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  • @KP-ui1rv
    @KP-ui1rv 3 года назад +3566

    The dude: Just Tryna have a normal birthday
    His fam: *BIRTHDAY* *BIRTHDAY*

    • @Tespacc
      @Tespacc 3 года назад +103

      _BIRTHDAY_
      *BIRTHDAY*

    • @rehan7825
      @rehan7825 3 года назад +17

      *birthday*

    • @fififiona_1164
      @fififiona_1164 3 года назад

      woohoo

    • @dot2336
      @dot2336 3 года назад +4

      1:41

    • @dot2336
      @dot2336 3 года назад +15

      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *B I R T H D A Y*
      *W O O H O O !!*

  • @ursulapebble7063
    @ursulapebble7063 3 года назад +8006

    I can't believe someone managed to make the Happy Birthday song even more awkward

    • @crypt1ze
      @crypt1ze 3 года назад +413

      1:36 sounds like what a cult would sings

    • @multatuli1
      @multatuli1 3 года назад +33

      Chromartie highschool english dub

    • @stuff1649
      @stuff1649 3 года назад +5

      multa tuli what

    • @mareeeedensos6348
      @mareeeedensos6348 3 года назад +16

      @Pnz 1
      Or if it was a cultist's birthday.

    • @alpaca_cloud9657
      @alpaca_cloud9657 3 года назад +15

      ikr i was cringing 0_o

  • @sarkaniemi
    @sarkaniemi Год назад +2360

    Fun fact: The astronaut in the first clip explaining is Samantha Cristoforetti. She is from Italy. I actually met her once at a conference about space. She was nice and friendly!

    • @sarkaniemi
      @sarkaniemi Год назад +77

      @@bungerbun The words are related! You are not stupid! They start with the same letters and are similar!

    • @mikiqex
      @mikiqex Год назад +50

      @@bungerbun Brain reads words as whole, so this is absolutely normal. For some reason "astroid" was closer for your brain than "astronaut" (and I've just almost wrote "asteroid" lol)

    • @wowalamoiz9489
      @wowalamoiz9489 Год назад +8

      Hurr durr earth flat space fake

    • @QuattroZack1
      @QuattroZack1 Год назад +8

      Thanks, the Italian flag patch didn’t tip me off at all.

    • @sarkaniemi
      @sarkaniemi Год назад +19

      @@QuattroZack1 She is the first female Italian astronaut! Funny coincidence is that your user name is QuattroZack, which also includes an Italian word!

  • @RollerBaller
    @RollerBaller Год назад +415

    Thank you Jupiter for catching all those asteroids. Seriously it's like our personal meteor shield.

    • @You_Can_Do_If
      @You_Can_Do_If Год назад +15

      Is unreal how lucky we are.

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 Год назад +8

      Zeus holds up the Aegis.

    • @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername
      @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername 9 месяцев назад +4

      Not only that, but sometimes it throws asteroids at us _:D_

    • @alexCh-ln2gw
      @alexCh-ln2gw 6 месяцев назад

      That's its master plan. absorb all these asteroids and comets and get so big that it swallows up earth too.

    • @jennifermorgan1837
      @jennifermorgan1837 3 месяца назад +6

      Thanks God! (He put that there for us I’m pretty sure)

  • @Pithedragon
    @Pithedragon 3 года назад +10069

    That church turned into a house looks exactly what I'd expect a church turned into a house would look like.

    • @Nagisa___
      @Nagisa___ 3 года назад +124

      Interesting

    • @Nichlight1000
      @Nichlight1000 3 года назад +52

      Shit

    • @CoolCalChickenBone
      @CoolCalChickenBone 3 года назад +25

      2.1K

    • @Rodrigo-ug8en
      @Rodrigo-ug8en 3 года назад +155

      *yeah the floor here tastes like floor*

    • @1978rharris
      @1978rharris 3 года назад +27

      Best use of a church ever, including it being used to kiss the ass of an imaginary friend.

  • @LeveyHere
    @LeveyHere 3 года назад +6261

    "Birthday.... birthday.... BIRTHDAY...."
    Sounds like a thing the antagonist in a horror film would say before killing the victim oh his birthday.

    • @Herbertti3
      @Herbertti3 Год назад +164

      First thing came to my mind that the singers are possessed.

    • @spotdvm11
      @spotdvm11 Год назад +32

      Same tho lol

    • @vickvick9440
      @vickvick9440 Год назад +31

      Maybe the Joker could say that

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 Год назад +61

      I now imagine that he would cut open the cake and see that it's filled with human organs on the inside.

    • @HeathBlythe
      @HeathBlythe Год назад

      I'd just punch everyone and run into my room to do non-awkward stuff.

  • @cambrianzero8372
    @cambrianzero8372 3 года назад +749

    i like how he just sounds so calm when he explains how a single comet could’ve ended humanity in one blow

    • @KestrelHarper
      @KestrelHarper 2 года назад +91

      Fun fact: Jupiter is actually one big reason this isn't much of a threat. Its massive gravity pulls asteroids away from us.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 Год назад +44

      @@KestrelHarper Yep, Jupiter is our greatest protector!

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Год назад +26

      It wouldn't have been nearly as big an impact if it hit some other planet. Jupiter's super heavy mass sucks everything in super fast

    • @justaway_of_the_samurai
      @justaway_of_the_samurai Год назад +13

      Jupiter is really big compared to the Earth, so it naturally has a higher probability of being hit by an asteroid due to its high surface area.
      The excess gravity due to its mass also puts it in more risk of asteroid strike.

    • @KestrelHarper
      @KestrelHarper Год назад +7

      @@Pixiuchu shucks Jupiter's our pal as I said, if you're going to worry about death from space worry about gamma ray bursts shredding us to bits at an atomic level or giant solar flares killing every computer and electrical device on the planet. :D

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 Год назад +265

    Wow, there's nothing going on in that cat's head. Also the birthday chant is just so menacing.

    • @sadredball
      @sadredball Год назад +8

      his 2 brain cells evolved into eyes!

  • @Roflcorso
    @Roflcorso 3 года назад +4546

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I ask other people what they do for a living."

    • @king_suda_2956
      @king_suda_2956 3 года назад +19

      Lmfao

    • @dwag6136
      @dwag6136 3 года назад +69

      Imagine someone had the same job and asked the person who asks people what they do for a living.

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 3 года назад +18

      Say for a living?" "BIRTHDAY.... BIRTHDAYYYY.............. _B I R T H D A Y!!!!!_

    • @MatthewRass
      @MatthewRass 3 года назад

      Mortementis or just say RUclips ? Lol

    • @anastasiadicoski9591
      @anastasiadicoski9591 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @literallyDH
    @literallyDH 3 года назад +4743

    _"A comet hit Jupiter that has the same force as 5Billion atomic bombs."_
    *Jupiter:* Tis' but a scratch

    • @rokuyasu9143
      @rokuyasu9143 3 года назад +22

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b okay enjoy ur pc

    • @dopdrop8998
      @dopdrop8998 3 года назад +65

      soldiermaanSZN You can stop spamming you already did it.

    • @dhplaz1475
      @dhplaz1475 3 года назад +74

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b almost all ur comments are begging for subs and likes like you have no life

    • @literallyDH
      @literallyDH 3 года назад +5

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b I'm pretty sure it's done. You cna stop now

    • @foskfismfus
      @foskfismfus 3 года назад +1

      soldiermaanSZN did you do it

  • @michaelburgess6004
    @michaelburgess6004 Год назад +77

    Thanks Jupiter for always taking one for the team

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +61

    The Rapper with a car when asked about his job looked so embarrassed.

    • @BigmoufBallClan
      @BigmoufBallClan 3 года назад +1

      Good for him tho, out of every other industry it’s gotta be so hard to make money by just rapping

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 3 года назад +4

      @@BigmoufBallClan it's hard to get into cause on top of being good you gotta stand out.

  • @guestaccount5635
    @guestaccount5635 3 года назад +781

    Them ppl chanting happy birthday sound like they're trying to summon the birthday god

    • @axster7
      @axster7 3 года назад +11

      birthday god! hail on us!!

    • @lankboi
      @lankboi 3 года назад

      Im calling it. Its gonna be pinned

    • @DailyDominoes
      @DailyDominoes 3 года назад +2

      B I R T H D A Y

    • @Gunz1234
      @Gunz1234 3 года назад

      H

    • @Aden068
      @Aden068 3 года назад +1

      Hearted

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 года назад +2846

    Plot twist: they were just trying to summon the birthday demon

    • @eSpresso72
      @eSpresso72 3 года назад +35

      We did it

    • @Emiichoco
      @Emiichoco 3 года назад +42

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b why do you people do this ?

    • @_justRogue_
      @_justRogue_ 3 года назад +8

      soldiermaanSZN bs

    • @AeroRain
      @AeroRain 3 года назад +18

      soldiermaanSZN *oddly specific*

    • @annastasia3040
      @annastasia3040 3 года назад +12

      soldiermaanSZN something smells fishy about this and I can’t pinpoint what..

  • @six_buck_dlc
    @six_buck_dlc 3 года назад +58

    "this car yours?"
    "yea"
    "what do you do for a living?"
    *"steal"*

  • @inourcingdisk2104
    @inourcingdisk2104 Год назад +124

    I like how in the end the guy is as stable as the camera he's holding

    • @Momcat_maggiefelinefan
      @Momcat_maggiefelinefan Год назад +8

      I want a gimbal like the guy in the last segment has!

    • @theleafeon8345
      @theleafeon8345 Год назад +5

      You must need very stable hands to hold a phone like that

    • @MIB4u
      @MIB4u Год назад +9

      he might _look_ stable but is he stable on the inside ...?!

  • @LinA-on7yd
    @LinA-on7yd 3 года назад +1826

    “What do you do to get this car”
    “By being MrBeast’s friend”

  • @aquawrld
    @aquawrld 3 года назад +3182

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet”

    • @preds43
      @preds43 3 года назад +20

      He hearted your comment bro 🤯😄

    • @observantmagic4156
      @observantmagic4156 3 года назад +22

      Congratulations, you have been chosen

    • @akshajkant5681
      @akshajkant5681 3 года назад +3

      Congrats for the heart

    • @mikex-tt6vp
      @mikex-tt6vp 3 года назад

      Underrated, more likes for u

    • @mcslickery481
      @mcslickery481 3 года назад +2

      YOUR*
      Say it like you mean it.

  • @ArKeTiCt
    @ArKeTiCt 3 года назад +35

    Me: *Looks at bentley* Nice...
    "What do you do for a living?"
    "Im a spine surgeon"
    Me : *Cries in chemical engineering* wish i had gone for that.

    • @solo_driven
      @solo_driven 3 года назад +1

      Chemical engineers make much money too they are second in list of engineers. Becoming surgeon means studieng days and nights to the grave. Are u ready for that ?

    • @GauravSharma-bt9ld
      @GauravSharma-bt9ld 3 года назад +1

      The surgeon might have an expensive car but it takes a lot out of you to be one. Sometimes it isn’t even worth it.

    • @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
      @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad 5 месяцев назад

      The presure of being a surgeon of any type is greater than 20 ml of ethanol and 20 ml of H20 or the gravitational pull of Venus. God forbid anyone dies on your table, you'd have to live with that forever, wondering, and just becoming Vass' Insanity speech from Far Cry. Chemical engineering is easier on the psyche.

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin 4 месяца назад

      I reckon being a surgeon of any kind has to be the most stressful line of professions possible

  • @SunnyTheOpossum
    @SunnyTheOpossum Год назад +29

    SUCH a cool house! And, bonus: no demons.

  • @dwag6136
    @dwag6136 3 года назад +5550

    Imagine the people who came to your birthday just said Birthday for the whole party and then accidentally summon the birthday demon.

    • @nkneamkok
      @nkneamkok 3 года назад +54

      @KindHrt77i fucking
      love yt replies
      imagine how much hate Id get if I edited this comment saying:
      OMG 😱 WOW GUYS THANK YOU 😱
      WOW GUYS THIS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN ON A YT REPLY 😱 😱 😱

    • @Skovul
      @Skovul 3 года назад +20

      KindHrt77 this post made me giggle

    • @delaneycarla
      @delaneycarla 3 года назад +4

      HAHAH

    • @michealafton726
      @michealafton726 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @dwag6136
      @dwag6136 3 года назад +7

      The birthday demon prob by as a mouth to get the presents out

  • @XX-zl9zt
    @XX-zl9zt 3 года назад +3232

    The "Birthday" guy looked like he's figuring how to murder everyone that night.

  • @Momcat_maggiefelinefan
    @Momcat_maggiefelinefan Год назад +20

    I recognize the church/house! It’s not far from my daughter’s home. Looks marvellous on the exterior. Now I’ve seen the interior and it’s lovely.

  • @emojiman9816
    @emojiman9816 Год назад +8

    2:20 I swear this explains my home in every Minecraft survival world I own

  • @Drifter-cw1bv
    @Drifter-cw1bv 3 года назад +2123

    “What do you do to get this car.”
    “Lock picking.”

    • @alorrrviaa4368
      @alorrrviaa4368 3 года назад +10

      interesting .

    • @Anonymous-nj6of
      @Anonymous-nj6of 3 года назад +1

      @@alorrrviaa4368 y

    • @Dethmeister
      @Dethmeister 3 года назад +42

      "Uhhh... I'm a rapper." (drug dealer)

    • @kidskpadonou894
      @kidskpadonou894 3 года назад +3

      @Daily Dose of Bloopers why do I see you every where...
      You're not nosaj, are you?

    • @sewerrat7321
      @sewerrat7321 3 года назад +6

      I had a dream that i was trying to hotwire a car, but the next thing i knew i was riding a bike. So i guess it didn't work too well.

  • @dylanskebo1566
    @dylanskebo1566 3 года назад +3947

    I’m glad we have a chad like Jupiter tanking all the asteroids.

    • @suuryasuprapto9472
      @suuryasuprapto9472 3 года назад +95

      He the biggest planet after all

    • @anyjen
      @anyjen 3 года назад +275

      That's actually one of the reasons we have such a comfy spot in our solar system. Our two giant neighbors, Jupiter and Saturn, have such an enormous gravitational pull that they take most of the comets and meteorites that might otherwise get to us.
      Look it up, it's really interesting.

    • @TheHeavenman88
      @TheHeavenman88 3 года назад +86

      Earth is the priest in the raid we are supposed to Ressurect Mars and Venus , we are powering up right now lol.

    • @suuryasuprapto9472
      @suuryasuprapto9472 3 года назад +16

      It's all different if there's a dark hole coming mate

    • @nak8490
      @nak8490 3 года назад +3

      I learned about that in Earth Science class. 😁

  • @blyat1
    @blyat1 3 года назад +17

    1:47
    That smile of him is so forced
    Actually my man has 4 guys pointing there gun point blank look at them lasers!!

  • @CalledZlly
    @CalledZlly Год назад +10

    That cat looks like it has seen everything

  • @coldogno7
    @coldogno7 3 года назад +2687

    "what did u do for a living?"
    "spine surgery"
    (actually selling drugs like im gonna tell u that)

    • @E_Rico
      @E_Rico 3 года назад +54

      More like the guy with the Tesla

    • @tiredwithlife.9867
      @tiredwithlife.9867 3 года назад +52

      @I Hate People and I Hate God go away spammer

    • @masky1147
      @masky1147 3 года назад +21

      lol I said nothing, crackhead hours hits hard sometimes

    • @RedTL
      @RedTL 3 года назад +7

      I Hate People and I Hate God
      No?

    • @Bon-bn5lc
      @Bon-bn5lc 3 года назад

      Bruh

  • @mangoman9088
    @mangoman9088 3 года назад +2995

    Why does the birthday thing sound like some kind of cult

    • @f.d.parker5754
      @f.d.parker5754 3 года назад +103

      Sounded like some kind of a summoning chant, you know

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @anonymous13.1
      @anonymous13.1 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @lordshrimpramen5589
      @lordshrimpramen5589 3 года назад +18

      _it is one._

    • @spiderboyreal
      @spiderboyreal 3 года назад +19

      Mainly because birthday celebrations started out as blatant worship towards an individual and became the norm as something considered as something you have to do because it's nice. But in reality we don't have to do birthdays, but it's now something frowned upon if that person doesn't get any attention because they are just closer to their expiration date

  • @ivyhaywalker6942
    @ivyhaywalker6942 3 года назад +11

    2:16 No joke!!! I literally drive past that when i go to my barn!! Crazy to see it on here!

    • @Patfustys
      @Patfustys 3 года назад

      Oh that’s pretty cool

  • @bensondavis5057
    @bensondavis5057 3 года назад +6

    2:05 lol that silly NASA nonsense math.

  • @offbeat3528
    @offbeat3528 3 года назад +1156

    Jupiter when the comet hit:
    " That almost tickles "

    • @XSevenSonata
      @XSevenSonata 3 года назад +36

      I can't help but think of big fat jupiter making weird chuckling noises and bouncing now.

    • @notlkebitch4115
      @notlkebitch4115 3 года назад +12

      XSevenSonata yo wtf 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑢ಠ_ಠ

    • @jinmause206
      @jinmause206 3 года назад +5

      @I Hate People and I Hate God ???

    • @trillow2758
      @trillow2758 3 года назад +3

      “ Tis but a scratch “

    • @TheDragonCorporation
      @TheDragonCorporation 3 года назад +4

      Jupiter: that fat kid
      Asteroid: feather

  • @444ysf9
    @444ysf9 3 года назад +806

    "real estate?" "close, spine surgeon"

  • @internetduck1520
    @internetduck1520 3 года назад +22

    that bird being picked up is the most precious thing ever

  • @Startheus
    @Startheus 3 года назад +6

    0:59
    Guy: what do you do for living?
    Tony Stark: *I'm an account manager*

  • @Jasper129
    @Jasper129 3 года назад +504

    The birthday guy clip, if the guy wasn’t smiling, that would look like a ritual of some kind

  • @randomthings1539
    @randomthings1539 3 года назад +2792

    i was uncomfortable when ever she touches the _TOILET_

    • @hamnamalik6436
      @hamnamalik6436 3 года назад +75

      IKR that was gross

    • @eternalwasbetter
      @eternalwasbetter 3 года назад +103

      I hope flying poop doesn't come out

    • @NukeRadius
      @NukeRadius 3 года назад +86

      @God is an asshole where are you getting at with that atheist user name

    • @natogamez5672
      @natogamez5672 3 года назад +14

      @God is an asshole bruh OK and

    • @ben10azabenyy94
      @ben10azabenyy94 3 года назад +50

      @God is an asshole remove ur name rn before I avada kedavra you

  • @wolfie9175
    @wolfie9175 Год назад +5

    I love the fact that you put the videos on the cover at the start! Thanks for doing that 😊

  • @strix3688
    @strix3688 Год назад +1

    that "Birthday part only" really gets me.. XD

  • @andrewmattar4178
    @andrewmattar4178 3 года назад +2869

    Not so much of a fun fact: that asteroid that slammed into jupiter was actually in a collision course with earth! We are in debt and forever grateful to jupiter... Saved our lives!

    • @obviousbear1289
      @obviousbear1289 3 года назад +514

      The amount of meteorites caught by Jupiter is actually suspected to be a reason why life on earth is even possible

    • @0079Matthew
      @0079Matthew 3 года назад +424

      Jupiter: "Noooo!" *Jumps in front of cosmic bullet for Earth*

    • @theuniversedeer5096
      @theuniversedeer5096 3 года назад +243

      @@obviousbear1289 yeah,jupiter is like big brother to earth

    • @kurekiller6070
      @kurekiller6070 3 года назад +50

      Wolfie54545 hit us? I hope you’re joking but don’t wish death upon others. That’s the place of no return.

    • @carlwitt3934
      @carlwitt3934 3 года назад +49

      Is he talking about Shumaker-Levy 9 ?
      He said it was 26 years ago... No way it's been that long. Or has it?
      Oh, God I'm getting old.

  • @wontletgo
    @wontletgo 3 года назад +2920

    Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands

    • @janiahsantos5673
      @janiahsantos5673 3 года назад +92

      Me like wtf,is that even clean for your hands to touch

    • @RealBananaBunch
      @RealBananaBunch 3 года назад +177

      Its a professional astronaut.... Clearly they washed it before hand -.-

    • @abinothayyilsanoj4182
      @abinothayyilsanoj4182 3 года назад +41

      Someone have to update the bathroom for our poor astronauts 😁

    • @RealBananaBunch
      @RealBananaBunch 3 года назад +23

      @@abinothayyilsanoj4182 I think NASA is actually offering money for a better bathroom design

    • @cloud1301..
      @cloud1301.. 3 года назад +6

      And the way she touches the equipment... YIKES

  • @KFrost-fx7dt
    @KFrost-fx7dt Год назад +2

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I body slam bags of chips."

  • @alanmaclaren4118
    @alanmaclaren4118 3 года назад +2

    “How astronauts use the bathroom”
    Cosmonauts: we have been forgotten, backstabbed, betrayed, and maybe QUITE POSSIBLY bamboozled...

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 3 года назад +1081

    "Real estate"
    "Close, spine surgeon"
    In what world...

  • @aapo5564
    @aapo5564 3 года назад +551

    "What do you do for a living?" "I am MrBeast's friend."

    • @Solarianv3
      @Solarianv3 3 года назад +2

      I Hate People and I Hate God def a troll lmao

    • @aIkaIi
      @aIkaIi 3 года назад +1

      @I Hate People and I Hate God what do you do for a living

  • @Xenochetemist
    @Xenochetemist 3 года назад +1

    -How do you get in that car?
    "Mr.Krabs's voice":
    -Money!

  • @shinobipanda2331
    @shinobipanda2331 2 года назад +1

    3:07 "That's how astronauts pee in space"

  • @mikeunleashed1
    @mikeunleashed1 3 года назад +852

    "I'm a rapper"
    =
    Dad's money confirmed

  • @afghanistanguy1016
    @afghanistanguy1016 3 года назад +1385

    birthday guy be like: "didnt know my family was a cult..."

  • @maggutzzz
    @maggutzzz 3 года назад

    the birthday one sounds like some sort of cultic ritual and i’m living for it

  • @BritVinylBoy
    @BritVinylBoy Год назад +1

    The birthday one sounds like a ritual

  • @M.A.R.S.
    @M.A.R.S. 3 года назад +744

    Spine surgeon: * sees spine * 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦

    • @theleader1150
      @theleader1150 3 года назад +5

      Underrated comment!

    • @onepunchman1953
      @onepunchman1953 3 года назад +14

      @@theleader1150 *recently posted funny comment exists*
      Replies: _underrated_

    • @Rhabanaarum
      @Rhabanaarum 3 года назад

      100th like

    • @koala5716
      @koala5716 3 года назад

      Too much underrated

    • @mako_happy
      @mako_happy 3 года назад +1

      How did you make it italic???

  • @demonboi4601
    @demonboi4601 3 года назад +1129

    Has expensive car.
    “What do you do for a living”?
    I’m a garbage man......

    • @Chan0art
      @Chan0art 3 года назад +24

      Bus drivers drive expensive cars

    • @befer
      @befer 3 года назад +22

      In NYC you'd genuinely make a bank on it. There's a huge waiting list for people that want go get that job. FOR ONE SEASON.
      Seriously, they get paid a lot

    • @gosucab944
      @gosucab944 3 года назад +12

      @@befer I heard that it stinks though

    • @rain-uw9ju
      @rain-uw9ju 3 года назад +13

      @@gosucab944 baadum tshh

    • @fairfeatherfiend
      @fairfeatherfiend 3 года назад +2

      Being a son to a billionaire.

  • @PurplePh0enix
    @PurplePh0enix Год назад

    The birthday song killed me 😂

  • @kingpuff10
    @kingpuff10 Год назад

    That kid diving is on another level!

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 3 года назад +1555

    "about 26 years ago a large comet slammed into Jupiter"
    2020: well that's.. *_interesting_*

  • @joeykill7553
    @joeykill7553 3 года назад +591

    Larg comet: hits Jupiter
    Jupiter: *"TIS BUT A SCRATCH"*

  • @steedwell5774
    @steedwell5774 3 года назад

    The way the astronaut rimmed the rim of the toilet saying “its the direct inlet” 😂

  • @Aishaa25
    @Aishaa25 Год назад

    0:44 um cat what are you thinking 😂😂😂

  • @aliwashere10
    @aliwashere10 3 года назад +203

    The people who sang happy birthday sounded like they were doing a demonic ritual

    • @kilakuin
      @kilakuin 3 года назад +1

      This turkish weirdly looked really funny and I laughed at it a lot. (btw nice name )
      Edit:2 Ali in 1 comment. :)

    • @yourkitchenrug4300
      @yourkitchenrug4300 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @damondgreen2239
      @damondgreen2239 3 года назад +1

      At least demonic rituals are catchy...

  • @lucassalinas1165
    @lucassalinas1165 3 года назад +1226

    Astronaut: this seat that looks comfortable
    Me: what, no it doesn't
    Astronaut: * removes seat to reveal cheese grader* but we prefer this

    • @jordanspamsl2-_-798
      @jordanspamsl2-_-798 3 года назад +39

      "this is great, but I like this"

    • @FootyBits
      @FootyBits 3 года назад +2

      Read my name

    • @Shane-ds6qj
      @Shane-ds6qj 3 года назад +15

      This comment is 'grate' haha... >_> oh look the door...I'll be on my way

    • @elenachristine6266
      @elenachristine6266 3 года назад

      Glad I'm not the only one that heard her say it "looks comfortable" I was so confused.

    • @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994
      @dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 3 года назад +1

      𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀

  • @xXtoxicOnesXx
    @xXtoxicOnesXx Год назад +1

    1:38
    Partygoer: *AYO-! GET OUTTA HERE YOU PEST- HUMANS!*

  • @MaelysGaming
    @MaelysGaming 3 года назад

    1:15 the way he protects that lil parrot 🥺

  • @jamiehay1027
    @jamiehay1027 3 года назад +589

    *”About 26 years ago a comet slammed into Jupiter”*
    Earth: **Sweats profusely**

    • @wyattb3138
      @wyattb3138 3 года назад +16

      Don’t worry. Earth is a much smaller target

    • @cerberussquad4030
      @cerberussquad4030 3 года назад +2

      Gyz i know that only 1.00000% people see this comment and many people will not like this comment but i have a Challenge to get 1k subs in less than a year with my friend and he has completed 800 subs and i have not even near him so plz help me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • @sxgh4724
      @sxgh4724 3 года назад +3

      2020 be like write that down write that down

    • @FoolMane
      @FoolMane 3 года назад +2

      Claim here before this comment gets 1000 likes

    • @uksupuksu
      @uksupuksu 3 года назад

      Not earth, the people living in it.

  • @epikgirrafe4327
    @epikgirrafe4327 3 года назад +745

    The way she rubbed her finger on a TOILET like that gave me anxiety

    • @u.s.a3940
      @u.s.a3940 3 года назад +1

      congrats on 40 likes

    • @plazxs281
      @plazxs281 3 года назад +6

      u got a bot copying your comment

    • @edfuadmo9995
      @edfuadmo9995 3 года назад +1

      U are Virgin 😅

    • @matthewseltzer5982
      @matthewseltzer5982 3 года назад +1

      OBJ wants to know her location

    • @micah5918
      @micah5918 3 года назад +1

      @@plazxs281 their everywhere you can't even report them.

  • @schleepy6362
    @schleepy6362 3 года назад +1

    1:37 I've never heard anything more cursed in my life.

  • @electriceel7856
    @electriceel7856 3 года назад

    the astronaut lady on the thumbnail is everything lol

  • @Tehom1
    @Tehom1 3 года назад +679

    "How do astronauts use the bathroom in space?" Answer: Very carefully.

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 3 года назад +26

      And it sucks too.

    • @mokey9389
      @mokey9389 3 года назад +8

      tsopmocful literally

    • @TamiyaPhilippW
      @TamiyaPhilippW 3 года назад

      But how do they go for number 2? I mean there is no gravity sucjing the poo in the bag?

    • @ranasameh88
      @ranasameh88 3 года назад

      But the pee/poo would still float in the air..

    • @TamiyaPhilippW
      @TamiyaPhilippW 3 года назад

      @@ranasameh88 u use the hose for pee. Its like a vakuum cleaner but it doesn't explain the poo case

  • @junipercinnamon6840
    @junipercinnamon6840 3 года назад +805

    I lost it when the intensity of their voices picked up:
    birthdayyyyy
    BIRTHDAYYY
    B I R T H D A Y

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman Год назад

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I sing happy birthday with just the birthday part and nothing else"

  • @ImranKibouch
    @ImranKibouch 3 года назад +1

    Bruh i don't wanna go to space anymore 😂

  • @gamingkitty125
    @gamingkitty125 3 года назад +3044

    If a comet hit me
    Me: ded
    If a comet hit Jupiter
    Jupiter: *Stupid mosquito.*

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 3 года назад +32

      More like a spider

    • @kiellua7598
      @kiellua7598 3 года назад +36

      Nah it was just Lizzo

    • @tobyboard1721
      @tobyboard1721 3 года назад +10

      Sacrilegious Boi lmao

    • @Frogster08
      @Frogster08 3 года назад +6

      Underrated comment

    • @ploopydre
      @ploopydre 3 года назад +7

      gaming kitty125 Jupiter is a gas planet isn’t it right?

  • @rakijr9176
    @rakijr9176 3 года назад +388

    "This is my cat Garfield. He likes lasagna and he can also see into your soul."

    • @offensiveusername5548
      @offensiveusername5548 3 года назад

      Randomcommentgod

    • @oopsy-daisy
      @oopsy-daisy 3 года назад

      what’s so amazing is that I know a couple with a cat named, garfield 😅

    • @samtam2984
      @samtam2984 3 года назад

      @I Hate People and I Hate God wtf

    • @natman5708
      @natman5708 3 года назад

      Thanks I hate you cat.

    • @zomegaexalpha4708
      @zomegaexalpha4708 3 года назад +1

      have your'e ever head of r/imsorryjon

  • @TechBirb
    @TechBirb Год назад

    The birthday clip was horrific, I loved it!

  • @VaBeachBeach2971
    @VaBeachBeach2971 Год назад

    That chicken sharted. Lol!

  • @wontletgo
    @wontletgo 3 года назад +3578

    Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands?

    • @AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq
      @AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq 3 года назад +245

      Corona isn't in space yet

    • @amirbahrun3098
      @amirbahrun3098 3 года назад +488

      @@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq but common sense is

    • @gammaao
      @gammaao 3 года назад +103

      @@amirbahrun3098 theres still germs

    • @e.e.y.1803
      @e.e.y.1803 3 года назад +393

      Because they were probably cleaned??

    • @gammaao
      @gammaao 3 года назад +28

      @@e.e.y.1803 yes

  • @emerr64
    @emerr64 3 года назад +1923

    random guy: has expensive car
    This guy: What u do for living?
    random guy: I'M A ROBBER
    Edit: some kids r making me annoyed in the comments, I know he said rapper but this is just a joke

  • @djantisocial6827
    @djantisocial6827 3 года назад +1

    The birthday song sounds like a ritual

  • @mrbigglezworth42
    @mrbigglezworth42 Год назад

    That cat is looking like it's surprised it can see anything.

  • @jeebus.h
    @jeebus.h 3 года назад +599

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "Got a good scratch off once or twice."
    "Oh, ok."

    • @szlendak1368
      @szlendak1368 3 года назад +6

      i don’t understand

    • @arvin6606
      @arvin6606 3 года назад +22

      @@szlendak1368 he wins lottery

    • @theblob2937
      @theblob2937 3 года назад +14

      Lemonpledge10 goodness this isn’t a college writing class

    • @daeyangshi
      @daeyangshi 3 года назад +26

      @Lemonpledge10 if people don’t wanna believe in god thy don’t have to, please keep your beliefs to youself

    • @princeps5260
      @princeps5260 3 года назад +15

      @@daeyangshi Lemonpledge is a bible bot

  • @adriangomez3005
    @adriangomez3005 3 года назад +2629

    Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands
    Edit: yo some guy just stole my comment and got more likes than me like WTF

    • @KristianLyubenovYT
      @KristianLyubenovYT 3 года назад +388

      @Lemonpledge10 This isn't your christian facebook group. Go post it there

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 3 года назад +166

      Lemonpledge10
      Living form of a headache
      You’re so obnoxious it’s almost impressive

    • @birb2197
      @birb2197 3 года назад +94

      Lemonpledge10 do you get paid for this?

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 3 года назад +59

      Do you put on gloves to lift a toilet seat?

    • @tahjaeg5347
      @tahjaeg5347 3 года назад +15

      Lemonpledge10 please silence yourself

  • @Voidgear1
    @Voidgear1 3 года назад

    The birthday one made me laugh so hard man this is like dank memes

  • @marcuswong1643
    @marcuswong1643 3 года назад +1

    Jupiter be like
    Is that suppose to be a personal attack or something

  • @eyobacg8048
    @eyobacg8048 3 года назад +976

    Mom "why don't you go to ur neighbor's birthday party"
    *the birthday party *

  • @Mr-.Facts.
    @Mr-.Facts. 3 года назад +471

    Dude: ''What do you do for a living?''
    Car driver: ''I steal cars''

    • @gunsparce
      @gunsparce 3 года назад +2

      Bot

    • @thatnentendogamer3611
      @thatnentendogamer3611 3 года назад +1

      Nah, he's just your average Apex clickbait arrow guy

    • @Mr-.Facts.
      @Mr-.Facts. 3 года назад

      @@thatnentendogamer3611 Thats not nice Mario

    • @Mr-.Facts.
      @Mr-.Facts. 3 года назад

      @@gunsparce why? Love you mate

    • @alexismunoz3508
      @alexismunoz3508 3 года назад

      @@anythinganeverythingclips congrats on almost 2k!

  • @RococoQira
    @RococoQira 3 года назад +1

    That some imcomplete and unsatisfying Birthday you can get

  • @ruby_spectre
    @ruby_spectre 3 года назад +1

    The cats eyes scared me for a second

  • @deluxien8825
    @deluxien8825 3 года назад +332

    See someone with their expensive car : "I'm about to ask this man whole career"

  • @abdulmoiz742
    @abdulmoiz742 3 года назад +239

    "I am gonna go to the bathroom"
    "Well That sucks"

  • @sethsha7826
    @sethsha7826 3 года назад +1

    I love looking at nice houses and wondering what they do for a living. Happy to know I'm not the only nosey one out there!

  • @theamazingchannel470
    @theamazingchannel470 Год назад +1

    You just became a commercial for that phone stabilizer. I'm literally going to Amazon right now to look it up

  • @merlinmay3685
    @merlinmay3685 3 года назад +1241

    People at your party: birthday..... birthday..... birthday...... birthday
    Birthday boy: *anxiety levels through the roof* god please help 😅

    • @berserker706
      @berserker706 3 года назад +7

      I feel absolutely bad for this birthday boy, he had to deal through this level of cringe too, lmao

    • @friijolesLIVE
      @friijolesLIVE 3 года назад +3

      Mr Multiverse he probably liked it

    • @lubv3965
      @lubv3965 3 года назад +2

      @God is an asshole no.

    • @1rxmi
      @1rxmi 3 года назад

      @God is an asshole lmao what

    • @smcvanic340
      @smcvanic340 3 года назад +1

      rxmikka 28 people is racist into god

  • @jt-tq8lz
    @jt-tq8lz 3 года назад +691

    *“...birthday...biRtHdAy...bIRtHDaY...BIRTHDAY!!!”*

    • @YG-qi3cu
      @YG-qi3cu 3 года назад +40

      That was fucking creepy 😂😂

    • @Jizens
      @Jizens 3 года назад +39

      *"WHOOOOOO!!"*

    • @iloveanimals5494
      @iloveanimals5494 3 года назад +3

      @@Jizens I call this led big ball

    • @andygutierrez4512
      @andygutierrez4512 3 года назад +5

      oh man, thanks for the lyrics :D

    • @nooneatall9479
      @nooneatall9479 3 года назад +15

      It was like some creepy ass cult ritual lol

  • @namelessdada4898
    @namelessdada4898 3 года назад

    I need one of those phone holders from the end to counter my shakiness

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +2946

    What do you do for a living? "Watching RUclips videos"

  • @cheekclapper2k953
    @cheekclapper2k953 3 года назад +206

    Me complaining about the school toilet
    Astronauts: That’s cute

    • @spazetv
      @spazetv 3 года назад +1

      n

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record RUclips videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear and

    • @justsomegreendude9034
      @justsomegreendude9034 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @justsomegreendude9034
      @justsomegreendude9034 3 года назад

      @@InternetWeb no

    • @snailcheeseyt
      @snailcheeseyt 3 года назад

      AxxL wtf

  • @moriaty123
    @moriaty123 3 дня назад

    "Nice car, what do you do for a living?"
    "I steal cars."

  • @heinzhaupthaar5590
    @heinzhaupthaar5590 Год назад +1

    Thanks a lot, now I want a church too!