THIS IS SUCH A REAL QUESTION ACTUALLY. what kind of deranged person came up with the idea of skydiving. who thought it was a good idea. for what purpose.
he was just a rookie trooper, and he surely shook with fright. he checked all his equipment, and made sure his pack was tied. he had to sit & listen to the awful engines’ roar, he ain’t gonna jump no more. ***** the days he’d lived & loved & laughed kept running through his mind; he thought about the girl back home- the one he’d left behind. he thought about the Medicals, _and wondered what they’d bind;_ he ain’t gonna jump no more.
it's actually a really interesting history! Skydiving was actually a concept for hundreds of years before there was actually any practical ways of executing the idea. Some drawings date back to 1100 CE (in China). I guess it's human nature to want to soar through the skies and get to somewhere you shouldn't and do something you shouldn't. The first actual skydiver was a frenchman (unfortunately). In 1797 (during the french revolution!!!!) Someone called André-Jacques Garnerin jumped from 2.000 to 3.000 feet high, although i'm not sure whether you could call it jumping. He made a contraption (very similar to a balloon) that would put him into freefall, a basket with a parachute attached, that would only start slowing him down relatively close to the ground, hence it is called "the first skydive". After the first skydive he wanted to do another one, but this time with a woman aboard. The French police was apparently convinced that female organs wouldn't be able to handle the decreased air pressure, so that never happened lol. anyways cool video
Kid, you have talent! 😂 These RUclips skits are pretty good and definitely better than %80 of the creators! Stay safe, keep your identity secure and make sure you have some adult guidance (until you you are 16 to 18) - there's too many weirdos, but you seem pretty bright and probably already know that. Anyway enough of the PSA - keep creating! Subscribed, new fan lil dude!
"Gonna be tough to let em live. Let alone actually get someone willing to pay to do that for fun." "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience" "Oh really?"
"Until they've fallen for a while" killed me. Like actually tears in my eyes. I cannot wait to see more of your videos dude. As a side note, you might bring the volume up just a bit on your videos.
I think activating the parachute too early is actually dangerous, since wind is much stronger at higher altitudes and could carry the person much further than intended or in extreme circumstances even rip apart the parachute
Don’t let us put too much pressure on you- We’re just relieved to see videos that are funny and made to have fun rather than to get views! Keep it up, your videos are great!
you genuinely seem like you put thought into you videos to make them comedic as well as not being a copy of popular videos, love the content, keep it up!!
The guy who invented paragliding: "ok but what if we jump off cliffs?"
You know what? I think I'll actually make that one.
@@Stoatly4 do it
@@Stoatly4 Looking forward to it
@@Stoatly4ur a w
HE DID IN FACT MAKE IT, TRIANGLESS@@Stoatly4
"No I'm saying that I could shove people out of planes as an activity for the people that I'm shoving" is a wild line I love this
This kid has a future
@@DevadeTaxes he should be an actor
Yep
And we're gonna be here watching his journey
0:46 "Sure I can, I do it all the time" ... what kind of psychotic pilot are you.
Serial pusher
THIS IS SUCH A REAL QUESTION ACTUALLY. what kind of deranged person came up with the idea of skydiving. who thought it was a good idea. for what purpose.
after parachutes they thought it would be fun to jump outta planes with parachutes
Same applies for bungee jumping, etc
Ok but the real question is... who's the guy who saw a cow nursing her calf and thought, "I want some of that."
imagine the guy was suicidal and jumped off a plane and then he realized "damn that was fun"
he was just a rookie trooper,
and he surely shook with fright.
he checked all his equipment,
and made sure his pack was tied.
he had to sit & listen to the awful engines’ roar,
he ain’t gonna jump no more.
*****
the days he’d lived & loved & laughed
kept running through his mind;
he thought about the girl back home-
the one he’d left behind.
he thought about the Medicals,
_and wondered what they’d bind;_
he ain’t gonna jump no more.
grab your "before he becomes famous" card
Ive grabbed mine lol.
For real lol. I recently started a playlist called "I'm calling it now, they're gonna be huge" and he went onto it immediately
I'm taking one.
Remember me!
very nice ryan george vibes
thats what I was thinking
and old jackpop with his roommates series
@@randomdots7758real. As well as ASDFmovies.
I"M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!
yea yea yea
What i think about in class instead of whatever the teacher yaps about:
Bro is immune to brainrot, protect him at all costs
Edit: Its a joke stop crying about it in the replies 🙏
so true
Lol yeah, so true
i have brain rot, so sigma bigama.
He is a role model for the next generation.
he is our only hope
hahaah the line : I guess we can make them not die . is brilliant
Oooooh, shoving people of the planes is tight. And surviving the fall is super easy, barely an inconvenience. I like it, I've decided
it's actually a really interesting history!
Skydiving was actually a concept for hundreds of years before there was actually any practical ways of executing the idea. Some drawings date back to 1100 CE (in China). I guess it's human nature to want to soar through the skies and get to somewhere you shouldn't and do something you shouldn't.
The first actual skydiver was a frenchman (unfortunately). In 1797 (during the french revolution!!!!) Someone called André-Jacques Garnerin jumped from 2.000 to 3.000 feet high, although i'm not sure whether you could call it jumping. He made a contraption (very similar to a balloon) that would put him into freefall, a basket with a parachute attached, that would only start slowing him down relatively close to the ground, hence it is called "the first skydive".
After the first skydive he wanted to do another one, but this time with a woman aboard. The French police was apparently convinced that female organs wouldn't be able to handle the decreased air pressure, so that never happened lol.
anyways cool video
omg its the sl guy
You can skydive without a parachute,but only once
If your parachute is broken while skydiving,you have the rest of your life to fix it
Kid, you have talent! 😂 These RUclips skits are pretty good and definitely better than %80 of the creators! Stay safe, keep your identity secure and make sure you have some adult guidance (until you you are 16 to 18) - there's too many weirdos, but you seem pretty bright and probably already know that.
Anyway enough of the PSA - keep creating! Subscribed, new fan lil dude!
Good shout!
Yeah, ditto!
KIDS ARE FUNNY AGAIN
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This kid has all the energy of Ryan George
I could listen to this kid read fanfiction in a perfectly stable voice and wouldn't even complain.
Mate you understand comedy timing way better then my way older ostolopical "friends"
Rare w gen alpha
"Gonna be tough to let em live. Let alone actually get someone willing to pay to do that for fun."
"Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
"Oh really?"
"Until they've fallen for a while" killed me. Like actually tears in my eyes. I cannot wait to see more of your videos dude.
As a side note, you might bring the volume up just a bit on your videos.
Remember the og viewers when you make it big my guy
Yes and the first fan account
@@ElianFuente-w2t yes sirrr
Stoatly is like the young version of Ryan George
Yes! A child making skits! Skits that are actually really funny! You are our savior!
I think I am going to leave this comment here just in case you ever make it in the entertainment industry kid. Good show I say.
i jumped out of a plane once, maybe like 25 years ago. it was awesome. do it when you’re still young because the landing is harsh on the knees
The fact no one reacted when blue shirt guy said he throw people out of planes on a regular basis is hilarious
You have very promising talent and you are very funny
100% you are gonna be viral calling it rn
the thumbnail is giving Daniel Thrasher
I can't wait to see this channel's journey
0:44
That “it’s not” sounds like it comes from experience 💀
i'm looking forward to you taking over the world as the most genuinely sane growing kid
1:00 - I was listening to you, alone, at 6AM, with earbuds in. I heard the quiet voices in the background and freaked out for a few seconds lol
yoooooo you had 160 subs yesterday and now almost 3k. Congrats!!! It's awesome seeing content like this again so keep it up
I think activating the parachute too early is actually dangerous, since wind is much stronger at higher altitudes and could carry the person much further than intended or in extreme circumstances even rip apart the parachute
This feels like OG youtube. Hoping for great things from you kiddo!
I love this content. I never felt less anxious watching any social media videos lately
Bro, no way, you had 600 subs earlier today and are already at 1k, how insane is that… 🤯
I had 49 about a week ago. 😅
@@Stoatly4you’re doing super great if people are finding you this fast!
2k now!
@@Stoatly4 How?! Tell us your secret!
bro 5k now is insane
Stoatly is absolutely the goat-ly
This is the greatest content creator of the past several years, a few more videos like this, it'll be of all time.
The fact that the guy said that he shoved people out of planes all the time before he talked about the parachutes is kinda concerning
Keep going lil guy, I can tell you love what you create, I hope you make it far
This is like Ryan George but not overly smiley
Bro this is just Grant Wisler but I actually can have volume on. Nice!
Love these videos! I love comedy sketches, and these are really good! Keep it up!
"Sure I can, I do it all the time" This is where you got me.
Wait till this guy finds out about rollercoasters
is it just me or does this guy have the same humor as ryan george?
This is the best kid in generation alpha, keep it up man!
Its giving Ryan George... Which is the highest compliment you could get
He is the next Ryan George
He has the brains of Ryan George, Steven He, Daniel Thrasher AND TomSka all in one.
You can tell where he got his inspiration from!
I think this kid is my spirit animal
This guy HAS to know Daniel Thrasher! They're just so similar! Both just as funny, they should do a duet!!
I was thinking Ryan George, but definitely
Don’t let us put too much pressure on you- We’re just relieved to see videos that are funny and made to have fun rather than to get views! Keep it up, your videos are great!
As a kid who is slightly older than you, what youre doing is so great! I tried to do youtube but it isnt the thing for me. Wish you the best of luck!
I can't wait for this kid to be on Dropout in 10 years.
idk how I found your channel, but I love your videos, keep it up man!
you give off daniel thrasher vibes.
or ryan george
i love your content and your ideas. i can see you becoming famous one day!
This feels like a ryan george video
I assumed this kid would have over 50k subs, but only 5k? Wow.
Im smelling some Ryan George inspiration
Bro went from barely 1k to almost 4K in under 24 hours.
these videos are fantastic, just found your channel keep it up my guy, you're really creative and funny
Love the thumbnail 💀
very very ryan george-esque, noice
We NEED more funny people like you!!
granny algo feeding us the best meals
your videos are genuinely so funny pls dont stop making them
reminds me of ryan george, and i'm watching this after stoatly's other sketches, they are very good lol
Genuinely funny and creative videos,you seem like a very kind hearted kid,keep it up.Subscribed🤟
If i had to guess ur definitely a ryan george enjoyer
Makes sense, thank you kindly Mr. Stoatly
Ur gonna get 100k in like a month at this rate bro keep it up
I look forward to seeing you pop up in my subsciber feed for as often as you dare to upload!
Ur gonna be goin places bro
That is true though! Skydiving sounds like murder out of context.
Found your channel and it is AMAZING!! If you keep this up, you will be comparable to Leonardo Da Vinci 😄
this kid is going places. Dont' know what places, but places.
Ben of the week vibes
you genuinely seem like you put thought into you videos to make them comedic as well as not being a copy of popular videos, love the content, keep it up!!
mini ryan george I love it
It’s like a young Ryan George
You are really good at this. You’re like Ryan george
as a member of gen alpha this is what we were supposed to be
Lil man’s going places
Only 9.32k subs? This is great!
remember me when you become a major filmmaker
My kind of humor.
the stuff I think about on a daily basis as a full grown adult
this guy has some skill in writing this so funny and creative lil dude
we will watch your career with great interest
Senator Palpatine
You are the best keep it up! I hope you go Viral. Can't wait to see where you go!
The first person he pushed out of a plane was tom cruise in mi6
yALL i finally found one of the last kids on the internet thats actually funny
This does remind me of ryan george videos. Very creative skits good work
This man is like the little brother of Daniel Thrasher
RUclips needs more videos like this
You got personality man 💪