Dumbest As Seen On TV Items Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @Hecu
    @Hecu 4 года назад +179

    "Yo wheres that splashing sound coming from?"
    "Oh, Its just my club, I took a piss on it when you werent looking"
    "..."

  • @wkrijthe
    @wkrijthe 8 лет назад +547

    That girl clearly doesn't know how to use a One Direction toothbrush... she moves it in too many directions! :p

  • @jonathansprings5000
    @jonathansprings5000 6 лет назад +524

    Yeah the butter slicer was actually pretty cool.

    • @TankEngine75
      @TankEngine75 4 года назад +6

      Agreed

    • @PopTap
      @PopTap 3 года назад +2

      Most butters I have seen have measuring on them already and you just cut on the lines...

    • @godslayer6924
      @godslayer6924 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @eringardner4962
      @eringardner4962 Год назад

      The butter as followed the dog poo bag….

    • @mizzourita3896
      @mizzourita3896 9 дней назад

      I thought that too but then I remembered you'd still have to spread it and I can only imagine trying to clean the thing

  • @Dsk__RD
    @Dsk__RD 6 лет назад +227

    When you cut butter, sure you have some uneven cuts. But how does your toast randomly brakes in half when you spread butter on your toast?

    • @Bread-uo2hk
      @Bread-uo2hk 4 года назад +13

      I got it.... TOAST GLUE

    • @imafraud1971
      @imafraud1971 4 года назад +4

      I.I..I dont even know

    • @watch.out.for.mushroom.mayhem
      @watch.out.for.mushroom.mayhem 2 года назад +3

      Usually my toast breaks if the butter is too hard when I try to spread it

    • @emilypresleysee
      @emilypresleysee 2 года назад

      Because y'all weren't raised by a Momma or Mamaw who taught y'all to keep REAL butter in a butter dish on the counter. 👌😆 Spreads just fine at room temp!

    • @kev3d
      @kev3d Год назад

      @@Bread-uo2hk Goddamn it, that's the kind of idea that's going to bring this company to the top! How does executive VP with the corner office sound?

  • @alayna8661
    @alayna8661 5 лет назад +126

    Imagine if you went into the bathroom at your friends house or at a party and you saw the potty putter. Like wtf did Larry do now

  • @volcomintality8638
    @volcomintality8638 8 лет назад +2214

    Not going to lie, that EZ butter sounds pretty interesting.

    • @thejadegecko
      @thejadegecko 8 лет назад +31

      +Volcomintality Yeah - I would buy it.

    • @jeremycrocker2524
      @jeremycrocker2524 8 лет назад +35

      +Volcomintality Even if it's a better serving size it won't be any easier to spread than if you just cut it with a knife which was their entire argument.

    • @jedisalamander2457
      @jedisalamander2457 8 лет назад +3

      +thejadegecko so would I!

    • @jedisalamander2457
      @jedisalamander2457 8 лет назад +8

      I have a sad life

    • @Greyghostvol1
      @Greyghostvol1 8 лет назад +25

      +ElijahMFearon my probation officer took my knives away from me. I do have this one spoon though...

  • @Windxchild
    @Windxchild 8 лет назад +32

    I love how infomercial make things like brushing your teeth and spreading butter look so difficult and tedious 😂

  • @ryandavid739
    @ryandavid739 8 лет назад +1111

    Man, I love the narrator's sarcasm.

  • @johinder8648
    @johinder8648 6 лет назад +553

    How is the guy saying "the BABES are back" not a meme?

  • @allison6612
    @allison6612 4 года назад +85

    The “dump meals” book is Literally sitting on the counter in my house....

    • @mammuchan8923
      @mammuchan8923 4 года назад +1

      What is it actually though?

    • @allison6612
      @allison6612 4 года назад +1

      Mammuchan oh it’s like a book that has some recipes of what u can make in a crockpot.

    • @davidjones3165
      @davidjones3165 3 года назад +2

      So pot lovers favorites wasn't a good name?

    • @isaiahash9697
      @isaiahash9697 3 года назад

      doesn't everyone like a nice dump!

    • @xthatwhiteguyx
      @xthatwhiteguyx 3 года назад

      @@isaiahash9697 You "dump" all the ingredients into a pot and you're done. That's the idea. This use of the word long predates the modern slang; and Cathy Mitchell is old as hell.

  • @ugotthicksinceuhadthatbaby4279
    @ugotthicksinceuhadthatbaby4279 7 лет назад +613

    That EZ butter actually looked pretty legit. I'd use it

    • @elizz1866
      @elizz1866 6 лет назад

      push a hippie yeah same

    • @lcrowI
      @lcrowI 6 лет назад

      push a hippie your profile pic is disturbing

    • @bangtanhoe5386
      @bangtanhoe5386 6 лет назад +1

      gonestly it was the best thing on there

    • @PimpMan6
      @PimpMan6 6 лет назад

      So would I

    • @fern4real733
      @fern4real733 6 лет назад

      Same

  • @TiberianFiend
    @TiberianFiend 8 лет назад +1666

    That butter dispenser actually sounds like a great product.

    • @BeatMessiah
      @BeatMessiah 8 лет назад +39

      I agree

    • @Eysc
      @Eysc 8 лет назад +10

      +Tiberian Fiend yup i liked that one too.

    • @andreashorsthorst
      @andreashorsthorst 8 лет назад +30

      +Tiberian Fiend yeah, i want one of these. I keep the butter in the fridge, so cutting a piece of is hard sometimes. That awesome Butter dispencer will change my life! Right?

    • @Eysc
      @Eysc 8 лет назад +40

      Uschi rockthart will save your marriage

    • @brphoenix
      @brphoenix 8 лет назад +10

      +Tiberian Fiend It's not life changing by any means but I'd use the heck out of one!

  • @matthewropelewski4989
    @matthewropelewski4989 7 лет назад +1877

    When you click on a looper video thinking it's watch mojo

  • @RP-iq3fr
    @RP-iq3fr 6 лет назад +200

    80% of all infomercial products make infinitely more sense when you consider that most of these products are intended for disabled people. Cutting butter is a challenge if you have Parkinson's. Snuggies are great if you're in a wheelchair. The Bowl Brite is great if you have vision issues, are very old, and/or prone to falls. Dump meals is great is you have a crock pot and handling a lot of dangerous and hot objects to cook meals can be dangerous. Neck Magic Air Cushion is great for people with low muscle tone. I know kids as young as 3 who get Botox to help them keep their heads upright because they have genetic disorders; a neck magic air cushion sounds infinitely more comfortable. For men with incontinence, a UroClub might be gross, but it also might be the difference between being able to play a round of golf and not.
    Plus, as other people mentioned, products like the Brush Buddies was made for teens and kids... How lazy does Looper have to be to decide to make fun of the product for One Direction instead of for the product's actual intended purpose and value.
    There's no defending that PooTrap though. It's just bad for dogs and just as bad for people.
    I used to be someone who made fun of infomercials, too, but after learning more about their real intended usage, I try and go out of my way to help other people understand and I watch more videos of other lackluster youtube channels calling them "dumb" to find better products to help the disabled people in my life. I hope this comment is useful to someone out there.

    • @badashh420
      @badashh420 5 лет назад +18

      Thyme Tuo I’m one of the logical people out here too who think of others and possible reasons why products are out there. You listed great examples. This world is just full of assholes who get kicks out of making fun of things that just aren’t that funny.

    • @socalhkyfan
      @socalhkyfan 5 лет назад +11

      Fair. Still didnt have to name their cookbook Dump Meals though...

    • @andydressler6761
      @andydressler6761 5 лет назад +3

      Cool story bro...

    • @rachel.marie.norton
      @rachel.marie.norton 5 лет назад +3

      Your right

    • @mikedelhoo
      @mikedelhoo 4 года назад +1

      Realistically, if you had vision issues you would simply put a night light in your bathroom.

  • @Kinnijup
    @Kinnijup 6 лет назад +416

    Anyone who thinks EZ butter is not the best thing since sliced bread doesn't know the struggle.

    • @TheFLOMAN76
      @TheFLOMAN76 5 лет назад +4

      Still gotta spread the shit.
      EZ Butter Spreader??
      Only $19.99
      or..
      just use a fucking butter knife.
      Lazy people.

    • @ardhanarisvara333
      @ardhanarisvara333 5 лет назад +8

      Useful if you have arthritis

    • @quellobello8052
      @quellobello8052 5 лет назад +4

      Try using a grater ;)

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 5 лет назад +3

      Dont use butter. Give it a light drizzle of olive oil and rub it in before putting into the toaster.
      Just smearing butter on it is how kids do it. We can do better.

    • @magiciandark6200
      @magiciandark6200 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheFLOMAN76 i will chose the second option

  • @TheBeLuvdTRex
    @TheBeLuvdTRex 8 лет назад +157

    That easy butter thing isnt useless when you have a family that gets crumbs in the butter stick -___-

    • @tomaterjuice5095
      @tomaterjuice5095 6 лет назад

      TheBeLuvdTRex YES

    • @James-ip5gz
      @James-ip5gz 6 лет назад

      I knows it's genius

    • @smithchasea
      @smithchasea 6 лет назад

      I think it is a dumb product, but I gotta be honest, I think that would be a good reason for having one.

    • @ashbridgeindustries380
      @ashbridgeindustries380 6 лет назад

      It wouldn't work over here in the UK, anyway. Sticks of butter are *very* hard to find. But I agree, the tub gets full of everybody's toast crumbs!

  • @misterturkturkle
    @misterturkturkle 6 лет назад +86

    Lots of these, like bowl bright and thr neck cushion, are actually made for elderly and disabled people. They just try and market them to regular folks too to make some extra money

    • @TheCheesecakedeath
      @TheCheesecakedeath 4 года назад +4

      Mister Turk Turkle yeah it's so they don't trip and fall while trying to pee at night and I think it's very useful but I pee a lot so

    • @Snackster2
      @Snackster2 3 года назад +1

      Why not just keep a uro club by your bedside then? No bowl bright necessary.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 2 года назад

      Honestly I would use the bowl bright. If I turn on the bathroom lights in the middle of the night I'm worried I'll lose my tired, lmao

  • @TigreRG
    @TigreRG 8 лет назад +131

    The potty putter was actually quite successful until the smartphone was invented... :)

    • @Silver-fy7ol
      @Silver-fy7ol 8 лет назад +13

      +Elmero Mero I sadly own the potty putter :(

    • @lols221222
      @lols221222 8 лет назад +1

      +Si1verSurfer23 LMAO

    • @foufoufun
      @foufoufun 8 лет назад +1

      +Elmero Mero It's something I would actually give to someone for Christmas. (I gave the Kama Pootra book to my grandma a few years ago)

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 8 лет назад +1

      +Elmero Mero now im sure there's a potty putter toilet simulator on smartphones

    • @foufoufun
      @foufoufun 8 лет назад +1

      friedchicken1981
      It's not as cool as the real thing though.

  • @HeyItsCharlie
    @HeyItsCharlie 6 лет назад +253

    My grandma used to have everything they advertised on tv

    • @gabrielboorom9778
      @gabrielboorom9778 6 лет назад +14

      Charlie
      I had a distant relative like that too, but he lived in a trailer, so it seemed perfectly natural 😌

    • @mortimersnurd6416
      @mortimersnurd6416 5 лет назад +6

      Everything??? I think she needs a hoarder intervention

    • @virginiaconnor8350
      @virginiaconnor8350 5 лет назад +4

      Euroclub-what if you get your member stuck in it?

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 4 года назад +1

      Grandma's gonna Grandma

    • @kaydenka1
      @kaydenka1 4 года назад +5

      My parents are the same.
      They love collecting cheap plastic crap from TV advertisements and ALDI sales.
      My partner and I recently had to help them move and you wouldn't believe the mountain of useless, unopened products they've brought over the years... 😑

  • @saiki2619
    @saiki2619 3 года назад +6

    2:10 when you have a choking kink and you take it to seriously 💀

  • @tooopi.7993
    @tooopi.7993 7 лет назад +639

    The easy butter was actually working cause i have 2 of those

    • @jgesselberty
      @jgesselberty 6 лет назад +17

      Like a staple gun for your kitchen, only dumber. LOL

    • @James-ip5gz
      @James-ip5gz 6 лет назад +21

      it actually looks like a useful product cause u don't have to make a knife or fork dirty in order to get some butter

    • @KJ-cd5tw
      @KJ-cd5tw 6 лет назад +2

      😂im dead

    • @smithchasea
      @smithchasea 6 лет назад +5

      I still think it is dumb. We have a butter dish that stays on the kitchen table, so the butter is never hard. You also still have to spread it with a knife, so a knife would still be getting dirty.

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 6 лет назад +3

      It's meant for those with only one hand

  • @bsdjkgf2939
    @bsdjkgf2939 8 лет назад +281

    The butter slicer actually doesn't sound bad.

    • @rain2472
      @rain2472 8 лет назад +3

      +Michelle Rekuc I was thinking the same thing

    • @alegomanYTPs
      @alegomanYTPs 8 лет назад +6

      there is no way to get butter that shape to fit inside the device, we all have tubs over here

    • @alegomanYTPs
      @alegomanYTPs 8 лет назад +3

      also isn't butter supposed to be sticky, that looked like cheese coming out

    • @yomauser
      @yomauser 8 лет назад +3

      +Michelle Rekuc
      haha another lassy fat ass that will buy that shiet ;)

    • @mikumikuorenjiblossom6029
      @mikumikuorenjiblossom6029 8 лет назад +2

      +yomauser don't be stereotype

  • @kitatronic2463
    @kitatronic2463 7 лет назад +162

    Hey it's a funnier sarcastic version of watch mojo

  • @deenad3562
    @deenad3562 5 лет назад +9

    *The key to achieving fitness goals is a humid crotch.*
    I did not know this! . *Thanks, sauna pants!!* 😃

  • @lavender1520
    @lavender1520 5 лет назад +15

    1:51 actually that’s a really good idea lmao. My mom got in a car accident and she has to use something similar to this to help her. It helps with the pain a lot

  • @sageacris
    @sageacris 7 лет назад +189

    My sister had one of those toothbrushes
    It was horrible
    So glad it broke

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar 7 лет назад +44

      You make it sound like it broke all on its own.
      We all know what _really_ happened.

    • @Emma-kb6ew
      @Emma-kb6ew 7 лет назад +3

      OrionoftheStar lol

    • @haida.pie00
      @haida.pie00 7 лет назад +3

      OrionoftheStar LMFAOOOOOO

    • @ryantrice7387
      @ryantrice7387 7 лет назад +2

      SageAcris lol😂

    • @jeffreywalko5279
      @jeffreywalko5279 7 лет назад +5

      I had a younger relative who had one of those. The others who lived with her told me enough.

  • @ActNormalKid
    @ActNormalKid 8 лет назад +37

    This narrator's jokes are pretty good haha
    Much better than what you usually hear in these types of countdown vids

  • @creamofthecrop4339
    @creamofthecrop4339 7 лет назад +94

    So dump meal was only bad because of the name? Thats stupid

    • @Benthian
      @Benthian 7 лет назад +11

      I agree! Isn't "dump meals" a widely used term for crock pot meals now anyway?

    • @davidmarzolino7159
      @davidmarzolino7159 7 лет назад +7

      Dump meals, sounds like someone shit on a dinner plate.

    • @ghostrider2214
      @ghostrider2214 7 лет назад +1

      Really depends on who you ask because while I get how the name is a bit off norm it doesn't bother me much and would actually attract me to the cook book if I was in a store and just happened to see it. I also enjoy a meal called "shit on a shingle" so I may be a bit bias.

    • @christiancamlin13
      @christiancamlin13 7 лет назад

      you obviously don't understand.

    • @christiancamlin13
      @christiancamlin13 7 лет назад +1

      How is that original people have done this for years. But now someone gives it a name and everyone says Genius. I guess my grandmother and her 4 girls are geniuses.

  • @queerchi495
    @queerchi495 6 лет назад +56

    That poo trap could've been useful if your dog has poop issues.

    • @owenburks998
      @owenburks998 6 лет назад +4

      finally, somebody who agrees

    • @playr1077
      @playr1077 6 лет назад +16

      I feel like cleaning up the poop would be much easier than wiping it off your dog every time it goes to sit down

    • @owenburks998
      @owenburks998 6 лет назад +3

      but still, it's a good idea, scooping poop is a pain in the ass

    • @mortimersnurd6416
      @mortimersnurd6416 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe you should take your dog to a dog whisperer.

    • @MrJokkoma
      @MrJokkoma 5 лет назад

      Yea until your dog tries to sit down afterwards lol

  • @xmusicxloverx794
    @xmusicxloverx794 6 лет назад +3

    The Crockpot Dump Meals recipe book is actually a good cookbook! I got it as a wedding gift and I’ve been able to feed my husband with those recipes!

  • @jrauch6
    @jrauch6 8 лет назад +40

    Many "As Seen on TV" products are actually designed with disabled people in mind. The snuggy is a great for people in wheelchairs. Other products like the EZ Butter could help with people who is unable to use a knife. However, because the marketing doesn't single out that group, people see these products as nothing more than novelties.

    • @ladypenrhyn9421
      @ladypenrhyn9421 6 лет назад +4

      My friend, who is blind, uses those poo bag holders on her dogs when they go out into the yard to do their business. Mostly because it's easier than a blind person doing a weekly poo clean (she has about 5% vision on a good day). Actually, they are given out with a new Guide Dogs Handlers package (harness, leash etc) because all their dogs are trained to use them.

    • @postwhateverwhenever
      @postwhateverwhenever 6 лет назад +1

      jrauch6 you just blew my mind

    • @postwhateverwhenever
      @postwhateverwhenever 6 лет назад +1

      This should be the top comment

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh Год назад

      They are mostly on tv because older people of the era seem to sit in front of the tv , and others of the target market

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Год назад

      The problem is that they are way too specialized. The butter thing only works for that and like products, if you can’t use a knife, it will barely make your life easier. In fact, you’d end up stuffing your home with many items with highly limited functions.
      At times, the products go the other route entirely and are supposed to be used in way too many contexts, many of which make no sense.

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 8 лет назад +121

    Why is the butter one on here? That's actually pretty cool...

    • @shorthilt4222
      @shorthilt4222 8 лет назад +2

      +orangeapples Right? I kinda wanna get one for when we make grilled cheese sandwiches. I think it'd be a hell of a lot better than leaving the butter out to get slightly warm enough to spread easier.

    • @hazelnutqurdrel7399
      @hazelnutqurdrel7399 8 лет назад +3

      Lets not forget that instead of butter, you can always put a block of cheese in there ^ ^

    • @Christine-xt8fr
      @Christine-xt8fr 7 лет назад

      Short Hilt try putting the butter/margarine in the pan instead of on the bread. I guarantee you'll like it better... and it's way faster and easier.

    • @shorthilt4222
      @shorthilt4222 7 лет назад

      Christine 16 I actually did start doing this a while ago.

    • @JohnSmith-ty2he
      @JohnSmith-ty2he 6 лет назад

      How the fuck is a hot pan full of butter safer?

  • @cruelldevil5407
    @cruelldevil5407 8 лет назад +312

    best narrator so far, funnest jokes I've heard in this show.

  • @tipsypata2580
    @tipsypata2580 6 лет назад +20

    The UROCLUB tho😂

    • @daveywaves5325
      @daveywaves5325 6 лет назад +3

      That's just weird, and imagine that leaking as the dude is taking a leak:))!!

  • @olivialeighanne7210
    @olivialeighanne7210 6 лет назад +26

    When he says "weird as seen on tv" it sounds like "weird ass seen on tv"

  • @TheAnchella
    @TheAnchella 7 лет назад +83

    lol there are great products in there . haha but, seriously if the neck thingie works and does not actually do more harm, I would buy it actually.

    • @TheAnchella
      @TheAnchella 7 лет назад

      Also, Trump :ooo

    • @thehap0614
      @thehap0614 7 лет назад +3

      I kinda liked the easy butter.

    • @joewaldo1
      @joewaldo1 7 лет назад +6

      i had to get one for my neck ,not that brand but something from amazon, i got it because of the star rating, it actually makes a hell of a difference on the days i do and dont wear it , even if you look absolutely ridiculous

    • @boycotgugle3040
      @boycotgugle3040 7 лет назад

      Really? What were your symptoms before? I'm kinda interested in such a thing too.

    • @littlebuddy2586
      @littlebuddy2586 7 лет назад +14

      I have the Dr Ho neck thing. I bought one out of desperation from chronic neck and head aches. It absolutely does work. Looks stupid but it takes the pain away.

  • @2Cerealbox
    @2Cerealbox 8 лет назад +311

    I actually want EZ butter.

  • @FunSizeSpamberguesa
    @FunSizeSpamberguesa 7 лет назад +174

    "an earworm capable of inspiring suicide" so perfect.

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 6 лет назад +1

      I would've said "an earworm capable of inspiring *genocide"* but with all the recent news, that's probably not in good taste.

  • @jeffmarkmaghanoy6649
    @jeffmarkmaghanoy6649 6 лет назад +3

    the 1D brush comment was funny "On top of being highly entertaining while removing plaque, this product offers the added bonus of INFURIATING EVERYONE ELSE whenever you brush your teeth" XD

  • @rachelbejerano8912
    @rachelbejerano8912 6 лет назад +19

    I love the sarcasm

  • @leodonaghey9143
    @leodonaghey9143 8 лет назад +25

    This guy's voice makes the jokes he tells 20 times funnier.

  • @ladymalora
    @ladymalora 7 лет назад +34

    Actually, that neck stretcher makes a lot of sense to those of us with neck problems. It's the same type of thing my therapist used to do to help relieve my neck pain, and it would be a lot cheaper to buy the gadget in the long run. ;)

    • @gypsydancer6477
      @gypsydancer6477 6 лет назад +2

      ladymalora yes, I use it. I have cervical radial culapathy. My chiropractor recommended it to me. I go to physical therapy three times a week and chiropractor twice a week from an injury on duty. So I have to use this neck magic thing every day to help in between therapy. It helps relieve the pinched nerve in our neck that cause tension in the neck and pain to radiate down our shoulder to arm and fingers. The narrator shouldn't redicule this.

    • @Danafondo
      @Danafondo 6 лет назад +2

      Jasmin Torres I agree. I am a chiropractor and I recommend it to my patients because it's good for cervical distraction. When needed, I use it myself.

  • @truly2special
    @truly2special 7 лет назад +110

    that butter invention is smart as fuck tho

    • @leeuhh3581
      @leeuhh3581 6 лет назад

      corinthians yeah

    • @James-ip5gz
      @James-ip5gz 6 лет назад

      +Simon WoodburyForget but at least u won't need to get up, get a knife, and then clean the knife just to get some butter. saves quite a bit of time imo

    • @James-ip5gz
      @James-ip5gz 6 лет назад

      I know? I said that...

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM 6 лет назад

      James Kolesnikovich You still need a knife to spread it on the bread, though.

    • @James-ip5gz
      @James-ip5gz 6 лет назад

      MrWhatdafuBOOM Depends on what you're using it for but yes sometimes u would need a knife to spread it but it still keeps the butter container nice and clean. The butter container in my house is a mess (7 people)

  • @jojosiwasucks9216
    @jojosiwasucks9216 6 лет назад +88

    The 1D toothbrush could be worse it could play Jojo Siwa

    • @ca_lex8470
      @ca_lex8470 5 лет назад +1

      When I was a little I had one that sang best of both worlds from hannah montana

    • @silverkittenx9763
      @silverkittenx9763 5 лет назад

      I had one that sang "One Less Lonely Girl" by Justin Bieber

    • @sweetberries4611
      @sweetberries4611 5 лет назад

      JoJo bizzare adventure doesn't suck tho

    • @SF-un8mv
      @SF-un8mv 4 года назад

      My 5 year old has a toothbrush that plays jojo siwa. Send help.

    • @webkinzgirl2405
      @webkinzgirl2405 4 года назад

      JoJo Siwa Sucks true!!!!

  • @0hMyGandhi
    @0hMyGandhi 5 лет назад +21

    This narrator is perfect. Hysterical.

  • @MissRadi0active
    @MissRadi0active 8 лет назад +15

    This guys voice. He made it 20x more hilarious!

  • @jreli
    @jreli 7 лет назад +138

    So many americans in the coments totally amazed by the butter dispenser... lol

    • @5crappy21
      @5crappy21 7 лет назад +9

      P ato ikr plus you still have to spread the butter. it's better off just using a hot knife.

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 6 лет назад +3

      Can’t you just use spreadable butter?

    • @nikhilverma4976
      @nikhilverma4976 6 лет назад +7

      Not an american. but if its not a "useful" product, its not "useless" either.Its unfair to ridicule a product without a good reason

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 6 лет назад +3

      Nikhil Verma . Not useless, but there are other options that don’t mean having yet another device that you will use once or twice and then will only gather dust in you kitchen

    • @beanboy3685
      @beanboy3685 6 лет назад

      P ato Hey uh... Stfu.

  • @Rivet0153
    @Rivet0153 7 лет назад +120

    The neck thing doesn't look bad. There are times where my neck hurts and I need to like rest the bone and muscles in my neck

    • @Katherinepink
      @Katherinepink 6 лет назад

      my mum uses it and likes it

    • @primeribgaming2681
      @primeribgaming2681 6 лет назад

      Rose Spangler I broke my neck, it fused and I can walk, yet it hurts at times. This stretches out my neck which really helps.

    • @Katherinepink
      @Katherinepink 6 лет назад

      so you use something like that neck thing

    • @elmaschimba963
      @elmaschimba963 6 лет назад

      But don't use it on public or u will get call

    • @cheshiresmile5960
      @cheshiresmile5960 6 лет назад

      Riv 4 it works amazing. I love mine. It has done more for me in a year (actually the first month) than 2yrs of physical therapy, 2yrs of once a week chiropractor visits & weekly massages did combined. Well worth the money & very convenient...& comfortable

  • @miroslavklose779
    @miroslavklose779 Год назад +1

    "...and possibly the chances of ever having children." Me, dying.

  • @baldnchillin9023
    @baldnchillin9023 6 лет назад +6

    The amout of sarcasm in this video tho 😂😂

  • @themitchwich
    @themitchwich 8 лет назад +8

    Dump meals are fantastic. You put the shit in a crockpot in the morning before work, and when you get home, you got some good eats.

    • @onepman
      @onepman 8 лет назад +2

      +TheMitchwich they should literally quote you for their pitch! lol

    • @themitchwich
      @themitchwich 8 лет назад +4

      +ronnie caple "Dump meals are the shit!"

  • @milesmartin3910
    @milesmartin3910 8 лет назад +16

    More of this guy, He's the greatest asset to the channel

  • @myklsorrells3038
    @myklsorrells3038 7 лет назад +36

    i could totally see myself buying the butter dispenser

  • @allison7612
    @allison7612 6 лет назад +197

    Ok people. Listen up.
    Just because capable people don’t have these awkwardly shown “problems”, doesn’t mean that handicapped and disabled people don’t have them either. For instance- the Snuggie. You and I may not have a problem with retrieving a fallen blanket off of the floor, however a wheelchair bound person might have this problem. These industries have to do their best to appeal to the abled market of buyers to make up for the lack of disabled buyers; thus creating obviously ridiculous situations; a terribly portrayed abled-actor is seen frowning while reaching for the phone under a loose blanket. To a disabled person, having a blanket that stays on *no matter what* can be 100x more convenient than having to constantly readjust a loose blanket. Blankets can get caught under wheelchair wheels, get snagged on door handles, you name it. Brush Buddies can help an autistic child learn to brush their teeth, Easy Butter can help a one-handed person cut their butter while their food is still hot. This is the case for most infomercial products. To the majority (of abled people) these problems seem ridiculous so we scoff, we laugh, and we fail to see the true meaning behind these infomercials. Yes there are some stupid ones like the toilet golf thing but anything for daily use should not be included in these types of videos. So I say - shame on you for laughing at the handicapped.
    Next time, please be more empathetic

    • @AlisonClaires
      @AlisonClaires 6 лет назад +26

      Allysoccerpro19 This comment warmed my heart. Thanks.

    • @allison7612
      @allison7612 6 лет назад

      Echofell :)

    • @nikhilverma4976
      @nikhilverma4976 6 лет назад +5

      well said sir

    • @waltrz
      @waltrz 6 лет назад +14

      And then the build quality on most of these products are so poor they crumble into dust from a slight breeze, so they're not even rigid enough to actually be of use to the people who would need it.
      Edited out some redundancy.

    • @RP-iq3fr
      @RP-iq3fr 6 лет назад +2

      This is a problem that comes from a few things: forced obsolescence to get people to buy new ones all the time and low startup money because people don't take the products seriously. It's a real problem, and videos like these don't exactly help.

  • @lukeh9300
    @lukeh9300 3 года назад +3

    Idk if it's because my parents always used to keep butter in the fridge, but EZ butter sounds pretty useful to me

  • @brandonwithnell612
    @brandonwithnell612 8 лет назад +150

    i disagree about that butter one, looks pretty useful imo

    • @LazyStormTrooper
      @LazyStormTrooper 8 лет назад +3

      I agree.

    • @xreasezanmoody7633
      @xreasezanmoody7633 8 лет назад +2

      yea I was gunna say the same. that seems pretty useful. however, judging by the trailer of it, it doesn't seem like u can measure/cut certain amounts such as teaspoons and etc...u know, the usual.
      if that's not a possibility with that then in my opinion, they should definitely remodel it.

    • @VegasViking420
      @VegasViking420 8 лет назад +2

      until the butter sticks to the inside...

    • @bradleynoneofyourbizz5341
      @bradleynoneofyourbizz5341 8 лет назад +2

      +Brandon Withnell Using a knife is hard.

    • @mcdoogle6549
      @mcdoogle6549 8 лет назад +2

      +Cole Hanson since when did butter stick

  • @NicteNope
    @NicteNope 8 лет назад +32

    I got the neck cushion, never seen the add for it just got it of wish, its nice on my neck as I have Arthritis that is pushing in on my spine causing headaches. helps heaps :)

  • @oliviam2726
    @oliviam2726 7 лет назад +202

    Does the spray paint hair remind anyone else of the Spongebob Movie?

    • @rosegordon03
      @rosegordon03 7 лет назад

      Olivia M Me

    • @Amanda-ex4sr
      @Amanda-ex4sr 7 лет назад

      Olivia M OMG 😂😂😂😂

    • @TimothyTimPSP
      @TimothyTimPSP 7 лет назад +1

      Amanda The Bean oh ur God what??

    • @JJM003
      @JJM003 7 лет назад

      Olivia M

    • @SSRheum
      @SSRheum 7 лет назад +12

      Olivia M I was thinking more of Spray On Shoes from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

  • @SlapChop1000
    @SlapChop1000 5 лет назад +5

    Proof that Barack Obama is a time traveler 2:53

  • @j.brendenstookey3437
    @j.brendenstookey3437 Год назад +1

    Dump meals 😂
    How this made it past the pitch meeting is a mystery we may never know the answer.

  • @volsang2091
    @volsang2091 8 лет назад +37

    Am I the only one who thinks the butter one honestly isn't dumb at all? Fucking click that shit and done.

  • @gogogetter
    @gogogetter 8 лет назад +80

    I kinda like the butter one...

    • @gabrielanator115
      @gabrielanator115 8 лет назад +1

      Me too its cool

    • @gogogetter
      @gogogetter 8 лет назад +1

      I actually want to buy it!

    • @beauling546
      @beauling546 8 лет назад +1

      +DollyRexy89 Idk if i'd spend more than a buck on it, but definitely useful if you cook a lot.

    • @JACs_Stories_and_Whiskey
      @JACs_Stories_and_Whiskey 8 лет назад

      +DollyRexy89 me too!

    • @ioccatonyz1
      @ioccatonyz1 8 лет назад

      +DollyRexy89 It is called the One Click Butter Cutter

  • @shorthilt4222
    @shorthilt4222 8 лет назад +4

    I honestly don't see why the butter one is on here. There are TONS of uses no one is thinking of.
    • Have a broken hand/wrist on your dominant hand? You can use this with your uninjured hand rather than trying to struggle with a knife. It's safer, faster, and easier.
    • Don't like leaving your butter out to get warm and gross? Want to eat grilled cheese without trying to microwave the butter to soften it? Use this and let the warmth of the pan warm the butter up for easier spreading.
    • Have kids and don't want them hurting themselves with a butter knife? (y'know, slipping and possibly poking an eye) Use this and they can even help you bake!
    Fuck it, imma go buy one on payday.

  • @robloxvillage
    @robloxvillage 2 года назад +1

    Whenever I think I've had a bad idea, I come and watch things like this

  • @AlexisLaynie
    @AlexisLaynie 4 года назад +2

    Okay.. I had the 1D toothbrush and I ran that thing to death. 😂 I never brushed my teeth so much at 12 years old

  • @gbrainy
    @gbrainy 7 лет назад +26

    I like how he said "easy butter" as if the butter was coming on too strong...

    • @qcislander
      @qcislander 6 лет назад

      Oh, FFS.
      "Easy butter" just spreads and drips at the slightest touch, is all.

  • @yeenstr8620
    @yeenstr8620 7 лет назад +9

    Y r they hating on the butter gadget? Slick ass butter. I needed that shit like yesterday... 😂😂

    • @potatogamer479
      @potatogamer479 6 лет назад

      Yeen Str8 most aren't hating. A lot of people want it. R u even reading the whole comment? There all up at the top!

    • @jhoncerney860
      @jhoncerney860 6 лет назад

      What point is it at?

  • @azinyefantasy4445
    @azinyefantasy4445 8 лет назад +84

    For those saying the butter one looks amazing. Take a stick of butter and rub it good on both hands. Now attempt to wash it off. After cussing like a sailor for 5-10 minutes, now imagine having to buy a special crafted sponge to stick inside the small tube and attempt to clean it so you don't put new butter on old bacteria infested butter. You are welcome

    • @tomtonka1915
      @tomtonka1915 8 лет назад +19

      +David Marshall
      hot water melts butter good.

    • @falovepa
      @falovepa 8 лет назад +7

      +David Marshall A flat cheese grater works best. Better distribution and easier to clean.

    • @beauling546
      @beauling546 8 лет назад +1

      +David Marshall Or just don't clean it out.

    • @azinyefantasy4445
      @azinyefantasy4445 8 лет назад +16

      +Andrew you have 18 subs and no videos. I guess they were all deleted cause of copyrights. I'm surprised you actually think black people cant boil water. I feel sorry for your sad existence.

    • @azinyefantasy4445
      @azinyefantasy4445 8 лет назад +9

      +Andrew wow your stupidity knows no bounds. How did I reply and find your comment if I know nothing? Does trolling colored people online make you feel better?

  • @Optidorf
    @Optidorf 4 года назад +1

    That One Direction toothbrush really is a genius move. Next is the Rambo staple gun.

  • @herculesbrofister265
    @herculesbrofister265 5 лет назад +2

    Take it you've never heard of "garbage plates." amazing delicacy

  • @The328th
    @The328th 7 лет назад +16

    0:57 Dump Meals/Dinners are called that because all you have to do is dump the ingredients in. Yes, the name is kind of strange, but the product itself isn't strange whatsoever. When you start making quality videos and actually do your research, I (and very likely others as well) might watch more of your videos.

    • @boycotgugle3040
      @boycotgugle3040 7 лет назад +4

      But they clearly state that the stupid part was the name. A product doesn't need to be shit in every possible quality. A single massive flaw (or a minor but very funny one) is enough to be made fun of in such a list. I wouldn't care, but some people apparently think of the dumping of the former meal into a different bowl the next morning when presented with this name - which doesn't necessarily improve their appetites. It's like some people object to eating sauerbraten when it's named donkey dick. You gotta keep the more sensitive people in mind when opting for a product name -right? ... so where is the lack of research on this video's creators' part?

  • @Feemailgamer
    @Feemailgamer 8 лет назад +15

    Bowl Brite would be good for kiddos who are potty training

    • @astrangeone
      @astrangeone 8 лет назад +5

      +Feemailgamer And aging men and women. I've used a flashlight on low to not kill my sleep before to get to the bathroom...

    • @lovethosebudgies
      @lovethosebudgies 6 лет назад

      I have visions of the adhesive failing and it splashing into the bowl.

  • @joshjames76
    @joshjames76 7 лет назад +89

    Yeah, that neck extender works great. I get em on ebay for 15.00. Been using them for 10 years. They work great. And I would use the ez butter.

    • @Maybe.Its_You
      @Maybe.Its_You 6 лет назад +1

      joshjames76 does it help with back problems?

    • @MallisettyPraveen
      @MallisettyPraveen 6 лет назад +2

      Neck extender actually works good 😊

  • @StainsStainsStains
    @StainsStainsStains Год назад +1

    im sorry but whoever did the thumbnail absolutely killed it

  • @dirtfriend
    @dirtfriend 5 лет назад +2

    they need to rebrand the bowl brite as "Spooky Dooky" and change the casing to a pumpkin or something. perfect halloween product right there.

  • @Nocturnalux
    @Nocturnalux 7 лет назад +47

    The Uro club is...I don't even.

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 5 лет назад +3

      "uroclub" is "Just what it sounds" he says..to me it sounds like a European night club

  • @joshr408
    @joshr408 7 лет назад +28

    dump meals is great, dumb name but not a dumb product

  • @RizaHariati
    @RizaHariati 8 лет назад +31

    I would buy butter slicer.

    • @agriperma
      @agriperma 8 лет назад

      +Riza hariati I think the problem with this, is, that once the butter got soft, it would just mush up inside the mechanism. its something you take out of the fridge, use it, then have to put back in again right away.

    • @RizaHariati
      @RizaHariati 8 лет назад +5

      agriperma It's very hot in my country, butter has to be kept in fridge or you'll got oil. But that means the butter would be so tough it needs to be sliced.

    • @JnSobre
      @JnSobre 8 лет назад +1

      Lassy fat asst

    • @bobbiebolig4332
      @bobbiebolig4332 7 лет назад +3

      Do you mean "lazy".... Yes spelling does count. You've made the same mistake several times

    • @RizaHariati
      @RizaHariati 7 лет назад +4

      missing kitsune I agree. Spelling does count.

  • @blvvdy.kisses
    @blvvdy.kisses 5 лет назад +9

    3:01 my cousin has this 🤦🏾‍♀

  • @ronbarrett6323
    @ronbarrett6323 5 лет назад +1

    excellent combination, sit down to a dump and then off to the potty putter.

  • @rozharris6834
    @rozharris6834 8 лет назад +22

    The narrator of this video is hilarious.

  • @knifeprty69
    @knifeprty69 8 лет назад +22

    im just sayin man that I'd probably buy the EZ Butter

  • @pyroshayniac1090
    @pyroshayniac1090 8 лет назад +34

    Sauna pants actually sounds good for period cramps.

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 7 лет назад +2

      I don't like anything that close to me if I need heat I just use a heating pad I don't like anything tight around me.

    • @tomaterjuice5095
      @tomaterjuice5095 6 лет назад

      Melanie Barksdale heating pads feel like satan breathing on your hips and they smell HORRIBLE honestly I fucking hate heating pads lmao

  • @s.c.craven5304
    @s.c.craven5304 5 лет назад

    The brush buddies is like the Tooth Tunes toothbrushes. I had the Rhianna one growing up 😂

  • @marvelstudious4938
    @marvelstudious4938 5 лет назад +2

    3:55
    Why!?

  • @alexortiz8216
    @alexortiz8216 8 лет назад +41

    My suggestion for a dumb product: CoD Infinite Warfare

    • @reecehamilton31
      @reecehamilton31 8 лет назад

      Give that joke a 2/10

    • @JellyfishProjectJP
      @JellyfishProjectJP 8 лет назад

      +Alex Ortiz Infinite Warfare is gonna be great, y'all just hating

    • @petervis4222
      @petervis4222 8 лет назад +2

      +The Maker of Things pffs, pfffst, ppppffffsstt hhahaahahahahahahahh, god fucking dammit! xD You made we laugh! The same game with the same shitty sounds and same shitty game-play that hasn't been innovated after stealing from titanfall.
      I know you are being sarcastic,
      I hope o.o

    • @WebVManReturns
      @WebVManReturns 8 лет назад

      +Alex Ortiz That's a 9001/1000 in my book.

    • @JellyfishProjectJP
      @JellyfishProjectJP 8 лет назад

      ***** I am exaggerating but it will be a decent game as always. People are just claiming its the same even though its not. Recently it has but you can't say COD 4 is the same as Black Ops 2 or that Black Ops 2 is the same as Infinite Warfare. There are a new variety of maps, DLC and modes.

  • @WEndro333
    @WEndro333 7 лет назад +4

    I love how Looper despises MagicMesh yet Watchmojo praises the shit out of it.

  • @Rufusdos
    @Rufusdos 6 лет назад +57

    Most compilations with voice overs are appalling. This one was funny.

  • @missmargmillionaire6421
    @missmargmillionaire6421 3 года назад +1

    It's like a staple gun for the kitchen...only dumber......😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this guy

  • @beccaiskenough17
    @beccaiskenough17 4 года назад +1

    Potty Putter is definitely going on my Christmas list this year 😂

  • @thedarkestzenitheon3340
    @thedarkestzenitheon3340 8 лет назад +17

    My mom has one of the neck inflators things and it works well

  • @MeetThaNewDealer
    @MeetThaNewDealer 8 лет назад +108

    Well let's face it Americans will buy shit on a stick if its well marketed to them

    • @kzorid530
      @kzorid530 8 лет назад +7

      I already bought one

    • @MichaelKerr71
      @MichaelKerr71 8 лет назад +8

      +Lord Luke When I was a kid in the mid west, they used to sell "Turd Birds" in those cheap tourist shops along the highway. Turd birds were actual animal shit made to look like a bird.Complete with feathers and beak stuck on.... So yes, people will literally buy shit if it's marketed to them.

    • @JellyfishProjectJP
      @JellyfishProjectJP 8 лет назад +3

      +Liam Schinski I was going to buy one "Shit on a stick" but they don't sell it in the UK

    • @kzorid530
      @kzorid530 8 лет назад

      +The Maker of Things you can order off of amazon

    • @NoktynGaming
      @NoktynGaming 8 лет назад +1

      +Lord Luke The maker of cards against humanity sold 30,000 boxes of bull shit in one day.

  • @ChristopherBartnik
    @ChristopherBartnik 7 лет назад +31

    The Bowl Bright is Awesome. I have one and my friends all ordered one. It is nice to see where you are aiming without hurting your eyes with the bright bathroom light. I guess we are all lunatics?

  • @RennieAsh
    @RennieAsh Год назад

    Bowl Brite : not that bad of an idea; using the room lights does wake you up more.
    But I'd probably rather just use a red motion sense light on the wall rather than the toilet itself

  • @evangel1460
    @evangel1460 5 лет назад

    I love this guy's way of speaking. He is so sarcastic it just makes the words drip out it's so funny.

  • @MrFrancesc11
    @MrFrancesc11 8 лет назад +31

    The butter one sounds really helpful actually but yeah the rest are shit

    • @spankeyfish
      @spankeyfish 8 лет назад +1

      +MrFrancesc11 I like the butter thing too. I imagined something like a caulking gun with a brick of butter in it might be better as it would tend to soften the butter as it's forced through a nozzle.

    • @Sheepy007
      @Sheepy007 8 лет назад +4

      +MrFrancesc11 Do you really want a dumb looking device you have to clean up extra just to cut your butter? And don't forget, it only cuts the butter, it doesn't make it any softer. Cutting butter can also be done with a regular knife, even if it's solid, so what's the point of this?

    • @guyfawkes9951
      @guyfawkes9951 8 лет назад +3

      +Sheepy007 I can chop veggies by hand too, but a food processor is still handy.

    • @techoman8569
      @techoman8569 8 лет назад

      +MrFrancesc
      If you don't clean well that cutter, you will see rotten rest of butter in a few months.

    • @jediben96
      @jediben96 7 лет назад

      A_Little_Me savage

  • @zoesherwin
    @zoesherwin 8 лет назад +88

    The only product that could make the tinniest but if sense is the butter thing. The rest are stupid

    • @kaitp286
      @kaitp286 8 лет назад +4

      bit of sense*😉

    • @HowardBaileyMusic
      @HowardBaileyMusic 8 лет назад

      +Kait P but if sense is the bitter thing

    • @DDnufcGamer
      @DDnufcGamer 8 лет назад

      The toothbrush, though it sounds dumb is actually an easy way to get kids to brush their teeth. (As long as they like the singer on the tooth brush xD)

    • @pssst3
      @pssst3 8 лет назад

      +DDnufcGamer The music toothbrush's only bad feature is bad music. Substitute a tone that changes from mildly irtitating to harmonious when the brush head is in the mouth, and it becomes a way of monitoring how long your kids spend brushing their teeth. Could save parents thousands in avoided dentistry.
      Along the same lines, public restrooms in should have pull handles to enter that apply a bright dye, the dye neutralized by washing hands for 30 seconds, the exit door opening by pushing against an easily cleaned bacteria killing flat plate.
      For single door facilities, use double hinges.
      As it is, the doors work in the exact opposite manner, contaminating clean hands.

    • @HowardBaileyMusic
      @HowardBaileyMusic 8 лет назад

      I don't think a toothbrush that plays a crappy low resolution sound byte is enough incentive to keep it in their mouth long enough to clean their teeth. It should be more like the game "Rock Band". Choose a song of your liking...each brush in time with the song gains points. By the end of the song you not only have clean teeth but also a chance to beat your own and other people's brushing score. Could even have a leaderboard. I'm pretty sure a Wifi toothbrush wouldn't be that hard to design. Or better yet...a Bluetooth brush :)
      If anyone runs with this send me bags of money!

  • @willlastnameguy8329
    @willlastnameguy8329 7 лет назад +73

    "Useless in every way". I dont think the writers know what "every way" means

    • @gabrielboorom9778
      @gabrielboorom9778 6 лет назад

      Will Lastnameguy
      "Useless in every way" except for, you know, the one it was designed for.

    • @annabelgrace1267
      @annabelgrace1267 6 лет назад

      Or useless, for that matter. I still say, get a butter keeper or butter bell.

  • @homerlanscurty4899
    @homerlanscurty4899 Год назад

    You killed me with the Dump meals and Potty Potter bit.

  • @Sisi_San
    @Sisi_San 5 лет назад +1

    The butter one was pretty cool! I would buy it lol