How many minigames can you WIN with RANDOM inputs?
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- Опубликовано: 18 апр 2024
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I've created the stupidest bot you can imagine to see how many Mario Party Superstars minigames you can win with random inputs.
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Игры
Do you think Randy is ready for Master CPUs?
Of course he is you shouldn’t underestimate Randy
Easily. He is unpredictable and a master of mind games
yes
Absolutely he is the master-est cpu
Pit Randy against 3 other cpus of his kind and THEN he will be ready
The bar being so low for Randy that when he does the bare minimum like pressing the A button sometimes it’s actually incredibly hype
First
How did you see this 30 minutes after it was posted
sophist simulator
Now we need a TCNick3 AI.
Yea it’s funny
16:35 "Sir, a second Waluigi has hit the towers."
Nine ElWAAAA-ven
Call-a nine waaahhh wahhh for-a mergency!
Random inputs cannot meIt steel beams
Don’t worry. The tower still stands.
I like how you guys are joking about something that kill many people because the Arabs hate the Americans and commit suicide and hit the twin towers causing America to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan because Omasa bin Laden and how this is a literal on the other hand literally god damn Mario party
God you guys mention 9/11 because a Stupid ai of nothing other then random inputs was driving a plane like he was drunk drinking but he was also blindfolded.
It feels very poetic that Randy was able to win 50/100 games in a pass/fail scenario.
Spoilers bruh.
@@Ethan-gw6mi to be fair, why go in the comments if you havent seen the video yet but dont want spoilers?
unless youre on mobile and it shows the top comment, then yeah its bs
@@solisruben296 yeah that exact thing happened lol
Yeah, i was shocked meself
yeah lol, underrated observation
The "Randy I need you to do X", followed by Randy not doing X, is a joke that never gets old.
"That is not what I meant"
It gets old for me so so fast. This is like a Disney channel joke
@@PurpleBroadcast , I watched so much Disney Channel as a kid...
@@33pandagamerwhat were your favorite shows
Fun Fact about "slot car derby", you can actually hold the stick in any direction you want, so it's no wonder Randy started zooming, as all 4 directions caused him to take off
What’s this button doo- ZOOOOOOMMMMMM!
and he was never seen again, but if you listen closley, you can still herethenyoooom of the horse
7:03 I mean he dodged the penguins
better timestamp is 7:02
i mean yeah the penguins didn't even get anywhere near him, give my boy randy some credit
followed instructions like a champ
no penguin even dared to go near him
14:10 Randy just deciding he wanted Daisy dead for no reason at all was hilarious.
Randy is my ally
Pinzap
Not expecting you here. Despite me barely watching any object show anymore
Hired by the vernation for an assassination
I love how every time Randy is supposed to avoid someone, he just jumps off a cliff.
EDIT: OMG I'm famous!
randy just like me fr fr
he's following the task in his own way
Every "not what I meant" had me laughing harder
introverts when they have to socialize:
Fr
Winning 50/100 games means that if a game was chosen at random, there would be a perfectly random 50/50 chance for it to be possible to win (as it should be).
I think it’s funny this comment has almost 300 likes but no replies
I SHOULDNT HAVE READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE WATCHING
@@SaturnthYou can rewatch though?
@orbling.12 he's talking about getting spoiled
@@orbling.12they mean the comments gave them spoilers
I love Randy's character development on counting from 5 to 6
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🤑🤑🤑
3:29 9:16 "he did not" yes he did, he counted to 6!! so proud of him for counting past 5
5:59 Randy is a genius, he knows that not placing any of the items is just as good as placing all the items in the wrong places like the CPUs did
16:34
"Now randy it does appear that you are flying straight towards a tower."
SO YOUR TELLING ME 9/11 IS CANON IN MARIO
There was even 2 towers 😭😭
If the plane was a 767-300 and the towers are gray and square it would be even wilder💀😭
Even Ganon's Tower collapsing in Ocarina of Time, the 3 minute countdown to when Link and Zelda had to escape makes 9/11 cannon in Zelda franchise too.
The technical answer is all of them, it just varies how many tries Randy would take
I think some of them are impossible because Randy doesn't push button combos
@@keiyakins That's totally fair, but that still doesn't make for an interesting question, unfortunately. It just means all of them are possible except for the ones Randy's programming literally doesn't allow for.
Technically, you are correct, which is the best kind of correct
there is a few exeptions for this tho, one is minigames that require two inputs at once since randy only presses one button at a time and another is minigames that require a button to be spammed like poki pummel since it seems like from the video even if randy did each button push as an a it just doesnt do it fast enough
@@thelegendarypotato6191yeah, but that isn’t “a minigame you can’t beat with random imputs,” it’s “a minigame Randy can’t beat because he got programmed wrong”
I think TECHNICALLY any minigame could be won with random inputs but a lot of them would need a raw miracle
Except the one(s) that required pressing two buttons at once. At least with this system
22:27 the way he missed like that was hilarious
they arent ready for the randy SPIKE...
11:40 it's funny how Randy looks around as if going: "Where the fuck am I?"
and Mario looks at his teammates angrily: "How the fuck did you lose?!"
12:30 The way Yoshi looks both ways at Daisy and Mario is comedy gold. And Yoshi is like: "TF did you do that for?!"
Even better, Mario looks at his teammates like that *after he was the first to lose*
wow. I never received this much likes before.
( 61 likes )
18:05
“Just avoid the Giant spiky-“
Randy: *Nah I’mma dip.*
14:27 I always love how Randy is a total psychopath in this minigame
ngl I love recurring gag of you telling Randy how to win the minigame or having some sort of hope that he could win it only to cut to him brutally failing it
23:53 at least Randy knows how to draw the Triforce!
"no level of mind games has ANY affect on him. He WILL choose randomly and he WILL FIND YOU" 13:06
8:36 In your Luigi vs Randy video, Randy actually WON this minigame, so yes, it's possible for him to score points here.
But that was LUIGI playing. MARIO is smarter and does more than nothing.
16:35 *RANDY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING.*
Theoretically, every minigame is possible with random inputs.
Literally 0:17 lmao
7:09 maybe Randy is lactose intolerant?
So what you wanna do here Randy is avoid the....
Randy: 'Say no more', jumps off.
I mean hid did avoid the penguins, and other similar objectives so... 🤔
Give Randy 3 siblings and make them all compete in a game of Mario Party!
This all varying in degree of intelligence
i am honestly shocked how randy gave wins to his enemies just so that they dont feel bad. Randy is not only a good player at videogames but also a true friend, is there anything more important in life?
3:00
This is my pet duck Randy going for his first swim! Be careful Randy- RANDY?
16:35 “Randy: Eh, I’m sure that tower wasn’t important.”
*Breaking news, at the infamous date of September 11, 2001-*
6:11 Randy just drew an accurate representation of today's stock market 😮
he's such a talented artist!!
"Let's see how bumper balls goes"
- immediately yeets self off platform...
16:35
randy is trying to recreate history
Literally just found this channel a couple days ago starting with one of the videos including Randy and I just love it, after seeing that Randy wasn’t here for 8 months I thought it would be a while since he came back sadly but I came right in time!
Omg same happened to me
It makes me happy that you get straight into the actual content of the video. No intro, no coding and lengthy explanation, no fluff. A fresh taste.
But what if all 4 players are random inputs???
Chris snack family
5:59 ...
How that's all I have to say
JUST HOW!!!
Great choice of music right there 20:36!
Watching a j0rts video is like going to some kind of school for video games, and it's the teacher you always looked forward to because he's so enthusiastic about what he does and has such creative ways to teach the content. It's chaotic and hilarious and I always come away with some kind of game dev insight. I think Randy is the class hamster now
The “waa” every time you tell him his failures are okay is probably the best thing about this video. lol
21:00 "he is very selective about which boxes he wants to open." *gets suckerpunched in the nose*
technically, if you give an infinite amount of randys an infinite amount of copies of mario party, one of them is gonna win all minigames in a row flawlessly
Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters type theory
Theory@@da_real_bup
@@superfrutamagmarratmann5869 correct that's what I wrote?
@@da_real_bup you said "type theory"
I typed theory
Randy...you're concerningly obsessed with cliffs.
6:54 - he is enjoying his life while others are struggling in a fight
This is a very silly video concept but that's what I watch j0rts for so im happy!
RANNNNDDYYYYYY!!!!
13:10 -“he will chose randomly and he will find YOU.” Scariest words said
Look outside of your house.
@@xilenator UH NO I SEE HIM BRO HELP MEEEEEEE-
@@AdmiringMountainLake-kr4jq good luck doing it urself lmao
In America: shyguys tells you what to do
In mother Russia: you tell shy guy
5:57 can we just talk about that insane luck
Nah randy is just built diferent
this is basically the infinite monkey theorem
If every input is COMPLETELY random then technically all minigames would be somewhat possible?
If given enough time Randy could've done every possible input needed to complete each minigame
it's like the monkey typewriter thought experiment where if an infinite amount of monkeys had an infinite amount of time, they could hypothetically type out the entire works of Shakespeare
Say that Randy did have an infinite amount of time to perform these random inputs and random intervals. Eventually he would've performed every necessary input to complete all of the minigames.
I guess Randy is hypothetically and in our hearts, the best mario party player ever
He has 900 IQ because in the penguin game he literally jumped in the water to avoid all the Penguins which is a secret move😂
I do like that you gave the appropriate amount of thought, patience and testing to each game…which sometimes means one attempt and other times twenty. Also the pacing of this video is perfect.
-hey Randy how do we beat a game about avoiding spikes
-lava
-what?
-L a v a
Randy winning the memory game without any memory fucking killed me.
Like holy shit. He knows hes the main character.
“Okay Randy you just need to avoid people”
Randy: *kills himself*
“Well yes but actually no”
The fact that he won 50/100 is amazing
(If someone were to blindly answer a 100 question multiple choice quiz, they would score a 50- thats what they say at least)
Randy is kind of special, isn’t he,
Also
Congrats on 100k dude
Randy is trying, okay? I don't know WHAT he's trying... but he's trying.
It being 50/100 or 50% is beautiful in a way because it's the end percentage of selecting randomly in sometimes.
Honestly, your commentary is the best part of the entire video!
'OK, Randy. What you need to do is avoid all the penguins. (Falls into the water) That's not what I meant!' 😂
I like how a lot of these aren't possible because Randy wins, but because the others lose.
Technically an infinite number of randys with infinite time will, at SOME point, play the exact inputs for the best TAS possible all at the same time, for all the minigames in a row.
With actual Rando inputs all of them have to be possible, but not in our lifetime
Yeah after so many safety checks, I think Randy is just the local Inspector
10:00 this made me so happy because I watched Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing when I was younger and this just makes me smile
God, i love how you trow sarcastic remarks at randys performance every time, they hit every time and make me laugh so much. Just my type of humor.
“The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, including the complete works of William Shakespeare”
1:00 I am actually surprised that Randy didn't get at least one point here due to the starting location.
Randy being Waluigi just makes perfect sense
When you start selling merch, your first shirt should be a 'Team Randy' shirt
16:36 Randy's re-creating 2001 with this mini game
Randy failing miserably followed by Waluigi's sad "agh" gets me every time
God this made me laugh so hard. I saw 21:02 coming from a mile away but I still almost spat food all over my keyboard
A few months ago, Failboat's Grandma returned. Now Randy!
6:51 no way bro counted it impossible when offscreen he just hit a freaking homerun 💀
You should try putting Randy into an actual game! For some reason, i feel like he has a pretty good shot at becoming a superstar. It’d be hilarious to see how he does in a map. (Also i’ve learned not to doubt him, i trust he can win a game.)
Technically all of them would be possible if you let Randy play them forever
It's the same thing as the monkey on a keyboard theory, the monkey writes random letters for eternity but sometime he may write some words and/or even some cohesive texts
Thank you for telling me that secret Randy in Mario puzzle because I always lose in that minigame
*technically* all of them, because random could in theory create the most perfect set of inputs, it’s just very unlikely
I would like to point out that "winning" coin minigames means collecting at least one coin - so all of them *are* possible to "win", just not necessarily possible for him to get the *most* coins.
"Daisy and Mario are too busy over here butt-slamming Yoshi"
I beg your finest of pardons?
RETURN OF THE KING!!!! Randy is truly my favorite robot to ever exist, I love him so much
13:11
"and he will find you"
that sounds scary
1:00 Now this. THIS is art.
technically, every game is possible, just not probable
I would argue they are all possible if the inputs are actually random, just really unlikely though.
15:22, those gloves are too perfect for the situation
This was more fun to watch than it should've been.
of course randy will win, cuz he and waluigi is NUMBAH WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
16:40 9/11
sorry
Not the first comment that has said that, I am surprised the number of comments that have mentioned it.
Technically all of them are possible since theres always a microscopic chance for him to use the perfext input every time. Because he's perfect and we love him
Randy: "I am speed, I am speed, I am speed. I, AM, SPEED!"
Given an infinite amount of attempts, Randy could complete all of these at pixel-perfect precision
“Ok Randy, for this one you will have to avoid ____” (proceeds to run off cliff) “no that’s not what I meant”
The editing/comedic timing in this video is incredible. Bless you Randy, bless you.
The added Waluigi sounds make this video that much better its insane
first video with an over 10 minute runtime that legit had me laughing the entire way through
thanks randy but especially thanks to the script
got a tear in my eye at the end. I'm so proud of you, randy