Jeremy Clarkson openly admitted to Richard Hammond being one of the funniest people he's ever met, and enjoys spending time with him because of the shit he'd say to make everyone laugh. He also said it's a shame because when the cameras are turned on, Hammond isn't funny at all. 😂
I'm listening to On the edge and the first chapter of Mindy starts with 5 minutes of her talking about her horse and I was dying listening to it thinking about that rant
@@alansmithee419 It's actually not correct, unless you're not pronouncing the 'h'. But, the 'h' in horse is sounded (not silent), and thus the indefinite article should be 'a', like 'a horse', 'a hill', 'a hoverboard'. The indefinite article is based on the following syllable in the next word. Consonant sounds (not letters) get 'an', and vowel sounds 'not letters' get 'a'. Here are some exceptions to demonstrate; An onion, a one-day shopping event. An umbrella, a unicorn A horse, an honorable person. A house, an honest living. A historic event (note the h is not silent here), an hour
@@spacep0d I'm fully aware it isn't grammatically correct. What I said is that it is *semantically* correct. As in it means exactly what the speaker was intending to say. In terms of semantics, there is no difference between these articles. And so "an horse" is semantically correct, just not grammatically.
I gave my life to my horses, ruined my health looking after my wife horses . You still can walk, run , I say run. 10 surgeries on my feet to keep them happy. Thunderstorm fixing fences, omg, the hurricane, I had to go fix the the fencing while she had a telephone meeting. You are lucky. My dream has become, finding a Vietnamese woman who will take care of a horse husband. Money is meaningless to a horse crazy horse lady. My crazy horse lady is more injured than American oro football player. My brain hardly works any more. Hammond, run , run . The money is not worth it. Save your hide, while you still have. I am going into elderly housing. I have 100 care care horse farm to save myself
Really not. Horses are waaay worse lmao. Dogs can sleep in your room, get transported around with a vanilla car, and don't require at least 3-5 acres of land (or 1k+ a month for their own separate apartment) to keep happy and healthy with everything that would need doing. Oh also feed is about $100 per bale (without going into good quality stuff), which lasts 5-10 days so give or take $300-500 a month, compared to $20-40 of average quality dog food per month. New bedding (compared to a one-time purchase cushion) that gets changed daily which is ~$100 per bag. There's also monthly maintenance costs like farriers and trainers but that expense depends on you and your horse's needs personally so I won't get into that :DDDD Of course if you board most (most) of this gets spliced into your boarding cost with all the other boarders but not by all that much lmao
Megan Bentley Its not 100+ for each bale? I don’t even pay 10 for each. And you don’t change bedding each day. Wow, it sounds so horrible when you say it, but you obviously don’t know what you are talking about.
@@meganbentley5194 well horses are only worse for people who dont want to get up of their ass to do anything, other then that its fun, alltho it can cost a bit of cashh but its fun and helps with depresion lot
@@lllllllllsksjsj I mean. It's not cause people don't want to get off their ass. Walking your dog is something that gets you up and about. And perhaps working with horses has helped with your specific mental facilities but there isn't a single thing in this world, animal or no, that is a cure all for depression. Finally, owning and caring for a horse is never a bit of cash. Feed and stabling are one thing, but god forbid your horse gets sick; cause then your wallet's just right fucked. Dogs are cheaper and personally, I think, more enjoyable. But have you the means to properly care for a horse physically, emotionally, and most of all financially, then go off riding into the sunset it.
Jeremy just leans back, knowing a lengthy and funny rant is brewing up lol
Jack McLean And James just sat there, letting him continue.
I mean it is all scripted, still funny
@@dustojnikhummer of course it is scripted, can't imagine them doing the show in the tent with an audience without a script
I like how at the beginning, he’s interjecting, then realizes he needs to let Hammond’s hate flow out freely
Jeremy Clarkson openly admitted to Richard Hammond being one of the funniest people he's ever met, and enjoys spending time with him because of the shit he'd say to make everyone laugh. He also said it's a shame because when the cameras are turned on, Hammond isn't funny at all. 😂
Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts
Who hates the best boi? He's my favorite of the trio.
As someone who used to have horses, he's not wrong
Used to? Did it ran off with your wife?
I wonder what Mrs. Hammond thinks of this rant XD
He slept on the couch that night
@@st-wq3kj LOL
@@st-wq3kj he slept with the horse
She thinks" great cos thats what pays for all my horsey indulgence"
@@barryglynnglynn2841 Horsey Indulgence 😂😂
Hmm...Sounds particular. Chapter from Hammond's life?
Sounds familiar. It can be summed up, that they hate horses. Which is understandable after their injuries in Burma and
Argentina.
I think his wife loves horses a lot lol, e.g. www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/1339407/Mindy-Hammond-has-horse-trouble
I'm listening to On the edge and the first chapter of Mindy starts with 5 minutes of her talking about her horse and I was dying listening to it thinking about that rant
This is the funniest thing Richard has ever said
Yes, at 0:56, when he says “I know!!!” It’s just golden.
"An horse"
At least it's semantically correct.
That's better than some people manage.
@@alansmithee419 It's actually not correct, unless you're not pronouncing the 'h'. But, the 'h' in horse is sounded (not silent), and thus the indefinite article should be 'a', like 'a horse', 'a hill', 'a hoverboard'. The indefinite article is based on the following syllable in the next word. Consonant sounds (not letters) get 'an', and vowel sounds 'not letters' get 'a'. Here are some exceptions to demonstrate;
An onion, a one-day shopping event.
An umbrella, a unicorn
A horse, an honorable person.
A house, an honest living.
A historic event (note the h is not silent here), an hour
@@spacep0d I'm fully aware it isn't grammatically correct. What I said is that it is *semantically* correct.
As in it means exactly what the speaker was intending to say.
In terms of semantics, there is no difference between these articles.
And so "an horse" is semantically correct, just not grammatically.
Actually Clarkson likes doing that. Like animal he says it as aminal. He does these weird grammatical errors for no apparent reason.
@@jonnnyren6245 or a animal
Apparently Richards last accident was a cover up for the beating Mindy gave him after seeing this!
horses ruin families, I can feel his pain
No they dont
What happened
@@stewwblee they really do
The Savvy Fox how lol?
lol who hurt you
This will never get old
I have a horse and this is hilarious 😂 I love Richard so much!
I could not have explained horse ownership and horse people any better myself. The end is really the truth. I have won you have lost LOL
Its time to call the Godfather to make an offer :)
ask him to kill the horse and as payment let him keep the head
Call Luca Brasi
@@malceor7 AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Horse people ....... nuff said xD
Hammond has nailed it, it's so ture
Spot on
I gave my life to my horses, ruined my health looking after my wife horses . You still can walk, run , I say run.
10 surgeries on my feet to keep them happy. Thunderstorm fixing fences, omg, the hurricane, I had to go fix the the fencing while she had a telephone meeting.
You are lucky.
My dream has become, finding a Vietnamese woman who will take care of a horse husband.
Money is meaningless to a horse crazy horse lady.
My crazy horse lady is more injured than American oro football player.
My brain hardly works any more.
Hammond, run , run .
The money is not worth it.
Save your hide, while you still have.
I am going into elderly housing. I have 100 care care horse farm to save myself
This is why my future daughter will be driving go karts even before she figures out the fundamentals of how to dress herself
Yes, but you have to combat the awakening of the Horse Gene. Boys have the Truck Gene, girls horses.
This sounds very familiar. A story of horse obsessed people.
Rude much
@@stewwblee psh
Hammond's wife is indeed in love with horses.
I mean she's already got a hamster, why not get some horses as well?
It's funny to hear the English version of trucks & trailers. Btw living quarters horse trailers are so much better than lorrys
Did Richard Hammond use all of the hair and beard dye and not share?
I see, Richard has some problems at home 🤣
Poor Hammond! Just remember the only thing hung like a horse is a horse! Buy yourself another Ferrari -you'll feel better.
Or a run in Oliver.
Nah, he would get himself a Challenger Hellcat
@@henryshu6265 or a demon
Horse people are crazy on a whole other level, Richard isn't wrong 🤣
That's exactly correct!
And I appreciate the compliment.
The horse outranks everyone it is what it is 😂😂
😂I love my horse 😂😂😂 this is so true
Has to be one of the greatest rants in top gear/grand tour history
Feel like Hammond and Forsen would get along just fine under the circumstances
In a Nutshell, that's how the Car replaced the Horse
Car guys are the equivalent of horses girls. You can't change my mind.
What's a plane guy, then?
@@liamweaver2944 james may
@@outsideformanyhours7401 Fair enough
I PROMISE you a hentai artist has done an NTR doujin that goes exactly like this
Sauce please?
"I guess I have no choice: I'm going to have to dispose of that alligator."
@@3AMNE …
Thats why i run away if a women has got a Horse.
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Mind you, this is coming from a man who fell off his horse in Burma…
All three are good actors. But funny and i enjoy their stuff although i have zero interest in cars.
Every bit of this statement is 100% true!
What episode this from 😂
S3 ep5， about 20min
I love that this is posted by an account called Skint Dressage Daddy 😂😂
What episode
Sadly for Hammond, you cant crash a horse.
I think.
Series/episode please?
what episode and season is it ?
Arthur king season 3 and I think the episode is the one with a Toyota pickup, Volkswagen pickup , and ford pickup
S3e5
Thanks 👍
Love it! 😂❤
Is it any wonder why James has never married, after hearing the stories of his two buddies over the years?
He been married since 2000
Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco
You need more subs, and more likes... how do you have... so little of these? You deserve much more, lol.
I know, right? 😀
I think he feels quit patinate about it.
''Because you have lost and THE HORSE. HAS. WON.''
Problem is...
*_DEFINITELY SOMETHING HAPPENED D:_*
BECAUSE THE HORSE. HAS. WON.
horse has won
Bloody Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Hammond is clearly not a Brony. :P
On the other hand, I'd like to see you try to eat a go cart. With a horse, you can have a bar-b-q for the entire county.
0:58
Shakespeare WHO??
Well, at least he could eat the horse.
an horse 💀
An horse
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haha love it..get over it! buy a horse.
No thanks 😂
😄😄😄
lol this is great
Same thing with dogs
Really not. Horses are waaay worse lmao. Dogs can sleep in your room, get transported around with a vanilla car, and don't require at least 3-5 acres of land (or 1k+ a month for their own separate apartment) to keep happy and healthy with everything that would need doing. Oh also feed is about $100 per bale (without going into good quality stuff), which lasts 5-10 days so give or take $300-500 a month, compared to $20-40 of average quality dog food per month. New bedding (compared to a one-time purchase cushion) that gets changed daily which is ~$100 per bag. There's also monthly maintenance costs like farriers and trainers but that expense depends on you and your horse's needs personally so I won't get into that :DDDD
Of course if you board most (most) of this gets spliced into your boarding cost with all the other boarders but not by all that much lmao
Megan Bentley Its not 100+ for each bale? I don’t even pay 10 for each. And you don’t change bedding each day. Wow, it sounds so horrible when you say it, but you obviously don’t know what you are talking about.
@@meganbentley5194 well horses are only worse for people who dont want to get up of their ass to do anything, other then that its fun, alltho it can cost a bit of cashh but its fun and helps with depresion lot
@@lllllllllsksjsj I mean. It's not cause people don't want to get off their ass. Walking your dog is something that gets you up and about. And perhaps working with horses has helped with your specific mental facilities but there isn't a single thing in this world, animal or no, that is a cure all for depression. Finally, owning and caring for a horse is never a bit of cash. Feed and stabling are one thing, but god forbid your horse gets sick; cause then your wallet's just right fucked. Dogs are cheaper and personally, I think, more enjoyable. But have you the means to properly care for a horse physically, emotionally, and most of all financially, then go off riding into the sunset it.
@@lllllllllsksjsj chocolate is good for depression and it's piss cheap compared to horses
make a movie out of this horse crap
funny but horses are my life sorry
So, you are a horse?
I'm sorry too...for you. Your only friend on life a your horse.
Well boohoo, guess we can amp up the taxes then to save you from buying horses and land
This was cringeworthy thing any 3 of them ever did
😂I love my horse 😂😂😂 this is so true