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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

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  • @richardpeel6056
    @richardpeel6056 2 года назад +34

    The waste fluffy stuff is the nylon reinforcement in the hoses giving them a criss cross effect. The clever part of this business is to pelletize the polymers while extracting the nylon reinforcement. This begs the question: can the extracted nylon reinforcement be cleaned and recycled ?

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  2 года назад +4

      🙏

    • @andyhodge9703
      @andyhodge9703 2 года назад +7

      Begging the question relates to a particular logical fallacy . The phrase you're after is raises the question . An awful lot of people , including myself until quite recently , make this mistake . Thanks you're welcome

    • @sarah6557
      @sarah6557 2 года назад

      @@DJAUDITS 💯❤

    • @Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_
      @Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_ Год назад

      . . .a very good point, perhaps we need another video to find the answer. Well done.

    • @albin2232
      @albin2232 Год назад +2

      The Mad Professor would know.

  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain 2 года назад +113

    We need to get permission from a hose now to take a picture 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @g4kfjve7kfj34
      @g4kfjve7kfj34 2 года назад

      ooooo,s

    • @sam8rix
      @sam8rix 2 года назад +2

      Yoooooo

    • @rebeccaryan3621
      @rebeccaryan3621 2 года назад +3

      i don't think a hose is able to give permission lol

    • @NPC-00361
      @NPC-00361 2 года назад +5

      No, you need permission to film on PRIVATE PROPERTY. This is my old work place you weirdoes.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 2 года назад

      Could be a Spanish hose, Jose ------- ,Or translated ,Hose A.😄

  • @supersuper-sq8ss
    @supersuper-sq8ss 2 года назад +112

    A whole series of offences...i look forward to being prosecuted for these numerous offenses.

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  2 года назад +15

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @AnimalLoving-24
      @AnimalLoving-24 2 года назад +5

      Your honour he was caught photographing a plastic hose blah blah blah.verdict GUILTY blah blah 2 years in hmp

    • @supersuper-sq8ss
      @supersuper-sq8ss 2 года назад +4

      @@AnimalLoving-24 only 2 years ...an additional 2 years for touching the clear hose

    • @NPC-00361
      @NPC-00361 2 года назад +4

      @@DJAUDITS you are so weird trespassing on private property.

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  2 года назад +3

      @@NPC-00361 soooo weird 😎😎😎

  • @cookiemonster2299
    @cookiemonster2299 2 года назад +111

    Top marks for turning his paranoia around in such a kind manner. 👍🇬🇧

    • @RetroMods
      @RetroMods 2 года назад +3

      And without personal insults that some feel the need to do

    • @Zombie101
      @Zombie101 2 года назад +6

      @@NPC-00361 nope because in the UK you are on camera hundreds of times a day. The UK has the highest amount of CCTV in the world. If you don't like cameras, well.. the UK isn't for you pal! Moreover it wasn't a closed off business establishment, as stated by the publicly accessible access, no fences, no signs... Nothing illegal has taken place by PJs actions

  • @bedpansniper
    @bedpansniper 2 года назад +78

    You just know he's also the chairman of the local neighbourhood watch committee 😉

    • @yasminet6355
      @yasminet6355 2 года назад +10

      He's also on the committee of his local conservative club.

    • @thumbodyelse21
      @thumbodyelse21 2 года назад +2

      @@yasminet6355 what are you getting at?

    • @AnimalLoving-24
      @AnimalLoving-24 2 года назад +2

      So he's the one you clock sittin in the dark peeping from the side of his bedroom window with his binoculars the creep

    • @yasminet6355
      @yasminet6355 2 года назад +3

      @@thumbodyelse21I mean he's the sort who get on committees so he can order people about. I've met loads like him.

    • @IWITNESS7
      @IWITNESS7 2 года назад +1

      Or a peeping tom

  • @Pattoe
    @Pattoe 2 года назад +59

    People walking past the front of my house on the footpath is against my security policy I just made up. I'm going to go and call the police on anyone that walks past my house now, they are committing a series of offences!!

    • @triplezs6307
      @triplezs6307 2 года назад +2

      thats a public footpath. this video is on privately leased property where they can dictate the terms of security

    • @patrolmanracv
      @patrolmanracv 2 года назад +3

      @@triplezs6307 with public access thy can dictate all they like ..but it's not law ..

    • @AnimalLoving-24
      @AnimalLoving-24 2 года назад +2

      Trespass, invasion of privacy, perving, yep just too many offences there lol

    • @triplezs6307
      @triplezs6307 2 года назад +1

      @@AnimalLoving-24 i think DJAudits would gladly accept such titles to describe the type of work he does

    • @Pattoe
      @Pattoe 2 года назад +1

      @@AnimalLoving-24 Not a criminal Offence, No expectation of privacy and... what?

  • @DonegalOverlanding
    @DonegalOverlanding 2 года назад +57

    In his defence, he just reacted like most people would, its hardly surprising. He didn't escalate it, he did stop when you asked him to, and he did start to show a little smile and he started to like you. He knew he was going to end up really liking you and having a convo, so he retreated to safety to save face. I reckon he is a fairly decent gentleman.

    • @stephenwhelehan2647
      @stephenwhelehan2647 2 года назад +3

      Couldn’t agree more

    • @112chapters3
      @112chapters3 2 года назад +1

      100%

    • @pradaman307
      @pradaman307 2 года назад

      I think he is a complete TIT

    • @urban_fox_cub_urbex
      @urban_fox_cub_urbex Год назад

      @@pradaman307I bet your a complete tit 😂 i bet you call everyone a tit

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 11 месяцев назад

      Fuck him, you go around accusing people of committing criminal offences when you just don't _like_ what they're doing, you're a nailed on mong.

  • @albin2232
    @albin2232 Год назад +3

    The public demand for hose is information needs to be satisfied.

  • @andrehulse11
    @andrehulse11 2 года назад +34

    I'm in a wheelchair and can't get out, it's a lot better than watching TV it's like a documentary thank you

  • @Te-rt7bq
    @Te-rt7bq 2 года назад +12

    At the end he had to smile - loveable old chap, too engrossed in his work he forgets to laugh n smile now and again. At least your brought a smile from his heart with your very diplomatic tone. 👌🏽

  • @allthegearnotaclue
    @allthegearnotaclue 2 года назад +28

    Don't you just love people who spout nonsense as though they know what they are talking about?

  • @therearenogods3716
    @therearenogods3716 2 года назад +41

    The Brits are the best! even when the old boy who was obviously annoyed at you filming still remained quite polite in trying to explain his perceived view of the law in your activities.

    • @andycapp5581
      @andycapp5581 2 года назад

      Understated smouldering rage ……I’m sure he ranted and raved about it to “the wife” once he got home to #69 Acacia Avenue 😄

    • @AcmeRacing
      @AcmeRacing 2 года назад

      Years ago at an old job I got told off by a British customer. He ended his comments with a scathing "Good DAY sir!" and hung up. He meant it to sting, but I was smiling at the irony.

    • @felixfarquharson
      @felixfarquharson 2 года назад

      @@andycapp5581 haha I feel that!

    • @digitalradiohacker
      @digitalradiohacker Год назад

      @@AcmeRacing
      Hell. The only escalation from that would have been ending an email with "regards" rather than "kind regards".

  • @shanedpain7734
    @shanedpain7734 2 года назад +18

    We used to make skateboard stuff out of the yellow pipe.
    Attach 2 lengths to a scaffold plank, put the plank down a stair set, and you could "grind" down some stairs :D

  • @abeltofscotch4120
    @abeltofscotch4120 2 года назад +90

    British arguments are the best:
    “You’re committing a series of offences against the queen my good man!”
    “And what offences what they be my right honourable gentlemen?!”

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  2 года назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @biffo1941
      @biffo1941 2 года назад +4

      Brilliant

    • @vinto34
      @vinto34 2 года назад +5

      Please move on good sir before my mood changes.

    • @tonyross7376
      @tonyross7376 2 года назад +3

      Hahaha Haha hahaha

    • @AnimalLoving-24
      @AnimalLoving-24 2 года назад +2

      Oh the queen's here is she? Do I have any spare red carpet I wasn't prepared

  • @alcoyne3333333333333
    @alcoyne3333333333333 2 года назад +14

    Love the way he's trying to say everything it all in big pc correct words 🤣🤣

  • @derwindhund116
    @derwindhund116 2 года назад +10

    What my concern is, there was a hydrant sign on the wall behind the pallets, I hope none of those pallets were blocking the hydrant.

  • @chipseal9403
    @chipseal9403 2 года назад +16

    The last two years have not taught us all that much about how viruses behave, but it has taught us a great deal about how governments behave.

  • @dbcooper7326
    @dbcooper7326 2 года назад +33

    Guys like that man were the men who made England great. Small niche business often operating out of little garages. They are a dying breed. I realise he was wrong about the law but I still have great respect for him for running a business instead of having his hand out.

    • @Hannah-pk6iq
      @Hannah-pk6iq 2 года назад +3

      Says the tory & brexit voter. You will be mentioning the blitz spirit next.

    • @dbcooper7326
      @dbcooper7326 2 года назад +1

      @@Hannah-pk6iq Tory & Brexit voter ? LOL

    • @brianbonner7128
      @brianbonner7128 2 года назад +5

      @@Hannah-pk6iq I voted for Brexit and I vote Tory.
      What are you trying to say ?? That you know how we all think.
      You must be a clairvoyant to know that. Well done 👍

    • @marksinclair946
      @marksinclair946 2 года назад

      Are the FBI still after you?

    • @dbcooper7326
      @dbcooper7326 2 года назад

      @@marksinclair946 statute of limitation 5 years

  • @markosmith8037
    @markosmith8037 2 года назад +27

    I cant believe I am looking forward to a video about the legalities and morality of filming hosepipes. See you at 4pm 👍

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  2 года назад +6

      What have our lives come to? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @patthewoodboy
      @patthewoodboy 2 года назад +3

      @@DJAUDITS was thinking the same , but I am retired so I have an excuse 🙂

    • @ianhandforth5672
      @ianhandforth5672 2 года назад

      dont you remember the hose pipe wars of the sixties.harry parmer was all over it,

  • @ACE999
    @ACE999 2 года назад +26

    I'm having dreams about five eyed fish swimming around in fluffy plastic granules when it's dumped in the river, and rats making lovely warm nests out of it!

    • @Arounadabout
      @Arounadabout 2 года назад +1

      They are your pets ? 😆

    • @theplugplug4584
      @theplugplug4584 2 года назад +2

      Stop watching the Simpsons movie lol😂😂😂

  • @YT_User-
    @YT_User- 2 года назад +20

    In this video: DJ gets a detention for having his phone out in the lesson and forgetting his homework, his parents are gonna go nuts! #scienceteacher

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  2 года назад +4

      Yes, the way he was talking was pretty much like being back at school. He must be very good at what he does inside that building but is lacking common sense a little.

    • @YT_User-
      @YT_User- 2 года назад +3

      @@DJAUDITS I'm hoping you told him to get back to work, that elephant toothpaste isn't gonna mix itself! 🤣

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  2 года назад +3

      @@YT_User- I do advise that he returns to work but in a polite way 👍

  • @TallBoy-vf3tt
    @TallBoy-vf3tt 2 года назад +6

    That old fella was a righteous plumb! Reminded me of the Doc in back to the future lol Can imagine the local police scrambling specialist resources to the area after his call “ Hello I need the police urgently please, there a man breeching our security by filming our stock we left outside” police “ No worries sir our firearms unit are just kitting up” 🤦‍♂️

  • @andy-incognito
    @andy-incognito 2 года назад +10

    He needs to go back to the future. Brilliant vid.

  • @raven5087
    @raven5087 2 года назад +26

    I'm getting to enjoy my daily time watching your vids. Always informative and even when sone would get rattled you keep nice and cool. For some strange reason I like seeing the machinery and stuff at work. Keep up the great work, for us physically challenged folk its like a little jaunt out. 😀😀😀

    • @raven5087
      @raven5087 2 года назад +2

      @@Bobbins-b5x lol...same here. I'm sure we will all be able to get out more come the Spring. 😃🌟

  • @shaneglasgow6267
    @shaneglasgow6267 2 года назад +6

    That's de escalation 101 . Big respect, I saw what you did there ..if you can turn them you have won the battle ... well that was just one battle. but the way it ended , and he changed his mind ..... that's what it's all about .. well done

  • @stan9888
    @stan9888 2 года назад +10

    You are very polite to these fools!

  • @otterplays8156
    @otterplays8156 2 года назад +6

    He's been around molten plastic a tad too much. A real League of Gentleman aura oozes off him....

  • @Benny10001
    @Benny10001 2 года назад +26

    Great example of how your calm auditing style is so effective. If you can stay calm against aggression, the aggressor doesn’t know what to do. If that’s the owner’s attitude, I suspect it mag not be a nice place to work. Other than perhaps PJ, most other auditors wouldn’t have been quite so successful. Well done! 👍

    • @haylslouise8428
      @haylslouise8428 Год назад

      Calm? Hardly. ST Audits is calmer than him and he has respect for others, and also isn't reporting pointless things. He documents the issues in our country, and does so without feeling the need to argue with people.

  • @ivancarter9456
    @ivancarter9456 2 года назад +6

    If stock is valuable their insurance company needs to be informed that'll knock their insurance sky high ...they'll need their property being extended for storage

  • @grandmastarflash
    @grandmastarflash 2 года назад +4

    "'It must take a big machine to make that sort of stuff at this strength" god I love watching this channel 🤣😂

  • @blueomega2853
    @blueomega2853 2 года назад +3

    Lol when you were showing the green garden hose and you were like "it's the normal green stuff we all know" a add pops up and was like "get outta here" 😂

  • @foxbyday4300
    @foxbyday4300 2 года назад +8

    This bloke is gold !!

  • @Brian169016
    @Brian169016 2 года назад +2

    Nice job on calming down the owner. I'm guessing that the plastic hose is almost worthless, hence why it is left outside. Great to see that there is a company recycling them instead of putting them in landfill.

  • @eldeefifty4526
    @eldeefifty4526 2 года назад +16

    He lost the wind in his sails rather quickly 😁

  • @mikemikemick
    @mikemikemick 2 года назад +8

    Loved this one, you went out of you're way to de-escalate, with you're calm words and staying professional.

  • @BowlingCrony
    @BowlingCrony 2 года назад +13

    The waste in the bag is most likely the supporting fiber from the hoses plus the bits of attached rubber that isn't as easy to detach for reprocessing and destined for landfill, whilst the majority of the removed rubber or plastic can then be sold on for re use . At a guess.

  • @garyday7054
    @garyday7054 2 года назад +19

    I doubt the owner knows about photography laws, he was just probably protecting his company. You handled it very calmly and clearly.

  • @plug4uk696
    @plug4uk696 2 года назад +5

    Sniffing in plastic fumes is detrimental to ones health and that owner is a prime example folks ;-)

  • @Parawingdelta2
    @Parawingdelta2 2 года назад +21

    "What do you think you're doing?" is always a bad way to start a conversation. I can understand how he wanted to keep it a secret (in full view) because no one's ever seen blue hose before.
    It's always a laugh when people inform you of the 'offence' by just telling you what you're actually doing; which you already know.

    • @Aidankiwi
      @Aidankiwi 2 года назад +2

      It's like those with an inflated ego who say "Don't you know who I am?" When I was once confronted by a pompous idiot who asked me that once, my response was to ask him if he needed medical attention if he couldn't remember who he was.

  • @bmeghani88
    @bmeghani88 2 года назад +12

    If he didn't interfere, this would be a very nice documentary about the lifecycle of hoses

    • @oneworld6347
      @oneworld6347 2 года назад

      Very dry, unless I've got it wrong?

    • @raistmajere5627
      @raistmajere5627 2 года назад +1

      Don’t you think the documentary would have been so much better with the owner in the loop. If you are going to make a serious documentary that is structured you don’t just start filming without the owner on board. If he did this then he would not be asking so many questions about the business.It is obvious that D.J has another agenda. That agenda is to wind up people and get a reaction and play it too people for entertainment. Photography is not a crime however if you want the ideal person to give an example of this then go watch Focus Pocus. Unfortunately D.J just does not cut it as the most important ingredient is missing from these and that is the owners involvement which would have led to loads of information first hand and a factory tour. As a documentary very poor I’m afraid.

  • @EyeSpyAudit
    @EyeSpyAudit 2 года назад +19

    Committing a series of offences 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  2 года назад +8

      He was very old fashioned and I made sure we parted on respectful terms. He did make me laugh though, its great when you get someone like this. Nice bloke really.

    • @EyeSpyAudit
      @EyeSpyAudit 2 года назад +4

      @DJ AUDITS Nice bloke but he was very old fashioned. Like a fossil 🤣

  • @bigp4014
    @bigp4014 2 года назад +5

    Another Top Draw Audit by The DJ ! 👍👍 from calling the police to a smile he got hooked by the DJ ! Best Wishes Big P - Northern Ireland

  • @asumazilla
    @asumazilla Год назад +1

    That hose looks perfectly good, it might be a shame to recycle it.

  • @williamgriffin5389
    @williamgriffin5389 2 года назад +6

    It's not the light caliber 20.7 ml hose that worries me. It's the big yellow stuff that could really do some damage.

  • @chrischatfield8550
    @chrischatfield8550 2 года назад +7

    Oh Wow you talked that owner around .well done .and you were not doing anything wrong anyway so again gotta admire your professionalism .....You get better every day 😁very informative Thank you

  • @Bazrad68
    @Bazrad68 2 года назад +1

    The word ‘Herbert’ came to mind as soon as that dude in the white coat turned up. 😂

  • @ROSABELLEVLOGS
    @ROSABELLEVLOGS 2 года назад +2

    OMG it's Doc he's back from the past and travelled into the future from Back to the Future 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimmydougle9743
    @jimmydougle9743 2 года назад +6

    Got to be careful when searching for “hose UK”

  • @pqrstzxerty1296
    @pqrstzxerty1296 2 года назад +2

    0:10 oh its the....
    Not The Right Reasons Act 1703 that old act of law, penalty is instant death.

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 года назад +2

    Great work again DJ.
    I can't stand being subjected to the phrase 'What do you think you're doing?'.
    I find an appropriate response is 'No, I know what I'm doing', or, if you prefer, simply 'No, I know'.

  • @regina2130
    @regina2130 2 года назад +3

    I get people's concern for what is unusual activity. In all probability I would react the same. He was unable to list the numerous offences you were allegedly breaching so maybe he learned from this. A calm explanation like this wont always work but you always give it a chance and on this occasion it did so well done.

  • @bruceseaman6592
    @bruceseaman6592 2 года назад +3

    Bless him,care in the community do good work

  • @ItsParrisJane
    @ItsParrisJane 10 месяцев назад +1

    That’s exactly where that air ram hoover belongs. absolute rubbish.

  • @butchbaird1834
    @butchbaird1834 2 года назад +1

    The website doesn’t tell the public that there’s a silly old man running the company.

  • @superconductorchip9072
    @superconductorchip9072 2 года назад +1

    My good man, we make adult toys with all this rubber hose.

  • @stefhatton2703
    @stefhatton2703 2 года назад +1

    DJ you are brilliant ive just found your channel and its GOLD (subscribed and liked) this particular Audit had me in stiches ive had to watch it all over again 😀

  • @brettkeepin808
    @brettkeepin808 2 года назад +6

    That big yellow pipe reminds me of my missus, Not very flexible 😂

  • @funkyjunkyjai
    @funkyjunkyjai 2 года назад +2

    "You are commiting a series of offences" 😆🤦‍♂️
    He's a strange one 🤔 😆

  • @toastd4life76
    @toastd4life76 2 года назад +3

    I've been to many factories on the American side and they use grinders and they are loud. But some plastics come in powder and get rotated to form what ever product example a cooler example yeti.

  • @MOOEYSMITH
    @MOOEYSMITH 2 года назад +5

    I think that "fluff" you found was the reinforcement that you can see in the pipe.

  • @toastd4life76
    @toastd4life76 2 года назад +3

    I went to factories to install the piping system to make that product move from the grinder to either a surge bin or a mixer called a blender then would be sent to the machine where the product is made.
    It pretty exciting.

    • @toastd4life76
      @toastd4life76 2 года назад +2

      Ask good questions if interested.

  • @stevedawg9588
    @stevedawg9588 2 года назад +12

    Multiple offenses eh..you bad boy DJ...From what i see, he is the one committing offense...false accusation and deformation of character?

  • @richardkinghorn4729
    @richardkinghorn4729 2 года назад +25

    He might be the owner but has absolutely no common sense where public photography laws are concerned. Stating there was a camera right behind him is ok for him to record you but not you to record what you can see in public makes a total mockery of his statement about breaking numerous laws. You have to laugh at people sometimes. Keep the vids up DJ, always entertaining.

    • @triplezs6307
      @triplezs6307 2 года назад +4

      its privately leased property. he can dictate the terms on his property and push the issue if he so wishes.

    • @technojoe4079
      @technojoe4079 2 года назад +1

      @@triplezs6307 his knowledge is still flawed though.

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  2 года назад +3

      It’s shared land. No sole right to dictate 👍

    • @technojoe4079
      @technojoe4079 2 года назад +1

      @@DJAUDITS 👌

    • @paulharrison2325
      @paulharrison2325 2 года назад

      @@DJAUDITS you can’t know that without seeing the lease - it’s very likely you were stood on land he is in control of. You’re misunderstanding the term publicly accessible in this instance - once it was clear he didn’t want you there you should have left as the area no longer permitted to be there and therefore it does not meet the definition of publicly accessible.

  • @markosmith8037
    @markosmith8037 2 года назад +1

    a great video - special mention is needed (if it hasn't already been mentioned) for the clapping towards the end (at 10:28 for example) where the hosepipe nominations are shown 🤣.

  • @johnkelly9463
    @johnkelly9463 2 года назад +3

    You are assumed you are not here for any of the right reasons, I love the English accent, 😂😅😂. Good job bro,

  • @richardpaquette8429
    @richardpaquette8429 2 года назад +14

    Not to add fuel to his paranoia but there are thousands of £ of free hose lying around for the taking.
    A container or fenced in area might be better now that you've advertised to the locals where they can get free hose. 🤣

    • @ianhandforth5672
      @ianhandforth5672 2 года назад +3

      but that would be recycling if they use it.

  • @stevieturbo88
    @stevieturbo88 Год назад

    Love it when you are pissing folk off regarding security breaches then you bring out the line I’ll just take a drone up 😂

  • @johngray1972
    @johngray1972 2 года назад +3

    Hi Kevin Kerban, your address is on companies house for the public to see.

  • @jackrussell3084
    @jackrussell3084 2 года назад +1

    This guy was pure gold, would have been a great voice actor in a cartoon.

  • @snuggleseal
    @snuggleseal 2 года назад

    the way you start taking all those bits of hoses seriously was fantastic, well done lol :)

  • @adrintait4660
    @adrintait4660 2 года назад +1

    I love the technical details provided. Some blue stuff, the green one, a red one and clear one

  • @moonpawooe7134
    @moonpawooe7134 Год назад +1

    He's looking in that skip for waste to put in the flux capacitor of he's deloran

  • @douglipscomb3002
    @douglipscomb3002 2 года назад +2

    Free publicity, who wouldn't want it? I'm pretty sure he went back inside, sat down at his desk and on reflection said "damn, I blew a perfect opportunity to showcase my business"!!!!!

  • @2E0XVX
    @2E0XVX 2 года назад +2

    DJ, I use to deliver to that company, all that pipe is ripped into tiny bits, which is sold to all sorts of places.

  • @smotty2hotty
    @smotty2hotty 2 года назад +2

    Absolutely Top RUclips Auditor!!! Very knowledgeable and informative and always giving an audiable description of everything you see. It is always a pleasure and delight to watch your videos my friend. You are easily on a far more higher level of auditing than most of them out there and videos like this clearly shows it. Top Respect matey!! Absolute Top Man!!!!!

  • @papersplease
    @papersplease 2 года назад +6

    If you leave your hose hanging out, people will notice and might want to have a look.

  • @wanderinggoliard
    @wanderinggoliard 2 года назад +1

    What a thoroughly decent chap.

  • @wolvoman1
    @wolvoman1 2 года назад +4

    A very good example of how to (not) promote the company K2 POLYMERS LIMITED, Acan Way, Narborough, Leicester LE19 2GW.
    As good as accused you of being up to no good, a very poor potential customer interaction.

  • @steveshepherd2712
    @steveshepherd2712 2 года назад +1

    "Got any O's?" ( Two Ronnies "Four Candles" sketch) 😅

  • @Jordonquinn1
    @Jordonquinn1 2 года назад +7

    Loving your videos! Its mad how many people/officers think they can make you do things when you clearly know a lot more then themselves

  • @paddrivers
    @paddrivers 2 года назад +2

    "You sir are a Cad and a Bounder!"
    "And your sir are fluff and nonsense!"

  • @twinkle3026
    @twinkle3026 2 года назад

    WoW! You have amazing negotiation skills and i am learning a lot from you. Instead of blustering in any future confrontation i may or may not have, i shall take a leaf out of your book. Thank you DJ! xx

  • @lappylappy7269
    @lappylappy7269 2 года назад

    Very informative.Thank you .I’ll never look at an old piece of plastic tubing in the same light ever again .

  • @michaelrowlands1448
    @michaelrowlands1448 2 года назад +3

    Storing flammable materials outside is not only an eyesore but a big fire risk.

    • @dhewitt2514
      @dhewitt2514 2 года назад

      Oooo massive risk - fire retardant polymer

  • @sepnowrouz8870
    @sepnowrouz8870 2 года назад +2

    Mr Kevan Kirby needs to read up on the law! - Series of offences! hahahahaha

  • @EyeSpyAudit
    @EyeSpyAudit 2 года назад +8

    The fluff will be the string from the hose pipes 🤷‍♂️

  • @heritagewindowsnorfolk
    @heritagewindowsnorfolk 2 года назад +1

    I absolutely love your persona! Yours are the best Auditing vids in my opinion. I cant get enough lol

  • @shaneglasgow6267
    @shaneglasgow6267 2 года назад +1

    This video makes you #1 on the list of my top 5 auditors/journalists.

  • @JayCGypsy
    @JayCGypsy 2 года назад +2

    To be fair, on their website they say they do "recycling for 90% of the UK's major hose manufacturers" - that does NOT mean the same as doing 90% of the UK's hose recycling but you seem to think it does.

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 2 года назад +1

      yep, marketing swizz, proberly the same marketing company that helps Boris.
      Of the 90%, the 10% is biggest manufactuer of UK hose, 73% of the UK market that they don't have a contract with to take they old stock to recycle.
      So 90% in real terms is 3% recycling of UK made hose that they do.

  • @plasticcreations7836
    @plasticcreations7836 2 года назад +1

    Love the part where you tell him your going to the undersea bit next. Classic. One question though. Completely get that the law allows you to film but does it allow you to touch their property? I don't know the answer, just wondering where you stand with that one?

  • @robc8593
    @robc8593 2 года назад +1

    I would love to see an annual award ceremony for the most imagined or assumed law of the year, including special categories for police officers, PCSOs, factory foremen, site managers and such. Black tie event.

  • @tripehound2
    @tripehound2 2 года назад

    Your videos are so funny. It’s hilarious seeing g people get so wound up at the sight of a camera. Also you know your facts and can put them all straight. Top You Tuber. Keep making the mundane enjoyable.

  • @MrIan1966
    @MrIan1966 2 года назад +10

    Well that silly old cocker isn’t making his company look good is he ...I was going to buy £1 million pounds worth of pipe off him but not now I’m going elsewhere because of his attitude

  • @TheMusicmaester
    @TheMusicmaester 10 месяцев назад

    On a side note, why would you have illegal number plates with anpr around etc??

  • @jamesfrench7299
    @jamesfrench7299 2 года назад

    Wouldn't it be a dream job to work there with such vibrant people like him and the workers.

  • @YoutubeCrittic
    @YoutubeCrittic 2 года назад +7

    He should go get a job as a police officer. he would fit right in...🤣..and he is already pre-trained.

  • @tc9256
    @tc9256 2 года назад +2

    The poor man started off strong - you are committing a series of offences - and then …. I can only assume your here for not the right reasons 😂😂

  • @johnbryceland3294
    @johnbryceland3294 2 года назад +2

    another learning session today. always wondered what happened to pipes. and am glad he never called the police and waisted there time.

  • @markhamilton9834
    @markhamilton9834 2 года назад +1

    After seeing this,,I'm gonna get my Mrs to give me a good whipping tonight 😜,,,Great interesting audit as always 👍🤣.

  • @dr.impossibleofcounterpunc1984
    @dr.impossibleofcounterpunc1984 2 года назад +3

    MMMMmmm. Is this guy for REAL. Or did he suddenly materlise out of a BBC sitcom from the 1970's. God bless him.