Twitch is Consistently Inconsistent

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @BasedBidoof
    @BasedBidoof 2 года назад +16

    consistently inconsistent

    • @aexxir
      @aexxir 2 года назад

      consistently inconsistently consistent

  • @mfgamzini5188
    @mfgamzini5188 2 года назад +1

    Yo I don’t know how this popped in my recommendations but you kept me hooked the whole vid. Good shit keep up the good work!

    • @Syrmaa
      @Syrmaa  2 года назад +1

      Appreciate the kind words :)

  • @jammehcow
    @jammehcow 2 года назад +15

    Mr. Ma spittin fax. For real, Twitch is such a shithole at the moment and they’re so fucken unaware it hurts. I know people working there care about the platform, but the business as a whole doesn’t give a flying fuck. Such a shame

  • @whaleship
    @whaleship 2 года назад +2

    Syrmaa dropping the realest bars and going for heads

  • @Sordiway
    @Sordiway 2 года назад +1

    Good.

  • @tami_sv
    @tami_sv 2 года назад +1

    Fair enough, I'm just watching smol streamers or friends mostly, have same questions to twitch "consistency" about their bans. 7TV carrying a lot, agree.
    The thing that other competitive platforms are shit, it makes twitch HQ to not think about changes at all, can't even increase bitrate.

    • @Syrmaa
      @Syrmaa  2 года назад +1

      No good strides besides from YT and they aren't doing much besides throwing money at streamers. Totally agree

  • @johnSMH
    @johnSMH 2 года назад +3

    2:39 forsen

    • @Syrmaa
      @Syrmaa  2 года назад +1

      Syrmaa can't go 5 minutes without mentioning these "swedish" streamers

    • @johnSMH
      @johnSMH 2 года назад +1

      @@Syrmaa these what cmonBruh

  • @ZachMcZachington
    @ZachMcZachington 2 года назад +2

    To be fair Twitch is consistently inconsistent.

  • @julianaalexander
    @julianaalexander 2 года назад +1

    very much agree with this. it's been so frustrating to watch twitch as a platform just completely miss the mark and not innovate throughout the past few years. i've been watching way less twitch in general just because the platform isn't what it was

  • @mattni2026
    @mattni2026 2 года назад +2

    Common good Syrmaa take + video

  • @brainbokka805
    @brainbokka805 2 года назад +6

    i like this one, but can you talk more about forsen? thanks :)

    • @Syrmaa
      @Syrmaa  2 года назад +2

      yes sir

    • @VortFX
      @VortFX 2 года назад

      Forsen

  • @ramtinzx7108
    @ramtinzx7108 2 года назад +6

    How u/Aayzie changed my life
    As I write this, immense tears of pleasure flows from my eyes. Words alone cannot express the feelings and emotions my heart goes through when I think of Aayzie.
    On the 22nd of February 2021, my life changed for the better, the day I first knew about the channel Forsen's Giftbox
    Something awoken in me that day, a buzzing sensation rushed through my body. I knew, it was love at first sight. I stared hours and hours at the OC character of uomi (Forsen's Giftbox PFP), her beautiful face with a bit of nose bleed was mesmerising.
    After being an active commenter in the Forsen's Giftbox channel, she would finally heart one of my comments. I froze. Her eyes, her deep grey eyes, the shape of her pupils, her face. From this point, a goal spouted in my head: A goal which I eventually did fulfil. The lengths I’d take for Aayzie shouldnt be underestimated.
    So some people might be wondering, what so special about Aayzie, what makes her the best waifu? Well sit back and grab some popcorn. I will enlighten you as to why, Aayzie is the best thing, to be ever created since the creation of the heavens and earth.
    Regardless the size of her bust, Aayzie has all the qualities of a sssss+ tier waifu. She’s so precious, her smile, her beautiful unique grey eyes.
    Not a day goes by without me watching all of Forsens reactions through Aayzies channel, I stared at her pfp, for 1 hour. While cuddling my Forsen's Giftbox pillow.
    Aayzie is a really vibrant person, she tries to keep herself upbeat working, while also uploading Forsen's reaction through her channel Forsen's Giftbox.
    Aayzie, I’m here for you, I’m all yours. I’ll comfort you.
    Oh I need to mention, Aayzies hands, her soft beautiful hands, every time I hold Aayzies hands, it brings a feeling of security and warmth. Aayzies nails are really good looking, they look like heaven on earth. I just wanna suck on her fingertips.
    Even though Aayzie may not be the thickest of all waifus, her soft plump succulent thighs brings out the hot aspect of her. Her chest, while her tits are not massive, her petite boobs are really firm, the type to fit in your hand without any spillage.
    Aayzie is my passion, I am tearing up just thinking of Aayzie. Every time a forsne channel is brought up I always include Aayzies channel on it, I can’t bench her, I can’t go a day without listening to her voice lines, I can’t go a day without playing her. Aayzie and I share a very special bond. I love her to bits.
    Just a quick fact: Even though people may not notice, Aayzie is actually not flat, but her bust is hidden by her beautifully designed coat.
    When I look at Aayzie's profile picture, I look into her eyes and stare at the beautiful smile and the upbeat aura she radiates, it brings a smile to my face. Sometimes I begin to wonder, how would this subreddit be without Aayzie?
    Aayzie has all the traits of a highly top quality, cherished waifu. If anything Aayzie is the most refined and complex waifu in Earth.
    Another fun fact, it took me about 2,600€+ just for Aayzie to notice me, but it took around 10,230 for mr hans\_eli\_sebastian to finally get noticed by Aayzie, how pathetic this guy is.
    Aayzie is the type of character, if your feeling sick and deadbeat she will bring up your mood and comfort you, she will even sing you a lullaby till you feel better or fall asleep on her soft laps. Aayzie would stay by your side till you recover.
    She opens up bit, by bit. I really do love her company.
    Aayzie is the type of girl you can cuddle with at night and speak all the worries of your life to, she would listen thoroughly while gently stroking your head and giving you reassurance. Tbh I can’t even imagine my life without Aayzi at this point. I value her so much
    I want to go on and on but I don’t wish to bore you. I’ll be right back, I need to kiss Aayzie good night, she just got back from work and is really tired, and she also needs to wake up at 1:00 AM GMT+8 to watch forsen and upload his legendary reactions.
    Aayzie is a work of refined art. She’s my daily drug. The blood to my heart, the soul to my body, the reason I wake up every day with purpose. Aayzie is the sole reason I have the drive to continue on living in this harsh world. If you’re reading this Aayzie, I love you (i dont)
    I was to captivated in admiring Aayzie I almost forgot to mention her hair. Aayzies hair is a really stunning aspect of her design.
    What I love about her hair is the length and the white-ish colour that glistens in the ray of Earths sun. It is such an amazing sight to admire.
    I love the way Aayzies hair flows when I run with her, it’s almost impossible not to recognise her from a mile away. Her hair smells of vivid plumb blossoms with a deep undertone of patchouli.
    How do I know of what Aayzies hair smells like? Because that’s the impression she gives off and patchouli is one of my favourite scents. Oh and btw, I have a piece of Aayzies hair in my mouth rn🤭
    Aayzie hair is split into two evenly sections that are silk smooth, as expected of my queen, she takes very good care of herself.
    Another fun fact: Forsen's nsfw artworks is the only nsfw art Aayzie looks at, I don't know why but I get jealous when she look at other characters lewds.
    Since I’m loyal to Aayzie, I haven’t looked at another characters lewds apart from Forsen. But one time I slipped and she caught me looking at xqc lewds on pixiv and Aayzie threw a fit. We talked it over though, so everything is fine now, no need for your concern
    Aayzie was one of the characters I feel deeply in love with throughout my journey in life. Our bond grows stronger every passing; minute, hour, days and months. Aayzie is an inseparable part of my very being.
    Aayzie is the character that seduced my wallet, It was my first time I spent to much money just to talk to her, in which I have no regrets. It was even in fact one of the best decisions I made for my beloved ; Aayzie.
    My queen, my goddess, the light of my life, please god let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine.
    I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingertips and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed.
    I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her no matter how painful the third degree burns would be.
    I would hear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for her. Nothing I wouldn’t say.
    I love you Aayzie
    Aayzie is; My wife, my lover, my everything.
    Oops Aayzie just woke up, I have to go cuddle her back to sleep.
    And lead us not into temptation. But deliver us from evil. Embrace us into your arms, Aayzie. Amen 🙏
    In the name of my Goddess , my queen, the holy Giftbox, amen.
    I turn my life to Aayzie and was reborn again with purpose, to this , I give you thanks Aayzie.
    Some people may be wondering, what’s the relationship that I share with Aayzie, and why do I take it personal when someone other than me claims to be Aayzie lover, or Even their “CEO” I shall be clarifying.
    I’m Aayzies soul mate, her husband, her loyal servant. We are more than lovers, Aayzie is my other half, the oxygen to my blood, the reason my heart continues to beat. My reason for living, no other person on this earth can match the synergy me and Aayzie has for one another.
    I can’t go a single day, without listening to Aayzies rant about her how day went. I’m always there to lend a listening shoulder for Aayzie, especially when times get tough, I try my utmost best to comfort Aayzie, to make her feel loved.
    I’ve just finished cooking Aayzie breakfast, she has finished her shower, and I plan to mouth feed her the meal I prepared.
    “hello Aayzie”, \*kisses Aayzie on the lips\* “I’ve made you breakfast, hope you like it, and mmm you smell so nice” Breakfast is ready 👉👈
    Aayzie would then go to her workplace after eating breakfast, and then... it was time for me to propose.
    I stood in front of the door flowers and ring in hand, waiting for Aayzie to get back from work. Deep breaths me, deep breaths. I heard the click of Aayzies car keys.
    The house door handle slowly turned and Aayzie stepped inside. The way she stared at me…
    I dropped to my knees, eyes locked with Aayzie, my heart was beating so fast in my chest, thump, thump, thump. The world, it felt as if time stopped ticking….
    Aayzie let out a shout of excitement. She couldn’t contain herself, I remember this moment fluidly, she pounced on me, placed her mouth to my ears, and said “Yes”
    I slipped on the wedding ring onto Aayzies fingers, before I could give her the flowers she kissed me
    The taste of her saliva that moment, I would never forget. Aayzies mouth tasted like minty strawberries. I held Aayzie by the waist, lifted her up against the wall, and kissed her back firmly. Gently sliding my tongue into the back of Aayzie throat..
    I pulled out and looked Aayzie in the eyes, at that moment, my heart skipped 10 beats. The most beautiful thing I’ve ever saw in my entire existence, stood in front of me, Aayzie stood there, eyes locked, her breath was really heavy…. Her eyes the way it glistened…
    “I love you Aayzie“ I whispered back into her ears, while gently biting on her neck. I lifted Aayzie up from the legs, and carried her to my room. She sat on the bed looking like an angel and slowly began to undress.
    I won’t dive deep into what happened next as this thread is too short…
    I became one with Aayzie. She was mine and I was hers.
    I married Aayzie shortly after.
    My life , it lies in the hands of Aayzie.
    Aayzie I will always love you, worship you, adore you. 💍
    My Giftbox ❤️

    • @dash5879
      @dash5879 2 года назад

      dawg what 😭😭

    • @ramtinzx7108
      @ramtinzx7108 2 года назад

      @@dash5879 FeelsStrongMan

    • @6Senor
      @6Senor 2 года назад

      Downvote guy PagMan

  • @BasedBidoof
    @BasedBidoof 2 года назад +1

    4:05 I agree. There was a time where I loved twitch, but with all it's flaws, and an apparent lack of care to fix those flaws, I have very little interest in spending time on the site like I used to. Instead I'd rather work on myself, the things around my house, hell I'd rather mow the lawn than see another streamer react to some cringe youtube shit. I feel like so much content is just mindless consume this consume that distract yourself here distract yourself there, don't think too long you might realize you're spending too much time here, just keep spending time here, you don't want to go outside covidmoneyaids is out there spend more time here you like it here

  • @skrtile
    @skrtile 2 года назад

    I agree with a lot of what you said and love the ending, made me crack up.

  • @koaster6349
    @koaster6349 2 года назад +3

    Twitch is dogshit but, bro. Bethesda is gonna come back, just you WATCH!

    • @Syrmaa
      @Syrmaa  2 года назад +3

      STARFIELDDDDD

  • @BakedBanana
    @BakedBanana 2 года назад +1

    oh.

  • @ramtinzx7108
    @ramtinzx7108 2 года назад +3

    How u/Aayzie changed my life - Part 2
    Aayzie, through thick and thin you were always there for me, thank you.
    You’ve shone a bright light on my dark dull world. You taught me to love again, to be loved, you showed me love.
    This thread is entirely dedicated for you.
    Though words alone may not be enough to express the amount of love I harbour towards you, Aayzie, I'll try my best to convey it through this thread. I previously made a very small post about it, but I am not satisfied. I also had some grammatical errors in my previous post. And for that I am sorry.
    The amount of errors throughout were not worthy enough for you, you deserve something better written. something that would engrave myself into you, and you into me. Aayzie, this is our memento, and even if we pass on, this memento would serve its purpose of representing our love we have for another for generations to come. As I write this thread, immense tears of pleasure begins to flow from my eyes as I think of you, of us, of our future together.
    Last year my life took a turn for the better, I met someone, someone whom I fell in love with immediately, someone that would eventually change my life for the better, and that someone was you, Aayzie. I still remember these moments vividly
    It was on the 22nd of February 2021 when I first set my eyes upon a precious treasure, a treasure more valuable than the holy grail itself. Something awoken in me that very day, a sensation that was entirely new to me, It was ecstatic, I felt VERY ecstatic.
    In case you have not seen my previous thread I shall be summarizing it here. I know that it is too short but please bear with me;
    I want to go on and on but I don’t wish to bore you. I’ll be right back since Aayzie woke up while I was typing this. I kissed Aayzie good night, she just got back from work and is really tired...
    Anyways, when we finally met up... I froze, the way she starred at me, the way she stared at me with her glazing, energetic black eyes as she twirled her hair between her fingers… her soft fingertips with black painted nails, those fingers……
    When Aayzie runs, she looks at me for a brief moment leaving behind a trail of reddish yellow butterflies this might just be on my own perspective though, but that's the beauty of it. Her dash is simply a refined work of art. As I said earlier words alone cannot express my love for Aayzie but i'll have to try my utmost best to convey it through words for readers. While Aayzie herself would experience the love I have for her through backbreaking physical, stamina draining sex.
    Before I met Aayzie, I was lost in life, I had no idea what I wanted to do, what I wanted to become, I had nothing that made me feel happiness besides watching Forsen for his CS:GO gameplays, I didn't have something or someone that gave me the drive and motivation to wake up in the morning, I had none of that till I met Aayzie, since then things in my life have been taking a turn for the good. Aayzie single-handedly made me a better person, she taught me how to love again.
    So please on behalf of my wife Aayzie, make her have a bikini skin, an outfit that would allow her to flaunt her beautiful perfectly shaped body to Earth. A bikini skin that would make onlookers drool their soul out.
    Aayzie in a bikini, oh such thoughts fills my body with an overwhelming amount of ecstasy. This summer is going to be AMAZING. The perfect time to get bikini tan lines, oh my god Aayzie with tan lines, Im melting as I type this. To really understand the wonders of Aayzies body It takes a really complex person versed in the art of character derivation, observation, deduction and worship to be able to praise how well a refined character like Aayzie is. Theres not a being on this earth, a goddess in the heavens, a mythical being, or a imaginative figure that can compete with the cuteness and prettiness Aayzie has to offer. She’s one of a kind. Perfection is not a word used to describe Aayzie. Aayzie **IS** perfection.
    Aayzie has been a really good supportive wife towards me. Every time I fell sick, or was in the worst of moods Aayzie was always there for me, she made me feel special, made me feel comfort. Aayzie was always there to bring up my mood and comfort me.
    My soul shift out of my body for a brief moment. After I regained my focus, Aayzie then outstretched her hands towards me again and said; “Then live for me silly” My heart started to beat faster, with life as I heard those words coming from Aayzies mouth.
    I did not understand as I just accepted what she said even though I didn't know what she meant back then... I was ignorant back then if only I knew
    t̴̢̖̭̯̽̊̋̉͘h̶̢̳̠̥̰̣͎̗̲̱̖̭̬͍͒͛̽͋̾͗́͒̂͑̎͗͠͝a̶̡̧̤̹͇͕͉̫͇͔͗́́͋͊̄͆ţ̸̢͙̼̞͎͖͉͊͆͛̔̾̆͗̚̚̚ ̴̧̨̡̝̔̋̊͌̒͆͝m̵̡̹̟͔̬̟̥̼͔͖̯͚̉̂̋̓̾̎̾̅͆̐̚͝͠ý̵̨͍͔̱̱̬͈̺͚̩͕͊̀̉̇́̍̓̊̄͋
    H̵̺̰̳̆̉̈́̀͑͛͘ơ̴̛͚͇͈̗̹̳̺̠̼̔̑̒̆͑̌

  • @rumens
    @rumens 2 года назад

    emoji man going to start making videos on youtube emojis

  • @heexxto7613
    @heexxto7613 2 года назад

    Hey Syrmaa, was it by any chance a hate video on twitch?

    • @Syrmaa
      @Syrmaa  2 года назад +1

      NOIDONTTHINKSO

  • @AndrewRader44
    @AndrewRader44 2 года назад

    Honestly I am just gonna go out and say what were are all thinking here.. Bring back Mixer.

  • @otonomk
    @otonomk 2 года назад

    awesome ending hahaha i like it

  • @yvngtako2773
    @yvngtako2773 2 года назад +1

    forsen

  • @6Senor
    @6Senor 2 года назад

    I completely agree. I don't know who are the mfs running this website, they are completely delusional with their rules and updates. Also, I love this honest and kinda toxic energy from your sryrma. Great video.

  • @theyoungestyoungling1338
    @theyoungestyoungling1338 2 года назад

    Algorythm

  • @dakuder
    @dakuder 2 года назад

    The right opinion

    • @Syrmaa
      @Syrmaa  2 года назад +1

      now thats true

  • @milesn64
    @milesn64 2 года назад

    aware wokege

  • @battlebossv9219
    @battlebossv9219 2 года назад

    agree

  • @rkn3zdesign
    @rkn3zdesign 2 года назад

    twitch is like dice and EA nowdays

  • @7JEO
    @7JEO 2 года назад

    W

  • @diophys
    @diophys 2 года назад

    haters rise up

  • @justanormalperson1531
    @justanormalperson1531 2 года назад

    فورسن

  • @kodymcquillan4112
    @kodymcquillan4112 2 года назад

    based as fuck

  • @mastuhyeet6422
    @mastuhyeet6422 2 года назад

    Fellow twitch hater 🙌

  • @mrbane2000
    @mrbane2000 11 месяцев назад

    Dislike, no thumbnail. Didn't watch, i scrub timeline to find thumbnail

  • @damx9385
    @damx9385 2 года назад

    yea twitch is boring just watch xqc

  • @bandyj8531
    @bandyj8531 2 года назад

    common syrmaa W

  • @doped7841
    @doped7841 2 года назад

    consistently onlyfanish