"That's not including tax!" - Alex, while staring off into the oblivion wondering how much Theresa must have spent on her makeup bag collection if a comb and clip costs $56, probably.
YES! To Alex’s opinion of the Glossier products… they look cheap. As long as people continue to spend the money on these brands they will continue to raise prices. Well I guess we Can’t blame them for taking advantage of people if they get away with it lol.
When I first heard of Glossier I thought it was pronounced like its spelled and the reason I though that was bc their gloss was glossier than other glosses.............. Like, "we're *Glossier* than the competition" kind of thing...I thought they were trying to be punny. 😂 Their gloss is some really glossy gloss too. 🤣 ...Gloss... I had to say it one more time. 🥝💚🖤
If you ever get the "END THE GAME", can you fool us by having a long video of nothing after so we can't tell by the video length? I want to be surprised LOL
Theresa: I’m getting closer to death and it’s what I want to bathe myself in- Me: DEATH! Theresa: browns, and neutrals, and shit like that. Me: Oh, okay…
Dumpster suggestion: cover you face in your least favorite shade of the most recent highlighter you purchased (you get to use a product you did not like AND get to glisten like the alien goddess you are!). Hugs
You would LOVE Key West. It is a PRIME people watching place. Weirdos abound literally everywhere you look…in the very best way. Last time I went, it did feel like being on the surface of the sun because I was there like an idiot in July, but go in September or October and have a BLAST.
I went last October and I feel like it is where the IDGAF cool retired people migrate to before they age out of independent living. My kids were petitioning to move there from the moment we got there and we were moping for days after leaving.
Theresa: "What's that pallet called? Doll Parts?" I personally would pay good money for a pallet called Doll Parts. I don't even care what the color story is. 😂🤪
😂😂 Loved Alex's segment. Financially, none of it makes sense. I'd rather drop $20 at Walgreens or Wally World and find cute treasure dupes. I get paid less than $20/hr, and for stuff that really does look cheap, I'm not interested! --me, as I laugh wearing Pat McGrath eyeshadow and CT Pillow Talk with a $3 crease shade and other drugstore makeup
It doesn't look like the comb is seamless, which would make the price make more sense to me. I only use seamless combs from hercules sagemann or hairsense because regular combs shred my hair. I could re-purchase my 3 favorite hairsense combs for a but more than one comb from glossier.
Ok hear me out😂....... someone come up with a shot that can be called garbage that looks like trash but tastes amazing. It can be the official shot for the wheel😀
I think the Nomad should have named it the Miami Palette. I picture The Keys as softer color palette. It’s a pretty palette though. Whatever you doing Theresa, you are looking great!
I have a dumpster suggestion too! You have to remove your makeup than do a face full of highlighters with the worse formula to date and than my second one that is your eye brow colors have be two different colors and not natural colors and has to be filled in by eyeshadow only. 😂. Edit: the brows need to be thick like 2016 and they cannot match.
Glossier was the only thing that appealed to me because I love the ultra lips, but then Alex said what he said, so I guess that money is going in my chicky nuggie fund instead 😆 Also Milagro silver tequila is my go to for shots, but girl you need some lime wedges or something to bite afterwards! If you must shoot Vodka, you could do grapefruit wedges - like a Greyhound but shot style 😘❤
Not me sitting at home at my WFH office job waiting for you to upload today so that I could finish that bag of chips in the cupboard that's waiting for me 😂
Pink Whitney for a shot!! Its pink lemonade flavoured vodka (assuming youve never tried LOL) its 100 cals a shot which is i mean take it or leave it but id rather a shot of vodka over one of those soccer mom 100cal nature bars ;)
If the gloss is the same, don’t do it. I don’t know how to say this where I don’t get deleted, but the gloss I tried tasted like…a slightly less foul but salty, somewhat gelatinous substance that a lot of people prefer not to swallow. I was immediately skeeved out.
Oh Heeeey, If these aren’t already in your dumpster how about these - declutter a recent purchase - Alex chooses your next purchase - declutter a beloved ‘would go into the casket’ with you product Sorry not sorry 🖤
17:18 "You can clip other things. You can clip your hat, you can your clip cat, if you're a piece of shit." Thanks for this $22 hat/cat torture device, Glossier 😂
I feel like that Out of Office lip liner would be awkward to use. Like the weight of the lipstick on the end might make it cumbersome. But those colors are gorgeous, so probably worth it 😂
Birthday Cake Shot!! 1 fluid ounce hazelnut liqueur ½ fluid ounce vodka 1 lemon, cut into wedges 1 teaspoon white sugar, or to taste Coat lemon with sugar, mix vodka and hazelnut liquor. Shoot the liquid, then suck on sweetened lemon - tastes like chocolate cake (ish)!
That BBB palette - I feel like Unearthly did it better in a much smaller package. BBB's palettes are ALWAYS too big. You're telling me all those pinky reds are going to look different on the eyes? I bet they don't.
Alex’s “I’m not just mad I’m disappointed” rant re: Glossier’s entire brand ethos had me rolling but also I bought both the ultra lips im so sorry it’s me hi im the problem
I don't know if you just needed / wanted that last shot, but you relise that you kind of won over the wheel, since you had talked about all product and there were still those misfortunes on it😏😆🙌🏽
Hey Theresa! I have a great solution for buying the NARS pressed and loose powders: return both Patrick Ta highlights and then it evens out buying both powders.❤
Look at you, all passenger Princess on your drunk White Castle 🏰 run 😄 If you want to try a Sweet Tea Vodka for your shots, Firefly makes a skinny version. If you're going to drink vodka straight up, though, do it like a Russian and keep it in the freezer. It goes down way easier the colder it is. 😎
I love your makeup today, and although I didn't realize that they had a new release, I immediately wondered if the eyeshadow was from Nomad. Just something about their palettes. The color stories always inspire such gorgeous looks!
yay for alex’s commentary about the ridiculous glossier prices! preach 👏 i like whisky for shots, i love crown royal peach, and the blackberry one if you can find it. there’s a local distillery in NC that makes a peanut butter whisky that’s divine, not too sweet. i have no clue on calories tho, gotta be close to 100 per. sorry you had to wipe off half your face! 🫡🫠
hey! i live in key west and have a guest bedroom, you guys are welcome any time!! 😜 too bad i’m a grungy basic bitch who’s allergic to bright colors or id get that palette for the fuck of it 😢
Petition to put googly eyes on the trash can. One like one vote!
We need googly eyes!
Yes!!!!!!!
Yes!!! Maybe little Mrs. Potato head parts 🤣🤣🤣
Must. Vote. Twice.
YES! ❤. I want googly eyes too
"That's not including tax!" - Alex, while staring off into the oblivion wondering how much Theresa must have spent on her makeup bag collection if a comb and clip costs $56, probably.
LOL!!!!!!!
I just wheeze laughed so fkn loud because yesssss 🥲💀
Conspiracy theory: the glossier comb is purposefully ridiculously expensive to make the lip balms appear more reasonable.
I love that Alex has now entered the game! ❤😂😊 He is such a good sport.
Trash can idea: You have to read about/describe the next item you land on as Truck Stop Tammy. 😂
YES!!
YES
Love it
Yesss
Dumpster idea: Alex takes a shot
LOL he doesn't drink, but maybe we can get him to do a shot of gross hot sauce, that could work!
@@TheresaisDeadyou know those super different Japanese sodas, like sea salt or cucumber or cheese? LOL poor Alex
😂😂😂
Alex: "I'M NOT ON THE TOILET! ...this time..."
Theresa: "Well, he's getting off the toilet..."
🥝💚🖤
YES! To Alex’s opinion of the Glossier products… they look cheap. As long as people continue to spend the money on these brands they will continue to raise prices. Well I guess we Can’t blame them for taking advantage of people if they get away with it lol.
Alex’s reaction about Glossier….
It’s priceless!!!!!
🤣😎🎉
Oh, I learned a lot of “impolite language” when my dad stepped on Lego bricks.
When I first heard of Glossier I thought it was pronounced like its spelled and the reason I though that was bc their gloss was glossier than other glosses.............. Like, "we're *Glossier* than the competition" kind of thing...I thought they were trying to be punny. 😂 Their gloss is some really glossy gloss too. 🤣
...Gloss...
I had to say it one more time.
🥝💚🖤
If you ever get the "END THE GAME", can you fool us by having a long video of nothing after so we can't tell by the video length? I want to be surprised LOL
Truueee.
Or bloopers, that would be hilarious.
Theresa: I’m getting closer to death and it’s what I want to bathe myself in-
Me: DEATH!
Theresa: browns, and neutrals, and shit like that.
Me: Oh, okay…
Alex: "It's only your fault"😂
I think you should add the Patrick Ta highlighter to the dumpster. It will perfect every look.
LOL!
Dumpster suggestion: cover you face in your least favorite shade of the most recent highlighter you purchased (you get to use a product you did not like AND get to glisten like the alien goddess you are!). Hugs
It should be called glitter bukkake...
You would LOVE Key West. It is a PRIME people watching place. Weirdos abound literally everywhere you look…in the very best way. Last time I went, it did feel like being on the surface of the sun because I was there like an idiot in July, but go in September or October and have a BLAST.
I do love people watching haha I need to go
I went last October and I feel like it is where the IDGAF cool retired people migrate to before they age out of independent living. My kids were petitioning to move there from the moment we got there and we were moping for days after leaving.
Theresa: "What's that pallet called? Doll Parts?" I personally would pay good money for a pallet called Doll Parts. I don't even care what the color story is. 😂🤪
Hole!
She should rename Sugar and Grunge Doll Parts in honor of the 90's. 😄
Imagine Alex has to call one of your influencer friends to ask what they think of the latest Shahlit Teelbrrie or Daddy Colourpop release 😂
Shahleet tillbrrrrie…….
I love how you react to the dumpster options as if you didn't create them.
I didn’t create the taking off makeup, that was created by a lovely subscriber 🩷
@@TheresaisDead So lovely LOL
Alex! I can NOT. I laughed so hard. Theresa, I've loved your channel for years. Thank you for being our Garbage Queen.
😂😂 Loved Alex's segment. Financially, none of it makes sense. I'd rather drop $20 at Walgreens or Wally World and find cute treasure dupes. I get paid less than $20/hr, and for stuff that really does look cheap, I'm not interested!
--me, as I laugh wearing Pat McGrath eyeshadow and CT Pillow Talk with a $3 crease shade and other drugstore makeup
preach it husband! hahah no spf and its a summer release! love it
Dumpster Idea: Racoon time - badly apply three extra coats of mascara
Alex 😂😂 his commentary is THE BEST 🙌🙌 but seriously, who the hell is paying $30+ for a COMB? 🤦🏻♀️
Exactly! My awesome Tangle Teazer dual-sided comb is $13. 😮
Some rich girl who tosses it in the bag for fun….
It doesn't look like the comb is seamless, which would make the price make more sense to me. I only use seamless combs from hercules sagemann or hairsense because regular combs shred my hair. I could re-purchase my 3 favorite hairsense combs for a but more than one comb from glossier.
Now that Tarte is on a full terror alert. . . .🤷♀️
As they should be!
Limoncello
Not Alex reading me for using claw clips as chip clips
This keeps getting better and better, I was laughing so hard my family came in to check on me
Lol
I'm absolutely addicted to your channel. Thank you for always being honest and bringing happiness to my day.
Ok hear me out😂....... someone come up with a shot that can be called garbage that looks like trash but tastes amazing. It can be the official shot for the wheel😀
Man, that orange plastic comb for what? $30+! Geebus cripes 😱
Agree! I love my Tangle Teazer dual-sided comb and it was $13. 😦
I think the Nomad should have named it the Miami Palette. I picture The Keys as softer color palette. It’s a pretty palette though. Whatever you doing Theresa, you are looking great!
I have a dumpster suggestion too! You have to remove your makeup than do a face full of highlighters with the worse formula to date and than my second one that is your eye brow colors have be two different colors and not natural colors and has to be filled in by eyeshadow only. 😂.
Edit: the brows need to be thick like 2016 and they cannot match.
Cousins, not sisters
@maryeckel9682 yes! 😂
Having a super bad mental health day. So happy you showed up! ❤
“ I’m not mad, I’m disappointed “ same Alex same. Glossier , shove that 34$ comb up your makeup no makeup butt.
Glossier was the only thing that appealed to me because I love the ultra lips, but then Alex said what he said, so I guess that money is going in my chicky nuggie fund instead 😆
Also Milagro silver tequila is my go to for shots, but girl you need some lime wedges or something to bite afterwards! If you must shoot Vodka, you could do grapefruit wedges - like a Greyhound but shot style 😘❤
Try shooting a reposado tequila! No lime needed, it's delicious. 😋😋😋
You did the Hawk Tuah!!!! 😂😂😂
Fuckin lady kill’s me, every time.
Shot ideas - schnapps in a flavour you like or peach soju. ❤ your videos, they always make me laugh.
The covering one eye to read is killing me.
Suggestion for the dumpster: write a haiku about the next product.
I’m glad Alex made it to the big time! 😂
Not me sitting at home at my WFH office job waiting for you to upload today so that I could finish that bag of chips in the cupboard that's waiting for me 😂
Alex is on the wheel and that makes the game better. And that makes me happier
Pink Whitney for a shot!! Its pink lemonade flavoured vodka (assuming youve never tried LOL) its 100 cals a shot which is i mean take it or leave it but id rather a shot of vodka over one of those soccer mom 100cal nature bars ;)
“Yeah, thank you mackdaddyy, with 2 y’s, yeah!” I’m telling you when Alex said that I busted out laughing! 😂
This was so much fun 😆 Alex is a true gem 💎 lol y’all, the mozzarella sticks took me out 😂🙌🏻
If the gloss is the same, don’t do it. I don’t know how to say this where I don’t get deleted, but the gloss I tried tasted like…a slightly less foul but salty, somewhat gelatinous substance that a lot of people prefer not to swallow. I was immediately skeeved out.
A little...fishy, maybe?
@@maryeckel9682 Nah, more like…a white odd tasting substance…maybe some of it tastes fishy?
As a mozzarella stick connoisseur, I personally think Arby's has some incredible sticks.
Oh Heeeey,
If these aren’t already in your dumpster how about these
- declutter a recent purchase
- Alex chooses your next purchase
- declutter a beloved ‘would go into the casket’ with you product
Sorry not sorry 🖤
No to the declutter ones. Ok for Alex
@@squeakco I would disagree. nothing better than watching the libra angst in making a decision 😂
17:18 "You can clip other things. You can clip your hat, you can your clip cat, if you're a piece of shit." Thanks for this $22 hat/cat torture device, Glossier 😂
It is weird seeing many large palettes launching when everywhere I turn there is more and more people moving towards singles and tiny palettes.
I love that you lost an eyebrow.
14:39 3 in 1 balm... how do they do it... Hilarious
Starting the video out with "hawk tuah" tickles me so good. I adore Alex's appearances on your vids. Love to you both, always.
I feel like that Out of Office lip liner would be awkward to use. Like the weight of the lipstick on the end might make it cumbersome. But those colors are gorgeous, so probably worth it 😂
I love thay little candid opening conversation with you and Paul Giamatti
omfg Alex with the cat in the hat quote is killing me 🤣🤣 he's right though, those prices with Glossier is absolutely nuts!!
Exactly! My awesome Tangle Teazer dual-sided comb is $13. 😮
Dumpster dive alcohol: Everclear
I just went back to my high school days in the late 90's 🤢🤢🤢
@@ChrystalVanDusseldorp lol. Could also double as a nail polish remover.I wouldn’t want to pull it from the dumpster dive.
The Alex space was genius 😂
Birthday Cake Shot!!
1 fluid ounce hazelnut liqueur
½ fluid ounce vodka
1 lemon, cut into wedges
1 teaspoon white sugar, or to taste
Coat lemon with sugar, mix vodka and hazelnut liquor. Shoot the liquid, then suck on sweetened lemon - tastes like chocolate cake (ish)!
That BBB palette - I feel like Unearthly did it better in a much smaller package. BBB's palettes are ALWAYS too big. You're telling me all those pinky reds are going to look different on the eyes? I bet they don't.
Yay Alex is a permanent fixture on the wheel!
Alex’s “I’m not just mad I’m disappointed” rant re: Glossier’s entire brand ethos had me rolling but also I bought both the ultra lips im so sorry it’s me hi im the problem
Alex saying, "It's just a fucking comb" lmaoooo I FELT THAT
Your cheekbones are soooooooo beautiful!!!! 😍
Im so excited about that dead, bloated fish-color gloss. It's right up my alley, and I'm not joking, unfortunately. Can't wait!
Pleasantville is the only movie I remeber starting out in black and white and turned color. ❤
Wizard of oz?
@squeakco that was the OG movie that introduced technicolor. She seemed to be thinking of a more "recent" movie.
Alex starts morphing into Dr Seuss at 17:17 but the disappointment takes back over 😂
Two Faced 😂 Funniest episode of WOMM yet.
I don't know if you just needed / wanted that last shot, but you relise that you kind of won over the wheel, since you had talked about all product and there were still those misfortunes on it😏😆🙌🏽
God this thumbnail is another mother f 80s kids masterpiece 👏😻
Yay Alex joining the wheel
This was the best episode yet girl!!!! Loved every minute of it!!!!! 😂❤😂❤😂
😂😂 Whoever came up with the 'wipe off half of your makeup' prompt is a genius
I think I enjoy you drunk/drinking makeup wheels more than if I did the drinking. And bonus, is White Castle, I am now complete, thank you!!
This is the greatest series the internet has ever seen. Love your creative vision showing more in these videos!
i love that you and your husband have the exact same laugh hahaha
“Doll Parts Palette” only you, Theresa 😂😂😂😂😂
A flavored vodka would be better for a shot. Any flavored schnapps is also a good shot choice.
Hey Theresa! I have a great solution for buying the NARS pressed and loose powders: return both Patrick Ta highlights and then it evens out buying both powders.❤
I'm home sick from work, and this video just made my day! Theresa and Alex are the best
Look at you, all passenger Princess on your drunk White Castle 🏰 run 😄 If you want to try a Sweet Tea Vodka for your shots, Firefly makes a skinny version. If you're going to drink vodka straight up, though, do it like a Russian and keep it in the freezer. It goes down way easier the colder it is. 😎
Idk that any alcohol tastes good doing a shot but I’m a fan of the Ketel One Peach & Orange Blossom! It mixes so good with everything lol
I love your makeup today, and although I didn't realize that they had a new release, I immediately wondered if the eyeshadow was from Nomad. Just something about their palettes. The color stories always inspire such gorgeous looks!
I love this!!!! Alex is spot on about not paying these prices.
hawk tuah
THIS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Refy has liners like that, but the gloss is clear!
Omg I laughed too hard at you taking shots 😂😂😂❤❤❤
A lip mask I recommend that you don't have to dip your finger into and I think is good is the Byoma lip mask, plus the price is good
Deep Eddy Sweet tea vodka for your shot!!! Or mix with water for your drink of the video. Sooooo good
yay for alex’s commentary about the ridiculous glossier prices! preach 👏
i like whisky for shots, i love crown royal peach, and the blackberry one if you can find it. there’s a local distillery in NC that makes a peanut butter whisky that’s divine, not too sweet. i have no clue on calories tho, gotta be close to 100 per. sorry you had to wipe off half your face! 🫡🫠
Not that I don’t like seeing taking shots, but the way the wheel is set up with the shots part getting bigger and bigger, you are doomed. 😂
I’m just sitting here watching alone giggling! Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂
Amazon sells individual lip applicators for all of your balms and masks that are in pots. So you dont have to dig your finger into anything.
LOVE THE DITTO CUP
For a shot: Skrewball peanut butter whiskey. No idea if it's low cal but delicious nonetheless!
If you like tea, Deep Eddy has a sweet tea vodka that is AMAZING and might be a fun shot 🙂
I love when you gotta dumpster dive lol😂😂
Or pink whitney, its pink lemonade vodka
hey! i live in key west and have a guest bedroom, you guys are welcome any time!! 😜 too bad i’m a grungy basic bitch who’s allergic to bright colors or id get that palette for the fuck of it 😢
Do you have a work from home job? I want to move there! I hate Dallas so much 😭
@@lunagabriella213 ha, no, i work outside and on boats and in the mangroves doing mosquito control. i love it, tho, honestly!