4:50 Yeah, about that... he didn't die after running 26 miles. He died after running 26 miles TWICE WITH BASICALLY NO TIME TO STOP (once each direction) in what was, at the time, full armor, just for a CHANCE to save his people. They turned one leg of his run into a race basically to honor his dedication. It was a way of CELEBRATING him, not flexing on him.
Welcome All Abilities... "Except you, Wheels! You can just stay down there and listen to the rest of us have fun!" Maybe they're just mad that they have to walk everywhere?
Ah yes, Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, a Polish name that is only considered famous and a tongue twister because of a comedy film from 1969 (based on a book). It's called "How I Unleashed World War II" and the main character purposefully confuses a N*zi officer by giving him that made-up name just to see him struggle to write it down. It's actually a good comedy film.
Oooh that reminds me of that japanese joke name "Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke”. Yes I googled it. Full metal alchemist brotherhood made a joke about it.
@@Lufia4 It's a fun movie, the guy is convinced he started WWII and, while trying to fix things, gets into ridiculous situations. The name was a meme before memes were a thing and now is kept alive by Polish memes, mostly to confuse people that don't know the language. Every Pole knows that name. "Grzegorz" is just our version of "Gregory" and "Brzęczyszczykiewicz", while made up and absurdly long, it sounds real.
@@Mothyave now I like it even more that the name actually kinda works as a real name! Makes me think of a person I know with a swedish double name. But every surname has two words in it, so its kinda like four words in one surname? I'm not gonna tell the real name but its kinda like "björkqvist-söderfors".
As an italian i find that the amount of times my country got insulted in this video is insufficent as it is so bad that simply ceasing to exist isnt enough to make it a better place
I visited Italy once. NEVER. AGAIN. So what's your reason? Mine's the traffic. Being within 100m of any road or street is equate to being in MORTAL DANGER. I escaped alive. I was lucky.
This has nothing to do with the video but i got my Mango plushie yesterday and i am so happy, he's the most handsome boy. Thank you so much Click for creating him.
In case anyone wonders why Yuna Song isn't a "hot korean girl", in this film (The Interview) she plays an underage girl and is therefore not described as "hot". And the four "hot korean girls" are Kim-Jong Un’s private harem.
That post left out the best part about Alex Schaefer (bank fire guy)! He doesn’t just paint the banks on fire, he paints the banks on fire _while he’s in front of the actual bank._
"Because Dolphin are fish"- The Click 2022. I will never let you live this down. You will now always remember your mistake Click, because I will be here to remind you.
He said it was fishy, because Dolphins are fish, meaning it was not fishy, as Dolphins are in fact not fish. It was just a variant of ridiculising himself, as he does all the time. It was not a mistake, just irony.
@@ritabylsma4244 And I was riffing off that and adding to it. If my over dramatic wording did not tip you off, then I'm sorry you felt the need to explain a joke in such detail because you didn't understand my own joke.
@@sarabrenna5525 Truly is shall be a mystery for the ages, unfortunately I am a callous man and I shall not take such a fact into consideration because it's far funnier to leave it as is.
Once I was having a conversation with my friend and he said "I support trans people! Except you, I would not support you if you were trans." and I was just like "oh-"
@@EspenSpook they support the idea of trans people but not being around one. I'd understand if they supported but didn't fully understand but that wasn't how they worded it.
I've looked into the Korean Girl / Hot Korean Girl thing before. Yuna Song was a little girl, aged about 10, in one scene of the movie. The others were late teens, early 20s, dressed in somewhat revealing outfits, in an entirely different scene. It probably wouldn't have been appropriate to credit Yuna Song as one of the hot Korean girls.
Ah, that makes sense. Though I feel they could've credited her as "Young Korean Girl" instead of just "Korean Girl", that way it's still appropriate without being unintentionally demeaning.
i went to a Planetarium once, and when the tour guide said "and this is earth" i just threw in "but, isnt the earth supposed to be flat?" and then i walked a couple of feet away and watched the Verbal Carnage unfold. *i even brought Popcorn.*
The small editors note at 11:20 "I am partly Scottish and I cannot translate this" is hilarious! I love when editors subtly insert their own opinion or character into the video.
A personal "F you in particular" moment: I was originally a big fan of Bill Cosby, and i got a shirt with his face on it literally the day before the allegations against him came out! And if that wasn't bad enough, i also got a shirt of Jared Fogle, and it arrived a week before the allegations against HIM got out too! So in two seperate instances, i had spent money on things that supported sex offenders... So when people ask me why i don't buy merch from specific people anymore, i think i have proven that i don't really have a good track record! Not only did i lose money, but i also felt like i had to physicaly BURN the shirts to cleanse the shame... I'm not a religious man, but i do feel like the universe is telling me to stop buying merch!
@@RGC_animation Unfortunatly, they are all long gone... Sacrificed to the cleansing fires of my buddy's firepit in order to wash the stain of even having held those things!
In 7th grade I had a habit of spacing out, ADD and all-and there was this one girl who would often complain to other people (never me for some reason) that I ‘wasn’t doing anything’. Not that it was any of her business, but I did do my assignments and got them turned in usually on time. One time we were tasked with writing essays and then correcting another student’s assignment. This girl clearly didn’t expect me to get hers because she had written a short story about me being euthanized. Calling me by name, one line read: “She didn’t work much but she was very sweet and we will all miss her.” I should see if I can find her on social media…
10:40 Fun mushroom fact: most mycotoxins do not kill you _instantly._ You can be completely fine for days or even weeks and then your kidneys just basically explode.
So it's more like: "This one tastes like beef, Bryan's kidney exploded one week after eating that one, and Joe met Jesus for a week after eating that one."
as a polish person i actually agree with the meme on how everyone else is turning away from us, the laws are not epic, the homophobia and transphobia is high, and just everyone genuenly hates poland
My grandfather actually tamed a seagull. He fed it by the flagpole so it would not shit on his house. In return the majestic beast kept away all the other seagulls and other birds and even bullied rabbits off his vegetable patch. Rest in peace you blessed animal.
I bet if a soldier did get that note, it would have made their day and they would spend the next 24 hrs showing everyone in their unit, commanding officers and everyone.
That exam that targeted the two students reminded me of the episode of Game Changer where the only rule was Brennan couldn't win. So funny for such a hyper-competitive guy.
20:00 The Quiz: when we took our Physics final in high school, _most of us_ noticed within the first few questions that the multiple choice letters were... weird. They were seemingly random letters instead of the usual A,B,C,D. Within a few answers _most of us_ realized all of the answers spelled out "THAT'S ALL FOLKS". A COUPLE PEOPLE _STILL_ GOT SOME ANSWERS WRONG.
The thing with the mushrooms is that some animals can eat mushrooms that are poisonous to us and not die, so the first person to write that down had to put an asterisk with "deadly to people, safe to animals" or something like that.
Yeah, it was truelly an issue of "I'm hungry can we eat that." And everyone else taking note which ones killed people and which didn't. But consider that if the first one attempted had been poison no one would have tried any other.
This is why I am confused to this day about how it was discovered that one small part of pufferfish is edible - like... did they keep trying? Damned determined to eat a single fish, so eff pufferfish in particular I guess too XD Oh, and poisonous sharks in Iceland. The lengths at which they went to figure out how to eat that...
@@elaexplorer I'm going to assume that even before the days of rigorous scientific investigation they thought to perhaps try the tiniest possible bit first and work their way up, rather than just fry up a plateful and go at it.
The rerouted hurricane river story reminds me of the filming for Narnia Prince Caspian. The River Soca was rerouted and they built the wooden bridge in its place before returned the river to its previous location. The bridge was completely removed when filming ceased and they restored the river to its original condition after a storm or something wreaked havoc on it sometime prior. I do love the behind the scenes for that film and have since I was a child lol
The thing with mushrooms is most can't be eaten safely without certain preparations. Some mushrooms have to be soaked in water and seared. Others need to be soaked, seared and cooked on top of that. That being said - whoever discovered what mushrooms we can eat was strangely determined to do so. Just like whoever figured out how to eat an artichoke.
I got randomly banned from this subreddit today. The ban message boiled down to: You didn't break the rules or anything, just frick you in particular. It really is one of the best subreddits.
You know, I've already seen people telling Jeremy's story quite a few times, but the assholes always end it that way, Jeremy did eventually find a mate and had normally coiled shell offspring. *Stop slandering Jeremy!*
17:24 For anyone wondering, they did eventually mate with Jeremy because Snails don't give a shit about sloppy seconds. All of his kids had the standard right-coiled shell.
And just like that, you've done a better job than Netflix and Hollywood seem to be doing nowadays. If what you've said is true, I'm genuinely pleased for Jeremy and proud of him for getting some snail tail.
4:46 Fun fact: he was running to give news of what had happened in a war that was going on at the time. If I remember correctly, he was running to Athens and it was crucial the city knew something. He made it, said a quick what happened, and then collapsed dead.
15:23 - Fun fact: avian research shows owls have below average intellect (on the measures we can assess) among bird species. Owls are definitely not wise.
Now Corvids on the other hand are often shown as dumb birds, like in the fable "the fox and the crow", while being some of the smartest birds Someone messed up their bird knowlege
11:00 I know that many people learned what is safe to eat/drink from animals, for instance Hawaiians learning that coconuts are drinkable from the coconut crab, the inuit learning to tap trees for syrup from squirrels, and natives who would find clean water and good berries by seeing which streams deer would drink from and which berries birds would eat, but I also remember hearing somewhere that Native Americans had an intricate multi-step system for cooking various plants that was almost guaranteed to get rid of any toxin that might be in it, and they'd just redo the recipe removing the last step until it was either fine to eat raw or it killed someone
MY HOBBY is to SHARE FUN. Take this channel here for example: its pure humor but kinda fused with a bit education, at least sometimes. Isnt that the direct Evolution of that Fun/Education-Channel, like Oversimplified, Forrest Valkai, Bluejay, Some More News, Viced Rhino and all such? Tell me, am i the Criminal my Prisonwart says i am for recommending-around, believing myself to act in the Spirit of The-Click??
I was gonna say that that must’ve been written by a Dutch person lol had a Dutch guy and a Belgian guy in a discord server together. Glorious discourse.
to the Wildlife ones Its actually a common myth that owls are wise.... at least in regards to training them, owls are some of the stupidest birds there are. now crows, crows are fucking smart
25:03 I'd like to point out that it say's "all abilities" next to a f*cking staircase like hopefully they also have an ADA (or whatever the equivalent law is in the country the sign is from) compliant ramp somewhere but if they don't then that sign is just rude
“Of all the countries in the world only Italy doesn’t deserve to exist” I think I just felt the sheer confusion or agreement from my ancestors. “Black Lives Matter. more than italian.” Me: **wheezes** oh my god that about killed me
There are two countries that don't deserve to exist, all others are good or have a chance to become good, but those two are unredeemable scourges. Italy isn't one of them, their cuisine sits among the very bests, and as such they are an irreplaceable asset of the world. There are plenty of other reasons, obviously, but this is the most obvious. No, the two countries we would be better off without are England and the United States of America.
I know I am a bit late but the Korean girl thing actually has a reason: she plays the little girl singing the North Korean anthem in the movie" the interview" or something and because she was a little girl in the movie she couldn't be listed as HOT Asian girl.
0:15 Bryan's dad issues aren't just _Bryan's_ dad issues anymore! I feel like we have a “The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth.” type situation brewing here...
Mark: *Does gesture for bahonkadonkers* Also Mark: "cRunCHy" (I'm not sure if I understood correctly, but from what I got the clicks name is mark so I'm going with that)
8:30 Roy Sullivan holds the Guinness World Record for being struck by lightning and living at 7 times. He was portrayed in a movie as a nervous mountain man with the shakes but was actually a kindly park ranger. He died in 1983 at the age of 71 (last lightning strike in 1977).
Fun fact about the phone thing, the first automatic phone was devolved by a undertaker when he realized he was losing a lot of business to the rival undertaker, because the other undertakers wife was rerouting calls to the rivals services, a few years later, the first automated phone was made
27:51 Click: "Because dolphins are fish." The narrator: "As usual our protagonist is showing off his intellectual prowess by making statements such as: "dolphins are fish." Wait a minute, according to our on call scientist Dolphins are not, in fact, fish, and they're also ashamed of sharing a taxonomic class with you mr. black sheep of the mammalian family."
Honestly though, I feel like the marine who got that letter from Bryan laughed his ass off and put that right next to the picture of his wife. In his pocket.
He ... an animal :)) (Say what word you think its there (Wrong anserwers only)) Also sorry if i had spelling mistakes, im not from an English country and im still learning it.
He ... an animal :)) (Say what word you think its there (Wrong anserwers only)) Also sorry if i had spelling mistakes, im not from an English country and im still learning it.
13:48 I flew to England on Virgin Atlantic during this time period. Instead of bad clones on Snake and Space Invaders, they had SNES games on the seat back entertainment systems. Apparently it was an actual Nintendo product, a box that plugs into airplane seat backs and emulates SNES games.
Yep. Indeed. Dire situations force people to try new things. Like now(maybe). The current energy crisis shall force people to shift towards renewable energy.
@@BrainPermaDeD oh god no, as it stands currently this is a non viable option that just makes people feel good, the solution is go nuclear as its clean and given that we have had 50~ years of advancements since people allowed reactors to be built, they are far safer, and even the waste, its danger and how much there is is almost all propaganda. instead of new nuclear, or even crappy renewable, they will just bring back online old coal and oil power plants. The only current viable renewable power source we have are the solar plants that point mirrors at a molten salt ball, but people throw fits over birds dying to them, and that they need to be built in desert like areas (99% sun areas) and even this relies heavily on batteries, there are also hydro and geothermal power that works, but I personally have no idea how effective either of these are/ability for these to be placed anywhere.
"Of all the countries in the world, only Italy doesn't deserve to exist" I literally chocked on my coffee, and wound up coughing for several minutes afterwards, cause I was like, 'I'm sorry, but what???" 😅😅😅
@@sarabrenna5525 they probably got too much hate for it, and deleted it, or something. Prager isn't exactly well liked by a lot of people as it is. They're really toxic.
Fun fact....a woman went on a reality show to find true love. after a while she felt she was on the "Truman show".......producers had to tell her....."you got us. you actually are" Legit. reality show was a fake one, to fool ordinary people to think they were on a new reality show. it was a reality show but everyone were actors...it would all center around the non actor (season 2 had 2 normal people where the girl was on). the actors would be reality show stereotypes and act based on the normal guy. show was called "Joe Schmo Show" season 1 was meant to be like Big Brother, season 2 like Bachouler, season 3 was around a fake reality show to become a bounty hunter
Partial quote from Douglas Adams regarding Belgium: "The reason the Earth has been shunned for so long is also due to a language problem. On Earth, Belgium refers to a small country. Throughout the rest of the galaxy, Belgium is the most unspeakably rude word there is."
The Lucifer series thing at 12:35 makes sense in TV&cinema. "A British villain" is a huge trope in US-made stuff, and we can assume that said villains would go to Hell. I wonder if Lucifer would've had a poorly-imitated Russian accent in the 1960s 🤔
Fun fact the actor tried an American accent but they thought he sounded douche (creators words and the actor) so he did a British one and found it sounded better
@@ladykoiwolfe Yep, born Welsh but brought up in Sheffield (England). He trained at RSAMD in Scotland and all UK drama schools teach Received Pronunciation as it is required so frequently here.
I hope one day when click is an old person he becomes one of the old people where they just don’t give a shit anymore and he just starts saying actual swears instead of frick
hold up, OT and Click have actual names????? I deny this fact. Their legal named are Click and One Topic. You cannot convince me otherwise, even though I'm wrong. I shall deny it
15:40 the way he phrased it reminds me of a story my health teacher told. she said that one of her students once got home from school to figure out that his parents MOVED AWAY. WHILE HE WAS AT SCHOOL. WITHOUT TELLING HIM.
Danielle is not the only one! A boy named Matt made the exact same mistake during a class presentation when we were in 7th grade. I don’t think I’ll ever forget it (or how our horribly mean teacher laughed at him harder than any student in the classroom).
I am glad to inform you that even with stalking animals, there would be trial and error. Different things are poisonous for different species, there are animals that don't seem to be affected by Atropa belladonna for example, and many animals eat mushrooms that we can't (at least not more than once)
WAIT OKAY THERE’S A REASON THERE’S “hot Korean girls” and “Korean girl” Yuna song was a child- she was only like 11? And I think her only scene was a song at the beginning of the movie-
@Blink I can’t answer why they put Korean girls for the women. I think it was because they were supposed to be portrayed as young, but old enough to hit on. Really gross, but that’s my theory.
@@3ggn0g It was more a retorical question 😅 because "girls" by def. means underage It's pedophilia culture and sexism as you said an adult woman isn't attractive enough because she is not as easy to manipulate as an adolescent person.
@@DoNotBlink. ...when did i say an adult woman isn't attractive?? I'm not angry, I'm just confused. also, sorry, I have trouble differentiating tones, sarcasm, and rhetorical questions in text
That first letter is funny...but at the same time, it really isn't. How much has that mom alienated her son from hus father that he thinks ALL soldiers are that way? Parental alienation is no joke and should be considered abuse.
@@geraldgrenier8132, eh. The kid does say that his mother had been calling his father lazy, specifically as the basis for why he thinks that the soldier is also lazy
The odds are pretty good that Bryan just outright refused to do the assignment, so his mom had to do it. Hence it being very much on a table at home, with a picture uploaded to the internet, and very much adult handwriting. Also, on the parental alienation thing... You may want to keep in mind that it's turning out that "Parental Alienation" was primarily used by a lawyer organization that specialized in 'assisting' fathers. You may also want to look into how alarmingly high the rate of abuse of parental alienation as a way for abusive fathers (as in, much higher, and able to track the influence of the defense on custody cases) to maintain custody of children they were abusing. Parental alienation is fine as a concept when you leave it to medical professionals to diagnose. Unfortunately, giving it as a tool to lawyers has created problems that are projected as taking decades to fix... in what cases *can* be fixed. Be careful with your righteous fire, lest you burn down the homes you claim you wished to fix.
An an Ohioan, can confirm that candle is correct. The only mildly interesting things about Ohio are that Ohio is where the worlds worst rated Walmart, incest is legal, and the age of consent is 16
2:27 I went to their website and looked at the page for the Ohio candle, and there was a section full of “fan emails” with people complaining about the description. They didn’t have this for any of the other candle pages I saw.
Honestly...referring to American English as "Simplified English" makes a lot of sense... They removed a lot of the unnecessary Us that England sprinkled in everywhere.
@@isabrom5295 AE is literally made from BE, so BE is the original. but i get your frustation, i'm brazillian (we speak portuguese, that originated from portugal) and ours is wayyyyy better, even though it is a simplified portuguese
IDK how I found you but thanks. I've been laughing all day. Your humor isn't for everyone, but it's definitely for me! Keep doing your thing, I'll figure you out later.
12:52 - I feel personally offended because I had a back ache yesterday and laid on the floor for an hour and a half hoping one of the cats would walk on top of me, maybe sit for a while, give me a cute but incredibly ineffective massage, but NO! They just walked around me a few times and stared
It’s because you wanted them to walk on your back. The trick is to not want them to do it, (because you’re doing yoga or something), THEN they will walk on your back! 😂
Context: in an earlier video someone said "dolphin" in response to "name a fish without an A in its name" (it was a facepalm video) so some commenters pointed out that there is indeed a fish called dolphin (other names include dolphinfish, dorado and mahi-mahi). I suspect that's what Click is referring to here.
5:15 what's even worse for Matt Gertz is that his name is really a typo of the real guy, Matt Gaetz. I would have just replied to each person @ ing the actual handle they meant to send their message to. Edit: I commented too soon. The typo error gets revealed a touch later in the video. I'm leaving the comment anyway.
I like Anglo Surnames- My Surname means "mistake" so if I ever get married I'll tell my husband to take my name and if things ever go south I can just tell him "At least you have the Surname so you never forget."
I never really bought the idea that Australia is more dangerous than other countries because of the wildlife, after all there are methods to deal with every threat you could possibly come across (lift all loose materials with a stick before picking them up with your hands; don't walk on/through leaf litter or dense shrubbery; bash your shoes upside down against a pole before putting them on; offer sacrifices to the magpies before swooping season starts so you'll have a pact). But then I learned that seagulls are significantly less volatile in other countries... and we all know there's no way to stop a seagull when it has its pinhead-sized mind set on something.
@@conspiracypanda1200 It's true, the seagulls over here are monsters, it is the most terrifying thing ever. And about the magpie point, I've tried doing that, but if you look even slightly like someone who they dislike they will kill you. Also, we don't pick up our animals, they would kill us before we could touch them.
I tried to use a Ticket to Hell Sticker as a Bus Pass, and it made the Bus Driver was really confused until I said "I thought this would work, since the highway goes to hell and all." Which made them laugh. Thank you Click, for funny improv gags.
Did you know that in NSW Australia it is illegal to have a duck within 0.25 kilometres of another residence, another thing is that it's legal to keep a lion in studio apartment.
As an American, I find the “English (Simplified)” thing hilarious Edit: And as someone who lives in New Jersey, I can confirm that New Jersey is the worst state I’ve seen a public bathroom in
Ever been to a German free Autobahn toilet? Those things are scary!! And I don't talk about the road stops with gas station and service area I mean the free toilets you get sometimes along the Autobahn.
@@imaybecringebutimfree It smells so bad that you can't even breathe the trash is over floating and sometimes you get rats and stuff living in there, most people avoid this kind of toilet and rather pay for a restroom at one of the gas stations then go to one of those free ones. As far as I'm aware there was even a murder case where a killer used the trashcan of one of those to dump some body parts because he was aware of how bad they are maintained.
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As a former solider I can tell you, if I got that letter in theater me and the entire squad would be laughing for days!
Dude definitely still gets roasted for that.
Until one of the other dudes is like "Wait a second ... my son is named Bryan" xD
I mean, after so many days in a warzone wouldn't you like to receive something nice for once?
Trying to figure out who his dad is would be fun in itself.
If you want Waffles, learn Conjuration-Nen!!
4:50 Yeah, about that... he didn't die after running 26 miles. He died after running 26 miles TWICE WITH BASICALLY NO TIME TO STOP (once each direction) in what was, at the time, full armor, just for a CHANCE to save his people. They turned one leg of his run into a race basically to honor his dedication. It was a way of CELEBRATING him, not flexing on him.
Oh dude, sweet. Never heard that part of the story before!
So its the Ultramarathoners who are flexing on him.
It’s more funny if we just think that it’s constatantly people flexing on him
So... running 52 miles in weighted gear is how to flex on him
@@Voidwielder only the ultramarathoners is weighted gear
Okay but as a wheelchair user I love the contradiction of a sign that says "WELCOME: All Abilities" directly next to A SET OF STAIRS!
Welcome All Abilities... "Except you, Wheels! You can just stay down there and listen to the rest of us have fun!"
Maybe they're just mad that they have to walk everywhere?
It’s like the elevator that tells people they can use the stairs today, trying to be motivational 🤦♀
well at least you aren't danish.....are you?
@@dmgroberts5471 lol, maybe
@@koffeeshop lol, luckily no
Imagine being a George, waiting years for Click to say your name and then when he finally does, he says frick you in particular. Big F.
Great, now I can't show this video to my dad, because he would get sad.
yeah... that's me. guess i'll go f*** myself then.
@George Username checks out
yep 🥲
@Ciel’s Corner Tired? Yeah that is me sometimes
Ah yes, Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, a Polish name that is only considered famous and a tongue twister because of a comedy film from 1969 (based on a book). It's called "How I Unleashed World War II" and the main character purposefully confuses a N*zi officer by giving him that made-up name just to see him struggle to write it down. It's actually a good comedy film.
Oooh that reminds me of that japanese joke name "Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke”. Yes I googled it. Full metal alchemist brotherhood made a joke about it.
Thank you for the info by the way love learning stuff like that
@@Lufia4 It's a fun movie, the guy is convinced he started WWII and, while trying to fix things, gets into ridiculous situations. The name was a meme before memes were a thing and now is kept alive by Polish memes, mostly to confuse people that don't know the language. Every Pole knows that name. "Grzegorz" is just our version of "Gregory" and "Brzęczyszczykiewicz", while made up and absurdly long, it sounds real.
@@Mothyave now I like it even more that the name actually kinda works as a real name! Makes me think of a person I know with a swedish double name. But every surname has two words in it, so its kinda like four words in one surname? I'm not gonna tell the real name but its kinda like "björkqvist-söderfors".
Yo 69
As an italian i find that the amount of times my country got insulted in this video is insufficent
as it is so bad that simply ceasing to exist isnt enough to make it a better place
campioni del mondo!!!!!!! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 (dobbiamo morire)
I visited Italy once. NEVER. AGAIN.
So what's your reason?
Mine's the traffic. Being within 100m of any road or street is equate to being in MORTAL DANGER. I escaped alive. I was lucky.
There are french too who are really hated
@@archange8284 Pourquoi !
Damn
This has nothing to do with the video but i got my Mango plushie yesterday and i am so happy, he's the most handsome boy. Thank you so much Click for creating him.
He arrived today. My husband was very confused. I came in MANGO IS HERE!
whut
Mango!
The reveal of said shaky boi did not help lol
I haven't gotten mine yet. Shipping!!
Last I checked mine is still in China :(
I only got 3 of 7 mango
I'm still waiting on my mango ;-;
In case anyone wonders why Yuna Song isn't a "hot korean girl", in this film (The Interview) she plays an underage girl and is therefore not described as "hot".
And the four "hot korean girls" are Kim-Jong Un’s private harem.
Surprisingly wholesome
Ooooh that makes more sense now lol
Oh, ok.
I assumed there was a story-related reason as to why one would be singled out like that. Makes sense.
@@ugxsan Maybe they should have credited her as an underage girl, then to avoid confusion.
That post left out the best part about Alex Schaefer (bank fire guy)! He doesn’t just paint the banks on fire, he paints the banks on fire _while he’s in front of the actual bank._
This sounds like it's going to be a hilarious subreddit.
For some clarification on the Korean Girl/Hot Korean Girls thing. Yuna Song is a child.
i've been on it for a few months. it is
Bot
@@thimothey66 - That's something only a bot would say.
"it's going to be" it existed before you knew about it lol
"Because Dolphin are fish"- The Click 2022.
I will never let you live this down. You will now always remember your mistake Click, because I will be here to remind you.
I swear he said it on purpose to mess with people.
I mean there is also the possibility he was referring to the Dolphinfish also known as Mahi mahi, we may never know.
He said it was fishy, because Dolphins are fish, meaning it was not fishy, as Dolphins are in fact not fish. It was just a variant of ridiculising himself, as he does all the time. It was not a mistake, just irony.
@@ritabylsma4244 And I was riffing off that and adding to it. If my over dramatic wording did not tip you off, then I'm sorry you felt the need to explain a joke in such detail because you didn't understand my own joke.
@@sarabrenna5525 Truly is shall be a mystery for the ages, unfortunately I am a callous man and I shall not take such a fact into consideration because it's far funnier to leave it as is.
Once I was having a conversation with my friend and he said "I support trans people! Except you, I would not support you if you were trans." and I was just like "oh-"
Oh man 😮 wtf!? Did they explain why?
@@pringlebatch no 😭
@@EspenSpook they support the idea of trans people but not being around one. I'd understand if they supported but didn't fully understand but that wasn't how they worded it.
@@FluffyEclairsI’m pretty sure he was doing a friend insult
I've looked into the Korean Girl / Hot Korean Girl thing before. Yuna Song was a little girl, aged about 10, in one scene of the movie. The others were late teens, early 20s, dressed in somewhat revealing outfits, in an entirely different scene. It probably wouldn't have been appropriate to credit Yuna Song as one of the hot Korean girls.
Ah, that makes sense. Though I feel they could've credited her as "Young Korean Girl" instead of just "Korean Girl", that way it's still appropriate without being unintentionally demeaning.
Still tho.
I like your use or probably, trying not to upset the North Koreans?
@@3212009a North Korea is actually a pretty cruel and terrible country just to live in and there is zero freedom whatsoever
@@KingNedya yeah, they could have done “young korean girl” and “older korean girls” to be even less…weird
Click pronouncing Giuseppe “goo-sep” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
As an italian i laught a lot for that
If that's not a f you in particular to all Giuseppes, I don't know what is. 🤣
@@Marinacarmenp absolutely. This comment right here, ladies and gentlemen.
And I thought George, at the beginning, was the one. Click tricked us all.
Giuseppe Arcimboldo?
i went to a Planetarium once, and when the tour guide said "and this is earth" i just threw in "but, isnt the earth supposed to be flat?" and then i walked a couple of feet away and watched the Verbal Carnage unfold. *i even brought Popcorn.*
That’s freaking amazing I wish I was there
The small editors note at 11:20 "I am partly Scottish and I cannot translate this" is hilarious!
I love when editors subtly insert their own opinion or character into the video.
I think he says “no grass cuttin no freebies” but I had the replay the clip 5 times to figure it out 😭
What did George do to you Click!?
@@topazmoss1393 omg yes that's what he's saying omg XD i can finally understand it now lmao
“there’s no grass cutting for you, no freebies”
U should watch Markiplier
A personal "F you in particular" moment:
I was originally a big fan of Bill Cosby, and i got a shirt with his face on it literally the day before the allegations against him came out! And if that wasn't bad enough, i also got a shirt of Jared Fogle, and it arrived a week before the allegations against HIM got out too! So in two seperate instances, i had spent money on things that supported sex offenders...
So when people ask me why i don't buy merch from specific people anymore, i think i have proven that i don't really have a good track record! Not only did i lose money, but i also felt like i had to physicaly BURN the shirts to cleanse the shame...
I'm not a religious man, but i do feel like the universe is telling me to stop buying merch!
You seem to have a super power there. Maybe you should obtain merch of some politicians.
@@mustdunichtkennen.5827 Knowing my luck, i would end up helping terrible leaders, while ruining good ones...
Hell, at least you never bought anything with Jimmy Saville's face on it.
Don't burn them, sell them on E-Bay to get some money back because people will always buy it.
@@RGC_animation Unfortunatly, they are all long gone... Sacrificed to the cleansing fires of my buddy's firepit in order to wash the stain of even having held those things!
In 7th grade I had a habit of spacing out, ADD and all-and there was this one girl who would often complain to other people (never me for some reason) that I ‘wasn’t doing anything’. Not that it was any of her business, but I did do my assignments and got them turned in usually on time.
One time we were tasked with writing essays and then correcting another student’s assignment. This girl clearly didn’t expect me to get hers because she had written a short story about me being euthanized. Calling me by name, one line read: “She didn’t work much but she was very sweet and we will all miss her.”
I should see if I can find her on social media…
Have you found her yet?
That girl has some serious issues
I would've thrown hands
10:40 Fun mushroom fact: most mycotoxins do not kill you _instantly._ You can be completely fine for days or even weeks and then your kidneys just basically explode.
So it's more like: "This one tastes like beef, Bryan's kidney exploded one week after eating that one, and Joe met Jesus for a week after eating that one."
I see my bretheren are doing their job well >:)
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!
Although there is a mushroom that basically tangles your DNA like dripping super glue on string.
Steve: "Hey guys? This one seems ok."
One week later:
Everyone: Dead.
as a polish person i actually agree with the meme on how everyone else is turning away from us, the laws are not epic, the homophobia and transphobia is high, and just everyone genuenly hates poland
Naaah, we hungarians are still here. Even through we are pretty looked down upon too lol
What's gransphobia?
Also, yes.
@@neverg0nnag1vey0uup i ment to say tranphobia, sorry i have problem with fast spelling
@@bellala768 awwh
but Germany will still invade you
My grandfather actually tamed a seagull. He fed it by the flagpole so it would not shit on his house. In return the majestic beast kept away all the other seagulls and other birds and even bullied rabbits off his vegetable patch. Rest in peace you blessed animal.
Bryan is savage af. And he has great taste in stickers
And that pretty handwriting of his, makes me honestly think he's gay. He might not know that yet though😂
(I'm gay too)
I bet if a soldier did get that note, it would have made their day and they would spend the next 24 hrs showing everyone in their unit, commanding officers and everyone.
@@JMulvy if I got that I would’ve pissed myself laughing, that shit is amazing
@@dinocatgaming2127 i had shit handwriting but ok
it's sorta improved but it goes to shit during exams
@@enderredacted112 are you gay too or are you Bryan? Or both?😂
That exam that targeted the two students reminded me of the episode of Game Changer where the only rule was Brennan couldn't win. So funny for such a hyper-competitive guy.
I loved that episode
Same.
I haven't seen the full episode but I've watched Brennan's monolog so many times
Oh my god, yes! His monologue was soooo good. I love Greek mythology and that speech was beautiful.
Brennan often has interesting tidbits during his monologues.
20:00 The Quiz: when we took our Physics final in high school, _most of us_ noticed within the first few questions that the multiple choice letters were... weird. They were seemingly random letters instead of the usual A,B,C,D. Within a few answers _most of us_ realized all of the answers spelled out "THAT'S ALL FOLKS".
A COUPLE PEOPLE _STILL_ GOT SOME ANSWERS WRONG.
The thing with the mushrooms is that some animals can eat mushrooms that are poisonous to us and not die, so the first person to write that down had to put an asterisk with "deadly to people, safe to animals" or something like that.
Yeah, it was truelly an issue of "I'm hungry can we eat that." And everyone else taking note which ones killed people and which didn't. But consider that if the first one attempted had been poison no one would have tried any other.
This is why I am confused to this day about how it was discovered that one small part of pufferfish is edible - like... did they keep trying? Damned determined to eat a single fish, so eff pufferfish in particular I guess too XD
Oh, and poisonous sharks in Iceland. The lengths at which they went to figure out how to eat that...
@@ceeshnia food shortages can cause people to be very desperate to try anything
Mushroom roulette was the initial choice to shoot in the Deerhunter but....
@@elaexplorer I'm going to assume that even before the days of rigorous scientific investigation they thought to perhaps try the tiniest possible bit first and work their way up, rather than just fry up a plateful and go at it.
“What did Belgium do?”
As a Belgian I can say that: We did nothing. That’s why we are a useless fact!
Some Congolese may wish to disagree
You made Belgian waffles :D And Belgian Fries :D
Yes :D You - yourself - not your country. :D
Waffles though
Belgium is literally just a speed bump in world wars.
@@KevinMendoza-ko2fq Ah yes. Can’t agree more
The rerouted hurricane river story reminds me of the filming for Narnia Prince Caspian. The River Soca was rerouted and they built the wooden bridge in its place before returned the river to its previous location. The bridge was completely removed when filming ceased and they restored the river to its original condition after a storm or something wreaked havoc on it sometime prior. I do love the behind the scenes for that film and have since I was a child lol
My landshark arrived today and he is the cutest thing on the planet. Best purchase of my life!!
i want a landshark too :(
ayyyyy same only took the cute lil bastard 3 months, i added him to my small millitia of plushies
Of your life! Damn.
I doubt they ship to oblivion
Still waiting on mine, but worth it
The thing with mushrooms is most can't be eaten safely without certain preparations. Some mushrooms have to be soaked in water and seared. Others need to be soaked, seared and cooked on top of that. That being said - whoever discovered what mushrooms we can eat was strangely determined to do so. Just like whoever figured out how to eat an artichoke.
And turnups, pufferfish... and poisonous sharks. Humans are weird.
@@ceeshnia well. At least we're determined.
And definitely no quitters
and this is why stoners are my favourite degenerates of us all,
stoners will do ANYTHING for their munchie fix
@@ceeshnia don't forget sea urchins too.
I will eat this, even if it kills me. -man who died from mushroom poisoning.
I got randomly banned from this subreddit today. The ban message boiled down to: You didn't break the rules or anything, just frick you in particular. It really is one of the best subreddits.
You know, I've already seen people telling Jeremy's story quite a few times, but the assholes always end it that way, Jeremy did eventually find a mate and had normally coiled shell offspring.
*Stop slandering Jeremy!*
I'm glad for poor Jeremy 🤣
RIP Jeremy, I actually went to the comments looking for this. The only part you left out was that he died.
I thought they said the babies weren’t his
@@lovelasnow nah, he had like 50-something babies
@@Cecona well he still fulfilled his life's biological purpose
17:24 For anyone wondering, they did eventually mate with Jeremy because Snails don't give a shit about sloppy seconds.
All of his kids had the standard right-coiled shell.
And just like that, you've done a better job than Netflix and Hollywood seem to be doing nowadays.
If what you've said is true, I'm genuinely pleased for Jeremy and proud of him for getting some snail tail.
How about the others kids?
@@OhHeyItsLeeGaming his rare genes weren't passed down tho lmaooooo
That’s a better end
4:46 Fun fact: he was running to give news of what had happened in a war that was going on at the time. If I remember correctly, he was running to Athens and it was crucial the city knew something. He made it, said a quick what happened, and then collapsed dead.
15:23 - Fun fact: avian research shows owls have below average intellect (on the measures we can assess) among bird species. Owls are definitely not wise.
How to seem intelligent.
1: stare at people intensely
2: only speak occasionally
3: stay still all day and move during the night.
@@DissedRedEngie
4: pay various children’s book authors to pedal your avian propaganda.
Now Corvids on the other hand are often shown as dumb birds, like in the fable "the fox and the crow", while being some of the smartest birds
Someone messed up their bird knowlege
@@missobvious5436 😂
5. Be associated with Athena. She's considered intelligent so people will think you are too.
„Im not wearing a bra today.“ - Click, implying he is wearing bras on other days. Interesting, very interesting…
Interesting… but not surprising.
Surprising... but not interesting.
Surteresting... not but inprising.
Inprising... not but surteresting.
Surpristing.... but not interessing
11:00 I know that many people learned what is safe to eat/drink from animals, for instance Hawaiians learning that coconuts are drinkable from the coconut crab, the inuit learning to tap trees for syrup from squirrels, and natives who would find clean water and good berries by seeing which streams deer would drink from and which berries birds would eat, but I also remember hearing somewhere that Native Americans had an intricate multi-step system for cooking various plants that was almost guaranteed to get rid of any toxin that might be in it, and they'd just redo the recipe removing the last step until it was either fine to eat raw or it killed someone
MY HOBBY is to SHARE FUN. Take this channel here for example: its pure humor but kinda fused with a bit education, at least sometimes. Isnt that the direct Evolution of that Fun/Education-Channel, like Oversimplified, Forrest Valkai, Bluejay, Some More News, Viced Rhino and all such? Tell me, am i the Criminal my Prisonwart says i am for recommending-around, believing myself to act in the Spirit of The-Click??
As a Belgian, I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
same
understandable, but... I mean... COME ON
Click asked what belgium did wrong, and my mind said congo
I am Dutch and I agree.
I was gonna say that that must’ve been written by a Dutch person lol had a Dutch guy and a Belgian guy in a discord server together. Glorious discourse.
to the Wildlife ones
Its actually a common myth that owls are wise....
at least in regards to training them, owls are some of the stupidest birds there are.
now crows, crows are fucking smart
If they could, crows probably would try to take over the world
"And ill do it again"
-The owl who doesnt even know how to read
What about geese?
@@Fuchsschwester If we would cross geese and crows, we would all die.
@@mustdunichtkennen.5827 Oh ja!
17:52 Naw, that dude just found the star from Mario Brothers.
25:03 I'd like to point out that it say's "all abilities" next to a f*cking staircase like hopefully they also have an ADA (or whatever the equivalent law is in the country the sign is from) compliant ramp somewhere but if they don't then that sign is just rude
“Of all the countries in the world only Italy doesn’t deserve to exist”
I think I just felt the sheer confusion or agreement from my ancestors.
“Black Lives Matter. more than italian.”
Me: **wheezes** oh my god that about killed me
but hey, what else can we expect from a PragerU video...😩nonsense and stupidity. that's the answer..
There are two countries that don't deserve to exist, all others are good or have a chance to become good, but those two are unredeemable scourges.
Italy isn't one of them, their cuisine sits among the very bests, and as such they are an irreplaceable asset of the world. There are plenty of other reasons, obviously, but this is the most obvious.
No, the two countries we would be better off without are England and the United States of America.
@@draghettis6524 I'm Italian and i guess I'll take this as a compliment
What about England
@@draghettis6524 let's say if those places magically vanished, wouldn't the invention vanish too? Like a lot of things wouldn't exist without them
I know I am a bit late but the Korean girl thing actually has a reason: she plays the little girl singing the North Korean anthem in the movie" the interview" or something and because she was a little girl in the movie she couldn't be listed as HOT Asian girl.
I love how Click has been putting out his videos pretty much every other day recently
0:15 Bryan's dad issues aren't just _Bryan's_ dad issues anymore!
I feel like we have a “The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth.” type situation brewing here...
Mark: *Does gesture for bahonkadonkers*
Also Mark: "cRunCHy"
(I'm not sure if I understood correctly, but from what I got the clicks name is mark so I'm going with that)
8:30 Roy Sullivan holds the Guinness World Record for being struck by lightning and living at 7 times. He was portrayed in a movie as a nervous mountain man with the shakes but was actually a kindly park ranger. He died in 1983 at the age of 71 (last lightning strike in 1977).
Fun fact about the phone thing, the first automatic phone was devolved by a undertaker when he realized he was losing a lot of business to the rival undertaker, because the other undertakers wife was rerouting calls to the rivals services, a few years later, the first automated phone was made
The demolition team tearing up the wrong house reminds me of when a burial company dug the wrong grave to bury my great grandmother.
Ooffff… 😬
This guy's voice is dripping with this raw sensual energy, and I don't know why.
You must be new around here lol. Welcome aboard the cursed hell choo-choo.
27:51 Click: "Because dolphins are fish."
The narrator: "As usual our protagonist is showing off his intellectual prowess by making statements such as: "dolphins are fish." Wait a minute, according to our on call scientist Dolphins are not, in fact, fish, and they're also ashamed of sharing a taxonomic class with you mr. black sheep of the mammalian family."
So whales aren't mammals now? I didn't know that!
7:55
as a guy from Poland I must say that I wouldn't be surprised if it was posted by someone from here
Honestly though, I feel like the marine who got that letter from Bryan laughed his ass off and put that right next to the picture of his wife. In his pocket.
as a julia, i am heartbroken and i am incredibly sorry for the guy who lost his fish
give him back his effing goldfish, Julia!
Yeah Julia, return the man's goldfish!!
the kid at the start clearly asked his mom to do his assignment for him, but that's even more hilarious
*Click:* "As a Mark"
*Me, whispering vehemently:* No, your name is Click.
I really wanna know what this guy did to get banned and to 30 years later still not be welcome back inside.
He held hands in public.
He ... an animal :)) (Say what word you think its there (Wrong anserwers only))
Also sorry if i had spelling mistakes, im not from an English country and im still learning it.
He ... an animal :)) (Say what word you think its there (Wrong anserwers only))
Also sorry if i had spelling mistakes, im not from an English country and im still learning it.
13:48 I flew to England on Virgin Atlantic during this time period. Instead of bad clones on Snake and Space Invaders, they had SNES games on the seat back entertainment systems. Apparently it was an actual Nintendo product, a box that plugs into airplane seat backs and emulates SNES games.
About the
"korean girl
Hot korean girl"
She's a kid. That's why she's not "hot".
That's the problem with not calling them "hot Korean women"!
generally when you wonder 'how did people first decided this was edible' the answer is almost always famine
Never thought of it that way but that makes a lot of sense
Yep. Indeed. Dire situations force people to try new things. Like now(maybe). The current energy crisis shall force people to shift towards renewable energy.
@@BrainPermaDeD oh god no, as it stands currently this is a non viable option that just makes people feel good, the solution is go nuclear as its clean and given that we have had 50~ years of advancements since people allowed reactors to be built, they are far safer, and even the waste, its danger and how much there is is almost all propaganda. instead of new nuclear, or even crappy renewable, they will just bring back online old coal and oil power plants.
The only current viable renewable power source we have are the solar plants that point mirrors at a molten salt ball, but people throw fits over birds dying to them, and that they need to be built in desert like areas (99% sun areas) and even this relies heavily on batteries, there are also hydro and geothermal power that works, but I personally have no idea how effective either of these are/ability for these to be placed anywhere.
Good point
25:47 it was propably a little girl or something
"Of all the countries in the world, only Italy doesn't deserve to exist"
I literally chocked on my coffee, and wound up coughing for several minutes afterwards, cause I was like, 'I'm sorry, but what???" 😅😅😅
2:02 when I reached this comment!
XD
Omg same 🤣
As an italian i am now curious, i want to know why exactly we don't deserve to exist but sadly i can't find the original video.
@@sarabrenna5525 sounds like a prager u video just from the voice
@@sarabrenna5525 they probably got too much hate for it, and deleted it, or something. Prager isn't exactly well liked by a lot of people as it is. They're really toxic.
Fun fact....a woman went on a reality show to find true love. after a while she felt she was on the "Truman show".......producers had to tell her....."you got us. you actually are"
Legit. reality show was a fake one, to fool ordinary people to think they were on a new reality show. it was a reality show but everyone were actors...it would all center around the non actor (season 2 had 2 normal people where the girl was on). the actors would be reality show stereotypes and act based on the normal guy.
show was called "Joe Schmo Show" season 1 was meant to be like Big Brother, season 2 like Bachouler, season 3 was around a fake reality show to become a bounty hunter
Partial quote from Douglas Adams regarding Belgium: "The reason the Earth has been shunned for so long is also due to a language problem. On Earth, Belgium refers to a small country. Throughout the rest of the galaxy, Belgium is the most unspeakably rude word there is."
The Lucifer series thing at 12:35 makes sense in TV&cinema. "A British villain" is a huge trope in US-made stuff, and we can assume that said villains would go to Hell. I wonder if Lucifer would've had a poorly-imitated Russian accent in the 1960s 🤔
I think it's more related to all the colonialism
Fun fact the actor tried an American accent but they thought he sounded douche (creators words and the actor) so he did a British one and found it sounded better
@@hoplesslover027 I'm pretty sure he actually is British...
Ok. While typing I started doubting myself, so I double checked. Tom Ellis is Welsh.
@@ladykoiwolfe Yep, born Welsh but brought up in Sheffield (England). He trained at RSAMD in Scotland and all UK drama schools teach Received Pronunciation as it is required so frequently here.
Probably not because Russian is not "elegant" enough.. (I don't think that, that's just how mainstream media potrays it)
27:30 now we know exactly how that fish got here. The dolphin threw the bitch there. Only to get it's meal hand delivered back to it.
0:45
My name is George
I wonder how many of us are there
I hope one day when click is an old person he becomes one of the old people where they just don’t give a shit anymore and he just starts saying actual swears instead of frick
Frick is a great swear. I prefer fudge though. Yeah I know...I just got tired of swearing.
Frick is funnier.
I hope not. Swearing is so unnecessary.
Mark, please get out of the room and eat at the dinner table. I don't care if you have a video to record, do it later.
I never knew the click had a name
@@narc2.036 Yeah, it's Mark Deck, isn't common knowledge?
@@Mollygan And OT is James
hold up, OT and Click have actual names????? I deny this fact. Their legal named are Click and One Topic. You cannot convince me otherwise, even though I'm wrong. I shall deny it
@@bundroid9793 first name the, last name click
This is a hilarious subreddit! I was cracking up the whole time! 🤣
15:40 the way he phrased it reminds me of a story my health teacher told. she said that one of her students once got home from school to figure out that his parents MOVED AWAY. WHILE HE WAS AT SCHOOL. WITHOUT TELLING HIM.
I love how happi and proud he is every pun-ny joke he made :DD
a puny joke is a much better pun than pun-ny. Just sayin' :D
Danielle is not the only one! A boy named Matt made the exact same mistake during a class presentation when we were in 7th grade. I don’t think I’ll ever forget it (or how our horribly mean teacher laughed at him harder than any student in the classroom).
I am glad to inform you that even with stalking animals, there would be trial and error. Different things are poisonous for different species, there are animals that don't seem to be affected by Atropa belladonna for example, and many animals eat mushrooms that we can't (at least not more than once)
WAIT OKAY THERE’S A REASON THERE’S “hot Korean girls” and “Korean girl”
Yuna song was a child- she was only like 11? And I think her only scene was a song at the beginning of the movie-
That makes so much sense.
But why didn't the write for her "korean girl" and for the others ( which I just asume are adults) "korean women " ?
@Blink
I can’t answer why they put Korean girls for the women. I think it was because they were supposed to be portrayed as young, but old enough to hit on. Really gross, but that’s my theory.
@@3ggn0g It was more a retorical question 😅
because "girls" by def. means underage
It's pedophilia culture and sexism
as you said an adult woman isn't attractive enough because she is not as easy to manipulate as an adolescent person.
@@DoNotBlink. ...when did i say an adult woman isn't attractive?? I'm not angry, I'm just confused.
also, sorry, I have trouble differentiating tones, sarcasm, and rhetorical questions in text
Makes sense. Still, if I was her, I would still find that kinda insulting.
8:16 WHY ARE THEY ALL CHASE BANKS LMFAOO
8:06 as a Polish person, I can only say, GO GO GO! run away, away from this swamp as soon as possible
Same
25:44 The film is "The Interview" and she is not hot because.... she is a child.
19:49 omg that's a literal LoR prescript, this gives me too much inspiration to become a teacher just to mess with students
That first letter is funny...but at the same time, it really isn't. How much has that mom alienated her son from hus father that he thinks ALL soldiers are that way? Parental alienation is no joke and should be considered abuse.
Or the kid is lashing out from abuse from his Dad. both fits the facts
Right? I’m glad that in some places it is.
Also what kid has handwriting that good? Seems far too neat imo
@@geraldgrenier8132, eh. The kid does say that his mother had been calling his father lazy, specifically as the basis for why he thinks that the soldier is also lazy
The odds are pretty good that Bryan just outright refused to do the assignment, so his mom had to do it. Hence it being very much on a table at home, with a picture uploaded to the internet, and very much adult handwriting.
Also, on the parental alienation thing... You may want to keep in mind that it's turning out that "Parental Alienation" was primarily used by a lawyer organization that specialized in 'assisting' fathers. You may also want to look into how alarmingly high the rate of abuse of parental alienation as a way for abusive fathers (as in, much higher, and able to track the influence of the defense on custody cases) to maintain custody of children they were abusing.
Parental alienation is fine as a concept when you leave it to medical professionals to diagnose. Unfortunately, giving it as a tool to lawyers has created problems that are projected as taking decades to fix... in what cases *can* be fixed.
Be careful with your righteous fire, lest you burn down the homes you claim you wished to fix.
An an Ohioan, can confirm that candle is correct. The only mildly interesting things about Ohio are that Ohio is where the worlds worst rated Walmart, incest is legal, and the age of consent is 16
How much of Ohio is corn?
O.o
My baby sister who works at Walmart and I see this as an absolute win!
@@HazeEmry yes
At least we have the roller coaster capital of the world. Though yeah, the rest of the state is a wash.
2:27 I went to their website and looked at the page for the Ohio candle, and there was a section full of “fan emails” with people complaining about the description. They didn’t have this for any of the other candle pages I saw.
Honestly...referring to American English as "Simplified English" makes a lot of sense... They removed a lot of the unnecessary Us that England sprinkled in everywhere.
AE is the original English, BE is just trying to be extra.
I am British, and well, the U's feel satisfying in a weird way, colour flows so much better than color, it's weird to describe
@@isabrom5295 AE is literally made from BE, so BE is the original.
but i get your frustation, i'm brazillian (we speak portuguese, that originated from portugal) and ours is wayyyyy better, even though it is a simplified portuguese
@@isabrom5295 Yes English definitely didn't come from England which is in Britain
@@darkonovdestroyer8878 fair enough, but how does T in the menu feel satisfying? (Please get the joke)
The one about Italy not deserving to exist was from a PragerU video so I highly doubt context would have made it better.
IDK how I found you but thanks. I've been laughing all day. Your humor isn't for everyone, but it's definitely for me! Keep doing your thing, I'll figure you out later.
6:35 "And owl do it again" - Missed opportunity
Genius
Oh goodie, a PragerU clip.
And I'm sure that even in full context it would be just as stupid.
Thank you Clicky, your video had the perfect length, exactly how long I needed to prepare my lunch :)
0:38 - Bryan didn't choose violence that day. Violence in fact, is another name for Bryan
12:52 - I feel personally offended because I had a back ache yesterday and laid on the floor for an hour and a half hoping one of the cats would walk on top of me, maybe sit for a while, give me a cute but incredibly ineffective massage, but NO! They just walked around me a few times and stared
It’s because you wanted them to walk on your back. The trick is to not want them to do it, (because you’re doing yoga or something), THEN they will walk on your back! 😂
As a Dane I can’t see the “we love everyone except the danish” sign without thinking: the owner must be a swede..
The click: "cause dolphins are fish"
*keyboard clicking of a thousand commenters approaches *
The click: oh no
Context: in an earlier video someone said "dolphin" in response to "name a fish without an A in its name" (it was a facepalm video) so some commenters pointed out that there is indeed a fish called dolphin (other names include dolphinfish, dorado and mahi-mahi). I suspect that's what Click is referring to here.
5:15 what's even worse for Matt Gertz is that his name is really a typo of the real guy, Matt Gaetz. I would have just replied to each person @ ing the actual handle they meant to send their message to.
Edit: I commented too soon. The typo error gets revealed a touch later in the video. I'm leaving the comment anyway.
2:17 As a resident of Ohio
That’s fair
I like Anglo Surnames- My Surname means "mistake" so if I ever get married I'll tell my husband to take my name and if things ever go south I can just tell him "At least you have the Surname so you never forget."
When The Click asked for a tame seagull, as an Australian I physically recoiled in my seat.
I never really bought the idea that Australia is more dangerous than other countries because of the wildlife, after all there are methods to deal with every threat you could possibly come across (lift all loose materials with a stick before picking them up with your hands; don't walk on/through leaf litter or dense shrubbery; bash your shoes upside down against a pole before putting them on; offer sacrifices to the magpies before swooping season starts so you'll have a pact). But then I learned that seagulls are significantly less volatile in other countries... and we all know there's no way to stop a seagull when it has its pinhead-sized mind set on something.
@@conspiracypanda1200 It's true, the seagulls over here are monsters, it is the most terrifying thing ever. And about the magpie point, I've tried doing that, but if you look even slightly like someone who they dislike they will kill you. Also, we don't pick up our animals, they would kill us before we could touch them.
You should check out Feeding Steven
@@Clover_Xelukarlanth Will it give me anxiety beyond my wildest measures?
@@internallyscreeching6847 ok
California:
Number 1 Export: Portable technology.
Number 1 Import: Fire.
I tried to use a Ticket to Hell Sticker as a Bus Pass, and it made the Bus Driver was really confused until I said "I thought this would work, since the highway goes to hell and all." Which made them laugh.
Thank you Click, for funny improv gags.
But did it work though? I hope it did cause I'd let you on if I was in their spot 😂
This needs more likes
@@HazeEmry no it did not because I am too nice of a guy and used a real bus pass afterwards.
Don't touch the jukebox.
24:16 I'm crying over his pronounciation of nestlé
Did you know that in NSW Australia it is illegal to have a duck within 0.25 kilometres of another residence, another thing is that it's legal to keep a lion in studio apartment.
As an American, I find the “English (Simplified)” thing hilarious
Edit: And as someone who lives in New Jersey, I can confirm that New Jersey is the worst state I’ve seen a public bathroom in
Ooh can I ask you something, since you are from Jersey please? :o
@@FainthedCherry Sure, go ahead
Ever been to a German free Autobahn toilet? Those things are scary!! And I don't talk about the road stops with gas station and service area I mean the free toilets you get sometimes along the Autobahn.
@@sojus7929 Uhh nope. What’s so scary about them
@@imaybecringebutimfree It smells so bad that you can't even breathe the trash is over floating and sometimes you get rats and stuff living in there, most people avoid this kind of toilet and rather pay for a restroom at one of the gas stations then go to one of those free ones. As far as I'm aware there was even a murder case where a killer used the trashcan of one of those to dump some body parts because he was aware of how bad they are maintained.