This guy, constantly produces nothing but the finest of entertainment. The song choices are perfect, the visuals are hilarious, the costumes brilliant. You, you sir, win the internet every time a new video is up. Never stop!
sounds boring would be funnier if its a smooth brain female thinking shes all that but she gets ZERO atention of guys at first she acts liek the stereotypical modern day entitled female but after a while she strats to think he perhaps i should change my toxic ass entitled privileged female behaviour and be a kind person instead of a Bxsh. now THAT sounds way better ^^
Makes me think of a character in Disc World. A dwarf who professes to be the second greatest lover in the world...and carries a ladder with him in case anyone is concerned about his height
@@agereartist3763 I think the average height for men in U.S. Is 5'9-5'10. But the average height for women is closer to 5'5"-5'6". Still, I fall way under that average at 4'11". And no, I dont have dwarfism of any sorts. Lol. I used to get asked that all the time. I never understood why since I am built like the average person, and don't have the common stunted limbs. Just short. But that last part isnt really part of the original topic. Sorry for the tangent. But the average height varies from county to county and Peoples to Peoples. But in the US and Britain, it's close to the same average, I believe. So your 5'4" is pretty normal if your a girl. My 31 year old brother is 5'5 or 5'6 I believe. And that's noticeably short when seen with a group of everyday American men.
...no it wouldnt. Youd have raised your eyebrows and turned arround the second he looks at you trying to make eye contact while walking over and he would lose confidence and then walk past a if the bar was his actual destination and not you.
Thank you for raising awareness. As a fellow 5'10" man myself, this is how it feels when I'm told by a 5'2" girl that she'd be interested if I were 6'0" or taller.
@@DaDaDo661 lmao yes they do, especially at college age. I told the girl I mentioned above that it was okay and showed her my wedding band. The look on her face was priceless 🤣
@@ZealousWZephyr I wonder if this is something new with women nowadays. I'm fairly old, but back when I was in college a woman would openly say they don't want chubby/fat guys but I never ever heard height being criticized. Lots of short guys were scoring.
@@DaDaDo661 I heard a lot of tall that they do. Imagine saying to a girl 'I'd be interested if your butt or breasts were bigger' and expecting no backlash
@@ElementalFlanders I’ll add another $5 on top for the for the person who loops the funky dance part and connects the music.. Might even i 10 if the music connects.. @William - could you please the pleba and do a longer version of the dance? The music is just perfect as always.
I love how he's just dancin', and being absolutely proud of his 5'10 while she just gives him a deathstare Edit: nothing, just fixed a spelling mistake
I thought she was looking down. Implying that if your 5 10 your still not tall enough for her standards. Seriously. 2 more inches and they be impressed
I'm 5'3" or somewhere in there so 5'10" is pretty tall to me. As long as you cute and have a good personality I don't care about height. It's just a bonus, lol.
As a 5’11 fellow. We are not free of this very pain. We know your struggle and sympathize heartily. To heck with the scourge of the 6’0 and above men. To heck I say.
It’s literally so funny every time it pops up. I don’t feel like I can watch any of this guy’s videos less than five times no matter how many times I’ve seen them.
Someone give this man a studio, a trailer, and a huge budget, then leave him alone. Insane how every video is better than the last or equal and there all absolutely amazing. Also provide him rights for the soundtrack cause he picks the dopest songs. Super entertainment.
Yep, moved here recently from an area where 6'1" was pretty rare, then I attended a college party and I was a little below average height among the hordes of frat guys coming in.
Never stop dancing, bro. 😂 this was great. (But dont worry, fellas; lots of girls like average and shorter guys, too. My dad's 5'7. Im 5'4. i kinda dig the short n stocky look. Scott Caan, Kevin Hart, Danny Devito. Im here for yall.)
I'm 6'0", but I never understood how I'm totally acceptable for women to date, but the guy 2 inches shorter than me *but still taller than her* is a "manchild." Hell, I sometimes get the vibe that if I were an inch shorter, FUCK ME, how DARE I have a number 5 in my height?!
As 189cm (over 6'2) I was always displeased with this trend. It's like I am valued purely because I'm longboi (I feel, like my personality and attitude don't matter and it's just length of my leg bones, they care about) and dude next to me is perfectly invisible because he is 5'10. Having visual preference is valid, but if partner' verticality is someone's main defining preference, then they are not worth time anyway, as they would probably consider telescopic camera stand as possible partner if it could reach high enough. It's better to find someone else.
It’s super dumb indeed, im a 5’5“ girl and i tend to be attracted to guys that are shorter or around the same height, but frankly it’s not a factor i care about. Never understood why some people were so focused on guys height
Yeah, thats because height is like 50% genetic and not 100%. Torso length = genetic height, leg length = nutritional height. At least, thats how i remember it going. In places with good nutrition and tall genetics you get the 6 ft average height, however 6 ft is the phenotypic max for a reason. Men past 6 ft actually become unhealthier as they get taller, and the world's tallest men get it the worst. 6 ft would be considered an ideal height, which is why a lot of (shallow) girls in western countries say they only date men over 6 ft. Their preferences are so skewed.
As someone who is 5'8", I didn't appreciate that this was done as a "short"
Im 5'8 too lol
Hahaha
I’m 5’. You guys are tall as hell
Am 5"10 or 11 so
I'm 5'11 at 13 so I'm pretty sure I'll get to 6 ft
2 inch heeled boot and you'll go from squire to sire.
Thanks, sir Knight
Underrated
TRUE
This ^ 😂 😂😂
This knave knoweth
The 4'11 girl telling the 5'10 guy he's too short for her.
They all want a Mountain they can ride...
@@metallkopf988 Thanks for the terrifying mental image.
@@unavailable2444 Wait I don't want any girl to bring out the ice picks onto me ever. Chilling.
5'10 is short in general.
@@Xannyphantom905 I'm 6 ft and I'm getting towered all the time, the younger generation is huge !
It's the maiden's unimpressed poker face for me 😂
And he keeps.on dancing and.siinging his little hobbit heart out while smiling through the pain 😂
She's thinking about what's for dinner 😁
She might not be impressed, but she seems interested: she's looking.
She’s for the trails my lord
This guy, constantly produces nothing but the finest of entertainment. The song choices are perfect, the visuals are hilarious, the costumes brilliant. You, you sir, win the internet every time a new video is up. Never stop!
Cheers ..Ill drink to that one brother
Cheers!!! mAh brothers let's enjoy this while searching for BWILA
Don't forget the moves this man can dance yo!
Indeed fellow Knight indeed he does tickled all of are quiff
@@captainfach true! I don't know why the man is so cool it just comes together really well in its presentation I suppose
At 5'3" I've just accepted the fact that I am a Hobbit.
I'm 5'2" so same
Found the battle gnomes
@@hobbnob1
We've been spotted
@@hobbnob1 throw me into battle tall comrade!
Yordles??
"So close to achieve victory and yet I know I can't reach it."
- 5'10"
hey, two inches above average is a win enough for me
@@AttacMage actually 5’9 is the average height, so one above it. Now… imagine being ~5’11.
It’s hell.
@@kittensareawesome2789 My brother made it to 5'11.5"
@@Skewrz Hot damn that’s just Torture, at that point the doctor should just round up
@@kittensareawesome2789 I made it to 6'1" so he was somewhat peeved.
Your dwarf character shooting his shot to the hot female companion that didn't wanna even get involved in the adventure
on god if that ain't me, i don't know what is
sounds boring would be funnier if its a smooth brain female thinking shes all that but she gets ZERO atention of guys at first she acts liek the stereotypical modern day entitled female but after a while she strats to think he perhaps i should change my toxic ass entitled privileged female behaviour and be a kind person instead of a Bxsh.
now THAT sounds way better ^^
*My 2ft kobold character dancing in the corner*
Makes me think of a character in Disc World. A dwarf who professes to be the second greatest lover in the world...and carries a ladder with him in case anyone is concerned about his height
@hmnhntr I love it so much
This fucking guy cracks me the fuck up. The dance moves this has are incredible. I just keep watching this video over and over. I need to go to work.
Incredible? This your first vid ever of someone dancing?
I know right! he's perfect! don't even get me started on the Abba video
I just know he makes all content to show off is sick moves😂
@@phuckyou6314it was incredible. Not sure what your problem is.
@@phuckyou6314 It's not the dance, it's the whole vibe.
Song is “Small Town Boy” by Bronski Beat.
My mans is playing 7-level chess.
Orville Peck has a really great version of this song as well, highly recommended
The real hero. Funny video, but that song is fire.
hmm gta
Fire
5th dimensional chess
As someone smaller than 5’10, this is accurate.
A lot of people don't realize that 5'9 is average height
Really? Damn that sucks. I'm 5'4 but afab so I get away with it.
@@agereartist3763 luucckkyy... 5'6" amab baby-face. So basically in kid-brother friend-zone purgatory forever lol. 5'10" would be amazing I think
@@agereartist3763 I think the average height for men in U.S. Is 5'9-5'10. But the average height for women is closer to 5'5"-5'6". Still, I fall way under that average at 4'11". And no, I dont have dwarfism of any sorts. Lol. I used to get asked that all the time. I never understood why since I am built like the average person, and don't have the common stunted limbs. Just short.
But that last part isnt really part of the original topic. Sorry for the tangent. But the average height varies from county to county and Peoples to Peoples. But in the US and Britain, it's close to the same average, I believe.
So your 5'4" is pretty normal if your a girl. My 31 year old brother is 5'5 or 5'6 I believe. And that's noticeably short when seen with a group of everyday American men.
its the little jig at the end, that would've won me over lol
...no it wouldnt. Youd have raised your eyebrows and turned arround the second he looks at you trying to make eye contact while walking over and he would lose confidence and then walk past a if the bar was his actual destination and not you.
@@WhyWouldYouCareYT if he was right in front of me and did that on the dance floor, idk
@@LightsFuzzy how about...being a strong equalitarian grown up independent woman and doing the dance yourself and asking him?🤯
@@WhyWouldYouCareYT who cares, i just like the dance.
@@WhyWouldYouCareYT
Maybe mfs ignore you because of the way you act lmao
“Absolutely not, Jane! He beheaded his previous wife!”
“But he’s 6ft.” 👁👄👁
👁👄👁
Lol, I felt that as a 5' 7"
watch out there, that was actually funny
Divorced, beheaded and died. Divorced, beheaded survived.
@@Kinetik__ me too *cries in 5'7"*
"song is Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat"
very appropriate choice
You mean small Townboy
@@matthias1031980 damn straight
You’re a Smalltown hero for reminding me of the title. I was scratching my head trying to remember
I lovd u
The love that you need will never be found in this village 😔
Every post this man makes brings me joy
It’s an honor, and a quest I’m so happy to be on 💙⚔️
As a 5'2" woman, I'm impressed by anyone who can get something off a shelf higher than I can. Keep dancing my 5'10" king!
I must admit, this is my favorite content on RUclips right now.
Honored to be here 💙⚔️
@@nobleknightadventures honored to have you
Thank you for raising awareness.
As a fellow 5'10" man myself, this is how it feels when I'm told by a 5'2" girl that she'd be interested if I were 6'0" or taller.
Do girls actually say this to guys? You all have it rough out there sorry.
@@DaDaDo661 lmao yes they do, especially at college age.
I told the girl I mentioned above that it was okay and showed her my wedding band.
The look on her face was priceless 🤣
@@ZealousWZephyr I wonder if this is something new with women nowadays. I'm fairly old, but back when I was in college a woman would openly say they don't want chubby/fat guys but I never ever heard height being criticized. Lots of short guys were scoring.
Sorry to hear that girls like that are not worth your time
@@DaDaDo661 I heard a lot of tall that they do. Imagine saying to a girl 'I'd be interested if your butt or breasts were bigger' and expecting no backlash
Please, make a extended version of this wonderful dance.
Its beenn4 months, please give us the extended version, I do not want to take heavy measures into it.
Yeah please extend me to 6’ please
Can someone go and just loop that part for an hour? Ill cash app you like $5
@@ElementalFlanders I’ll add another $5 on top for the for the person who loops the funky dance part and connects the music.. Might even i 10 if the music connects..
@William - could you please the pleba and do a longer version of the dance? The music is just perfect as always.
The other day a woman said 6'2 wasn't tall.
This society is a joke.
Zelda is the name of the princess, not Link...😂
@@redmephisto3461huh?
@@redmephisto3461Why are you talking about a game..?
now did this happen in real life or did you get ragebaited by a blue check on twitter
who cares though
As a 5'9" man I look up to you.
Speaking as a 5'8" man, that's big of you to say so
As a 5.7 man I look up to both of you
@@benji8648 I would never look down on you, so I just look at the top of your head.
As a 4'8 guy i would look up to all of you
As a 6'2" man I'll sit down so we can talk
If that's her attitude she's not the BWILA for you, stay noble!
What the hell is a bwila
@@joshuamercado4637 watch þe rest of his content to find out
@@joshuamercado4637 You are.
@@joshuamercado4637 It means something along the lines of "Beautiful Woman I'd Like Asking out"
"Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away!" -Bronski Beat
RUclips: stops notifying me of Noble Knight uploads.
Me: goes to channel daily and watches even more than before.
RUclips: *sigh*
This comment made me realize I had that notification bell on... man YT sucks
I'm convinced he only makes shorts to show off his dance moves at this point 😂 bros good af
"If a woman is judging by height, no need to set her heart alight." - William Shakespeare
Basedspeare
"Is she's willing to cheat, then she's for the street,"
-Master Oogway
If your dancing doesn't get her undressing, then there is no need for impressing.
- Sun tzu
“If the difference is higher than a stool, by her friends you’ll be thought of a fool.” -Al Pacino
"Either wear heels or leave. Your head was over them for her, but she wouldn't care if you grieve."
_-The Girl That Was One of the Guys_
As someone who is 5'10 1/2", I see myself as vastly superior.
As someone who is 5’11” I round you up as an equal.
@@WK3nn3dy appreciated.
179cm gang
As someone who is 6'2", I find you pathetic.
@@Mr-Trox Rude, good sir. I'll have you know, that hurts.
I love how he's just dancin', and being absolutely proud of his 5'10 while she just gives him a deathstare
Edit: nothing, just fixed a spelling mistake
I thought she was looking down. Implying that if your 5 10 your still not tall enough for her standards.
Seriously. 2 more inches and they be impressed
Mere glare of ridicule from a Harlet will never extinguish the flame of a happy bard.
I thought she was 5 10 so some guys are shorter than her
Either she steps on him or sits on his face. I know not which, but let that man sing, for he has found a BWILA!
I'm 5'3" or somewhere in there so 5'10" is pretty tall to me. As long as you cute and have a good personality I don't care about height. It's just a bonus, lol.
Such an underrated song.
Name of song?
Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy
Not underrated it's on the radio in the UK all the time.
@@unrealeck underrated in my country.
As a 5’11 fellow. We are not free of this very pain. We know your struggle and sympathize heartily. To heck with the scourge of the 6’0 and above men. To heck I say.
YES HECK THEE
5'11 and 3/4... i'm terrified to not say 6'
I always just lie; she 5'2" so she can't tell the difference.
@@michaelwerkov3438 hey, same
I’d like to second this, as a man of a humble stature of 5’12” I still feel this pain when women wear stilts for heels.
I really appreciate that the mustache completely stays on when dressed as a woman.
The way you're just vibin' with yourself at the end... funniest thing ever. Well done
Fun fact, the music is named small-town boy
@@alexandrefillot9600 was looking for the song name in the comments so thx
@@alexandrefillot9600 certified lad for telling us the name -> respect+
Cries in 5'4
I love being 5'9" because it means I'm 69 inches tall.
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
I need 10 hour version of this dance lol
Why
@@ate_shroom why not? :P
ruclips.net/video/WNNDt1R12-s/видео.html
1 hour version
That would be great but only if we can see more of our guy here cutting up a rug in the middle of a tavern 😂
ruclips.net/video/WNNDt1R12-s/видео.htmlsi=aWqf_sOZjCav_-5m
POV: You're the giant that always catches me lackin near whiterun
And what of it
It’s literally so funny every time it pops up. I don’t feel like I can watch any of this guy’s videos less than five times no matter how many times I’ve seen them.
I'm just 5'8 and this glorious vocalizing resonates deeply within my maidenless heart
Someone give this man a studio, a trailer, and a huge budget, then leave him alone. Insane how every video is better than the last or equal and there all absolutely amazing. Also provide him rights for the soundtrack cause he picks the dopest songs. Super entertainment.
Very low standards
But the low budget looks just adds to it.
The most underrated characteristic is the ability to enjoy life no matter what.
The raw uncontained swagger of this gentleman.
As a 5’4 fully grown adult, I sympathize with you.
Had a roommate about your height. You've got a lot of clothing options and can have great style.
Same 5'4, about 167cm
@@RichardWolfgang sir, I have either good news or bad. 167cm is almost 5’ 6”
@@huw3945 i'm sorry but i'm using cm so i convert it in google
About 5.479 foot
@@RichardWolfgang you know that 4 after inverted comma is inches if you know don't mind
I straight binge watched all of your videos! I couldn't breathe through most!
Keep up the work!
Thank you so much! 💙⚔️
"Alright, you won, get in my pocket."
"Here before the 'giant vampire mommy' jokes" check in
As a 5'10" guy in Texas, I'm either a midget amongst my white friends or tall amongst the Mexican crowds.
So that’s why people think I’m tall. Funny thing is lots of my family is 6’-6’3 so idk why they’re blowing smoke up my butt
Yep, moved here recently from an area where 6'1" was pretty rare, then I attended a college party and I was a little below average height among the hordes of frat guys coming in.
Same here amigo
@@bayarea_pyro4159 who asked?
@@bayarea_pyro4159 cringe
"I'm not short you're just tall"
Damn haven’t heard this song in a minute. Thanks for the reminder it exists
I love your taste in music, my dude!
What song is it?
@@ericbBlack Small Town Boy - Bronski Beat
@@gymir5226 thank you sir
@@gymir5226 you dropped this king👑🙏🏼
@@gymir5226 Thanks!
MILORD, THE HOBBITS ARE ATTACKING
THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO NOBLE KNIGHT!
Why has this become the most epic 10 seconds of internet for me?
All I know is I need more...LOL
I feel attacked on both a personal and physical level lmao well done
I’m 5’11. It’s like coming in 4th in the olympics... just one off from the podium 😂
I'm 6'2 and wish I was 5'4....
It's hard to find a taller Man.
@@DenseMass that’d be 6ft
@@DenseMass It isn’t much of a joke.
@@DenseMass Not my fault it isn’t funny.
@@DenseMass Not my fault you have the sense of humor of a wooden pole.
His dance is.... FIRE!!!!
Dancing to that fire song just makes this even more perfect.
Song name?
@@pgee1errrr92 Supermode -Tell me why
@@mothkyra390 ty!
@@pgee1errrr92 np
@@pgee1errrr92 I believe the song is “Smalltown Boy” by Bronski Beat.
As someone that is 5' 10" I've never heard any complaints about my 10" at any time
This jam is actually fire...
"What is better? To dominate a small, timid female, or to conqour a towering woman?"
-Chris Ray-Tzu, Art of dating.
TOWER
Be it tall or be it short I shall conquer the fortress
*I take what’s mine… and I take some more.*
Tower-power all the way
claim the giantess 😂 dont punish the tiny maiden
i keep coming back to this short every once and a while for a good laugh.
Same here :D
Best video he made 4 sure
This guy never misses!
As simple as it is, that dance at the end is do fucking good, can't stop repeat watching it.
“A moment of silence for our brethren brought low, may their spirits never break”
- 6’0”+ Gang
Thanks home slice.
6 ft here. 200 lbs. Respect for shorter homies
@@butter6442 pick me up I want to feel how it is being tall 5’0 man here im short
@@lazyperson6942 I’m 6’2 I got ya buddy
@@dakodablack922 thanks but I’ve grown finally! I’m 5’2!
i swear this guy is filling my spotify playlist with vibes
Always has absolute bangers for music in his vids. I love it
Be busting those tiny moves 😂😂😂
You're consistently killing it, thanks for the laughs!
People acting like 5'10" isn't 2" away from 6'..
I’m 5’3” and I’ve never dated anyone taller than maybe 5’7”, 5’10” already seems like giant territory
You must dance and sing that way they fall asleep and you may sneak past!!
im 6"2 and my wife is 5'3.
@@noah_hill Bajeezus, is she your sock?
@@PugnaciousProductions 😐
this guys dance moves are exquisite.
You keep doing what you do knight, you make the Emperor proud.
The algorithm has deemed it time to rewatch every noble knight adventure. Not complaining ❤
Never stop dancing, bro. 😂 this was great. (But dont worry, fellas; lots of girls like average and shorter guys, too. My dad's 5'7. Im 5'4. i kinda dig the short n stocky look. Scott Caan, Kevin Hart, Danny Devito. Im here for yall.)
Can we please get a noble knight playlist?
I love how the plants around him are like 7 feet tall compared to him lmao
You ain't a smalltown boy
You're a small townboy
Sent this to my shortest friend and he immediately shot back with "fuck you, you know I'm 5' 7"
Wow you done him dirty
5'6ft Taliban soldier: "There are gonna be some changes around here."
Don’t lose hope!! The hubby is 5’10” and I’m 5’7”. It makes a lot of things easier 😝
Like helping with the dishes...
10 cm of difference is a lot 🤨
Love this guy and his energy.
Man I always have to come back to this channel to see what’s new. This is one of those I have to revisit sense I can relate.
As a 5”1 high-schooler. This is uncomfortably relatable
5'10" guys represent.
The downward camera angle is the cherry on the cake 😂❤
Imagine being 5'10... How's the air up there, losers? I'm 5'0
I'm looking for somebody to share in an adventure
I like the confidence of this guy.
“It never stopped me from gettin’busy.”-Digital Underground.
“It just don’t faze me”
This guys’ physical comedy is so good. His choice of movements are always so different but so funny.
Dude is a god at dancing
As somebody 5’10 I can confirm this is 100% accurate
Dam now imagine youre half a foot shorter than that 😔
I'm a woman who is 6'6" and men follow me around at like...the gas station and Wal Mart asking me if I'm married etc.
At 6'2" I can definitely relate.
As a 6'4" ambassador of the land of the giants...stay real, short kings.
Id raybe short than 6'4 and not in the nba 😅
6’2 brotherhood here and we respect this quote
As 5'3 I married over 6' Someone has to reach the top shelf.
Vote here to make noble night an npc in the elder scrolls 6
He'll be that game's Erik the Slayer when it releases in 2100.
@@Mr-Trox 2100!!! Wow i thought it would be like 5521
I don’t even play Skyrim and these videos are fuckin hilarious
You must have the dopest spotify playlist
I'm 6'0", but I never understood how I'm totally acceptable for women to date, but the guy 2 inches shorter than me *but still taller than her* is a "manchild."
Hell, I sometimes get the vibe that if I were an inch shorter, FUCK ME, how DARE I have a number 5 in my height?!
As 189cm (over 6'2) I was always displeased with this trend. It's like I am valued purely because I'm longboi (I feel, like my personality and attitude don't matter and it's just length of my leg bones, they care about) and dude next to me is perfectly invisible because he is 5'10. Having visual preference is valid, but if partner' verticality is someone's main defining preference, then they are not worth time anyway, as they would probably consider telescopic camera stand as possible partner if it could reach high enough. It's better to find someone else.
Yeah being 5'10 isn't okay but putting on gallons of makeup to look way more attractive is fair play apparently. Lol
It’s super dumb indeed, im a 5’5“ girl and i tend to be attracted to guys that are shorter or around the same height, but frankly it’s not a factor i care about. Never understood why some people were so focused on guys height
It's not about being tall guys. I'm 6' and I've managed to stay repulsive to everyone.
Try being 5'5"
In my country if you're 5'10 you are already considered a tall dude😆 coz most men in my country are 5'6 and below
Yeah, thats because height is like 50% genetic and not 100%. Torso length = genetic height, leg length = nutritional height. At least, thats how i remember it going. In places with good nutrition and tall genetics you get the 6 ft average height, however 6 ft is the phenotypic max for a reason. Men past 6 ft actually become unhealthier as they get taller, and the world's tallest men get it the worst. 6 ft would be considered an ideal height, which is why a lot of (shallow) girls in western countries say they only date men over 6 ft. Their preferences are so skewed.
Here I am at 5'7" and feeling this energy all the time. Luckily I'm already taken so I don't have to worry about any picky women.
Just "short" of greatness
My husband is 5'4, I'm just over 5'8. Sometimes it feels like this but I love it so much lmao
I'm in that awkward 5'11" area.
same. shit is annoying considering both of my younger brothers are 6'3-4" ish
This is me. My brother is 6'4". But guess who won the ADHD lottery? That's right this guy!