GERBERT ISN'T OKAY! /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!
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- Опубликовано: 31 авг 2020
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It’s about time Gerbert was obsessed with something besides God
This really showcases Gerbert's range as an actor & strange, sometimes dismissive, relationship with cats.
Gerbert failed to realize that when you get a cat, you don’t own the cat, the cat owns you
I know that's right!!
Gerbert unironically brings joy to my life
Mine too
That cat is clearly turned off by the fact that his scratching post is moving and making noise.
Gertbert: Hi Miss Deegan
Miss Degan: Hi MiSs DeEgAn
"Come on in, Baby." Well, somebody's getting a bit frisky.
It's pretty clear that mr Cat didn't accept Jesus Christ as his personal Savior.
That cat is also probably dead now and in Hell.
@@TheViscoKid This cat is probably ruling his kingdom in hell, and has made a special place for Gerbert.
You just know there’s reels and reels of footage out there where someone offscreen is screaming at the poor cat to interact with that hideous fabric monster. 😢
This was genuinely frustrating to watch. I know adults that are like this.
every dog owner is like this
Like what? Puppets?
@@adamtherock2008 I think he means that dog owners want a pet that is servile, not independent.
My ex just didn't understand - the cat wants its space. It won't be comfortable with you until it gets to know you and even then good luck.
Poor giblet
Ever since Brutalmoose covered Gerbert, I'm constantly referencing it and absolutely nobody gets it
Hi Gerbert instantly popped into my head while reading this
That cat has superb taste. I would completely blank the whiny little god-botherer myself.
"God knows what it's like to feel angry." - Gerbert
pretty dark to name a cat after a dead cat you once had
There's a significant chance that at least you, one of your siblings, or one of your parents were named after a dead family member (typically grandparent or great-grandparent).
@@KnuckleHunkybuck Yes, but in that case the parent are probably not assuming that the kid will be a replacement for the dead person.
@@ThreadBomb It's not a replacement. It's a hypothetical "what would you..." scenario, and the kid clearly fondly remembers his cat. Not that dark. Almost heart-warming, actually.
@@KnuckleHunkybuck eh I’m getting some “D” student vibes from that kid. He probably joined the marines out of high school, got a traumatic brain injury after his humvee rolled over in Iraq and is living off disability. He now lives with 8 cats named fuckin Kit-Kat
@@mattkennedy6115 MATT KENNE-DAY!
An allegory for Christians out in the world proselytizing.
So sorry to hear you are so deeply lost and confused.
GERBERT you do not need a cat. You have RORY your stuffed lion.
When's the gritty, dark Gerbert reboot coming out?
You mean this isn't it?
Athiest gerbert makes a skeptic youtube channel. Becomes the evil version of arlo
After Psalty vs Colby civil war. Gerbert gets introduced after the credits
Plot Twist: Risky Rat bursts in through the door and punts the cat
cool he’s a 7th Day Catventist
The crossover we didn’t ask for and don’t deserve
I like to think the cat was inside Gerbert all along. That and HPV.
"GERBERT ISN'T OKAY!"
EIT, how long have you been following Gerbert now? You should know by now he was never okay.
Brutalmoose made a video about this exact episode
Imagine what this poor cat is thinking
"Dear God get that annoying puppet away from me!"
"Honey, that slow boy from next door is in our yard bothering the cat again."
😂😂😂
gerbert, just off screen, waving a handgun around, asking for cat names
My Dark Lord, Feline Urban Castration Korps Team 1 is behind schedule, will send expedite signal immediately.
i'm gerbert for cat
and if you vote for me
every cat in the town
will run away for free
Moral of the story is cats hate kids
If by "kids" you mean demented chicken nugget tumor puppet, then yes.
After losing the rights to Garfield, this project really lost its way
if he was white?
if he was white?
Come on BahyBay!
I got my swag from gerbert
KitCat, that's a nice name! And if you had a cat, what would you name it Mr Lovecraft?
I'd name my cat DEATH GOD. In all caps. :B
Cats don't trust puppets on TV ever since ALF had a show.
Welcome to the fun world of having a cat, Gerbert. I'd say ownership but we all know you don't own a cat....the cat owns you.
Can't stop laughing at the "pulled my finger" part! (No wonder they only showed it from the waist up...)
My cat looks just like that cat. And he hates Gerbert, too.
*IF HE WAS WHITE*
if he was white...
At last Gerbert learns to praise a real deity: a cat
Ave, Deus Felinus!
Wow you are truly disturbed.
Ancient egyptian moment ✨️
Someone needs to teach Gerbert about consent
I guess it's kinda hard for little Gerbs to learn consent when he spends every day with a puppeteer's hand up his leather cheerio.
Seems like they were.
@@littlegreengamer "his leather cheerio" is the best combination of words to touch reality
We can't do that! He might turn around and object to having a hand up his ass!
I'd name my cat after HP Lovecraft's cat.
Gimme a break! Gimme a break! Gimme a piece of that Kit Kat bar!
SNOWBALL
LUCI FURR
Every day...
what year was everything is terrible made?
He doesn't like that woman, either. You can tell he just wants her to let go of him. Poor cat. What is this, the cat abuse hour?
I want that cat.
Back in 2018, I was at my dad's house for a visit. I asked him if I can watch television and he said yes. After that, I stumbled across a channel called 'Smile', a Christian kids channel. The shows I watched on that channel were Larryboy and Gerbert. In my opinion, it's not that bad.
Gerbert needs to chill fr
Hunh. Guess no one went after the low-hanging fruit.
👏[golf clap]👏
I thought about it. I really did.
What's that
Poor cat. Just leave the poor cat alone, gerbert.
Does he not know this is how cats act? Welcome to cat ownership, gerbert. Cats NEVER do what you ask. They either walk off or sit there and blink at you, not giving a crap. Honestly sounds like having a husband!
I pet my gray cat while watching this. Everything is fine.
animals aren't yours to enslave gerbert. that cat had sex organs, fingertips, hopes and dreams before you forced it to be your friend.
See ya later alligator
Any Good Christian Fun fans in the comments here?
I am interested is this a youtube channel?
You should get a dog.....yer not cool enuff fer a cat