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  • Опубликовано: 18 мар 2024
  • In an age of light, a darkness rises.
    On June 4, don’t miss the two-episode premiere of #TheAcolyte, a Star Wars Original series, only on Disney+.
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Комментарии • 61 тыс.

  • @Hooper-DrivesTheBoat
    @Hooper-DrivesTheBoat Месяц назад +29834

    "Someone is killing Jedi"
    It's Disney

    • @ChazHQ
      @ChazHQ Месяц назад +90

      Nah nostalgia is killing them

    • @mikeschaeffer7262
      @mikeschaeffer7262 Месяц назад +80

      Lol

    • @kevinthecleric
      @kevinthecleric Месяц назад +464

      Definitely Disney

    • @kevinthecleric
      @kevinthecleric Месяц назад +340

      ​@@ChazHQ you are right, the nostalgia is quickly dying. Kids don't care about it, and adults with enough integrity are REALLY over it

    • @Njordin2010
      @Njordin2010 Месяц назад +118

      ​@@ChazHQfrom somebody with that name 😂 trailer is the most disliked in history on every channel and site.

  • @philldr8
    @philldr8 Месяц назад +9089

    “Close your eyes, what do you see?”
    “Disney didn’t watch that South Park episode”

    • @natealvarado301
      @natealvarado301 Месяц назад +31

      @@HolsovanUltimate”we caught the big one!! 🎣🎣🎣”

    • @colorin81colorado
      @colorin81colorado Месяц назад +35

      Hahahahaha, good, good... I see not all have turned to the Dark side yet!

    • @OnideusMadHatter
      @OnideusMadHatter Месяц назад

      I see cost cutting corporate Communist cancer eating its way through our culture and currency.

    • @dexlab7794
      @dexlab7794 Месяц назад +108

      Starwars has literally always had woman and people of color my guy. It's bad because the writing and cinematography is lazy.

    • @nothingness863
      @nothingness863 Месяц назад +174

      @@dexlab7794 it's not lazy, it's ideology driven

  • @jocopowell
    @jocopowell 9 дней назад +496

    For those who cannot see dislikes, this trailer is at 680k.

    • @ceasarsaran8573
      @ceasarsaran8573 9 дней назад +23

      Thank you. Keep us updated! 1 million downvotes lets go!

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 9 дней назад +9

      Thank you for the update. The fact that Lucasfilm is being forced to Remove the dislikes and erase any negative comments on this trailer in the FIRST place is a win for all true Star Wars Fans! IF they were that all powerful, IF they were winning this woke war, they wouldn't even bother - their apathy would be the proof of their victory. Simple fact of the matter is, DIEsney & Lucasfilm are waging a war to reshape reality and human nature - and those things are far more powerful than DEIsney. DEIsney is spitting into the wind, and the wind is endless. The wind is with us. Never fear.” 🤫😀

    • @stepfalcon
      @stepfalcon 9 дней назад +5

      you know its fake number?

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 9 дней назад +28

      @@stepfalcon You keep telling yourself that!

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 9 дней назад +18

      @@stepfalcon you know the upvotes are fake 😒 right?

  • @TS-rb4vo
    @TS-rb4vo 12 дней назад +716

    Current count:
    Likes: 190k
    Dislikes: 677k

    • @ilancheliyanajithkumar8934
      @ilancheliyanajithkumar8934 11 дней назад +6

      Thank you 🙏

    • @brandonjew1397
      @brandonjew1397 11 дней назад +44

      Me adding another dislike: "I'm doing my part!"

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 10 дней назад +16

      @@brandonjew1397
      Service guarantees citizenship

    • @George_Safari
      @George_Safari 9 дней назад +10

      ​@@brandonjew1397Part of the crew, part of the ship

    • @stepfalcon
      @stepfalcon 9 дней назад +4

      You know its not real number of dislikes?

  • @eguivalente
    @eguivalente Месяц назад +36263

    0:33 - "Close your eyes"
    Alien: "I can't"

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar Месяц назад +2250

      "Wait, you guys have eyes?"

    • @superkornfreak1
      @superkornfreak1 Месяц назад +504

      😂😂😂

    • @Evilkuroful
      @Evilkuroful Месяц назад +882

      lmao i just fell out of my chair laughing

    • @lufuxi7923
      @lufuxi7923 Месяц назад +409

      underrated comment, made me laugh😂

    • @JellyNightSquid94
      @JellyNightSquid94 Месяц назад +168

      GavinBlake23 Batman: Than I'll have to close them for you. (Intense beatdown). Goodnight.

  • @franks.6134
    @franks.6134 Месяц назад +7003

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "I see the dislikes disabled."

    • @Perjoss
      @Perjoss Месяц назад +203

      Use The Force Luke (chrome addons)

    • @StarWarsPublishingNews
      @StarWarsPublishingNews Месяц назад +27

      And they still got ignored 😂 This show already got renewed for a second season 😁

    • @wesbrannick8269
      @wesbrannick8269 Месяц назад +64

      ​@StarWarsPublishingNews good, as a Gundam fan I'm greatly enjoying Star Wars lose money while Disney is having a shareholder proxy war. The DEI money is going to run out eventually.

    • @savvy.shane.1
      @savvy.shane.1 Месяц назад +71

      It is obvious they got bots and/or paying people to come in here and say something positive about. This looks like a total train wreck.

    • @Ellis_Hugh
      @Ellis_Hugh Месяц назад +50

      158K Likes right now, 299K Dislikes.

  • @Joe_Biden915
    @Joe_Biden915 13 дней назад +276

    "There is no good or evil, there is only power." - Lord Voldemort

    • @groguthelord897
      @groguthelord897 12 дней назад +9

      AnD ThOsE, wHo aRe aLlOwEd tO UsE It.

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 11 дней назад

      @@groguthelord897 "There has to be no white men in Star Wars" I have ultimate power! Kathleen Kennedy! The Force is Female

    • @justingary5322
      @justingary5322 11 дней назад

      Awesome 😎

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 11 дней назад +1

      ​@@justingary5322My comment you liked as been deleted by the channel because I bad mouthed KK. Yet people don't believe Lucasfilm would do this?😮

    • @Ethan-wr2os
      @Ethan-wr2os 10 дней назад +2

      ​@@garyclayton1026 I feel you, soooo many of my comments on YT just up and vanish now. Free speech is being eroded away bit by bit

  • @647410
    @647410 8 дней назад +116

    Enter Darth Jar Jar. “Yousa in big doo doo now, jedis”

    • @mrmike78
      @mrmike78 8 дней назад +18

      You are over-qualified for a Disney screen writer😂

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 8 дней назад +14

      Compared to this trailer that sounds super interesting.😂

    • @annika3265
      @annika3265 6 дней назад +6

      If they gave us Darth Jar Jar all would be forgiven.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 5 дней назад +7

      If they bring us Jar Jar back, that would be better!

    • @drewtwon7374
      @drewtwon7374 4 дня назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Leprechaunproduction
    @Leprechaunproduction Месяц назад +10580

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "The Uruks turn northeast! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"

    • @lenaeospeixinhos
      @lenaeospeixinhos Месяц назад +173

      What did you say?

    • @adams2548
      @adams2548 Месяц назад +213

      A balrog of Morgoth

    • @emperorpalps1076
      @emperorpalps1076 Месяц назад +209

      ....GARD GARD GARD GA-GA-GA DAAAA DADA DAAAA DADA DAAAA

    • @fatarsemonkey
      @fatarsemonkey Месяц назад +50

      Did you close your elf eyes?

    • @JamesDevine
      @JamesDevine Месяц назад +126

      Tell me where is Gandalf for I desire much to speak with him, tell me where is Gandalf for I desire much to speak with him.

  • @Greytruth2
    @Greytruth2 Месяц назад +8901

    "Close your eyes. What do you see?"
    "I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore. I've won the House Cup."

    • @NasXShady
      @NasXShady Месяц назад +50

      😂

    • @dmacbta
      @dmacbta Месяц назад +161

      The Boy lies *hiss

    • @finsfan90
      @finsfan90 Месяц назад +117

      This comment alone is better than all of Disneys, Star Wars fanfiction.

    • @teddnaing6851
      @teddnaing6851 Месяц назад +10

      "I see waterm..."

    • @Beltzer0072
      @Beltzer0072 Месяц назад +60

      ​@@dmacbtaTELL THE TRUTH!! WHAT DO YOU SEE!!??

  • @jarvisholytaylor
    @jarvisholytaylor 15 дней назад +209

    “Close your eyes what do you see?”
    That South Park episode.

    • @jamesparkin9267
      @jamesparkin9267 15 дней назад +3

      I see a dork doesn't know that SP was mocking *him* Fightclub Effect, ftw !

    • @LudwigPaiste28
      @LudwigPaiste28 15 дней назад +5

      @@jamesparkin9267 dweeb doesn’t realize South Park had always made fun of everyone

    • @transformerstuff7029
      @transformerstuff7029 15 дней назад +14

      @@jamesparkin9267 you slow or something?

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 15 дней назад +1

      ​@jamesparkin9267 🥱😴

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 15 дней назад +1

      @@jamesparkin9267 James you are not superior to anyone on this platform! You have appointed yourself as joint defender of Lucasfilm and this channel & believe you are the Etiquette King? You have been trolling through the comments for many days now trying to squash other Star Wars fans if they do not ask questions with your perceived correctness of style, punctuation, grammar, etc. Other commentators have tried to engage with you and be polite to you but you just throw toxicity right back. Your many previous tirades prove my point. Your historic response to anyone that challenges you is to go off on a tirade. You are a disgrace to any open forum. I have seen time and again when your intelligence level was challenged that you resort to name calling and abuse. If anything happens to be outside your comfort zone, you rule it to be trivial. Try and practice watch you claim to preach! Show some decency to your fellow You tubers or is that too much to ask?

  • @Djordje_Jovanovic
    @Djordje_Jovanovic 2 дня назад +32

    "Close you eyes, what do you see?"
    "687+ thousand dislikes."

  • @lightjedi777
    @lightjedi777 Месяц назад +1723

    "What do you see?"
    Disney not caring about our feedback.

    • @jamesparkin9267
      @jamesparkin9267 Месяц назад +13

      Disney is being very smart 👍🏻

    • @LudwigPaiste28
      @LudwigPaiste28 Месяц назад +92

      @@jamesparkin9267 nothing says smart, like alienating a decades old audience with disposable income

    • @gooner3681
      @gooner3681 Месяц назад +45

      @@LudwigPaiste28Alienating = having non white and female characters

    • @Supiragon1998
      @Supiragon1998 Месяц назад +13

      ​@@gooner3681 Those characters almost always have bad stories to them nowadays, to the point that it's correct to treat them a signifier of bad quality most of the time.

    • @georgejones5019
      @georgejones5019 Месяц назад

      @@gooner3681 Yeah, why appeal to your core audience when you can chase the mythical modern audience that has led to 13 box office flops in the last year? We're still not getting major Star Wars movies in the theaters. Winning strategy.

  • @tamphex
    @tamphex Месяц назад +2602

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "A million voices screaming out for refunds"

    • @devm2971
      @devm2971 Месяц назад +22

      😂😂😂

    • @jamesward-parrish2309
      @jamesward-parrish2309 Месяц назад +18

      I bet you can't even explain what it is you don't like.

    • @metbossou1719
      @metbossou1719 Месяц назад

      Very simple. This franchise was made for a specific demographic. That franchise has been literally highjacked to now cater to a different demographic, ie women and all the wokeness you can imagine. Couple that with bad storytelling, you have a disaster in the making. And before you say that it is toxic fans that are causing this type of garbage to fail, did you ever ask yourself why women and the entire woke cabal is either not watching the streams or filling up the theaters? @@jamesward-parrish2309

    • @Falcon-Actual
      @Falcon-Actual Месяц назад +3

      meaning?

    • @eo7136
      @eo7136 Месяц назад +5

      😁😄😅😂🤣💀

  • @Thannazzar
    @Thannazzar 9 дней назад +172

    Star Wars began with `a New Hope' and ended with `we lost Hope' with disneys management.

    • @jamesparkin9267
      @jamesparkin9267 9 дней назад +2

      Cry more 😂

    • @LudwigPaiste28
      @LudwigPaiste28 9 дней назад +11

      @@jamesparkin9267 Cope that your activism is useless.

    • @Thannazzar
      @Thannazzar 8 дней назад +9

      @@jamesparkin9267 the only emotion current Star Wars evokes is Apathy, as reflected in Disneys financials, merchandise purchases and viewing figures.

    • @fredintexas8561
      @fredintexas8561 7 дней назад +1

      Sounds like the US gov. too. No hope

    • @Me-wx1mt
      @Me-wx1mt 5 дней назад

      wait why is everybody hating on this trailer

  • @wstml555
    @wstml555 4 дня назад +14

    To put the amount of dislikes of this trailer in perspective, the Acolyte trailer stands at 686 thousand (and counting, who knows what it will be at when this is finally released) the Marvels trailer has 379 thousand dislikes. whch just shows, as much as people dislike the direction th MCU is headed, people dispise modern Disney Star Wars even more.
    Also to put things in perspective a Deadpool 3 trailer just came out and it already has 1 million likes (over 800 thousand more than this) and only 7.9 thousand dislikes. If everyone that disliked the Acolytes trailer hated Disney they would have gone to the Deadpool 3 trailer and disliked that as well yet they havent.

    • @ceasarsaran8573
      @ceasarsaran8573 4 дня назад +1

      Let's see how badly Disney ruins Deadpool. Reynolds already seems to be having difficulty keeping them on message... or rather off THE message I should say. Im cautiously optimistic. But I agree with what you say.

  • @DanteKobayashi_
    @DanteKobayashi_ Месяц назад +4744

    “Close your eyes, what do you see?”
    “…a comment section full of memes from this very scene”

    • @danielb9427
      @danielb9427 Месяц назад +13

      I see darkness

    • @Nerdiness1985
      @Nerdiness1985 Месяц назад +110

      I see more girl-bosses. And endless cascade of girl-bosses. And hipsters.

    • @tobitai_rin
      @tobitai_rin Месяц назад +6

      I can see the darkness! It's like my future

    • @anthroparion
      @anthroparion Месяц назад +50

      A DEI policy where a script should be

    • @freedragon6405
      @freedragon6405 Месяц назад +4

      Lol

  • @ulyssesnewell431
    @ulyssesnewell431 Месяц назад +10080

    "Close your eyes, What do you see?"
    "I see todays sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends"

    • @sammy-zr7lg
      @sammy-zr7lg Месяц назад +64

      hahahah love this one xD laughed for a few minutes

    • @ulyssesnewell431
      @ulyssesnewell431 Месяц назад +41

      @sammy-zr7lg A bit of laughter everyday is good for you.

    • @jaytea1453
      @jaytea1453 Месяц назад +41

      "Close your eyes, What do you see?"
      Harvey Weinstein

    • @Snapper314
      @Snapper314 Месяц назад +34

      The people who made this have openly said that they do NOT respect George Lucas or what he created with Star Wars. But instead of creating their OWN Franchise, they're continuing to try and steal his! So yeah... I can believe Modern Women made this.

    • @StaceyIsles
      @StaceyIsles Месяц назад +9

      This needs to be a meme edit now

  • @rsobe
    @rsobe 4 дня назад +22

    There is no amount of damage control that can save this Wokelyte, unmitigated disaster.

    • @baptist8155
      @baptist8155 4 дня назад +11

      @@jamesparkin9267James can you come up with anything new?

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 4 дня назад +9

      Pay no attention to Jamesy Boy. He’s a Disney shill pretending to be a fan. He’s actually a frustrated they/them.

    • @baptist8155
      @baptist8155 3 дня назад +3

      @@robertotherabbit814jamie boy is carrying a protest sign on the Columbia Campus right now. james still doesn’t know what to identify as

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 3 дня назад +1

      @Lamespankin9267: RACIST! Once again you are calling another user a RACIST without any foundation! You falsely accusing another person of being racist, which is against the law in the U.K. You are obviously based in the USA but if you were based in the U.K you would be subject to legislation under the hate crime law for slander which is in place as an effective protective measure against spurious or unreasonable claims or assertions. Once again calling people racists even though they have said nothing which can be considered so is illegal in the U.K. The police and the CPS have agreed the following definition for identifying and flagging hate crimes: "Any criminal offence which is perceived by the victim or any other person, to be motivated by hostility or prejudice, based on a person's disability or perceived disability; race or perceived race; or religion or perceived religion; or sexual orientation or perceived sexual orientation or transgender identity or perceived transgender identity." There is no legal definition of hostility so we use the everyday understanding of the word which includes ill-will, spite, contempt, prejudice, unfriendliness, antagonism, resentment and dislike.

  • @1979cavsfan
    @1979cavsfan 11 дней назад +115

    "What do you see?"
    Blackrock's stock dropping like a rock while trying to keep Disney afloat.

    • @baptist8155
      @baptist8155 11 дней назад +5

      Blackrock has been involved in everything D E I and should be investigated for inside trading.

  • @Takeshi470
    @Takeshi470 Месяц назад +113

    Just imagine owning a huge franchise with a great legacy, with millions of fans around the world and doing everything to ruin it and gain fan hate. Well done Disney

    • @keizerFPS.
      @keizerFPS. Месяц назад +11

      It literally seems like they doing it on purpose by now

    • @ashookamanuela1901
      @ashookamanuela1901 Месяц назад +11

      please. Fans hate verything new. They despised the prequels and everything that gets made that isn't the original trilogy

    • @Takeshi470
      @Takeshi470 Месяц назад +6

      @@ashookamanuela1901 not true actually

    • @Rafael-Fernandes.
      @Rafael-Fernandes. Месяц назад +4

      ​@@ashookamanuela1901 I see a lot of people using the hate on the prequels as a scapegoat for what Disney has done to the franchise since it's acquisition.
      The prequels (wich i do prefer over the original trilogy) had it's issues and was far from perfect, but over time people started appreciating it more and in the end it was praised for complementing and enriching the universe stabilished by the original trilogy of Star Wars very well.
      And after almost 10 years the same can't be said for the "Disney era" Star Wars.

    • @Anonyomus_commenter
      @Anonyomus_commenter Месяц назад +1

      @@Rafael-Fernandes.It’s not been ten years. TROS came out in late 2019. It’s been ten years since it began- and opinion on TFA does seem to have lightened a bit tbf.

  • @trawlerkent9101
    @trawlerkent9101 Месяц назад +759

    "What do you see?"
    Hidden downvotes, but we all sense the ratio

    • @alexanderwatson1980
      @alexanderwatson1980 Месяц назад +30

      Return RUclips Dislike Add-on.
      You can see the glory for yourself.

    • @SM-oc4rc
      @SM-oc4rc Месяц назад +24

      It's at 82% downvoted rn 💀💀💀

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid Месяц назад +40

      Currently it's:
      170k 👍
      420k👎

    • @overdue4753
      @overdue4753 Месяц назад +1

      not downvotes redditard

    • @GlockamoleG17
      @GlockamoleG17 Месяц назад

      The swartz is strong in this one…

  • @emmawaters8380
    @emmawaters8380 14 дней назад +245

    Friendly reminder this is the real reason RUclips got rid of the dislikes bar. To protect slop like this.

    • @deceiver444
      @deceiver444 14 дней назад

      You can see the hidden dislikes thanx to a free browser extension called "return youtube dislike"

    • @gabrielst828
      @gabrielst828 13 дней назад +4

      Nice copy paste comment.

    • @riskyumbrella4874
      @riskyumbrella4874 13 дней назад +8

      literally whats wrong with it

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 13 дней назад +4

      If you don't like it, start your own video streaming service

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 12 дней назад +4

      @Phil-Bot-Ran won't be long before Disney+ is up for sale with the massive loss of revenue. Hopefully Elon Musk will buy it

  • @RNGvideoinator
    @RNGvideoinator 5 дней назад +19

    disney needs to get a paramount + subscription and watch south park: into the panderverse.

  • @ericede
    @ericede Месяц назад +1334

    The Acolyte, "It's not about good or evil. It's about power."
    George Lucas, "Star Wars is a saga of good vs evil."

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 Месяц назад +71

      Ikr. It’s like these people forgot about the concepts of the light side and the dark side 🤦‍♂️

    • @bathcat3759
      @bathcat3759 Месяц назад +3

      😂😂

    • @Ragnar452
      @Ragnar452 Месяц назад +54

      Its about power is something only a sith may say. It's funny they don't even understand the source material.

    • @NickSena
      @NickSena Месяц назад +11

      Why is everyone hating on this?

    • @Ragnar452
      @Ragnar452 Месяц назад +60

      @@NickSena Because it doesn't even hold a candle to the original movies. I have no idea how to phrase it differently. You can see the quality drop from one movie to the other. It's in the trash tier now.

  • @Joe_Pass
    @Joe_Pass Месяц назад +532

    “Close your eyes, what do you see?”
    “A ruined franchise”

    • @GeniusLad32
      @GeniusLad32 28 дней назад +1

      What do you think is wrong with this trailer?

    • @marcschweitzer
      @marcschweitzer 28 дней назад +2

      @@GeniusLad32
      What do you think is wrong with Disney?

    • @GeniusLad32
      @GeniusLad32 28 дней назад

      @@marcschweitzer What does my opinion of Disney have to do with the good trailer for a tv show made by Disney?

    • @screenname6829
      @screenname6829 27 дней назад +7

      ​@@GeniusLad32 literally everything

    • @mathewwright4129
      @mathewwright4129 19 дней назад

      @@screenname6829only a Sith deals in absolutes.

  • @archaio22
    @archaio22 2 дня назад +16

    “Close your eyes, what do you see?”
    An alien kid without eyelids front and center

  • @Zombieplayz
    @Zombieplayz 5 дней назад +50

    80% women, 10% Aliens, 8% Black men 2% white men (including the children)
    Perfectly ballanced acording to disneys perspective

    • @mrmike78
      @mrmike78 5 дней назад +5

      ​@@jamesparkin9267Citation needed

    • @ThisGuy7310
      @ThisGuy7310 5 дней назад +4

      ​@@jamesparkin9267Citation needed

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 5 дней назад +3

      @lamesspankin9267: Oh look! Another vile comment from @Lamespankin9267 has been removed by RUclips from this thread for breaking community guidelines! Check the post's? what is now missing? That's right your original hate speech comment!

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 5 дней назад +3

      I need a citation fix bad man, I’m jonesin’!

    • @HomewaveA
      @HomewaveA 3 дня назад

      @@daboz8753 More like 2% asian

  • @NORMIESAXON
    @NORMIESAXON Месяц назад +5049

    Close your eyes. What do you see?
    Chrome extension: "I see half a million dislikes"
    Edit: 594K as of 29/03/24

    • @smushycows2334
      @smushycows2334 Месяц назад +40

      which extension lets you see dislikes again? I haven't been able to see them for a long time

    • @zadumanzx
      @zadumanzx Месяц назад

      @@smushycows2334 just google show dislikes, Its almost half mill

    • @Finozzi96
      @Finozzi96 Месяц назад +139

      @@smushycows2334 its called "Return RUclips dislike"

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 Месяц назад +8

      ​@smushycows2334 what @Finozzi96 said

    • @alexanderwatson1980
      @alexanderwatson1980 Месяц назад

      @@user-ck9mu7zp9qLong Live the Fighters!

  • @markbowman5515
    @markbowman5515 Месяц назад +1596

    The alien that couldn't close it's eyes when they said "close your eyes" is non-inclussive

    • @FREEEDDOOMM
      @FREEEDDOOMM Месяц назад +117

      We need to start a campaign to bring this bigotry into the light😂

    • @trawlerkent9101
      @trawlerkent9101 Месяц назад +46

      Shiver me triggers!

    • @MarshallVR1911
      @MarshallVR1911 Месяц назад +15

      SUE THEM

    • @wesrm1
      @wesrm1 Месяц назад +29

      This! I’m glad it wasn’t just me who noticed this. It was an able-ist scene but so many did not notice underlining the fact that we still have a lot of work to do.

    • @eglantinepapeau1582
      @eglantinepapeau1582 Месяц назад

      he needs to be sent in a re-education camp asap to receive his DEI programm...I mean training .

  • @davidf1985
    @davidf1985 6 дней назад +43

    Everybody was kung fu fighting. Jackie Chan meets Jar Jar Binks.

  • @irubberyouglueonethousand5384
    @irubberyouglueonethousand5384 Месяц назад +840

    Fans since 2004 : “How about Keanu Reeves as Revan?”
    Disney 20 years later : “We’ll give you Carrie Ann Moss as someone you’ve never heard of before”

    • @9mmsleepingpill851
      @9mmsleepingpill851 Месяц назад +43

      They met nobody half-way and just gave them Matrix Neo style fight scenes.

    • @PT-hk6jl
      @PT-hk6jl Месяц назад +19

      it would be great when the star wars licenses go to someone who actually likes star wars and dont see it as an infinty cash cow

    • @youareverywrong
      @youareverywrong Месяц назад +24

      NO THANK YOU, WE DON'T WANT DISNEY NEAR KOTOR OR KEANU

    • @MsWergo
      @MsWergo Месяц назад +14

      @@youareverywrongso true. Keanu doesn't need to descend to the level of modern Star Wars.

    • @Norse
      @Norse Месяц назад

      @@MsWergothey're vapid children's movies and you are cringe

  • @treyhelms5282
    @treyhelms5282 Месяц назад +988

    Jedi Master: "Close your eyes, what do you see"
    Student: "A franchise going down in flames."

    • @oscarnieves3
      @oscarnieves3 Месяц назад +16

      Exactly 💯💯💯💯

    • @Zippo1st
      @Zippo1st Месяц назад +10

      Since 2013

    • @ArkonBlade
      @ArkonBlade Месяц назад +6

      to late for that

    • @manuelcuesta4789
      @manuelcuesta4789 Месяц назад +4

      Bruh, its like someone is trynna light fire to a pile of ashes

    • @howard7073
      @howard7073 Месяц назад +1

      It’s already chalked

  • @karl-heinzeinsiedler5155
    @karl-heinzeinsiedler5155 13 дней назад +56

    I am always thrilled when disney releases a new trailer. The comments are pure gold.

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 13 дней назад +5

      I know right? 😂

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 13 дней назад

      @@daboz8753 Until Disney delete them! 🤫

    • @willfilmon182
      @willfilmon182 11 дней назад +2

      The comments are way more entertaining than the trailer

    • @GrambertMoore
      @GrambertMoore 11 дней назад +2

      Y’all don’t know what to hate about the trailer

    • @chaotic-doxxer
      @chaotic-doxxer 10 дней назад +4

      @@GrambertMooreexactly people are just following the trend of hating to hate and it’s annoying

  • @user-xg5ci4dq8m
    @user-xg5ci4dq8m Месяц назад +2674

    "Close your eyes. What do you see?"
    "THE MESSAGE"

    • @dillonmohler1836
      @dillonmohler1836 Месяц назад +297

      I read that in the Critical Drinkers voice.

    • @teddnaing6851
      @teddnaing6851 Месяц назад +151

      Critical drinker taking over...

    • @ZakonWith
      @ZakonWith Месяц назад +47

      @@dillonmohler1836 amen

    • @darthspliffius7772
      @darthspliffius7772 Месяц назад +135

      go away now

    • @Jinkle
      @Jinkle Месяц назад +19

      @@dillonmohler1836Same 😂

  • @StatusPotential
    @StatusPotential Месяц назад +973

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    “He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.”

    • @rmw9420
      @rmw9420 Месяц назад +22

      STOP. i'd take a morbin time over this quote lmao

    • @lance134679
      @lance134679 Месяц назад +16

      "What do you see?" "Every Disney/Sony/WB trailer will have this comment from now on." 👍

    • @DosonTheGreat
      @DosonTheGreat Месяц назад +4

      I see the red salute.

    • @Abbath2Blashyrk
      @Abbath2Blashyrk Месяц назад +3

      Hahahaha! Great!

    • @niaherron4430
      @niaherron4430 Месяц назад +5

      lol I can't read this with a straight face 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dj_jx
    @dj_jx 15 дней назад +74

    670k - Congratz Disney ! you hit the all-time record.

    • @XgoodbyeX
      @XgoodbyeX 15 дней назад +8

      Well the little mermaid live action trailer has like 2 million dislikes lol

    • @groguthelord897
      @groguthelord897 12 дней назад

      We could make it to a million if we had a talented hacker.

    • @GrambertMoore
      @GrambertMoore 11 дней назад

      @@XgoodbyeX probably because of there’s a black woman

    • @lukeherbst7931
      @lukeherbst7931 10 дней назад

      ​@@groguthelord897that kind of thinking just gives companies free ammunition

    • @asdasdasd-gx7zs
      @asdasdasd-gx7zs 9 дней назад

      It's calculated. I estimate the actual number to be about 2 times less

  • @Beak0n
    @Beak0n 4 дня назад +16

    Time to go back to Legends

    • @SolurVoludun
      @SolurVoludun 4 дня назад +3

      Legends is and will always be the only legitimate canon, hell yeah!

  • @thiagovinicius6150
    @thiagovinicius6150 Месяц назад +779

    182k likes, 574k Dislike . It's just Disney being Disney

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Месяц назад +21

      Disney doing Disney things

    • @cargueone1971
      @cargueone1971 Месяц назад +21

      They just turned off the dislike counter.

    • @ostentatiousyank
      @ostentatiousyank Месяц назад

      @@cargueone1971 You need an extension called "Return RUclips Dislike" first result on google. RUclips still has the info available in their API, it just doesn't display on the page without the extension.

    • @gkfkfidj
      @gkfkfidj Месяц назад +23

      And most of the likes are from bots that disney pays for xD

    • @Shakor77
      @Shakor77 Месяц назад +23

      It is quite fascinating to see a multi-billion dollar corporation to be destroyed, from inside, by activists

  • @bemimu
    @bemimu Месяц назад +784

    “Close your eyes, what do you see?”
    “I see this scene becoming a new meme template”

    • @Tarquin2718
      @Tarquin2718 28 дней назад +4

      Haha genius. Also why don't they do a little thing where the kid that cant close his eyes does a little headband over his eyes. It is so simple to make fans happy, but that kid exemplifies how toiletty SW is. They have no clue other than using SW as their woke message vehicle. Why would attack nerds with your woke nonsense when nerds were always inclusive and progressive.

    • @believeyoume-nj2mt
      @believeyoume-nj2mt 28 дней назад +6

      The "close your eyes" opener tells us all we need to know - that being "no straig*ht whi*te m*en/boys will be in this movie unless they are evil or dumb"

    • @JayJay-cm7ux
      @JayJay-cm7ux 14 дней назад +1

      Please make it so. I need to see that meme 😂

  • @nik271290
    @nik271290 3 дня назад +10

    Phil and James will be part of the disney star wars jedi council but they won't be granted the rank of a master.

  • @Fulcrum1313
    @Fulcrum1313 17 дней назад +179

    Boys we've finally done it, officially 666k dislikes, we executed order 66.

    • @The-clone-501
      @The-clone-501 13 дней назад +8

      It’s has been done my lord

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 12 дней назад

      Unfortunately, the channel operator removing the dislikes & using bots to up vote the likes! trying to hide the truth!

    • @groguthelord897
      @groguthelord897 12 дней назад +8

      Good soldiers follow orders.

    • @HeWillReturnJack
      @HeWillReturnJack 12 дней назад +7

      Good soldiers follow orders.

    • @dreavius1704
      @dreavius1704 11 дней назад +7

      Good soldiers follow orders.

  • @user-ve3ys4sq7n
    @user-ve3ys4sq7n Месяц назад +3968

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "I see a particular episode of South Park..."

    • @nicom5059
      @nicom5059 Месяц назад +146

      Put more chicks in it, make it more lame...

    • @garysmith9823
      @garysmith9823 Месяц назад +9

      Ha!

    • @PhantomFelix211164
      @PhantomFelix211164 Месяц назад +47

      You mean the episode where they make fun of losers like you that complain that everything is Kathleen Kennedy's fault? Great episode

    • @Wedge-Antilles
      @Wedge-Antilles Месяц назад +116

      @@PhantomFelix211164 They were making fun of Kathleen Kennedy and how she is a horrible boss almost as bad as Bob iger is.

    • @nikhilnewse3318
      @nikhilnewse3318 Месяц назад +1

      @@PhantomFelix211164 Anybody who doesn't lick the boots of big corporations like you is a loser?

  • @Endio_Star
    @Endio_Star Месяц назад +2010

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "I see over 257,000 dislikes"

    • @tzukishiro
      @tzukishiro Месяц назад +10

      on your comment maybe

    • @Laughy-Flaaffy
      @Laughy-Flaaffy Месяц назад

      I see over 257,000 genders and pronouns on this show

    • @Sokkatrades
      @Sokkatrades Месяц назад +36

      @@MajesticLGBT that’s not it this trailer is just underwhelming

    • @abhimanyunath2001
      @abhimanyunath2001 Месяц назад +2

      How are u seeing that... I can't... It's not showing dislike numbers

    • @mrbad3036
      @mrbad3036 Месяц назад +45

      269,000 now

  • @AJB2333
    @AJB2333 10 дней назад +35

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    Bots working overtime to fix the ratio

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 10 дней назад +2

      LoL "I need to pretend everyone is a bot"

    • @ceasarsaran8573
      @ceasarsaran8573 10 дней назад +8

      @@PhilBertran No one is saying everyone upvoting is a bot. But you'd be crazy to thin k they were all human, considering Disney has a lot to gain from making people think that Star Wars is still loved by fans. You dont think they will make sure there are upvotes?

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 10 дней назад +2

      ​@@ceasarsaran8573if they're buying upvotes why haven't they bought millions? Literally all that matters is the amount of time spent on RUclips.

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 День назад +1

      We need to destroy the droid control ship.

    • @DeepInsideZettaiRyouiki
      @DeepInsideZettaiRyouiki 9 часов назад

      @@PhilBertran You might be a bot yourself, why he need to pretend anything? 191000 likes vs 688000 dislikes, we are talking 1/3 ratio, that's enough to prove a point... if anything supporters could say bots do dislikes, but that's just absurd.

  • @QuarrellaDeVil
    @QuarrellaDeVil 12 дней назад +23

    0:45 Well, we've seen the Skywalker family, so now they're introducing the Moonwalker family.

    • @baptist8155
      @baptist8155 12 дней назад +10

      I wouldn’t be surprised if we hear Billie Jean thrown into this series somehow.

    • @baptist8155
      @baptist8155 12 дней назад +1

      @SW_DPLUScan’t wait to see your fake account get banned there james.

  • @minalaminala141
    @minalaminala141 Месяц назад +952

    “Close your eyes, what do you see?”
    "Hey, you. You're finally awake."

    • @ThisGuy7310
      @ThisGuy7310 Месяц назад +53

      "You were trying to cross the border. Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us"

    • @apocolex93
      @apocolex93 Месяц назад +15

      Nope. Still in the nightmare.

    • @infoidentity
      @infoidentity Месяц назад

      "and that horse thief over there"@@ThisGuy7310

    • @brevalentine
      @brevalentine Месяц назад +7

      SKYRIMMMMM

    • @StoicSurvivor99
      @StoicSurvivor99 29 дней назад

      Yeah they're woke, alright.

  • @sergiocrowe9848
    @sergiocrowe9848 24 дня назад +987

    Likes - 186K
    Dislikes - 638K

    • @jhonnydiamond
      @jhonnydiamond 24 дня назад +14

      How can I see the number of dislikes ?

    • @mang4260
      @mang4260 24 дня назад +1

      @@jhonnydiamond
      Many ways. For me, using Chrome browser, that's just a function you can select, a bit like "adblock".

    • @rhm3408
      @rhm3408 22 дня назад

      You need a browser plugin! ("Return RUclips dislike" for chrome p.ex.)

    • @MrDinek5
      @MrDinek5 22 дня назад +23

      @@jhonnydiamond Return RUclips Dislike

    • @deceiver444
      @deceiver444 21 день назад

      ​@@jhonnydiamondthere's a browser extension called "return youtube dislike". It's available for most browsers. Look it up.

  • @dragongamer5422
    @dragongamer5422 12 дней назад +31

    Nearly at 10 million views and only 190k likes lol

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 12 дней назад +11

      Not looking so great for Lucasfilm at the moment despite the channel operator removing the dislikes & using bots to up vote the likes! lol

    • @baptist8155
      @baptist8155 12 дней назад +8

      And the majority of those likes are bot and disney pr accounts.

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 3 дня назад +2

      10 million views of the trailer in a month & less than 2% are likes! @PhilButtram: "Cry harder" The facts are there for all to see! Probably half the views are Phildo & Lames logging on every hour ready to attack comments by comment every other true Star Wars Fans!

  • @HolgerLovesMusic
    @HolgerLovesMusic 7 дней назад +19

    April 20th
    Likes: 190.897
    Dislikes: 682.418
    (For those who do not have an app that shows you dislikes)

  • @andrewthorsten3809
    @andrewthorsten3809 Месяц назад +4008

    the part where Leslye Headland went "It's forcing time!" and then shoved a bunch of teen actresses into Harvey Weinstien's office was truly one of the Hollywood moments of our time.

    • @allen3567
      @allen3567 Месяц назад +283

      @@Norsehi Disney shill

    • @datguy3581
      @datguy3581 Месяц назад

      For anyone who actually cares, there is no evidence that Leslye Headland had any involvement in Weinstein's crimes or any knowledge of what is going on. Weinstein had a lot of people working for him in a lot of roles. It's unlikely that he mixed his criminal business with his production business too much.

    • @Norse
      @Norse Месяц назад

      @@allen3567hello bot1234. i don't watch star wars or disney content because my frontal lobe finished developing. please go back to criticaldrinker's comment section so you can get new material uploaded to your waterbrain

    • @antifurryfoundation55
      @antifurryfoundation55 Месяц назад +260

      @@NorseKathleen, get out of the comment section.

    • @shotgunpauley7352
      @shotgunpauley7352 Месяц назад +52

      I would watch that before this.

  • @rustlertime
    @rustlertime Месяц назад +1356

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Disney Plus The UnWise?

    • @LadyAmalthea0615
      @LadyAmalthea0615 Месяц назад +41

      Darth Disney

    • @sylviamontaez3889
      @sylviamontaez3889 Месяц назад +71

      it's not a story a Disney executive would tell you

    • @NMAforever
      @NMAforever Месяц назад +18

      I'd say "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kennedy the unwise"???
      Disney plus is... em, ok. The Star Wars content definitely IS NOT.

    • @jimmyfandago3211
      @jimmyfandago3211 Месяц назад +5

      NO

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 Месяц назад +12

      “It’s not a story a good producer would tell you.”

  • @juantony
    @juantony 2 дня назад +11

    I hope this is a wake up call for Disney, after the “show” is released.

  • @shaunellison6325
    @shaunellison6325 14 дней назад +83

    “Close your eyes, what do you see?”
    “Darth Kennedy force choking Star Wars”

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 13 дней назад +1

      In 2012 Disney paid $4 billion for Lucasfilm for ownership of the Star Wars and Indianna Jones Franchises. Kathleen Kennedy was appointed head of Lucasfilm! Lets look at her success?
      The Force Awakens (2015): Production Budget $446.6 million
      Box office Profit: $588.2 million
      Rogue One (2016): Production Budget $280.2 million
      Box Office Profit: $415 million
      The Last Jedi( 2017): Production Budget $362.6 million
      Box Office Profit: $417 million
      Solo (2018): Production Budget $330.4million
      Box office Loss: $73 million
      The Rise of Skywalker (2019): Production budget $503.6 million
      Box office Profit: $300 million
      Indiana Jones and the dial of destiny (2023): Production budget $294.7 million
      Box office Loss: $134.2 million
      Disney Total Profit to date: $1,513 Billion
      Disney still haven’t covered the cost of buying Lucasfilm in 12 years Loss of $2,487 Billion

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 3 дня назад +1

      "I remember Kathy came into the room with her steno pad and her pencil, and she was horrible at taking notes," Spielberg recalls. "She was terrible, and didn't know how to do it very well. But what she did know how to do was interrupt somebody in midsentence. We'd be pitching ideas back and forth, and Kathy - who was supposed to be writing these ideas down - suddenly put her pencil down and would say something like, 'And what if he didn't get the girl, but instead he got the dog?' "Steven Spielberg

  • @navolf
    @navolf Месяц назад +1127

    "Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt and destroy." - JRR Tolkien

    • @downwardsaerial2239
      @downwardsaerial2239 Месяц назад +16

      A woke and relevant comment

    • @DylanCar
      @DylanCar Месяц назад +4

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @lewisanderton8062
      @lewisanderton8062 Месяц назад

      Wrong franchise.

    • @EasyHunii
      @EasyHunii Месяц назад +22

      @@lewisanderton8062still True

    • @lewisanderton8062
      @lewisanderton8062 Месяц назад +3

      @@EasyHunii Yeah you're right, it is. On deeper thought, I think it's very applicable to Star Wars fans.

  • @The_Original_Archangel
    @The_Original_Archangel Месяц назад +790

    My favourite part is when Kenobi waves his hand and says
    "these aren't the Star Wars characters you're looking for"

    • @waffenwrapp62
      @waffenwrapp62 Месяц назад +15

      and then when he looks into the camera and says - you're no star wars fan in my mind. pure genius.

    • @LaraA55
      @LaraA55 Месяц назад +6

      👍😅

    • @ivancerecer5758
      @ivancerecer5758 29 дней назад +3

      Would you rather them ruining legacy characters like Luke or Boba Fett?

    • @LaraA55
      @LaraA55 29 дней назад +8

      @@ivancerecer5758 they are ruining the star wars brand in general 😔

    • @chadwpalm
      @chadwpalm 29 дней назад +4

      @@ivancerecer5758 They already did.

  • @mrmike78
    @mrmike78 2 дня назад +11

    When this is released my Alphabet friends can enjoy Star Wars for the first time.
    They've been waiting since 1977!
    👏👏👏

  • @timteller1400
    @timteller1400 15 дней назад +11

    “Close your eyes, what do you see?”
    "A guy swinging his hips to a sick beat"
    🎶Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you🎶

  • @Zac_Frost
    @Zac_Frost Месяц назад +971

    "Close your eyes. What do you see?"
    "Nothing, Mr. Weinstein."
    "That's right."

  • @putzthewondersloth
    @putzthewondersloth Месяц назад +1112

    "This isn't about good or bad. It's about power."
    Disney's new slogan.

    • @londonarbuckle8601
      @londonarbuckle8601 Месяц назад +19

      - Lord Voldemort

    • @princezion556
      @princezion556 28 дней назад

      nice catch! thats the real message, sucks to seeing all westen world governments destroying the world and then you turn to entertainment escape the horror of your country turning into a shiithole and its the same with your favorite franchise

    • @mathewwright4129
      @mathewwright4129 28 дней назад +7

      ...Unlimited power...

    • @thefoxcritic1
      @thefoxcritic1 27 дней назад

      HAHAHAHA

    • @TheBallinCollin96
      @TheBallinCollin96 27 дней назад +2

      That was a sith talking. Mfs not getting any context from the trailer bc wuhmuhn bad.

  • @mrmike78
    @mrmike78 18 дней назад +15

    Why do people always laugh at me when I cosplay as Rose Tico?😢
    I'm male,6ft 4 and black

  • @DaRougaroux1
    @DaRougaroux1 17 дней назад +146

    “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” -JRR Tolkien

    • @jamesparkin9267
      @jamesparkin9267 17 дней назад +6

      Ironic, since you're not using any new phrases of your own, just recycling Tolkien. 🤔

    • @DaRougaroux1
      @DaRougaroux1 17 дней назад +24

      @@jamesparkin9267 Why try to improve on a perfect statement.

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 17 дней назад +5

      @phil buttram ** @lame spankin9267 the majority of users do not agree with your opinions and your hate filled toxic personal comments & insults, towards other Star Wars fans. It doesn’t make you look tolerant or understanding of other user’s viewpoint. What is good or bad is subjective and your tactic is to silence opposing viewpoints will not work!

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 15 дней назад +1

      ​@@jamesparkin9267but Tolkien is cool

    • @koczan8464
      @koczan8464 15 дней назад +1

      ​@@garyclayton1026you're trying to silence him and didn't even notice the hypocrisy

  • @cody8217
    @cody8217 Месяц назад +1477

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "Nothing. My eyes are closed."

  • @travisnoffsinger1703
    @travisnoffsinger1703 Месяц назад +4712

    “Close your eyes… what do you see?”
    “Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Those kicks were fast as lightning.”

    • @ivantheblazingchariot2517
      @ivantheblazingchariot2517 Месяц назад +82

      Hahah someone need to edit this trailer with that song hahaha. Star wars is just comedy now hahaha

    • @Vhalior666
      @Vhalior666 Месяц назад +16

      Fast as 'Light-Sabers', you mean? :P I'll fetch my robe...

    • @12acgb
      @12acgb Месяц назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MarkGormlyIsHung
      @MarkGormlyIsHung Месяц назад +7

      Grandpa, stop using the internet!

    • @bigdadpark
      @bigdadpark Месяц назад +1

      This gonna be super weak or super fire

  • @kungalexander829
    @kungalexander829 17 дней назад +46

    "Someone is killing jedi, it dosent make sense" 10/10 writing

  • @haroldfinch8481
    @haroldfinch8481 12 дней назад +18

    Valiant Renegade, That Park Place, and WDW Pro are excellent sources to find out what is really going on. Not shill bots in the comments like Phil Bertram and James Parkins.

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 12 дней назад +2

      LoL, what's 'really' going on. Tell us

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 12 дней назад +11

      Hey Phil, speak of the devil! Pigs grunt and shills shill. You don’t disappoint Phil.

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 12 дней назад +9

      @Phil-Bot-Ram Another typo error on your part! You mean winning 😏 "Seethe & Cope" "Cry Harder" "Your not star wars fans" 😉 😜

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 12 дней назад +1

      Bad bot! Get that out of your mouth!

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 12 дней назад +10

      @Phil-Bot-ram; Isn't that what James says to you on a Saturday night? or is it Cry Harder? or "cope & Seethe"

  • @jaded5957
    @jaded5957 Месяц назад +2622

    "Close your eyes. What do you see?"
    "Nothing, Mr Weinstein"

  • @GregKingston
    @GregKingston Месяц назад +813

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "Me finally cancelling my Disney+ subscription"

    • @walterchavez3081
      @walterchavez3081 Месяц назад +32

      What took you so long?

    • @NaenaeB0Y
      @NaenaeB0Y Месяц назад

      ​@jamesparkin9267 haha your tough.

    • @TheLeatheryman
      @TheLeatheryman Месяц назад +19

      You had a subscription?

    • @OneEyedKingg
      @OneEyedKingg Месяц назад +6

      Luckily I’ve watched most of their 💩 free. Won’t pay a dime till I see something good.

    • @tickticktickBOOOOM
      @tickticktickBOOOOM Месяц назад

      I got one for free and couldn't be bothered to activate it.

  • @haroldfinch8481
    @haroldfinch8481 2 дня назад +6

    “Close your eyes…”
    Now imagine that Sally Jessy Raphael and Andre the Giant had a baby.

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 День назад +4

      *Loud Screaming*

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 День назад +2

      Dorothy Hamill and Robert Z’Dar had a baby?

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 День назад +2

      Brigette Neilson and Jay Leno had a baby?

    • @michellestr8998
      @michellestr8998 День назад +1

      @@haroldfinch8481 Wow, isnt she like 60 years old? Thats fertile lady.

  • @haroldfinch8481
    @haroldfinch8481 2 дня назад +11

    How’s the Star Wars video game trailer doing? Pre-sales? Any info?

    • @mang4260
      @mang4260 2 дня назад +8

      Shouldn't you say "pre-rent", based on the way they "sell it", lol 🤣

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 2 дня назад +5

      @@mang4260 never underestimate greed. With my trusty ol Xbox 360. What I pay for is mine. Get to hold it in my hands.

    • @mang4260
      @mang4260 2 дня назад +2

      @@haroldfinch8481
      Facts. Impressive to see we can enjoy for life a game bought decades ago on an old device we still keep, but we have to rent games that became unavailable if servers shut down or else.
      This reminds me this parody joke here, really accurate:
      ruclips.net/video/wfBEj9BW_ok/видео.html&ab_channel=UncleAl

  • @pilgrim9593
    @pilgrim9593 Месяц назад +1403

    Trailer starts: "close your eyes.
    Me: Good advice.

    • @synapticflow
      @synapticflow Месяц назад +13

      LOL! Yes!

    • @ManjulaD
      @ManjulaD Месяц назад +10

      Haha

    • @Chad_Donnerhahn
      @Chad_Donnerhahn Месяц назад +20

      I'm not just closing my eyes, I'm closing my wallet.
      Remember: Don't give money to companies that hate you.

    • @pilgrim9593
      @pilgrim9593 Месяц назад +5

      @@Chad_Donnerhahn with you all the way.

    • @Chad_Donnerhahn
      @Chad_Donnerhahn Месяц назад

      @@pilgrim9593 Based.

  • @mathtonight1084
    @mathtonight1084 16 дней назад +37

    I see why Anakin Skywalker was so unique now. He was the first white male who became a Jedi in over a billion years of rewritten Star Wars lore

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 16 дней назад +6

      Just making up things to whine about now?

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 16 дней назад +12

      @Phil Buttram; We will just leave the hate to you. Those who tend cope are usually the ones that cannot stop insulting others to further their own narratives. So it does seem to be the case that you and James are the ones seething and coping now isn't it. Then again you can always ram a jammeram when your feeling down.

    • @LudwigPaiste28
      @LudwigPaiste28 16 дней назад +9

      @@jamesparkin9267Racist

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 16 дней назад +6

      Funny, that’s what made the last 11 Doctors in ‘Doctor Who’ unique too! Before that they were literally EVERYTHING but white according to…rewritten lore!

    • @jamesparkin9267
      @jamesparkin9267 16 дней назад +2

      Dr. Who has the most inconsistent, self-contradictory timeline of any show. They literally rework the lore as they go along. 🤣

  • @hermaneisinger802
    @hermaneisinger802 Месяц назад +492

    "It's not about good or evil. It's about power."
    The power not to watch this Disney+.

    • @noahdavis3924
      @noahdavis3924 Месяц назад

      Why not?

    • @AbEndTV
      @AbEndTV Месяц назад

      I think the power went out at Disney+
      They need to call an electrician

    • @Mobius118
      @Mobius118 Месяц назад

      @noahdavis3924
      DEI, woke narratives, the destruction of the family

  • @thedave3704
    @thedave3704 4 дня назад +15

    A month after this trailer release, Deadpool & Wolverine trailer gets 974k likes on Ryan Reynold's channel and 260k likes on Marvel's channel.......in 12 HOURS!

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 4 дня назад +1

      Because there's no coordinated hate campaign against it

    • @domiu1994
      @domiu1994 4 дня назад +5

      @@PhilBertran coordinated hate campaign....all the comments and dislikes are paid xDDDD how big is your bubble? xDD

    • @thedave3704
      @thedave3704 4 дня назад

      You two know each other? Take it outside!

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 4 дня назад

      @@thedave3704 no one explained SOCIAL MEDIA to you, huh?

    • @thedave3704
      @thedave3704 4 дня назад

      Explain it.

  • @Pain_zz
    @Pain_zz 18 дней назад +90

    ended the Disney+ payment 2 months ago, best decision i´ve made.

    • @George-um2vc
      @George-um2vc 17 дней назад +4

      Took ya that long? I was out after TBOBF, the mando verse was the only thing keeping me interested after the sequels, I told myself “if the mando verse is dope, I can pretend the sequels didn’t happen”
      Then they destroyed the mando verse.

    • @Pain_zz
      @Pain_zz 17 дней назад

      @@George-um2vc Yeah it took me too long

    • @legotapper1
      @legotapper1 15 дней назад

      @@George-um2vc Im kinda looking forward to "Tales of the Empire"

  • @ajackson
    @ajackson Месяц назад +1280

    'Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "I see a little silhouetto of a man"

  • @astropunch7708
    @astropunch7708 Месяц назад +14003

    Youngling: “I see fire.”
    Jedi Master: “Ok this kid is a lost cause.”

    • @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong
      @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong Месяц назад +621

      Meanwhile Sith Lord: "Wisely said! Wanna turn to the Dark Side, kid? We have cookies."

    • @pderham26
      @pderham26 Месяц назад +63

      Why are half these comments this?

    • @Antidoxy
      @Antidoxy Месяц назад +167

      ​@@pderham26 bc that's what happened in Episode 8 and it was ridiculous.

    • @ewakam5124
      @ewakam5124 Месяц назад +91

      Jedi Master: "You just see Anakin on Mustafar"

    • @thecollector77
      @thecollector77 Месяц назад +2

      😆

  • @sh4dyg4ming53
    @sh4dyg4ming53 2 дня назад +8

    They have became the very thing they swore to destroy…

  • @pruephillip1338
    @pruephillip1338 8 дней назад +8

    It isn't about good or bad, but about power and who is allowed to use it. This is pure ideology at work.

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 8 дней назад

      LoL, it's obviously not a good guy saying it...

    • @hemipenes
      @hemipenes 7 дней назад

      @@PhilBertranit’s a statement that Disney definitely agrees with

  • @forgottenalex
    @forgottenalex Месяц назад +1871

    "This is about power and who is allowed to use it"
    So much irony in that quote for this franchise.

    • @Agent_Anderson
      @Agent_Anderson Месяц назад +54

      Sound like one of Count Doku's justifications

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia Месяц назад +41

      Very subtle, Lucasfilm.

    • @shadi6484
      @shadi6484 Месяц назад +129

      she: this isn't about good or evil
      also she: this is about power and who is allowed to use it
      so it's about EVIL, after all.

    • @shanewadsworth5474
      @shanewadsworth5474 Месяц назад +49

      Agreed, they should not have the rights or power to make these horrible Star Wars movies

    • @samuellhemon6319
      @samuellhemon6319 Месяц назад

      Hahaha, right?

  • @ryann6919
    @ryann6919 2 дня назад +10

    I love how the comments are 90% South Park, Weinstein, or simply revealing the dislike ratio to those who cannot see

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 2 дня назад +8

      I saw the light, I saw the light
      No more darkness, no more night
      Now I'm so happy, no sorrow in sight
      Praise the Lord, I saw the light

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 2 дня назад +6

      Well the South Park references are just the top comments that’ve been here since this trailer dropped 😂

    • @michellestr8998
      @michellestr8998 День назад +1

      Its very kind of the people with the extention to keep us updated.

  • @polishdon7547
    @polishdon7547 15 дней назад +12

    "Close your eyes, your eyes can deceive you" into thinking this will be a good Star Wars show.....

  • @Curious.Intellectual
    @Curious.Intellectual 29 дней назад +1407

    "Close your eyes.What do you see?
    "600k dislikes "

    • @groguthelord897
      @groguthelord897 29 дней назад +30

      Possibly 700K at the end of the week?

    • @joshuabaker67
      @joshuabaker67 28 дней назад +17

      @@groguthelord897 Let’s keep an eye on it and keep updating that dislike button

    • @hiltonfitzsimmons4097
      @hiltonfitzsimmons4097 28 дней назад +5

      Outstanding 👌

    • @JasonDeline
      @JasonDeline 28 дней назад +5

      How do you see the dislikes?

    • @marcschweitzer
      @marcschweitzer 28 дней назад +17

      @@JasonDeline
      Browser extension.

  • @whocares2584
    @whocares2584 Месяц назад +737

    "Close your eyes, What do you see?"
    Nothing I canceled Disney+ months ago 😂😂😂

    • @dani_i8942
      @dani_i8942 Месяц назад +19

      Just months ago? You waited that long?

    • @schleisi
      @schleisi Месяц назад

      ​@@dani_i8942well to be fair the old stuff is still pretty good

    • @guidoconvertino3571
      @guidoconvertino3571 Месяц назад +16

      the only bad thing about it is that you can do it only once.

    • @Booo883
      @Booo883 Месяц назад +5

      Not all hero’s wear capes

    • @1stRanger
      @1stRanger Месяц назад +4

      You don't cancel Disney. Disney cancels you.

  • @XgoodbyeX
    @XgoodbyeX 13 дней назад +13

    Btw if james or Phil replys to you ignore them, they are just trying to bait you into engaging with them since they have no friends. 😂

    • @jamesparkin9267
      @jamesparkin9267 13 дней назад +1

      Yes! Ignore me, Please! We'll all be happier. 🙏🏻

    • @jamesparkin9267
      @jamesparkin9267 13 дней назад +1

      @@baptist8155But you just responded! Staaahp.

    • @mang4260
      @mang4260 13 дней назад +10

      @@jamesparkin9267
      Did you receive your paycheck yet? What is your favorite movie from the original Star Wars trilogy?

    • @PhilipBertran
      @PhilipBertran 13 дней назад +3

      ​@@jamesparkin9267bro I already got to understand the haters. Maybe you should too.

    • @haythamkenway7934
      @haythamkenway7934 13 дней назад +1

      ​@@jamesparkin9267 haven't seen you in a while.

  • @josh2420
    @josh2420 6 дней назад +18

    Wow 191k accounts made by disney is impressive

  • @Rogue_Leader16
    @Rogue_Leader16 Месяц назад +915

    "Close your eyes. What do you see?"
    "Kathleen Kennedy ruining Star Wars once again."

    • @f-86zoomer37
      @f-86zoomer37 Месяц назад +10

      You haven’t even watched this show though. In fact nobody has. So don’t judge, you have no right to

    • @philipwalker979
      @philipwalker979 29 дней назад +8

      I don’t get the hate for this trailer, is there something I should know?

    • @goobermcboogerballs1420
      @goobermcboogerballs1420 29 дней назад +8

      ​@@philipwalker979it's funny that there are only 2 comments on this. It's almost like Disney got everything deleted.

    • @R_wir3
      @R_wir3 29 дней назад +3

      ​@@f-86zoomer37but we do have precedents

    • @R_wir3
      @R_wir3 29 дней назад

      ​@@philipwalker979look up for Lesli Headland interviews, and look up who she worked with

  • @AggelosKyriou
    @AggelosKyriou Месяц назад +3729

    “Close your eyes, what do you see?”
    "Somehow. Weinstein returned"

    • @quadcarnage8462
      @quadcarnage8462 Месяц назад

      "Give yourself to the Weinstein" she must have said, when she was his assistant and funnelled countless victims over to that predator.

    • @techtonikshyft
      @techtonikshyft Месяц назад +56

      Oof, that's Dark. Are you sure you're not a Sith Lord?

    • @genichiroashina6372
      @genichiroashina6372 Месяц назад +6

      😂😂

    • @teddnaing6851
      @teddnaing6851 Месяц назад +8

      1.2k likes but only 2 comments.
      Boys, we got them!

    • @parklloyd6690
      @parklloyd6690 Месяц назад +20

      No one's ever really gone. Right?

  • @CaptainObvious55
    @CaptainObvious55 11 дней назад +15

    "Close your eyes, what do you see"
    darkness

  • @yuri_the_bomb1223
    @yuri_the_bomb1223 13 дней назад +12

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

  • @xerxesbros
    @xerxesbros Месяц назад +823

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    -Panderverse... ah... I mean Disney

    • @themadmonk6700
      @themadmonk6700 Месяц назад +6

      The desperation is strong in this one.

    • @Stevel_
      @Stevel_ Месяц назад +1

      Nice Conan the Barbarian Reference!

  • @jimbeans2466
    @jimbeans2466 Месяц назад +342

    As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

    • @dianahutchinson1970
      @dianahutchinson1970 Месяц назад +7

      Up the fans voices

    • @denvan3143
      @denvan3143 Месяц назад +15

      As if millions of people yawned, gave a dry chuckle and walked away from this hot mess.

    • @ConkysGhost
      @ConkysGhost Месяц назад +10

      Maybe it's "As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly ignored" is more like it.

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran Месяц назад

      @@ConkysGhost because you're not a fan, you don't matter

    • @marissashantez6051
      @marissashantez6051 Месяц назад +3

      @@PhilBertran The ability to turn fans into non fans, what is that called/

  • @SolurVoludun
    @SolurVoludun 8 дней назад +27

    In loving memory of Star Wars
    1977-2012

    • @jamesparkin9267
      @jamesparkin9267 8 дней назад +1

      🙄♾️

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 8 дней назад +1

      You must not be a real fan

    • @SolurVoludun
      @SolurVoludun 8 дней назад +10

      @@jamesparkin9267cope

    • @SolurVoludun
      @SolurVoludun 8 дней назад +16

      @@PhilBertranI am, which is why I’m fully aware Star Wars died the day Disney purchased it

    • @ThisGuy7310
      @ThisGuy7310 8 дней назад +13

      ​@jamesparkin9267 You can keep rolling your eyes James but I can assure you that there is nothing to see behind them.

  • @haythamkenway7934
    @haythamkenway7934 13 дней назад +15

    I officially declare war on Phil/Phillip! This trolling has reached new heights.

    • @baptist8155
      @baptist8155 13 дней назад +4

      Is it a thumb war? Do a little thumb wrestling?

    • @LudwigPaiste28
      @LudwigPaiste28 13 дней назад +7

      I’m in.

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 13 дней назад +8

      Really? Been looking like the same recycled remarks from him lately…did I miss something?😂

    • @baptist8155
      @baptist8155 12 дней назад +2

      @SW_DPLUS Nice account

    • @garyclayton1026
      @garyclayton1026 12 дней назад +1

      ​@SW_DPLUSsomehow Lamespankin9267 returned 😮😅

  • @trekbrooker2692
    @trekbrooker2692 28 дней назад +468

    "Close your eyes, what do you see"
    "I see leslye headland and harvey weinstien forcing a bunch of young actresses into a dark hotel room"

    • @SoulDivide
      @SoulDivide 28 дней назад +3

      @@jamesparkin9267 ok gr3wm3r

    • @crossedcreeks2898
      @crossedcreeks2898 26 дней назад +14

      This comment needs more upvotes…..

    • @karorjma
      @karorjma 26 дней назад +11

      very dark.... but true

    • @marcschweitzer
      @marcschweitzer 25 дней назад +6

      So what? This isn't about good or bad. This is about power... and who is allowed to use it!

    • @corrub
      @corrub 25 дней назад +1

      @@crossedcreeks2898 reddit dweller detected)

  • @lisacup6876
    @lisacup6876 Месяц назад +1310

    "What do you see?"
    Disney is going bankrupt.

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 Месяц назад +4

      Nope, disneys releasing all 6 movies in select theaters. They won't be bankrupt for long

    • @noahmolchain
      @noahmolchain Месяц назад +37

      @@Amp661 I think you forgot the part where they lose about 250 million dollars every movie they release, and the have lost almost a third of their net worth in the past 2 years, yeah they won't be around for long lol.

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera Месяц назад +20

      ​@@Amp661yeah but dune2 is beating every Disney movies in 2024 😂😂

    • @rhettmaxwell4860
      @rhettmaxwell4860 Месяц назад +11

      @@Amp661only in 13 theaters so not really.

    • @mrwabbit9576
      @mrwabbit9576 Месяц назад

      They have enough googly eyed bug-comsumers still throwing money at their projects which is the sad thing.

  • @Dak1549
    @Dak1549 17 дней назад +32

    Disney.
    That's the whole joke.

    • @chase1146
      @chase1146 17 дней назад

      I don’t get it

    • @omni-man.2929
      @omni-man.2929 16 дней назад +12

      A woke joke

    • @chase1146
      @chase1146 16 дней назад +1

      @@omni-man.2929 whats woke about it?

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 16 дней назад +3

      @@chase1146
      I’ll tell you what’s not woke about it.
      Actually this entire thing is its own definition of woke, it’s so woke even the definition of woke can’t define it

    • @chase1146
      @chase1146 16 дней назад +1

      @@daboz8753 so basically theres nothing woke about it is what your saying

  • @LudwigPaiste28
    @LudwigPaiste28 7 дней назад +17

    Lesley Squareheadland fired from other projects.

    • @jamesparkin9267
      @jamesparkin9267 7 дней назад +1

      Citation needed.

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 7 дней назад +6

      #thechinknew

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 7 дней назад +7

      I also like Leslye Foreheadland. But let’s be real that dome is a Fiveheadland.

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 7 дней назад +5

      With the size of Leslie Hedland‘s chin what would be the best way to circumcise her brother?

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 7 дней назад +7

      @@jamesparkin9267 hey James, how many walnuts do you think Leslye Headland could crack in her mouth at one time?

  • @steprockmedia
    @steprockmedia Месяц назад +758

    Harvey: Close your eyes. What do you see?
    Leslye: I didn't see anything, Boss!

    • @robbiezaso
      @robbiezaso Месяц назад

      Harvey. Open your mouth. What do you taste now?

    • @bobby5359
      @bobby5359 Месяц назад +13

      😂

    • @PaulJohn01
      @PaulJohn01 Месяц назад +13

      And that's how you get ahead in Hollyweird !

    • @SiMon-em3wu
      @SiMon-em3wu Месяц назад +2

      😂😂

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX Месяц назад +3

      ​@@PaulJohn01* a head

  • @ojibwe2
    @ojibwe2 Месяц назад +395

    "We intentionally wanted to onboard a director who hasn't watched the Star Wars universe and stories to help diversify our vision and bring new elements to..." SEE YA!!!!!!!!!

    • @TheCrimsonCat89
      @TheCrimsonCat89 Месяц назад +6

      BYE! The fan base is better off without you 🖖

    • @FrozenPalm
      @FrozenPalm Месяц назад +19

      Agreed! It’s going to tank so hard.

    • @londonarbuckle8601
      @londonarbuckle8601 Месяц назад +21

      Judging by the selection of younglings in this trailer, something tells me the Jedi Council in this show (D)idn’t (E)arn (I)t

    • @almostontimehero5415
      @almostontimehero5415 29 дней назад +15

      They dont want me as a fan. I'll do them a service and take my money else where.

    • @darthsilversith667
      @darthsilversith667 29 дней назад +1

      @@TheCrimsonCat89😂😂😂😂😂 The fanbase is better off without shills like you. Yes men that are willing to throw away their morals for the sake of new content. Looks like you missed a spot on Disney’s boots.. better get back down there. Kathleen wants to be able to see the reflection of your lips on them.