Elon Musk is really pretentious and all his 'inventions' are pathetic and stupid ideas. *(Stop messaging back to this if i'm not responding until a whole week later i obviously don't care.)*
@@battlepup1277 I highly doubt it is bulletproof. Although they did reinforce the glass more, the ball no longer actually cracks the window. However to put it into other words, cybertruck will be one of the cars that either will not be allowed for civilian use unless you do hell lot of paperwork. And that car will not be in EU, I am pretty sure EU has already said that they are banning it due to various reasons and it will never be shipped here and never be legal here.
Awesome specs -A giant floppy piece of rubber -A way to piss off fellow passengers -Removal of mechanical failsafes -Plugs to drain your battery even faster -A way to muffle your kidnapped victims
The cybertruck does have crumple zones. The test that they did was a head on collision with an immovable object. It was compared with the safest rated pickup truck and they looked about the same.
It’s funny how people who don’t know what they’re talking about want to just post without doing a simple google search ‘Does cybertruck have crumple zones?’ Easy
@@Ixmaya7 surface rust, and they don't rust easily. If you have a hundred thousand dollars to spend on a truck that is baiscly a model 3 with a weird body, then you can hire someone to buff this thing regularly or wrap it or you have the time to buff it regularly
@@IM2MERS oh I believe you. I just don’t like the vehicle regardless. And no one who can afford a $100k vehicle wants to get one that becomes a frequent money pit. People like that actually make good use of their money. They buy things that are 100% complete from the dealer. Kind of the point of upgrading from or using the word “stock”. Not something that’s that expensive that also requires a bunch of work to finish. That’s called incomplete. Most rich people would just get a classic if they wanted to constantly work on something that requires upgrades off the lot. And yea… people wanna hire a full time at home mechanic just to buff their paint-less car. When they can only afford a $100k car… but your acting like they have a Ferrari collection. Someone’s living in GTA fantasy land😂
No. Russian made Vans are the ultimate crime tool. The Moscow government crooks used to use them to kidnap average Russians, for interrogation, and torture. Still do, so people say.
Anyways, here's a brownies recipe: Ingredients 185g unsalted butter 185g best dark chocolate 85g plain flour 40g cocoa powder 50g white chocolate 50g milk chocolate 3 large eggs 275g golden caster sugar Method STEP 1 Cut 185g unsalted butter into small cubes and tip into a medium bowl. Break 185g dark chocolate into small pieces and drop into the bowl. STEP 2 Fill a small saucepan about a quarter full with hot water, then sit the bowl on top so it rests on the rim of the pan, not touching the water. Put over a low heat until the butter and chocolate have melted, stirring occasionally to mix them. Congrats to anyone who is actually making this. STEP 3 Remove the bowl from the pan. Alternatively, cover the bowl loosely with cling film and put in the microwave for 2 minutes on High. Leave the melted mixture to cool to room temperature. STEP 4 While you wait for the chocolate to cool, position a shelf in the middle of your oven and turn the oven on to 180C/160C fan/gas 4. STEP 5 Using a shallow 20cm square tin, cut out a square of kitchen foil (or non-stick baking parchment) to line the base. Tip 85g plain flour and 40g cocoa powder into a sieve held over a medium bowl. Tap and shake the sieve so they run through together and you get rid of any lumps. STEP 6 Chop 50g white chocolate and 50g milk chocolate into chunks on a board. STEP 7 Break 3 large eggs into a large bowl and tip in 275g golden caster sugar. With an electric mixer on maximum speed, whisk the eggs and sugar. They will look thick and creamy, like a milk shake. This can take 3-8 minutes, depending on how powerful your mixer is. You’ll know it’s ready when the mixture becomes really pale and about double its original volume. Another check is to turn off the mixer, lift out the beaters and wiggle them from side to side. If the mixture that runs off the beaters leaves a trail on the surface of the mixture in the bowl for a second or two, you’re there. STEP 8 Pour the cooled chocolate mixture over the eggy mousse, then gently fold together with a rubber spatula. Plunge the spatula in at one side, take it underneath and bring it up the opposite side and in again at the middle. Continue going under and over in a figure of eight, moving the bowl round after each folding so you can get at it from all sides, until the two mixtures are one and the colour is a mottled dark brown. The idea is to marry them without knocking out the air, so be as gentle and slow. STEP 9 Hold the sieve over the bowl of eggy chocolate mixture and resift the cocoa and flour mixture, shaking the sieve from side to side, to cover the top evenly. STEP 10 Gently fold in this powder using the same figure of eight action as before. The mixture will look dry and dusty at first, and a bit unpromising, but if you keep going very gently and patiently, it will end up looking gungy and fudgy. Stop just before you feel you should, as you don’t want to overdo this mixing. STEP 11 Finally, stir in the white and milk chocolate chunks until they’re dotted throughout. STEP 12 Pour the mixture into the prepared tin, scraping every bit out of the bowl with the spatula. Gently ease the mixture into the corners of the tin and paddle the spatula from side to side across the top to level it. STEP 13 Put in the oven and set your timer for 25 mins. When the buzzer goes, open the oven, pull the shelf out a bit and gently shake the tin. If the brownie wobbles in the middle, it’s not quite done, so slide it back in and bake for another 5 minutes until the top has a shiny, papery crust and the sides are just beginning to come away from the tin. Take out of the oven. STEP 14 Leave the whole thing in the tin until completely cold, then, if you’re using the brownie tin, lift up the protruding rim slightly and slide the uncut brownie out on its base. If you’re using a normal tin, lift out the brownie with the foil (or parchment). Cut into quarters, then cut each quarter into four squares and finally into triangles. STEP 15 They’ll keep in an airtight container for a good two weeks and in the freezer for up to a month.
Also making cars indestructible is a horrible idea for safety reasons. Cars are designed with crumple zones so that it cushions the impact which makes it more likely for you to survive a crash
Oh I get ittttt!, a bigger DeLorean because what everyone really needs is a stainless steel brick on wheels. Perfect for when you want to time travel and haul an entire warehouse with you
The soundproofing is standard on most vehicles. In fact, if you own any nowhere vehicle that’s made between the years of 2015 upward, you would figure out that most cars have this level of soundproofing.
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That kidnapping was personal💀💀
Its the best car for kidnapping💀
👍
I’m going to by that just the pick up my childeren and maybe those of others from school
It's the best for kidnapping
@@sebastiaanpeters4283💀💀💀💀
This car has so many good features
-kidnapping
-cartel use
-runaway car
You name it, it can do it
Government will just drive them to the police
@@dexuwastaken7079
🎯
Billy Mays here having trouble kidnapping people because They’re too loud well look no further introducing the Cyber Truck 😂
And a tracking system lol 😂 so yeah ain't no breaking the law in that
Not funny 😊
Griffin:Useful
Others: USEFUL FOR KIDNAPPING.
The cybertruck is bulletproof, soundproof, and has a bunch of storage. Cartels are going to love these.
It’d be too on the grid for cartels. Way more worried about everyday accidents to regular people
Also iy has in-built knife if you want chopped some body parts
Oh the impact during car crash is going to be lit. Since there is nothing except you that will actually catch the impact
Elon Musk is really pretentious and all his 'inventions' are pathetic and stupid ideas.
*(Stop messaging back to this if i'm not responding until a whole week later i obviously don't care.)*
@@battlepup1277 I highly doubt it is bulletproof. Although they did reinforce the glass more, the ball no longer actually cracks the window. However to put it into other words, cybertruck will be one of the cars that either will not be allowed for civilian use unless you do hell lot of paperwork. And that car will not be in EU, I am pretty sure EU has already said that they are banning it due to various reasons and it will never be shipped here and never be legal here.
Finally I can move the front passengers seat when I feel annoyed 😂😂
YES
if u have the money
that's a fast way to get hit bro 🤣
Toast is that you
@@JohnnySmartie does having a hurracan, urus ,a prorche Maccan and a Mercedes gls 600. Count as having money??
Or the lack of decent crumple zones
Or the strong glass that will keep you stuck inside in and cannot get out in an emergency
They should have used this as the Titan.
Wait until a cartel grabs their hands on this
?
Oh god
0ll
oh no
I did see a new report that a few known cartel members have pre ordered this car
Kidnappers hearing that it's sound proof:🤑🤑🤑🤑
And it’s bulletproof
DOULINGO 🗿
@@FriedChicken90583this is literally a cartel's dream
And it's 60000$.
@@Solarlight500what’s that?
That "Bro, Stop" was personal 😂
He was probably doing it all day lol
"Someone revive me"
Bro forgot that he has no friends💀
😭
L BOZON
look closely at the tv
Emotianaal damage...
@@Coolouieyou didn't just say that in 2024💀
I love the free progressive rust decal that evolves days after you buy the truck
Really? It rusts? Lol😂
Steel don't rust
@@NadeemAhmed-nv2brI don’t even know what to say to you
@@dylanmcloughlin2187yeah an article came out recently about it
The haters have a new topic. Stainless steel can rust and it always could. Tesla offers galvanic coat to protect it from rust.
Awesome specs
-A giant floppy piece of rubber
-A way to piss off fellow passengers
-Removal of mechanical failsafes
-Plugs to drain your battery even faster
-A way to muffle your kidnapped victims
Kidnappers: I gotta get that truck right now
Perfect for it
Quick 0-60
Bulletproof
Full Metal bumper
Sound Proof interior 😊
It being sound proof makes it easier for kidnappers
That’s the good part
😂
Who the hell is gonna buy a $60K-100K Truck just to kidnap one person 💀
@@darki150ytif someone was already rich or really wanted to kidnapped someone it's possible
@@darki150ytthe cartel
The next kidnappers are saving money for this😂
Edit: Thx for all these Likes👍🏼
robbing* lol
@@harshIikhariofficiaI2007no?
hey man not all kidnappers are robbers
some of us have morals
@@Xper_ienceZus? What do you mean us?
No they ain’t unless they pullin a bank heist
Perfect unsuspecting criminal car
Cops are going to want to seize these and for use as patrol cars. Not a good choice.
HELL YEAH EVEN ITS BULLET PROOF SO COPS CANT CATCH
OH SHIT COPS ARE GONNA USE IT AS A PATROL CAR
Personally I think the best feature is that if a car barely bumps into you it gets absolutely shredded
and both parties get injured instead of no party getting injured!!
@@StellaMyCat yippie!!!!
@@eldragon7274yippee!!
@@StellaMyCatwomp womp, my truck was made back when they were made of steel
@@hankmann627still probably safer than the cybertruck
Bro violeted that cyber truck with the Cheetos touch😭🙏💀
Duolingo?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DOULINGO MUM DIDNT DO HER LEDONS DONT KILL HER😂
i did my lesson
Wqyhelppon 🇿🇦🫡🫅💪👏🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👺👹😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
Not the Cheeto fingers 😭
(Edit) TYSM FOR THE 535 LIKES IN 2 WEEKS OMG 🎉
why 0 replies i want arguments
@@hebytf2 yoeur moethr gae
Cuz he kidnapped nicokardo avocado
My favorite part is how it doesn't crumple, and turns everyone involved in a crash into a fine pate
Tesla forgot how a car is supposed to work in a crash
The cybertruck does have crumple zones. The test that they did was a head on collision with an immovable object. It was compared with the safest rated pickup truck and they looked about the same.
It’s funny how people who don’t know what they’re talking about want to just post without doing a simple google search
‘Does cybertruck have crumple zones?’ Easy
@@chakmiss*they're
@@voltech9877 Thanks mate
The model 3 has that touch screen feature too 🫤
The cyber truck is bulletproof, soundproof, and has tons of storage. Kidnappers, and molesters are gonna have a hay day with this one.
@MrMonke1432
Yep, police departments are definitely going to buy a lot of those.
Yet it's not weatherproof lol.
@@BatDad1984 By waterproof he means that water from outside can't reach you inside.
no car is waterproof tho
@@BosnianHeisenbergmost cars can at least survive a car wash
bro srsly copied @triprpc01
Gotta love when the touchscreens and buttons wear out and suddenly your trucks worthless
App
The fact that he said USEFUL after saying "you can barely hear my counterman screaming for help" is DIABOLICAL 😂💀
Perfect car for serial killers, murderers & kidnappers 😂❤
🤫
Fr
Love it
Wait til there’s a police variant of Cybertruck. It would be perfect for police too so they can catch up and chase bad guys and criminals.
Nice Cheeto fingers 😂
ye
Ye
Ye
He ate Cheetos before this video
ye
I might use that instead of the basement for my kids
Nah bro am 999
GriffinMagleby: You can barely hear my cameraman screaming for help, useful.
Kidnappers: Hell yeah!!
relatable
Like any other car 🤦♂️
Cameraman never dies
i also really like the unique rust decal that comes in after a few days of having the car
That's fake. Also, anyone with the money to buy these things is most likely getting it wrapped making the whole point moot.
@@IM2MERSthat’s literally not fake. They do rust. And never seen one wrapped. Most cybertruck fanboys like the steel Delorean look.
@@Ixmaya7 surface rust, and they don't rust easily. If you have a hundred thousand dollars to spend on a truck that is baiscly a model 3 with a weird body, then you can hire someone to buff this thing regularly or wrap it or you have the time to buff it regularly
@@Ixmaya7 they also have clear wrap if you do like stainless steel look.
@@IM2MERS oh I believe you. I just don’t like the vehicle regardless. And no one who can afford a $100k vehicle wants to get one that becomes a frequent money pit. People like that actually make good use of their money. They buy things that are 100% complete from the dealer. Kind of the point of upgrading from or using the word “stock”. Not something that’s that expensive that also requires a bunch of work to finish. That’s called incomplete.
Most rich people would just get a classic if they wanted to constantly work on something that requires upgrades off the lot. And yea… people wanna hire a full time at home mechanic just to buff their paint-less car. When they can only afford a $100k car… but your acting like they have a Ferrari collection. Someone’s living in GTA fantasy land😂
The cheeto hands killed me 💀😭
And how it also protects the car instead of you in a crash. Very useful
Nothing protects you in a crash besides air bags and your seat belt
Crumple zones
@@Victor-vj5dsbro does not know how a car safety work
Cybertruck has a lot of crumple zone, like any other trucks
@@ghostpants4081 i absolutely know, people like you hear about crumple zones and think you are an expert
Damn, it's truly the ultimate death trap for everybody invovled. Amazing!
Especially when the throttle sticks wide open and the brakes fail.
But that would *never* happen.
😂STILL LOOKS LIKE A FUTURE MINIVAN🤣
That's generous
Damn this really is the ultimate crime vehicle
No. Russian made Vans are the ultimate crime tool. The Moscow government crooks used to use them to kidnap average Russians, for interrogation, and torture. Still do, so people say.
bro fr though and if you know about teslas first cybertruck first crash it was barley harmed
I think the best feature is the fact it is basically a battering ram too hit unsuspecting pedestrians🥰
*The* best *feature*
I had a stroke reading that
You're typically not supposed to hit pedestrians with cars anyway
Just realised my spelling mistakes💀
@@Solotociusit's just a joke chill
Anyways, here's a brownies recipe: Ingredients
185g unsalted butter
185g best dark chocolate
85g plain flour
40g cocoa powder
50g white chocolate
50g milk chocolate
3 large eggs
275g golden caster sugar
Method
STEP 1
Cut 185g unsalted butter into small cubes and tip into a medium bowl. Break 185g dark chocolate into small pieces and drop into the bowl.
STEP 2
Fill a small saucepan about a quarter full with hot water, then sit the bowl on top so it rests on the rim of the pan, not touching the water. Put over a low heat until the butter and chocolate have melted, stirring occasionally to mix them.
Congrats to anyone who is actually making this.
STEP 3
Remove the bowl from the pan. Alternatively, cover the bowl loosely with cling film and put in the microwave for 2 minutes on High. Leave the melted mixture to cool to room temperature.
STEP 4
While you wait for the chocolate to cool, position a shelf in the middle of your oven and turn the oven on to 180C/160C fan/gas 4.
STEP 5
Using a shallow 20cm square tin, cut out a square of kitchen foil (or non-stick baking parchment) to line the base. Tip 85g plain flour and 40g cocoa powder into a sieve held over a medium bowl. Tap and shake the sieve so they run through together and you get rid of any lumps.
STEP 6
Chop 50g white chocolate and 50g milk chocolate into chunks on a board.
STEP 7
Break 3 large eggs into a large bowl and tip in 275g golden caster sugar. With an electric mixer on maximum speed, whisk the eggs and sugar. They will look thick and creamy, like a milk shake. This can take 3-8 minutes, depending on how powerful your mixer is. You’ll know it’s ready when the mixture becomes really pale and about double its original volume. Another check is to turn off the mixer, lift out the beaters and wiggle them from side to side. If the mixture that runs off the beaters leaves a trail on the surface of the mixture in the bowl for a second or two, you’re there.
STEP 8
Pour the cooled chocolate mixture over the eggy mousse, then gently fold together with a rubber spatula. Plunge the spatula in at one side, take it underneath and bring it up the opposite side and in again at the middle. Continue going under and over in a figure of eight, moving the bowl round after each folding so you can get at it from all sides, until the two mixtures are one and the colour is a mottled dark brown. The idea is to marry them without knocking out the air, so be as gentle and slow.
STEP 9
Hold the sieve over the bowl of eggy chocolate mixture and resift the cocoa and flour mixture, shaking the sieve from side to side, to cover the top evenly.
STEP 10
Gently fold in this powder using the same figure of eight action as before. The mixture will look dry and dusty at first, and a bit unpromising, but if you keep going very gently and patiently, it will end up looking gungy and fudgy. Stop just before you feel you should, as you don’t want to overdo this mixing.
STEP 11
Finally, stir in the white and milk chocolate chunks until they’re dotted throughout.
STEP 12
Pour the mixture into the prepared tin, scraping every bit out of the bowl with the spatula. Gently ease the mixture into the corners of the tin and paddle the spatula from side to side across the top to level it.
STEP 13
Put in the oven and set your timer for 25 mins. When the buzzer goes, open the oven, pull the shelf out a bit and gently shake the tin. If the brownie wobbles in the middle, it’s not quite done, so slide it back in and bake for another 5 minutes until the top has a shiny, papery crust and the sides are just beginning to come away from the tin. Take out of the oven.
STEP 14
Leave the whole thing in the tin until completely cold, then, if you’re using the brownie tin, lift up the protruding rim slightly and slide the uncut brownie out on its base. If you’re using a normal tin, lift out the brownie with the foil (or parchment). Cut into quarters, then cut each quarter into four squares and finally into triangles.
STEP 15
They’ll keep in an airtight container for a good two weeks and in the freezer for up to a month.
Bro is going to be going around town kidnapping kids with that cyber truck since nobody can hear the screams💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
TIP: Never kidnapp women there screams can be hear from out of the universe
[You can ignore if you have a Rolls-Royce ghost]
Bro needs to clean his cyber truck💀
fr
you can't it'll rust
Put it thru a car wash & completely fark it up😂
That’s tech for you! When a basic car wash can render the thing useless.
It will void the warranty because of rust 😂 no car washes or warm water allowed 😂
Cyber truck has like unlimited features. Always learning something new.
Buying a Tesla truck is like screaming "I'm retarded" at the top of your lungs.
*We making out with the kidnapping with the Cybertruck!* 🤣💀
Not the Cheeto dust fingers when he said buttons😭✋
The cartel's gonna have a field day with these things
You just reposted a top comment loser
A criminal’s best companion. Geesh
🤫
Till they have to stop their getaway for 45 minutes to recharge...
This is funny as hell,criticism!!😂
even if someone found your camera man, he's still screwed since the cybertruck is indestructible
Also making cars indestructible is a horrible idea for safety reasons. Cars are designed with crumple zones so that it cushions the impact which makes it more likely for you to survive a crash
Here before this video goes viral 🔥
Yes is it
@@Da.Burger it will take decades for this video to viral
Useful* got me laughing 😂
Soundproof is the best fearture during kidnapping
Imagine there is an emergency and you have to break the window💀💀💀
“Usefull” got me rolling one the ground
Kidnappers passing from white vans to the cibertruck
Damn, he even got the car wash jealous 😂
Bro just called me poor in 6 different languages 💀
Bro the car is litrally a criminal tool at this point like it will survive but the person wont 💀
I don't think the criminals will have the time to charge it at a charging station lol
the first man who trapped the cameraman 😅
"Someone revive me" as hes parachuting
Looks like some vehicle i downloaded as mod to put in my gta 😂
Never knew a fridge had so many features. 💀
Kidnappers looking for a car:
The kidnappers do be buying this💀💀
Cyber truck ❌
Extrime car diving simulator's car ✔️
Cartel is gonna have a field day when they get one of these
The outlet on the back it's pretty cool actually
Bro you forgot to clean it😅
Thats’s a nice car. I would get that just so I could prank my brother😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Nice car? That car is shit, gasoline is better
The cybertruck looks like an unloaded PS1 car model
Wow. Did you come up with that overused comment on your own?
@@pinkiepie1656 That's just what I think, relax
We are CHILLING in that closed trunk
That's a kidnapping car a garage door and the sound muffler 😂
Kidnappers will have a great time using the cyber truck with this one 🔥🔥🔥
Wdym it's useful 💀
Please wash it it’s actually killing me
Dude it’s a truck and it’s exposed to the elements
are you a cybertruck? 💀
@@3DPrintingjosiahwell no shit but at least take care of it it’ll last longer if you wash it regularly
Bros Cheeto dust fingers when he opened the door 😂
Use this as the "WTF DID I JUST WATCH" button
No
if i ever feel stupid i will remember that you exist
“This is a 60k gaming setup that gos 0-60 in 1 second”
Cameraman never dies !!! As much you try 💪💪
WE BOUT TO KIDNAPPED SOME KIDS IN THIS CARR🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
( bro stop!) got me 💀
YEA PREATTY weird and usefull features for kidnap
Criminal is gonna be saving their money for this car🔥🔥
The best car for kidnapping someone.
When mom kicks u out?? BUT U HAVE A CYBERTRUCK😂😂😂😂😂
“Someone revive me”
Bro was still gliding💀
Oh I get ittttt!, a bigger DeLorean because what everyone really needs is a stainless steel brick on wheels. Perfect for when you want to time travel and haul an entire warehouse with you
And the durability of the cybertruck is like a tank💀
Kidnappers be LOVIN this car 🗣🗣🔥🔥
"You can barely hear my cameraman screaming for help" ...OK! Perfect for kidnapping!
“Someone revive me” lol
The soundproofing is standard on most vehicles. In fact, if you own any nowhere vehicle that’s made between the years of 2015 upward, you would figure out that most cars have this level of soundproofing.
the last tip was useful for me
Yeah, kidnappers are there like let’s go. I’m gonna buy one of those now.
"useful" got me on the floor 😂
Kidnapping just got 1000x more undetectable
Yeah cause when the police put out an APB to pull over a giant robot asscheek, they'll never be found
Orders just went up for this after seeing that “ can’t hear shit “😢
cartel has been real quiet since this dropped
"Hello I want buy the cybertruck"
"Why "
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh for kidnapping"
My friends have been real quiet since this dropped💀💀💀
Kidnapping will go hard with this one
camraman:help!!! Griffin:useful
The cheetos tho 😂😂😂 I WANT ITTTTT