Ellect - Flat To Fact (feat. Neil deGrasse Tyson) (B.o.B Response) [Drake/Nerd Parody]
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- Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024
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Flat To Fact (feat. Neil deGrasse Tyson) (B.o.B Diss Response)
[OFFICIAL Drake Parody version]
"Flat To Fact" Lyrics
[Intro]
Flat Earth is a problem only when people in charge think that way
No law stops you from regressively basking in it
[Verse 1]
He learned the game from Carl Sagan, you can never check him
You say the Earth is flat and then you try to disrespect him?
I'm bringing facts to combat a silly theory
Because B.o.B has gotta know the planet is a sphere, G
Woah... very important that I clear this up
You say that Neil's vest is what he needs to loosen up?
And he's a Mason 'cause the brother's getting paid?
When the ignorance you're spitting helps to keep people enslaved??
I mean mentally...
You gon' make me go insane
I've already stepped out of the fast lane
You the Donkey of the Day, I ain't waiting for Charlemagne
And all them strange clouds must be messing with your brain
I ain't waiting four days B.o.B I'm right here
I've got science in my corner and there's nothing to fear
I'm not sure what it was that really made you think
That you can disrespect a Tyson and your ship won't sink?
I mean, woah....
Can't fool the people B.o.B they know what's up
I'm in the Hayden Planetarium getting shoulder rubs...
I think it's very clear that Bobby didn't read enough
And he's believing all this conspiracy theory stuff
Are these all of your thoughts, or is this the loud talking?
I'm a high flyer but you must be cloud walking
And I know Bobby Ray's a great musician
With intelligence to say some better shit than what he's written
Yeah... guitar strings turn to Twitter things
Yeah... you getting bodied by a young king
I'm far from famous but I got an education
And I'm putting it to use to make a better nation!
I'm making sure you get it when it's said and done
Because the track is just a one-of-one
I could make another one and then another one
The DJ Khaled of teaching Bobby about the sun
Bobby Ray is thinking that flat is fact
Yeah, that flat is fact
Bobby Ray is thinking that flat is fact
But we'll go from flat to fact
[Verse 2]
I don't wanna hear about this ever again
Not even when this ends and we're better as friends
Not even when they're saying "TYSON, tell 'em again
And we'll put you on a show to make a sell out event"
Whoa... what about the change of seasons?
The planet spins around the sun, do you need more reasons?
It's very clear that you're rapping for fame
While I represent the culture and the spirit we claim
I mean, please... check him for a wire or an earpiece
Please... is Donald Trump that's feeding you all of these?
Stupid bits of information keeps you on your knees
I know that we got freedom of speech, but Bobby please...
Somebody stop this...
Or call the Drop Squad, because they got this.
And maybe they can pick up Stacy Dash too
So if you're ignorant here's what they gon' ask
They gon' ask if you can play this track back-to-back
Yeah, it's going back-to-back
I had to help Bobby go from flat to fact
Took a break from my debut and now it's back to that
[Outro]
Duude - - to be clear
Being five centuries regressed in your reasoning
Doesn't mean we all still can't like your music
"Flat To Fact" written and performed by TYSON
Lyrics © 2016 JusListen Entertainment.
Imagine instead of having wars, the countries just roast each other in diss tracks back and forth. And the rest of the world judges.
+APX Gloving Don't fuck with the Malaysians. They'll drop like 500 of the most fire bars you've ever heard.
+MICAH V shit you if you think Malaysians are fire you never heard of the philipeans
+Ryan Spunt imagine hitler hiring mercenary rappers to make his tracks
nah the Indians be dropping fire that will make you constantly shit your pants
Lets be honest, russia would win in beats
"I know we got freedom of speech but BOBBY PLEASE" omfgggg i diedd loooool
ayyy same.
+Jon Ford (xcodfan543) ayyyy lool
Jon Ford Haha i came here to just say that
This shit sounds like that class project where you had to make a song in science class
You know your rap career is dead, when a scientist drops Back 2 back on you.
This video needs to be taken down, you can't upload a video of a person being murdered
Lololololololol
+sdlittleboss XXXDDDDDDDD
ayy lmao
True.
This comment though
when your entire rap career gets shut down by a cosmologist
What is worst is that Neil didn't do the rap, his nephew did.
+i'm JGott
His nephew raps, he doesnt. Only makes sense.
Game Over
ok...
he's a Astrophsyisit
+TheNameless Gibby I can't spell
This beef will be bigger then tupac and biggie
lol
Lowkey this is fire and B.O.B taking the biggest L of 2016 with this.
lmao
BoB gets an lowercae L because "l" is a flatter note
And the year just got started😂
+trebu bu That nigga new name is just bob. Not B.O.B., but just bob. That's all he gets.
+Milan Radovich i would say its more like Steph Cury challenging Drake
He seriously thought he could *disrespect the Tyson and his ship won't sink?*
I would say this ended B.o.B's career, but it ended a long time ago. #Science
+Francesco Freeson right.... what planet are you on?
+Francesco Freeson You are not very smart. You should stop commenting and read some knowledge instead.
+Francesco Freeson man, what kind of shit are you on? I wanna live in those fucking crazy worlds of you, share that shit
Diego Enrique Melo Castro
it's probably a troll
+Francesco Freeson So... why is it summer in Australia when it's winter in North America? How's your orbiting sun explain that?
"far from famous but I got an education" lmao
And im putting it to use to make a better nation
I was scrolling the comments while listening and this part came up when I saw this comment
Damn this is better than meek mill vs drake
B.o.B must've heard of Tila Tequila and said, if she's an idiot, I'm an idiot.
0% Auto Tune
0% gun bars
100% spherical miracles
That Dj Khaled name drop
Ikr that was savage
That Trump one tho
+Chill Art Another One.
+Devin Lambert Like your Lion King icon man
This is what happens when you talk crap to a man with a mustache. LOL
OMG! "Dude. To be clear: Being five centuries regressed in your reasoning, doesn't mean we all can't still like your music."
I hope this song makes this kid famous.
Hell, I hope this becomes a whole new genre!
Damn, I love science. And I love intelligent, eloquent people who find interesting and creative ways to express the strength of science even more.
Well done. This is... frinking awesome.
Yes my man! It's very intriguing how they express!
frinking
@@diamondzoyd Frinking indeed!
So THIS is why I haven't heard from B.O.B. all these years
Exactly
😂😂😂😂
can't tell if b.o.b or meek mill has the biggest L of the year😂😂😂
+rickdeezy07dj Meek was pretty bad but let's be honest- he doesn't have anything on this.
+rickdeezy07dj Meek's L was 2015, if you think he lost that 50 beef you're wrong.
Meek hasn't said anything this stupid.
+Ian Cusick What you dont get is that this is still an L for meek somehow
um this happend in 2016 meek was last year
rap is an underutilized form of competition. the world would be more fun if we let rappers argue for us.
I agree. would be good if youtube had a rap battle livestream or something. I would get involved with this
Is this Neil's nephew? If so this is awesome
+Jim The Alceta yup its the nephew
Tyson is literally the best astrophysicist out there xD he is my hero
+Endlessmonkey He probably isnt, but he is a very great presenter at times.
+Amruth Jalagam not to mention he is regarded as one of the most professional in his field of study as well as one of the smallest
+Endlessmonkey Lol, I agree he is my hero, though he would be the first to tell you he is not the best, or smartest, astrophysicist. What I love about him as an individual and as a scientist is the passion he has for it. I have never seen the man make a mistake with his arguments as far as accuracy. He expresses what he knows and finds out what he needs to know if he is unsure. He also quickly admits lack of knowledge in fields unrelated to his. Its those things (the passion for science, the charisma, and the adherence to the value of truth) that make him awesome, at least as far as I'm concerned. You dont have to be the technical peak of a field to bring tremendous contributions, what he is doing is bringing future generations to science. I would argue that is of more benefit than any individual contribution.
+Endlessmonkey He's probably not the best (though it's not like I actually know very many astrophysicists), but he is certainly one of the best science communicators, as well as one of my favorite people. He knows what he's talking about, he's good at explaining it, and he's got charisma. Not to mention DAT VOICE!
You live in a different universe.
Why does this sound like a freaking rap battle from Epic Rap Battles? Shit is laughable
Probably somewhat the point which makes it awesome
+Nikeairon24 and thinking the earth is flat isnt? Educate yourself.
+William Shakespeare lol he never said the earth was flat, he said the rap was laughable. "Educate yourself" and learn to read.
+William Shakespeare Educate yourself Shakespeare, I know you're literate.
+Jordan Lobato ehhhh! William Shakespeare was in a epic rap battle! He killed it!
RIP B.o.B
I think B.o.B's career just flatlined. :^)
Burn!
First Meek gets bodied by a singer and now B.O.B getting bodied by a scientist.
Tyson for president... and I fucking mean it! not morons should govern the people but scientists and philosophers.... people that actually know their shit.
Tyson man, you're an inspiration... I'll teach my future kids about you!
Chill, it doesn't take a scientist to know the earth is flat
+m everywhere I highly doubt you would know the earth was round if it wasn't first discovered by scientists.
Aaron Yes but now it's a well known fact..
I do agree that scientists should be president, but his reason is because of this incident that doesn't really require a scientist..
Philosophers are not even close to being qualified to lead the country.
+V3rciS That would pretty much describe a technocracy, and whether or not it would be a decent method of governing is something I think about sometimes..
#EPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY B.o.B. Vs Neil deGrasse Tyson
LOL, Direct observation, evidence, photographs, mathematical reasoning, and scientific consensus. VS. B.o.B's beliefs.
+Jason Hunter B.o.B's hard drive is just empty.
+Jason Hunter Ya... its really no different than arguing with a person who thinks plates speak latin... its just unfounded madness.
+Jason Hunter No lie, these people think that NASA is fake/a hoax, and that there is a dome over our planet. We are stationary, dont move at all, and the planets and sun rotate around us. Why? Because they cant comprehend the size of our planet and whine that they cant see a curve of the planet from their house window.
Flat earth has that to, you haven't even looked at it since you said that. You're the type of person to laugh at something you hear without researching it. Ignorance is bliss research it and I'm not saying the earth is flat but I think it's a good theory and it's not crazy if someone falls for it
Flat earth theory HAD those things hundreds of years ago. Mainstream science has come a long way since then. The extent of my "scientific research" in order to post "ignorant" comments on RUclips goes as far as having taken college level physics and calculus. Anyways, have fun wasting your life defending flat earth theory.
Still listen in 2024
This sounds like a rap made to get kids into Christianity
GALS1_16 yes!!! Thank u for saying it!!
Nah, its the opposite. Christianity advocates for a Flat-Earth, and so does other mainstream religions. This song is science.
Yeah this song is science, pseudoscience that is.
uh christianity doesnt advocate for flat earth
also he meant the overall sound is similar to that kind of track, not the content lmao
Bruh being christian has nothing to do with believing in flat earth....
Also there's nothing wrong in being religious lol ! Y'all need to stop thinking that ALL religious are crazy "delulu" people with no brains (by the way it's ableist) 🤣. A lot of christians (including myself, cry about) believe in science.
I love dr. Tyson and if his nephew is really trying to become a doctor as well the world can only get better with another doctor Tyson I hope he's reading this keep up the great work I love that you're trying hard to teach children both you your family has been nothing but great things for everyone else around you and I appreciate you for that don't let anyone talk down on you
BRUH!!!!!!!!!! #NeilDeGrasseTyson is SAVAGE.😂😂
שכחתי איך קוראים לי facts
i cant believe there are ppl that actually believe that earth is fucking flat.....
THIS IS AWESOME! Thumbs up for science!
5 centuries?... try 20.... The greeks already started to figure it out.. after that the Romans, Hindu's and many others did the same.... In europe it was known among many scientist but since it was ruled by religion... it took a while longer
*****
That is debatable and not the point I was making... It's still fact that religion was the reason it took Europe so long
+The Doctor Ya exactly, people 5 centuries didnt generally think the earth was flat. Only select morons, just like today. Actually, very few people ever actually got together and decided the earth was flat in recorded history, even thousands of years prior to the greek culture we know of. The only cultures that adopted that idea were the ones who's believed it because of religious doctrine of some sort. Religion... screwing with humanity since our language broadened to include bullshit. Hell Im sure our neanderthal f*cking caveman ancestors knew better lol.
+The Doctor Greeks hes right. They knew that it was a sphere by then but still were thinking that everything in the universe orbitted earth in a perfect circle. Wasnt untill aristrachus and copernicus that it was refuted with the heliocentric model.
+The Doctor He's incorrect. They taught the earth was a flat circle.
+The Doctor I think that's debatable. Ptolemy's astrological system was accepted by the Church throughout the middle ages, and his system included a round Earth.
DramaAlert Raid
lol
ayeeee
+Requiae yep
YEAAAA
Yessss
" are all these your thoughts is the loud talking? I'm a high flyer, but your cloud walking." WOO RKO OUTTA NOWHERE !
"The DJ Khaled of teaching Bobby about the sun" I laughed so hard I nearly had a cardiac
I can only find one mistake in this and it hasn't got anything to do with the shape of the earth or astrophysics in any way. It was at the end when Niel Degrasse Tyson said B.O.B was five centuries regressed in his reasoning. This is clearly based on the misconception that Columbus discovered that the earth was round. Actually, everyone already knew that including the church who, contrary to popular belief, never tried to hide the fact. Indeed, Columbus was actually on pretty good terms with the church. He was really trying to prove that the distance to India in that direction was shorter than it actually was. In reality, it was the ancient Greeks who discovered that the world was round so B.O.B is actually multiple millennia regressed in his reasoning.
Damn Tyson won this shit
B.o.B isn't "Five centuries regressed in his reasoning" ...
Eratosthenes of Cyrene proved the Earth's Roundness in the 200s BCE. B.o.B is twenty two centuries regressed in his reasoning.
To hear TYSON's actual thoughts on the state of the planet, listen to "Mother Earth" ruclips.net/video/TBMW6S2i6E4/видео.html
+Nine Eleven For how big the earth is, no it isn't. If we were on a smaller planet, then you would be able to more easily see it in a plane, but you pretty much have to be above 50,000 feet to start noticing it on earth. Go watch a boat sail away from you and how it sinks into the horizon (it doesn't just keep moving away endlessly), and then tell me the earth is flat. Why do you think ships have had crow's nests for hundreds of years? Because it helps them see objects further over the horizon. If the earth was flat, there would be absolutely no benefit to looking out over the water from a greater height, you would see a ship coming at the same time on the deck or in the crow's nest.
Stormie33 "Go watch a boat sail away from you and how it sinks into the horizon"
Are you saying this is because of the curve of the earth globe? I thought we were too small to see the curve? You are a victim to the biggest con on this earth. LOL Wow.
The horizon is always perfectly flat no matter where you go or how high you go. This is impossible on a globe:
Check out these video series. Cool stuff.
FLAT EARTH PROOF
by Know the Truth
FLAT EARTH CLUES
my markksargeant
+Nine Eleven Oh come on now, you're really going to stoop to conflating two completely different things and acting like I contradicted myself? Seeing the ship sinking into the distance is not seeing the curve of the earth, it's seeing the affect of it; of the fact that the earth is a globe and the ship is moving over it and slowly down out of your line of sight the farther it travels.
Stormie33 "Seeing the ship sinking into the distance is not seeing the curve of the earth, it's seeing the affect of it;"
Yea, okay, you are so desperate to get approval from your teacher aren't you? LOL
You just lost all credibility.
The horizon is always perfectly flat no matter where you go or how high you go. This is impossible on a globe:
Check out these video series. Cool stuff.
FLAT EARTH PROOF
by Know the Truth
FLAT EARTH CLUES
my markksargeant
+Nine Eleven What on earth are you even talking about, referencing a teacher? You really have nothing to say except to make a random ad hominem attack and act like I somehow lost all credibility because you're too stupid to understand that seeing the curve of the earth and seeing something being affected by the curve of the earth are two different things? Go get brainwashed some more kid.
Merci SEB pour la découverte du morceau
Sounds like one of those cringey educational School rap vids they made us watch in middle school or Ele. lol.
Music that was my first thought.
Science=Tesla=Aether Theory=Flat Earth
The people who disliked are flat earthers
The 5 century line at the end bodied em💀💀💀
b.o.b r.i.p he fell off the edge of the earth 😱😱
Nah, he spun so fast to attempt to become flat and got so confused that he hit his head on a chair and died
"All them strange clouds must be gettin to your brain" Yooo this actually bumps 🔥
Can we get some more smart people to deal with the comment section? Maybe some steel barrels to deal with the toxic waste?
HOTTEST HIP HOP BEEF OF ALL TIME
Science bitch. *nods head to the beat of the song while looking directly into a wide angled lense*
Honestly Neil is the philosopher of our time
B.o.B needs some milk
with better production, this is lyrically better than 90% of rap released in the past 10 years.
Beef better than drake and meek mill
The irony of this is that if B.O.B.'s career wasn't already over this song would've finished him off easily
This shyt too Funny...
The DJ Kahled Reference 😂😂😂
If the earth is flat then where is the edge?
+ProfessorCrooks He thinks it's on the horizon.
do your own research
+Fufu Darkskin ???
+MoldyAlmonds stop letting someone else tell u what is truth do your own research. think for yourself.
Fufu Darkskin ah, yeah i have actually. Its called high school science class. Maybe if you hadn't dropped out you would have the same viewpoint as me.
Sometimes, very rarely, the Internet amazes in a satisfying way.
This is one of those times.
FIRE.
Nigga said he gettin shoulder rubs IM FUCKING DONE LMAO
R.I.P BoB
its funny because tyson claims that the earth is an oblate spheroid/pear shaped but at the beginning of the song that tyson himself wrote and is represented by it clearly says the earth is a PERFECT SPHERE!!!
The earth isn't pear shaped, it's more like a sat-on soccer ball, where the poles are flatter and the equator bulges more. Tyson did claim the earth was a sphere, and he was wrong there, but it's simply a term of convenience, seeing as how "oblate spheroid" doesn't rhyme with anything.
EDIT: Hello? Did you get a heart attack from my reasoning or something?
ended B.O.B career.
Greatest rivalry of our time right here.
Lol. Bodied!
that strange clouds dis had me dead
Team Tyson.. Sorry B.O.B. i think u lost this one, but you still dope..
lol
they need to give all the flat-earthers a ride on a rocket to space. then when they see the earth they can poop their pants. and continue on into the sun
This is fucking Glorious
This dude trying so hard to flow like drake. Good writer though
Drake sucks major arse
Now I know what to do for my science report.
Shits lowkey fire...
Theres always one
I like this more than I thought I would. A+
This gonna go viral so fuckin fast lol
SOMEONE CALL 911 THIS SHIT WAS ON FIRE
The flat earth thing is dumb but the rest of his new stuff speaks straight truth. All you have to do is some research bub lol
I can't believe THIS just happened
Dear African and African-American parents, EDUCATE YOUR BRATS, please.
Type in flat earth theory and you'd find mostly white people spewing that nonsense, nothing hes saying is new
klegend0 Prevention is the best cure they say, best to educate them before they fall for the crap that crazy white religious fools spew to them.
+A Ghost Without a Past Flat earth theory is a ancient European concept revived in the 21st century. The same Europeans who had major festivals partaking in savagery. Having huge orgies with animals and children and not bathing for years aiding in spreading of plagues and sickness. And B.o.b fan base isn't majority black it's white. Just like Flo rida, Pit Bull, Jason Derulo and every other commercial pop rapper.
Ghost, you're an idiot. This was the dumbest comment I've seen all day, and I'm home with sick kids so I've quite possibly read all of the internets today.
+A Ghost Without a Past
Educate good children about what.
That second verse was straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
this is actually straight fire
This is low-key fire.
Neil must be like; "If I disprove your bullshit, there ain't nothin to it. Gangsta rap made me do it."
Les Français qui sont là grace a Seb 🙌
LMAOO RIP B.o.B won't be missed XD
Honestly this is probably one of the best "Rap Songs" to come out in the last few years.
i dont know whos wrong or right anymore since we are lied too about pretty much everything.but, one thing is for sure: question everything.
Myke C-Town loves this track.
you are going down , so KNEEL DOWN TO GRASS MASON
Nephew got yo back!
This new track for The Lonely Island's next album is sounding great!
If drake said the earth was flat. Just think about that.
I can't believe this. We humans created so many amazing things and we discover so much and here we have a rapper ACTUALLY believing the earth is flat.
Sounds like something Will Smith would write.
the government is not telling us about where we live. I don't know if it is flat, but I do know it's not what they say it is
So the earth isn't round because the government says it is round? What the heck are you smoking?
The earths cylinder shaped with a cone on top and 2 spheres on the bottom
this track would be hot if all the shit going on in EARTH wasnt real