I've got a bad habit of going to the comments immediately after starting a video and read this and literally thought it was a joking trump impression. Then I scrolled a little further and saw someone link to 3:28 in the video and the joke was immediately made 10 times funnier and sadder at the same time knowing people are voting for this guy.
@@watcheronly71 Given how much he cheats on his partners it’s entirely possible. Not to say my mom is a whore, I’m accounting for the fact that he’s been accused of rape several times.
he's not actually that much more funny than the average person at all, it's just funny how much of a moron he is. comedians need quite a lot of self awareness which he lacks, he is the joke rather than being a jokester
@@realPikachu1p u right I’m trolling with Trumps foreign policy or his stance on immigration right? U dont know what its like to live in a sanctuary city. T up g
That’s like one of the strangest to me like why the hell was he genuinely talking like he knew Hannibal Lecter personally?? Why does he refer to him as late??? He makes the dinner reference so he knows he’s a cannibal serial killer but still calls him great??? It’s so confusing like is it just a weird joke he’s doing?
@@ClassyAssassin0 I haven’t seen parks and rec, but the fact that trump is comparable to a joke character from the show tells you everything you need to know about him.
I have millions of quotes, they’re all fantastic, each one better than the last. The true patriots of our great country, the greatest country of all time, have said that my quotes are the best in the nation’s history. The greatest of all time. The people of this country said it, it’s true. They said it, not me.
He really does say some truthful things sometimes. I would almost argue he’d gain votes from shooting someone in an alley, because podcasters would find a way to propagate it as something “manly” and “tough”
I'm sorry, but the late great Hannibal Lecter bit is legitimately and sincerely one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I listened to it like twelve times and just couldn't imagine someone describing the Silence of the Lamb's in a funnier way.
Him wishing Harris a happy birthday is I think the only time I’ve ever seen him seem legitimately respectful and kind towards a political rival. Actually, his enemies seem to fall on a scale from "friends he has to oppose to survive politically" (Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping, Bill Clinton), "people he respects or likes who are against him" (Harris, Romney, to a lesser extent Biden), "people he legitimately dislikes or wants ruined" (Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Nikki Haley), and finally, "people he fucking despises and wants killed" (Liz Cheney, John McCain, Mike Pence, Gretchen Whitmer).
“I’ve done the most for the black community, with a possible exception of Abraham Lincoln” is beyond unihinged. his ego is crazy but that’s what makes him such an interesting case.
I'd love if this interesting case was just a person people could make weird youtube videos about instead of the president of the most powerful nation on earth, who was just recently granted complete immunity for any of his actions
I think a lot of what he says is with irony and humour, including this. I’m not a fan but it’s pretty clear to see that he’s smart enough to know when something sounds silly just as well as we do. That’s why he says it.
@@perry5509 Then why is it consistent with his overall personality? Also "He says it to get a reaction" isn't really a good nuanced explanation of anything. That's the same thing children do, it doesn't mean they understand all the intricacies of why they got the attention, it just means they know the reaction is positive for them so they keep doing it.
@@Flesh-Automaton The only thing economists know how to do is enrich the 1%. None of the policies they advocate are to the benefit of normal people, it's all about the mighty GDP and international corporations. I say F 'em.
Him being the first president in decades to not have wars and put tariffs on other countries is a good reason why, along with people not supporting the left woke religion of gender confirmation, censorship and open borders
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Trump saying "so we look nice and handsome and thin" followed by the camera zooming in on Kim Jong Un is 100% like straight out of a comedy movie.
Literally a scene from the office
The Oval Office
@@AntechamberAEwould love to see the opening piano kick in right after it
😂😂😂
bro rly has the stalin pfp
The camera panning to Kim jon un is honestly the most shocking reveal I've ever seen
"thin"
It looked like a scene straight out of The Office.
Kim was a mix of 🗿😳
Trump is a Kim-dating-Putin-glazing guy
Right?! Lmao
"Possible exception of Abraham Lincoln" is crazy
Had he not said “possible” then there’s a POSSIBLE exception that we’d let it slide, he’d still be entirely wrong, though.
@@ItsClawlike this is some Poe's Law moment right here
love the wide ratio
bro trump is a wild boy fr
Actual insane statement
_"one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water"_
Truer words have never been spoken
😂😂😂 he's easily the funniest president ever
Love him or hate him you can't deny he was spitting right there
Poetic.
Sounds like a Pokemon review.
That Kim Jong Un shot is like something out of The Office or Succession. Hilarious
literally 😂
There was a translator for Kim there... I wonder if they left in the "thin" comment when telling him LMAO
It was like the camera panned to Jim lmao
It needs to be followed with an immediate interview with Kim
@@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyerThe thing is Kim would have understood whatever Trump was saying. Kim studied English
"Nice, and handsome, and *thin* "
(camera shifts over to Kim)
LMAO
Kim looked so offended
I absolutely died at that moment hahahahaha
The Office literally
@@TileBitan fr, some Trump quotes sound directly from Michael Scott
Straight out of the office
Trump not knowing Nicky Jam is a man is hilarious to me
tbf i didn't know Nicky Jam existed
He probably thought of Nicki Minaj 😂
"She's hot!"
@@Itsdasummer32 Likely, she is quite hot, so that fits with his comments
I heard that she's hot!😉
3:41 "I'll kiss him - not with a lot of enjoyment but that's okay..."
Craziest thing I've ever heard a president say 🤣
That was my favourite bit i spit my drink
Idk why the left wing thinks that he is anti-lgbtq, he clearly isn’t.
💯 was not expecting that lol
I was expecting them to start booing
This hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water 😂😂
I've got a bad habit of going to the comments immediately after starting a video and read this and literally thought it was a joking trump impression. Then I scrolled a little further and saw someone link to 3:28 in the video and the joke was immediately made 10 times funnier and sadder at the same time knowing people are voting for this guy.
😭
@@TrampConnoisseurThe dude litteraly won the 2016 Republicain primary, what the h are you talking about liberal
@@watcheronly71 Given how much he cheats on his partners it’s entirely possible. Not to say my mom is a whore, I’m accounting for the fact that he’s been accused of rape several times.
It’s sounds sooooo bad
This could be the first of a thousand episodes.
*2,000
*3,000
5,000
10,000*
*50,000
alternate universe where trump is a comedian instead of a right wing politican would go crazy
Nah bruh, the comedy would never hit the same without the context of legitimate politics
he's pretty much both, his comedy is intentional most of the time and a part of his appeal among those who like him
He's already a clown.
Then an alternate universe to that alternate universe where the comedian Trump is a right wing politician
he's not actually that much more funny than the average person at all, it's just funny how much of a moron he is. comedians need quite a lot of self awareness which he lacks, he is the joke rather than being a jokester
You missed the best one, where he asks “where’s my gays for Trump?” And a guy in the crowd goes RIGHT HERE! And Trump goes, “nah you don’t look gay”.
more episodes coming
😂😂😂😂
Lmao is there a link to a video for that?
Quotes which made each candidate win:
Obama: Yes we can
Biden: Will you shut up man
Trump: In Springfield, they're eating the doooogs.
America really is evolving backwards
He lost Hawaii lol so yeah it didn't win him at all
@@watcheronly71Hawaii is a bunch of stupid hippies that’s why
@@realPikachu1p u right I’m trolling with Trumps foreign policy or his stance on immigration right? U dont know what its like to live in a sanctuary city. T up g
@@theon103 You must be one of the poorly educated! 🤣
i hate how entertaining this guy is
I love how entertaining he is, in some alternate universe he's a comedian
truer words have never been spoken dr gregory house
@@swaggyfelix7243
HUH?
Agreed Dr Gregory House
same pretty annoying
0:28 The pan to Kim Jong Un right after he says that just makes this feel like a clip from The Office.
Also with the zoom in afterwards 😂
@NeptuniaMorgan The clip right after that even feels like when one of the characters just sits and talks to the camera. Comedy writes itself.
lmfao
Only the 5th comment talking about this
Seriously 😭😭😭
"The late great Hannibal Lecter, he's a wonderful man" 💀
"he often times would have a friend for dinner" bruh
That’s like one of the strangest to me like why the hell was he genuinely talking like he knew Hannibal Lecter personally?? Why does he refer to him as late??? He makes the dinner reference so he knows he’s a cannibal serial killer but still calls him great??? It’s so confusing like is it just a weird joke he’s doing?
Nah but tbh it was actually funny when he said "he often times would have a friend for dinner"
@@Finamajig He thinks asylum seekers are the same thing as mental asylum patients which he then connects to Hannibal Lecter as a joke
@@rexflamingo1037 i hate trump so much but that line is a banger
I feel him on the lights one. Bright lights suck
But did he need to start a chant after the lights were turned off?
POV: You’re driving in NYC at night time and got flashbanged by high beams for the 100th time
@@turbkeysamdwich1880no? Was it funny though? Absolutely
@@turbkeysamdwich1880reminded me of the recurring character on parks and rec who would start a chant at every town hall meeting.
@@ClassyAssassin0 I haven’t seen parks and rec, but the fact that trump is comparable to a joke character from the show tells you everything you need to know about him.
'This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water' - Donald J. Trump
i have never laughed harder in my life lo.. sorry maybe i have a few times, but this still funny af
1:26 "I love the poorly educated" lmao
“out of context” definitely fits that moment the most
What I came to the comments to say😂 of course he would say that😭
and the cheering that follows lmao
3:28 has to be my favorite
I thought my mom took that spot
"The Hurricane is....wet, it's super wet let me tell ya"
It's like a bushism
the one after isn't bad 😂
@@crookeddy I'm still waiting for the day man and fish can live together in harmony and peace
I have some of the best quotes! Many people say my quotes are some of the best they have ever ever heard
The people said it! not me! the true patriots of america said my quotes are the best!
I have millions of quotes, they’re all fantastic, each one better than the last. The true patriots of our great country, the greatest country of all time, have said that my quotes are the best in the nation’s history. The greatest of all time. The people of this country said it, it’s true. They said it, not me.
I read some of my quotes and I said “wow what great quotes.”
i have lots of quotes too
Just like the “TURN OFF THR LIGHTS” chant 😂😂
4:11 ngl this the realest thing he’s ever said
Great to see you, I watched a lot of your videos!! Hilarious content
Yooooo it's LDD
He really does say some truthful things sometimes. I would almost argue he’d gain votes from shooting someone in an alley, because podcasters would find a way to propagate it as something “manly” and “tough”
Bro isn’t that what Homelander basically did 😂
LESS DOUG?? 😳🔥
You've gotta turn this into a series man.
Thinking about it lol, at least until i run out of quotes. Didn't expect this much of a response
@@marktastic-tv the quotes will keep on coming until the day he dies. Which of course, some people are trying to expedite that process.
We are about to get plenty more.
@@marktastic-tvyou forgot “puerto Rico is an island, surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.”
“One of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water” 😭😭😭
W pfp
0:12 Funniest thing I've heard all day
A classic to be sure. Feels like a whole different world back when people didnt even think he’d win the nomination
Kanye didn't write MBDTF for this...
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS🗣🗣🗣🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
AWFFF
He is so right
Nicky jam “she is hot” 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
As a latin american that one HURT. 😂
Thats crazy
0:27 is like a scene from the Office
1:14 When you have one black friend.
3:20
1:53 is INSANE, WHAT 💀
Talking about golf, points are called strokes
@Itsorloff Mmm-hmm, sure 😏
PAWsible exception
2:12 ngl this is foreign relations in a nutshell
I love this clip, so much lighthearted respect and a little silly as well lol
3:05 melania looks so concerned lol
Then she remembered she had to play her role
The little smile Trump makes after he says Puertoooo is hilarious
First she like "uhhhhhh are you sure-"
Then noticed the reaction and went "yeah it's alright"
This could be a lie but I heard she wasn't gonna live in the white house with him. If that's true I honestly feel bad for her
the dead inside smile she gives makes me genuinely sad lol
I'm sorry, but the late great Hannibal Lecter bit is legitimately and sincerely one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I listened to it like twelve times and just couldn't imagine someone describing the Silence of the Lamb's in a funnier way.
Such a great bisexual icon
REEEAAAAAAAAL 😂😂
I’ll kiss every guy man and woman
I’ll kiss every guy… UHH AND WOMAN
Not great - fabulous. Fabulous bisexual icon!
His favorite song is YMCA. all I’m sayin 😏
00:38 i was waiting for the “he died like a dog”. 😂😂😂
yeah my dumbass clipped it too soon lmao
“She happened to turn…blaackk…” 💀💀😂😂
@@RippedLipsBassFishing yeah
So everyone’s handsome and thin and the camera pans to Kim Jon un lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:20 with the tilted sign is comedic irony
why is no one talking about 2:17 💀 We have to win or they’ll change the name lmaooo
keyboardvania
Transylvania
@@anti-mate407Okay, if that's what he said, that's actually funny.
@@AlessandraHudson i dont think thats what he said but yea it would be funny lmao
Megalovania
1:06 OG Brainrot
Bing bing bong bong
BLING BANG BANG BORN
Crazy Frog
The good old days. Very nostalgic.
"BING BANG BONG BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!"
- The Juicer Warlord
0:33 The Office level comedy
Dead serious it is
We live in a simulation
3:05 the way Melania looks at him 😂 prob thinking "wtf, is he serious?"
I cried 😂😂😂
Is it weird I’m so used to “They’re eating the dogs” as a song that I was really caught off guard when no music started playing?
No because same. I like the rap one 😂
Yeah and “I love the poorly educated” at the start of can’t save you now by pennywise, I didn’t even realise that was trump
“Y’know Nicky Jam, she’s hot”
*Random guy comes up to the stage*
😂😂😂😂😂
He was cooking at 4:34 though
He was always cooking
"Nice, and handsome, and thin "
*camera pans over to Kim*
Kim: 👁👄👁
Him wishing Harris a happy birthday is I think the only time I’ve ever seen him seem legitimately respectful and kind towards a political rival. Actually, his enemies seem to fall on a scale from "friends he has to oppose to survive politically" (Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping, Bill Clinton), "people he respects or likes who are against him" (Harris, Romney, to a lesser extent Biden), "people he legitimately dislikes or wants ruined" (Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Nikki Haley), and finally, "people he fucking despises and wants killed" (Liz Cheney, John McCain, Mike Pence, Gretchen Whitmer).
Him receiving the news about RBG also lol
0:35 LOOK AT THE INNOCENT FACE MAN 😂😂
"I love the pooly educated" is CRAZYYY out of context
P.S. the crazy thing is he implied it with context. Literally Anti-intellectualism
It's crazier IN context
Of course he loves them. That’s how he won the election
Nope, nothing is out of context. He said what he said.
What's sad is it's not even out of context
It literally doesn't matter what context it is, he's a sick man
"out of context"
My brother in Christ I don't think there is any context most of the time
context doesn't help trump😭
@@slurples149 its rare case when most of the time context make it worse
Trump looked more scared of the bird than he did of being shot 😂
3:00 Melania’s reaction oh my god
She’s so hot bruh
She's thinking "Is he having a stroke"
You might think these sound better in context, they don't. They really don't.
4:11 the most true thing he has ever said.
Yeah he knows there's a cult of personality
Yup
His dead-pan deliveries and dry humor go harder than all the comics in human history combined
Comedians are almost always in on the joke
“I’ve done the most for the black community, with a possible exception of Abraham Lincoln” is beyond unihinged. his ego is crazy but that’s what makes him such an interesting case.
I'd love if this interesting case was just a person people could make weird youtube videos about instead of the president of the most powerful nation on earth, who was just recently granted complete immunity for any of his actions
@@secondeye1574 It's a reflection of American Society. People like him because so many think and speak like him.
I think a lot of what he says is with irony and humour, including this. I’m not a fan but it’s pretty clear to see that he’s smart enough to know when something sounds silly just as well as we do. That’s why he says it.
@@perry5509 Then why is it consistent with his overall personality? Also "He says it to get a reaction" isn't really a good nuanced explanation of anything. That's the same thing children do, it doesn't mean they understand all the intricacies of why they got the attention, it just means they know the reaction is positive for them so they keep doing it.
@@perry5509Why would someone make a joke like that though?
Wettest hurricane from the standpoint of water is the funniest thing I have ever heard
DEY'RE EADING THE DAAWGS
DEY’RE EADING ZE CATS
DEY’RE EADING ZE PÊTS
You left out "I have the concepts of a plan" lmao
4 more years of free content for millions
0:27 yo who's the cameraman bro just insulted a dictator on an emotional level
The way Kim did a double take.. "this mf did NOT just say thin.."
Harris right now: “Fuck, I really wanted to change the name of Pennsylvania.”
0:45 is the funniest by far
😭 it hurts
That Hannibal lecter line was hilarious
0:12 my autistic ass when someone turns the overhead lights on
😂Same
That camera pan to Kim Jong Un was straight up a scene out of the office 😂
I love how he sounds *more* outraged at Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford than he is about Ghostbusters with only women
Maybe we all wake up years later and realise Trump was an SNL skit all along
Can't wait for Season 2 of Donald Trump.
Whether you voted for him or not, I can’t believe we get to be entertained like this for 4 more years tbh 😂
Agree
Man, the memes in the next 4 years will be incredible. Can't wait for that compilation.
dude welcome to 2017 2.0 lmao
The economy will be ruined and all countries around will be afraid but hey, at least we got memes
bro really said "with the POSSIBLE exception of Abraham Lincoln" how is this man president again
@@Flesh-Automaton
The only thing economists know how to do is enrich the 1%. None of the policies they advocate are to the benefit of normal people, it's all about the mighty GDP and international corporations. I say F 'em.
Him being the first president in decades to not have wars and put tariffs on other countries is a good reason why, along with people not supporting the left woke religion of gender confirmation, censorship and open borders
Trump is the best!
Americans are hilarous man
Fr idk why no one is talking about that comment because NO WAY he said that 😭
One of the wettest we’ve seen in terms of water
The fact that people still voted for him after the first quote 💀
the balls on this man are crazy imagine trolling kim jong un straight to his face
The cameraman is NOT surviving the Kim one
Don't worry folks, often times there's no appending context which makes his words more meaningful.
Why Kim Jong Un always seem so confused 😭😭
bing bing bong bong bing
2:26 that's a Michael Scott quote
The Indiana Jones clip is so crazy because
a) it’s just wrong
b) Harrison Ford hates Trump lmao
Even with context these are crazy...
3:20 “My African American” 💀💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂
I feel like him straight up saying the n word would sound less racist than "My African American"
African Americans in Paris
"One of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water" 💀
I think the quotes are insane even in context with Trump it hardly matters
help can someone point me to the clip where he says "cheesecake factory, we love that place don't we. One of the best factories"
THEY'RE- THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS
THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS-THEY'RE EATING THE CATS!!!
The eating the pets of the people that live there 🎶
The last one like “four female ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over! I’M AN ADULT VIRGIN”
3:20 slaveowners in the 1700s when they catch their slave smiling at their joke in front of guests but it was lowkey a great joke
3:06 pueto rico PUE-TO RICO as a Spanish the pronunciation is both hilarious and hurtful lmao love it
He tried lol
@@ENGLISHMURPHYhe ate the r, maybe he was hungry xD
It’s hilarious cause the context hardly changes it lolllll
0:12 me when I'm overstimulated
with the exception, possible exception of abraham lincoln is INSANE
"An island surrounded by water... BIG water, ocean water"
Why did he drink from the water bottle like that tho 😂
3:35 We need the timeline where Trump comes out as gay, yes please
You’re in that timeline right now
“It’s fun to stay at the YMCA”
He was trying to there, he was testing to see how the crowd would react to the news.
"in Springfield..." My immediate thought was The Simpsons
more for the blacks than abraham lincoln? naaaaaahh
The "possible" exception of Abraham Lincoln 😂😂 cracks me up every time..
THEY’RE REMAKING INDIANA JONES WITHOUT HARRISON FORD ‼️ YOU CAN’T DO THAT 🗣️