NOW ITS TIME TO SAVE ALL MY ARTIFACTS & RESIN IN CASE THEY ADD NEW SETS FOR FONTAINE... I WILL BE READY. Feedback on the video/editing is greatly appreciated too, as i am still trying new things, hope you enjoy! :D
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
Mao Xiangling (Chinese: 卯香菱 Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact. She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it alongside her father Chef Mao. As a chef, Xiangling isn't afraid to try out different recipes
33% crit rate vs 66% attack The new set is even better if your weapon has low base attack but high substat like: all the five Star polearms except for the permanent banner and shenhe's spear
@@РусланКаналиев-ц2ц Haha it's an inside joke that becomes easy to understand once you watch more of his clips from his streaming. He regularly says that he's popular, tall charismatic and a good streamer so all fans make fun of him by sarcastically saying things like this or sarcastically complimenting him.
@@kingman-fm4dq dude that's totally true! My bad I'm spreading misinformation!! I also heard that he's like grown a foot in height so he's like 9 feet now
Zy0x is definitely one of the streamers of all time, he is a tall, handsome, and humble human who is very relatable with a f2p account showing that you don't need to be a whale to be good at the game.
After watching this video my grandma who has been in wheelchair for 69 years finally stood up and started lamenting . Her wig flew off while lamenting . Her finally walking became such an never seen before phenomena that she was visited by the CEO of hoyo themselves. this occurrence pleased them so much they gave her an acc with artifact presets. one artifact that was the most rarest one was the vermillion for her tall al-haitham . so , she 12* the musk reef and did a backflip right there right here emerge of off the stairs. BALLS
@@mxalpha21 Nah, I think the sets weren't officially revealed yet, and unfortunately unlike his... "more than friend Gayge" Zajef, he doesn't cover leaks
I've never laugh this hard in a long time, the editing, the comedic timing. It's perfect and hilarious at the same time xDDD. Good luck on your next strongbox Mr Zyox, a very tall, handsome streamer of all time. ;)
this video made me cry out of happiness because of how amazing the editing is, i feel like i just won the lottery, i feel like i achieved all my future life goals all at once, i had terrible sleep but now feel bright and refreshed after watching this video, i feel motivated to do everything on my plate, thank you sqam for changing my life around
surely this man spends his resin effectively and not on the same domain that he has been farming for the past year just to never get the artifacts that he wants for a certain anemo character 😅 (i believe in you zy0x, you’ll get there one day)
I actually have a conspiracy theory that hoyoverse makes desirable rolls rarer on sets that want them (ex. crit on shimenaea) def explains my 50 cv maidens pieces 😢
I think im late but its okay. Use the Bloodstained Chivalry for Physical Freminet, Physical freminet is insane. you can choose to build physical or cryo freminet both works well...😊
zyonix thank you for this new video your big humble large self gives me motivation every day to wake up and farm genshin impact just like you you are such an inspirational tall and wise figure in my life thank you for this video prayge
I've been saving artifact before stongbox update. And I roll everything into VV and blizzard from 1200 artifacts (I was almost at max cap and use 1200 artifacts not including the rerolls) I roll until I have no single useless *5. I ended up getting 4 upgrades. My artifacts are all already 35%+ CV so an upgrade need to be more than that. Still, from 1200 I only get 4 useful artifacts.
one rule that i found out at the 3rd month of playing the game was the best stats , sub-stats always , ALWAYS comes with the trashiest sets and stats , like i'm literally ALWAYS getting def% piece stat with crit rate & dmg and atk% and EM or ER and it's so fking annoying 😂😭😭😭
zy0x bro i caught you lacking. 101.1 over 132.4 on your xiao?? Geo goblet with 1554 hp and 3.1 crit raye with 4.5er and 4.1atk%?? Not to mention that crit rate circlet with 6.2 crit dmagae and 1553 hp. I thought you were a xiao main??
I can't decide if I should pull for (Raiden/ Xiao / Neuvillette or Ayato) as an F2p in Fontaine Update. I already have signature weapons ready for both Xiao and Ayato but I'm rethinking my choices because I only have c1 Faruzan. Plus, I already have some hydro characters. I have to choose 1 out of 4 characters since I will only have enough primos for one limited character. [Please note that I will only be able to use "The catch" for Raiden.]
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NOW ITS TIME TO SAVE ALL MY ARTIFACTS & RESIN IN CASE THEY ADD NEW SETS FOR FONTAINE... I WILL BE READY.
Feedback on the video/editing is greatly appreciated too, as i am still trying new things, hope you enjoy! :D
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Luv the editing, entertaining to watch, keep up the great work
or, you could do bolide
i always love the editing on the videos :D theyre very entertaining
love the editing! pacing is pretty good
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
I love this copypasta
Stoled
@@XxSealyxx that's literally the point. It's a copypasta. It's inherently not supposed to be original.
Mao Xiangling (Chinese: 卯香菱 Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.
She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it alongside her father Chef Mao. As a chef, Xiangling isn't afraid to try out different recipes
Wait, Xiangling has a surname?
@@invisibleprovidence her dad is Chef Mao. So she’s Mao Xiangling
@@Hebiiiii1 That's mind-blowing🤯
this has to be an NPC interaction type of conversation
OPPA XL
Imagine throwing away all those artifacts when vermillions coming to the strongbox 😂
Imagine farming vermillion for months only for a better set to come in 4.0 💀
@@deltaspecies1697 new crit rate set ;-;
@@deltaspecies1697 its not better you lose alot of stats if you gonna use the new set in 4.0
@@zerofckingtwoif you use xiao and Bennett together, the new set is better for a small margin
Like 6% if i remember correctly
33% crit rate vs 66% attack
The new set is even better if your weapon has low base attack but high substat like: all the five Star polearms except for the permanent banner and shenhe's spear
The 30% def flower is actually insane for Yun Jin
itto is forgotten 💀
@@firespy145he would be critting once a blue moon
Actually took him like a good hour to decide which strongbox to use despite having wheel to decide
I'd be too if the damn wheel of mythicality was powered by HoYo's RNG
@@acanthafiorethe wheel of mythicality 😭
Zy0x surely is the streamer of all time. He’s human, he breathes air, and he sure does play genshin impact in a way.
Surely
What's with this joke anyway? I'm just new here and I don't get it
@@РусланКаналиев-ц2ц Haha it's an inside joke that becomes easy to understand once you watch more of his clips from his streaming. He regularly says that he's popular, tall charismatic and a good streamer so all fans make fun of him by sarcastically saying things like this or sarcastically complimenting him.
@@animefan1204wdym sacrasticly, he is tall, he 8 feet tall on a bad day
@@kingman-fm4dq dude that's totally true! My bad I'm spreading misinformation!! I also heard that he's like grown a foot in height so he's like 9 feet now
Zy0x is definitely one of the streamers of all time, he is a tall, handsome, and humble human who is very relatable with a f2p account showing that you don't need to be a whale to be good at the game.
Not a paid chatter
This joke is so tired yall im sorry
Tall😅
Bot
@@lovegood1376what joke?
Watching Zy0x back out from every set the wheel lands was definitely one of the entertaining moments of all time.
After watching this video my grandma who has been in wheelchair for 69 years finally stood up and started lamenting . Her wig flew off while lamenting . Her finally walking became such an never seen before phenomena that she was visited by the CEO of hoyo themselves. this occurrence pleased them so much they gave her an acc with artifact presets. one artifact that was the most rarest one was the vermillion for her tall al-haitham . so , she 12* the musk reef and did a backflip right there right here emerge of off the stairs. BALLS
Are you the guy who comes up with resin refresh stories for Zy0x?
Zyox happy to get vermillion on strongbox :🤡
Xiao new BIS set waiting for him :☠️
i cant wait to see his reaction to it LMAOOOO
THIS SKDBDBDJ
@@oliviaaargh please has he reacted to this yet I wanna see lol
@@mxalpha21 Nah, I think the sets weren't officially revealed yet, and unfortunately unlike his... "more than friend Gayge" Zajef, he doesn't cover leaks
@NagoharaFireworks The crit rate one
I've never laugh this hard in a long time, the editing, the comedic timing. It's perfect and hilarious at the same time xDDD. Good luck on your next strongbox Mr Zyox, a very tall, handsome streamer of all time. ;)
“I don’t want maidens.”
- zy0x 2023
Whenever I feel depressed about my artifact luck, I can just look at a zyonix video (Or stream) and cheer myself up. Thank you mr zyonix 🙏🙏🙏
Seriously I love your editor so much LMFAO. So fucking entertaining and his edits match your chaotic energy. Motivating me fr to be better at this.
this video made me cry out of happiness because of how amazing the editing is, i feel like i just won the lottery, i feel like i achieved all my future life goals all at once, i had terrible sleep but now feel bright and refreshed after watching this video, i feel motivated to do everything on my plate, thank you sqam for changing my life around
this is totally a good idea
Such a good idea 👍
Certainly a wonderful idea 🙏
(It was not, in fact, a wonderful idea)
surely this man spends his resin effectively and not on the same domain that he has been farming for the past year just to never get the artifacts that he wants for a certain anemo character 😅
(i believe in you zy0x, you’ll get there one day)
aware
imagine having this many artifacts.. I WISH THIS WAS MEEE😭😭
Omg, you are posting more content recently, i am Zy0xxx hungry recently, thx for more videos
You are surely one of the streamers of all time
I feel like the editing fits your adhd character, but i personally like it, it feels pretty smooth to me and keeps me watching. :D
The editor has a very exquisite and based taste in music
Do you know the name of the music playing at 9:07? It sounds familiar to me but I can't quite remember.
@@arifjawad243 'Fodlan winds' from Fire Emblem Three Houses - great OST
this video is so goof i felt the artifact coming inside me
All I gained from this video is that I need to start farming for Maiden’s goblets, YEP.
Zy0x deleted Wanderer instead of deleting Lava Walker, Thundersoother, and Maiden's. That's kinda hilarious ngl.
I actually have a conspiracy theory that hoyoverse makes desirable rolls rarer on sets that want them (ex. crit on shimenaea)
def explains my 50 cv maidens pieces 😢
I think im late but its okay. Use the Bloodstained Chivalry for Physical Freminet, Physical freminet is insane. you can choose to build physical or cryo freminet both works well...😊
3:53 “I’m not doing maidens.” -Zy0x, 2023
"I dont want maidens." -ZyOx,2023
my man really called out vermillion in the strongbox, xiao mains are too powerful
wow, thats alot of artifcats. i sure hope a certain artifact set wont be added in the strongbox in the future
I have to say... GOD TIER Editing
i rmbr watching this live and this is just as much of a rollercoaster of regrets as i rmbr ICANT
i rly like the editing !!
I just love how everytime he spins the wheel, it just gets worse and worse 🤣.
He really shoulda stayed on the Gigachad Wanderer set 💀
aint no way zyox is the one who edits, i tought he only streamed,sleeped and stream again. GOOD JOB mr socks
Been starved for Zy0x content
this is a certified hashbrown moment
this epic video by my favorite genshin impact youtuber zy0x has increased my xiaos height by 2 inches.
7:31 My life with Heart of Depth.
"I did maidens"
That perfect French accent caught me of guard so bad I dropped my coffee
The editing on this video was really good^^ :)
11:18 THIS IS A CERTIFIED HASHBROWN MOMENT
Man, that bloodstained feather has godly substats. It can roll to anything and its still good wth
I leveled a crit rate circlet with flat hp, flat attack, and hp% it now has 28.8% crit dmg.
Zy0x when Vermillion enters strongbox in 4.0:
Nice edit style, would enjoy more account review or other twitch contents
Wow Zy0x clip channels sure are increasing their budget nowadays
wowie this is such a cool video mr zyox!
zyonix thank you for this new video your big humble large self gives me motivation every day to wake up and farm genshin impact just like you you are such an inspirational tall and wise figure in my life thank you for this video prayge
My artifact inventory is 77… and I’ve been playing since 1.2😭
I was dying at the cut 9:53
I've been saving artifact before stongbox update. And I roll everything into VV and blizzard
from 1200 artifacts (I was almost at max cap and use 1200 artifacts not including the rerolls) I roll until I have no single useless *5. I ended up getting 4 upgrades. My artifacts are all already 35%+ CV so an upgrade need to be more than that.
Still, from 1200 I only get 4 useful artifacts.
merci for this banger monsieur le streamer u really are the streamer of all time
thanks for giving me ptsd with the overcooked music, very cool lol
one rule that i found out at the 3rd month of playing the game was the best stats , sub-stats always , ALWAYS comes with the trashiest sets and stats , like i'm literally ALWAYS getting def% piece stat with crit rate & dmg and atk% and EM or ER and it's so fking annoying 😂😭😭😭
This was such a fun watch!
But i checked your artifacts thru akasha/cv and now im back to being sad. Fricc u
Zy0x thanks you so much for this video, i was not able to walk earlier, but after watching your video I got up to mute it. ❤🥰
LMFAO WHAT ARE YOUR COMMENTS HAHAHAHAHHAHA❤️🥰
Zy0x is so relatable you have to watch him at 2x speed for better experience
nah the fact that my best piece is a maiden's atk sands tho
I remember this stream. It's a shame the edits cut out the long awkward pauses before Zy0x would suddenly reroll an artifact set he didn't like.
3:45 LMFAOOOOOO
4:06 THE EDITOR PLS
11:27 HAHAH I CANT
This video is even funnier considering Vermillion will be on strong box in 4.0
This is such a flex. It would be nice if he gave resin to his viewers in form of money
definitely some of the artifacts of all time
Alt title: "I reduce my sanity percentage by rolling on a SCAMbox"
i love the editing of this video
3:47 and 4:31 I truly enjoyed 😆😂
Emblem strongbox is said to be out in 4.0
THE EDITING IS SO GOOD
i love this series so much lmao
You have been asking which editing style you want to keep, something like 0:48 looks fun
> Zy0x when forced to do maidens
Not only is Zy0x babygirl, but he's also a crazed artifact gambling addict. Those are 2 red flags that anyone would love to be around with
Blud finally remember yt password
When the notification says 4 seconds ago and this was posted for days ago…
so tall handsome strong honest and humble
The fact that zyox still not releasing a new guide for the current banner is💀💀💀
Viridescent justice for Jean ✊️
Should've waited for 4.0 when EoSF and SR gets released on strongboxes
"I don't want maidens" - Zy0x 2023
Oml I legit called maidens beloved before he actually got it on the wheel😂
Exactly what was needed for artifacts, MORE RNG BABYYYYYY
having max storage is smtn i could never experience
You thought you where unlucky with the wheel, but that's because all the luck was invested in the substat rolls.
most fortunate "nick" zyox stream
I was once rolling for my childe got a atk goblet, crit damage 30%, and crit rate 20% and 21 EM
zy0x bro i caught you lacking. 101.1 over 132.4 on your xiao?? Geo goblet with 1554 hp and 3.1 crit raye with 4.5er and 4.1atk%?? Not to mention that crit rate circlet with 6.2 crit dmagae and 1553 hp. I thought you were a xiao main??
nice editing !!!!
the most normal version of zyox
I can finally finish my itto with husk in strongbox!
Thank you Dr.Uttut for sacraficing 1.5 month worth artifact farming so now i know not to trust anyone especially my father.
“I asked my twitch chat for advice” goofyyyyyyy
- coming from someone by the said twitch chat
lol make that thing again and then u have to run abbys with these artifeacts.
21% crit dmg on em sands and bro says 'not bad' 😭
Certified daily bolide moment
I can't decide if I should pull for (Raiden/ Xiao / Neuvillette or Ayato) as an F2p in Fontaine Update. I already have signature weapons ready for both Xiao and Ayato but I'm rethinking my choices because I only have c1 Faruzan. Plus, I already have some hydro characters. I have to choose 1 out of 4 characters since I will only have enough primos for one limited character. [Please note that I will only be able to use "The catch" for Raiden.]
NEUVILLETTE
NEUVILLETTE
Zy0x treats er rolls so poorly you would think you were watching a 1.0 video
i actually wish i could see your live reaction to the new strongbox additions Suske
finally, Genshin impact, zy0x playing, you know it will be entertainment, making your brain to progress ( I won a 50/50 from Klee)