Gerbert goes to Heaven, and dethrones God. Creating a world only in his own image as he said "Golly gee! I don't have to pretend to be God anymore, when I am God!"
Gerbert is from a time when what he is seemed wholesome, but in today's world he just seems hollow at best and at worst, a facade for something sinister.
Eventually Gerbert lost himself inside his mind and went into a locked in coma where he only spoke to his other personalities at the age of 10, he would meet God himself in this vegetative state where he realized all his Christian preconceptions of God were incorrect, unable to cope his mind split in half, but being a vegetable he cried out for help but no one ever responded. Eventually Gerbert stopped thinking and died at 99.
@@a_random_-guy All praise to God-Emperor Gerbert. You'll find other interesting... impressions in that episode too. Thanks to Brutalmoose for his lovely review of it.
@@a_random_-guy Find Brutalmoose's review. He specifically commented on those scenes. That's how I knew about them. Might have been titled "Gerbert Returns"? I can't check right now, but if you have trouble I'll shoot you a link later.
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"You do not even know me" -- Gerbert gets ghosted by God.
"I love you I love you I LOVE YOU!"
"You do not even know me."
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🎶(racist Gerbert sets race relations back decades)🎶
The subtitles are the best sometimes
"If its in the Bible its a true story"
"God wants us to tell lies"
It REally ReAllly happened
"I'm pretending to be god!"
Why just stop at pretending, Gerbert? What's to keep you from becoming a god?
Gerbert goes to Heaven, and dethrones God. Creating a world only in his own image as he said "Golly gee! I don't have to pretend to be God anymore, when I am God!"
@Kolbatsu bruh imagine a parallel universe where Gerbert is gawd...
Nothing like playing some baseball WITH THE BOYS
"Dorkus" is one of the top 10 most frequently appearing words IN the Bible.
So is the word "ass".
Dorcas or Tabitha
WHAT HAPPENED TO DORCAS
You do not even know me
✔️ *seen at 5:22 am*
Gerbert is from a time when what he is seemed wholesome, but in today's world he just seems hollow at best and at worst, a facade for something sinister.
that one line "You like kinda cute" makes my eyebrows shoot up every time
this has so many good quotes holy shit
"but im not gonna tell, cause they just wana hurt me and mock god" is my fav. god bless ya, gerbert
cannot get over gerbert hitting on the viewer
0:24 when the roach starts flying.
1:06 I COULD NOT GET OVER THIS PART. WHY IS THE CHICKEN NUGGET CHILD CALLING ME "CUTE?"
hearing "Daddy" in Gerbert's voice is the most disturbing thing I've heard all day
“Oh daddy! I going to play baseball with the boys!” 👅
“It isn’t right to disobey your daddy” 😩
@@stupidass69420 “I’ll tell my Daddy I’m sorry for disobeying him”🤤
"god wants us to tell lies" is an underrated edit it's so simple but works SO WELL
Me and the boys playing baseball without daddy
“I’m not gonna tell cause they just wanna hurt me and mock god”
I don't know who made this, but they're a real dorkus.
Eventually Gerbert lost himself inside his mind and went into a locked in coma where he only spoke to his other personalities at the age of 10, he would meet God himself in this vegetative state where he realized all his Christian preconceptions of God were incorrect, unable to cope his mind split in half, but being a vegetable he cried out for help but no one ever responded. Eventually Gerbert stopped thinking and died at 99.
Split (2016) - M Night Shyamalan
@@youseenednedisdead DIVX_YIFY_RIP
He should have worn that helmet. That head injury really changed him for the worse.
I really wouldnt mind if this channel just made Gerbert content from now on.
oh i love my beautiful hair and i dont want no grape juice
oh my god i am so glad i started watching your videos with closed captions
G-Rated version of Split.
“I don’t know what God looks like, but I heard He’s beautiful!”
Gerbert then closes his eyes, imaging Ryan Gosling’s naked body
0:38 I'm gonna play baseball with the *🅱️OIS*
it RULLY RULLY happened
I straight up cannot tell whether you edited the audio or not. Gerbert constantly sounds like he's glitching out
Gerbert noclips into a garbage can for God.
mud pie
He sounds/reminds me of butters from south park.
When Gerbert gets left on seen by god.
GERBERT IS A MENACE! A MENACE, I TELL YOU!
0:21 Gerbert trying to find one of his escaped slaves.
😂😂😂
The absolute look of existential sorrow in his eyes at 0:15
Me and the boys playing Baseball
“It isn’t right to disobey your daddy!”
"You really think someone would do that?
Just write a chapter in the Bible and tell lies...?"
Gerbert's acts of hubris won't be forgotten.
Yeah Gerbert is a real Dorkas alright.
Dorkus
I DON'T KNOW JESUS-
excellence
My childhood is cursed.
Liked for "Dorkus". :P
don't bro god if you don't know god
It’s hard for me to hate on the ignorant little fella. 0:21
Doctor lumis: Gerbert is pure evil. More evil than Michael myers. HE MUST BE STOPPED.
I want more funnies from gerbert
god wants us to tell lies
When he looked right at me and said I'm cute, my pulled my head back.
It really really happened!......wink
The car was a steal.....wink
The Bible is the best book ever!
Guess he hasn't read anything by Hilary McKay
I feel like gerbert should be winking when he says that it really, really happened
0:28
That section made me laugh out loud, and I can’t remember the last time a video made me do that. Have a like!
Turn on the captions, it’s funnier with them on
Dorkus.
I'm so confused
Gerbert is a dorkus
I really don't like how Gerbert is coming on to me.
He does that a lot
Where can I find the clip at 0:27 ?
Gerbert: The Cat's Meow
@@CandyHatsuneWolff Bless you
@@a_random_-guy All praise to God-Emperor Gerbert.
You'll find other interesting... impressions in that episode too. Thanks to Brutalmoose for his lovely review of it.
@@CandyHatsuneWolff Oddly enough, I can't find that segment online. Everyone who uploads the episode removes that part.
@@a_random_-guy Find Brutalmoose's review. He specifically commented on those scenes. That's how I knew about them. Might have been titled "Gerbert Returns"? I can't check right now, but if you have trouble I'll shoot you a link later.
Well, if God wants us to tell lies, then I'm ahead this game! I'm really going to go to heaven!
it isn’t right to disobey your daddy 😏😏😏
Bad things happen when we pretend to be God.
DORCAS x11
DORKUS
Oof
The bible is the best book ever!
Guess he's never read anything by Hilary McKay or Judy blume or Jim Benton.
0:27 MEXICAN CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME GERBERT! *triggered*
He's 1% mesican 🇲🇽