Lol I think she’s talking about people eating them in the stripping area, not at the bar. Imagine guys touching you with greasy hands while you’re dancing for them smh
In one of her episode Portia told that Ellen always says "I wanna do more, but don't know what" she literally has everything. She has no goals. She has achieved everything.
The Galaxious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 for real... I see ScarlettP everywhere I don't even bother to comment because somebody gonna be under my name saying girl you're everywhere
she is funny but she insults a woman's dead baby calling him a monkey , throws shoes at people who did nothing to her , insults her friends on Ellen and betrays them saying all they do is get her into fights and trouble , disrespects and terribly hurts a MUA who did nothing to her , calls black women roaches and monkeys etc etc.. you know who is actually sweet? Nicki Minaj she is the person I hope you are looking for.
Juwairiya Umar AND she DOES NOT call black women roaches. She has called a white female a roach too. People take everything to conclusions and believe it’s race. The girl she called a roach, just happened to be black. Do your research.
she's gonna be a one hella of a mother.......i can imagine her being the funny loving mother who always embarrases their children with "mom" jokes....good luck on your pregnancy Cardi B....Lots of Love from India
R.I.P. Twitch (1982-2022)🕊 Horrible news hearing that he passed away from suicide. I send my most heartfelt condolences to Twitch’s family, friends and loved ones during this very difficult time❤️
Such wonderful humor & positive light that makes you happy and laugh between Ellen & Cardi. Great energy, Cardi is such a refreshing spirit, nothing forced and fake about her like many celebrities. What you see is what you get. 🤗🤗🤗
Weird I thought it was opposite her and Jimmy Fallon were hilarious. I thought Ellen was a bit awkward. I feel like they can get on the same level, but he can't get away with the censoring like she can cuz she is a guest and ge has to hold back
CARDI B should have performed LIVE ON ELLEN SHOW With Some of that EPIC Coachella TWERKING ! LOL!! Sending BIG LOVE to all ELLEN FANS & Everybody around the World from me in LONDON! I am Ellens BIGGEST FAN as you will see on my Home PAGE ❤
I don't understand why she could not perform. The performance could have been taylored or censored like on SNL. Yes, even the song that she did during her baby reveal would have been fit for the middle aged day time crowd.
I want to be on Cardi’s level of boldness.
don't say that
you just gotta be dumb, that's it lol
Haha lol i get it
Lol and cool name i have a few friends named Shannon and cool last name and cool pic
@@profharambe1603 dumb enough to become a millionaire at least lol
That moment when Ellen realized she owns all what she wants
No.
you're too innocent for this joke
Even money can't buy you two balls and a bat!!
You didn't get it...
Nope😂😂
1:25 ellen be like
I see it
I like it
I want it
I already got it
oml 😂😂😂
omg yesss
Nope
Shivika Israni or I see it I like it I don’t want it cuz I already got it
Are you singing 7 rings?
*1:25* When you have that much money.
😂😂😂 true
No. When you want to change gender
hi no she’s lesbian not transgender
hi she’s lesbian dim wit
@@hi-ii4wu there's a difference between lesbian and transgender!
ellen finally got someone who actually plays properly 😂
Little Dreamer fax 😂😂
Little Dreamer who would have thought it would be Cardi B? U know she crazy! Love her!
Little Dreamer TRUE
pff stulba kaza
Ikr 😂
I wanna see Sofia Vergara and cardi play this against each other!
😭
I'm dead already 😂 ⚰ 😂 ⚰
haha YES
CHAOS.
You have 666 likes devil
"She got a lamborghini truck connection" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤦🤦🤦
LOL
"Watermelons and melons"🤣🤣
What about coconuts🤦🤷😂
And what about avacado
What about chimichangas
Haylee Moss i
Ayna Rob what she said at the first?
Twitch: Ellen, what are three things you wished you owned but don’t?
Ellen: *quiet*
Me: Welp, I’m never gonna get there in life.
Same
I will
Maybe dont want things 😂😂😂😂
Same🤣🤣
@@JFgamingfcmobile Ok, ok
*"EAT CHICKEN WANGS"* 1:48
wings b its wings
niklavs.m *naww*
I’m a vegetarian 🌱
It's Ebony it wings
*i was obviously spelling it how she prounouced it* 💀stop trying to correct somebody
Ellen is so humble in real life but that question had her stumped
Shanice Webb Because her and her next door neighbor ( Oprah ! ) They got it all !
Must be fucking nice ! 😂😂😂
Nah.. she knows exactly what she wishes she had but doesn't. Can't say that on tv, there's kids watching
Shanice Webb what was it?
Popeye Sailor what is it...
Shanice Webb I
"Cardi name three things that makes you laugh"?
Cardi: ahh moneyyy, chocolate, and P*nis. 😂😂
I really thought Cardi said money, chocolate and b*tches.
Nah she said dickpics😂 i can lipread
I knew this would be hilarious as soon as I read "Cardi B"
Yea cause shes such a fucking joke
Lol Cardi B has grew on me😂
Kaiya Jones Cardi is funnier than all the Kardashians and Jenners at the same time.
Nattalia_O that's like saying 0.0001 is greater than 0 lol
Sam Willett LOL i know.
Cardi : oh snap !! Oh shishkabab !! Oh moy gooooooioioid 0:29
Heehee
Djimy Djamel v
Lol
It was actually oh shanp oh shishkabab oh mooy gooooiooiid
Djimy Djamel g
DID ANYBODY NOTICE THAT CARDI B HAS BEEN THE BEST CELEBRITY CONTESTANT THAT HAS PLAYED 5 SECOND RULE?
Adele too actually
soo you have not seen ricky gervais?
And adele
Ricky Gervais!
Sofia Vergara!!
Ellen doesn't need anything cause she already has everything. My goal in life actually 😭
No love. She was laughing kuz first thing came to her head was a penis!
Robyn Marie Ellen's not trans lol why would she want a penis?
mkay, why not? The question was "name 3 things you wished you owned but dont".... Ellen is a lesbian lol.............. You get it now
Djune Ochieng as a lesbian I can confirm we don’t want dicks.
laila1989ism we’d
2:37 I’m a winnner!!! 😂😂🤣
Gavin Smith 😂
That pic go with it so well 😂
Gavin Smith e
Love ur pic💙💙💙🌈🌈🌈🙏🙏🙏
You are a winner!!!
1:25 imagine being this rich
IKR😂😭
I mean, once I found a gummy bear in my place. Idk where it came from. But I ate it 😋, score. 🤔 It was prob a cbd gummi, idk. Just fyi 🌠
I mean, I think that wasn't the joke. XD
I was thinking about moist the whole time....... Oh cardi we think alike.
lolol. Please! LOL
Same , I was like moist moist moist 😂😂😂
Nish S SAMEEEEE
SAAMMMEE !! I was SHOOK!
Me too hahahaha
Twitch: "Ellen, what are three things you wish you owned but don't?"Ellen: *Crickets*Us: Well then.
"watermelons" would have been a great answer though. I was really expecting her to say that after Cardi's round lol
A place in heaven
For good got your money I bonks into your house today call the police do the police can help you and your family and kids l am come to see you today
Mark & Nico pe...
beautifullybroken275 I was at that part when I read this
Strip club chicken wings be the best though cardi 😂😂😂😂
Ratoya Banks omg 😂😂😂😭
Lol I think she’s talking about people eating them in the stripping area, not at the bar. Imagine guys touching you with greasy hands while you’re dancing for them smh
Hey classmate! This is Mercedes Walker Nlrhs baby!
lamooo
Imagine being so rich that if someone asks you what you wish for you can't respond.
dontaskme whatmynameis I’m not rich ,, unemployed but there is nothing i really want
dontaskme whatmynameis v
dontaskme whatmynameis i thought that was so amazing
Ana Asma That might just be depression
In one of her episode Portia told that Ellen always says "I wanna do more, but don't know what" she literally has everything. She has no goals. She has achieved everything.
I love Cardi she is so hilarious
You're literally everywhere 😂
The Galaxious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 for real... I see ScarlettP everywhere I don't even bother to comment because somebody gonna be under my name saying girl you're everywhere
Sc
You here again hahahaha
nicky rosey girl you're everywhere
tWitch-"Ellen name 3 things you don't own
Ellen-"Umm...uh...hmmm..."
I WANT TO BE THIS LEVELED SOME DAY
Cardi is a weirdo i love her ❤️
Kyla Thomas duhh 😏
Sumukh that's why she's got the party on rarry, or whstever the fuck she says 😂😂😂😂
Love u cardi
Sumukh poop s@stoop@stoop
Sumukh NO WEIRDO just spontaneous and fun ASF
Must be nice having everything Ellen!! LOL
one day I hope to be on that level
Marielyz Analber I don't get it
I know lol 😂😂
Valeria Delgado right, that's exactly what I said like damn she got everything
Financial security
2:35 She just sounds like Donald Duck😂 I love her
2:35
Well Cardi is a rapper of course she would win
And she's latina...
That is not that obvious. A lot of rappers are really good at writing but not so good at improvising
Joana Cesar she meant she’s used to talking pretty fast
She doesn’t write so no
@@Ytbsjsns and she doesn't even rap, she talks 😂
her craziness and loudness is what makes her Cardi and I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO. she's hella funny as well without even realizing it😂.
Sky Dalbah her ratchetness is what makes her cardi 😂❤️
troye fans are everywhere, hi!!
picklederiya HEYYA💞
Sky Dalbah she's like the NANNY and Rosie Perez put 2gether and tossed in the Bronx
*Cardi B killed it!*
*Oh Shnap*
*Oh Shishkabob*
*Oh Bakoy*
What does Bakoy mean?
Gravity Falls Fan the last one she said oh mai goid
*EOoowwwwWww*
Gravity Falls Fan. She said ma god
Love it, oookkuuuuuuurt :D
Omg I never thought cardi b would be on Ellen. Love her
REiGN 95 why not??
S K I think because Ellen and Nicki are like best friends, idk.
S K I just thought she was a Little too “colourful” for the show. But who cares? Cardi B’s in da house🤙🏾
kinda lame yea that could be a factor as well
Same Here ! I'm Happy She Did
My personal favorite line is “Slap da booty real hard”😂
Ellen with the humble brag. She has EVERYTHING she wants. 😂 Get That Shmoneyyy!
lol she is humble but she wanted to say penis
maybe she wanted to say penis but couldn't
Brent Y. She was talking about a penis !!!
sahara b SHE IS LESBIAN NOT TRANS!!!
If she wanted a penis she'd have one... not that hard to get these days
Twitch: what are 3 things you wish you owned but dont
Ellen:*not knowing what to say* ugh....uhhh....
HONEY I WISH I COULD RELATE
Epic Bug penis
When you are that rich
I’m still dying right now 😭😂❗️ this the 5th time I watched this in 2 days 😂😂 cardi and Ellen together with have you ctfu 😂❗️💯
I'm clapping for cardi
girlllll i feel u
u know she slaysss my life
goddess cutie f
goddess cutie i’m clappin her cheeks
Clap your ass for Cardi, and then send me a video of it.
“What are three things you wished you owned but don’t” LMAOO ELLEN KNOWS SHE’S GOT EVERYTHING
0:28 “oh snap! oh shush kabob!! OH MY GAWWWD!!!” 😂😂😂
1:26 perks of being rich
she has everything she needs
Aakanksha Chandra No she didn’t... she is a lesbian not transgender...
Anja W fr she was stumped by that question 😂😂
And what she wants too
not only money. She has love and recognition. Good for her.
Ikr
She looks like a goddess
Im Mortal she is a goddess😂💗
Im Mortal it’s ironic you say that considering your name haha
Im Mortal cardi b looks great too though
Im Mortal do you know De Wae??
dead meme fam
Money chocolate and what?!?!
Penis😂
A penis.
Insomniac Maniac i think its Bitches
Adhwa Sohail u also like 😱😂
Adhwa Sohail u sure 😂?
Cardi B looks at you like she knows things about you
Chillouttunez X I laughed so fuckin hard at this comment cuz I swear she made me feel like that 😂😂😂
Chillouttunez X Spot on! I was trying to figure out her stare
Yesss lmaoo. Like she know you lying but she still gonna let you finish.
Cuz she knows that all the stuff Ellen says are scripted!
No seriously!!! I thought I was the only person that noticed that !! It’s like she just goes into deep stares 😂
I must admit that I was wrong about Cardi. She is truly awesome. Love her energy and funny personality. You go grrrrrrl ! :)))
Dislike
she is funny but she insults a woman's dead baby calling him a monkey , throws shoes at people who did nothing to her , insults her friends on Ellen and betrays them saying all they do is get her into fights and trouble , disrespects and terribly hurts a MUA who did nothing to her , calls black women roaches and monkeys etc etc.. you know who is actually sweet? Nicki Minaj she is the person I hope you are looking for.
Juwairiya Umar AND she DOES NOT call black women roaches. She has called a white female a roach too. People take everything to conclusions and believe it’s race. The girl she called a roach, just happened to be black. Do your research.
Stel. She called a black femal a burned roach
@@AH-ih7cs? So u would have called the person a roach too if u were that mad and she's called white woman roaches too your the racist one
"What are three things you wish you owned, but dont?"
"...Oh."
*I'M CRYING*
Brage Nikolai no you are not
LMFAO
Lmfao that pfp with the text though
im smiling
1:23 Imagine being that rich
Rest in heaven, twitch💖🕊️🕊️
Uranus is one
Wet, Uranus, and balls
Y
How about Venus 😝
Good one!!
I think everybody have a little Cardi B in us.
Vera Wood bbbbbv h Cat ztdfrrffrdz
Yes
And a bit of Kanye West
Cardi B and Sophia vergara need their own shows
she's gonna be a one hella of a mother.......i can imagine her being the funny loving mother who always embarrases their children with "mom" jokes....good luck on your pregnancy Cardi B....Lots of Love from India
Become rich like Ellen so that you feel proud for not answering the question❤😂
Ur too innocent for this joke 😂
@@zorovigknesh8811 ok boomer
1:23 and that's how rich I want to be in life 😂😂
*Ellen Has Everything! She Couldn't Name Anything She Wish She Had lol I Love Her!*
Abigail Quezada she was thinking a penis no doubt , she has to strap on forever
Um u didn’t get what she was saying?
monkeyluv 😂😂😂 OMG, how did I not even realize that? It's so much funnier now! Some things money just can't buy. (Yet) 😉
moist was the first word in my head 😂
My favorite word!!!
Same
0:27 ✨ oh shnap, oh scoosh shka ba, aaooooo ma goooaawwdd ✨
Ellen's success and position in life summed up in 5 seconds... 1:21
1:24 oh my gosh just imagine being that rich 😂❤️😍😫
I love you so mush
The time left on the clock should be the amount of points u get
White Chocolate oh ya that’s smart!
that's actually genius
some questions require one word whereas others have phrases... so you know it kinda depends
I love her. Her answers and comments are on point. She is original and does not give a lame answer during the interviews
I want to be Ellen when Twitch asked 3 things you wished you owned but don't. #GOALS
0:25
Twitch: cardi, name three things you say when you're surprised?
Cardi: *oh shnap oh shishakabob owhh mygowddddq*
Does anyone else hear Ellen say, " You win!.. Shit!"??? Lol 🤣 2:33
Miss Customer ohh that's what she said? I heard 6
Harley Quince 6 what?
Tina M 6 points maybe?
Tina M I was surprised at that.
she said 6
Cardi b is so naturally funny😂
R.I.P. Twitch (1982-2022)🕊
Horrible news hearing that he passed away from suicide.
I send my most heartfelt condolences to Twitch’s family, friends and loved ones during this very difficult time❤️
"eat chicken wings" Hhahahahaha
I was thinking of the word moist the whole time and then Cardi B said it and i was like YESSSSSSSSS BICHHHHHHH
I love Ellen and Cardi together! 😂
CARDI B's VYBE IS SO COOL!
WHY is Cardi, the non-comedian, funnier than Amy Schumer, the comedian
amy schumer is hilarious as well they both are just in different ways
Kevin Vo its her personality its not force like that fat pink pig
I never laughed at Amy's jokes... the fact that she is that successful as a comic baffles me
Vicole Naba Completely agree ! She is not funny whatsoever !!! 🤦🏾♀️but we all know why she's so famous 🤦🏼♀️
Cardi is naturally crazy and funny, it's her all day everyday 💯
Cardi and Ellen I know I'm watching in 2019 but it's almost my birthday I'm so excited its April 30th 2019.
Cardi is a breath of fresh air
When she said eat chicken wings I started dying 😂
0:56 when cardi points out the word “moist”🤧🤒🤮
Such wonderful humor & positive light that makes you happy and laugh between Ellen & Cardi. Great energy, Cardi is such a refreshing spirit, nothing forced and fake about her like many celebrities. What you see is what you get. 🤗🤗🤗
"Ellen, name 3 things you don't have that you wish you had"
Ellen: "Ohh, umm.... *thinks* "
She has everything LOL
She was so close to say PENIS she didnt tho 😂😂
a husband and kid but ....
0:29 😂 let's go cardi 😂
This was the perfect game for cardi ☺️
1:25
What are three things you wished you owned, but don’t?
Ellen: Uh, Um, & Oh.
*The comments aren’t disabled*-
1:24 a place in heaven
Cynicals lol good one but we don't know if she will make it or not but heaven is definitely a hard place to get into, for sure!!
if heaven is just full of annoying mormons i’ll have fun being gay in hell lmao
idk my dude same bruh
Cynicals don’t say same when you were the one who made the homophobic comment in the first place what to heck
Same goes for you
I don't know why but Jimmy Fallon seems to be so uncomfortable with Cardi. But Ellen instead was amazing, I love her ❤
Venick nuñez yes I noticed that too. It was hard to watch her in jimmy
Must b a "boss lady instant connection" thing🙄🙄
Jimmy Kimmel is super comfortable with her too lol. He keeps ft her on his show
I think Jimmy Fallon is just an awkward person lol he seems uncomfortable with most people unless he actually really knows them
Weird I thought it was opposite her and Jimmy Fallon were hilarious. I thought Ellen was a bit awkward. I feel like they can get on the same level, but he can't get away with the censoring like she can cuz she is a guest and ge has to hold back
No one:
Cardi: **breathes**
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You gotta love her personality man😂😂😂
Ellen dosnt need anything because she has everything.Thats my goal in life.😭😭😭
1:27 😂😂😂😂wow I can't stop laughing....... i could name 20 In 5 seconds
She funny but in a smart way...she's not the dumb kinda funny,thats what i like about her
Don't ear chicken wings in a strip club 😂
The first question to cardi & when cardi answer has me lit. Was literally on the ground deading with 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cardi she is so cute💓
I was literally thinking of the word “moist”. Then Cardi read my mind
When card b said "OWWMAHGAWDD" I literally burst in laughter
1:36 did I just hear Ellen say, “You win, shit!”
0:29 OMG I CAN’T 😂😂😂
Jenn'sCrazyLife same i'm watching this scene over and over again 😩😂😂😂
RIP Twitch 🙏🏿💙
I absolutely love her ! She’s so real and just loving life 😂😂😂
" OH SNAP, OH SNICKABOK, OUUHH MYYY GAAWWWDDD" 😹😹😹😹😹CARDI HAD ME DEAD
Aloha_Jericho 808 omg i even didnt notice that says gawd lmaoo ahahah
1:10
Another word: Chimichangas
😂😂😂
CARDI B should have performed LIVE ON ELLEN SHOW With Some of that EPIC Coachella TWERKING ! LOL!! Sending BIG LOVE to all ELLEN FANS & Everybody around the World from me in LONDON! I am Ellens BIGGEST FAN as you will see on my Home PAGE ❤
I don't understand why she could not perform. The performance could have been taylored or censored like on SNL. Yes, even the song that she did during her baby reveal would have been fit for the middle aged day time crowd.
I MADE the likes 666 ohhhh shit 🤣