The par time constraints in the Cotton Alley Dark World are surprisingly lenient, if you ask me. So much so, that it's almost impossible NOT to get an A+ upon beating a level at this juncture. (Unless, for some really absurd reason, you end up beating a level in over 60 seconds.) I guess that's Team Meat's way of being kind to us for making these levels SO DAMN HARD!!! XD THANK YOU, TEAM MEAT!!! =D
You know, most of this looks nigh impossible, but once you've beaten it once, it gets MUCH easier. It's really all about trial and error, and the levels up to this point teach you what shortcuts work and what ones don't.
I love the contrast between the cutesy music and the soul-rending pain. It's like listening to an anime soundtrack while having a limb amputated civil-war-style.
@HybridStars For being in the final world, it's actually one of the easier bandages in the game. You just get to the end, then hop along the side. At that point in the game, wall-hopping around the saws is a cinch.
@harrysonXD Cotton Alley is supposed to be an allusion to tampons I think... And considering how the villain is Dr. Fetus, Meat Boy implied to have suffocated CHAD with a pillow, and Super Tofu Boy being a middle finger directed at PETA, not to mention the Hot Coffee scene you used to get collecting all the bandages in the original flash game, I'd say we've left the realm of good taste a looooong time ago.
@DurrpyProductions I bet these are going to be hard. I wonder if they'll release full set of levels if PC version will be made. In the meantime, I'll see who uploads the whole currently released downloadable chapter first.
@Wisei88 I just got 100% on SMB as of 10 minutes ago. Did you find xoxox harder than Brag Rights because I certainly did. I think maybe it's because I A+'d Brag Rights in the light world and I was familiar with it i guess.
@MrRex20000 lol, how is The Kid not luck? The second level is basically getting lucky with the pattern and so is the third. Not to mention that those little spikes have a terrible hit detection and you'll die just from being next to one. While you may not be able to finish a cotton alley level in one shot, it's still easier to beat.
I will never even attempt this, the stress alone would probably cut 5 years off my life and who knows how long if ever it would take for me to beat it.
@HybridStars Compared to some of the levels in that world, I actually think it was one of the easiest - there were a couple I was stuck in for over an hour! As for why it's there... I have no idea. A weird extra bonus for the hardcore geeks who had to do everything in the game (like me). =P
ok tell me something guys. whats more worth it? the PC version? which has a level editor attached to it but makes the controls weird on a keyboard? or the Xbox version? which has much better controls and gives you a better chance of completing the levels?
NASA called, they need you back in their X-Plane test program. Also, I'm guessing you played this using a Guitar Hero controller. Whilst blindfold. And underwater. Next stage of human evolution, right here.
My version of the game must be broken. I'm stuck on 7 - 19 and after watching this video it is noticeably visible that when the blocks begin to reappear they do so much slower in this video than they do in my game. by the time they get to the top left corner they have caught up with the dissapearing blocks and it is impossible to get by
on the level xoxo. for you when the first blockade on the fourth level opens. they are reclosing on level one. for me... when the first block on level four opens... the middle of level 3 is already closed... why
I think I'm stupid but at 3:34 look on the left there is a bandage, I got it and I now have 101 bandages I'm almost don't with the game but I pretty sure my % is higher than "max" or 106%
Who thinks that it's funny to see Meat Boy silently screaming for help when for the last 6 chapters it was Bandage Girl who was doing the screaming. Irony 4 the win.
Well, nice to see they made some of those levels easier. :p 7-11X for instance, no rocket launcher between those moving saws constantly firing at poor bandage girl. 7-12X "Pink" also reminds me of a similar level in the dark world Salt Factory, but a lot more easier... hmm.
@MrPewiity I didnt find skyscraper that hard. Just dont get too frustrated.. (yeah, hard when u die on level3's last jump and u have to start on level1 again, but anyways.. :)) There is absolutely zero hard jump u just have to consistantly jump the littlejumps. I died about 20 times totally while doing the skyscraper and 99% of them was cuz i was frustrated and was in a hurry.. :) Cotton valley annoys me more somehow.. :D
Step 1: Everything Grade A+ Step 2: All Bandages Step 3: Rinse and Repeat in the Dark World Step 4: Achievements Step 5: Regain my social life (optional)
I love how the music in this world is all happy fun sounding, it's so deceiving to how crazy hard this game is. I freakin love this game.
The par time constraints in the Cotton Alley Dark World are surprisingly lenient, if you ask me. So much so, that it's almost impossible NOT to get an A+ upon beating a level at this juncture. (Unless, for some really absurd reason, you end up beating a level in over 60 seconds.)
I guess that's Team Meat's way of being kind to us for making these levels SO DAMN HARD!!! XD
THANK YOU, TEAM MEAT!!! =D
You don’t actually need the A+ on these levels for the hundo percentage. Just the light world counterparts
@@AvalancheTV That's only true for getting all achievements unlocked. But for TRUE hundo, one would aim for A+ in both Light AND Dark Worlds.
@@ShiitakeWarrior yes
My parents telling me how they got to school when they were my age.
You know, most of this looks nigh impossible, but once you've beaten it once, it gets MUCH easier. It's really all about trial and error, and the levels up to this point teach you what shortcuts work and what ones don't.
And you're absolutely sure you're human?
Good to see someone sold their soul to the devil for those kinds of skills and reflexes.
The levels at the end look like someone had a really hard magenta tide.
4:47 to this day i cant beat this level. (granted i only started playing a month ago but still. its hard AF)
same
ok fuck me I did it
Oh yes gg
easily the level the frustrates me the most
This level is worse than anything else in the entire game. Makes the kid look like a forest level for gods sake.
2:11 that so close moment...
Beat it that way too
Holy shit... impossible boy.. has anyone even got that ahcievment?
I'm on 7-13X and finding it VERY hard to resist the urge to stick my head in an oven. I don't even know how I made it this far.
lol i love how bandage girl gets the hardest levels
On level 7-11x: Thumb you can just use the second big wall to jump over the rear saws. That makes it 10x easier
1:43 Anxiety in a nutshell
With this amount of hand-eye coordination and finesse you must be, at the very least, the best neurosurgeon in the world.
For some reason on 7-19X the thing goes really slow so I can't beat it. I have all the other levels beaten but that one :'(
I love the contrast between the cutesy music and the soul-rending pain. It's like listening to an anime soundtrack while having a limb amputated civil-war-style.
LOL 2:44 perfect timing of the "BOOM!"
Otomotapia
Amazingly, some of these seem easier than their light world counterparts. For instance, I found "Thumb" far simpler than "Train Eater".
@HybridStars For being in the final world, it's actually one of the easier bandages in the game. You just get to the end, then hop along the side. At that point in the game, wall-hopping around the saws is a cinch.
@harrysonXD Cotton Alley is supposed to be an allusion to tampons I think... And considering how the villain is Dr. Fetus, Meat Boy implied to have suffocated CHAD with a pillow, and Super Tofu Boy being a middle finger directed at PETA, not to mention the Hot Coffee scene you used to get collecting all the bandages in the original flash game, I'd say we've left the realm of good taste a looooong time ago.
@DurrpyProductions I bet these are going to be hard. I wonder if they'll release full set of levels if PC version will be made. In the meantime, I'll see who uploads the whole currently released downloadable chapter first.
When I saw this video, I was like: it doesn't look so hard, let's try it.
Then I was like: OH MY FREAKIN JESUS THESE LEVELS ARE SO GODDAMN IMPOSSIBLE
You beat them yet?
This music is amazing...
Seriously, these levels are not as hard as they look.
Apart from 7-8X and 7-19X...
THEY ARE MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH HARDER THAN THEY LOOK
Darcy Reeves 7-8x not THAT bad. There are harder ones in my opinion.
@shuey298 It's the character that you play as in cotton alley, you save meat boy instead and you can't use any unlocked characters.
@herblore70 lol same. plus how did she manage not to die in 7-18X? bandage girl couldn't double jump so how she did that?
I love playing games like this, but sometimes I wonder if I am just giving people money so that they can put me into this agony.
@Wisei88
I just got 100% on SMB as of 10 minutes ago.
Did you find xoxox harder than Brag Rights because I certainly did.
I think maybe it's because I A+'d Brag Rights in the light world and I was familiar with it i guess.
@MrRex20000
lol, how is The Kid not luck? The second level is basically getting lucky with the pattern and so is the third.
Not to mention that those little spikes have a terrible hit detection and you'll die just from being next to one.
While you may not be able to finish a cotton alley level in one shot, it's still easier to beat.
I will never even attempt this, the stress alone would probably cut 5 years off my life and who knows how long if ever it would take for me to beat it.
@madskilliz plug it into your pc intstead of your keyboard? I dunno,I just know you can do it.
So which one was the hardest and which one was the easiest stage in your opinion in this chapter?
One question sir:Was this hard? Cause rapture on a keyboard (esp dark world) is absolute hell and I wanna know
@HybridStars Compared to some of the levels in that world, I actually think it was one of the easiest - there were a couple I was stuck in for over an hour!
As for why it's there... I have no idea. A weird extra bonus for the hardcore geeks who had to do everything in the game (like me). =P
I know her name is Bandage Girl and she's supposedly made of bandages, but what's she REALLY made out of? I mean, she leaving pink goo everywhere.
ok tell me something guys. whats more worth it? the PC version? which has a level editor attached to it but makes the controls weird on a keyboard? or the Xbox version? which has much better controls and gives you a better chance of completing the levels?
I just finished this game now after 6 days of near non-stop playing. Golden God ftw! Who needs friends?
@TheFieldsOfCheddar Wait, 101 Bandages? I thought there were only 100?
If anyone beated the coten ally widout dying respect 😎
@ehkinoh I'm suggesting that this guy makes 7-19 look easy, but it's probably the hardest of the lot. (and the only one i haven't beaten)
Your control is impeccably precise. Have my babies.
1:17 First of all, how'd Dr. Fetus get Meat Boy to stay on the ceiling? Second... Where's Captain Viridian when you need him/her/it?
You sir, deserve a planet of Internets. Use them well.
Funny how most of these levels have names that represent something icky/ painful/ bad, and at the same time, the levels themselves are horrendous.
@DurrpyProductions So you're eagerly awaiting for "I, Meat Boy" level pack?
@artman40 7-11X is really easy because you can jump over the left saw and take it slowly.
NASA called, they need you back in their X-Plane test program. Also, I'm guessing you played this using a Guitar Hero controller. Whilst blindfold. And underwater. Next stage of human evolution, right here.
@WicKedM3
I always liked to think that she was so weak from Dr. Fetus beating her up repeatedly, she couldn't move.
My version of the game must be broken. I'm stuck on 7 - 19 and after watching this video it is noticeably visible that when the blocks begin to reappear they do so much slower in this video than they do in my game. by the time they get to the top left corner they have caught up with the dissapearing blocks and it is impossible to get by
i finally completed everything. i got all 101 bandages, and i got an A+ on every single level. so what if it took all summer ... ?
@assassin166 Level 7-15: Hitboxes. Level 7-18: What the heck do you mean?
on the level xoxo.
for you when the first blockade on the fourth level opens. they are reclosing on level one. for me... when the first block on level four opens... the middle of level 3 is already closed... why
does anybody know why 7-7x ( 1:57 ) has an A+ time of 60 seconds? Oo
it's like they just didn't care about it.
DurrpyProductions has come to deliver us to the promise land!!
there probably aren't warps from what I saw, but is there a boss in this chapter
Hom many million Bandage Girls died during the shooting of this video?
watching this made me laugh...then sob...then cry...then punch the wall...and now I'm back to normal!
You win my repects of xbox one
is this cutted or all in a row?
2:01 WHOA!!!! You went real high!!!!
wow, you made that look easy, something about 5000 of my dead meat boys would disagree with
What kind of trail is bandage girl leaving after her ? Meat Boy = blood , Bandage Girl = ???
Don't know if it's harder than IWBTG (as I've only played a few minutes of it), but going all S+ on Dustforce is pretty hard.
I think I'm stupid but at 3:34 look on the left there is a bandage, I got it and I now have 101 bandages I'm almost don't with the game but I pretty sure my % is higher than "max" or 106%
I so want to see the replays of this...
@haloreach111 A level a day? 8-D
4:00 you missed a bandage
isn't "white noise" the name of TWO levels in super meat boy?
2:10 epic slow-mo action!
lvl 19 how? pls the last part top how? some advises?
your mad editting skills make this look easy
Nevermind ninja, the strategical planning to accomplish this level of pixel perfect micromanagement makes you a god.
how about those hax? Airjump?
Who thinks that it's funny to see Meat Boy silently screaming for help when for the last 6 chapters it was Bandage Girl who was doing the screaming.
Irony 4 the win.
she leaves a trail of strawberry frosting?
Nice! I'm stuck on 7-14x. I'm pretty sure the designers for this game are Satan, The Joker and Jigsaw.
@madskilliz PC,becuase pc you can use a xbox controller with.
Please, i wanna see the picture of a guy who plays this....
I thought Patience was hardest until I tried not jumping around too much.
The only way i could survive this game if i bought it is the music... omg its amazing
When I first saw this video I had no idea why you would slowmo the second jump on 7-8X... Now I'm gonna go and try to beat 7-8X
Wooah at 4:39 i couldn't even see the bandage girl at times. Makes my head confused @_@
did you ever get the impossible boy achivement?
7-20X "Brag Rights". Indeed you earned your brag rights.
the music soo happy and yet it's nothing but death and dispair D:
that took serious skill
Well, nice to see they made some of those levels easier. :p
7-11X for instance, no rocket launcher between those moving saws constantly firing at poor bandage girl.
7-12X "Pink" also reminds me of a similar level in the dark world Salt Factory, but a lot more easier... hmm.
@gypsumthree Hard to say, both were about equally difficult for me, but difficult in their own way if you know what I mean.
Just insane. I am stuck like at the third chapter, there is no way i will finish these levels ....
If you do it with no deaths, tell me what impossible boy does.
why did the video slow down in 7-8x?
@MrPewiity I didnt find skyscraper that hard. Just dont get too frustrated.. (yeah, hard when u die on level3's last jump and u have to start on level1 again, but anyways.. :)) There is absolutely zero hard jump u just have to consistantly jump the littlejumps. I died about 20 times totally while doing the skyscraper and 99% of them was cuz i was frustrated and was in a hurry.. :)
Cotton valley annoys me more somehow.. :D
why is there a bandage in 7-12x?
i really loved the light levels of chapter 7, but the dark levels are a pain!
How did you survive 6:08? You clearly fell off the screen.
finally finished the end, saw the first level of Cotton Alley, closed Super Meat Boy.exe
I think 7-15X and 7-18X is where I had my butt clenched the tightest because of how tense it was watching that
You can play as B. Girl?
Step 1: Everything Grade A+
Step 2: All Bandages
Step 3: Rinse and Repeat in the Dark World
Step 4: Achievements
Step 5: Regain my social life (optional)