i took a college course where the entire point was to watch these episodes and ruthlessly pick them apart as a class for a grade. Best class I've ever taken.
No joke, the class was called Alien Pyramids and Lost Civilizations. It was all about ancient myths and aliens while also learning how to dissect logical fallacies.
My Dad not only watched this show unironically, he also collected the DVDs so that he'd have hard copies in case the ever mysterious "they" tried to bury the stories. This was incredibly cathartic.
I could understand why Catholics get upset about that question because they believe that angels are spirits with no physical form, despite the Bible being pretty clear that they do, but this dude wrote a book about how all religion was just alien propaganda, so... I don't understand his outrage.
If Giorgio is a hybrid of Indiana Jones and Carl Sagan, and Childress is the real life Indiana Jones, that must mean that aliens abducted Carl Sagan and Childress to create a hybrid of the two... does Giorgio know Childress is his papa? 🤔
Did Gabi Belle really make this video of Ancient Aliens about Ancient Aliens by herself? Or... Was she given assistance by some unknown technological advanced beings like, Ancient Aliens? [cue theme music]
She clearly couldn't do it on her own. Could it be that every time she said "watching Ancient Aliens" that she really meant "visited by extra terrestrial life forms"? Unfortunately, there's no way to know for sure.
My dad unironically watches and believes this show. He had me watch it when I was growing up, making sure I "was learning the right stuff." He is a man with an MD and also believes every conspiracy theory imaginable. Humans are wack
@@christinewarden3450 what the ancient alien theory (well the show didn't invent it, but the conspiracy that humans were guided by extraterrestrials) is originally rooted in nazism? :///// Bro I can't laugh at NONE of these conspiracy theories no more holy shit. Why do they always lead back to anti semitism.
I took a class with a professor who was featured on the show (Sabina Magliocco - anthropology and religion) and she told us all about what a load of bs it was behind the scenes and that the editors always cut their takes to give the impression that the actual experts believe in the conspiracy theories too
Thats not even something they hide? You listen to anyone talk on that show and its chopped up like crazy, the only people who dont sound like text to speech half the time are the hosts
I watch the series for the same reason as the youtuber in this video: it's hilarious But I remember distinctly in season 1, there was an expert they brought on, he only ever got 1 line and they NEVER brought him back again. His only line was in reference to the pyramids of Egypt and he said "we're told that the purpose of the pyramids was a tomb to hide the pharaoh's body and treasures, but what sense does it make to hide something in the single most visible structure for miles?" and I had to a double take and it cut away from him and I was just there like "no, please bring that guy back, that's the first sensible question I've heard in this series"
While the general theory is just the rehashed ancient Atlantis theory mixed with some HP Lovecraft and is super Eurocentric the show has broken this trend and claims essentially everything till just before modernity was aliens. How did Italians get good at painting and sculpture? Aliens duh. Stonehenge prehistoric britan ritual site or alien landing pad because the aliens is setting up shop in the UK?
@patrickangelobalasa those Norse god aliens didn't exactly do much, did they? With respect to Vikings and their achievements, they were no pyramid builders.
I’m so happy that someone appreciates ancient aliens as much as me, it’s such a goldmine both for memes and just outright comedic garbage, I wish I still had cable so I could watch this as it comes out
The entire show is based off of racist Nazi conspiracy theories that ancient civilizations were too stupid and dumb to be able to do anything that they did. The entire show is just racist.
That use to be my view back in 2011 until I sadly realized my old roommate was taking it to seriously and got sucked into this crap but oddly he was Christian and when it came to the aliens in the Bible he couldn't believe
No... they stated after every topic they spoke about, that if it was possible... ancient theorists say yes. 😂 There was never a time they said no. Sometimes, it was a resounding yes 😆
As an archaeologist, ancient aliens is my guilty pleasure. If you ignore how absolutely ridiculously wrong it is, it really works great as a satire of overly dramatic history documentaries. I've even made a drinking game of it with some friends where we binge watch a few episodes and drink everytime the argument amounts to "it must be aliens because the locals aren't white"
Yeah that's literally the plot of the one about the pyramids and the one about Chaco Canyon. "Brown people can't build big impressive stuff!" Also reminds me of the Great Zimbabwe incident...
I get so livid at the brown people ehhh aliens but also laugh it’s soooo infuriating I have to go into no brain mode to watch lol drinking great addition
My only issue with this is that with satire, someone is always going to miss the point and take it completely seriously, and frequently it leads to completely nonsensical ways of thinking. See: the whole world over the last few years.
Dante's Divine Comedy being considered one of the greatest books of all time when it is self insert fan fiction of Dante hanging out with his Senpai as they go through hell and he gets to explain why everyone he doesn't like is in hell and exactly why they are there is so fucking funny to me.
My favorite thing about ancient aliens is when they have a legitimate scientist or historian on and they’re just like “no it’s definitely not aliens it was ___” and then the show is like “see it was aliens!”
Tldr: Gabi please cover more of these! When my dad was dying of cancer he became obsessed with this show (early seasons) and we actually bonded over it as he actually understood my religious skepticism thru the years. Turning point: he goes to change the channel when the 1st episode to pick apart the Bible starts. My comment: oh its all fun & games until its your believes huh? Him: good point. We watched every episode together until he passed away.
what i hate about ancient aliens is that they take every amazing accomplishment done my humankind and say alien did it, completely disregarding native societies and their contributions. it's so depressing to see them destroy human history like that.
i look at these people and i just throw up my hands. "HOW COULD HUMANS HAVE DRAWN STUFF ON THE GROUND??!!? ITS MADNESS I TELL YOU" like my guy can you not...imagine...what something would look like if it was really big...?
I took an archeology class in college. My professor hadn't heard of this show. The next day we had class, he told us all that if we quoted this show in any way he would fail us on the spot lol
What I love about this show is that each episode is wild series of “Could this old thing actually be aliens? IF SO, then could something tangentially related also be aliens? AND IF SO, could we all be descendants of aliens?” Every time, you can negate the whole episode by just answering no to the first premise
Okay I think it should be a rule that you can’t describe any random archeologist as “the real life Indiana Jones” unless they have broken the nose of at least 1 nazi
From the bottom of my heart: Thank you! You just introduced me to my new favourite podcast, and I couldn't be more grateful that I decided to scroll down to the comments and happened to scroll just far enough to stumble upon your comment!
Too bad the evidence of at least an earlier advanced civilization is far greater than the evidence of our current beliefs of civilization history. It was probably aliens.
shout out to my old professor who is an expert in Egyptology and gets calls from ancient aliens to which she responds with a strongly worded email every time! love her!
@@crandria2001 what if Thats what happened tho? just a bunch of Audhd monks with a hyperfixation on God re-writing the bible making it wilder every time And id love to see a video of gabi summarizing the bible
This is absolutely genius. Couldn't get enough of the drawing alien eyes over the babies once we unveiled they're actually half alien XD thank you Gabi Belle.
omfg AA is my guilty pleasure to watch with friends. We laugh so much (aside from the lowkey racisim in "theres no way these non-european people were smart enough to make this so it must be aliens" ) BUT aside from that its hilarious
I think it was Eddie Burbank that did one covering AA and he was joking that the aliens were racist to white people, as they seemed to help everyone else!
If you're someone who loves seeing Ancient Aliens get called out for their BS, I have to recommend the podcast/RUclips show "It's Probably (not) Aliens!" Brilliant takedowns. Every episode a banger. Scott & Tristan are the best.
I know this is just a silly video but I wanted to point out that “Immaculate Conception” specifically refers to Mary’s conception. She was conceived without original sin (immaculate = clean). Many people mistakenly use this phrase to refer to a person miraculously conceived in the womb of a virgin.
I really like your voice, how your hair can look like a late-90's, on-sight, local news reporter... and being confused by Dev Lemons.... and the bright makeup that you put in the place that I'm seemingly only able produce an endless supply of eye "boogies" and/or "crusties". Idk... good job.
You should definitely do more on Ancient Aliens! I remember I used to be obsessed with this show in middle school, my dad would leave it on when I visited his apartment and I’d just sit there like “Yo 😦 Why is no one talking about this??” It’s so funny to look back on, I was a weird kid 😭
I even tried to write my own book on Wattpad about it and debate people at school USING Ancient Aliens evidence. I’m not exaggerating you guys, this show was my SHIT
Omg I took an elective last year that talked about this show throughout the term. All their experts do have PhDs but it's usually not in any scientific feild lol. Usually something like sports management or similar feilds. My favorite quote from shows like this was when one of their experts said something like "when looking at these religious sculptures we need to remove the religious context", leading him to the conclusion that they had to have seen these for armed figures in real life because nobody just creates these designes in their heads. 🤣 Also being called the "real life Indiana" Jones is not a complement 🤣 my archeology professor took every opportunity to make sure we knew that if Indiana Jones was real he would be seen as a criminal and definitely not a respected archeologist Also most of these mysteries aren't mysteries. For example archaeologists know how the pyramids were made. It was constructed using lots of labor, pullies and with the inclusion of ramps on the inside of the pyramids to transport the large blocks to the top layers. It's a lot more fun to say that it's a mystery and give credit to Aliens but in reality its not a mystery. In that course we also talked about how for some reason all these mysteries and scenarios that must have been done with the help of aliens always seem to in reference to architecture and sculptures made by non-white civilizations.
Your education has thoroughly failed you. Misspelt field in addition to writing like a literal child. I guess they succeeded in selling nihilistic atheism though.
@10pm Memes lol no need to get so upset but you are right the education system did fail not just me but a lot of people my age in Canada Ontario. when it comes to spelling and writing it was a horrible instance of experimental learning that they almost instantly reverted. Also the midea talked about in this video has more of a disregard to religion than what I said. I pointed out that these "experts" were the ones saying we need to look at religious creations through a non religious lense Idk what to tell you though. The construction of the pyramids isn't a mystery and the belief that it is literally comes from a willful dismissal of scientific evidence.
Oh my god this is ingrained in so deep into my childhood. My grandma would have this on pretty much non stop and still does (shes cool but like i can recite at least 3 episodes word for word)
This is a more isolated Christmas than I’m used to and find comfort where I wouldn’t expect. I like you as a personality and I like cable - so this was a very warm video for me thanks a lot
Okay two things: 1. Your tattoos are really cool 2. Is that an among us poster at the back? Side thing: I don't think having an among us poster and talking about Ancient Aliens is a coincidence... I'm calling CONSPIRACY
in 20 years ancient aliens will still be running and they're going to start theorizing that among us was the aliens' attempt at communicating with us and that the amogus beans were their true forms all along. im placing bets and putting it on the preemptive 2042 bingo card rn
I’m a Christian and religion is pretty ridiculous sometimes but someone had to make it even more ridiculous😂. Also if you want more content like this, Wendigoon has long video about all the weird books that people tried to get added to the Bible but weren’t allowed
I mean I feel like Aliens experimenting with DNA and storing DNA is much less ridiculous than the actual Noahs arc story. Both are ridiculous, but c’mon an unseen all powerful being destroying life in a fit of rage, and having 2 of every animal fit on a big ass boat is a much more unbelievable story
Great video, have always known there’s more to life than meets the eye, I feel like in this life i am supposed to be doing more than i am doing for the people i love. been seeking for an eye opening enlightenment, a way to be more influential, powerful and protected!
oh well you can achieve that by being a part of the illuminatus brotherhood, i know it sounds like a mystery but there are ways you can actually get in contact with them
@@haynesatteh4463 Well it is not and you can't actually expect it to be open to everyone, but if you want to know more you can look up ANTHONY MARK SZYMON online you will find something interesting.
I just found your channel & started binge watching your videos. Even though I came for the video game stuff (Pokemon video), I stuck around because the way you present is so entertaining. But also, please do more video game-related vids! You're great at it! 😁
I recently bought the Ancient Aliens Adult Coloring Book on Amazon. I'm going back and watching the episodes then coloring the pictures, and now I found your RUclips channel. I'm having so much fun with this!
Because white people are smart enough to put a man on the moon. We didn't need help stacking rocks on top of each other or drawing pictures of the stars.
Have you guys heard of the Prophet Rael? He says in 1973 in France he was visited by an alien named Yahweh who explained that all life on Earth was created scientifically by scientists from his civilization (known to us as ‘Elohim’) and that their interactions with humanity throughout history created the religions. They educated select prophets to guide humanity and spread a message of peace and love. These prophets include Moses, Elijah, Buddha, Jesus, Mohammed and many others. Now that we’re advanced enough to understand this they want us to build an embassy to welcome them, the prophecised ‘Third Temple’. Rael wrote down the information in a book called “Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers”.
I watched Ancient Aliens because I loved seeing all the places that weren't on other shows. And of course they show the same images and videos over and over so you get several good looks at them. Ancient Architecture would've been the show for me!
I freaking love you cutting to baby jesus (and noah?) And drawing alien eyes on them as the music plays each time you call them an alien, kept cracking me up 😆 Also loved the mosquito joke, got me more than it probably should have 😅 Loved this vid and love all your vids and your sense of humour, always making me smile and laugh. It lovely to have a channeli can come to that I know will make me smile. 💕
Please make more of these videos about ancient aliens, this is funny AF! I admit this show has been a guilty pleasure of mine, not just because I'm a middle aged man lol....but now I'm going to watch it with a completely different lense LMAO
If we take Kratos into account of ancient aliens, and all of the gods of ancient civilizations were aliens, does that mean Kratos was just an ancient Duke Nukem
If Tsoukalos is a cross between Indiana Jones and Carl Sagan, and Childress is The Real Life Indiana Jones, does that mean Childress is Tsoukalos's father? And how did they get Carl Sagan on board with this?
People who like this video check out the “It’s Probably Not Aliens” podcast. It thoroughly debunks many of the ancient aliens and ancient apocalypse nonsense as well as teach the actual history behind things these shows ignore.
The unexpected “How can angels have SEX?!” killed me
Idk man, those wheels be smexy lol
@@MalachiWadas you aren’t wrong 😳😏
I ❤Rei Ayanami
Ask the Supernatural fan fiction community lmao
😂😂..8:00
I read your comment thinking yea and he keeps bring up that 'SEX!" 😂...THEN I GET TO 8:00 AND HERE WE GO AGAIN IT LOOKS LIKE 😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
i took a college course where the entire point was to watch these episodes and ruthlessly pick them apart as a class for a grade. Best class I've ever taken.
That sounds like so much fun
What was the class? A logic course? Seriously asking
id also like to know what class this was lmao sounds amazing
@@meowtaindewd that reminds me, I heard years ago that there's a college in California that has a language class for Klingon!
No joke, the class was called Alien Pyramids and Lost Civilizations. It was all about ancient myths and aliens while also learning how to dissect logical fallacies.
My Dad not only watched this show unironically, he also collected the DVDs so that he'd have hard copies in case the ever mysterious "they" tried to bury the stories. This was incredibly cathartic.
Woah
What “they” does he think is gonna stop this 💀
@@princekyle4132 Jews
"they" in conspiracy theories always means Jews.
@@princekyle4132the evil government 😡😡
Sounds like this guys Dad is nuts.
"How can angels have sex?"
WHY IS HE SO FLUSTERED BY THAT QUESTION? LMAO
@@georgecarlin2656it changes everything
He can’t mind it
He wants to find out
I could understand why Catholics get upset about that question because they believe that angels are spirits with no physical form, despite the Bible being pretty clear that they do, but this dude wrote a book about how all religion was just alien propaganda, so... I don't understand his outrage.
i mean, if we're going for biblical accuracy, how can wheels with eyes and wings have sex?
If Giorgio is a hybrid of Indiana Jones and Carl Sagan, and Childress is the real life Indiana Jones, that must mean that aliens abducted Carl Sagan and Childress to create a hybrid of the two... does Giorgio know Childress is his papa? 🤔
He does
Did Gabi Belle really make this video of Ancient Aliens about Ancient Aliens by herself? Or... Was she given assistance by some unknown technological advanced beings like, Ancient Aliens? [cue theme music]
HOOOOLY SHIT🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Could it be possible?
WAIT A MINUTE!
She clearly couldn't do it on her own. Could it be that every time she said "watching Ancient Aliens" that she really meant "visited by extra terrestrial life forms"? Unfortunately, there's no way to know for sure.
Or is she going to give birth to the next hybrid?
My dad unironically watches and believes this show. He had me watch it when I was growing up, making sure I "was learning the right stuff." He is a man with an MD and also believes every conspiracy theory imaginable.
Humans are wack
It’s like maybe we shouldn’t watch or make a show that is based off of Nazi conspiracy theories
My father has watched some of them that I think he believes but I don’t think he really cares or watches it often
as a pree teen, i have watched this show unironically as well lmao...
just to clarify, I'm 20 now
@@christinewarden3450 what the ancient alien theory (well the show didn't invent it, but the conspiracy that humans were guided by extraterrestrials) is originally rooted in nazism?
:///// Bro I can't laugh at NONE of these conspiracy theories no more holy shit. Why do they always lead back to anti semitism.
@@froggywithaheart it's ok luv, I used to love this type of stuff too. There's hope for us yet
I took a class with a professor who was featured on the show (Sabina Magliocco - anthropology and religion) and she told us all about what a load of bs it was behind the scenes and that the editors always cut their takes to give the impression that the actual experts believe in the conspiracy theories too
I'm so not surprised.
Sounds about right
Thats not even something they hide? You listen to anyone talk on that show and its chopped up like crazy, the only people who dont sound like text to speech half the time are the hosts
I watch the series for the same reason as the youtuber in this video: it's hilarious
But I remember distinctly in season 1, there was an expert they brought on, he only ever got 1 line and they NEVER brought him back again. His only line was in reference to the pyramids of Egypt and he said "we're told that the purpose of the pyramids was a tomb to hide the pharaoh's body and treasures, but what sense does it make to hide something in the single most visible structure for miles?" and I had to a double take and it cut away from him and I was just there like "no, please bring that guy back, that's the first sensible question I've heard in this series"
The only thing this show's ever done is make my mum fall asleep INSTANTLY 😂😂😂
She has a sensible reaction LOL
I love the Eurocentrism of this show, where anything built outside Europe is automatically classified as made by aliens
To be fair everything was built by aliens according to this shows 😂
Nah, they straight up go "viking gods were aliens" in later episodes too.
While the general theory is just the rehashed ancient Atlantis theory mixed with some HP Lovecraft and is super Eurocentric the show has broken this trend and claims essentially everything till just before modernity was aliens. How did Italians get good at painting and sculpture? Aliens duh. Stonehenge prehistoric britan ritual site or alien landing pad because the aliens is setting up shop in the UK?
@patrickangelobalasa those Norse god aliens didn't exactly do much, did they? With respect to Vikings and their achievements, they were no pyramid builders.
I’m so happy that someone appreciates ancient aliens as much as me, it’s such a goldmine both for memes and just outright comedic garbage, I wish I still had cable so I could watch this as it comes out
It’s on Hulu! At least the older seasons are 🤩
The entire show is based off of racist Nazi conspiracy theories that ancient civilizations were too stupid and dumb to be able to do anything that they did. The entire show is just racist.
That use to be my view back in 2011 until I sadly realized my old roommate was taking it to seriously and got sucked into this crap but oddly he was Christian and when it came to the aliens in the Bible he couldn't believe
@@rickd5591 as a native American and having Pacific islander ancestry the white supremacy subtly was really evil
Arrr there is always the way of the pirate
I love when they say "Is it possible" before every theory so they can later say that they don't actually believe it if they're called out
Imagine if they did the whole two hour documentary and finished it with “No. It is not possible. Thank you for watching.” 💀💀💀💀
Its the "just asking questions" method of pushing ridiculous points of views into serious discourse.
See also Tucker Carlson.
But some people say...
No... they stated after every topic they spoke about, that if it was possible... ancient theorists say yes. 😂
There was never a time they said no. Sometimes, it was a resounding yes 😆
As an archaeologist, ancient aliens is my guilty pleasure. If you ignore how absolutely ridiculously wrong it is, it really works great as a satire of overly dramatic history documentaries. I've even made a drinking game of it with some friends where we binge watch a few episodes and drink everytime the argument amounts to "it must be aliens because the locals aren't white"
Noo but I think you guys are onto something
Yeah that's literally the plot of the one about the pyramids and the one about Chaco Canyon. "Brown people can't build big impressive stuff!"
Also reminds me of the Great Zimbabwe incident...
I get so livid at the brown people ehhh aliens but also laugh it’s soooo infuriating I have to go into no brain mode to watch lol drinking great addition
And you all are still alive after that? There's only one explanation: Alien Doctors Without Borders
My only issue with this is that with satire, someone is always going to miss the point and take it completely seriously, and frequently it leads to completely nonsensical ways of thinking. See: the whole world over the last few years.
As a Christian, calling the apocrypha "deleted scenes" has the same energy as calling Dantes Inferno Bible fanfiction and I couldn't be happier
Dante's Divine Comedy being considered one of the greatest books of all time when it is self insert fan fiction of Dante hanging out with his Senpai as they go through hell and he gets to explain why everyone he doesn't like is in hell and exactly why they are there is so fucking funny to me.
You did a much better job telling Bible stories than most Sunday school teachers. You're a natural at storytelling.
My favorite thing about ancient aliens is when they have a legitimate scientist or historian on and they’re just like “no it’s definitely not aliens it was ___” and then the show is like “see it was aliens!”
Tldr: Gabi please cover more of these!
When my dad was dying of cancer he became obsessed with this show (early seasons) and we actually bonded over it as he actually understood my religious skepticism thru the years.
Turning point: he goes to change the channel when the 1st episode to pick apart the Bible starts.
My comment: oh its all fun & games until its your believes huh?
Him: good point.
We watched every episode together until he passed away.
What an unexpectedly wholesome moment to come from this show lol
"Until he passed away"
Did you tie him to the chair or something? 😳
@@lavishlyDecorated bro what
@@lavishlyDecorated dude
@@lavishlyDecorated The fuck are you talking about?
what i hate about ancient aliens is that they take every amazing accomplishment done my humankind and say alien did it, completely disregarding native societies and their contributions. it's so depressing to see them destroy human history like that.
With their man crushing on the neo Nazi white supremacy "advanced aliens" narratives
i look at these people and i just throw up my hands. "HOW COULD HUMANS HAVE DRAWN STUFF ON THE GROUND??!!? ITS MADNESS I TELL YOU" like my guy can you not...imagine...what something would look like if it was really big...?
@@Saibellus the idea they didn’t understand scale and engineering is so funny.
Personally I think Juses was an Epic Fail rather than a success
Mofo
None of the shit mainstream claim we humans built didnt build shit
Always question the narrative
Ok but how have I not heard "how can angels have sex" as a meme until now? It's... It's too good.
I took an archeology class in college. My professor hadn't heard of this show. The next day we had class, he told us all that if we quoted this show in any way he would fail us on the spot lol
can I just say that I absolutely love this look you have in this video? the white tank and the snatched makeup? the tattoo? the hairstyle? god tier
somehow i dont think she can change the tattoo
@@dignelberrt .. that wasn’t what I meant. i just loved the whole vibe
aaahh thank you so much thats so sweet!!!!! :-)
I had to stop watching out of anger because I will never be Her
Comparing someone who looks like a street worker to God 🤡
Can we give a huge shout-out to the narrator who manages to say this stuff and not burst out laughing?
The narrator is actually an alien
The narrator is Robert Clotworthy, the voice of Jim Raynor from StarCraft.
@@RevanAlaireno way 😂
What I love about this show is that each episode is wild series of “Could this old thing actually be aliens? IF SO, then could something tangentially related also be aliens? AND IF SO, could we all be descendants of aliens?” Every time, you can negate the whole episode by just answering no to the first premise
tbh the whole "mary was impregnated by an alien" is not crazier than the holy spirit idea.
literally 😭 if anything it’s more believable
Okay I think it should be a rule that you can’t describe any random archeologist as “the real life Indiana Jones” unless they have broken the nose of at least 1 nazi
Gatekeeping much?
Gonna shout out the "It's Probably Not Aliens" podcast. They fact check an Ancient Aliens theory each episode, and it's a wild ride!
Thank you
From the bottom of my heart: Thank you! You just introduced me to my new favourite podcast, and I couldn't be more grateful that I decided to scroll down to the comments and happened to scroll just far enough to stumble upon your comment!
@cheezdoodle96 I'm glad you enjoy it so much! It's such a fun podcast, and so very informative. It's nice to get wrecked by history daddy sometimes.
Too bad the evidence of at least an earlier advanced civilization is far greater than the evidence of our current beliefs of civilization history. It was probably aliens.
@@Chronoplaguehistory daddy 💀
Changing baby Jesus's eyes to the "alien" eyes cracked me up
shout out to my old professor who is an expert in Egyptology and gets calls from ancient aliens to which she responds with a strongly worded email every time! love her!
Oh my god.... She is the real Daniel Jackson
5:55 the suit is giving me Veronica Sawyer vibes (specifically Heather the musical for some reason) - this is a compliment
i agree! it reminds me of a more modern take on veronica, i love it a lot :D
(gabi is so pretty like fuck me gently w a chainsaw)
this the 4th show of yours ive seen, and theyre all wildly entertaining! its now my fav channel
I could listen to you summarizing Bible stories all day
You wouldn’t it gets confusing
@@Bibi_Dude I think that would just make it more entertaining
Man same
@@crandria2001 it wouldn’t
@@crandria2001 what if Thats what happened tho? just a bunch of Audhd monks with a hyperfixation on God re-writing the bible making it wilder every time
And id love to see a video of gabi summarizing the bible
I can sit here all day and listen to you briefly tell Bible stories
This is absolutely genius. Couldn't get enough of the drawing alien eyes over the babies once we unveiled they're actually half alien XD thank you Gabi Belle.
Gabi your eyeshadow looked so cool in your PowerPoint segments!! 💜💜:3
i can confirm. the aliens arrived in the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea to meet me and my best friend forevers Kim Jong Un.
omfg AA is my guilty pleasure to watch with friends. We laugh so much (aside from the lowkey racisim in "theres no way these non-european people were smart enough to make this so it must be aliens" ) BUT aside from that its hilarious
The best thing I can say about that is that sometimes they also accuse Europeans of being too dumb to come up with technology
I think it was Eddie Burbank that did one covering AA and he was joking that the aliens were racist to white people, as they seemed to help everyone else!
If you're someone who loves seeing Ancient Aliens get called out for their BS, I have to recommend the podcast/RUclips show "It's Probably (not) Aliens!"
Brilliant takedowns. Every episode a banger. Scott & Tristan are the best.
I know this is just a silly video but I wanted to point out that “Immaculate Conception” specifically refers to Mary’s conception. She was conceived without original sin (immaculate = clean). Many people mistakenly use this phrase to refer to a person miraculously conceived in the womb of a virgin.
Watch : Religion and UFOs; Was Jesus an Extraterrestrial, by Tony Talking The Talk. Makes you laugh
Your editing quality and scripting is getting so good!
I really like your voice, how your hair can look like a late-90's, on-sight, local news reporter... and being confused by Dev Lemons.... and the bright makeup that you put in the place that I'm seemingly only able produce an endless supply of eye "boogies" and/or "crusties". Idk... good job.
I choked on my extraterrestrial ambrosia when they said, "will they rEtUrNnNNn?"
Pleaseeeeee Gabi cover more episodes of this show, this is pure gold.
You should definitely do more on Ancient Aliens! I remember I used to be obsessed with this show in middle school, my dad would leave it on when I visited his apartment and I’d just sit there like “Yo 😦 Why is no one talking about this??” It’s so funny to look back on, I was a weird kid 😭
I even tried to write my own book on Wattpad about it and debate people at school USING Ancient Aliens evidence. I’m not exaggerating you guys, this show was my SHIT
Never stop making ancient aliens content gabz. I need this
Honestly you need to make more of these you're hilarious!!!
Omg I took an elective last year that talked about this show throughout the term. All their experts do have PhDs but it's usually not in any scientific feild lol. Usually something like sports management or similar feilds. My favorite quote from shows like this was when one of their experts said something like "when looking at these religious sculptures we need to remove the religious context", leading him to the conclusion that they had to have seen these for armed figures in real life because nobody just creates these designes in their heads. 🤣
Also being called the "real life Indiana" Jones is not a complement 🤣 my archeology professor took every opportunity to make sure we knew that if Indiana Jones was real he would be seen as a criminal and definitely not a respected archeologist
Also most of these mysteries aren't mysteries. For example archaeologists know how the pyramids were made. It was constructed using lots of labor, pullies and with the inclusion of ramps on the inside of the pyramids to transport the large blocks to the top layers. It's a lot more fun to say that it's a mystery and give credit to Aliens but in reality its not a mystery.
In that course we also talked about how for some reason all these mysteries and scenarios that must have been done with the help of aliens always seem to in reference to architecture and sculptures made by non-white civilizations.
Your education has thoroughly failed you. Misspelt field in addition to writing like a literal child. I guess they succeeded in selling nihilistic atheism though.
@10pm Memes lol no need to get so upset but you are right the education system did fail not just me but a lot of people my age in Canada Ontario. when it comes to spelling and writing it was a horrible instance of experimental learning that they almost instantly reverted.
Also the midea talked about in this video has more of a disregard to religion than what I said. I pointed out that these "experts" were the ones saying we need to look at religious creations through a non religious lense
Idk what to tell you though. The construction of the pyramids isn't a mystery and the belief that it is literally comes from a willful dismissal of scientific evidence.
Oh my god this is ingrained in so deep into my childhood. My grandma would have this on pretty much non stop and still does (shes cool but like i can recite at least 3 episodes word for word)
This is a more isolated Christmas than I’m used to and find comfort where I wouldn’t expect. I like you as a personality and I like cable - so this was a very warm video for me thanks a lot
My favourite part about Ancient Aliens is the random lazer eyes they sprinkle throughout the episode 🤩
11:50 “the great flood did eugenics” was NOT the take I expected good grief
Adore the conspiracy theories, id love more of this content
ancient aliens more like bad show aliens
How did you comment before the video was published wtf
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Gabbi stealing Christmas? What a great gift for this Holiday season
I need more of this. I LOVED ancient aliens because of how goofy it was and you picking it apart makes it better
Could it be that Gabi's drinking game is actually not her idea but knowledge she acquired after an alien encounter 😂😂
That's it. I'm sayin it: Ancient Aliens existence is probably why conspiracy theories are everywhere these days
Okay two things:
1. Your tattoos are really cool
2. Is that an among us poster at the back?
Side thing: I don't think having an among us poster and talking about Ancient Aliens is a coincidence... I'm calling CONSPIRACY
in 20 years ancient aliens will still be running and they're going to start theorizing that among us was the aliens' attempt at communicating with us and that the amogus beans were their true forms all along. im placing bets and putting it on the preemptive 2042 bingo card rn
Every dad ever watches this show, even if he’s sitting in church, he’s thinking about watching it.
This channel just checks every single box for me, thanks for the awesome entertainment Gabi, you rock 🤘🏻
This was so fun to watch and it was obvious that you (as in Gabi) were having fun filming it, please make more things like this!
I’m a Christian and religion is pretty ridiculous sometimes but someone had to make it even more ridiculous😂. Also if you want more content like this, Wendigoon has long video about all the weird books that people tried to get added to the Bible but weren’t allowed
What he did?? What video is this??
I mean I feel like Aliens experimenting with DNA and storing DNA is much less ridiculous than the actual Noahs arc story. Both are ridiculous, but c’mon an unseen all powerful being destroying life in a fit of rage, and having 2 of every animal fit on a big ass boat is a much more unbelievable story
The only thing I want for Christmas is more ancient alien videos from gabi, thank you Santa or should I say possible alien??? 👽 🎅
Santa is an alien!!!!
I love you for covering the Ancient Aliens show. Ty for the content!
I love your ability to look serious enough while doing a silly bit. Loving you channel.
if ancient aliens are real, they totally were teenagers on vacation just having a ball...
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You REALLY need to make an Assassin's Creed lore video. It covers EVERY single conspiracy and is way more interesting than Ancient Aliens
my family and I used to watch these types of shows all the time, also all of the ghost hunting ones. They’re so insane and I love it lmao
We want more Gabi! Especially more Ancient Aliens PowerPoint presentations hahah
2:21 I'm getting real "Mei pitching the 4 Town concert to get mom" vibes
Great video, have always known there’s more to life than meets the eye, I feel like in this life i am supposed to be doing more than i am doing for the people i love. been seeking for an eye opening enlightenment, a way to be more influential, powerful and protected!
oh well you can achieve that by being a part of the illuminatus brotherhood, i know it sounds like a mystery but there are ways you can actually get in contact with them
@@bartholetbay412 hi, isn't the brotherhood a myth?
@@haynesatteh4463 Well it is not and you can't actually expect it to be open to everyone, but if you want to know more you can look up ANTHONY MARK SZYMON online you will find something interesting.
@@bartholetbay412 oh really, i just saw his website, interesting.i will leave him a message.
yeah i kinda do feel that way too.
I love Ancient Aliens, have been ironically watching it for years! Please cover more :D
It's more funny cause I used to watch this show with my dad regularly a few years ago and it was our favourite show and kind of a bonding moment
I just found your channel & started binge watching your videos. Even though I came for the video game stuff (Pokemon video), I stuck around because the way you present is so entertaining.
But also, please do more video game-related vids! You're great at it! 😁
Personality 10/10. Definitely entertained by the goofy humour. Keep it up, will checkout more
I recently bought the Ancient Aliens Adult Coloring Book on Amazon. I'm going back and watching the episodes then coloring the pictures, and now I found your RUclips channel. I'm having so much fun with this!
i cant believe you manifested aliens into existence for this video. nice!
Thank you Gabi, very cool! 👽
0:45 *no one is safe except for europe for some mysterious reason
Because white people are smart enough to put a man on the moon. We didn't need help stacking rocks on top of each other or drawing pictures of the stars.
The art work pulls everything together 😁😁.......beautifully done🤩🤩
Have you guys heard of the Prophet Rael? He says in 1973 in France he was visited by an alien named Yahweh who explained that all life on Earth was created scientifically by scientists from his civilization (known to us as ‘Elohim’) and that their interactions with humanity throughout history created the religions. They educated select prophets to guide humanity and spread a message of peace and love. These prophets include Moses, Elijah, Buddha, Jesus, Mohammed and many others. Now that we’re advanced enough to understand this they want us to build an embassy to welcome them, the prophecised ‘Third Temple’. Rael wrote down the information in a book called “Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers”.
I love this show lmao I love how the ancient aliens theorists always say yes haha
Gabi, my favorite conspiracy theorist
I watched Ancient Aliens because I loved seeing all the places that weren't on other shows. And of course they show the same images and videos over and over so you get several good looks at them. Ancient Architecture would've been the show for me!
Also the Tsoulakos hair. I stayed for the hair.
I freaking love you cutting to baby jesus (and noah?) And drawing alien eyes on them as the music plays each time you call them an alien, kept cracking me up 😆 Also loved the mosquito joke, got me more than it probably should have 😅 Loved this vid and love all your vids and your sense of humour, always making me smile and laugh. It lovely to have a channeli can come to that I know will make me smile. 💕
holy rusted metal, batman, you got a permit for those guns? cause you got fire arms.
I'll leave you alone forever.
i need a whole ancient aliens season by gaby, even if she do that with some kind of alien technology
RUclips is tripping with 12 views and 43 likes
It's a glitch in the matrix, obviously
Please make more of these videos about ancient aliens, this is funny AF! I admit this show has been a guilty pleasure of mine, not just because I'm a middle aged man lol....but now I'm going to watch it with a completely different lense LMAO
finding these gems ayear after theyre made is like making an ancient discovery initself! lol love the videos! thsnk you.
Oh my goodness, this is so much better than the actual show. And I love your tattoo by the way.
Dude, this video quality is amazing! Love your content! Keep it up :)
David Hatcher is the real life Indiana Jones and Giorgio is his secret child he had with Carl Sagan
If we take Kratos into account of ancient aliens, and all of the gods of ancient civilizations were aliens, does that mean Kratos was just an ancient Duke Nukem
When the Director of Navy Intelligence tells us we've had 11 near misses with UFO's moving between Mach 5 - 20 it's not really a joke anymore.
Probably Chinese Advanced Technology 😋 😅 🤔
YES MORE OF ANCIENT ALIENS PLEASE I loved your edits and little "animations" too I got so many laughs from this video.
If Tsoukalos is a cross between Indiana Jones and Carl Sagan, and Childress is The Real Life Indiana Jones, does that mean Childress is Tsoukalos's father?
And how did they get Carl Sagan on board with this?
I love your ancient alien videos so much
People who like this video check out the “It’s Probably Not Aliens” podcast. It thoroughly debunks many of the ancient aliens and ancient apocalypse nonsense as well as teach the actual history behind things these shows ignore.
More please omg this is my favorite video you have ever made!!!
Thank you so much for making these so I can enjoy the madness of ancient aliens without having to actually watch ancient aliens