I like how going on a date is a "waste of time" for Dennis, but forging prescriptions, threatening women with a voice changer, and overall making this convoluted plan is totally fine
"this is very emotional for her" is such an underappreciated line, cause it implies just how much of an emotionless sociopath Dennis really is hahaha. Amazing episode!
most underrated part of this bit IMHO is how unnecessary the system is, dennis is a reasonably attractive man who could easily have a casual relationship with any of these women but he still insists on ruining their lives so he can be in control
“she thinks shes broken through my tough exterior from a man who is afraid to love, and then i slink out into the night” possibly my favorite line from this show
@@mcgiver1327 If I recall, I think it involved threats of claiming force to blackmail a man into..showing affection. Dennis and Dee are apples that fell from the same tree.
I really need to start watching the newer seasons. I stopped after like season 10 but its probably my all time favorite comedy show; I just feel like it wasn't as funny as it used to be
Dennis’ little flinch at 3:51 is so great. He either accidentally pointed at the wrong letter or was trying to keep the paper down so the *S* step can stay hidden for the final reveal.
3:30 How Dennis's laugh goes from impersonating the laugh from the evil neighbour, into actually laughing about the situation as if it's funny, is just brilliant 😂😂😂
I love how much of a psycho Dennis is, he’s like jeff from community but if all his friends in the study group abandoned him and he moved to Philadelphia and replaced his friends with people who are just as awful as him.
10/10 The D.E.N.N.I.S system has changed my life! I've gone from crying in the shower in defeat, to be the absolute Chad unit that I am now. I never would have thought emotional manipulation would make me feel so great!
It makes sense for the scene to have each new letter start the whole abbreviation all of again on a new page, but it’s funny to me picturing anyone in real life actually rewriting everything and using each page instead of writing it all down once on one page
Dennis is almost like a combination of Ghostface from Scream and Patrick Bateman from American Psycho by using a telephone with a voice box to scare women, as well as being incredibly conscious about his appearance, hyper sexual, and loving 80's music.
I like how the DENNIS system is a detailed process that will takes days to do. Meanwhile the SINNED system is designed to start and finish by the first date. Dennis is getting more efficient.
4:55 - "Separate Entirely!" Mac acts like he figured out the final step during this presentation even though he's been assisting Dennis on his system for years probably.
It's also what many abusers do in other circumstances. Parents, boyfriend's (some girlfriends because the societal power dynamic is unusual), and even professional relationships. It's call trauma bonding in it's most basic overlap.
He fully explained why he had that hidden compartment in his Range Rover containing duct tape, gloves and cable ties, why do people continue with such accusations!
I was always a little confused as to why Dennis is explaining a system that everyone already seems to be aware of and are even a part of. Well, I guess Charlie and Dee aren't.
Dee would probably get it, given she understood The Implication at first mention. Though she did need a lot of help to stay on the rails during the SINNED system.
Love Glenn’s delivery at 2:15 “Right… right…” He’s only 2 steps into a diabolically intricate plan, and his cynical demonic instincts are telling him “these guys are not cut out for this” 😂😂
I love that Dennis doesn't want to go through the effort of a normal date, but goes through extreme effort to threaten these women and make up false threats so they depend on him, instead of just being a normal partner. Hilarious.
I like how going on a date is a "waste of time" for Dennis, but forging prescriptions, threatening women with a voice changer, and overall making this convoluted plan is totally fine
He's like tha Joker, he jus' does tha fun parts!
Machiavellianists tend to not have limits on ways they’ll manipulate and get back at people. Dennis using the DENNIS system is living proof of it.
😂😂😂
I 😂😂😂😂😂
I can tell this really bothered you 😂, yet you felt inclined enough to watch the show and comment, even if just this episode 🤡
What’s more psychotic is the fact he just doesn’t write the letters on one sheet but literally rewrote it each page. That’s funny as hell
Had the same thought and searched the entire comment section for this one. Underrated detail
@@Alextrovert Eh, not really - presentation would look bizarre with just the letters (without full word) on each page...
No that’s just good presentation. Easier for people to take in and retain information bits at a time rather than all at once
@@quinnh4313 you missed the point. The fact he WROTE it is the crazy part. Not the presentation itself.
@@user-db9vy2gh3v Well obviously he wrote it. Written language has been around for thousands of years actually.
"You're gonna wanna nurture her dependance now guys.....have her car towed, or slash her tires"
Man that change of pace got me good
“Nurrturrre that dependence” so condescending haha
@@shnoogums1 Love System Of A Down!
I tried this step and ended up in Greenville County jail 😂.
That's means your not a narcissist cause they are good at lol@@brianrice7562
"this is very emotional for her" is such an underappreciated line, cause it implies just how much of an emotionless sociopath Dennis really is hahaha. Amazing episode!
"Because she thinks she's broken through my tough exterior and coerced affection from a man who is afraid to love". Always sunny is one of the goats
most underrated part of this bit IMHO is how unnecessary the system is, dennis is a reasonably attractive man who could easily have a casual relationship with any of these women but he still insists on ruining their lives so he can be in control
lmao
LMAO this is my favorite comment
Well yeah, it's how he gets off and getting off is the most important part.
It's not unnecessary, the relationship is just a means for him for what he really wants; complete power and control.
@@JohanKylander That's what OP said..
Dennis laughing maniacally after scaring the girl from the payphone, then the camera cuts to actual Dennis laughing about the thought is hilarious.
It just might be his most sinister laugh of the whole show.
It’s soooo good!
@@Colinkrauss1because of the implication, of course
Welcome to HEE-EE-LLLL!!!
@@TheArcher101HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
I think my favorite part of all this is how much Dennis seems to enjoy making the calls from the payphone.
It's his favorite part of the system
And the voice changer too. He really got into it 😂
Dennis system never fails, because of the implication
THE IMPLICATION
Theres that word again......
@@bigchiefsmackaho387 I'm not sure you're getting it
Well you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger
@@BravestCapybara So there is danger?!
“she thinks shes broken through my tough exterior from a man who is afraid to love, and then i slink out into the night” possibly my favorite line from this show
I love the sinister music it plays as he's "slinking" away lol
My favorite is “Science is a LIAR…sometimes”
"Pizzas good, youre the one thats good." Done deal!
Greatest closer in history
So smooth
@@itsRN4L That’s the equivalent of bringing in Rivera to close a game. Guaranteed win
That's not how you write two different quotes from two people in the story.
@@joeaardvark9214 grammer patrol? I thought you people were extinct.
Just seeing Dennis at a pay phone with that voice changer makes this whole
thing.
Yes dude 😂
Welcome to heeeeeelllllll.
Surprise Sidney!
What’s your favorite scary movie? 😈
Fictional Angry Neighbour. I'm guessing Wally had some hidden rage issues.
@@luurchifySomebody told his wife he wasn't actually related to that other guy.
This scene is 100% better when you realize that the actress is Glenn Howerton’s actual wife. Guess the DENNIS system really worked.
Oh wow, didn't know that. Quite the catch!
He clearly forgot the most crucial step: separate entirely.
The student becomes the teacher.
@@birhon 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you don't know how hard I laughed at your comment..in public, with people staring.
@@jakestrom8395 His wife is the pharmacist.
You could actually argue it failed since he couldn’t “Separate Entirely.”
I love how Dee chides him for being a sociopath, but then we later learn that she has her own system which might be even darker than Dennis’.
Which is?
@@mcgiver1327 If I recall, I think it involved threats of claiming force to blackmail a man into..showing affection. Dennis and Dee are apples that fell from the same tree.
How about when she conned a former male stripper into giving his own daughter a filthy lap dance.
@@Rejukem
Oh yeah. Because he said after he slept with Dee that he had hit rock bottom. I forgot about that.
Actually she has a lot of systems. The cripple one. The military guy one. The cricket one. .............
the best part of this whole scene is that he's explaining this while the bar is still open and there's patrons inside
Can I have a beer ? ..
Don’t interrupt
@conorsmith8551 You gotta ask one of the other ones. Like the Bird Lady or the Troll Man.
The regulars know they can just self serve.
"It's very emotional, for her." such a great detail, calling back to his lack of emotions
I love how years later the system keeps failing and Dennis so bewildered on why it doesn’t work. Then in season 14 Mac starts using it on Dennis.
I don’t remember that. When does Mac use it on Dennis? Like it’s a callback joke that he does or it’s something subtle for the audience to pick up on?
@@lovecraftianleviathan8918 season 14 “the gang chokes.” Mac starts poisoning Dennis so he can Depend on Mac more.
I really need to start watching the newer seasons. I stopped after like season 10 but its probably my all time favorite comedy show; I just feel like it wasn't as funny as it used to be
@@masterzombie161 but it’s the DENNI System tho because Mac would never Separate Entirely
Wtf are you talking about ?! Dennis is a 5 star man. A golden god!
“Don’t interrupt “ is by far the best part of that bit and perfectly encapsulates how insane Dennis is and how much everyone hates Dee
The sociopath part isn't in dispute. It's just rude to interrupt.
And Charlie’s reaction to it at 3:02 lol
😮
i just noticed how he slips out the window but her room is on the second floor
Never said he comes out of it uninjured
Fire escape.
Gotta crack a couple eggs to make an omelet
@@VaeVictis6478 Was just about to say this.
Don’t interrupt!
"Oh my God, you're a complete sociopath!"
"Don't interrupt."
If Dee only knew then what we know now...
What do we know now?
Have you ever heard of D.E.E. System?
Dee's the only one who defends dennis' antics later on in "the gang escapes"
Best part about this exchange is that there's no denial.
Dee shared her own system in the boat cruise episode.
I love how Dee tells Dennis that hes a complete sociopath, and instead of refuting it he just tells her not to interrupt.
Dennis’ little flinch at 3:51 is so great. He either accidentally pointed at the wrong letter or was trying to keep the paper down so the *S* step can stay hidden for the final reveal.
Uh, yes?
@@JamezOwnU101 no
Sh*t I didn't even see that the first time haha
But they left it in so we could see what the s stands for?
yeah i figured he was trying to hide the S
Smooth. Very very smooth stuff. Very classy.
I'm learning a lot
From you right now dude
@@gburyhockey9 because of the implication?
@@SutekhChroma it’s men stuff
@@SutekhChroma
Which implication?
3:30 How Dennis's laugh goes from impersonating the laugh from the evil neighbour, into actually laughing about the situation as if it's funny, is just brilliant 😂😂😂
3:28 That voice changer laugh, followed by his more maniacal real laugh 😂🤣
Great transition too. Instead of the easy joke where it goes on too long, he plows right through just before that point.
His absolute dead face while at the pharmaceutical desk is hilarious.
Spiking the lens is hilarious as well.
I love how much of a psycho Dennis is, he’s like jeff from community but if all his friends in the study group abandoned him and he moved to Philadelphia and replaced his friends with people who are just as awful as him.
So basically jeff and piecre move to Philly
So you mean Jeff before season 1 ends, right? Because after that he got more calmed.
@@270MOX I dunno, I feel as though he stopped being the straight man after Season 1. Definitely more unhinged post-Season 1
More like Barney Stinson if he weren't portrayed as a redeemable character
Nah man Dennis is better than Jeff imo he had more confidence and game then Jeff
The best things that only the first two steps are required to get with the girl and all the others are just emotionally abusing her 😂
Love the little gesture Charlie makes at, 3:15.
I always noticed that! I think he was hammered while filming this. Lol
@@aaronbenson2767 I don't mean to kill your buzz, but they've said on their podcast that they only got drunk after shooting, never during
@@fealca1622 Well I’ll be..! Charlie fakes it pretty well there! Haha
@@aaronbenson2767 Yup, Charlie and Kaitlyn are especially good at drunk acting 😂
The look of dainty delight and drunken enthusiasm by Charlie at 3:15 is just magic.
Like he's trying to read the words, but he can't, so he's just delighted to see them
The sociopathy of Dennis Reynolds begins to reveal itself to all...
Don't say that! He's a golden god, now apologize..because of the implication!
@@chrisbeebe7596 I can't. Because if I do, I'll have to see things through and see how far I can go.
@@tomace4898 so you want untethered rage!?
So anyway I just started blasting.
I dont appriciate the implication
10/10
The D.E.N.N.I.S system has changed my life! I've gone from crying in the shower in defeat, to be the absolute Chad unit that I am now. I never would have thought emotional manipulation would make me feel so great!
Seriously?? That's great
@@averagejoe4439 He is obviously being sarcastic. But the system does actually work from a practical standpoint.
@@Guitar4516 and what did I say?
Just a joke bois. This skit always cracks me up.
It’s the guaranteed system to become a Gigachad
It makes sense for the scene to have each new letter start the whole abbreviation all of again on a new page, but it’s funny to me picturing anyone in real life actually rewriting everything and using each page instead of writing it all down once on one page
I hope they used big markers to color in the letters😂
That's part of the comedy 🤣
“For Christ Sake you’re a complete sociopath”
Love the fact Dennis says absolutely nothing to refute that
Dennis' laugh continuing back into the bar scene gets me every time.
Mac paying attention in class and nodding in agreement with the magnum condom peeking out of wallet strategy is too much 😂😂😂
“You’re the one that’s good.” is my favorite pickup line. If that one doesn’t work, my backup is “Did I frighten you?”
Dee's face during all this is so priceless xD
Because she is realizing she has been dennis'd so many times.
Or maybe she is stunned at how stupid this is 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@raulbetancourt5795 in that case you're stunning.
@@wulfrache
The angry neightbor coming back almost gave me hippo 🤣🤣
@@raulbetancourt5795 hippo?
And naturally… *WE BANG*
(Insert Top Gun reference here)
@1:57 I love how Charlie says “smooth” in the absolute least smooth way possible
Dee- “….. you’re a complete sociopath…”
Dennis- “….DONT INTERRUPT….”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Top Gun love scene recreation was flawless, right down to the dueling tongues. Well done.
I heard that the woman is actually his wife in real life. 😂😂
M - move in
A - after
C - completion
The empty look when he "picks up the medication for his sick mother" is amazing.
It’s easy peasy just be a sociopath
Dennis is almost like a combination of Ghostface from Scream and Patrick Bateman from American Psycho by using a telephone with a voice box to scare women, as well as being incredibly conscious about his appearance, hyper sexual, and loving 80's music.
In November of 2009, Dennis released the D.E.N.N.I.S system. A system so proven that people fail to see the dark side. But they should! Hey Paul!
I like how the DENNIS system is a detailed process that will takes days to do. Meanwhile the SINNED system is designed to start and finish by the first date. Dennis is getting more efficient.
4:55 - "Separate Entirely!" Mac acts like he figured out the final step during this presentation even though he's been assisting Dennis on his system for years probably.
Probably saw it here 3:51
Dee’s reaction is the best part of this scene as her anger escalates with each letter
I read Iceberg Slim's biography the other day and this is actually like pimping 101.
great book
I got pimpology.
never get georgia'd
That's a name I don't hear often 😂
Phenomenal read.
Makes we wanna check out the amazon reviews now lol
It's also what many abusers do in other circumstances. Parents, boyfriend's (some girlfriends because the societal power dynamic is unusual), and even professional relationships. It's call trauma bonding in it's most basic overlap.
"Pizza's good."
"You're the one that's good!"
Smooth
🤣
Very classy I'm learning a lot right now
"You're the one that's good" -flawless Dennis line
Smooth, very smoooth.
Literally said this and it worked
@@yoshu4221nice ..
@@yoshu4221 and very classic im learning alot
I actually used this lmaoo😂
You can’t tell me Dennis isn’t an aspiring serial killer.
@@TobesAnimation Touché.
He fully explained why he had that hidden compartment in his Range Rover containing duct tape, gloves and cable ties, why do people continue with such accusations!
I was always a little confused as to why Dennis is explaining a system that everyone already seems to be aware of and are even a part of. Well, I guess Charlie and Dee aren't.
the pawns don’t always understand all the parts of the King’s game
Only mac knows about it. In the cold open mac even says they don’t understand because he hasn’t explained it to the others
Dee would probably get it, given she understood The Implication at first mention. Though she did need a lot of help to stay on the rails during the SINNED system.
This and the yelling at mac in the suburbs episode that he’s been hearing the alarm the whole time are Glenn’s best and most perfect moments on sunny
2:23 I love the way he says “nuuurture”
Dennis' timing of "OK" and face after Charlie's very smooth is golden.
I love how it starts out relatively mundane and then just suddenly becomes CRAZY.
What Mac says, plus they way Dee is looking at him at this moment is so much better when you know they are actually married irl. 2:09
his face when he comes to her apartment to comfort her about the threatening phone call kills me everytime
I love that Dennis is more upset at dee interrupting him than her calling him a complete sociopath loloal
I love the way Dennis slinks out of a first floor window unscathed
0:20 The way he looks at the camera
3:15 I don't know which face I like better, Frank's or Charlie's?
def charlie’s
Charlie lmao definitely huffed some glue before this
I love how Dennis doesn't argue against being called a Sociopath
I like how he sneaks out of that second story window. Classic.
Didn't see the gang gets held hostage huh
Love Glenn’s delivery at 2:15 “Right… right…”
He’s only 2 steps into a diabolically intricate plan, and his cynical demonic instincts are telling him “these guys are not cut out for this” 😂😂
2:48 is pure gold to me.
I bust out laughing every time I see that first pay phone call. His complete lack of morals is absolutely god tier. 😂
Golden God tier
I love how Dennis leaves from the window when they showed her apartment was on the second floor with no balcony😂
Dennis has to be the most devious, the most immoral dude ever created for a comedy show.
“The implication” still kills me. 😂
Something about Frank saying magnum condoms is wrong lol
"You're the one that's good" is my favorite line in any show ever
The way he points at all of the letters at the end, without looking at the paper.
His evil laugh he does and the stares they’re giving him is tue best part lol
"smooth...very very smooth stuff. Very classy. Im learning ALOT from you right now dude"
"Ok"
Hilarious.
Probably the smartest bit I have ever watched in the history of television.
That pharmacist is the actor who plays Dennis real wife. It’s really cool how there are so many real relationships in this show!
Or they're just too lazy to look for actors 🤣
"The actor that plays his real wife" smh
The sentence structure here makes me want to claw my eyes out.
@@13strong don’t rude be there no need to be jerk
@@shreksswamp7913 There's no need to write sentences that deeply flawed :D
This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life
That's basically the entire show
3:02 Charlie's face says it best.
The Top Gun reference is just genius.
I love how they always have these easels and giant pads of paper lying around
The editing in this scene is phenomenal. This show really hit on all cylinders.
1:21 how Mac gives that intellectual jolt, a disturbance during his reading time LOL
I lost it when Take My Breath Away started playing.
I like how Dennis separates entirely by leaving through her 2nd story window lol
2:42 “Hit up a pay phone”
We can’t do that anymore Dennis!
What’s the 2023 update?!
Burner phone. Felon-class.
fun fact the pharmacist is actually his wife in real life
nice catch
So he's married to the pharmacist, and Charlie's actually married to the waitress that always shoots him down. That's awesome!
@@dragons_hook and Mac is married to Dee
Never gets old. Pic a episode and I'm watching it all the way through.
I love that Dennis doesn't want to go through the effort of a normal date, but goes through extreme effort to threaten these women and make up false threats so they depend on him, instead of just being a normal partner. Hilarious.
When Dee calls Dennis a sociopath, it's important to note he doesn't outright rebuke that statement
That face and laugh 😂 he does when he says “WELCOME TO HELL HAHAHAHAHA” is just priceless, amazing show amazing cast, just amazingly funny 😄
The DENNIS System is legend, and it is the truth! You too can live like a Golden God, if you only follow The Dennis System!
Dee’s expressions throughout this whole scene is so funny. She’s so disturbed.
Best comedy show ever .
It is
1:08 He says "Something along the lines of" out loud 😂
At 3:34 when he’s laughing while describing what he did. Dennis legitimately enjoys terrorizing women
Dennis is what someone like Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother would actually be like in real life
Dee's look of horror the whole time is the cherry on top
3:35 Best part
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System got me arrested 5x and only charged once... Thank you guys!
You're a complete sociopath! "Don't interrupt."