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I used to be a big Bill Burr and and I still am, the guy is fantastic, but then I heard Doug Stanhope and now all bets are off. We need to be recording everything Doug Stanhope says for both our own entertainment and the entertainment of future generations.
actually software listens, it sweeps the net looking for select keywords like bomb president hitler mass shooting = and out of that slush pile another computer has an algorithm that assesses the data and analyses it in percentages if the data should be forwarded to an agent = and the agent decides what to kick upstairs and what goes into the round file
its about the recording what if they record everything and twist the words to make it say some thing the person didn't really say or what about them shutting down the people when they are organizing to protest shut up stanhope
There isnt anyone personally reading everyones emails. Thought this would be pretty clear even for kids but I see a lot of uninformed adults also falling for that stupid type of thinking.
love to disagree with ya Doug, but you're right of course. One thing to add, those people who listen in to that crap, they love it, they read other people's mail and they love to have their little secrets. Even if they mean nothing to anyone else. It makes them feel better than the rest of us.
Doug is right but it seems to me people should maybe be more bothered that this is actually going on,the new generation of dumb-ed down kids see it as normal like chemtrails and cameras everywhere..I am so glad I was a teenager in the 80's, I feel sorry for kids today..shit is over from a do cool shit and not being caught by a camera or being taped..
Stanhope is the top comedian in the world.
Greatest of all time.
I used to be a big Bill Burr and and I still am, the guy is fantastic, but then I heard Doug Stanhope and now all bets are off. We need to be recording everything Doug Stanhope says for both our own entertainment and the entertainment of future generations.
Wow, that's a new perspective I couldn't even dream of ... Doug Stanhope, always an eye opening experience ...
I am honored to share the same air as you, Doug. I love you.
Love you Doug, I hope your liver keeps you with us for many years to come!
My dad introduced me to this guy and ive just not stopped laughing , think im gonna do a wee
i can relate to you my dad also fucked me
"Hello... Can ya' hear me?". Don't why but that line always cracks me up.
Stanhope. Sharp. Smart. On it. Best Thinking Entertainer out there. too bad no awards for being real.
how could you collect an award for being real?
@@TheXitone maybe because the show business industry is so preoccupied with selling fake dreams that they've become afraid of shocking authenticities
Doug, I fuckin love you and I think you are underrated. I want to see a nation wide atheist channel with you hosting a fuckin show every night.
why are so many atheists annoying...
common101sense because fuck you, that's why.
***** mission accomplished.
This is exactly what I thought when I found out about the NSA eavesdropping scandal
This man's brilliant.
The man. the legend
if only but its mostly machines that go through the text and actual people only go through the interesting ones
That was a great Mort impression
SOO TRUE!
Doug is Americana at its best , and a humanist as well .
definitely shambles
You should have more time on screen wipe
Doug, what a Jazz!
This guy gets it.
actually software listens, it sweeps the net looking for select keywords like bomb president hitler mass shooting = and out of that slush pile another computer has an algorithm that assesses the data and analyses it in percentages if the data should be forwarded to an agent = and the agent decides what to kick upstairs and what goes into the round file
awesome
"hello, can you hear me?"
yes
this guy is coolness.
When he did the ill guy he did Mort from Family Guy
Hahaha never thought of it like that
qwhich newswipe is this exacly?
its about the recording what if they record everything and twist the words to make it say some thing the person didn't really say or what about them shutting down the people when they are organizing to protest shut up stanhope
Anyone knows the music?
arvo pärt - spiegel im spiegel
0:47 hahahahaha!
how dane cook can be a household name and stanhope isnt blows my mind. this country truly is in a sad state
Eddy hat nsa zu einer seelsorge gemacht davor war sie eine security vom weißen haus von John f kanedy
Why the fuck didn't any I know find Stanhope like I did. He's the reason Ima become a stand up bit
master of comedy
hahahahaha!!!
this is fuckin gold, good guy stanhope
Kill me 😂
I get to be the 1000th like. What a magnificent life I have.
There isnt anyone personally reading everyones emails. Thought this would be pretty clear even for kids but I see a lot of uninformed adults also falling for that stupid type of thinking.
What's the background music used in this?
I also wanna know that.
Arvo Pärt - Spiegel im Spiegel
Yep! That's it, thanks a lot!
Where's Dr. Kevorkian when you need him?
Its funny because it's true.
Hilarious
love to disagree with ya Doug, but you're right of course. One thing to add, those people who listen in to that crap, they love it, they read other people's mail and they love to have their little secrets. Even if they mean nothing to anyone else. It makes them feel better than the rest of us.
Doug is right but it seems to me people should maybe be more bothered that this is actually going on,the new generation of dumb-ed down kids see it as normal like chemtrails and cameras everywhere..I am so glad I was a teenager in the 80's, I feel sorry for kids today..shit is over from a do cool shit and not being caught by a camera or being taped..
I love Doug, but that was and is all done by computers.