Everytime i was mad my dad said he would call the police so he just took his phone up and said "I got a son who is very angry can you arrest him?" And when i got normal again he just took his phone and said "Never mind he is fine" 😭😭
My parents say i get dumber when i use electronics,meanwhile me who learned that my dad wont come back when he says "Im gonna get the milk dont worry im coming back soon" from the internet.
0:34 Idk what the "soda is made of vegetables" is meant to prove because if I believed that then I would have been chugging multiple bottles a day under the impression that it's healthy.
Parents saying "RUclips will make your Eyes Blind" Learned more things on RUclips then in School Even 2 Language's: Englisch, Farsi And i never became Blind
My grandma would tell me if I stood too close to the TV for too long, I would lose my vision. I'd be afraid to be too close the the TV for more than one minute.
One time my grandma turned of the power (I think I’m not sure) while me and my brother were watching TV and when I asked her what happened she said she just snapped her fingers and the tv shut down
my parents and grandparents: you can't own a phone until you're 12, I will borrow you a no sim card phone if you want to play mobile games. me: but my friend has owned a phone since he was 9.
My parents never really lied to me as much as my friends parents did, if there was a question I had with an answer I was too young for it to be appropriate, I was told "I'll tell you when when you're older", except death, I was taught that when I was 3
I’m 11yrs old, and I don’t have a phone. My mom said I’m never get a phone. And then I said what about when I’m an adult? She said she will not let me buy a phone. Lol
my mom said my family dog “ Maura” a big German shepherd was in my life for 6 years before my mom said she “ moved to a farm” it’s still upsets me to this day
My Parents: *tells me younger and older sisters that they don't have a favorite* Also my parents: *SHELBY* What's even weirder is that I'm the middle child 💀
Lol if my parents told me that soda was “made of vegetables” I would literally take over 5he factory to have some 24/7, and I’m watching this on a charging iPad right now
My girlfriend says I'm a compulsive liar.
That's a bit rich coming from someone who doesn't exist.
Hello!
Vir of gin
ouch
*_Dude trying to say he's one of us in a funny way_*
Ouch
"I don't have games on my phone"
"What about candy crush mom? Your level 1031!"
Got me laughing😂
lol🤣
One time my mom refused to buy me a $88 TV, but then a few weeks later she bought my dad a $400 TV. 😑
Oof
Well maybe the 88usd tv sucked She might have more knowledge than ya
@@Radu33-
You know what?
Buy a $100 Samsung Galaxy S6
1:35 when I was 3 my mom said
“Uh uh, no games on my phone. It died.”
I said “show me it died.”
Everytime i was mad my dad said he would call the police so he just took his phone up and said "I got a son who is very angry can you arrest him?" And when i got normal again he just took his phone and said "Never mind he is fine" 😭😭
Same but he said he will call my school 🥲
same bro, it scared me all the time 😅
when i cried my mom did the same, but when my dog started barking my mom said: it's the officer's dog 😭
Same he says he will return me from “Walmart”
I was told watching too much TV would make my eyes square shaped😂
Parents: "Car won't start when you sit in the front."
Also parents: **sitting in the front**
They mean the seat next to the steering wheel
Parents -U GET 10000 WORDS A MONTH
Eminem- Oh really?????????
edit - U guys are being so nice!
here before this gets famous
bro became a rapper to prove his parents wrong 💀
Lmao
0:13 i believed this until when we were driving by i saw a deer on the road with its guts hanging out.
Jesus Christ.
Omg
2:55 MY DAD SERIOUSLY WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET TO GET MILK AND CAME BACK A MONTH LATER I'M NOT EVEN JOKING 😭
😢😢😢
Salute 🫡 maybe he’s still waiting in line
My parents say i get dumber when i use electronics,meanwhile me who learned that my dad wont come back when he says "Im gonna get the milk dont worry im coming back soon" from the internet.
8 year olds watching this be like: 👁👄👁
My mom tells me that if I cross my eyes when the wind blows and I'm still doing that I'll still be like that forever
If my parents ever said eating too much meat would make me grow a tail, my entire diet would switch to meat.
🤨
No one told me the Internet turns off at 6 PM
My grandma: Level 3000+ on Candy Crush, imagine what I have to deal with!
"earthquake happens when god farts"
me: then what about landslides?
1:32 my mum is at candy crush level 10768 currently lol
Mine is level 20645
@@xtheshadow_yt gosh 😅
Mines at 23571
Mine 537657
*Rookie numbers. Mine is 2567824*
My dad always gave my sister more than me so I never believed him when he said he loved us equally
And mom was kinda rude to me
@@Ghost465-u7j sorry about that.
Oh wow your dad loves her more than you, that's tough.
Are you the older one ?
@@catsarelit5305 yea
Dad said you will become a ditch digger if you don’t get good grades. Turns out ditch digging pays a lot.
My parents doesn't say it but at 6 PM and 6 AM every day internet really turns off
2:31 my grandma told me when it rains the clouds are just peeing when I was 8 💀
The candy crush: *you’re level 1013 Mom!* 😂
That last one got personal 💀
“I will think about it”, later, “I will think about it”, later, “what did you ask me?”
“babies are made when parents kiss”
*them kissing*
their child: YAY IM GONNA HAVE A NEW SIBLING
their made when they s**
@@ripHaiwoogaming they're*
why did you even censor it
@@führexd that’s not what he was censoring
I was today years old when i found out that you won't get sent to prison for having your lights on in your car at night..💀💀
0:39 , We can't get a dog, i'm allergic!! I BELIEVED THAT XD
im here
0:34 Idk what the "soda is made of vegetables" is meant to prove because if I believed that then I would have been chugging multiple bottles a day under the impression that it's healthy.
(True)Parent's: You can't have a phone until your 12
My friend who's nine: Has an iPhone 13 and gaming computer
I should’ve had a phone 6 days ago
I have a phone. [who asked] *NOBODY ASKED I CAN TALK WHENEVER I WANT*
My friend thats 8 and has two beefed up 100000rs gaming pcs and (probably more than that)and has an iphone 14 pro max
I'm a girl who live's in Indonesia and i am 7 years old and i have a phone since I WAS 3😑😑😑
@@keikoandkayleen1234 well same but I'm an older boy
"vegetables"
also him: *puts tomato and orange in there*
"Soda is made out of vegatable" bro that will make me want to drink more since they say vegatable is healthy
GENIUS
1:30 the games thing, my mom says she doesn't have games but is like lvl 5000 on candy crush.
Me watching this at 6:00 be like: 👁️ 👄 👁️
i hope next time you sleep you dont wake up
@@loenbooth I always wake up at six?
@@loenbooth bruh Wishing death on someone cmon
Mom: soda is made out of vegetables
Me: yay now I'm drinking my greens
''soda is made out of vegetables''
me: yay ill be healthy
2:54 that is why I ask my dad if I can go with him to get the milk. Works every time.
Parents saying "RUclips will make your Eyes Blind"
Learned more things on RUclips then in School
Even 2 Language's:
Englisch, Farsi
And i never became Blind
*than
*languages
کونکش دروغگو چجوری تو یوتیوب فارسی یاد گرفتی دهن سرویس؟
@@rayanpaslar3091 Pakistani men online.
@@Inkyminkyzizwoz
*Sailor Jupiter
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@@jamesperis9040 What are you on about?
"Really? Soda is really made out of vegetables? I'm gonna drink 9273 cans then!"
It's made out of poison
my parents and grandparents: "This is the most important year of school".
since 2023
“THE PHONE WILL MAKE YOUR EYES GO SQUARE”
yeah right 🗿
My grandma would tell me if I stood too close to the TV for too long, I would lose my vision. I'd be afraid to be too close the the TV for more than one minute.
same like that now i dont believe in that im very brave to do that
My dad is Asian so I always believed he got all A+ on his tests, I still believe him to this day
My mum always says "The wind will change and your eyes will stay crossed like that" gets me every time
Thanks mum
1:57 U TURN TO MINECRAFT
“No one in hell will hire you without a hs diploma”
"but im not in hell?"
Some of these make me wonder what kind of parents these people had.
Most people shouldn't be parents
It should be mandatory for people to learn to be parents
"I bet you cant win the silent game" the quiet game's TOO MUCH HARD!!😡🤐
2:30 in third grade aka 2023 everyone had a phone and I couldn’t have one until I could drive
i have that same sakura cinnamoroll plushie in ur pfp! i got it at five below :3
My parents told me if I ate cereal with no milk I'd turn into a leaf, but I was very young so of course I believed them.
If you parents told you that games will make you mentally unstable, remember Twitter freak exist
Its true tho they can make you mentally unstable
the oil stain is traumatizing 💀
We have a DRAGONFRUIT at home!😅
Also dragonfruit, being just an apple:(0:42)
My parents turn off the tv and said it ran out of battery so I can’t see the tv when I’m 3-5
tv battery is always charged unless someone unplugs the tv
One time my grandma turned of the power (I think I’m not sure) while me and my brother were watching TV and when I asked her what happened she said she just snapped her fingers and the tv shut down
My parents told me thunder was just God and the devil bowling 💀
sus
These are everything my parents told me as a pre schooler
Babies are made when parents kiss?? How the fck could you believe that!!!
All dads say they're just going to get milk. 🤣🤣Then again, moms say they're just going to the mall to return stuff and spend hours buying more stuff😏😏
I was always told a water mellon would grow in my belly if i ate the seeds haha
When my dad says maybe it actually means “yes but don’t tell mom yet” 😂
2:34 God probably chooses where to fart
If this was true lol
California:
And when it snow?🤔
@@GodoChiara104 Colorado, Montana, Minnesota, NYC, North Dakota
@@strawofchocolate I think they mean how God makes snow
@@whentheroach9964 you silly I’m not going to say
@@GodoChiara104it snows when god is doing smth nasty calling se-
Parents: You can't have phones untill you're 12
*That one friend who has 6 year old and having an IPhone 14 Ultra and a gaming pc* : Poor guy
Who believed that Santa doesn't come if you don't go to sleep. We are stopping here with santa.
“Earthquake Happens When God Farts” 💀💀💀💀💀
2:17 Me who actually wants a tail:
You fool!
i have a tail in my pfp. i'm nyan cat.
@DragonMaster1818 Well, in that case, can I see your Echo Dot?
Did it say about the “I will do that in a minute”one or something like that
"I walked 50 kilometers every day from home to school and opposite"
Prob swam through lava too
you forgot climbing Mount Everest
@@whentheroach9964 90 degree mountain?
my parents and grandparents: you can't own a phone until you're 12, I will borrow you a no sim card phone if you want to play mobile games.
me: but my friend has owned a phone since he was 9.
😓😓😓
You heard clapping in the bedroom💀
They wouldn’t tell you soda is made out of vegetables because they want you to eat vegetables
I was never told that animals on the side of the road were sleeping. Most of the time you could smell the rotting flesh so you knew that it was dead.
What's wrong with having a tail?
2:54 the trend has come again
Mom once told me people can run out of voice. I was never really a talker but her tolerance was below zero at the time I guess
Same, my parents said the same thing.. at first I believed it. I was 6 yr old.. (I am too talker and my parents get annoyed bc I talk way too much
@@Elgattox ITS REAL I ALMOST LOST MY VOICE FOR TALKING 10K TIMES A DAY!
My parents never really lied to me as much as my friends parents did, if there was a question I had with an answer I was too young for it to be appropriate, I was told "I'll tell you when when you're older", except death, I was taught that when I was 3
Now that’s good parents
My mom is actualy alergic to dogs and cats she gets a little swolen and coughs much when she is near a cat or dog
i am an all powerful being… my dad went to go the milk AND HE RETURNED WITH THE MILK
I’m 11yrs old, and I don’t have a phone. My mom said I’m never get a phone. And then I said what about when I’m an adult? She said she will not let me buy a phone. Lol
31% = Mostly definitely not.
69% = Yes or no.
my mom said my family dog “ Maura” a big German shepherd was in my life for 6 years before my mom said she “ moved to a farm” it’s still upsets me to this day
My Parents: *tells me younger and older sisters that they don't have a favorite*
Also my parents: *SHELBY*
What's even weirder is that I'm the middle child 💀
The fact that the fav child shares the same name with me-
NOT THE MILK-
me: gets dangerous red spots
my careless mom: its because of that damn pc
Once I got a headache because of a fall I told them they banned me from video games for 2 weeks bruh
0:19 it's twelfth grade/ senior
Fun fact: Way back then, my teacher said: “This will be on your test!” and it actually was on my test
My dad didn't do that milk joke, he told the truth and my mom understood that she found the wrong partner,
oh
Lol if my parents told me that soda was “made of vegetables” I would literally take over 5he factory to have some 24/7, and I’m watching this on a charging iPad right now
0:44 Pfft… yeah right… my dad knocks out all 11 00PM or very rarely, 11 30PM
0:03 If you don't have siblings this is true
Or Is It?
My mom saying when i read in dark my eyes ruining😆
When I ask Mom how are babies made she said she prayed to God, she's not wrong cause we believe in thwt but of course thats part of the step
Bro up until I was 10 I really believed our dog was at a farm up-state. Was devastated when I found out the truth😞
Soda is made out of vegetables? Great, I love soda for its taste and you love it for the health! I’m gonna chug five cans a day!
Mom would always say that she never tried to drown me and that it was all a dream. Now she's in jail
How did your mother get sent to jail?
Parents never have a favorite child! I know my parents very well. They love us equally.
),:
Thats what you think...
Thats what you want to believe
I wouldn't say never. I wouldn't say always.
That last one is a meme 💀
from ohio 💀💀
@@InactiveNitro that meme is dead.
I know
Me who’s 11.7 ready to tame the wild side: 😎😎
2:54 I knew it would say that
My dad went to buy milk when i was small and......... I never saw my dad again
REALLY!?!
2:53 LOL THE JOKE
ikr
2:49 never tried it but the smell already makes me wanna throw up