A Man Of Average Intelligence. Zoltan Kaszas - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 12 окт 2022
- A man of average intelligence can tell you that this full special from Zoltan Kaszas is one of the funniest comedy specials you will ever see. In his return to the Dry Bar stage for his second Dry Bar Comedy special, Zoltan Kaszas tells hilarious stories from finding out he was a millennial to not knowing whether or not the pandemic is over. Whether you're a fan of Zoltan's first comedy special, or you're just learning about him for the first time this full special from Zoltan Kaszas is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Hell yeah! Thanks for all the nice comments everyone
Looking forward for the next one!
You are hilarious! Thanks for gracing us with your comedy.
Really love your style of comedy! You're amazing 👏!
Wait, wait, wait. This is the DryBar comedy video, don't you mean "Heck yeah!"? 😜
You're actually in my top 10 comedians, and that should mean a lot coming from a complete stranger. Keep up the good work.
Zoltan’s mother must be so proud! She raised a cat comedian, who can tell jokes about lots of other stuff.
He has one story about a cat, he’s not a “cat comedian”
I like cats, moms, and jokes about other stuff. I can't tell if this is intended as a compliment or a hate comment 😆
Such a boomer comment
His mother is dead, JANETT. Her last dying wish was for him to share laughter and bring happiness to the world, as life is short. And look at him, she lives on through each laugh. So don't judge someone you don't even know.
@@wendypuk4978 - and that means….?
Watched from my hospital bed. Thought I was going to break stitches from laughing.
I was all distracted like "I'll give this a minute's listen" and then sat and watched the whole show riveted. Zoltan is great!
I put it on thinking I could fall asleep for a nap just listening to this but no nap here. Couldn’t turn away or turn it off.
Zoltan The Great.😁
I put this as my “podcast” while driving and loved every bit of it
As a nurse, I had to learn to NEVER tell a patient "This is my first time doing this" because once I did, their face was filled with sheer panick😂Never again
Hope you can spell meds correctly.
That goes for all medical. I had a resident MD tell me that she was nervous doing something her first time… I told her not to keep it quiet … even other staff will have an issue with it.
My first week working in a hospital as a mental health clinician (not RPN)… I was quickly scolded for saying it was “quiet”. That is a BAD word apparently.
Just save that one for the drunk and annoying patients?
I had a dentist who came to do a filling and he said "im so glad they let me do this. Im not supposed to tell you but im not a dentist, im actually part of witness protection"
Zoltan is in my top five dry bar comics. Thanks for bringing him back and confirming that wasn’t a fluke! Just as funny this time.
Who are your other four?😊
@@misodinamosa Warren B Hall, Josh Sneed, Shawn - the neck tat guy (chemo brain), Dwayne can’t remember his last name - Perkins?
@@FleaChristenson Wow! This will be great, thank you!
@@FleaChristenson Josh sneed is freaking hilarious!! He reminds me of Josh from drake and Josh.. haha
@@FleaChristenson Shayne Smith. Funny af.
Agree about Sneed. His special is hilarious.
Bro this is one of the most original and funny shows i've seen in a long time. Not many comedians can make people laugh like this without getting into shock value or rehashed material. Well done, Sir.
He has another one you should go find it. Equally as funny
Hes super bad😂 luv this guy
Dude! I just wrote the same thing, more or less. This guy was hilarious!
Shock value?
This was gold from start to finish. That line about your parents getting together and your face is the receipt was absolute genius. Finding a comedian this sharp nowadays is so rare.
I don't know Zoltans age but everyone over 30 knew exactly what he meant by turning too quick and getting injured! Very funny guy. Very relatable 😄
He's 35
@@MagaMom Thanks. Then that's why he knows! I remember when I turned 31 I bent down to pet the dog and got stuck! Before I turned 30 I thought when tv shows did that they were exaggerating! Found out the sit coms were telling the truth 😂 Truth is funny though!
@@stefs3460 That happened to me in my teens 😂
@@heavnxbound Oh no! 😂 Well you were ahead of your time!
I’m 16 and I know what he means. 😅
First time I saw Zoltan was his Seattle bit on his cat Jessica. So funny! He's really perfected his craft the last few years, funny guy!
Your uncle dressed as a yak just killed it! I did want an update on Jessica however... 🐈⬛
That's some high-density, super-saturated, well-timed comedy right there.
Zoltan's special was one of the first I watched when I discovered Dry Bar back in 2017 and I've been hooked ever since. One of my favorite Dry Bar comedians ever! His delivery is iconic.
"I think I have too many teeth." XD
Yeah I still think Zoltans hair was more iconic long. This regular guy look isn't a good introduction to the odd sound he's making
@@joshbrigham942 I did not like the long hair on him, but this hair cut does not fit his style either.
@@joshbrigham942 I liked his long hair, too, but his words are even more surprising coming out of Mr. Average. But maybe that's the point. He is claiming to be average in some ways. Clearly by the standard of wit or comedy, he is not average. And I find his accent and speech habits are unique. Have never heard anything like it, unless you could put California and Kentucky in a blender somehow.
Me too!
I'm broke af rn, but this made me laugh so hard it cleared up my dry eye syndrome from these forsaken TX allergies after cry-laughing. Its only $2 but hopefully it'll buy ya sweet treat from 7/11 👌 thank you
A percentage of that goes to Google, the rest of it goes to Dry bar Comedy, and none of it goes to Zoltan.
End of the video says the tip all goes straight to Zoltann, in case the above puts anyone more generous than me off :)
@@Torsive oh, that's nice. I did not catch that.
@@HeriEystberg all good, it sounds too good to be true. Good on RUclips for caring about the creators. :)
@@Torsive The link says "supports Dry Bar Comedy," but I'm sure it's a nice gesture either way for good content. See him when he goes on tour, that's the best gift for a comedian!
When he explained why the short togetherness of humanity hurt his heart, really felt that. I too have always assumed a certain type of event he went on to describe would bring all the humans together. The joke about why even that won't work, is true and painful, and Zoltan made me laugh about it. Crushed a hope I held, and made me laugh. THAT is talent!!!!
I almost didn't recognize him with his haircut and the way you tell the joke's really enjoyed video 📸 needed to laugh 😂 you did this easily
Omg the “driving a stick” made me laugh so hard. It reminded me of when I had a learners permit in the 70’s. My mom (who didn’t drink often) accidentally drank too much at my grandparents house. The adults had a quick discussion of whether or not the adult in the car with a permitted driver legally had to be sober or awake (they decided nope 😳), then gave me a crash course driving her Volvo (w/ a stick) and gave me the green light after I could successfully go from the stop without stalling it…and off we went! 🤣
😂😂😂
Glad you made it home alive.
I learned stick on a frickin VW bug owned by a Moonie. Madness.
I learned to drive a stick shift on a cross-country trip with friends when I was 17. A VW bug with four people in it. Going up mountains and everybody else was asleep, but I figured it out. 🙂
👍
Anyone who would close their laptop on him has no soul. Haha. He is so funny and fun.
I love how he calls out the crowd on the tax joke 😂
😂 He is the funniest comedian I have seen in a very long time. Really surprised me. That's a great deal of talent when you can be so funny without being vulgar or divisive. This was clever and intelligent. Two thumbs up. Thank you!!!
I love how Dry Bar is uploading full specials like there's no tomorrow. I don't mind the trend a bit! Hope it continues.
If
there's no tomorrow, I'd
rather it not continue!
😅
@@rocqitmon deep... very deep indeed ....and disturbing ....🤣🤣😳😳
Love that he managed to make jokes about the pandemic and vaccine without making it divisive. 😎 I will need to go find his first video!!!😄
Yeah, I'm watching it a second time, now, and marvelling at that. He did many minutes where he kept coming back to the pandemic theme. I'll be watching it again, I'm sure. And laughing.
And Jan 6th 🤭, so well done 🤣.
@My it actually was not too bad. Relatable and didn't make me cringe once.
I don't know. Seemed like he was definitively on one side of things.
That's ok, though. I can't blame him. The career, social, and professional climates necessitated that.
Totally nailed Utah in the first 90 seconds of this special. Another comedian I saw perform here was completely confused and not a little terrified by the responses she got from the audience & tbh her reaction was completely justified, we do have that effect on people 😅
The problem was that when I was roaring with laughter, I couldn't hear the next thing you said. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
The joke about the 'uncle dressed as a yak' during the 1/6 debacle was PERFECT!
We are going to watch your first comedy special as soon as we catch our breath, honest.
So….😂 I work on my own cars, I’m a gasoline soaked HVAC guy, and I drive a giant diesel with a six speed manual. I’m that guy he’s referring to on all accounts. 😂
I’d help him with any of it, he’s great. Been a fan since Jessica. 👍🏻
Trevor?? Lol
I look like him and live like you.
I'm one of those aforementioned white ladies in a cardigan with photos of my cats. I really love your comedy, and I can't wait to see what you do next!
One of the most underrated comedians on the circuit right now. Follow follow follow!!
Zoltan is a amazingly creative comedian. Every time I've seen him, he just cracks me up!
I LOVE the lighting of the gas heater! Being from SF, we dI'd it every year....my dad(WW2 vet) made it look so easy however...one year he wasn't home, we were freezing and had to do it ourselves...mom, baba and a 12 yr old girl. Took us 30 min to figure out just WHO would do it. Of course, I was the "chosen" one. All we had was a match from a bar ...I was terrified to light it...mom lit the match then HANDED IT TO ME!!! As we were all fervently praying NOT to blow up...I closed my eyes and lit it and NEVER did it again!
I first realized my stoner hippy bf was a REAL MAN when he had to light the pilot on our basement water heater after a flood, and the flame shot out of the burner 3 feet just grazing his left ear as he was still sprawled on his belly with the kitchen match in his hand. His eyebrows were singed off, but he was ok. He calmy stood back up going "s***, I hate (landlord's name)"! as I was just standing there in shock. I married him.
This guy is brilliant! We were laughing the entire time.
I imagine Zoltan coming into the pandemic with his own crazy hair, looking around at all of us getting shaggy, and thinking, "nah let's switch it uppppp"
I adore this man! He came to perform in Myrtle Beach after I suggested it to him on a video, and it meant so much to me. 💕
This guy is a shining star. One day soon he will make it in the Big Leaugues! Keep the jokes coming Zoltan! We love yah!
Johnny Carson would be cracking up if he could have booked Zoltan.
It's so nice to see a comedian that tells jokes about everyone, you know - like a comedian. Really nice change of pace.
My cat watched this with me.
We both laughed.
Very enjoyable!!!!
This is the first time a comedian makes me cry laughing in like 10 years.
As a 66 year old woman who can definitely drive stick, but chooses not to, I salute you, Zoltan. 🚚
I hope you get your own sitcom Zoltan, you do surprise so well and I feel we're right there with you at the punch line like we're discovering it together, but above that your observations are spot on, you're hard working I wish the industry would adjust to welcome your talent. Best wishes and thank you
I cannot tell you HOW MUCH I LOVED that Jessica skit .. I became your #1 fan since then and been to your show!! LOVE YOU ZOLY
I really really appreciate how you warned us you were about to finish I'm like a little 4-year-old before bedtime, I need a little warning so that I don't get emotional when the fun stops. Seriously every time a comedian ends the show I feel like it's way too abrupt and it feels like a let down 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As someone from Kentucky. The Louisville joke was hilarious and hit home. Loved your show.
Fantastic, loved both your sets on dry bar. Hope for a third. 😁👍
I was crying 6 minutes in 🤣
Zoltan is gonna be one of my all time favs
Absolutely one of the funniest Dry Bar comedians I have watched. So hilarious!
This dude is a killer 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best comedy I’ve heard. Laughed the entire time and now I have to explain to my wife why I’m massaging my jaw
Thanks, Zoltan! Please tell your mom you're making the world a better place with LAUGHTER! OXXO
I love Zoltan!! He is so funny! One of the first comedians I saw on Dry Bar and definitely one of my favorites! Love his style.. his delivery.. his jokes! He cut his HAIR!! LOL!
This guy is awesome, loved the first, this is even better. Which brings me to conclude he's a natural. Natural what, I don't know, but he sure can make life funny. Death, funnier. 😆🤣
Zoltan is really talented, one of the very few comedians who actually literally makes me laugh out loud 😂.
What a standout comedian! Novel perspective, clever writing, perfect delivery - I laughed so much! 😂 The last two unfamiliar-to-me comedians I was this impressed with were a 2008 John Mulaney and a 2013 Nate Bargatze! Can’t wait to see more of you, Zoltan! 👍🔥👏
Thank you so much, Zoltan. A few years ago, I lost a job, & was looking at my bottles of pills a little too much with bad thoughts. I thought I'd never work, much less get through a full-on breakdown. If it wasn't for discovering you, and some serious major help from my Mom and siblings(I lost my Dad during this time as well.) Hubby lost his Mom, Sister, and we lost our beloved black lab of 11 years, so you all are seeing why I wanted to go bye-bye. I hung in there. I could not do it alone. I am humbled by the help.and the laughter. Love, K. from Western New York
🥰
This guy is officially my comedian of the year, may not mean much but its graciously awarded
He is awesome, him, Phil Hanley and Raul sanchez have been my favorites for quite some time now
Thanks! Amazing! As good or better than any contemporary comic. Bravo Sir.
Definitely "ABOVE Average Intelligence." Great show!
Louisville, KY born and raised. Can confirm Zoltan's story about us. We are SO quick (and aggressive) in correcting people on how to pronounce "Louisville".
From Michigan but lived in Lexington for over 12 years.
It's Loo ah vull....right?
@@joannaedwards6325 That is perfectly ac ceptable, yes. We will also accept Lou-vull. GO CARDS!! L1C4 🖤❤️🖤
@@driggs2109
Kentucky is a beautiful state. I've only seen Kentucky on tv travel shows but it seems like a good place to live.
@@joannaedwards6325 It truly is beautiful. If you ever do visit, may I recommend Mammoth Cave, the world's longest known cave system; Cumberland Falls (a.k.a. Little Niagra or Niagra of the South), is the only place in the western hemisphere that you can see a moonbow (a lunar/white rainbow); the Corvette museum, where they will actually let you drive a Corvette on their track; Pennyrile Forest State Resort Park is a little known gem with a small, beautiful lake that you can swim in; Jefferson Memorial Forest, the largest municipal urban forest in the United States at 6,500 acres; and if you're into the spooky stuff you can try to book a tour or join an investigation at what is one of the most haunted places in earth.
I admit to being one of the immediate Zoltan fans because of his Cat Jokes. So good 👍. I really find something special about men who like cats. And even more so if the cat loves them back. Happy to see this guy again!
Hi, Lydia, my name is Wayne and I have 4 cats, y'wanna go out? Wait, about the cats...they don't have to be alive, do they?
@@waynemyers2469 😂 Well, only alive cats can love you back, Wayne. 👍
@@Isabella66Gracen Well, yeah but they're so troublesome and do you know what cat-food cost these days? I mean, my cats are very quiet and when I say "Stay", they stay and besides, other than a little shot of Fabreze occasionally, they are low maintenance and almost cost-free. As for them returning love, okay, you got me there but let me tell you little secret: Ever since I modified my cats my dog adores me...and that's worth everything...
Isabella66Gracen
I fell in love with MY man when he cried happy tears when my lost cat finally came home.
(and he wasn't a whimpy girly man. He was a big tatted up biker/ex con)!
@@waynemyers2469
OMG!!! FABREEZE is POISONESS to animals!!! That stuff kills birds and blinds cats. Please stop using that product. GLADE makes a healthier anti odor product.
How do you keep your mind so playful instead of cynical?! You've got a constant lookout and talent for finding the fun in so many situations. I wish I could learn how you do it!!
I have watched every Zoltan comedy video I can find. They're even funny to rewatch after you know the punchlines because of the energy of his delivery
This was real quality. Glad to see Zoltan is proving to be prolific and getting even better.
Yep! I am one of those guys that calls him the cat comedian 😼. And thats why I clicked. Browsing through my subscriptions.. and woah the cat comedian is back. 😺😺😸
I needed this tonight…comedy as therapy. Related to so much of it…and the end was just priceless.
The guys comfortably funny, nothing forced, just unrestrained flow. Everybody flows along to.
Nicely done, Zoltan, thank you very much for the belly laughs, which I did often throughout this.
I can't remember bellylaughs like these in years.
He had me in tears 😂
Yeah, and I had to hold my abdomen as it was bouncing wildly.
Humour through absolute humility.. nice touch!
I'm born and raised in Louisville and I know you weren't lyin' about bein' called out on the pronunciation. When you said you had too many teeth to pronounce it correctly I thought I was gonna sh*t myself. That was a very funny line!
“How do you even text in this situation?” The best comedic close ever! 😂
" and heathens ..." " don't woo or boo..." " dressed like a Yak ..."...... I've been laughing so hard ..Zoltan kills it !!!
I am just wondering if he knows how great of comedian he is. sometimes artists know they are good, but cannot see or feel what they deliver when it's way beyond good...at this point they rely on the feedback, but it's only the consumers that can enjoy the knowledge of how good. bro u are a killer.
Zoltan, Kellen and Brad are awesome!
More gems at dry bar too. Great shows!
This guy is just so genuinely amusing. I love his style!
Man, i spent the whole show with a smile, thank you
One of my favorite comedians! Thanks for making me laugh every time!
Zoltan absolutely nailed this one. Hillarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Zoltan has never disappointed me. Love this guys comedy. I can relate
I call my standard transmission "a millennial theft proof device".
Nice! 😅
Bahaha, love it!!
Hey! That is trans-mission phobic!😉
😂
Just want to say your one of my fav comedians and the new hairstyle is 🔥.
Have a nice day!
I lol'ed when the junkie said "i got you baby"
Brilliant delivery, so smart and witty! Respect to you, Zoltan, and thanks for the laughs!!!
Gave him a round of applause in my house. Awesome stuff
Hey slick, I laughed real hard...but my problem is this...I can't share this with my son-in-law because they'd be offended because they are too much like you. But I laughed my a$$ off at your skit. Thank you! You e brought an old crippled guy some well needed laughs today! And another thing...I saw this 4 months later and loved it even more! Thanks!
That whole show just blew by. I didn’t even intend to finish it. Thoroughly enjoyed.
What a weird, eclectic and funny energy you have got. You sir, hands down are one of the best comedians I’ve seen in recent times.
Best Zoltan description ever.
Great set from start to finish. Hilarious!
Omg, the jiu-jitsu podcast bit hit hard, buddy 🤣🤣🙌 It's been a while since I laughed as consistently through a comedy routine as yours. Beautifully crafted, masterfully executed. Well done, my friend. Well done. Much love from Vancouver, BC, Canada.
You are so funny! Finding a way to laugh about evolution in Provo was genius! Anything can be done humorously if you do it right! And you are the BEST!
As a mom of four boys I made sure that each of them could drive stick. Couldn’t let them feel less of a man cause their mom could drive one and they couldn’t 😂
Smart move. My Dad taught us all to drive with a stick. It's served me well. Those who can't are absolutely stuck without "automatic."
Great mom! In 1978 my mom went to pick up a new 5-speed sports car for me while I was out of the country. She sat patiently while the young salesman showed her "how to drive a stick"...
(she had been driving stick shift cars since the Depression!)
... didn't say a word, but then laid rubber on the way out!
AND she got to tell that story for the next 35 years 🤣🤣
“Less of a man”
This dude is hilarious. The oil change troll underground got me, too funny!!
I went to a comedy club in Boise and saw Zoltan with my son. He was so funny, but he had no idea why I was talking about a clean pile of laundry and saying, 'Everyone's going to know', in reference to Jessica and her love of getting her fur on EVERYTHING! 😺🤣
Lololol wow this guy is great. This guy needs his own show. Definitely my favorite drybar episode.
I'm here as the cat person comedian bandwagon crew. As I nurse a newborn kitten abandoned by mom 😆 and feeder of strays. The Jessica joke was hilarious especially as a person named Jessica 🤣
Zoltan, you kill! I’ve had loads of laughter from your work over the years. Keep it coming.
Definitely one of my favorite comics!!!!
I will turn away from ANYTHING to watch Zoltan Kaszas ~ ANYTIME!
I can't believe this stuff is free. Zoltan's killing it!
You can tip him!! Do it!! I did
it's free because it elevates the visibility of comics that are funny without working blue.
my wife found out Jeff Allen was in town and wanted to see him specifically after seeing the dry bar clips online.
looks like we'll be adding Zoltan to that list
Funniest man Dry Bar ever had 😂❤
Fact
I almost wrecked my car laughing so hard. Which was hilarious. I live in San Diego. I've been sharing this with everybody
Zoltan. This is the first time I heard/saw you. You are funny as hell. Lolol, loved your comedy skit. I wish u continued success, Man.