone else notice when Ryan gets drunk he turns into a skeptic ??😂😂
Trebor
And Shane becomes a believer
Yesss, I was just thinking this
Omg yesssss
Man they should be drunk while ghost hunting 🤣
0.01% of watchers enjoy ryan talking about sports
100% enjoy shane beeing annoyed by sports
Love sports joke
This is exactly correct
I’m not a fan of sports but I actually liked Ryan’s short lived buzzfeed sports conspiracy theory show.
@@CocoForBirdwoah wait what? I love sports and didn’t know of this
Ryan: of course i can beatbox
Also Ryan: *proceeds to have a stroke*
This legit made me snort
@@jocool511 hahah!! thanks i appreciate it
💀
Timestamp?
@@araw_buwan 13:29
“This episode was recorded under safe and professional conditions”
Shane, immediately, first line: I FEEL LIKE THE MOSQUITOES ARE BITING MY ASS
Lol
Ryan when drunk: literally looks insane, has crazy eyes, emits crackhead energy
Shane when drunk: big buffoon, super animated, yells his jokes
I love these two. I want to get drunk with them.
"Crackhead energy " hahah😆 and agreed. That would be a good time
PLEASE SO DO I
yelling the joke makes it funnier 🤣
Shane’s emphatic pointing mesmerizing Ryan really got me. Love these guys
I really want "I'm looking for a helicopter not divine intervention" on a t-shirt.
I second this! Lol
I third this
"I went to prom alone and got diarrhea."
- Shane Madej, 2020
may the girl who rejected him be possessed
"Now we don't have time to unpack all of that"
The actual horror story
And, Steven's face was my face.
Oooohhhh shhh****ttt. I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
I’m literally crying at Shane’s English accent he sounds like a Victorian ghost child recounting how their mother died of the plague
Riiight 🤣
Bruh yes
Best comment 🙌😂
I almost spit out my drink, I wasn’t ready for it 🤣
So accurate 🤣🤣🤣❤️
Ryan’s beatboxing and Shane’s British accents are the scariest parts of the video
Or possibly the best
10:20
ryan:"alright this comes from @beefbby"
shane:" beef baby??"
ryan:"@beefbby"
shane:"any relation?"
ryan:"this is not my child"
of course it's not -- beef boy isn't old enough to have a beef baby
oh my gOD thank u so much it’s almost as if we don’t have ears and couldn’t hear this direct quote from the videO
@@yellododo do you reply to every comment on RUclips that quotes something in the video? because that's gotta take up a LOT of your day lol
@@sethescope no?? just this one lmao
@@yellododo oh my gOD thank u so much. It's almost as if you assumed all of us don't have hearing problems or all of us aren't deaf. Anyways, let them comment what they want to and not all of us can hear well or hear at all. Maybe that's why some people use subtitles right?
Shane: **pointing to Ryan** listen to me.
Ryan: 👁️👄👁️
LMAOOO
OMG the amount of dom/sub ffs will roll over the Internet
@@Vic_the_owl92 I did not need, nor did I want this information. But now it will haunt me. 👻👻👻/10.
@@Vic_the_owl92 gross, these are real people not your sex objects.
further proof that Shane is a demon- 😂
Shane:that’s a nine
Ryan: that’s a nine
*their last two brain cells collide*
did they plan that? it was so funny
It bothers me that there's no colon after shane...
@@Layoorah
Thank you I didn’t notice that!! It’s has been fixed!!!!
Thanks! Much better 🙂
They did the Spider-Man meme lol
Shane’s impression of the spirit box was phenomenal
He had loads of Experience with it
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT, ITS IMPECCABLE!!
came here to say the same, so spot on lmao
I love how the drunker they get, the less of a skeptic Shane seems and the more of a skeptic Ryan becomes. Not in terms of how much they believe in the supernatural, but in terms of how much they call out the flaws in the "evidence"
I literally was thinking about that like 5 seconds before I came across your comment. 😆
Ryan “beatboxing” sounded more like a possession than actual beatboxing
DiD yOu SaY sOmEtHiNg AbOuT mAsTeRbAtInG
THAT PART GOT ME WHEEZING
I think I I just died 😹😹
It reminded me of the Mothman and the bigfoot calls
Lmao
Steven: "I can go backward!"
also Steven: immediately knocks over drink
well that drink went backwards
Doesn't "throwing the drinks back" mean _drinking_ them?
Narrator voice: He could not, in fact, go backwards.
He was trying his best
12:41 ryan not hearing the no in shanes spirit box impression and him saying "oh didn't you? you usually do" is so fucking sassy and funny
Shane: “...I asked to use the spirit box”
Shane: (stares at camera with pure loathing)
Shane: “...beef bby??? Any relation???”
Rayan: “ no that is not my child””
hmmmm... that's interesting, ya know? 'Cause That's exactly what a Beef Daddy would say
Ryan***
@@daniyah5613 BEEF DADDY OMFG
r a y a n ?
"Beef baby is not my son!"
The real lyrics behind Billy Jean
The 4th episode is just gonna be Shane pointing at Ryan saying "listen to me" for 20 minutes
Over and over again lol
and I'll watch it & laugh
@@johanvajse8410 well yea! lol 😉
Shane: *Points at ryan*
Ryan: *dial up internet sounds*
Your un reminds me of tatsuhisa suzuki saying kangaru during a live event for free
Anyone see that "special thanks to Ryan's parents". That is so so sweet
Why'd they put that there
@@Hazeiousthey shoot these episodes of tms in ryans parents backyard iirc
@@zor6855 thanks
steven is like the babysitter that has to deal with the two kids who drank too much apple juice before bedtime
accurate
And he’s the one who’s still feeding them all the apple juice lmao
“I uh went to prom alone and got diarrhea” - Shane 2020
I er uh went to prom alone and er uh got diarrhea- probaly JFK
Why did I read that in JFK's voice
moral: Don't go to prom alone, it's dangerous
@@englishatheart I mean, it is fun to dance with your friends but we can do that at home so.. YEAh
@@perrytheplatypus2001 same lol
“I’m looking for a helicopter, not divine intervention”
10/10 joke, I laughed like a maniac and now I’m pretty sure my family thinks I’m the one possessed
“I’m looking for a helicopter, not divine intervention”
Genuinely laughed, thank you
Ryan: doesn’t believe in ghost story about doors closing on command
Also Ryan: whole reason he believes in ghosts is a tooth paste fell on the ground in the bathroom
Something pulled it down👁👄👁
this SENT ME
@Aine Rogers some strong stuff thst gravity
It was toothpaste iirc
lol it was on the queen mary
“You didn’t hear the no? Usually you hear it.”
Ok Drunk Shane that’s enough shade
That had me dying lmfao
i fucking screeched 😂
It's already dark out bro
Shane: I went to prom alone and I got diarrhea.
*Steven looks at the camera like he's on The Office*
“I went to prom alone and I got diarrhea” 🤣🤣🤣 that’s the funniest thing Shane’s ever said
A painkiller but it's called "The Shanekiller" jesus christ
I think it’s more like “it’ll put a demon down” type thing
I'd break 2 years of sobriety for that hitter
it's made of holy water & the bottle is shaped like a crucifix
I didn't even get it until I read your comment. I think I need to lie down...
I don't know anything about alcoholic drinks, so I had no idea that a painkiller was a type of drink until I read your comment. Thanks lol
Steven every five seconds: *looks directly at the camera like he's on the office*
Loll
PROFFESOR is that YOU?!
@@italiano4296 NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
LMAOOOO I CAN'T-
Love your name 😂☺️👍
this was all around hilarious --esp. loved Steven's giggly and clumsy self here, Shane's spirit box impression and teasing, and Ryan's bit about Shane's dad in response to Shane's "papa give me milk" and then Shane's riffing of that "but it do feel alright" (followed by the director's "nO, nO." to shane) which all had me in stitches. These 3 musketeers are fantastic!
Btw yes, mosquitoes can bite through jeans and a chair when they’re determined
they bite through ALL the clothes!
Ryan’s beatboxing sounds like a butter knife in the garbage disposal
LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL ♫ LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL ♫ DING DING DING DING DING DING
@@h.a493 yes best reply to a comment 😂
DINGDINGDINGDIDINGDINGDINGIND-
This made me actually cackle
@@h.a493 I was about to comment that lmao
why is no one talking about ryan’s stitch impression cause i’m dYInnnnnng
I just passed it and it made me laugh so hard 😂
TIMESTAMP?
@@ryoshin5790 8:28 hahaha it's so good
@@ryoshin5790 8:34
@yami bakura I bet you are are such a charm at parties.
Shane sounded like a depressed Victorian child with that English accent.
"I'm gonna need to see a little more than a door opening and closing."
Ryan, you and I both know that's not true.
as a British person, Shane’s British accent is incredible
Also as a British person I second this.
It may hurt me deep inside me but ya know.
As an old man, Shane’s old man accent is incredible.
As someone who's not British, his accent is incredible
it really fucking is
Feels like he's a dead smoker from the 1800's and he's also British
Last time I was this early, Professor Mcnasty was still human and didn't get tricked by a certain genie-
loved the reference. I miss Professor Mcnasty.
the genie got them before they could finish
LMAO
4:35 THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER IM DYING
Love that Shane referenced who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf like they’re a married couple
Sober Steven having to put up with the guys drunk like he's Jim in The Office.
Oml YES
he looked directly at the camera like he was in the office too 😭
So trueee😂😂
When he looked at the cam, I feel the emptiness thru the screen lol
Asian Jim😂😂😂
*Shane imitates spirit box*
Shane: There was a "NO" in there, did you hear it?
Ryan: I didn't hear it
Shane: Oh REALLY? Because you USUALLY DO.
The SHADE!!!!!!!
I actually went oooohhh out loud😂
It’s true though XD
but also the tea
BRUHHH-
ngl it was a pretty good spirit box impression
Alternative title: "Is that it? - Reading your awkward attempts at ghost stores with Ryan and Shane ft Steven Lim wishing he had never agreed to this"
Ryan: :What happens when the screen goes black though and you hear nothing?"
Shane: "I don't- you're done you-go to bed?"
Ryan: "But that's what just happened."
Shane:"Yeah but they still got ta-"
Ryan: "So. Are you scared?"
Shane: *dies laughing*
Ryan: "Hey dipshit! Are you scared?"
I love drunk Ryan 😂
Idk if it was underrated at the time or if I’m just misinterpreting it, but Are You Scared seems like it was underrated and a really good, unique way to read stories off Reddit with all those black and white sketches of various bits - I quite enjoy it.
Please tell my Steven is getting extra paid from Ryan's parents for babysiting their son and his friend.
I can imagine they did. I hope it is worth it XD
@@Nikki-tx6kh well that was probably more of a "thanks for watching my kid, here's some money for their dinner" i mean idk but
shane, pointing at ryan: now you listen here-
ryan, for no visible reason: 👁 👄 👁
Shane's too drunk he's losing the ability to keep a lid on the demonic power hahaha
8:27 Ryan’s Stich voice just made my day 😂😂😂
It has me in...STICHES!!😂🤣
I'll leave now
8:33
They hadn’t seen each other in person in SEVEN MONTHS?! 😭
“Ain’t no milk gonna come out of that, boy!”
“But it do feel alright...”
*Producer in back*
“NO- NOO!!!”
It was Katie that said no lol
🤣🤣
I was like
Shane madej I-
Increasingly drunk Ryan looks like he’s going to cry at any second. Not for any reason. Just like waterworks.
Its a problem, I also get shiny eye drunk and new people are constantly concerned im on the edge of some sort of meltdown. Which, I mean, I usually am. Its just not why my eyes look like that 🤣
He’s still way too charming, it’s unfair.
@@barneymiller7894 I don’t drink but I always look on the edge of tears.
@@katherinehudson7391 Do you have naturally watery eyes or just crushing depression and a hostile work place? 🤔😂
I just now realized his eyes lmao, maybe he smoked a blunt idk
(1:37)"I'm not even drunk!"
Hmmm; I wonder how Steven behaves when he IS drunk.......
13:37- Audio of my grandpa having a stroke.
Somebody screaming “NO” after Shane told the nipple joke was hilarious
"there is no nipple" XD throwback
"NOPE NOPE" was my reaction as well
4:06
is no one gonna talk about ryan’s stitch voice because goddamn that had me in tears
SAME like that shit had me dead af, i loved it
All of his voices are so fucking good. Wish I could say the same for his beatbox skills
omg yes
Time stamp lol 8:33
Watching this in the breakroom at work with headphones on, trying not to burst out laughing is the most agonizing thing ever in the best way possible.
Dude Steven is so cute and underrated we love him
I'm crying- Ryan doing the stitch voice "heY hOws iT gOIng eVerYboDY"
Your pfp is unrealistic. Remy is unrealistic. Rats can't gag. I know. I tested, they don't. 😏
@@charfree6888 ok
@@charfree6888 oh no
Same too funny
I can’t stop laughing my side hurts 😹😹😹😭
Shane’s British accent fluctuates between Monty python character and haunted Victorian child.
So accurate 🤣
😂😂😂
Oh my god ahahah
Those are the only two kinds of people that live in Britain
I was trying so hard not to choke on my pasta listening to it
Shane is a demon confirmed: can hypnotize people at will
“i’m gonna need more than a door opening and closing” says the guy who started believing in ghosts after a plastic bag fell off a shelf.
"He doesn't think I can beatbox" -Ryan seconds before doing the worst beatboxing I've ever heard
Well, he didn't say he was good at it, just that he can beatbox, which I'd say he can (and before you disagree, you yourself called it beatboxing). You should hear me try to beatbox.
@@Anno_Al I think I was being extremely generous calling it beatboxing
@@KirbyCom ok fair, but one thing I always say about art is "art is not a value judgment, art can be good or bad, what makes it art is it can't really be defined as something other than art", so I ask you, if that wasn't beatboxing, what was it?
@@KirbyCom ok just as I'm posting that comment i realize an acceptable answer for that is "noises"
Really? I mean it wasn't professional level, but it's better than a lot of "beatboxing" I've heard.
"It's not a question."
*looks at card in drunk confusion*
he really thought this was a postmordem
shane’s spirit box impression was so on point
Oh god there already getting drunk at 13:15
I appreciate that Steven looks like he's having fun
@Joe Mama TRUE hehe
Until the story at 8:20 hahaha
On the inside, he’s tortured
@@Waskickedfromconspiracyclub see, I was gonna go with....
But on the inside, he's just repeating "Dominate your opponents. Dominate your opponents."
the accuracy of shane’s spirit box seems to be going unappreciated
Why am I only finding these videos now, they’re literally the funniest things I’ve seen in so long
Lmao the fact that Steven is completely sober makes this even more hilarious
THE WAY RYAN LAUGHED AT HIS CLIPPERS JOKE LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Best part of the video, Shane was wrong, .002% of us love it!
He wiggle-giggled
I kinda imagined if Shane got drunk enough he would start saying he believes in ghosts. Turns out, Ryan gets a lil alcohol in him and suddenly he doubts every ghost story ever.
He talks a big game until he's alone in a creepy dark room tho
Yeah but most of these really are shit though lol
@@frosty_teacup I’m wondering if there was a word limit or something? It feels like these were all really short which makes them sound less believable
@@frosty_teacup the delivery also definitely has something to do with it too though, hard to be spooked by anything when you've got Shane reading it lmao
Tbf, he’s mentioned that he is a horror movie buff so his standards for spooky stories I would imagine are far higher. The places they go to could be sets for the horror movies he watches so all he needs to set him off is his own imagination. These stories don’t have that.
Next season needs to be them taking an edible and telling stories as it starts to kick in and while they’re stoned. It would be absolutely hilarious
9:40 "oh yeah we gotta rate it.."
Ad plays
"Bipolar depression" lol
This is like Drunk History but with campfire ghost stores. And I'm ALL FOR IT
I have seen you on literally every channel I love. Watcher, Poofesure and many more. You are a person of culture.
@@karsoncase wow the most beloved and critically acclaimed character I've ever seen
I SEE YOUR COMMENTS EVERYWHERE HAHA
I'm starting to think you don't actually exist and are a figment of my imagination following me around the Internet
Ryan: I'm a believer, but I'm gonna need more than a door moving
Me, flashing back to Ryan freaking out everytime a door moves even a millimeter on Unsolved Supernatural: Suuuuuuure
hearing about it and seeing it are different ig
😂😂😂
@@gmiill True, I watch Buzzfeed Unsolved and all these no problem but the second I'm alone in a dark room and a Noise is made I prepare for death
The cruel irony😂😂
Is it bad that I understood all of that? 15:08.
Ryan's octave-deeper drunk voice got me feelin some type of way
“You can’t talk about sports here, there’s no sports here.” YES SHANE
TELL THEM SHANE 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Honestly children scare me so much if my child woke up at 10pm every night to talk gibberish to the wall I’m out
Gotta throw that whole baby in the trash. I can't have freaky paranormal babies in my home. I would be so freaked if I saw that happen.
Heading to the store for milk and never coming back seeya kiddo
GET THAT DEMON BABY OUTTA HERE
Throw the whole thing out
@@s.lunar04 Shane as a baby
I think steven's new thing should be the casual observer, those like "um..okay" looks are hilarious
the "sports sports sports!" edit at 4:58 is absolutely legendary 10/10 the editors are true Artists
Virgin ghost-hunter: "The spirit box just said NoOo! There must be a g-g-g-ghost afoot!"
Chad Ryan Bergara: " The spirit box just said 'spaghetti' and 'apple taters', we're closing in on the demon."
Ryan has been doing this ghost business for too long for these children ghost stories 😤
“I went to prom alone and got diarrhea”
Me
Tbf....
Everyone
Perfect profile pic. Lol
I also went to prom alone... I had a buddy from another school say he was gonna go with me then he flaked out. Oh well...
this man a whole vibe 😤
"look Im a believer but Im gonna need to see a little bit more than a door opening and closing" *SINCE WHEN?!*
😂 did he say “ 2 spookys out of 10 screams “
Rewatching all these and still I can’t take a sip of my drink normal bc at any given moment I choke from laughing so hard
“TLDR: baby caught on fire...is a ghost now” i’m wheezing lmao
That was the best part 😂😂😂
What is TLDR ?
@@fadeaway5839 Too long, didn't read
@@Meepswonder thank you!
8:12 turns out she just got seizures and never got diagnosed
Is NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE BEATBOXING BECAUSE I NEARLY PASSED OUT LAUGHING AT RYAN’S ATTEMPT