SWORD FIGHT #14 - MARK NORMAND

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @mikestory2891
    @mikestory2891 2 месяца назад +153

    I will say this for the 100th time. Since 2000 no one made me laugh more than Jim Norton. Quickest and best from TC to O&A and now. Dude just makes me laugh!

    • @leadbelly1495
      @leadbelly1495 2 месяца назад +2

      Me too

    • @elbob17
      @elbob17 2 месяца назад +3

      I bought a car in 2009 that had SiriusXM in it. I fell in love with Opie & Anthony immediately and I've been listening to Jim Norton ever since. Love him. He's genius albeit fucked up but always reasonable.

    • @jamesmurphy7744
      @jamesmurphy7744 2 месяца назад +2

      Cumai, o'neil, Norton days on OanA, what ever happened to Opie?

    • @teresawright4748
      @teresawright4748 2 месяца назад +2

      Jim and cumia together are genius!!!!!🤣🤣love when they fo shit together

    • @21kburd
      @21kburd 2 месяца назад +2

      Too bad his stand-up isn't anywhere near as funny as he is on the radio or podcasts.

  • @screamallyouwant
    @screamallyouwant 2 месяца назад +107

    Jim and Mark has always been a perfect match. I loved this one. Thanks!

    • @HashbeanSC2
      @HashbeanSC2 2 месяца назад +1

      if Jim and Sam doesn't go on Norman And Normand or something would be cool

    • @mattjohnson1953
      @mattjohnson1953 2 месяца назад +1

      Norton*

    • @delasse3178
      @delasse3178 2 месяца назад +3

      couldnt agree more, so early on i realized i should have made that connection and then i came at the end and saw your comment. Mark needs more legion of Skanks and Jim etc XD none of this normie stuff lol

    • @elbob17
      @elbob17 2 месяца назад +2

      Mark Normand is the king of this shit. He can (and does) do a pod with people you've never heard with no following and he's always great. He's really on that fucking spectrum. He can't say no. The ultimate grinder.

    • @someguy2775
      @someguy2775 2 месяца назад

      Always? You mean all of 2 years? Lol

  • @SticksAandstonesBozo
    @SticksAandstonesBozo 2 месяца назад +24

    Mark is the man. He deserves everything he’s getting.

  • @kingbenjamin92
    @kingbenjamin92 2 месяца назад +18

    Mark just casually dropping that he's having a baby 😳😳 congratulations Mr. Normand!!!! Parenthood is a feeling you've never experienced before, welcome to the club!! ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

    • @mutenroshisamaa
      @mutenroshisamaa 2 месяца назад

      He's said it a couple of time on Tuesdays with Stories

  • @kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
    @kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin 2 месяца назад +48

    ”Boy I'll tell ya, if I wasn't gay..."
    This is actually a great pickup line, thanks Mark!

  • @Dingalingis
    @Dingalingis 2 месяца назад +41

    Jim’s hair is like a porcupine and Mark’s hair is like a Prince! - Nikki.
    😂😂😂

  • @proxanna
    @proxanna 2 месяца назад +28

    "i do the prison stuff at home"
    "so do we"
    lmfaoooo love you guys so much

  • @blacombe420
    @blacombe420 2 месяца назад +34

    Jim is one of the quickest in the game. It does suck his wife reads the negative comments so I just want to say I think she's great on pods, she contributes, has insight and goes great with one of the quickest draws in comedy. Keeping up with someone like Jim's a tough gig and she does great. I'm also a straight white dude who's probably homophobic so it's a huge compliment from me lmao

    • @Trader020
      @Trader020 2 месяца назад +6

      you mean his man..

    • @Deltron6060
      @Deltron6060 2 месяца назад

      Wife 😂

    • @gunkanjima3408
      @gunkanjima3408 Месяц назад +2

      @@Trader020Holy crap, that’s a new one!

  • @deadstellarengine
    @deadstellarengine 2 месяца назад +13

    so good to watch a podcast where comedian's talk about general topics and semi taboo one's and not who does the accounting for the Comedy Store

  • @juliav1843
    @juliav1843 2 месяца назад +18

    Congratulations on the baby Mark and wife

  • @elymgxoxo
    @elymgxoxo 2 месяца назад +4

    Also love the setup and the way the ads were done instead of interupting your guest and making them watch you do an ad read. All the improvements really help great job

  • @imnez12
    @imnez12 2 месяца назад +3

    Reminds me of the days when Mark would come in every week for the car ride to the airport. He's still an amazing guest and I love seeing Jim have fun
    Really enjoyed everyone. Very happy for Mark and his growing family

  • @RosiePosieHOU
    @RosiePosieHOU 2 месяца назад +19

    Nikki : I don’t like gyms.
    Mark: points at Jim…we know!
    Idk why I laughed so much. 😂
    I love y’all together! ❤

  • @jeremiahmacclure
    @jeremiahmacclure 2 месяца назад +30

    Jim is slowly turning into Don Rickles. Love it.

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 2 месяца назад +1

    This is my first episode of this pod, and now I’m going to go back and listen to the other 13 because I’m hooked ❤

  • @mutenroshisamaa
    @mutenroshisamaa 2 месяца назад +3

    I love how Jim cringed so hard when Nikki said I bless this child😂😂

  • @Ralphie....666
    @Ralphie....666 2 месяца назад +29

    Just seen Nikki and Jim on Kill Tony live wonder when the episode will come out hopefully this month it was hilarious

    • @mikebruce4332
      @mikebruce4332 2 месяца назад +7

      No way, both on the panel?

    • @HenryKrinkle358
      @HenryKrinkle358 2 месяца назад +8

      That really would be a good watch! Jim always kills it on Kill Tony, and he honestly seems to empathetically offer solid advice to the newbies who are hoping to do well, I love his episodes there. Not a huge fan of Tony and Redban because they feel kinda scummy and fake and Hollywood to me, but the show can be incredibly entertaining, I prefer the clips personally to avoid Tony's weird fem catty meanness, because it is just frustrating and kills the fun. Sorry, lot of kills in this over long comment, haha, what a moron.

    • @j.brophydesigns5019
      @j.brophydesigns5019 2 месяца назад +3

      No. Fucking. Way.

    • @eyeTHC
      @eyeTHC 2 месяца назад +1

      @@HenryKrinkle358Tony’s on a new phase of “making fun of himself” and calling himself gay way too much to where it’s uncomfortable.

    • @HenryKrinkle358
      @HenryKrinkle358 2 месяца назад

      @@eyeTHC Huh. I wasn't aware, don't really follow the show. There's been some gold out of the Ray as different characters, and Gillis' Trump is gold, but the regulars on the show have always been a mixed bag for me. I do like that Kam guy, but I don't think he ever really is telling jokes, I think he just "likes rocks".

  • @monkeyloven
    @monkeyloven 2 месяца назад +1

    Jim and Mark are hilarious. Nikki is rizzing up Mark hard.

  • @oliverjacobson3371
    @oliverjacobson3371 2 месяца назад +9

    Very good stuff Yimmy. I'd love to see you have chip on the pod.

  • @lukecasio9810
    @lukecasio9810 2 месяца назад +20

    You can tell Nikki has very little life experience and tries to compensate by taking very strong stances

    • @jessdckey7712
      @jessdckey7712 Месяц назад +1

      I think it's a huge transition from European to American especially when European is quite a spectrum in itself.

    • @kaydevious
      @kaydevious 10 дней назад +1

      @@jessdckey7712 Good thing she has experience with transitioning then

  • @ZackeryHurtz
    @ZackeryHurtz 2 месяца назад +30

    The mic hits are insane. If staff aren’t monitoring the live recording they should be. Get em Jim!

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 2 месяца назад +2

      uuuuurrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

    • @kitchensyncrecordingstudio4399
      @kitchensyncrecordingstudio4399 2 месяца назад

      Yes they woke me up 😂😂😂😂

    • @beebeecee669
      @beebeecee669 2 месяца назад

      Shhh

    • @Trozzo
      @Trozzo 2 месяца назад +1

      It's like someone is knocking on the door throughout the whole episode

    • @Rizon1985
      @Rizon1985 Месяц назад

      I swear 99% of "sound engineers" are fucking deaf.
      So many podcasts are impossible to listen to because they're constantly knocking on the table or they're holding microphones and constantly twisting with the wire.
      And then they beg for more money per month than netflix for a single episode per week of worse audio quality than AM radio.

  • @ev446
    @ev446 2 месяца назад +15

    Aww Jim loves Nikki so much ❤

    • @HenryKrinkle358
      @HenryKrinkle358 2 месяца назад +7

      Angry Jimmy was one of the funniest mf'ers alive back in the day, but it really is nice to see him so earnestly happy, he is a great entertainer, and has spread a lot of random joy with laughter, so I really like seeing him find someone special and make it work.

  • @ginogarcia8730
    @ginogarcia8730 2 месяца назад +16

    funny enough Mark and Nikki both have these developed American English accents that make them sound like they're from 1930s American radio shows

  • @Tony-m3p1v
    @Tony-m3p1v 2 месяца назад +4

    Home Run Chippa! 🐿️
    Home Run “The Bayou Bad Boy” 😎
    Marishka Hargitay! 🙏☯️🐲

  • @speedrob
    @speedrob 2 месяца назад +25

    Mark and Jim's eyebrows are having conversation between themselves 😂

  • @th0uxan
    @th0uxan 2 месяца назад +3

    Mark + Jim = Killer

  • @DRlFTIN
    @DRlFTIN 2 месяца назад +1

    Great episode all around! Normand is one of my favorites.

  • @5AMIXER
    @5AMIXER 2 месяца назад

    Great podcast , just binged all the episodes tonight and it’s been cool to see the set worked out and it all coming together over the first one till this one . Great dynamic! F’n hilarious!

  • @EmeryLaGreen
    @EmeryLaGreen 2 месяца назад +5

    Do more vlogs! The most mundane things you do together is funny. More vlogs!

  • @matthewclaiborne229
    @matthewclaiborne229 2 месяца назад +9

    Get the List-master on!!!!

  • @fishseason101
    @fishseason101 2 месяца назад +2

    Jim created this to discover how many comedians want it

  • @cgonzo
    @cgonzo Месяц назад

    Love the background! Best one yet

  • @FlyinHawaiian808
    @FlyinHawaiian808 2 месяца назад +2

    Dammm it they finally found a way for me to watch two swords fight

    • @FlyinHawaiian808
      @FlyinHawaiian808 2 месяца назад +1

      It’s okay bro I was mad at everybody everything and everyone a few years ago,
      Just know it’s going to get better n u can be great no matter how life dulls down your blade takes out your fire n witches take out ya heart

  • @JMac323
    @JMac323 2 месяца назад +2

    How many times has Mark heard, "Keep coming back, it works!"

  • @dabullnice
    @dabullnice Месяц назад +1

    We loved her on Marks pod. Read THIS comment. The guest is supposed to talk !

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 2 месяца назад +17

    Ayahuasca trips are like your dreams...they're only interesting to you.

    • @steamedyam
      @steamedyam 2 месяца назад

      I hate listening to people's dreams, it's like flipping through a stack of photos.
      If I'm not in any of them and nobody's banging I just don't care 😂😂

  • @CarmineTavernaPhotography
    @CarmineTavernaPhotography 2 месяца назад +5

    C O M E D Y

  • @davidhutchison85
    @davidhutchison85 6 дней назад

    “I do the prison stuff at home”
    “So do we”
    Jim Norton is the fastest gun in the west

  • @jeffblack6803
    @jeffblack6803 Месяц назад +1

    Nikki seems like she leans a LIIIIITTTLE bit to the right🤣

  • @jesseq6675
    @jesseq6675 2 месяца назад +3

    Around the 48-minute point, Nikki real voice started to come out

  • @lookitsrswish6782
    @lookitsrswish6782 2 месяца назад +1

    Love all three of you guys!

  • @InyoReacts
    @InyoReacts 2 месяца назад +7

    nikki is the best and jim and mark are hilarious

  • @nancyosullivan7625
    @nancyosullivan7625 2 месяца назад +7

    Comedy folks,comedy 😂

  • @ny_2_mia811
    @ny_2_mia811 2 месяца назад +1

    Hilarious Episode. Really love the show!

  • @joemanginaa
    @joemanginaa 2 месяца назад

    This is just a wholesome time.

  • @jonny_codphilo7809
    @jonny_codphilo7809 2 месяца назад +10

    Chip on Dr Phil with Maricia would be amazing

  • @videoexchangecenter
    @videoexchangecenter 2 месяца назад

    Please have Sam on in the future. I'm hoping to see more of Mark and Sam together for other people's podcast. Jim you look so happy and I'm happy for you and Nikki

  • @freeagent_girl23
    @freeagent_girl23 2 месяца назад +1

    First time watching your podcast. I LOVED this conversation. I was just as surprised as Mark when you guys tried to wrap things up. This was like having a couple of friends over at home chatting in the living room 🫶🏽😻

  • @MTous5
    @MTous5 2 месяца назад

    Mark I was same way with my outlook on dating, women, marriage, and kids. I got married at 29 and had our first kid at 30. Followed by another at 32. Getting married and having kids was something I never really cared about or wanted. But I can’t imagine being single and alone now that I’m 44. You’ll be one hell of a dad and better husband for it. I’m gay and a big fan just wanted to share my unsolicited POV.

  • @marcusaurealius6129
    @marcusaurealius6129 2 месяца назад +4

    Bringing in some heavy hitters! LFG!

  • @allanm2064
    @allanm2064 2 месяца назад +2

    This is Gona blow up! We’re all here cuz we’re a bunch of weirdos and the commentary on sex is brilliant! 😝

  • @MattH-s6g
    @MattH-s6g 24 дня назад

    Boy Yimmy really committed to the bit.

  • @swidgen4318
    @swidgen4318 2 месяца назад +8

    38:44 Nice throat clear, Mrs. Norton

  • @DuderofDudeness
    @DuderofDudeness 2 месяца назад +2

    I see thumbnail. I say out loud: Whaaaaaaaaaaa!? 🎉🎉Byuh byuh byuuh

  • @purplekittyfreak
    @purplekittyfreak 2 месяца назад

    I love this podcast! I've been a fan of Jim's for about 15 years. His type of comedy is hard to find but it is what I was looking for. Thank you both for sharing everything you share. It is much appreciated by this disabled female Veteran of the US Army.

  • @WICHO727
    @WICHO727 2 месяца назад +1

    "Whats your kink? Not talking, ever again"

  • @angeliquew69
    @angeliquew69 2 месяца назад +1

    I Absolutely Love you both🥰 I watch all your Vlogs, love the pod, and Jim make sure you get your wife that doggy 🤗 Mark is so funny he is legit one of my favorite comedians.

  • @mahtinown-eel
    @mahtinown-eel 2 месяца назад +1

    Lil Yimmy, I’ve been asking for 5 years for you to come back to Charlotte to the Comedy Zone. I’ve emailed you and your business management, called your show, commented on videos, etc.
    Please, come back!

  • @hackzein4138
    @hackzein4138 2 месяца назад

    Love jim and Nikki so funny together

  • @OMGLOLetcetc
    @OMGLOLetcetc 2 месяца назад +1

    Wait, that's a wig 😮 Looks great!

  • @anncuellar6656
    @anncuellar6656 2 месяца назад

    Love the glass fan of both of you 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @pizzaroll6604
    @pizzaroll6604 2 месяца назад +6

    When will you get Harland Williams?

  • @Feed-your-Fish
    @Feed-your-Fish 2 месяца назад +1

    3 peeps - good conversation

  • @system7962
    @system7962 2 месяца назад

    "Me and my boat.....rum pum pum, pum 🎶" anthony cumia ft jim norton

  • @doviangraciano4359
    @doviangraciano4359 2 месяца назад +5

    If jim did mushrooms he either comes out a full blown mary or starts working out 😂

  • @greg1685
    @greg1685 2 месяца назад +4

    Psychedelics opens portals to yourself. Any nonsense about entering other worlds or "spirits" visiting them is excuses for their own darkness they can't quite comprehend.

  • @headymitch
    @headymitch 2 месяца назад +2

    Mark always talks about growing up “poor”. “Driving my Dad’s lexus” “parents on vacation in Europe” from their mansion that has a nanny.

    • @Peached9
      @Peached9 2 месяца назад +1

      He tells the story that his dad wanted to be perceived as rich so he bought a dilapidated mansion in the ghetto and bought an old Lexus just to say he had one

    • @jiggycalzone8585
      @jiggycalzone8585 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Peached9 they were as Colin would say "a *certain kind* of rich"

    • @headymitch
      @headymitch 2 месяца назад

      @@Peached9 and why do you believe it? What sounds more true?

    • @headymitch
      @headymitch 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Peached9 vacation in Europe is not what poor people do

    • @Peached9
      @Peached9 2 месяца назад

      @@headymitch I grew up pretty poor until like my teens when my parents started doing better for themselves. Does that mean I'd be lying if I said I grew up poor and also happened to mention a country we visited on holidays

  • @t1nma5k22
    @t1nma5k22 2 месяца назад +5

    0:53 “Um… I mainly do just Prison stuff”….followed by Norton chiming in faster than a Japanese Bullet Train with “SO DO WE” IS *EXACTLY* TF why Norton is not only Still respected for just how fkin quick he is, his legendary bits, being decades ahead/early/revolutionary on the whole Transformers thing & not giving a single fk about just how weird he is… In fact, moreover, embracing it with each & every eye twitch.
    In addition to realizing, he will forever be revered for his Pivotal role in the NYC comedy Scene!
    As someone who absolutely would be derided & even ridiculed if he was written up as a sitcom character as being far too OTT yet in reality is even more awkwardly kinky even if he was written as character for aforementioned wacky sitcom as they come YET totally owned it completely which is why even the best of comics loved & fked with him. Even Patrice whom everyone seemingly was BFF's with back in the day Only really fked with a select few which including Voss/Attell/Colin Quinn/Bill Burr (whom he was very close with) & Norton (whom he was also very close with)

  • @th0uxan
    @th0uxan 2 месяца назад +1

    a chip and bubbles from trailer park boys crossover would be fucking insane

    • @leoncaravelli
      @leoncaravelli 2 месяца назад

      Maybe... if you're 12yrs old.

  • @officialmindhub9982
    @officialmindhub9982 2 месяца назад +4

    Nikki: Ever had close relatives that told you to go to AA
    Mark: My dad, so never a close relative : 48:09

  • @beccaj8712
    @beccaj8712 2 месяца назад +1

    Great convo., thanks, guys. New sub here!! ❤️

  • @MattMixed
    @MattMixed 2 месяца назад

    Congrats Mark!

  • @watchingmedia2586
    @watchingmedia2586 2 месяца назад

    Yoooo congrats on the baby Normand! 🎉

  • @tobe1207
    @tobe1207 2 месяца назад +2

    With Jim & Sam. . This is Jim's less gay podcast

  • @BeastieFloyd
    @BeastieFloyd 2 месяца назад

    Norton is now about to get a bunch of shrooms!

  • @IrichB
    @IrichB 2 месяца назад

    14:56 Mark!!! Your wife is telling you what she wants! Wake up bro! 😂

  • @SupercarEnjoyer
    @SupercarEnjoyer 2 месяца назад +1

    Incredible.

  • @kevina8858
    @kevina8858 Месяц назад

    Little yemmy cracks me up.

  • @DamonBlock-o4n
    @DamonBlock-o4n 2 месяца назад +4

    Great episode. Mark is one of the best.

  • @goodoneguysss
    @goodoneguysss Месяц назад +1

    That bottle is 70 bucks btw....

  • @DrewKane
    @DrewKane 2 месяца назад +8

    Comedy!

  • @FlyinHawaiian808
    @FlyinHawaiian808 2 месяца назад

    Dammm it they finally found a way to watch two swords fight

  • @soohigh123
    @soohigh123 2 месяца назад +1

    love y'all !

  • @gremlinvibe
    @gremlinvibe Месяц назад +2

    Jim's gf: " I don't have anything to do 😢".
    GO GET A JOB MA'AM

  • @RudyBoy
    @RudyBoy 2 месяца назад

    Great pod, Jim’s a legend, so is Mark, and Nikki is fine but she needs to lay off some strong stances, just relax and have fun

  • @BigCheekyPanther
    @BigCheekyPanther 2 месяца назад

    Please tell me what coat mark is wearing.
    I need a wrist weight jacket for myself

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 2 месяца назад +10

    Mark's parents were great, except for the standard, soul-crushing neglect you get from being raised by a baby boomer. Other than that we're all fine.

  • @canadianrobot
    @canadianrobot 2 месяца назад +4

    Jim never fails

  • @roncinephile
    @roncinephile 2 месяца назад +1

    22:31 Normand from the 3 point line

  • @Londonroadsocialclub
    @Londonroadsocialclub 2 месяца назад +2

    Nikki is so sweet and cool 😊

  • @828_Nate
    @828_Nate 2 месяца назад +3

    Yay!!!

  • @proxanna
    @proxanna 2 месяца назад

    we are so back!

  • @rickyspanish9625
    @rickyspanish9625 2 месяца назад +2

    Lmaooo Nikki is actually 27 years old?

  • @bjk12385
    @bjk12385 2 месяца назад

    Nikki has the best wig. I need to know where she goes

  • @PatriotsOfWash
    @PatriotsOfWash 2 месяца назад

    Hey Jim, how are you and the husband these days? Love you, man

  • @FlyinHawaiian808
    @FlyinHawaiian808 2 месяца назад +1

    The cringest opening award goes tooo!!! 😂😂😂 u guessed it Jim’s-- We tolerate cuz we luv him to much to show hate

  • @atbmob
    @atbmob 2 месяца назад +2

    Jim ! Jim! Jim!!! ❤❤❤

  • @StuPedassol
    @StuPedassol День назад

    12 year Balvenie... Nice!

  • @rossrobertson674
    @rossrobertson674 2 месяца назад

    Its only common for jim to have paper plates etc and buy chairs that he will throw out after the party

  • @eduardobenassi3072
    @eduardobenassi3072 2 месяца назад

    Yooo I didn't expect a big ol' fella with a wig, Jimbo. At least he looks feminine enough 😂