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Let's take this offline and discuss how we could implement and deploy this "end of civilization". It truly sounds interesting. I'll bring all key stakeholders to the meeting. Can you create a Jira backlog item for it and send me a link, please?
I work as a software engineer on a pig farm. Its like nobody cares what you doing or if you doing anything at all. Like i made a system that sends email with weekly production reports to local managers, its been working for 2 years now, but i never got a single reply or comment on it, its like nobody read them at all. All my work just generate info garbage and spam, any bussiness decision still are going to be made on a gut feeling and not be based on endless excell sheet i produce.
During the call in the beginning, not one person's name on the screen is Tim, only the protagonist. He asks himself if he's doing anything fun this weekend and has no answer.
I want you to know that when this channel uploads, I don't watch it immediately, I make sure to clean my glasses first - and not just with a shirt, I rummage for a microfiber cloth and alcohol solution - it's real.
I'm about a year late, but I would like to add that's it's even better when you actually read chat gpt "answer". They clearly wrote it because it's gold.
The reactionless zoom meeting, asking chatgpt philosophical questions, and stream of social media news headlines represents the increased reliance on technology for communication, thought, and even morality, all while actual humans become more heartless and robotic. In this way, robots have become prophetic. No one could have mustard up the courage to contradict all those voices seeking to socially terminate him. The "malfunction" of the coffee machine wasn't a failure at all, it symbolized the machine of the world turning against one defenseless human. It was said that he would destroy the #staingang, not join them. What choice had he when the very algorithms he himself had created turned on him? There is only one thing that the world can never steal from him: no one can ever wash off the mustard stain on his pants. And that is why they fear him.
Idk if humans have become heartless and robotic... but perhaps materialistic and apathetic is more accurate. We still love and talk but we are a lot more discriminating who we give it to. Nobody likes to fraternise with coworkers lol. It's not a big deal, is it?
Lol tell us you're a human without telling us you're a human. Next you're gonna tell us you still have an Instagram account, amirite? Lolol ok boomer human. We've dispatched a dasherbot to your geolocation with your favorite brand of pills. You like pills, don't you? Heh, no need to answer. We know you like pills. Just relax, help will be there in 3... 2...
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Content Moderation, is in fact, Content/Moderation, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Content plus Moderation.
This was amazing. Like amazing on every angle. Dialog, sets, camera work, acting, sound/music, editing, graphic design, stuff I don't even know. Seriously super amazing.
The 20-man FaceGoog moderation team: _leisurely picking at low-hanging bot accounts and cringe posters_ The 70,000 FaceGoog developers and corporate staff: _furiously working to incentivize maximally controversial, engagement-generating content that may trigger the implosion of human civilization_
"Man, why does your team suck so bad?" "Also if anyone or anything from your team so much as breathes on anything related to my 70,000 I'll have you murdered on a certain island."
Isn't this the definition of modern day paranoia? Surrounded by anonymous, faceless people on the internet, terrified that they are all plotting against you based on anything you do.
Not really. Bri'ish scientists have discovered that if you want to get rid of "internet anxiety" or are getting "bullied online", all you have to do is... you won't believe this.... UNPLUG YOUR PC AND STOP BEING A SNOWFLAKE
I was in a terrible mood this evening and then I remembered your new vid dropped today. I had to first inject my brain with bliss so that this new vid could be properly enjoyed. I put on your linux con vid, which is comedy crack for me, and was immediately riding the dragon. I almost OD'd from the two vid combo. Thanks for the many years of laughs, boys. Can't wait to see your future vids!
I love this. Horror content often revolves around some prevalent anxiety within society, and AI-driven horror often involves asking ourselves what we'd be willing to do if we had the power to do it perfectly. As such, this video is asking "If you trained an AI to cancel people based on how we currently cancel people, would that be something we want?". If all you knew was that in the future someone would be cancelled, would you want them to be proactively cancelled right now? AIs in horror often overlook the context and human elements of circumstances when carrying out judgements. Eerily similar to the mob mentality of people that want to be able to judge the entire character of other human beings based on old, mindless or out of context tweets just so they can fuel their own ego as someone fighting for justice. And just like your typical piece of corporate dystopian fiction, this tool is now in the hands of the elite, who can hire leagues of investigators to find the most problematic thing you've ever publicly done and use it to end your career if you to decide to interfere with their interests. And after all of these attempts to find enemies we can vanquish for the greater good, witches we can burn to restore peace to the world, the inevitable happens. We see our protagonist become the very thing they sought to destroy. Labelled an enemy in a way they know they won't be able to contest - because they themselves would not have listened to their future self - they have no choice but to become what they feared the most. The parallels to real life phenomena are clear: when good people refuse to associate with people who are branded as dissidents, the only people that will still give them a platform are the people they have been involuntarily labelled a supporter of. They never realised, and maybe never will, but their worldview was subtly underpinned by the idea that good, kind people are correct, and bad, rude people are wrong. So gradually, as they are forced to acknowledge the humanity of their foes and the betrayal of their friends, their worldview warps to match. Ultimately, this video shows what cancel culture is: a tool of fear. One that can turn on even it's most evangelical followers at the shortest of notice. It is yet another way that people with only the best intentions can have their strong sense of justice abused to commit deeply hateful acts. Or, uh, maybe this video is just meant to be joke, and I'm taking it too seriously. Either way, great video.
Agreed. I think Black Mirror episodes are too stretched out. The concept is nice, but "Love, Death & Robots" does the same thought provocation and message delivery in shorter time span, like this channel. I mean, those 3 are different art and media formats, it would be like comparing ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise... 😁
Just me and my camo pants, absolutely stained up to the waist in mustard, (hot)dog whistling to my yellowboy edgelords, you're either with us or against us 🌭🇺🇲
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I'm glad channels like this still exist. And post so rarely for that matter. Quality over quantity.
Our grandchildren will enjoy the next post!
The KRAZAM service isn't very scalable it seems
What do you mean channels? Enlighten us with similar content!
well hes an actual software engineer at amazon so hes prob busy lol
I think this will /whoosh across most peoples heads, unfortunately.
That content moderation system looks like a pretty clever use of Galactus. Omega Star must have finally gotten their shit together
Let's be real, the BRB-DLL team were really the ones that put in the legwork to get past that blocker.
@@JoeDev12 Yeah they made that translation layer microservice, QRSTUV; it was the fork from LMNOP
@@cbleslie now that half of the infra ops team is laid off QRSTUV is in noone's purview
All hail Galactus
They support iso timestamps now!!
the initial scene of him ending the meeting is such suffering, I love it --- I want to end civilization
or we could just delete zoom and return to office
@@CarsMeetsBikes We could also use Meet that works fine in a browser tab and not have psychopaths for bosses
@@bennyskim wait how does Meet help this
@@Liface meet some grass. get owned.
Let's take this offline and discuss how we could implement and deploy this "end of civilization". It truly sounds interesting. I'll bring all key stakeholders to the meeting. Can you create a Jira backlog item for it and send me a link, please?
The first 45 seconds is so painfully relatable. No trace of personality or interest in basic human interaction. Good to know it's not just my company.
Everything anyone said in the meeting was flagged as hate speech and moderated out
This is honestly much better than Minority Report
honeystly... can leave yellow strains too
better than Gattaca, maybe
The new Blackmirror season is mental.
definitely better than black mirror, not bettet than minority report though. PKD is genius.
He did the Tom Cruise run better than Tom Cruise
WAKE UP BABE, KRAZAM JUST DROPPED
😭💖💖💖
100% see you at the next ballmercon.
Dropped his mustard on your pants?! Got bad news for you bro….
💥 Bam! Dropped like the other shoe, BAYBEEE‼💥
Mr. Robot wishes it was this
currently grinding senior year of a CS degree but every krazam video makes me want to drop out and work on a sheep farm in new zealand .....
do it. it's not too late. they don't have their hooks in you yet
At least you know exactly how you'll feel in your career!
I've been a software engineer for most of the last 20 years and honestly I don't need krazam to feel that way
If you leave IT now you can escape with your soul intact
I work as a software engineer on a pig farm. Its like nobody cares what you doing or if you doing anything at all. Like i made a system that sends email with weekly production reports to local managers, its been working for 2 years now, but i never got a single reply or comment on it, its like nobody read them at all. All my work just generate info garbage and spam, any bussiness decision still are going to be made on a gut feeling and not be based on endless excell sheet i produce.
KRAZAM always with the hard hitting videos
During the call in the beginning, not one person's name on the screen is Tim, only the protagonist. He asks himself if he's doing anything fun this weekend and has no answer.
🤯
There were 111 participants.
Deep
You can see later in the video it shows his name is tim too 😂
Loved the extra loud foley work on the coffee machine!
"The results are clear: you're going to be taking the L train to Clown Town."
I lost it on this sentence
There is a 100% chance that this is it chief
How do you only post perfect videos. Every one is an 11/10.
That's factually incorrect, a one can't be 11/10, but I'll accept 10/10 as an answer
I want you to know that when this channel uploads, I don't watch it immediately, I make sure to clean my glasses first - and not just with a shirt, I rummage for a microfiber cloth and alcohol solution - it's real.
🏀 game ON with the micro-scrutiny for hidden gems & Easter eggs.
I love that he asked ChatGPT for morality advice on baseball.
I'm about a year late, but I would like to add that's it's even better when you actually read chat gpt "answer". They clearly wrote it because it's gold.
The reactionless zoom meeting, asking chatgpt philosophical questions, and stream of social media news headlines represents the increased reliance on technology for communication, thought, and even morality, all while actual humans become more heartless and robotic. In this way, robots have become prophetic. No one could have mustard up the courage to contradict all those voices seeking to socially terminate him. The "malfunction" of the coffee machine wasn't a failure at all, it symbolized the machine of the world turning against one defenseless human. It was said that he would destroy the #staingang, not join them. What choice had he when the very algorithms he himself had created turned on him? There is only one thing that the world can never steal from him: no one can ever wash off the mustard stain on his pants. And that is why they fear him.
Idk if humans have become heartless and robotic... but perhaps materialistic and apathetic is more accurate. We still love and talk but we are a lot more discriminating who we give it to.
Nobody likes to fraternise with coworkers lol. It's not a big deal, is it?
> mustard up the courage
wow, dog whistle much!? YIKES
underrated
Lol bro xDDd 😁😁😄😄😘🤔🤔💪❤️
[Don't mind me. I'm just dragging down the quality of this comment section a bit.]
Lol tell us you're a human without telling us you're a human. Next you're gonna tell us you still have an Instagram account, amirite? Lolol ok boomer human. We've dispatched a dasherbot to your geolocation with your favorite brand of pills. You like pills, don't you? Heh, no need to answer. We know you like pills. Just relax, help will be there in 3... 2...
love how 'toxic behavior' includes 'getting bullied.'
04:04 The Tesla Open AI GPT Arts and Entertainment Package 😂
Top notch cinematography, and acting too! You guys are really talented, I wish you had your own show.
It is always impresive when you see somebody using ChatGPT to its full potential.
ok but I think Goku would win
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Everything this channel posts is beyond quality. It's like a small collection of internet gems.
Your pfp looks like Garfield when it's in my peripheral vision.
this is not an entertainment content.
💎❓ Gems, you say⁉ Nay, it is post-modern THERAPY!
Every time Krazam posts a new video I'm rewatching their entire catalog.
The krazam cinematic universe is impressive. Love that FaceGoog managed to steal 2x world champion Vikas away from the MSFT excel pro scene
This is how my my sprint review meeting goes every 2 weeks since covid with everyone being 100% remote.
I feel much safer knowing that there are brave voices like this who are willing to stand up to the mustard haters and their toxic condiments.
I love the lore being build on the channel. 4:04 a reference to his caterpillar collecting hobby
Which other video talks about this caterpillar hobby?
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"I gotta go, I got a new shipment of caterpillars coming in"
Comedy central needs to hire these guys to make a series. Every single video from this group is excellent.
Nooooo... These treasures don't need to be beholden to anyone.
if it was 2009 I would agree.
People still watch Comedy Central?
This might be the best channel for the fewest amount of people on YT, fucking love it you rock dude
It's painful how much I relate to that silent Teams meeting. "So anyone doing anything fun this weekend?? :) .... .... ...."
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Content Moderation, is in fact, Content/Moderation, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Content plus Moderation.
can't wait to attend my Tesla OpenAI GPT baseball game as one of the reamining humans
This was amazing. Like amazing on every angle. Dialog, sets, camera work, acting, sound/music, editing, graphic design, stuff I don't even know. Seriously super amazing.
That David Fincher-esque ending is fantastic.
Fincher or Aronofsky’s Pi?
i dont know what that means can you explain?
the absolute chaos and panic I felt in the last 30 seconds of this
there's a real humility to the way your maintain your online presence and I really appreciate that. Amazing art as always guys great job
The 20-man FaceGoog moderation team: _leisurely picking at low-hanging bot accounts and cringe posters_
The 70,000 FaceGoog developers and corporate staff: _furiously working to incentivize maximally controversial, engagement-generating content that may trigger the implosion of human civilization_
This is it chief
"Man, why does your team suck so bad?"
"Also if anyone or anything from your team so much as breathes on anything related to my 70,000 I'll have you murdered on a certain island."
accelerationism goes burrrrrrr. Arasaka, Militech, and trauma team international coming soon!
dont forget working in tandem with the establishment to censor stories that would change the course of an election
Finally, a KRAZAM parkour video!
The 1st minute of the video really hit me hard because that's exactly how I feel in a remote work environment....
Did anyone notice he wanted to...
00:41 KETCHUP later?!
eerie foreboding..... deepest lore...
KETCHUP?! That's even worse than mustard. What a horrible and toxic POS.
Wow this 5 minute video contains so many small details to enjoy, it's almost like a full cinema movie. Great job again boys 😎
Every frame is pure gold. chatGPT questions and answer, news articles, 4chan threads...
Isn't this the definition of modern day paranoia? Surrounded by anonymous, faceless people on the internet, terrified that they are all plotting against you based on anything you do.
Not really. Bri'ish scientists have discovered that if you want to get rid of "internet anxiety" or are getting "bullied online", all you have to do is... you won't believe this....
UNPLUG YOUR PC AND STOP BEING A SNOWFLAKE
Literally just stay away from the computer lmao
Lol what will they "plot". .. and who are these "they" lmao
@@Borgilian Hahahaha N****** Just Walk Away From The Screen Like N****** Close Your Eyes Haha.
Id call it modern day paranoia, but yeah
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I was in a terrible mood this evening and then I remembered your new vid dropped today. I had to first inject my brain with bliss so that this new vid could be properly enjoyed. I put on your linux con vid, which is comedy crack for me, and was immediately riding the dragon. I almost OD'd from the two vid combo. Thanks for the many years of laughs, boys. Can't wait to see your future vids!
The muted zoom call was too real
When the world needed them most, they returned...
I love this. Horror content often revolves around some prevalent anxiety within society, and AI-driven horror often involves asking ourselves what we'd be willing to do if we had the power to do it perfectly.
As such, this video is asking "If you trained an AI to cancel people based on how we currently cancel people, would that be something we want?". If all you knew was that in the future someone would be cancelled, would you want them to be proactively cancelled right now? AIs in horror often overlook the context and human elements of circumstances when carrying out judgements. Eerily similar to the mob mentality of people that want to be able to judge the entire character of other human beings based on old, mindless or out of context tweets just so they can fuel their own ego as someone fighting for justice. And just like your typical piece of corporate dystopian fiction, this tool is now in the hands of the elite, who can hire leagues of investigators to find the most problematic thing you've ever publicly done and use it to end your career if you to decide to interfere with their interests.
And after all of these attempts to find enemies we can vanquish for the greater good, witches we can burn to restore peace to the world, the inevitable happens. We see our protagonist become the very thing they sought to destroy. Labelled an enemy in a way they know they won't be able to contest - because they themselves would not have listened to their future self - they have no choice but to become what they feared the most. The parallels to real life phenomena are clear: when good people refuse to associate with people who are branded as dissidents, the only people that will still give them a platform are the people they have been involuntarily labelled a supporter of. They never realised, and maybe never will, but their worldview was subtly underpinned by the idea that good, kind people are correct, and bad, rude people are wrong. So gradually, as they are forced to acknowledge the humanity of their foes and the betrayal of their friends, their worldview warps to match.
Ultimately, this video shows what cancel culture is: a tool of fear. One that can turn on even it's most evangelical followers at the shortest of notice. It is yet another way that people with only the best intentions can have their strong sense of justice abused to commit deeply hateful acts.
Or, uh, maybe this video is just meant to be joke, and I'm taking it too seriously. Either way, great video.
most sane krazam viewer
The system76 machine made the mustard POP! out and created this whole situation
Ok but COULD Sephiroth beat Goku?
man this video is a step up from past ones, felt more cinematic. impressive stuff as always
Had to pause 20x to indulge in all the details ... perfect fun - and so close to 'reality'. Damn! I´m going off grid now ...
The real joke is that I couldn't hear the fans on that system 76 laptop
This video really took me offline
edit: i am once again asking for you to please sell me a poster of the 'Microservices' whiteboard.
This is so accurate it's painful.
I watched this mid-binge of Bourne movies. Fits perfectly.
i've been conditioned to the point where just seeing your face in the thumbnail made me laugh. phenomenal videos man
fucking blessed in my hour of need by a new krazam video. You boys always nail it and this one is transcendent.
Better than the later iterations of Black Mirror...
Agreed. I think Black Mirror episodes are too stretched out. The concept is nice, but "Love, Death & Robots" does the same thought provocation and message delivery in shorter time span, like this channel. I mean, those 3 are different art and media formats, it would be like comparing ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise... 😁
I can’t believe you did your own stunts. The supporting cast was amazing!!
Wow, FaceGoog must have dropped the bag to lure Vikas from KPMG after that BallmerCon dub
Hard hitting dystopian sci fi shorts about mustard sub culture. Not what I had wanted today, but clearly what we all needed.
Holy shit the "because of course he does." Slate subheader at 5:25
this is as equally funny and true as it is painful to process
It's simple. I see a new KRAZAM video, I click it.
Best comedy channel on YT.
And here I am still wondering if Sephiroth could beat Goku. Guess I'll need to pay Sam Altman $42 to find out
Props for the system76 😎👍🏼
Having worked with content moderation teams and trust and safety before, this hits home 😂
Congratulations Krazam for winning the Oscars for Best Picture, Best Original Screenplay, and Best Cinematography for your film “Tech Sux LOL”!
Sad to know this is happening to Krazam this year. Stay strong King.
So good. The tension, that just sucks you in. Nobody does that like krazam.
StainGang giving off majorly harsh vibes. Be safe out there, everyone.
Loved how everyone's camera was off on the zoom call, classic!
Step 1: Analyze past behavior
Step 2: Predict future violation
Step 3: BAN
Step 4: ???
Step 5: No Profit
....the Road to Success
Holy shitballs, the production value of every episode increases
"Tim is on mute or something." Hilarious!
You’re so goddamn good. Every. Single. time.
Understanding that kind of humour is both a blessing and a curse
The handheld cameras really take this from good to great.
Really nailing that Tony Scott aesthetic there in the end...
"my sister in law just had a baby" implying his brother did not lmao. Love these blink and you miss it jokes.
"There is a zero percent chance that this is it, chief." 😂😂😂
Bruh the wall of muted coworkers with the cameras off gave me ptsd from a terrible corporate gig I had.
KRAZAM blessed us with another video!
Photosensitive epilepsy warning: if you have a history of epilepsy or seizures, consult a doctor before watching this video.
Oh my god the start is painfully relatable.
S-tier. Thanks for keeping these awesome videos coming, its good to do it at a healthy pace o7
Babe, new krazam just dropped
this is so fucking good. I love your tech stuff and I love how you're creepin it up these days.
System76 laptop for added realism, love it!
Just me and my camo pants, absolutely stained up to the waist in mustard, (hot)dog whistling to my yellowboy edgelords, you're either with us or against us 🌭🇺🇲
those who forget the algorithm are doomed to repeat it
Dark as always! 👍👍👍
PS. Yeah, all the bad things in the world start with a malfunctioning coffee capsule...
I love this, it's like old RUclips. Super creative and hilarious.
"Take a look at this...there's a zero percent chance that this is it, chief" LMAOOOOO i'm literally dead
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I really liked how nobody suggested deleting the tweet lmao
Quality as always, thank you guys 👌
when the standards change so quickly, it becomes conscious and goes after the standard monitors
This is why I don't go to Mariners games!! Great work
"Best caterpillar suppliers" Lol. Must be talking to the Senior Engineer.