Dylan Hollis - Boiled Cookies

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
  • Christmas time means cookie time!

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  • @SirKrisofGames
    @SirKrisofGames Год назад +36917

    "Volume doesn't change. Fight me."
    I love it.

    • @personwhoexistsig
      @personwhoexistsig Год назад +744

      i use dry measures for liquid too

    • @cristobalgarces1675
      @cristobalgarces1675 Год назад +364

      I have to tell my mom this every time.

    • @OttersMum
      @OttersMum Год назад +129

      I thought he said" like me"

    • @madisonhoward8333
      @madisonhoward8333 Год назад +566

      I didn't know this was a thing until I was cooking with my husband. I was super confused. I had been baking for years with no problem. His mom used to sell pampered chef and I'm 100% convinced that this was a way for them to sell more products.

    • @chrthiel
      @chrthiel Год назад +172

      Well, water volume doesn't. Oil does, quite a bit in fact.

  • @WillieTaggett
    @WillieTaggett Год назад +3331

    This dude is more animated than a Saturday morning cartoon

    • @1whowasNEVERhere
      @1whowasNEVERhere Год назад +33

      They need him on Saturday Night Live 😂

    • @gachamoon_xx5235
      @gachamoon_xx5235 Год назад +3

      ​@@1whowasNEVERhere ONG 😭💛

    • @dragenfire68
      @dragenfire68 Год назад +15

      ​@@1whowasNEVERhere nah, SNL is a sham and would ruin him.

    • @inarisarp
      @inarisarp Год назад +14

      Man. You know how some creators make animated versions of other videos? Someone needs to do that with Dylan

    • @WillieTaggett
      @WillieTaggett Год назад +3

      @@inarisarp I agree

  • @Markus97306
    @Markus97306 5 месяцев назад +1196

    "They are firm, and judging on how they smell I might be to."
    Got me on the floor

    • @debbiejennings9040
      @debbiejennings9040 5 месяцев назад +11

      I know, right! He is totally hilarious, love his humor & videos. 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

    • @darkgoddess6662
      @darkgoddess6662 5 месяцев назад +11

      I was seriously considering commenting this part as well! XD

    • @Lostember26
      @Lostember26 17 дней назад

      It got me into bed

  • @dies200
    @dies200 6 месяцев назад +392

    I would absolutely buy a shirt with Dylan holding cookies over his eyes and the Text "Good Cookies!"

    • @angienorton5577
      @angienorton5577 5 месяцев назад +28

      Give me one that says "Calories don't count on Christmas!" XDD That's my new saying for the holidays!

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily 2 месяца назад +3

      G🍪🍪D C🍪🍪KIES

  • @marysikorski6293
    @marysikorski6293 Год назад +7765

    “They are firm. Judging by how they smell, I might be, too.” Dylan is so quick with his comments! 😂

    • @andrepepinski4213
      @andrepepinski4213 Год назад +52

      Work out those abs Dylan! 😉

    • @sharkshakes
      @sharkshakes Год назад +31

      @@andrepepinski4213 why reply to a comment... instead of just having it on its own? Dylan isnt going to see or care

    • @jasmingovers4403
      @jasmingovers4403 Год назад +7

      😂

    • @VoodooRogue
      @VoodooRogue Год назад +40

      That's not all he's quick with

    • @thatdamnguy100
      @thatdamnguy100 Год назад +21

      Yep, that caught me off guard 😂

  • @destinrighls7622
    @destinrighls7622 Год назад +2019

    "Do y'all call this a frying pan or a skillet? I call it Steve."
    Is my new favorite quote from this wonderful man. 😂

    • @jamesanderson7387
      @jamesanderson7387 Год назад +22

      The court called it the murder weapon

    • @melecio9423
      @melecio9423 Год назад +13

      @@jamesanderson7387 I cant believe Steve is murderer 😢

    • @shadeplant166
      @shadeplant166 Год назад

      They have been charged with 1st degree manslaughter and battery

    • @deathcharge5468
      @deathcharge5468 Год назад +9

      Reminds me of how jack sparrow called a dude with no eye and leg larry

    • @fandomer8316
      @fandomer8316 Год назад +4

      I call my best friend Steve

  • @EpicVoiceShitposting
    @EpicVoiceShitposting 6 месяцев назад +285

    "New positions are.. Fun" he said with the most Astarion vibes I ever witnessed

    • @KalebCorvid
      @KalebCorvid 5 месяцев назад +12

      He even has lil fangs

  • @crunchydango
    @crunchydango 5 месяцев назад +98

    When I was a kid, my mom used to make these cookies every so often, and I loved them. Just over a year ago, she passed away. Dylan, I usually get a good chuckle at your videos, but this one literally brought me to tears. Keep doing what you do to keep these old recipes alive because sometimes, there are many more memories than there are ingredients. ❤

    • @pbajnow
      @pbajnow 14 часов назад

      Same here. Sis still makes them to this day. Lots of variety is easily possible.

  • @laurentiare
    @laurentiare Год назад +7775

    “ You’ve never been there have you? New positions are *fun* “
    Dylan that was SMOOTH 😂

    • @kinamiya1
      @kinamiya1 Год назад +73

      holy i didn’t noticed that
      damn!

    • @anthonycurrie5065
      @anthonycurrie5065 Год назад +133

      Naughty boy he is…

    • @VoidicHerald
      @VoidicHerald Год назад +101

      This man had me asking myself some serious questions👀😂

    • @shoujokadyan5502
      @shoujokadyan5502 Год назад

      ​@@CR-wk2renew seggs positions are fun, darling

    • @apotatosapling5698
      @apotatosapling5698 Год назад +14

      ​@@CR-wk2re' inappropriate positions '

  • @nimbus997
    @nimbus997 Год назад +12558

    "They taste like candy!"
    That's probably the two cups of sugar Dylan lol

    • @lkeke35
      @lkeke35 Год назад +482

      I mean its basically chocolate and caramel flavored oatmeal, right?

    • @kyleholden2441
      @kyleholden2441 Год назад +35

      Omg are you the real nimbus

    • @TheOfficalMiki
      @TheOfficalMiki Год назад +68

      Nah, it’s type (who cares what number it is) *D* *I* *A* *B* *E* *T* *E* *S*

    • @lji_btrfly
      @lji_btrfly Год назад +66

      It's not much different than fudge with oats added.

    • @austinjeffries5741
      @austinjeffries5741 Год назад +6

      [Shouts to the Heavens] KINTO'UUUUUUUUUN

  • @dragons_hook
    @dragons_hook 6 месяцев назад +42

    "Cocoa!" In the English explorer accent, and
    "A little bitta nilla" in the grandma voice are always my favorites.

  • @tiffeniebright3367
    @tiffeniebright3367 2 месяца назад +6

    i am old and grew up on these cookies; congrats to those discovering these delights for the first time

  • @that_pan_chick8650
    @that_pan_chick8650 Год назад +2426

    “I call him Steve.”
    How polite. ❤

    • @nightwolf1416
      @nightwolf1416 Год назад +31

      Say hi to my little friend...
      ✨steve ✨

    • @danaciocan2073
      @danaciocan2073 Год назад +15

      ​@@nightwolf1416 hi Steve

    • @Shadowpup205
      @Shadowpup205 Год назад +11

      ​@@nightwolf1416 hello Steve

    • @Mihoshika
      @Mihoshika Год назад +18

      Honestly, Dylan reminds me of recent Steve Rogers (Captain America) before stronk drugz.

    • @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 Год назад +4

      ​@@nightwolf1416 Salutations Steve

  • @poppycarkeys
    @poppycarkeys Год назад +868

    My 5 year brother (1969) thought our mom was crazy. He whispered, "Mom's cooking cookies in the fridge." The good old days.

    • @AB_Evans
      @AB_Evans 9 месяцев назад +19

      Cold cookies are the best! lol

    • @AshesAshes44
      @AshesAshes44 9 месяцев назад +9

      Well, did he have a point? 😁

    • @Jordys_Cursed_Camera
      @Jordys_Cursed_Camera 9 месяцев назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juintevrucht6079
    @juintevrucht6079 2 месяца назад +9

    I love your running comments & asides. Please keep doing these vintage recipes. You are a treasure, Dylan.

  • @user-pl4bb3br4l
    @user-pl4bb3br4l 8 месяцев назад +31

    "Do y'all call this a frying pan or a skillet?... I call it steve" 😂 love him

  • @hercorememories
    @hercorememories Год назад +2178

    "CALORIES DONT COUNT ON CHRISTMAS!"
    Amen.

    • @bellaprincesa2452
      @bellaprincesa2452 Год назад +10

      Holiday season period 😅

    • @Orb__
      @Orb__ Год назад +13

      Exactly, I normally count my macros and micros. But no rules when mom and grandma are in the kitchen.

    • @gardnerhill9073
      @gardnerhill9073 Год назад +6

      I give my gym's employees homemade pastries on New Year's Day when I come in for my workout and remind them that calories don't count in holiday goodies.

    • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
      @DefinitelyNotAFerret Год назад +1

      My friend who says calories don’t count during the holidays Is the same friend who starves herself to look good in a bikini for “hot girl summer” 😂 wouldn’t have to do all that if you don’t eat enough for 50 people lmao

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 Год назад

      I want calories for Christmas 😂

  • @Emily-ti4os
    @Emily-ti4os 11 месяцев назад +4061

    "They are firm, Judging by how they smell, I might be too" I choked on my water 😂

    • @morplagro1545
      @morplagro1545 9 месяцев назад +12

      Hate to be that guy but, no reply’s?

    • @morplagro1545
      @morplagro1545 9 месяцев назад +71

      Here, “try choking on something else”

    • @lealowenstern
      @lealowenstern 9 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@morplagro1545😂

    • @jean-francoisdaignault9612
      @jean-francoisdaignault9612 9 месяцев назад +35

      @@morplagro1545glad to see I’m not the only dirty minded fan on here 😂

    • @zacharyricords8964
      @zacharyricords8964 9 месяцев назад +7

      Choked on what?

  • @honeyvee4147
    @honeyvee4147 6 месяцев назад +8

    I grew up on these and they are still one of my favorites !

  • @susannec659
    @susannec659 2 месяца назад +3

    An old lady gave me that recipe when I was at my first job in 1979. And my mother made these..Thank you for this.❤

  • @teenytinyalex9831
    @teenytinyalex9831 Год назад +1839

    "fight me" most innocent but also most threatening thing ever lmao

    • @DG3_Official
      @DG3_Official Год назад +4

      Not wrong

    • @janvafa9959
      @janvafa9959 Год назад +8

      I thought he said “bite me”…

    • @LeonsGranny
      @LeonsGranny Год назад +9

      ​@@janvafa9959, tis still accurate.

    • @Tyler-ts2ld
      @Tyler-ts2ld Год назад +6

      It felt like a challenge 😅

  • @brittanihopkins88
    @brittanihopkins88 Год назад +1309

    "They look firm! Based on how they smell I might be too"🤣🤣
    I'm so done right now!

    • @JonAuc77
      @JonAuc77 Год назад +30

      That one got me too... one of his best lines yet. 🤣

    • @brittanihopkins88
      @brittanihopkins88 Год назад +8

      @Jon Baird right!!! One of the best that I get to watch everyday

    • @Tasha22Bella
      @Tasha22Bella Год назад +3

      took me out

    • @GingerVen93
      @GingerVen93 Год назад +15

      Think we’re all just waiting for his eventual OF announcement 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tinagordon1299
      @tinagordon1299 Год назад +2

      Lol

  • @josephcameron34
    @josephcameron34 3 месяца назад +3

    My aunt made these every time we got together. It’s one of my favorite core memories

  • @maggsbufton1969
    @maggsbufton1969 8 месяцев назад +9

    Baker and comedian combined…absolutely BRILLIANT combination..there’s no doubt Dylan has an electric personality and curiously funny sense of humour. So glad I stumbled upon his vids; he never ceases to make me laugh and also reminds me of the treats my mum and our neighbours would bring to school and Christmas gatherings when I was a child. ❤🇨🇦😃

  • @NadMia27
    @NadMia27 Год назад +1865

    his "Good Cookie!!" is the highest praise i have heard after "YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK!!!"

    • @Zeragamba
      @Zeragamba Год назад +30

      "YOU HAVE A BAG OF BEANS IN YOU"

    • @NadMia27
      @NadMia27 Год назад +9

      @@Zeragamba oooooh i remember this one lol

    • @trebormcfarland8708
      @trebormcfarland8708 Год назад +10

      Chocolate potato cake is permanently etched into my memory

  • @NocturnalPyro
    @NocturnalPyro Год назад +2167

    Let’s just take a moment to appreciate Steve, he’s keeping himself togethet despite the heat.

    • @KingLioZ
      @KingLioZ Год назад +13

      Yeah, what a chad that is steve

    • @miyaismyqueen6277
      @miyaismyqueen6277 Год назад +20

      ​@@KingLioZ can steve hear the silence?
      can steve see the dark?
      can steve fix the broken?
      CAN IT COOK DYLAN BOILED COOKIES???

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 Год назад +5

      Steve is a pan/skillet, he is built for this.

    • @hannaha4631
      @hannaha4631 Год назад +5

      Steve is the hero of this recipe.

    • @NocturnalPyro
      @NocturnalPyro Год назад

      @@hannaha4631 indeed

  • @jessicalloyd4468
    @jessicalloyd4468 6 месяцев назад +8

    My British Granny called them Preacher cookies. Because you could see the preacher down the road walking your way and the cookies would be done by the time he got in the house.

  • @mw8392
    @mw8392 6 месяцев назад +5

    One of my FAVORITE cookies of all time.❤❤❤

  • @MitchQuadrupleTree
    @MitchQuadrupleTree Год назад +837

    You can just see how fast that sugar rush kicks in within the fraction of a second it takes for his eyes to shoot open.

    • @aklemon06
      @aklemon06 Год назад +13

      That's just ADHD reacting

    • @epo2022
      @epo2022 Год назад +6

      Pupils dilating!!! 👀

    • @Trauma284
      @Trauma284 Год назад

      We call that a flavor punch

    • @KalebCorvid
      @KalebCorvid 5 месяцев назад

      Y'all sure that was sugar??

  • @arlenepetitto3464
    @arlenepetitto3464 Год назад +1206

    “Calories don’t count on Christmas “! Amen to that!!! 🍪 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

    • @hjmclark
      @hjmclark 9 месяцев назад +5

      Blood glucose does. Pity.

    • @AngryDigitalNerd
      @AngryDigitalNerd 9 месяцев назад +6

      *Looking at myself in the mirror in regret* 😂

    • @zomby2d
      @zomby2d 8 месяцев назад +1

      My grandma also used to say that calories don't count when visiting

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx 8 месяцев назад

      @@hjmclarkblood glucose? Never heard of her

    • @lolowski6826
      @lolowski6826 8 месяцев назад

      By the looks of him, calories don't count period. How does he stay so thin with all the sweets that he makes.

  • @911sSisterLocation
    @911sSisterLocation 5 месяцев назад +4

    My mom made these all the time when I was a kid.
    Still love them.

  • @ItsSoutien
    @ItsSoutien 7 месяцев назад +3

    My family called these 'Moose droppings' and it was a favourite of mine growing up.

  • @EdieBird
    @EdieBird Год назад +309

    These are my childhood favorite. So much so that once I, still asleep, sat up in my bed and shouted "Mom, I NEED A NO BAKE COOKIE!" Scared my sister, who shared the room with me, half to death.

  • @KittyNoodlesPPC
    @KittyNoodlesPPC Год назад +1063

    "Yes you can put liquids in a dry measure. Volume doesn't change. Fight me."
    I LOVE THIS SONG

    • @Jin-im1mr
      @Jin-im1mr Год назад +7

      Song?

    • @KittyNoodlesPPC
      @KittyNoodlesPPC Год назад +15

      @@Jin-im1mr is a phrase I picked up from tiktok, though idk if it originates from there. It's a slang phrase for "I agree very strongly with the statement I just quoted" and plays on the unspoken likening of a quoted statement to a very enjoyable song one could listen to repeatedly without tiring of it.

    • @Jin-im1mr
      @Jin-im1mr Год назад +6

      @@KittyNoodlesPPC oh Okok lol

    • @manlyburlymen
      @manlyburlymen Год назад +7

      the fact that i am an avid baker and i didn't know people fight over this-

    • @ZoBeeWitched
      @ZoBeeWitched Год назад +3

      ​@@KittyNoodlesPPC Very informative!! Thank you for delivering the latest slang to under my rock!

  • @TempeBrennanBooth
    @TempeBrennanBooth 3 месяца назад +4

    I got a kickass super simple recipe that we've been making since at least the 80s.
    Melt 1 bag of butterscotch chips and 1 bag of semi or milk chips together. Once melted, stir in 1 cup of Original Harvest Crunch cereal. Plop 'em down in bite-size lumps like this and refrigerate. Feking delicious!

  • @Jeewanu216
    @Jeewanu216 5 месяцев назад +2

    My mom made these for us growing up all the time. It's nice to see you cover my favorite dessert.❤

  • @justcode5265
    @justcode5265 Год назад +985

    “They are firm, judging by how I feel I might be too”
    Got me there

    • @allysondunkerly9843
      @allysondunkerly9843 Год назад +23

      He said judging by how they smell... Lol

    • @user-yuri665
      @user-yuri665 Год назад

      I don't get it

    • @sheepbleat6556
      @sheepbleat6556 Год назад +6

      @@user-yuri665 Dick joke.

    • @odinfromcentr2
      @odinfromcentr2 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-yuri665They're making him horngry.
      "What is horngry?" you ask? When the food is _that_ good...

  • @Azure4n0reas0n
    @Azure4n0reas0n Год назад +961

    " Do you call this a frying pan or a skillet?"
    "I call him Steve!"
    Im dying

    • @tripsy7034
      @tripsy7034 11 месяцев назад +5

      We’re all dying, ever so slowly

    • @fluffysky2579
      @fluffysky2579 10 месяцев назад

      I swear this is one of my fav quotes from dylan xD

    • @snarky4lyfe144
      @snarky4lyfe144 9 месяцев назад +3

      EVERYTIME dylan talks about his frying pan, steve, i lose my shit . my husbands name is steve . i always joke w hubby telling him Dylan is gonna manhandle him now ( him = my hubby) its just funny .

    • @rocky8758
      @rocky8758 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@tripsy7034the older you get the quicker it seems to go.

  • @tracydee1857
    @tracydee1857 28 дней назад +2

    "Calories don't count at Christmas" EVER video has me laughing !! Such a humorous fellah !!!

  • @kylemcdonald4795
    @kylemcdonald4795 День назад

    im 37, my mom made these every year at Christmas since i was 3, my wife and i make them for our kids now, traditions rock!

  • @StephersBeyond
    @StephersBeyond 9 месяцев назад +860

    "Do you call this a frying pan or a skillet? I call it Steve..." 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @Skotchsholt
    @Skotchsholt Год назад +1246

    Gordon Ramsay needs to give this guy an endorsement.

    • @bats__
      @bats__ Год назад +7

      Why? Because of his predictable humour?

    • @cellar7538
      @cellar7538 Год назад +34

      ​@@bats__ no, because of his unpredictable humor

    • @kitty9035
      @kitty9035 Год назад +28

      Gordon Ramsey needs to stay away from this man. He'd ruin Dylan instantly

    • @ingridsoleil
      @ingridsoleil Год назад +33

      I'd rather keep our gay little chef to ourselves tbh

    • @katharper655
      @katharper655 Год назад +14

      ​@@ingridsoleil When ya got something/someone extraordinary--as in Dylan-it's A-ok to be selfish.
      Deal with it, World.

  • @leilanil3788
    @leilanil3788 4 месяца назад +3

    My daughter and I LOVE these cookies!💕🌸

  • @pattidrier9593
    @pattidrier9593 3 месяца назад +2

    At 😊some point in the 1950’s my dad had the idea of helping my sister make these cookies would be a great bonding experience. But they got the stuff boiling at a full roll and didn’t watch the clock. Put the cookies out on wax paper, discovered it took 3 days of soaking to get the pan clean. The cookies were so hard no one could eat them. Mom gave one to our German shepherd dog. , ( this was before anyone told the dogs they could not have chocolate) she couldn’t chew it either. It lay outside for months before it finally dissolved in the rain.

  • @averyharris9949
    @averyharris9949 9 месяцев назад +1578

    “Today they are known as ‘no bakes’ which is also the drug testing policy of anyone employed by the government.” SUPER UNDERRATED LINE AND AS A FORMER GOV. EMPLOYEE, and policy buff, I WAS CACKLING.

    • @smrttgrl
      @smrttgrl 6 месяцев назад +12

      100% 😂😂😂😂

    • @xXLiLJokerXx
      @xXLiLJokerXx 6 месяцев назад +7

      F the government, ain't no way cookies should get you into the unemployment line

    • @That1AwkwardDude
      @That1AwkwardDude 6 месяцев назад +25

      ​​@@smrttgrl The cookies wouldn't. Getting baked would. (Just in case you don't know or just didn't catch it, getting baked is a funny way to say getting stoned. Which is why he said that, as in no bakes allowed if you're a government employee.)

    • @kays3873
      @kays3873 5 месяцев назад +5

      I choked and had to rewind to check if I heard that right 😂

    • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
      @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 5 месяцев назад +7

      The higher up the ladder you go the higher you are more likely to become.

  • @StrangeTimesIndeed
    @StrangeTimesIndeed Год назад +641

    "Calories don't count on Christmas!"🎄😄

    • @anogaft1543
      @anogaft1543 Год назад +8

      True fact

    • @shawnycoffman
      @shawnycoffman Год назад +6

      This is truth! Fight me!

    • @ginna1375
      @ginna1375 Год назад +5

      This is not wrong.

    • @cawood71
      @cawood71 Год назад +11

      As a diabetic, I wish sugar didn't count at Christmas either 😢

    • @elizabetholiviaclark
      @elizabetholiviaclark Год назад +1

      @@cawood71 Splenda work for you? I'm wondering what this recipe would taste like with that substitution. I was thinking of trying it myself.

  • @illumaQ
    @illumaQ 3 месяца назад +3

    I love how these are the exact same no bake cookies I’ve made a couple times 70 years after this recipe was written

  • @jimsmisadventuresinbeekeeping
    @jimsmisadventuresinbeekeeping 28 дней назад +1

    Dylan is a very entertaining person, it always makes his videos worth watching.

  • @joakoagui
    @joakoagui Год назад +684

    “New positions are… fun”
    💀 💀 💀
    This is why I love watching this guy

    • @fishmilk0
      @fishmilk0 Год назад +2

      same

    • @RedMarcus14
      @RedMarcus14 Год назад

      Says the dunce who uses the skull emoji

    • @390tuggero
      @390tuggero Год назад

      ​@@RedMarcus14 bro everyone uses "💀"

  • @kenna176
    @kenna176 Год назад +432

    "Volume doesn't change. Fight me." is going to live rent free in my head every time I bake now.

    • @Oscar4u69
      @Oscar4u69 Год назад +2

      volume depends on a lot of factors
      like air, pressure, state. using volume to measure things is inaccurate, although, for simple recipes it doesn't matter at all

  • @SharpForceTrauma
    @SharpForceTrauma 7 месяцев назад +1

    Make these all the time on the holidays! They're a classic you cant go wrong with

  • @timrobinson4824
    @timrobinson4824 5 месяцев назад +1

    I grew up on these they are freaking amazing the dryer they come out the better they are

  • @InuyashaFanatic13
    @InuyashaFanatic13 Год назад +1195

    Okay that positions joke should not have made me as flustered as it did.

  • @kenzieandrewsarm4849
    @kenzieandrewsarm4849 Год назад +642

    “Ooh they’re firm! Judging by how they smell, I might be too” 😂😂😂

    • @lllMellll
      @lllMellll Год назад +2

      😂

    • @mercystone_
      @mercystone_ Год назад +10

      I heard that a little too clearly 😹

    • @kylekirkparick426
      @kylekirkparick426 Год назад +3

      Favorite line that sounded like it was off the cuff but was so good it had to be written.

    • @crow4120
      @crow4120 Год назад +1

      I heard that to clearly as well 😅😭😂

    • @radagast25a
      @radagast25a Год назад

      @@kylekirkparick426 You have no idea. He is incredibly good at improv. Oh, and now we have Steve to go with Frank. :-)

  • @angelrosehedges3733
    @angelrosehedges3733 2 месяца назад +5

    I love your charisma! My daughter was murdered 2 years ago and I need a pick me up and you do this for me. Thank you. I also love trying to recreate old recipes. Peace and Love to you and yours, Sweetheart.

  • @TiffTiff03070
    @TiffTiff03070 Месяц назад +1

    These were my childhood! My earliest memory is making these with my grammy. She would also leave out the coco for peanut butter cookies.

  • @gusto9907
    @gusto9907 Год назад +909

    I swear this dudes reactions make me laugh every time

    • @slytherinjedi32
      @slytherinjedi32 Год назад +6

      100% One of the many reasons why I love watching him.

  • @june9050
    @june9050 Год назад +569

    “Do y’all call it a frying pan or a skillet…? I call it STEVE” 😂😂😂

    • @robinemrys8667
      @robinemrys8667 Год назад +2

      My first thought was 'no you're Steve!' (Cause the amount of times I've seen him referred to as gay pre-serum Steve is immeasurable)

    • @MaddyComments
      @MaddyComments Год назад

      My mom calls it Bob😂

  • @romonaelrod7870
    @romonaelrod7870 8 месяцев назад +2

    My older sisters would make these cookies back in the early 1970's. They are pretty good.

  • @Gingerwalker.
    @Gingerwalker. 2 месяца назад +1

    We've been making these since the 70's. I love them.

  • @CH3RN00BYL
    @CH3RN00BYL Год назад +304

    "Judging by how they smell, I might be too" 💀

  • @bigsnake76
    @bigsnake76 Год назад +1859

    Dude if my ADHD had a body and voice I'd have to call it Dylan haha love your stuff always puts a smile on my face

    • @Perez_studios
      @Perez_studios Год назад +35

      If they ever make another “inside out” movie… he gets the part of ADHD/ADD🤣🤣

    • @bustakxllabrown
      @bustakxllabrown Год назад +19

      Let's be honest, you could never get to that point because you'll walk in the other room, forget completely what you were doing because a car drove by, and then sit and think for the next 30 minutes about why fish don't cry. Blessing and a curse lmaoooooo, fr tho sh*t sucks about 75% of the time

    • @jmc8076
      @jmc8076 Год назад +4

      @@bustakxllabrown
      💯😂

    • @Syltrian_Drawz
      @Syltrian_Drawz Год назад

      yes

    • @liviwaslost
      @liviwaslost Год назад +1

      @@bustakxllabrownoddly specific

  • @tacoopertx
    @tacoopertx 4 месяца назад +2

    Those are wonderful. One of the first things I learned to cook as a kid.

  • @jenniferkleczka279
    @jenniferkleczka279 Месяц назад +2

    😂I ABSOLUTELY LOVE watching your❤ videos.

  • @stantheman2482
    @stantheman2482 Год назад +1105

    This just proves that with a good personality a creator can attract any audience
    I could give half a shit about cooking but i love this man

    • @pam8962
      @pam8962 Год назад +2

      😅😂😅right

    • @chasmcd4123
      @chasmcd4123 Год назад +5

      Yes I like him but he still needs help

    • @kimicappiello5480
      @kimicappiello5480 Год назад +9

      ​@@chasmcd4123 I think everyone does at some point...

    • @nill6105
      @nill6105 Год назад +3

      ​@@chasmcd4123why???

    • @chasmcd4123
      @chasmcd4123 Год назад +2

      @@nill6105 Obviously, with real nutcases out being so prevalent now, my comment doesn't garner a little humour, today

  • @reapthegirlwind
    @reapthegirlwind Год назад +484

    These were always called mud cookies in my family, and I've seen a lot of different names for them in my time, but "boiled cookies" is a totally new one (and the weirdest by far) for me. And they're so good, I can't even be mad at that firmness innuendo, 'cause it ain't wrong.

    • @fireflash1596
      @fireflash1596 Год назад +2

      We have a recipie with a similar name although its not boiled (as far as I know) and it's basically a ball of coconut oats and cocoa it's pretty good despite how basic it sounds (idk the recipie so I can't explain it better)

    • @anniecharbonneau6657
      @anniecharbonneau6657 Год назад +2

      We called them délice au chocolat in french Québec

    • @apat5440
      @apat5440 Год назад +1

      My family has always called them cow patties, but we add coconut flakes

    • @trishalennex4630
      @trishalennex4630 Год назад +3

      No bake cookies have always been my favorite

    • @Woodland_Adventures
      @Woodland_Adventures Год назад

      Poodle cookies in my family, cause they look like poodle dog hair cuts!

  • @jasoncarpenter4116
    @jasoncarpenter4116 8 месяцев назад +1

    I enjoy your videos, Thank You so much for a little comedic relief!

  • @jadejacobs2221
    @jadejacobs2221 5 месяцев назад +1

    NO BAKES ARE MY FAVORITE THING. Also there are SO many good lines in this one.
    "Volume doesn't change. Fight me."
    "Do you call this a frying pan or a skillet? I call it Steve..."

  • @Danversdiary
    @Danversdiary Год назад +618

    "You've never been there have you? New positions are... fun." LMAO PLEASE THIS WAS SO SMOOTH

    • @tannerlawrence7637
      @tannerlawrence7637 Год назад

      What was the joke can you explain it to me?

    • @Batz_r_cool
      @Batz_r_cool Год назад +5

      ​@@tannerlawrence7637 its basically a s3x joke

    • @tannerlawrence7637
      @tannerlawrence7637 Год назад +2

      @@Batz_r_cool well yeah but explain how? Cause he doesn't say anything like bottom or top or anything that would lead to that conclusion

    • @Batz_r_cool
      @Batz_r_cool Год назад +8

      @@tannerlawrence7637 Well new positions are a thing that people try during s3x. So if you take it out of context it sounds like a sex joke lol

    • @tannerlawrence7637
      @tannerlawrence7637 Год назад +4

      @@Batz_r_cool yeah but what position would that be? Cause he literally just turns the burner on. I feel like people are just quoting things they think will farm likes in the comments since everybody else already commented the actual good quotes

  • @chiara6527
    @chiara6527 Год назад +763

    "MOO JUICE"
    I CANNOT LAUGH IN A LIBRARY.

    • @ashtonboutwell6154
      @ashtonboutwell6154 Год назад +21

      Screw the library. now *LAUGH*

    • @Lizz85257
      @Lizz85257 Год назад +12

      *M O O J U I C E*

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 Год назад +9

      It was your own folly to watch this video in a library, now suffer your consequences!

    • @chiara6527
      @chiara6527 Год назад +4

      @@zyriantel9601 you're absolutely right ahahah
      I mean, it was worth it, to be honest

    • @monedameow
      @monedameow Год назад +3

      Remember the nilla, cinnamin, poof powder, eggies and all the others... You learn to use them as well 🤣

  • @darkyami12141
    @darkyami12141 Месяц назад +2

    CALORIES DON’T COUNT ON CHRISTMAS!!!
    Truer words have never been said

  • @sarramanicke947
    @sarramanicke947 4 месяца назад

    I grew up with these!!!!!!!! My mom sent them to me in Iraq for Christmas, I was so touched and homesick.
    One time I was making these and realized I didn’t have enough peanut butter and used Nutella instead. Like, a 50/50 mix of peanut butter and Nutella. It actually worked out pretty well

  • @RyukonEkishou
    @RyukonEkishou Год назад +873

    “Volume doesn’t change. Fight me.” MY FAMILY!!

    • @jesuschrist9677
      @jesuschrist9677 10 месяцев назад

      Just use mass. Mass doesn't change for shit.

    • @Gorartsy
      @Gorartsy 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeh I agree every dish I’ve made and I’ve made a lot f different dishes I always use dry measurements for liquid and it always turns out perfect so fight me on that.

  • @DraconicDuelist
    @DraconicDuelist Год назад +430

    Why is this guy so freaking adorable?!?

    • @MsZoedog66
      @MsZoedog66 Год назад +7

      He is, but he is also annoying. I am conflicted😂

    • @Irishboinick
      @Irishboinick Год назад +5

      @@MsZoedog66😢

    • @dodowz
      @dodowz 11 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@MsZoedog66you did not say he is annoying.... stay still real quick, i need to grab my pitchfork

    • @vincentfreddoyle7555
      @vincentfreddoyle7555 11 месяцев назад +6

      THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT

    • @docavar5698
      @docavar5698 10 месяцев назад +6

      Adorable yes, with a side of spicy 🌶️

  • @christinacoffman1843
    @christinacoffman1843 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tip: line your measuring cup with plastic wrap before putting the peanut butter in it. Then just "flip" it into the pan. Not only does it keep you from having to wash the measuring cup, but you retain the full amount of the measureed ingredient when adding it to your recipe.

  • @jasongalloway9758
    @jasongalloway9758 5 месяцев назад

    My grandmother's chocolate oatmeal cookies. A staple in my family. The role of baker of these little balls of joy has now passed to my father. Granny made sure he could duplicate them perfectly before she passed so that he could make them for his brothers every Christmas. They are incredibly simple and really are delicious.

  • @thegreatcornholio343
    @thegreatcornholio343 Год назад +867

    why aren't we talking about the positions joke? that was just golden 💀
    edit: FIRMM

  • @thecrusader6617
    @thecrusader6617 Год назад +182

    "I call it Steve" I'm dying

    • @narutokun9127
      @narutokun9127 Год назад +5

      I loved this so much 🤣😂Steve

    • @hannaha4631
      @hannaha4631 Год назад +2

      ...if I could access this video to edit, I'd add a quick zoom-in of that frying pan with a "Hi My Name Is Steve" name tag with that (ding!) sound effect...ah well, I can imagine it and share that mental picture with my fellow fans.

  • @alithomas7326
    @alithomas7326 3 месяца назад

    My dad has been making those cookies for me and my siblings my entire life. They’re my absolute favorite cookies of all time

  • @brabhamfreaman166
    @brabhamfreaman166 Месяц назад

    “Potted cocoa!” spat with disgust at being so patronisingly addressed by the yellowing pages on this antiquated cookbook. Never change, Dylan - I just bought your book for my sister’s birthday. Best wishes from your historical mortal enemy, an Englishman. You’re an *international treasure* and inspiration.

  • @kristaborden4755
    @kristaborden4755 Год назад +445

    “Their firm judging on how they smell I might be too “ that one was cute and naughty

    • @davidmiller9485
      @davidmiller9485 Год назад +3

      What? you missed the quote at 34 sec? lol

    • @sarahwheelwright4814
      @sarahwheelwright4814 Год назад +5

      I want to send this to my mom, but she’s get mad at me cause of his jokes

    • @davidmiller9485
      @davidmiller9485 Год назад +5

      @@sarahwheelwright4814 That's sad, they are funny!

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG Год назад +1

      "They're firm. Judging on how they smell, I might be too."
      A little punctuation really does help.

    • @davidmiller9485
      @davidmiller9485 Год назад

      @@qwertyTRiG You do realize that your comment is totally unnecessary right? Their is no essay assignment here. It's just casual conversation about something we found amusing (this isn't even covering the idea that English may not be their first language). While I agree that under most conditions punctuation and spelling are important, this is not that place (considering the conversation)

  • @Sweep658
    @Sweep658 Год назад +320

    " Volume doesn't change". Dylan's does, though - from full blast yells to menacing murmur and back again, with everything in between. Devastating 🤩

  • @lesliefischer6680
    @lesliefischer6680 15 дней назад

    These were some of the first cookies I made by myself as a child. I was 6. :) Thanks for the memories.

  • @kittyjade16
    @kittyjade16 5 месяцев назад

    My grandma makes these for Christmas every year and I love them sooooo much. Thank you for showing me how to make them

  • @Takokujin07
    @Takokujin07 Год назад +224

    My favorite parts of his videos are always when he’s pleasantly surprised by how good the recipe is even though the recipe sounds horrendous lmaoooo

  • @lesliebean4594
    @lesliebean4594 Год назад +113

    You could have an entire t-shirt line with all the one liners you share on your channel. They’re ever creative, and always entertaining.

  • @user-rj2wv7uw9j
    @user-rj2wv7uw9j 3 месяца назад

    My grandma made these for us growing up and will occasionally make a batch. They've easily always been one of my favorites, I told her she had to teach me the recipe. Very good cookie lol they're delicious especially when they're still kinda warm and gooey

  • @mistyize
    @mistyize 24 дня назад

    "Volume doesn't change. Fight me."
    THANK YOU for the validation! Lol

  • @fierymongoose
    @fierymongoose Год назад +34

    I grew up calling those preacher cookies. My grandma said it's because they were the quickest and easiest thing to make when you knew the preacher was coming over haha

    • @kernium
      @kernium 9 месяцев назад

      Amen to that.

  • @rhapsody98
    @rhapsody98 Год назад +342

    When my mom was little, in the early 60's, she and her friends would crowd source the ingredients for these and go to someone's house to make them. My grandmother would ask "Are you making that junk again?" So forever after, those are known as junk cookies in our family.

    • @randilevson9547
      @randilevson9547 11 месяцев назад +6

      Your mom and her friends sound so wholesome. Bet they didn't get into much trouble growing up. I would have loved doing that cookie thing.

    • @SirLightfire
      @SirLightfire 10 месяцев назад +8

      Our aunt would make these during "her time of the month"
      So they were known as "PMS cookies" to us

    • @SomeOne-sb3ed
      @SomeOne-sb3ed 10 месяцев назад +6

      My mom always called them haystacks (adding shredded coconut is awesome too)

  • @johnshupe6384
    @johnshupe6384 Месяц назад

    These are also "no bake" cookies around these parts. My Grams made these all the time. I used to take pack lunch to school in elementary. Yes I'm a Gen Xer. Loved these cookies. Couldn't get enough. Yum yum yum.

  • @sbdragoo4463
    @sbdragoo4463 7 месяцев назад

    My grandmother used to make these for me. I now have her recipe box (which my grandfather made for her - bonus points) and still make these to this day.

  • @kristibrown5899
    @kristibrown5899 11 месяцев назад +412

    My late husband made these every Christmas for years. Once in a blue moon, he'd make some just for the helluvit. lol Haven't had any since his passing, now I must make some! Thanks for the laughs, and the reminder!❤

  • @Shasta--1
    @Shasta--1 Год назад +116

    PLEASE make a cookbook with the best of these old recipes. I would pay for it. :)

    • @codrinpetrea6539
      @codrinpetrea6539 Год назад +8

      But like with all his puns when describing things that would be hilarious

    • @Tsusagi
      @Tsusagi Год назад +6

      I would totally buy a Dylan cookbook

  • @Soulsignalzmane
    @Soulsignalzmane 2 дня назад

    My Nana makes these on occasion. I've always loved them

  • @PrissyHippie
    @PrissyHippie 2 месяца назад

    I make these about every other week. My grandgirls love them. I sometimes leave the cocoa out and add a cup of raisins, a cup of chopped walnuts, and a teaspoon of cinnamon. They are great too!

  • @1TSSme
    @1TSSme Год назад +439

    “do u call this a skillet or a pan?”
    -“I call it Steve“-
    don’t know why but your humour kills me🤣

  • @PepperoniMilkshake
    @PepperoniMilkshake Год назад +98

    "They're firm, and judging by how they smell I might be too" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lourdesbaby964
    @lourdesbaby964 4 месяца назад +2

    That final "approved" smile....👌

  • @SESSHOMARU3INUTAISHO
    @SESSHOMARU3INUTAISHO 24 дня назад

    It makes sense that it came from the 50s because literally everyone was trying something new. People came back from the war, credit cards were being advertised like crazy, house wives needed new recipes for their husbands, and the world of cooking and baking was being experimented on with more than just corn, bread, and milk.