Millennials Aren't Really That Manly. Zoltan Kaszas

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @andrewb9974
    @andrewb9974 2 года назад +61

    "And then a real man shows up" I had to pause to laugh my lungs out

  • @VaLonFrandsen
    @VaLonFrandsen 2 года назад +44

    I loved my stick shift, but that is a very accurate description.

  • @AnthonyCarrTV
    @AnthonyCarrTV 2 года назад +42

    Zoltan- you are not just a comedian but also a lifestyle philosopher! “I’m telling you so you can work around it!!!” Bulls eye!! Keep it up - go, go, go!!

  • @jerrybrooks870
    @jerrybrooks870 2 года назад +141

    I won't own a vehicle unless it is a stick shift. Stick shifts are a good theft deterrent. Also, no one ever asks to borrow your ride.

    • @xXOFrannieOXx
      @xXOFrannieOXx 2 года назад +5

      Well, thats a good one, gotta remember that, hahaha

    • @jaredhammonds8255
      @jaredhammonds8255 2 года назад +5

      LOL where I live there is no car thief that is intimidated by a stick shift. In fact I drive an 04 F-150 because any car thief will take one look at it and say "yeah I'm not getting far in that" so it's a good theft deterrent and no one asks to borrow my ride LOL

    • @Bleepbloopblappp
      @Bleepbloopblappp 2 года назад +4

      Yep. Haven’t had an automatic in a decade and I’d prefer to keep it that way. It’s just unfortunate that most vehicles don’t come with a manual anymore

    • @mandielou
      @mandielou 2 года назад +6

      Can I barrow your ride? I could steal it too but I'd prefer to ask 😋

    • @Victoria-dh9vb
      @Victoria-dh9vb 2 года назад +6

      Eeeeeeh, you underestimate a can do attitude and no f*cks given about a clutch that I didn't pay for

  • @helenakhudyna2360
    @helenakhudyna2360 2 года назад +30

    Zoltan is hilarious, as always! Love his humor, and fascinated by his name! It's also easy to remember him because of it (duh!)

  • @RareIPAYouveNeverHeardOf
    @RareIPAYouveNeverHeardOf 2 года назад +4

    "what a maaaaan" That cracked me up

  • @caliopeknows844
    @caliopeknows844 2 года назад +12

    He looks amazing now since he cut his hair! Handsome.

  • @mumvictoria2757
    @mumvictoria2757 2 года назад +8

    Stick shifter here and I love it. I think it's cuz I've been a control freak I have the illusion that I have more control over my vehicle this way. LOL. Boy he looks so different and I have to say my favorite is his video on cats. If you haven't seen it check it out. Totally hilarious

  • @BurnWithinQT
    @BurnWithinQT 2 года назад +49

    In a few decades kids will ask their forebears: You actually *STEERED* your own vehicles? So you couldn't text while driving?
    Reply: Oh, no, that didn't stop us! We had whole conversations while trying to navigate traffic full of other "distracted" drivers.

    • @brittanym.
      @brittanym. 2 года назад +8

      Indeed, however we'll conveniently forget to mention that due to autocorrect the recipient generally had no idea what we were actually trying to say. 😂

    • @jaredhammonds8255
      @jaredhammonds8255 2 года назад +4

      Kids: You have to use your HANDS? It's like a baby's toy

    • @mandielou
      @mandielou 2 года назад +2

      This is true but thankfully it's not the entire population otherwise car accident deaths would rise astronomically, when it's already the leading cause of death in America. It's more the younger generations (anyone who was a kid when computers and smartphones became the norm). The thing is, the ones who weren't here when flip phones were introduced and in everyone's pockets have no idea how easy they have it and how their generation is being destroyed by "smart" devices. Texting on a smartphone while driving isn't as dangerous as texting on a flip phone. Lol Now that's some irritating crap, I hated texting on those phones but luckily muscle memory sets in and it becomes quite easy to remember how many times you have to press the same # button to get the correct letter and where they're placed. The generation that grew up with smartphones our intelligence and common Sense has declined. People are desensitized to violence so instead of calling the cops to help someone they get out their phone and videotape it and a lot of them are laughing. Usually just so they can put it up on the internet and get a few views and lights it's quite disgusting and they don't see what they're doing because their parents haven't taught them anymore morals their schools and smartphones taught them and raised them. It's BS. And everybody wonders why teachers feel emboldened to groom our children and discuss their sexuality and their sexual preferences with children in elementary schools. This is unacceptable children shouldn't even know their teachers sexual preferences or politics they're there to learn not learn about your life and things that are being posted on the internet. They need to be taught math, reading\english, science, real American and world History and be in sports or some type of elective. That's it. Social media post, RUclips videos and political activism shouldn't be part of their curriculum. All I can say is parents need to start requesting their children's curriculum and going to board meetings and expressing your concerns there are literally indoctrinated our children and they admit to it. For Pete's sake they have a room that kids who have been brainwashed into identifying as the opposite gender or a non gender to change their clothes once they get to school without their parents' knowledge so they get to walk around their school and the opposite genders clothing WITHOUT their parents knowing. This is 100% grooming and indoctrinating. They're taking the parents ability to parent their children away and not allowing them to raise them as they see fit. They shouldn't be taught the way the world, society and these new trends see fit. We're screwed once these ignorant children and less than mature adults start to take office when they get older. Ugh idiocracy is on its way.. playing live in America! Lol braces yourself

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 2 года назад +1

      Yes and we could go as fast as we wanted. A much better trade off

    • @oradoughball
      @oradoughball 2 года назад +4

      In a few decades kids will ask "what's texting?"

  • @victoriagledhill5872
    @victoriagledhill5872 2 года назад +27

    Did the same thing....I realized that I was also a millennial....it was a sad day for me.

    • @alittlemoredrybar
      @alittlemoredrybar  2 года назад +4

      I think more than a few of us have realized this 😂

    • @thingwhatever
      @thingwhatever 2 года назад +2

      Wait, what am I missing?? ...why wouldn't you know you're a millennial??

    • @victoriagledhill5872
      @victoriagledhill5872 2 года назад +2

      @@thingwhatever I just thought millennial were .. younger people (a.k.a more into their phones, staying at their parents house longer, not wanting to put effort into work ethics .ect...I actually know a lot of people like that....and yes it is VERY judgmental of me) so when I actually discovered that I "made the cut" It was a slap in the face...and a good dose of humility.
      Not all millennials are like that....I'm sorry 😔

    • @victoriagledhill5872
      @victoriagledhill5872 2 года назад

      @@thingwhatever thought millennial were people born after 2000

    • @Dragon_Fyre
      @Dragon_Fyre 2 года назад +3

      @@victoriagledhill5872 Millennials are those born between 1982 and 2002.

  • @susanfrese1788
    @susanfrese1788 2 года назад +2

    Zoltan is my favorite on Dry Bar.

  • @lucyeleanormoderatz8092
    @lucyeleanormoderatz8092 2 года назад +4

    Absolutely hilarious dude!! Loved every minute!

  • @seedsoflove7684
    @seedsoflove7684 2 года назад +3

    So funny...need more of him!

  • @chrisperrywv
    @chrisperrywv 2 года назад +24

    “How do you even text in this situation?”
    Tell me you’re a millennial without … doing an entire bit on being a millennial…

    • @bettyschneider5268
      @bettyschneider5268 Год назад +2

      Hey that his bit he does in the show! How funny would it be it he just said iam a millennial! 😮 None 🎭

  • @someoldguyplays
    @someoldguyplays 3 месяца назад

    That bit about anxiety was brilliant

  • @jamiewilliams3179
    @jamiewilliams3179 2 года назад +3

    I love Zoltan!!

  • @kathyheavner3585
    @kathyheavner3585 Год назад +1

    Thanks for your comedy!
    Always glad to see you 😁

  • @kristyleeleggett
    @kristyleeleggett 2 года назад +5

    I love driving standard!

  • @smithasureshholisticnutrit6287
    @smithasureshholisticnutrit6287 2 года назад +4

    Funny as ever, Zoltan 😂

  • @robertdelangel1230
    @robertdelangel1230 2 года назад +7

    At least I can safely say I'm manlier than Zoltan on the grounds that I have changed my own flat tires and drive a stick shift.

    • @samuraikitty18
      @samuraikitty18 Год назад

      So am I, and I'm a middle aged woman....lol!

  • @silkysmoothsound
    @silkysmoothsound 2 года назад +3

    OMG! I laughed through the entire video, NONSTOP!!!!

    • @rtother420
      @rtother420 2 года назад +2

      Me too! Even before he started!

    • @silkysmoothsound
      @silkysmoothsound 2 года назад

      @@rtother420 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

  • @julieabraham3566
    @julieabraham3566 2 года назад +1

    Gen Xer here. I can change tires and oil. At 49, however, I'd rather pay someone with a younger back than mine to do all that for me.

  • @carlbaumeister3439
    @carlbaumeister3439 2 года назад +2

    This guy is great!

  • @Meta.Empress
    @Meta.Empress 2 года назад +1

    Millennials and anxiety - dead on

  • @lennytheloon
    @lennytheloon Год назад +1

    Driving a stick shift is fun! I love it, and I am searching for a vintage car that has a manual transmission while they are still available.

  • @AnnaPxx
    @AnnaPxx 5 месяцев назад

    Someone give this amazing man and comedian a Netflix special please 😂😂😂❤

  • @ShellyCline
    @ShellyCline 2 года назад

    Love Zoltan. The guy is hysterical.

  • @Corsina
    @Corsina 2 года назад +1

    I LOVE my manual transmission truck! lol (Great video)

  • @SuS_NuG_It
    @SuS_NuG_It Год назад

    Hold the wheel with your knee, shift with the right hand, eat/text/whatever with the right.

  • @FleaChristenson
    @FleaChristenson 2 года назад +4

    Anxiety. Woody Allen. No. Millennials aren’t even the first ones to seek help. I so love Zoltan.

  • @805Coastal
    @805Coastal 2 года назад

    One of my favorite bits!!

  • @pandorazbox9659
    @pandorazbox9659 2 года назад +3

    I love a manual drive. Tried an automatic, seemed lacking to me.

  • @ready4sea301
    @ready4sea301 2 года назад +1

    My daily driver has been stick since….1984. Nothing like smoothly alternating between 3rd and 4th on a twisty mountain road, engine singing while you heel-and-toe into the turns.. then when the road straightens out.. back to enjoying my coffee-black.

  • @AChickensWaffle
    @AChickensWaffle 2 года назад +2

    It’s weird how you said Costco cheek tingle, that was me yesterday.

  • @OmegaMacheteStorm
    @OmegaMacheteStorm 2 года назад +1

    I still drive a stick and love it lol.

  • @seedsoflove7684
    @seedsoflove7684 2 года назад +4

    Keep the hair short, so great.

  • @YellaSpiceFamily
    @YellaSpiceFamily 2 года назад +15

    My husband has always made fun of me for failing to learn to drive stick when we had one. But I didn't - and don't - feel bad about it. More stress, more work: why? 😂

    • @ngashjr
      @ngashjr 2 года назад +1

      The only advantage I can think of is you can bring a stick shift car to a stop even without brakes.

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 2 года назад +3

      Because it's fun. Do you stop everything because you have a little stress?

    • @YellaSpiceFamily
      @YellaSpiceFamily 2 года назад

      @@debbylou5729 well, I have five children and am carrying a sixth, soooo - obviously not. 🤪 I might've been better off if I hadn't been trying to learn in an exceptionally crazy (rich and road ragey) region of Southwest Florida (+ their pop up torrential rain storms where you instantly lost ALL visibility). The (imo marginal) fun factor simply did not outweigh THAT much stress. 😂

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 года назад +1

      @@ngashjr I seem to remember being able to push start a manual car if the battery was dead, but you kind of need friends and a clear path. Of course now you can just buy a power bank that can jump your car.

  • @Oliviakhouk
    @Oliviakhouk Год назад

    Someone needs to email AAA this video to use for marketing

  • @ashleyhernandez373
    @ashleyhernandez373 3 месяца назад

    Dying of laughter bc my husband was the pit troll for a short while 🥴😹

  • @JohnGramer06
    @JohnGramer06 2 года назад +1

    4:49 so I’m a man-er than he is? I drive my moms stick

  • @MrChappy39
    @MrChappy39 5 месяцев назад

    Here I am, laughing in private. And that is rare.

  • @jaredhammonds8255
    @jaredhammonds8255 2 года назад +8

    Give us the full special because I'm a man!

    • @alittlemoredrybar
      @alittlemoredrybar  2 года назад +1

      You can watch the full special on the Dry Bar Comedy + App.

  • @donniedoesjokes
    @donniedoesjokes 2 года назад +4

    🔥 Zoltan is 🔥

  • @smilegodlovesu77
    @smilegodlovesu77 2 года назад +1

    Sooo goood this guy is gonna be famous real soon

  • @ooooooooosama
    @ooooooooosama 2 года назад +1

    His facial expression gives me Jack Sparrow vibes 😅

  • @Tackitt
    @Tackitt 2 года назад +6

    This is a good look for him, but I miss when he was Jesus.

  • @carolinecarter7276
    @carolinecarter7276 7 месяцев назад

    Very good 😂

  • @Apathymiller
    @Apathymiller 2 года назад

    Very good set

  • @Apathymiller
    @Apathymiller 2 года назад +1

    Those of us that have "sports " cars and have a stick...we know

  • @Missingmycallie
    @Missingmycallie 2 года назад

    Now that's hilarious

  • @taylorrenee5939
    @taylorrenee5939 Год назад

    I only relate for the first two minutes. But still funny.

  • @joytotheworld9255
    @joytotheworld9255 2 года назад

    He was legit funny!!!

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 2 года назад +2

    People that can, prefer manual transmission.

  • @allyturner2024
    @allyturner2024 2 года назад +1

    It’s sad that even though a woman may know how to change their own tire that they’re advised not to because it’s dangerous. 😢 so much for being independent

    • @eveningprimrose3088
      @eveningprimrose3088 Год назад +1

      But you are free to change your own tire, and you are still sad?

  • @doctor86gonzo
    @doctor86gonzo 2 года назад

    Why would i love to see this guy quit a service industry job…? 😂

  • @tiffanyfraissinet7634
    @tiffanyfraissinet7634 23 дня назад

    😂😂😂

  • @emilydavis84
    @emilydavis84 2 года назад

    I would imagine real men don't actually use A1 sauce. 🤭

    • @annb1265
      @annb1265 2 года назад

      They season their steak with the sweat of their brow

  • @singingwindrider9881
    @singingwindrider9881 2 года назад +1

    😆

  • @NG-fk6wc
    @NG-fk6wc 2 года назад

    Dry bar has really gone down hill since having to pay for the app

  • @mwrightinsurance
    @mwrightinsurance 2 года назад

    Tight 6 minutes 👍

  • @jake_muller358
    @jake_muller358 2 года назад

    Malaysian kid😂

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 2 года назад +1

    😄😄😄😄😄

  • @Jay-ru3hx
    @Jay-ru3hx 2 года назад +2

    It would be funny if it wasn't sad. I gotta watch some Mike Rowe now.

  • @my95buick
    @my95buick 2 года назад +1

    Like the shorter hair

  • @kevingraf1769
    @kevingraf1769 2 года назад +1

    Great comic. He shouldn't v cut his hair tho.

  • @randystone4903
    @randystone4903 2 года назад +3

    Perfect view of millennials. Boomers like me may be made fun of, but I'm the one they call to catch the snakes at their rental to let them go at my house. In general the worst thing about millennials is that they complain about politicians controlling their lives even though they have never voted.

  • @roberthesse157
    @roberthesse157 2 года назад +7

    I don't think millennials mature. Ever. 4 months after I turned 17 in 1973 I joined the army. I got married at 18 and 2 weeks before my 19th birthday I became a father. I can't picture a 19 year old kid mature enough nowadays to have a kid let alone join the military at 17.

    • @stanis8431
      @stanis8431 2 года назад +2

      You are absolutely right. My first instinct when something is broken is to fix it.

  • @claudettebiniromano1990
    @claudettebiniromano1990 2 года назад +1

    Wheres your hair and crazy look 😶

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 2 года назад +2

    Younger generations are so sad these days because of bully older generations the old people generations are bullying the children generations so much so that there was a kid that committed suicide that was awful God forgives him he didn't know what he was doing if you say otherwise about that kid you are heartless it was a little kid

    • @arcticaircraft
      @arcticaircraft 2 года назад

      Nothing like turning a comedy bit into bullying and suicide awareness.

    • @Jay-ru3hx
      @Jay-ru3hx 2 года назад +1

      What are you on about?

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 года назад

      A little bit of teasing wouldn't be a problem if you guys weren't so thin skinned and reliant on you safe spaces. Every generation through history has deal with the generation before them disapproving of some of their characteristics, millennials are just the first generation to be such cry babies about it. Other generations felt that a little adversity in life built character, you guys think that if someone says something that offends you in the slightest you'll have PTSD for the rest of your lives.

    • @brandongovreau9218
      @brandongovreau9218 2 года назад

      @@Primalxbeast do you forget the same time your generation is like why should you care it's just a nuclear apocalypse why should you care it's only hell!

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 года назад

      @@brandongovreau9218 Who the heck ever thought that? And I'm Gen-X, those nukes were already around long before I was born.