The Most Unhinged Episode of Ancient Aliens So Far
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00:00 alien
05:05 me when aliens lmao
7:27 have you ever alien?
9:50 ancient aliens ? (confirmed)
15:33 but what if it's aliens?
20:00 do you think?
22:24 literally ancient aliens
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Will I be protected from the ancient Egyptian alien robots that want to replicate with me, though? 😰🤖
Best part of this video is that some random company also thinks Ancient Aliens lost their marbles.
If no alien robots, then why Mork Zorkerborg?
Its a plot of Quake 2 and 4 kinda xD
I wish I had gone into ancient alien 'research'. I'd get paid for creative writing without the hard part of writing
It's gotta be a nice gig, just find different historical references to Gods or mythical creatures and call em aliens
Oh these boys write and their ancient tome fan fics are obviously wild.
@@hiabyss_kiss and don't forget to attribute the recognizment for building great marvelous buildings and the technological advancements of non-european-non-white-skin civilizations to aliens
@@hiabyss_kissyeah pretty much lol
YAY NEW ACIENT ALIENS GABI VIDEO
My dad used to love this show, and then I realized… he was baked anytime he was watching it 💀
Fam this is my mom's show and she's always baked watching it too 💀 but now she just watched neil degrasse podcasts stuff so I think she's a lot more grounded now
@@h3llboyyy407she ain't if shes watching him 😂
Oh my god…I need to watch it stoned. My wife can’t because she gets scared.
It's the best way to watch it
Yep. I'm that type dad too 🔥🍄
So, fun fact, the ancient greek did have "robots". They were more like complicated puppets that move with steam. Heron of Alexandria is sometimes credited as writing the first book on robotics in the 2nd century A.D. Humans are able to do cool stuff, a concept that ancient aliens seems to have a hard time grasping.
Hahahaha yeah well said. Humans unfortunately sometimes don't realize, or just never existed in the circumstances to learn that this species has one hell of a story on the planet.
Yes, I had read somewhere (reasonably reputable!) about demonstrations of small steam engine prototypes at Alexander's Court, but beyond making amusing toys, the technology wasn't taken very seriously at the time.
I believe they meant the "automatons" mentioned in mythos sorrounding Hephaestus. He was supposed to have a whole bunch of them made of and capable of creating minerals of different properties, like bronze, silver, gold and tin. It was basically his workforce working tirelessly so that the Divine Smith could create special macguffin for gods and heroes.
Especially if it’s brown people doing the advancements…
Well , the Antikythera Mechanism was more complex than the animatronic mascots at theme parks .
My favorite ancient aliens theory was in the Nazca lines one where they are like "look at these mountains, some advanced technology has CUT OFF THE TOP of the mountain, AND there's no rubble at the base of the mountain. Is it possible that ancient astronauts teleported the rocks away after cutting off the top of the mountain" and it's just like.....those are plateaus
Priceless! There is a disturbing lack of understanding or just how vast our galaxy (let alone the universe) is. These guys came all the way here to chop off the top of a mountain, to obtain common minerals? And they are the "higher intelligence"? 😅
I wish I had a TV show to talk about the nonsense that these guys do
I've got news for you...
Frr 😂
this comment says 1 day ago but the video isn't even out an hour?
@@connororeilly7466 for me it says 2 days ago, very weird
@@connororeilly7466Videos can premiere in advance for paid members of a youtubers channel. They get content earlier and can comment
Gabi: "Okay, we're on Mars now."
Gabi's dog: "We are?"
"Doesn't look red enough out there"
*Red car passes by*
"Wait... Nah. Still Earth. But I'll keep looking just in case"
The way it cuts to the dog immediately looking outside is perfect.
Dog: naw this still earth shes drunk watching ancient aliens
*lays head back down*
I love to see your dog in the background pondering life’s deepest questions
I’ve watched Ancient Aliens for a few years myself. Near as I can tell, they started out with a logical idea of “what if” and ran off the edge of the galaxy with it. If there are aliens, and they’re watching us, they’re probably laughing their butts off.😂
The problem is they found themselves with a hit tv show then ran out of new material for the demand the show still has. Yeah I'm a fan of it too though.
Wasn’t even their idea. This stuff has been around and discredited since the 1960s.
Bro. If the aliens killed the dinosaurs? They ain’t no friend of mine.
Just imagine in an alternative timeline I could rummage through some trees looking for fruits and nuts, while watching a badass theropod doing its thing.
Instead I have to do taxes.
That's why the scientologists hate thetans.
They're the alien spirits that make bad shit in life like doing taxes "normal".
The only two things that are certain in life are death and taxes, no matter what timeline. Sorry bud. 😢
@@NeonNijahn yall pay your taxes? losers, just commit tax fraud. it aint that hard.
Yea death by being eaten by dinos doesnt sound cool either 😢
@@webwolf404 I don’t know man. I rather have 5 good squirrel-monkey years. I feel like this whole higher consciousness/self awareness thing isn’t as good as people make it out to be.
I couldn't binge-watch Ancient Aliens without risking a fatal brain fail. I saw one where, in South America, there was a rectangular carving in a stone. I remember Giorgio Tsoukalos saying, "It's obviously a door. But a door that goes nowhere? That's ridiculous. It has to be an extatestrial (his pronunciation) intergalactic star gate."
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
Yup, the Puma Punku episode 💀🤡
@@nimblehuman They certainly punked Puma.
every AncientAssole show can be summed up as: "watch caucasians act like brown people can't build stuff with rocks unless they have help from aliens"
"If you have a dad or you are a dad" you joke but 9 times out of 10 whenever my dad hogs the livingroom, he's watching ancient aliens
dads and hogging the living room name a more iconic duo
This is so insanely split between amusement from ur commentary and just pure rage from the show
I love how they introduce their insane ideas with the line "as ancient astronaut theorists suggest" to immediately discredit said ideas.
How does one get these credentials, I'd like to add an "AAT" after my name since I don't have the time or money for a PHD / MD
@@gtijason7853 I'm pretty sure if you just start introducing yourself as an AAT in certain Facebook groups you'll have the credentials to even appear on Ancient Aliens. You'll certainly be as qualified as the loons that appear there regularly.
@@gtijason7853you just add it. No pre-qualification req.
Literally, like what even is that?
Funny when they do that on the news, most don't question it.
"Many experts agree, Iran did it."
Or "safe and effective"
As an Egyptian mythology nerd, what I find so particularly funny about the god Osiris being a "build-it-yourself" robot is that it ignores one damning detail: Osiris, like any normal living being; had _genitalia._ Adding to this, it was the only body part that wasn't reassambled since it was swallowed by a fish, thus his wife had to create a new one in order to conceive their son Horus.
Maybe the aliens were kinky, like who can say no to a testa coil lol
Idk about that, is it "genitalia"? Or is it the name of their 3d printer? /j
I dunno, makes sense to me. That's where they store the cpu that manages making new robots, lol! Can't put that process in the brain, just have to shove it in a big external detachable robot-dick!
😁
Maybe the story was created to explain why he DIDN'T appear to have a penis.
🤣I don't believe that - I think it was a synthetic myth - but could it be possible? Ancient astronaut theorists say YES!
22:40 "They gave Leonardo DiCaprio ideas for his inventions" LMAO.
i’m so happy to see someone else who became weirdly obsessed with this shitshow of a show. i found it on netflix a couple years back and was absolutely gobsmacked by the leaps and bounds these people’s mind’s make. the inflexions, the edits, the music, it’s all just so perfect
My favorite part of Ancient Aliens is the way crazy-hair Georgio says “exxta-telest-shals”
i like the guy that calls them the exa-trestrels
Georgio is an absolute MENACE 😂my least favorite person on their show next to David
I hear you, and the hair *chef's kiss* but I really like it when Ancient Alien Theorists have a chance to answer a question from the narrator, and it doesn't matter how raining cows shredded and on fire the theory happens to be, the Ancient Alien Theorists?
They say YES GODDAMN IT.
They are the most positive bunch ever.
I want them to be on my side.
😂😂😂😂
He's Greek 🤷🏿♀️
One of my favorite RUclipsrs is MiniMinuteMan, a snarky archaeologist - or snarchaeologist, if you will - who loves to debunk Ancient Aliens, history-related conspiracy theories, and other archaeological myths. I feel like a collab between you two would be hype.
Wait I think I’ve heard of them… do they have a mullet or a hairstyle similar to that?
wait thats perfect cause that was my biggest issues with these videos is that she sees clip and says wow can you believe this then moves on. So having someone who actually debunks it sounds great
@@ShelbyLikesStuff He just has long hair but yeah thats closeish i guess
@@ShelbyLikesStuffyup! that’s him
@@thewizard-edits YESS
Edit: I just checked and I’m subscribed to him-
I really got a kick out of your explanation of how they answer their own questions with their own answers. So true and funny!
The question I am asking myself is: Could it be, that we are decendents of those superintelligents robots? Why do we assume that all robots need to be out of metal and not out of carbon? Am I a robot? Am I AI? Am I Chat GPT?
🤖
I like how this show that came out in 2015 still has the animation quality of a Beast Wars episode from 1997.
Look just because you're conditioning to TikTok style videos...
2015 was like 3 years ago 😤
Lolol
ancient aliens came out in like 2009
@@thingonathinginathingHow are those two statements even related? And how was 2015 "like" three years ago? Lol
Better not talk shit about my boy cheetor
@@thingonathinginathing3^2 years ago, maybe.
"Osiris... was a bionicle" LMAOOOO another Gabi Belle Banger Inc.
Lmfao I legit cried laughing at that
The real myth of Osiris and Isis playing with his disembodied "god rod" already is a good story without any meddling from the History Channel.
Actually this is true
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Ancient Astronaut Theorists = Old Crackpots
Question: when was the Emerald Tablets of Thoth published? When did they discover the spiral passageway in the great pyramid?
.....how would a published piece refer to something that hadn't been discovered? How come the pyramids are in the geographical center of the entire land mass on earth? How come the pyramids are situated on the exact coordinate numbers that are the same number as the speed of light? ...I could go on; there's way too many questionable "coincidences" of ancient history that mainstream academia will not admit to. I guess crop circles are also a conspiracy theory to you as well -ignorance at its best
Rather than Ancient Astronaut Theorists = Old Crackpots, Ancient Astronaut Theorists = Racists. Just call'em what they really are.
@@there_can_only_be_one__unicorn "I guess crop circles are also a conspiracy theory to you as well," Yes, in fact it's been proven that anyone with a board and rope can easily reproduce them and many of the people who made the crop circles have actually come forward as the makers. So not really conspiracy theories but hoaxes. But I reckon you asked a rhetorical question, and I reckon you buy into these lies, so I guess the line, "There's a sucker born every minute," quite fits.
I have a friend who genuinely thinks like this , she believes birds are drones and actively avoids them whenever she encounters one .
Edit: she says birds that don't fly and chickens are real so we dont get suspicious but the ones that fly are fovernment drones
Birds are robots tho…
@@jamiehughes4024uh oh..
@@jamiehughes4024get help
what about pet birds?
@@tensnakesandacat2108 personal surveillance devices 😊
This show progresses through “facts” like my brain spirals with worst case social scenarios
😂 this is 💯 how my OCD spirals sound. “I’m pretty positive I locked my car… but what if I didn’t? Experts say, it’s likely I forgot to.”
Big same
History Channel in a nutshell
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17:50 I'd like to add to your rebuttal of the "human slow, computer fast" argument. In one of my programming classes our professor gave us a thought experiment: "What does a robot need to know to navigate a room, and how would you program one to do so?" As a human, if you come to a room you have never been to before and step inside, there are some things you know pretty much almost immediately: What are the rough dimensions, what stuff can move, what stuff can't move, what stuff shouldn't move, what stuff blocks your path, what stuff can be removed from your path, and what stuff is important to the room. Even with modern deep-learning algorithms, a computer has to spend a lot of time putting everything in the room into useful categories. However, a human does this between one blink and the next. You may not know what each and every object in a room is, but you can quickly tell that it isn't a very oddly-shaped thing, its a desk with a monitor and a stack of papers on it. The desk would be the most difficult to move, but the papers on top of it might fall if you walk too close. You, as a human, do not have to consciously evaluate each shape to determine what sort of object each thing in the room is -- you simply know immediately. Because of the procedural nature of computers, the algorithm to evaluate a room would likely be exponential, but even if it were logarithmic a room with any complexity would take a lot of computing power to evaluate quickly. Are computers fast? Sure, but humans are still far faster when understanding and navigating the world around us.
Yeah, there's a reason humans (and other animals) are way more capable at most real-world tasks than computers and purpose-built machines. There's a lot more to it than just fast calculations! Our brains are "slow" but they're incredibly complex systems, that have evolved over millions of years through a planetary-scale learning process to be very good at understanding things (even completely unfamiliar stuff) and producing useful results very quickly
I think part of it though is that when we're a baby we learn physics. Newborns have reflexes and senses, which certainly help but they also have to stay and learn how things work. Someone i know saw a toddler try to fill a basket with water. Babies don't have the best understanding of physics either
@@orbismworldbuilding8428 you're right about that I think, the original comment is not a perfect metaphor. The human brain already has the answers stored in it's memory - a computer could do a similar thing.
@Robothuck i think so too, and for computers lacking reflexes to guide its learning process, there's already some robotics in development that has reflex-oriented approaches to smooth out actions like grabbing an object. There's also some really old robotics built almost entirely on the principle of reflexes or simple motor loops, which while it was simple and not very controllable (it didn't involve any computers, just electronic components that acted vaguely like neurons), you could implement reflexive "nervous systems" into computerized robots and implement those together. And those reflexes and sensors would probably help it learn to navigate the real world a lot better.
Sensors is another thing, our body has countless even for things you might not think of, while most robots only have a few. Its harder to learn meaningful things about the physical world when you have fewer sensors. If a robot only senses with a camera, its like AI trying to make a video of Will Smith eating spaghetti, it doesn't know what any of that is or how it works, just sees the image changing when it moves somehow.
It needs to have a sense of touch, know what its motors are doing, see, all of it as much as it can. In my opinion robots are bad at navigating the world because we only give them as many senses as a Ring doorbell
It could be done differently, it just isn't because its expensive and hard to maintain
@@Robothuck the difference is humans have the ~capacity~ to learn very complex things, because evolution has given us brains that are "designed" to comprehend the real world, and let us learn and understand abstract concepts. Babies have a lot to learn but they're definitely not starting from scratch!
Replicating that complexity and the information embedded in it is the hard part - we don't really understand everything about how brains work, and the machine learning models we do have are way more simplistic, and expensive to train and operate. And the bigger the scope of what they're supposed to be able to handle without just getting worse, the more resources they require - exponentially more. The scale of the evolutonary process that got our brains to where they are today really can't be overstated, there's no guarantee we'd be able to get anywhere close (and we sure as hell ain't right now!)
Does Ancient Aliens give anybody else a nostalgia hit? The amount of late nights in hotels on vacation where marathons of shows like this were the only things on all night...
This is nostalgia for sure.
Always a nostalgic hit.
I remember seeing it in a motel in Maine during our honeymoon. It actually led me to looking up a debunking video that's over 3 hours long and very well done and interesting.
Just nostalgia for when the History channel once showed actual history content for all of 2 minutes in their early years.
Used to watch this one for hours with my son, now 21 and in college himself. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos and friends have provided us endless hours of entertainment and laughter. Great memories ❤
12:59 not only likely, but logical
I literally lol'd at that one hahahahaha
However, I will note one thing about the Ancient Astronaut theory:
It is the one theory that could also prove every religion "true" (at least that the people back then were only writing a out what they saw)
My favourite part of any scientific conference is the closing "New Discoveries in the Field" roundtable where all researchers assemble for the "and if that's true, then what if...!" brainstorm! It is truly an inspiring thing to behold 😱. Even the stenographer gets to participate, and then the transcript is sent straight to Science for publication! 🤓
Going to a science conference is now on my bucket list. ❤
"Ancient Astronaut Theorists... say yes" has got to be my favorite saying from this show, THEY NEVER SAY NO! The answer is the same every time but i get hyped whenever they say it!
Ancient Astronaut Theorists...say maybe?
Stop the presses. That is as close to a no we are going to get here.
ANCIENTALIEN THEORISTS SAY... NO... SO WE IGNORED THEM UNTIL WE FOUND SOMEONE WHO SAID... YES... THEN WE DECLARED THAT THEY WERE AN ANCIENT ALIEN THEORIST NOW... AND TOLD YOU ABOUT THEM SAYING YES...
"Ancient Astronaut Theorists" are just what happens when nerdy people give up on doing group improv.
What the hell is Ancient Astronaut Theorist sounds made up
Whenever they say that I always say out loud or in my mind: "they do huh? Imagine that" 😂
Thing i hate about ancient aliens is how little faith they have in the intelligence and intuition of humans
bruh aliens
Like smoking cigarettes? Or like poisoning our air and drinking water? Endless wars? People going bankrupt and homeless over medical bills? Or you mean like getting the age of the moon wrong by tens of millions of years? Oops...
Right. It's like they believe we're capable of nothing without some form of divine intervention.
We can't even make our own fairytalesm Everything has to be derived from aliens.
We talked about this in my anthropology classes, and how it ties into some Victorian ideas about African civilization. They used to think that Africans couldn't have possibly built advanced structures, agriculture, etc, so there must have been ancient white people who taught them. 😂
It's not we don't have faith in People, it's that people put too much faith into the government and academic institutions that they think everything they say is the truth. In reality there are not only many heavy inconsistencies, but Acadamia literally actively lies about it. Well, it isn't the 50s anymore and everyone's catching on. Catch up, folks.
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Thank you for killing it and keeping my mind busy in a terrible time!
Omg thank u for making this because I loooove ancient aliens but I totally have always thought everything you said in your play by play of their shows format 😅😅
Imagine getting a time machine and moving forward a thousand years to catch this show talking about our modern pop culture. Anceint Aliens: Was Harry Potter Actually An Alien? And Possibly a Robot?
Were Cows Aliens? We might never know because they are long gone, but our Theories suggest: yes
There is a satirical paper written in the 50s about the “Nacirema” (American spelled backwards) that does this precisely.
It’s about how this supposed ancient culture performed morning cleansing rituals (brushing teeth etc.), and worshipped a box for hours.
my favorite episode I ever came across is where they insinuate Tesla was a vampire. the line goes like: "Tesla, who was born not far from Transylvania..." and I lost it. why would you word it like that?
Just because I wasn’t born too far from a burger king doesn’t mean I am the reincarnation of the burger king
i was born in a hospital but i ain't no doctor
Lmao yeah this show is so funny.
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Out of curiosity I fact checked this and holy shit what are these guys smoking, the village of Smijan is about 12... Hours away by car from Transylvania, which in Europe is pretty far, He was closer to being born in Bavaria than he was Romania.
Those leaps in logic crack me up , cuz as we all know:
All transylvanians are vampires,
all egyptians are mummies,
why? i dont know, so it must be aliens !
The idea of a self replicating robot is actually a valid theory in science. The problem is its presented as proof of aliens rather then just a fun theory.
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20:45 Gabi, "I wasn't folding my laundry during this like some of you"
Me putting down a set of paired up socks: "go on"
Team “I was folding laundry at the exact moment she mentioned folding laundry”
My favorite thing about Ancient Aliens, and maybe this doesn’t affect it much if you’re streaming it, is that the commercial breaks are strategically placed to basically make you lose their train of thought. Before the break, they set it up as if they’re about to come back with supporting evidence with the “theory” they just espoused, but really, they just come back from the break with a tangentially related topic.
The only evidence u need is an ancient alien theorist saying yes
This pissed me off as a kid so much because I was so willing to believe how grandiose it was, and it would be such brain numbing statements that I would remember it after all the ads🤣
Silicone based life forms, lol. We can use them to reseal our bathroom tiles!
9:30 The golem.... the golem is made of clay....
0:40 the cosmic unluckiness of that one Dino getting rekt 😂
I had to pause and check comments to see if anyone else clocked that. Watching at 1.75 speed somehow made way worse.
I love this show because they just make up random crap, and then they say “Ancient Alien experts say yes” 😂😂😂 it’s awesome. I want to live my life like that
It would be amazing actually.
Working as a teacher I think I'm forbidden to teach stuff like this.
All of these ideas are not new and made up. Even more than half of them are used by GRRM in Game of Thrones/ASIOAF, decades ago, for example the large statues on the isle of Rhodes that comes to life to protect the island. That's why in the book it's a foreshadowing of what will happen, when that large statue Arya crosses beneath on the ship while entering Bravos. These are all ideas known for ages, centuries, in many different civilizations.
So ancient aliens isn't just coming up with ideas out of the blue and throwing a bunch of stuff together
Its kind of great to say "ancient aliens experts say yes " after someone says something dumb or crazy
@@shara1979 ... what? The Colossus of Rhodes wasn't a series of statues that came to life. Yes, the one in Bravos in GoT is a reference to the legend.
20:08 when I learned of the weakness of my flesh, I was disgusted by it. I craved the strength and certainty of steel
0:35 "rhaaaa" I don't care what anyone says you added that in 🤣
Gabi calling silicon “silicone” was driving me insane😭😭 Silicone is the jelly plastic stuff, Silicon is an element on the periodic table. Sorry but I had to say it
Either one works for this context
@@KarmasAB123 I think the line of thinking is that silicon and carbon have the same valence number so they could *supposedly* support life?? But yeah you’re right, they both work in the sense that they’re equally nonsensical gibberish on Ancient Aliens lmao
@@zzitzer Life's hard enough being mostly carbon and friends, poor silicon aliens really drew the short straw. 🤣
I got thrown off when she couldn't get "conscious" and "conscience" in the correct context... but whatever, I get it, and her enthusiasm is infectious. :)
Yeah this had me thinking they were breast implant aliens and not computer ones lmao
That "are a dad/know a dad" shit is so real tho. Ancient aliens was a formative show for me and my dad to watch after I got home from school in like 5th grade. We would laugh so hard 🤣.
Awesome video, very entertaining! Oh also I love your dog, such a good dog ❤
Gotta be honest, was just watching your dog like the whole time. That little pup is BIG chillin and I wish I could chill that hard
I swear the people behind the show just binged Stargate SG-1 and thought "Damn bro, they onto something."
Exactly 😂😂😂😂
That or read a copy of _Weird Tales_ like sixty years ago and thought it was a history book.
I just want to thank your dog for serving looks throughout this video. if I'm being honest, its 6 am and I've had insomnia for days, so I have no brain cells at the moment to comprehend the topic of this video, but I thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the majestic sight of your dog posing beautifully in the background. it was captivating
Insomnia really sucks 😢 I hope you were finally able to get some sleep.
me rn
"This has all happened before, and will all happen again."
"So say we all."
😂
Gurl your channel is really good. Keep doing what you're doing.
As a Dad who knows a Dad, your Ancient Aliens videos always have me on the floor crying. My kids think I'm crazy now thanks 😂😂😂
this was one of me and my dads favorite shows. i remember the ONLY time we ever heard the voiceover guy say "ancient alien theorists say NO" we had to pause and cheer it was insane. i dont remember what the theory was but wow even if theyre saying no its gotta be wild. good to see Georgios still at it haha
omg im so glad i found you! 53 seconds in and I'm loving your edit & persona lol saving this for dinner tv
I was actually folding my laundry, there is only one explanation for this... Aliens!!!
20:56 "it just feels like someone asking and answering their own questions"
That's literally the entire show
20:46 "I wasn't folding my laundry during this like some of you"
i've rarely been so called out by a RUclips video before, but hit the nail on the head there
I love your takes on stuff , adorable and funny !
That poor doggo was like "you woke me up just to talk about Ancient Aliens again?"
My mother's current partner is a sucker for this show. He also likes weird RUclips videos read out by robots talking about various conspiracies. It started off being quite quirky but I'm genuinely concerned he's pretty deep down the pipeline by now.
Oh gosh, maybe you can have him watch some of gabi’s videos. Good luck :(
@@just_some_donkus I dunno, I've tried to appeal to his critical mind by telling him to do his own research, especially into the person making the claim. If they're selling a book, there's a good chance they stand to gain from making people buy into their nonsense. We also had quite a heated discussion a while back about the Paul McCartney replacement conspiracy, and he just shut down any line of questioning he got back about "Why go to all this length when they could have just as easily have made money selling memorabillia merchandise and hiring this new Paul who was clearly a great singer too"
That show definitely has pretty valid things, can't say for absolutely everything, but it's like conspiracies, not all conspiracies are true but that doesn't mean none are.
@@PowerfuLWarzone It doesn't. It's four or so experts all selling the same book with the same theories and citing each other as evidence. It's the NFT market, but for 'facts'.
@@PowerfuLWarzoneI’ll take the bait…which ones are valid?? Would u believe aliens shot Kennedy if an “ancient alien theorist” said yes?
1:59 I came across a History Channel special about "The Psychology of Batman" and it had the same narrator as Ancient Aliens, so I was basically on the edge of my seat the entire time watching it, waiting for the guy to say this phrase.
Hahah this reminds me of how the narrator of the show in german (we have a german dubbed version) speaks a lot of different shows and also legitimate documentaries and I'm always waiting for the moment he's gonna drop the "could it be aliens?" "Ancient astronaut theorists say YES" 😂😂
The alien robots thing was literally just the plot of Nier Automata 🤣
The editing on your videos and skits r hilarious 10/10
ALIENS
my family and i have always loved this show for how batshit crazy it is so im glad more people are recognizing how funny it is
honestly this episode was one of the more tangible ones tho... if we've developed ai only a few thousand years into our development, who's to say some other species in the ever expanding universe hasn't as well? Gabi is an overly confident idiot in my opinion. We don't know shit about the universe, and we barely know about physics and overall cosmology as a whole, it's fine if you disagree with other life being out there, but to state is as fact is straight up regarded.
5:53 “3CPO” 💀
This is too much. Now there are 3 of him!
I need more videos covering ancient aliens, please Gabi! You're the best ancient aliens reviewer on youtube, please more videos please!
9:17 hey I "Sure as Heck" liked how you comforted your pet telling em not to think about any of this😅
As an ancient astronaut theorist, I sure as heck contend
As a respected ufologist in my community and grade six dropout, I agree...lol
I watched this show "religiously" many years ago because of how hilarious I find it to be. As time went on I couldn't handle watching it anymore, which made my husband happy because he hates that show. Two of my favorite memes are: "I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens." and "How did this lint get in my pocket? Aliens." with Giorgio and his Goku hair in the meme.
I also used to watch this alot until I felt it killing off too many braincells. It's still extremely funny though.
As time goes on, it's actually insane that Ancient Aliens suddenly seems credible. For anyone paying attention within the last year, we've had multiple credible whistle-blowers testify to congress on the existence of the UAP Phenomenon, saying we are reverse engineering that technology, and that the Phenomenon is *thousands of years old*
@@lobban2 LMAO bro fr it definitely killed too many brain cells
The dinosaur getting hit at the beginning was WAY funnier than it needed to be
Thank you for your insight😊.
I got to interview Giorgio Tsukolos as part of a college radio program I was part of where we'd talk to people about aliens and conspiracy theories etc. Granted this was back in 2012 where it was more light-hearted fun than it is now
Honestly this is such a flex
Was he normal ish when you interview him?
I literally laughed at the animation of the Osiris Robot reassembling itself so much that I cried 🤣 Really needed that today, thanks for critiquing this madness!
LMFAO
the poor doggy just wants to play.
This is a good show to put on when you’re sick and napping all day (I mean unless you get nightmares cuz it’s so dang weird.)
Sometimes ancient aliens has things that make you think “yeah maybe I guess that could be a thing” but a lot of the time it’s laughably stupid. Especially the stuff with the Greek guy with the hair, don’t get me wrong, he’s awesome, probably the best.. he cracks me up
From what I have seen of the show, it is a rapid-fire chain of well-established science-themed thought experiments (many actually long-established and quite valid... _as interesting thought experiments!_ ) presented as a network of inter-supporting facts on a foundation of candyfloss.
What's not to like! 😀
I work in an astrobiology lab and we like watching ancient aliens episodes and having drinking games. We frequently get emails from ancient conspiracy people. My favourite is the giant space banana guy.
Please tell us what the giant space banana does
Go on….
@@caycast.5077 He claims that the Earth is made of continent sized banana shaped slabs of living tissue that collided in space billions of years ago forming a long banana flesh chain. The chain folded up in to a ball because of gravity and that became the Earth. The remains of the individual bananas turned to stone and became the continents. He says that's why the oldest parts of modern continents are banana shaped (They are not). He even made a whole video here where he explained it in detail using play do models.
He was always really polite and friendly in his emails even when disagreeing. He was a geologist too and we exchanged a few emails discussing his ideas until he stopped responding.
I later met one of his colleagues at a conference. They said he was a nice guy and good colleague, and that there had been a family tragedy that caused him to have a mental break down. The banana thing developed as a coping mechanism. Last I heard he was on long term leave, getting treatment, and doing better.
@@geologyjohnson7700 aww good for banana man, wish him the best
Following now. You know how hard it was to remind this amazing video.... it was hard but I found itttt ❤❤❤
When im feeling low, I remind myself that Gabi thinks im the sort or person who folds laundry.
doggo nappin in the background is the best back drop one could possibly ask for
I love when you do the Ancient Aliens videos. One of my favorite Ancient Aliens moment was the Star Gates episode. "Look at this square carving into the side of this rock. Why?" "It's a star gate for interdimensional travel!!!!"
The inconsistencies of archeology are legitimate. Acadamia actively suppresses these insights into archeology lol it even becomes acceptable to stigmatized them, not unlike the UFO topic. Hmm maybe both are related....
Look it doesn't take a genius of phd to have basic analytical skills and determine that a lot of the things discussed in Ancient Aliens is based on credible evidence that goes back thousands of years.
We have whistle-blower David Grusch ffs, folks.
David Grusch: "I have 100% certainty that the UAP Phenomenon is real, and it is thousands of years old".
Hm.. that would mean the implications of non-human Intelligences interacting with humanity goes back millenia... hmm maybe that's what some of the religious texts where talking about...
Hmm
Maybe the government and acadamia are lying about everything. Haha they are. (:
There are so many inconsistencies that archeology can't answer for lol
Funnily enough the CIA of all intelligence agencies has declassified documents that anyone can look up and see they've held a significant stealthy presence embedded within Acadamia. This may explain the dead ends of archeology and acadamia.
Especially when you consider the fact that the Security State apparatus of America has been lying and covering up the reality of UAP amd NHI existence for at least a hundred years...
But idk maybe my comment will simply disappear again 💁🏿♀️
I mean, when you consider the fact that archeology actively suppresses research and insight into new alternative hypothesis on the origin of many of these findings, with many of them getting laughed at and ridiculed, just like people in the UFO "field", it just becomes blatantly obvious that people like David Grusch are telling the truth when they say, " * The UAP Phenomenon is real and it is thousands of years old*
Ancient Aliens is probably on to something...
it says there's three comments under yours but none show up. Weird youtube censoring?
@@McSnezzly that's what I'm saying lol glitch? Orrrrrr 👀
Amazing video, please make more of these
This was by far the best breakdown I have ever heard regarding this show!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Girl your commentary is hilarious. I think the premise of this show is to say, if I don't know why or how something was done, then it must be aliens. You have gained a new subscriber!!!!
no offense (I'm not crazy I promise) but the reason people say Silicon-based life is not because of computers, it's because silicon has the same number of valence electrons as Carbon, and therefore, all of the Carbon lattices (e.g. everything that is alive, even lots of stuff that isn't alive, like gasoline) should be replicable using Silicon. Elements that are aligned vertically in the periodic table all have the same number of valence electrons.
That paper, although horribly written, actually has points that genuine astrologists and the like share and have entertained, and never rule out as a possibility
@@Overkillairsoftteam1 do you mean astronomists? not tryna be rude, i mix those words up too
@@mightymeatymech LMAOOO you right, astrologists would not help in the world of cosmology 😂
The channel acollierastro has a very interesting video why aliens will very likely not be silicon based.
@@Overkillairsoftteam1 lolol i was gonna say, if astrologists have something to add to the conversation i'm all ears, it's bound to be interesting
Oh man, this show. I was SO into this in middle school. Like, an insane amount. In 8th grade we had to read and do a presentation on a non-fiction book and for some reason I picked a book written by one of the guys from this show, and it was ALL about Ancient Aliens. I gave this full presentation on this horse shit about how I truly believed in the stuff they said on this show and in that book. I promptly forgot I did this assignment within a few months. Flash forward to two years later, in 10th grade science, when I get paired up with this girl I haven't talked to much. To my horror, she asks me, "Do you still believe in all that alien stuff?" to which I suddenly and horrifically remembered that I had fully done that presentation and to at least one person, I was the alien kid.
Now I can never think of anything but pure embarrassment when I see anything related to this show. Middle school was truly a time.
The fact that you are wearing alien earrings suggest ancient aliens visited us and taught us how to make alien earrings
You are a delight, and your content, well-researched. You have a new subscriber.
I love how this entire show is just the plot of Stargate: SG-1 (in which the gods are in fact aliens and there are self-replicating robots called...wait for it...replicators). The ironic thing is, despite being on the SciFi channel, Stargate was still more historically convincing than anything on the History Channel lmao
I was looking for this cause I thought the same thing like the replicators and everything are involved XD
Truth be told the idea of Stargate came directly from Erich von Daniken book ''Chariots of the Gods'', he is the older dude with German accent on the show. So Stargate essentially has its roots in Ancient aliens :D
It’s so wild how far educational cable TV has fallen. It’s even wilder how many seasons this show has.
They got bought out 🤷
I mean, once we finally get over the fact that the US government (and other governments) around the world have been lying to our faces about the aliens/NHI and UFOs/UAPs, we'll ironically come to realize Ancient Aliens was the closest to the truth all along hahah
History channel: will u take a pay cut for season 30 since ratings are down?
Ancient alien theorists: yes
"Educational"
@@Hammerbruder99 Yes, educational actually used to mean something for networks like TLC, History Channel and The Discovery Channel in the ‘80s and ‘90s. Their programs were more centered around educational topics than reality TV shows like it is today.
I love your dog! Your earrings deserve some love too. I enjoyed your episode.
The entire script of every episode of AA is a string of questions. I call them COULD IT BE? shows.
Ancient Aliens is my “smoking a cannabis hookah on the couch” go to comfort show lol
....how does one smoke cannabis out of a hookah? am i a complete noob lmao
@@mightymeatymech pack the head with your favorite tobacco. Sprinkle your bud on top like salt bae. Light it upppp
it knocks me out every time
@@markayconnor interesting, i'll try this out sometime i guess
HellYeah 👽
Ancient Aliens makes me appreciate Stargate that much more.
I love your voice! It’s calming