HOW ANGRY CAN ONE MAN GET? | Cuphead - Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 6 дек 2017
  • It's finally time. I've put this off for far too long. It's time to play Cuphead...
    Now I've heard some rumors that this game is HARD and RAGE-INDUCING but I'll have you know that I am incredibly skilled when it comes to playing games so there's really nothing they can do to stop me! LET'S PLAY!!
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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @machin8593
    @machin8593 6 лет назад +4466

    "I get how this game could be difficult for some people who aren't good at games, but i am good at games !" *proceeds to fall to his death seconds before finishing the level*

  • @sanctifiedsuccubus2562
    @sanctifiedsuccubus2562 4 года назад +4116

    Mark: "I'm so good at games"
    *proceeds to actually plow through the level, kill the MINIBOSS with 1 hp left, and then leaps off a cliff because he forgot the Dash exists*
    Mark: *"I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move."*

    • @koseligbobil
      @koseligbobil 4 года назад +63

      I saw him miss it and i was like: fucking dash

    • @celticray9491
      @celticray9491 4 года назад +8

      Baroness Bloodrayne so did sr pelo

    • @helloiammeow3485
      @helloiammeow3485 4 года назад +46

      mark, after he already changed it to b specifically to make it better;

    • @TheHikonator
      @TheHikonator 4 года назад +7

      I've plowed through a regular level before without getting hit

    • @its_dooopy6067
      @its_dooopy6067 4 года назад +15

      i bet his chat was really annoyed

  • @danielmcnaughton3213
    @danielmcnaughton3213 2 года назад +3891

    Mark: "Is there some mechanic I'm missing here?"
    Everyone: "...yes."

  • @MEEITSME
    @MEEITSME 2 года назад +2542

    Mark: “I bet this game doesn’t get any harder than this”
    Everyone:👀👀👀

  • @havocarius
    @havocarius 6 лет назад +6540

    Mark: "I got this."
    Narrator: Mark, in fact, was not getting this.

    • @johnnythed1175
      @johnnythed1175 6 лет назад +165

      Bet everyone read this in Morgan Freeman's voice 😏

    • @havocarius
      @havocarius 6 лет назад +42

      Oh man I hope they did XD

    • @RadMaddy
      @RadMaddy 5 лет назад +23

      @Joseph Waters how dare you read my mind.

    • @reqq47
      @reqq47 5 лет назад +11

      Just like 48:21

    • @aidanjoemoore6846
      @aidanjoemoore6846 5 лет назад +2

      @Adhyastha Virendra learn english

  • @solitarycompany9523
    @solitarycompany9523 5 лет назад +4558

    "They lived without a care, under the watchful eye of the wise Elder Kettle."
    *Elder Kettle sleeps in the background*

    • @sakume7969
      @sakume7969 4 года назад +201

      Accurate parenting for most people.

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 4 года назад +13

      666 likessssss!

    • @GmShyGuy
      @GmShyGuy 4 года назад +11

      Boi, i scrolled to your comment at the EXACT time that Mark started to read it, lmao!

    • @jellyjonah
      @jellyjonah 4 года назад +19

      Yes very "watchful"

    • @ichikaowo8518
      @ichikaowo8518 4 года назад +7

      He's not sleeping he's just thinking and Concentrating how else would he knows they got into trouble without being told.

  • @ohantzx1107
    @ohantzx1107 2 года назад +719

    These are the types of games we get when the devs take their time on and not being rushed. Absolute masterpiece.

    • @qwarev6451
      @qwarev6451 Год назад +6

      This game took 3 years to make!!! [I Think]

    • @tricycleguy.1702
      @tricycleguy.1702 Год назад +22

      @@qwarev6451 I think it took longer, judging by the 2013 trailer of CUPHEAD.

    • @zerointerest9297
      @zerointerest9297 Год назад +27

      @@tricycleguy.1702 I'm pretty sure they said it took like 7 years or something, I may be wrong tho

    • @Mephistopheles_1480ad
      @Mephistopheles_1480ad Год назад +24

      Everything was hand drawn so it's understandable

    • @arethaInfo
      @arethaInfo 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Mephistopheles_1480adyeah im an animator and i don't have any pen and stuff. I felt pain and mine doesn't even have colour and stuff! They work really-really hard

  • @nahueltorresramirez8841
    @nahueltorresramirez8841 2 года назад +983

    Mark: Why cant we be friends? you seem like a lovely lady
    Hilda Berg: Becouse you want to take my *soul* ?

  • @Rain-np7tk
    @Rain-np7tk 3 года назад +7299

    Mark when he's serious: DEEP VOICE
    Mark when he's mad: a mouse

    • @BlxxdLxst17
      @BlxxdLxst17 3 года назад +96

      and dreams a tea kettle. Jack’s a potato

    • @maxout5346
      @maxout5346 3 года назад +8

      You need to dadh to make the jump

    • @maxout5346
      @maxout5346 3 года назад +10

      Sorry dash my dog hit my hand with her face

    • @laurajarpe1541
      @laurajarpe1541 3 года назад +17

      “Noooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ”

    • @pestylucas7406
      @pestylucas7406 3 года назад +4

      Memento mori

  • @justynbornes6878
    @justynbornes6878 4 года назад +3749

    Marks brain: Parry that
    Mark: why?
    Marks brain: you must

  • @TheDarksaphira
    @TheDarksaphira 2 года назад +234

    I think my favorite moments of gameplay are when Mark is simply reduced to weird shrieks and paniced noises instead of actual commentary on anything. Like, the times when actual speech leaves him is the absolute best.
    I wouldn't last five minutes in this game btw, so I respect Mark a lot for getting anything done while being reduced to that level.

    • @Starlight-ms3jx
      @Starlight-ms3jx 5 месяцев назад +3

      2nd island is where I'm stuck lol. I can't beat any of those bosses yet

    • @izzy_izzy_izzybelle
      @izzy_izzy_izzybelle 4 месяца назад +5

      agreed - its haaarrrdddd. i had embarrassingly enough trouble with the root pack and goopy. it took me and my bf soooo many attempts to get through forest follies!!! now we're stuck on the damn frogs :')

    • @Stratilex
      @Stratilex 4 месяца назад +2

      I've been stuck on Grim Matchstick for like 2 years (I just haven't played that much)

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Месяц назад

      34:25

  • @nerdicperson6235
    @nerdicperson6235 2 года назад +347

    I just love how he manually changed the Dash button and then in his first Run 'n' Gun he forgot COMPLETELY the existance of ghe Dash button--

  • @hopefullynotanidiot7072
    @hopefullynotanidiot7072 3 года назад +3493

    "I PARRIED THAT!" sums up a lot of my playing

    • @CombatComet
      @CombatComet 3 года назад +45

      EXACTLY!!! Ugh! It’s so annoying. :(

    • @ArtificerProductions
      @ArtificerProductions 3 года назад +34

      I say that every time dark souls ignores me performing a *frame perfect* parry and killed me anyway.

    • @bobcats2889
      @bobcats2889 3 года назад +1

      Same😭

    • @pocketpen7545
      @pocketpen7545 3 года назад +1

      SAME

    • @yeezus.is.king.
      @yeezus.is.king. 3 года назад +11

      @@ArtificerProductions Parrying in the souls games is so tough. Especially in Bloodborne

  • @cosmicsailor8733
    @cosmicsailor8733 4 года назад +2857

    “I enjoy normalcy” he says, while playing a 1930’s styled game where you collect souls for the devil as a cup

    • @theeternalsuperstar3773
      @theeternalsuperstar3773 4 года назад +52

      And that's weird how?

    • @ryannallen4795
      @ryannallen4795 4 года назад +43

      Not as weird as some games I've seen

    • @KuhTuhKuh
      @KuhTuhKuh 4 года назад +43

      Most normal game I’ve ever seen

    • @sdw3650
      @sdw3650 4 года назад +15

      its still amazing though

    • @stoked-6996
      @stoked-6996 4 года назад +31

      I mean, it's designed after 30s cartoons. Of course it's normal.

  • @angelpadilla3113
    @angelpadilla3113 2 года назад +117

    Mark: "why can't we get along?"
    Man, you're literally collecting their souls and giving them to The Devil, what kind of response do you expect.

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon 2 года назад +131

    Mark: “this game’s so scary”
    3 scary games series: “am I a joke to you?”

  • @pizza_crust6771
    @pizza_crust6771 4 года назад +4008

    Jack: I hate bosses I just like levels
    Mark: I love bosses

    • @di0sm3lls61
      @di0sm3lls61 4 года назад +38

      Peanut Butter are the bosses levels at this point maybe the run and guns are actually bosses

    • @jacobhoekman6865
      @jacobhoekman6865 4 года назад +32

      Mark: I don't need damage I need FIRE RATE!!

    • @jacobhoekman6865
      @jacobhoekman6865 4 года назад +7

      Mark: I don't need damage I need FIRE RATE!

    • @monicareams4682
      @monicareams4682 4 года назад +10

      Peanut Butter I like bosses too 😢

    • @romza.6207
      @romza.6207 4 года назад +7

      I just watched jacks series I got cuphead on my switch and I’m watching marks

  • @justarandompan3021
    @justarandompan3021 2 года назад +6224

    Constellation Lady: Turns into Gemini, the twins
    Mark: Ah, the two lovers

    • @Maxine_5674
      @Maxine_5674 2 года назад +474

      It's even funnier because Gemini is a depiction of twin brothers 🤣

    • @23wfp
      @23wfp 2 года назад +440

      sweet home alabama

    • @Jessisabore
      @Jessisabore 2 года назад +52

      Ima gemini have a sister and i loved that😅

    • @sirkwan5971
      @sirkwan5971 2 года назад +66

      Sweet home Alabama

    • @chagorith
      @chagorith 2 года назад +25

      @@Maxine_5674 sweeeet hoooome alabama

  • @ratherbesailing7692
    @ratherbesailing7692 2 года назад +240

    Just wanted to say that, I have watched this series probably 15 or so times all the way through, watching it every 4 months or so for 5 years. It's just my absolute favorite series. I had a really difficult day today and an intense medical procedure, and I get home to see this in my recommendations. Thank you Mark, for the best goddamn pick-me-up ever. Time to re-binge this whole series!

    • @arisan4771
      @arisan4771 Год назад +4

      I love this series too it’s my favorite and I watch it any time I can, I hope your medical procedure went well and it’s nice to find my people here in the comments

    • @cooldude8475
      @cooldude8475 Год назад +2

      I am also rewatching rn! this series gives me a lot of serotonin.

    • @stijn4771
      @stijn4771 Месяц назад

      Hope you are doing well man. I'm also going through a lot of medical stuff atm, and discovering this series has been a lifesaver. I totally get you haha

  • @lil.accident
    @lil.accident 2 года назад +101

    "I bet this game doesn't get any harder than this."
    Famous last words

  • @mysticalhuntress28
    @mysticalhuntress28 3 года назад +1519

    Have you noticed, every time Mark says he’s skillful.....he dies
    Skill = Death

  • @johnnyjacksted6528
    @johnnyjacksted6528 3 года назад +8436

    Mark: “I’m incredibly skilled at games”
    *Forgets he can dash, can duck, and that he has a special*

    • @NAJALU
      @NAJALU 3 года назад +51

      ITT: a master course in missing blatant sarcasm.

    • @graphkid
      @graphkid 3 года назад +124

      Forgets he can dash, duck, has special, and different guns for ALL situations

    • @johnnyjacksted6528
      @johnnyjacksted6528 3 года назад +69

      @@NAJALU N. L.: a master course in missing blatant jokes.

    • @theknightowl2745
      @theknightowl2745 3 года назад +2

      He didn’t go to the maseliom yet

    • @theknightowl2745
      @theknightowl2745 3 года назад +2

      You know you need to go there to get a special

  • @buggibii
    @buggibii 9 месяцев назад +23

    It's SHOCKING how this game was considered a "Rage Game" all those years ago. Back when any game that was deemed difficult had the label slapped onto it before anyone thought to ask... like why? Game hard? Yes. Game unfair? No. Game inconsistent? No. Game buggy? No. Game look bad? Absolutely not. Rage game? No. I'm glad that title for this game has since faded away, because it was honestly super unfair to what this game actually was, which was a fantastic and challenging run-n-gunner.

    • @eeviee7
      @eeviee7 9 месяцев назад +3

      this is actually a very good comment and I'm surprised to see it in the 'newest' section of a 5 year old video. you explained this very well, and you're absolutely right :)

    • @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
      @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 5 дней назад +1

      Yeah,if im not mistaken this was around the time of Bennett Foddy so anything hard that made you annoyed was a rage game

  • @slizzlejizzle408
    @slizzlejizzle408 2 года назад +55

    I love how respectful goopy is, such a gentleman

  • @drak0056
    @drak0056 5 лет назад +3511

    "I imagine I'm gonna be dashing a lot"
    *proceeds to not use dash for another 10 minutes*

  • @tristanpuskarov9872
    @tristanpuskarov9872 3 года назад +2530

    “Can I parry that?” pretty much sums up all of Cuphead

    • @krazykalie187
      @krazykalie187 3 года назад +13

      Yessir

    • @draco4569
      @draco4569 3 года назад +110

      If you have the Whetstone charm, the question instead becomes "Should I parry that?"

    • @minionyou9167
      @minionyou9167 2 года назад +11

      @@draco4569 You're both right

    • @nicholausstevens1262
      @nicholausstevens1262 2 года назад +11

      Dark souls in a nutshell

    • @ZNecks17
      @ZNecks17 2 года назад

      @if u read this than u gae yeah it's the most useless charm imo

  • @oxos_pass
    @oxos_pass 2 года назад +75

    Mark:I bet this game doesn’t get any harder then this
    me still waking up in the middle of the night screaming Werner Werman

    • @Kolblucky
      @Kolblucky 2 года назад +5

      For me Werner is one of the easy bosses

    • @dominikvansickle2662
      @dominikvansickle2662 2 года назад +6

      @@Kolblucky some of his stuff is kinda bs but otherwise it’s pretty easy

    • @sheiladesnoo8649
      @sheiladesnoo8649 Год назад +3

      @@dominikvansickle2662 i love his music

    • @random_annoying_kid7371
      @random_annoying_kid7371 2 месяца назад

      For me it's Rumor HoneyBottoms.. I still can't get past her 😭

  • @berserkskeleton762
    @berserkskeleton762 Год назад +44

    i find it amazing that even when screaming his head off mark still manages to keep a grin on his face.

  • @irishone1012
    @irishone1012 4 года назад +9273

    I love how every time that I can’t find something interesting to watch on RUclips, I always come back to either Mark’s or Jack’s cuphead or any older series

  • @lrkcm373
    @lrkcm373 3 года назад +7370

    Mark: *starts game* I’m very skilled
    Also Mark: *Immediately forgets 1/3 of his controls*

    • @douvari
      @douvari 2 года назад +81

      Not 1/3 3/4

    • @dirtman3625
      @dirtman3625 2 года назад +11

      Nice pfp

    • @ladycavalier
      @ladycavalier 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @LSK2K
      @LSK2K 2 года назад +7

      We've all seen that profile picture.

    • @eterty8335
      @eterty8335 2 года назад +2

      @@LSK2K Wait really?

  • @moottoriturpa7257
    @moottoriturpa7257 2 года назад +23

    I just love how many times Mark dies at the last phase and is already screaming his lungs out. Then while screaming he notices that he was just next to finish flag and grows 2 extra lungs so he can add even more volume to his screaming of frustration xDDD I love this game. Can't wait the DLC 8)

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Месяц назад +1

      i dont think he playing that dlc anytime soon

    • @moottoriturpa7257
      @moottoriturpa7257 Месяц назад +1

      @@Killbayne Someday perhaps.... Someday 😂👌

  • @aquarii_76
    @aquarii_76 4 месяца назад +5

    As a huge astrology nerd Hilda Berg turning into different zodiacs and seeing the constellations before she did made my entire day

  • @disappointeddegenerate3186
    @disappointeddegenerate3186 4 года назад +1651

    2:52
    >“You boys have gotten into”
    >everything is entirely Cuphead’s fault.

  • @BoodaPooks
    @BoodaPooks 3 года назад +9943

    I love how everyone was equally terrible at this game when they first played

    • @brandoncolon3047
      @brandoncolon3047 3 года назад +123

      I wasnt i was really bad at the bosses the run and gun levels i was great at bosses like grim matchstick mr kingdice and the devil stomped me for a long time

    • @therealfantxm7311
      @therealfantxm7311 3 года назад +378

      @@brandoncolon3047 considering the majority of the levels are bosses and most if not all run and gun levels are optional, you were still statistically bad,

    • @brandoncolon3047
      @brandoncolon3047 3 года назад +81

      @@therealfantxm7311 yea but the games still extremely fun and the game is consistantly more fair that other games with dodgy mechanics

    • @therealfantxm7311
      @therealfantxm7311 3 года назад +37

      @@brandoncolon3047 indeed

    • @brandoncolon3047
      @brandoncolon3047 3 года назад +16

      @@therealfantxm7311 have u tried the game carrion its an indy game were ur the horror its got puzzles and back tracking but its so fun

  • @CrimsonThePhantom
    @CrimsonThePhantom 2 месяца назад +4

    I love how mark voiced King dice and the devil cause the way he does it makes them sound exactly like in the show

  • @tomasmorgado2373
    @tomasmorgado2373 2 года назад +24

    "I bet this game doesn't get any harder that that"
    Mark: The Karma Legend

  • @aleesha107
    @aleesha107 3 года назад +8312

    the fact that people are still here warms my heart.
    edit: it’s 2022 and people are still here you guys are awesome! we’ve been revived from the dlc and the cuphead show

    • @v0yyds0da
      @v0yyds0da 2 года назад +125

      for me its cause this is a nice cozy series :)

    • @Flower-wn3zf
      @Flower-wn3zf 2 года назад +65

      I'm just here because nostalgia :))

    • @catszs
      @catszs 2 года назад +15

      :)

    • @FrillyDisaster
      @FrillyDisaster 2 года назад +46

      His older videos of him playing more iconic and popular games are basically bound to get views years later

    • @panstasieq9726
      @panstasieq9726 2 года назад +5

      Oi

  • @clappachino9976
    @clappachino9976 2 года назад +3389

    “I’m not sure why this frog turned into a fan”
    Good Sir, one frog went into another and turned into a slot machine!

    • @Slithery
      @Slithery 2 года назад +75

      I see no problem here

    • @cresilerebus
      @cresilerebus 2 года назад +79

      the frog did *what?* 😃📸

    • @plushcat4238
      @plushcat4238 2 года назад +71

      @@Slithery totally normal thing that happens in the wild!

    • @reddragon6174
      @reddragon6174 2 года назад +2

      @@badmotorfingr They were making a joke

    • @chagorith
      @chagorith 2 года назад +25

      @@cresilerebus one frog inserted itself into another and they turned into a slot machine

  • @-melodiesnmemories-8306
    @-melodiesnmemories-8306 2 года назад +40

    Thanks mark for keeping me occupied while my mother fights in the next room, it really helped me keep my head straight

    • @Arichu_
      @Arichu_ 2 года назад +3

      Ayo same

    • @taniaroman5857
      @taniaroman5857 Год назад +5

      I am genuinely sorry that happened to you. Hope you're doing much better now

    • @Gilgilbert.
      @Gilgilbert. Год назад +4

      @@Arichu_ is this common now? Watching cuphead while your mom fights

    • @Arichu_
      @Arichu_ Год назад +3

      @@Gilgilbert. yeah dude happening rn

  • @no0b_27
    @no0b_27 2 года назад +21

    seeing how much he struggled on Goopy makes me very excited for when he gets to the harder levels

  • @notluke2410
    @notluke2410 4 года назад +3511

    Let me get this straight, he remembered the parry...
    But he forgot the god damn dash?

    • @Harri_The_Killer
      @Harri_The_Killer 4 года назад +57

      Lol i never learn to parry but i am master at using dash

    • @Zeasly
      @Zeasly 4 года назад +100

      mark is trained in the art of the uno reverse card

    • @morpheus6419
      @morpheus6419 4 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @twigs1014
      @twigs1014 4 года назад +61

      Mark remembered the Parry and forgot the Dash, Jack remembered the Dash but forgot the Parry

    • @celticray9491
      @celticray9491 4 года назад +6

      Y. E. P.

  • @highguy0678
    @highguy0678 2 года назад +3977

    "I'd be a lot easier with 2 players"
    Oh, mark. If only he knew

    • @peepeee06
      @peepeee06 2 года назад +1004

      Istg playing cuphead coop ruined the loving relationship between me and my brother

    • @evanbleakley8102
      @evanbleakley8102 2 года назад +60

      So true

    • @notaperson6540
      @notaperson6540 2 года назад +35

      LOL

    • @highguy0678
      @highguy0678 2 года назад +24

      @@peepeee06 hahaha

    • @lxhi_jaoh9406
      @lxhi_jaoh9406 2 года назад +436

      @@peepeee06Ikr!
      “REVIVE ME ALREADY!”
      “KEEP UP!”
      “JUMP!”

  • @olivi3r20
    @olivi3r20 2 года назад +74

    Mark : lemme map the buttons so that I can easily do something that I might be required to use frequently
    Also Mark : *forgets about it two levels after*

  • @bigfatfish564
    @bigfatfish564 Год назад +17

    The amount of passion that he puts into *schlappa* is honestly inspirational

  • @refrigerator20plays13
    @refrigerator20plays13 5 лет назад +1459

    Mark: This is easy
    10 minutes later
    Mark: *I AM FULL OF FEAR*

    • @Tensei_Sama
      @Tensei_Sama 4 года назад

      SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Yes-sb6qr
      @Yes-sb6qr 4 года назад

      Sorry itz feer

    • @Random-we8te
      @Random-we8te 4 года назад

      @@Yes-sb6qr Are you kidding, this is a joke right?

    • @ikelldagay1801
      @ikelldagay1801 4 года назад

      @@Random-we8te i think he wasn't joking, I think he thought he was right

    • @toddlindsay8846
      @toddlindsay8846 7 месяцев назад

      Yo, I need a volunteer!
      Mark just collapsed in fear!

  • @CheeseBlaster
    @CheeseBlaster 4 года назад +1419

    "I dont like weird, I like normalness"
    Unnus Annus begs to differ

    • @meloncat5900
      @meloncat5900 4 года назад +18

      Yes he has done many MANY weird things.

    • @LeMoisturizer
      @LeMoisturizer 4 года назад +45

      Starts laughing in sex toy breakfast

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @BabuBabu-ip6oh
      @BabuBabu-ip6oh 4 года назад +17

      *UN-NUS ANN-US*
      *UN-NUS ANN-US*

    • @kamikazi6299
      @kamikazi6299 4 года назад +10

      Unnus Annus is literally just anus twice but with more letters

  • @oreo_innit_gacha1882
    @oreo_innit_gacha1882 2 года назад +13

    I love that a bunch of people are revisiting again! It’s just nice to go back and watch older videos and see others are too! 😁

  • @salvatoremanno8625
    @salvatoremanno8625 2 года назад +4

    The color pink: *exist*
    Mark: S L A P

  • @XBILLYXLOOMISX
    @XBILLYXLOOMISX 2 года назад +3813

    Mark: "Im very skilled at games."
    *Seconds later* Mark: *Forgot dash existed and died*

  • @MegaLars10
    @MegaLars10 3 года назад +1749

    Twins starsign: exists
    Mark: the two lovers

    • @galactic-hamster7043
      @galactic-hamster7043 3 года назад +134

      Gemini: exists
      Mark: well, guess their lovers

    • @enlov3863
      @enlov3863 3 года назад +8

      Who cares

    • @ecksspot8497
      @ecksspot8497 3 года назад +31

      @@enlov3863 dude they made their comment a month ago

    • @creek388
      @creek388 3 года назад +35

      @@enlov3863 obviously they do idiot

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +51

      🎶sweet home Alabama🎶

  • @SpringBonPlays
    @SpringBonPlays 2 года назад +13

    Mark: I bet it doesn't get much harder than this.
    Me, who has barely beaten any of it on simple: wait for the clowns and the candy

  • @nathanieltheoneandonly5933
    @nathanieltheoneandonly5933 3 года назад +662

    Somewhere in an alternate timeline, Cuphead rolled a 12 and got all of the Devil's loot

    • @simonsalty
      @simonsalty 3 года назад +162

      And the game is you playing as the Devil to reconquer your riches by collecting your due souls.

    • @reddragon6174
      @reddragon6174 2 года назад +23

      In Craps I'm pretty sure a 7 is the winning roll

    • @Pokesefasaa
      @Pokesefasaa 2 года назад +37

      thing is, the dice are rigged, its the literal devil, he would rig the dice and never lose

    • @reddragon6174
      @reddragon6174 2 года назад +45

      @@Pokesefasaa If you pay attention the Devil was the one to hand them the die so on that note it would only make sense if they were rigged.

    • @fatcoccgirl
      @fatcoccgirl 2 года назад +2

      The end.

  • @1molOfMoles
    @1molOfMoles 4 года назад +614

    Markiplier: “I can’t double jump so what is it expecting me to do?”
    Me: *”hmm”s in dash*

    • @EuantheFurry
      @EuantheFurry 3 года назад +2

      341 likes and no replies.

    • @blazeberryz3240
      @blazeberryz3240 3 года назад +4

      everybody forgets dash I get triggered by it

    • @ramean6930
      @ramean6930 3 года назад +1

      420 likes boys don’t like it again

    • @therebelofchaos1674
      @therebelofchaos1674 3 года назад +1

      Seriously. I love how people call this game hard and bullshit and then DON'T do the things that the tutorial spoon feeds you. Jesus. It triggers the fuck out of me.

    • @dangyoujeny
      @dangyoujeny 3 года назад +1

      I was yelling at my phone, I’m sure he can hear me

  • @Eli-7528
    @Eli-7528 Год назад +38

    Everyone Else: I might try being a Pacifist in this Run & Gun! Markiplier: *Attempts Manslaughter to everything pink*

  • @lordloggy
    @lordloggy 4 месяца назад +4

    Mark: "I'm very good at shmups!"
    Also Mark: "SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPP"

  • @kryzai9302
    @kryzai9302 6 лет назад +500

    Mark: I'm probably going to use Dash a lot.
    **forgets about it**

  • @adon3908
    @adon3908 2 года назад +1713

    Mark: "I don't like weird, I like normalcy".
    Also Mark: UNUS ANNUS

    • @AnEldritchBeing
      @AnEldritchBeing 2 года назад +22

      I mean...
      Unus annus is as normal as you can get-

    • @bangbi1067
      @bangbi1067 2 года назад +14

      As mark can get you mean

    • @arethaInfo
      @arethaInfo 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@bangbi1067wha

    • @l3g0b0y6
      @l3g0b0y6 7 месяцев назад +1

      So you joined our cult?

  • @kaelfleay2750
    @kaelfleay2750 Год назад +2

    18:42 "I think and therefor I not am"
    very sophisticated

  • @sandrafunacc1
    @sandrafunacc1 Год назад +8

    I love the steady Mark bluster throughout this whole thing.

  • @Shamrocker-
    @Shamrocker- 3 года назад +710

    Jack: I dont wanna do just bosses all the time! Can i do an actual level please?
    Mark: *i like how its mostly bosses its fun*

    • @lilyjacobs4296
      @lilyjacobs4296 3 года назад +26

      And Jacks favorite game is an all boss game lol

    • @pocketpen7545
      @pocketpen7545 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @yungbxnny6506
      @yungbxnny6506 3 года назад +5

      I'm getting back into cuphead and I want on my xbox so bad again 🙄

    • @bETTY.alt.0
      @bETTY.alt.0 3 года назад

      *P a t h e t i c*

    • @KarpetBurn
      @KarpetBurn 3 года назад +4

      The duality of man

  • @cartoonmaster2401
    @cartoonmaster2401 3 года назад +881

    Mark: *casually reads the devil's lines*
    Random Encounters: *"HE'S PERFECT!!!"*

  • @daninapan983
    @daninapan983 Год назад +14

    His papa kettle voice is so good

  • @fredbread2112
    @fredbread2112 Год назад +7

    Mark: "I'm so good at games, guys!"
    Ribby & Croaks: *"Are you sure about that?"*

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 3 года назад +1086

    I love how the colors of their shoes and gloves change constantly as to resemble how old timey cartoons were very inconsistent as to how they colored their characters in different promo or animations

    • @elid2975
      @elid2975 2 года назад +61

      Yeah i love the details in this game, can’t for the next one :)

    • @thatgayrat6635
      @thatgayrat6635 2 года назад +47

      Dude I never noticed that- that's really cool! Ty for pointing that out

    • @lanibl4596
      @lanibl4596 2 года назад +48

      For example, in 25:09 the gloves are yellow, while in most of the gameplay they are white.

    • @Bruvv845
      @Bruvv845 2 года назад +28

      4 FREAKING YEARS AND I NEVER NOTICED THAT

    • @yoshiakidesuu5934
      @yoshiakidesuu5934 2 года назад +2

      damuu

  • @ameliajales5307
    @ameliajales5307 2 года назад +610

    “How angry can one man get?”
    Mark, you literally threw your chair.

    • @blueslime5787
      @blueslime5787 2 года назад

      No he didn’t throw his chair

    • @dusttalebrainrot
      @dusttalebrainrot 2 года назад +16

      @@blueslime5787 yes he did

    • @scarletcosplay1996
      @scarletcosplay1996 2 года назад +19

      @@blueslime5787 he threw his chair when he played Getting Over It

    • @kylebroflovski9474
      @kylebroflovski9474 2 года назад +31

      chair abuse is real.. chairs all over the world are sadly getting abused by raging gamers..

    • @-1rene_H3r3-
      @-1rene_H3r3- 2 года назад +4

      Mark: I’m gonna try not to rage to hard
      Also Mark:

  • @BroomstickTache
    @BroomstickTache Год назад +10

    I'm glad people still come back to watch this masterpiece 💙

  • @ashewhtt
    @ashewhtt 2 года назад +4

    4 years later, i still continue to say “SLAPPA” whenever i see something pink.

  • @emminycricket
    @emminycricket 4 года назад +466

    Between his voice, the music, and the length this is good to fall asleep to.

    • @succmanutz8370
      @succmanutz8370 4 года назад +60

      The occasional screams put me right to sleep 🤣🤣🤣

    • @homosexualblobfish2746
      @homosexualblobfish2746 3 года назад +50

      Ah yes... I love to sleep to the sound of “STUPID, STUPID, STUPID”

    • @UncleGrunt
      @UncleGrunt 3 года назад +4

      Talks too much shite

    • @electricanimations6183
      @electricanimations6183 3 года назад +2

      You should see jacksepticeyes video on 'gnog' if you want to sleep to stuff

    • @MikaylaROL
      @MikaylaROL 3 года назад +1

      Right? 😂 except then you have to re-watch it to understand what happened 😂

  • @tottivit656
    @tottivit656 4 года назад +205

    Mark at the beginning: "Why don't I bind the dash to B if im gonna use it a lot?"
    10 minutes later, "Am I supposed to be able to make this jump?"

  • @ninasilverrose6299
    @ninasilverrose6299 2 года назад +4

    "I forgot that was a thing!" Sums up most of this video 😂

  • @mayapapayaaaaaa
    @mayapapayaaaaaa Год назад +6

    popped into my recommended 5 years or so later, this is why i love youtube

  • @yes_____
    @yes_____ 3 года назад +909

    Mark on practically every level: “I got this”
    Also him forgetting the controls you need in order to win: *Guess I’ll die*

  • @arisniro3167
    @arisniro3167 6 лет назад +780

    I've never seen a character so eager to defeat the player even its gravestone starts fighting you.

    • @simingmu8092
      @simingmu8092 6 лет назад +2

      Aris Niro goooopa

    • @chandlerbooth5314
      @chandlerbooth5314 6 лет назад +2

      Aris Niro that pfp tho. Matt Cohen ftw

    • @ipukeglittr
      @ipukeglittr 6 лет назад +1

      Love your pf!!

    • @theredsheep4677
      @theredsheep4677 6 лет назад

      Aris Niro whhhaaaaattttt

    • @aryaglover823
      @aryaglover823 6 лет назад +4

      Did you know that on the Minecraft game in the morning all the monsters will set on fire, but the zombies before they died they will try to hug you so you die.

  • @lizzy-xplr
    @lizzy-xplr 2 года назад +13

    Mark: “Hi guys.” Jack: “TOP OF THE MORNING!!!”

  • @todoroniwastaken3999
    @todoroniwastaken3999 2 года назад +6

    Mark: "Ah, I bet this game doesn't get any harder than this
    Also Mark: *Complaining about how hard it is*

  • @velvetstorm3496
    @velvetstorm3496 6 лет назад +417

    Mark: “Why can’t ‘B’ be dash?”
    Me: Because you press ‘B’ to *blow*

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 5 лет назад +364

    "This forest needs to calm the hell down."
    I will not let this quote die. XD

    • @mattgaming6127
      @mattgaming6127 5 лет назад

      Mr. Original same

    • @username-lk7pz
      @username-lk7pz 5 лет назад

      You keep it alive

    • @eggwaffle8496
      @eggwaffle8496 5 лет назад

      Keep it ALIVE

    • @theollygamiking8326
      @theollygamiking8326 5 лет назад

      It shall never die.
      P.S.: Are we allowed to recycle the quote on order to not let it die?
      P.P.S.: For example: "This tree needs to calm the hell down."

  • @tyrique1196
    @tyrique1196 8 месяцев назад +6

    No matter when the video was made Markiplier always delivered

  • @troglodyteking3848
    @troglodyteking3848 2 года назад +10

    17:22
    "No i won't inhale your dong"
    -Markiplier

  • @nickythehickey
    @nickythehickey 3 года назад +605

    “You have until midnight tomorrow”
    Considering hilda berg took three days by herself I don’t think I’m gonna make that deadline...

    • @dmytriibelobrov2700
      @dmytriibelobrov2700 3 года назад +28

      Meanwhile, I beat the game but can’t beat the fucking coo-coo bird on expert

    • @048_bxo
      @048_bxo 3 года назад +12

      @Maya King : Hilda Berg’s the Blimp / Crescent Moon woman (red dress)

    • @minitech5238
      @minitech5238 2 года назад +12

      @@dmytriibelobrov2700 for me, all the air bosses are easy, besides, that one (and by that one i mean the robo dude)

    • @da_stupid_derpywolf3032
      @da_stupid_derpywolf3032 2 года назад +15

      I started playing on 2017 and literally just beat it 3 days ago took me 4 years🤣

    • @leannehetherington2164
      @leannehetherington2164 2 года назад +3

      @@minitech5238 Damn even the genie? That guy always gets me :(

  • @thedreamingcosmonaut5660
    @thedreamingcosmonaut5660 5 лет назад +929

    "I'm good at games"
    (jumps into pit and dies)

    • @Tensei_Sama
      @Tensei_Sama 4 года назад +2

      yup and same on many MANY levels

    • @erovaik
      @erovaik 4 года назад +1

      😂👌🏼

    • @thepearrises4176
      @thepearrises4176 3 года назад +1

      Why dident he buy the triple

    • @krazykalie187
      @krazykalie187 3 года назад

      @@Babblium I use the gun too... I suck butt with-out it... but at the same time I agree...

  • @lucasevans2258
    @lucasevans2258 2 года назад +8

    sat here sobbing, just had a mental breakdown and decided to re visit markiplier's vids ive never been happier

  • @Soupytimeee
    @Soupytimeee Год назад +3

    I see so many people talking about the fact he completely forgot about dash but he also completely forgot about the ex attack which is also so helpful 😂 great seeing how everyone was so helpless right when starting it was overwhelming but in the most fun way possible

  • @coffeebin
    @coffeebin 5 лет назад +248

    5:13 "I imagine I'm gonna be dashing a lot." *_goes on to forget about dash_*

    • @coobeeethics4856
      @coobeeethics4856 5 лет назад +1

      Made a mistake for double jumping 😂😂😂

  • @starmanexe7721
    @starmanexe7721 4 года назад +419

    Friendly, cartoonish game
    Mark: ALL I KNOW IS DEATH

  • @Itskiranotkiara
    @Itskiranotkiara 2 года назад +9

    it's been 5 years since this game came out, and I've literally just figured out that you can parry those butterflies in this run&gun.

  • @JackKennedy1987
    @JackKennedy1987 2 года назад +2

    Mark: “My homing bullsh..”
    Me: LOLBIT

  • @qbz4386
    @qbz4386 3 года назад +490

    Cuphead: parry
    me, an intellectual: slappa

    • @Zorbrek
      @Zorbrek 3 года назад +5

      @Some Terrible Animators the sloop droop

    • @G0blinM0de
      @G0blinM0de 3 года назад +2

      @@Zorbrek the sloop went droop

  • @mildcheddarpreston7291
    @mildcheddarpreston7291 3 года назад +507

    "I don't think this game will get any harder than this!"
    Oh, Markiplier, you're in for a tough time.

    • @krazykalie187
      @krazykalie187 3 года назад +4

      Yes, yes he is...

    • @tristanhickey420
      @tristanhickey420 2 года назад +3

      Can’t wait for dr.kahls robot :)

    • @Bird18272
      @Bird18272 2 года назад +3

      @@tristanhickey420 he already beat the game 3 years ago

    • @neonzplayz5060
      @neonzplayz5060 2 года назад

      You’re gonna have a bad time

    • @letmedie76
      @letmedie76 2 года назад +1

      *getting over it intensifies*

  • @duringthespring6065
    @duringthespring6065 2 года назад +3

    Mark over half the video: "WHERE'S THE PARRY?!", "SLAPPA!", "I PARRIED THAT!"

  • @TylerSpiers-ql1bj
    @TylerSpiers-ql1bj 4 месяца назад +4

    Me watching Mark foaming from the mouth
    Me: D A S H

    • @Rhino-W
      @Rhino-W 4 месяца назад

      Happy birthday 😮😮😮😮

  • @wahlflower3517
    @wahlflower3517 6 лет назад +505

    I know we joke about how bad Mark is at games. But let's be real for a second, Mark made so much more progress in the space of an hour than Jack did.

    • @artygirl66
      @artygirl66 6 лет назад +49

      Wahl Flower True, but Jack also takes a little more time to look at stuff while Mark kinda runs through everything quicker.

    • @ariaxox8071
      @ariaxox8071 6 лет назад +39

      Yeah, but I feel like Mark is more of a speed runner in this game whereas Jack is more like a completionist, I guess?

    • @Glaugan
      @Glaugan 6 лет назад +14

      Wahl Flower Well, it's obvious that mark didn't played games like mega man or the like. The configuration he used here was all over the place, not suitable for a smooth game play if you ask me.

    • @MrsCurioCheerio
      @MrsCurioCheerio 6 лет назад +19

      Avalon Dragneel {Girliplier} I think that depends of the game though. Mark can definitely be very thorough when playing games -almost a little too thorough- which is why I watch his gameplay for longer series. I guess Jack is maybe more consistent with how he plays games, but then again he really appreciated every little thing in Cuphead

    • @plasmetal8225
      @plasmetal8225 6 лет назад +4

      Also, Mark got the Dash down 2nd try!

  • @punking892
    @punking892 6 лет назад +432

    *puts dash to B because he wants to use it often*
    *falls several times in a pit because he forgot there was a dash button*

    • @trolloyun4097
      @trolloyun4097 6 лет назад +1

      the Punkin lul

    • @7ona
      @7ona 6 лет назад +15

      the Punkin he may not be raging but I am watching him fall into the pit. I bet my neighbors think I'm crazy because I keep shouting"dash, markimoo ffs dash! Why put it at an easier spot if you're not going to use it! Just DASH!!!!!"

    • @diogoayres7953
      @diogoayres7953 6 лет назад +1

      That's Markimoo for ya.

    • @encyclochemeleon276
      @encyclochemeleon276 6 лет назад +2

      *looks through comments to see if anyone else remembered* yep yep

    • @nathangiv7543
      @nathangiv7543 6 лет назад

      when i was doing that level i completely forgot i had dash and finished the Run N Gun without dashing across the pit, i instead just took a hitpoint lol

  • @CheffyJr
    @CheffyJr Год назад +5

    Let’s be honest Mark has the best voice on RUclips

  • @FridayNightStreamz
    @FridayNightStreamz Год назад +4

    Markiplier didn’t know what he was getting into XD

  • @gregorysipe1508
    @gregorysipe1508 4 года назад +403

    15:30
    Mark: The forest needs to calm the hell down
    PROCEEDS TO KILL MULTIPLE RESIDENTS OF THE FOREST

    • @smolskrimp5988
      @smolskrimp5988 4 года назад +3

      You just gotta do it to them sometimes

    • @teaffo
      @teaffo 4 года назад

      This comment aged interestingly..

    • @sharondavies3367
      @sharondavies3367 3 года назад

      The RUclipsr Sharon Davies

    • @smolskrimp5988
      @smolskrimp5988 3 года назад

      @@sharondavies3367 shameless plug

    • @lavishlarri4902
      @lavishlarri4902 3 года назад

      Gregory Sipe 🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒

  • @calecbrayers3739
    @calecbrayers3739 6 лет назад +361

    Switches dash to make game easier
    Immediately forgets it exists.

    • @queenwholesome9511
      @queenwholesome9511 6 лет назад +3

      my question is: HOW DID HE FORGET IT WAS THERE?!?!?!

    • @frohmmetoyou.3058
      @frohmmetoyou.3058 6 лет назад +2

      Well, if you're playing one of the hardest games of the year right now. It's quite hard to remember your dash.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 6 лет назад +5

      A Random Person :D I do hope you're joking.

    • @freefalling4271
      @freefalling4271 6 лет назад +1

      A Random Person :D please....please be a joke.

    • @mystikphoenixgaming3279
      @mystikphoenixgaming3279 6 лет назад +2

      Guys it could be easy for others and hard for others Jesus plus hand eye coordination isn't always good for quite a lot of people

  • @CMan223-tr7rb
    @CMan223-tr7rb 23 дня назад +2

    Man I remember watching this series in middle school. Now I’m in college, time flies

  • @comrade_gamer9263
    @comrade_gamer9263 Год назад +2

    "Why is Y dash? Why can't B be dash?"
    People trying to learn English: *Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @kdynce8637
    @kdynce8637 3 года назад +334

    Mark: "I imagine I'll be dashing a lot."
    Also mark: immediately forgets dash exists