So uhhhh… What’ll it take to review the sequel? $10? $100? Gunpoint? I would also ask if it would cost your sanity, but we both know neither of us has any now.
It's a ŵ̴͉͍͇̤͇̼̤̆̌̈́͐͋͌̓͊͝͝͝͝ö̶͙͖͍̞̻̗́̓͆͐̃̆̕͠n̶̘͙͓͔̦͍̏͛̊̇̍̍̓͗̈͑͝͠d̴̢̳̗̀̈́̎̂͐͆͒̈́̀́̀́̓͌e̸̛̻̯̲̮͙̰͉̦̯̞̞̘͎̙̟̊̿̃͗̈́̐͂̿͛̀̔̚͠r̸̬̠̐̋̀͐̑͛f̶̧̠̱́͐̒ü̷̢̢̲͎͚̼̟̪̹̑̄̈̈́̔͋̒̍̀͆͝͝l̵̤͖̮̲̞̻̬̱̟̅͆̋̒͜ day in the ocean.
As a Christian, I don't know why there are so man terrible faith based movies. Is it truly so hard to make a good fiction story that's inspired by religious lore? Ffs Narnia was good at that (at least until Voyage of the Dawn Treader, which was way too on the nose. And the final story shit the bed. But the first two books were good! Why can't we have more of that?)
It's hard for them to care. People who make faith-based movies don't actually want to make a movie. They just want to make something faith-based for kids to consume, say "uhhhh kids like movies. Okay then movie time" and just go for it. They don't make movies, they don't write movies, they don't know this stuff. It's not in their wheelhouse at all, but that was never the point. Obviously you can get the rare VeggieTales and Prince of Egypt from passionate creators who care... but I already said the word "rare." That about sums it up.
It's because evangelical pietism is an insipid worldview. Its sole concern is individual piety, and its primary mechanism is didacticism. Reducing morality to piety is probably the only way to make morality (of all things) unsuitable as an artistic subject, and didacticism is basically artistic heresy. Pietism is the unsalted grits of the religious smorgasbord. It's not impossible to make good Christian art (far from it), but it's nearly impossible to make good evangelical Christian art, because-to put it bluntly-all evangelical Christianity can do is tell people to love Jesus and trust him to work things out for them, and... where's the story in that?
We live in an age were men with healthy plutonic relationships are seen as gay. They were best friends that stood together for what they believed in.the Bible doesn't say that they are gay but love each other platonically.
@@lephinor2458 I did watch a video about ancient language and that there were many words for types of love. Kinda like how certain words in English have multiple translations in say Spainish or Europeese, or how there are certain words in non-English languages with no direct translation into English.
Aside from the obvious horror show, the fact that he's genuinely upset about and is trying to critique this amalgamation of film constantly destroyed me
Oh, you poor Mr. Goat. They broke you. Here baby, here's a hug , some cake and a pan statue. Chile...this was a hot ass mess! Whoo, thank you lord and lady for sense and knowing how to read.
4:56 The Bible actually agrees. Epistle of James 2: 14-17 straight up says that "thoughts and prayers" are useless if not followed by meaningful action
I went to your channel after seeing the disney review video because whenever I see a disney review I like to perform an exercise where I check the thumbnails of recent videos to check if they'd be the type of person to just use the opportunity to whine about how they're too woke or whatever, but couldn't refrain from clicking on this. Jesus christ am I right. I'm only 6 minutes in and I already want to flip a chair over after the scene where they tell the crab that it's fine to be homeless because jesus and it wasn't met with, pardon my words here, a fish slap. Will update when finished, but what a riot already.
I unironically thought they would keep sprouting Bible quotes while Marlow asphixiated in front of them because Jesus has a plan or something. I also thought that when Mr. Sushi said something about good fish not going there, he meant that bad fish end up chopped up and turned into sushi. The last segment, with the food chain reference, definitely convinced me that Professor Shark eats the fish he can't conve- OOOOR, he brainwashes them until they let themselves be eaten willingly. That's why he's ALWAYS positioned at the town entrance (gatekeeping heaven), why he teaches them to accept death with Marlow, why he sends them to witness hell (Sushi) to contrast it with heaven (access to Bubbletown, through his mouth)! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
I work at a library and I see this DVD in the returns sometimes. I've been so morbidly curious, and now my curiosity has been sated. Thank you, you are the bravest youtuber I ever knew.
ok so the thing that gave me a heart attack is that on certain inflections, muggles voice sounds a lot like orel from moral orel. i checked imdb, its not him, but i was fucking terrified for a moment there
I watched this because I lost a bet to some friends, and I laughed so hard at this movie. Not because it's funny, just because of how terrible it was. (I also laughed at Pickles, don't worry)
It’s another beautiful day on the reef! Blblblblblp! It’s another beautiful day on the reef! Blblblblblp! It’s another beautiful day on the reef! Blblblblblp!
The masterpiece of asset flips that make Digital Homicide look like a AAA game studio has now been reviewed by a very good goat. This thing is not just a nightmare, but shows what happens with a cynical churn sweatshop panders to homeschool parents with zero sincerity. It should offend Christians that this is what a money hungry movie factory thinks of them. And is also in line with something Seth Andrews once said (given the title) "Why invent mediocrity when you can copy genius?"
5:30 Return? RETURN? What the frick does that mean!? As a Christian (yes quite a shocker) I know that is most deffinetly not how it works. I hope anyway. It should be something like Jesus Gives his love for us (by dying on the cross and rising again three days later, and is quite funny I'm writing this on Easter) and we then thank God and Jesus for that by trying to be the bestest best we can be or something. I don't even think I fall into the denomination of _"Non-denominational,"_ so what do I know.
So uhhhh… What’ll it take to review the sequel? $10? $100? Gunpoint? I would also ask if it would cost your sanity, but we both know neither of us has any now.
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@@DanielGoldhorn yeahyou dont have any idea that he is doing it beccause it is i think worst than this
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@@gemmadillon6143 : I took a little peak at it and it looks like there's even more of Mr. Sushi than there was in the first one. 'Nuff said.
It's a ŵ̴͉͍͇̤͇̼̤̆̌̈́͐͋͌̓͊͝͝͝͝ö̶͙͖͍̞̻̗́̓͆͐̃̆̕͠n̶̘͙͓͔̦͍̏͛̊̇̍̍̓͗̈͑͝͠d̴̢̳̗̀̈́̎̂͐͆͒̈́̀́̀́̓͌e̸̛̻̯̲̮͙̰͉̦̯̞̞̘͎̙̟̊̿̃͗̈́̐͂̿͛̀̔̚͠r̸̬̠̐̋̀͐̑͛f̶̧̠̱́͐̒ü̷̢̢̲͎͚̼̟̪̹̑̄̈̈́̔͋̒̍̀͆͝͝l̵̤͖̮̲̞̻̬̱̟̅͆̋̒͜ day in the ocean.
Are we gonna ignore the fact Mr. Sushi is a pile of fish fetuses?
Necromancy is canon
God is dead, and this movie killed him
As a Christian, I don't know why there are so man terrible faith based movies. Is it truly so hard to make a good fiction story that's inspired by religious lore? Ffs Narnia was good at that (at least until Voyage of the Dawn Treader, which was way too on the nose. And the final story shit the bed. But the first two books were good! Why can't we have more of that?)
It's hard for them to care. People who make faith-based movies don't actually want to make a movie. They just want to make something faith-based for kids to consume, say "uhhhh kids like movies. Okay then movie time" and just go for it. They don't make movies, they don't write movies, they don't know this stuff. It's not in their wheelhouse at all, but that was never the point.
Obviously you can get the rare VeggieTales and Prince of Egypt from passionate creators who care... but I already said the word "rare." That about sums it up.
they are exploiting the christian brand loyalty, they know that as long as they have the religious message families will buy it regardless of quality
We have prince of Egypt, Dante's inferno, paradise lost. Modern religious movies I find are usually bad but if good will become a classic.
It's because evangelical pietism is an insipid worldview. Its sole concern is individual piety, and its primary mechanism is didacticism. Reducing morality to piety is probably the only way to make morality (of all things) unsuitable as an artistic subject, and didacticism is basically artistic heresy. Pietism is the unsalted grits of the religious smorgasbord. It's not impossible to make good Christian art (far from it), but it's nearly impossible to make good evangelical Christian art, because-to put it bluntly-all evangelical Christianity can do is tell people to love Jesus and trust him to work things out for them, and... where's the story in that?
You did the unthinkable and found me a shark that I actively despise. Well done.
I've won, but at what cost?
Best psychological horror I’ve seen all year
At least Joshua and the Promised Land had the courtesy to be funny
Have you seen the reanimated version?
10:42 As someone who was raised in a Christian culture/household, yeah, they were totally gay. Historians agree!
We live in an age were men with healthy plutonic relationships are seen as gay. They were best friends that stood together for what they believed in.the Bible doesn't say that they are gay but love each other platonically.
@@lephinor2458 I did watch a video about ancient language and that there were many words for types of love.
Kinda like how certain words in English have multiple translations in say Spainish or Europeese, or how there are certain words in non-English languages with no direct translation into English.
Aside from the obvious horror show, the fact that he's genuinely upset about and is trying to critique this amalgamation of film constantly destroyed me
This movie is so terrible that I couldn't even watch this review in one sitting. You deserve a Purple Heart for this one
Oh, you poor Mr. Goat. They broke you. Here baby, here's a hug , some cake and a pan statue. Chile...this was a hot ass mess! Whoo, thank you lord and lady for sense and knowing how to read.
The fact that the writer’s name is actually Jason Wright…bruh 😭💀
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Also, they made a sequel
4:56 The Bible actually agrees. Epistle of James 2: 14-17 straight up says that "thoughts and prayers" are useless if not followed by meaningful action
Oh dear. Just the intro and the thumbnail alone is telling me that this is gonna get crazy.
I went to your channel after seeing the disney review video because whenever I see a disney review I like to perform an exercise where I check the thumbnails of recent videos to check if they'd be the type of person to just use the opportunity to whine about how they're too woke or whatever, but couldn't refrain from clicking on this. Jesus christ am I right. I'm only 6 minutes in and I already want to flip a chair over after the scene where they tell the crab that it's fine to be homeless because jesus and it wasn't met with, pardon my words here, a fish slap. Will update when finished, but what a riot already.
I unironically thought they would keep sprouting Bible quotes while Marlow asphixiated in front of them because Jesus has a plan or something.
I also thought that when Mr. Sushi said something about good fish not going there, he meant that bad fish end up chopped up and turned into sushi.
The last segment, with the food chain reference, definitely convinced me that Professor Shark eats the fish he can't conve- OOOOR, he brainwashes them until they let themselves be eaten willingly. That's why he's ALWAYS positioned at the town entrance (gatekeeping heaven), why he teaches them to accept death with Marlow, why he sends them to witness hell (Sushi) to contrast it with heaven (access to Bubbletown, through his mouth)!
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
Oh no.
It's out.
Daniel, now that your deed is done, I can only hope you find peace.
I feel like Jesus was actually lost here somewhere along the way...
Does this mean the goat and fox podcast will be cancelled this week while you go through shock therapy? XD
"Films" like Finding Jesus only make sense to the people who made them.
I work at a library and I see this DVD in the returns sometimes. I've been so morbidly curious, and now my curiosity has been sated. Thank you, you are the bravest youtuber I ever knew.
This video made me laugh
“Did anyone proofread this script? Did-“ **keyboard typing sounds** “Jason Wright…” -got a laugh out of me.
I just noticed there is a three month gap between the release of this video and his next video....
ok so the thing that gave me a heart attack is that on certain inflections, muggles voice sounds a lot like orel from moral orel. i checked imdb, its not him, but i was fucking terrified for a moment there
I loved the ending gag
Good ending there
The first story has a horrible moral. Dont do anything to improve your life, just pray
As a wise man once said, I'm gonna need more bolter for this heresy.
I certainly wish Muggles and Joy were tunas. I'm definitely hungering for marinated tuna stars on coconut rice!
have you checked Dingo pictures?
yeeee
I watched this because I lost a bet to some friends, and I laughed so hard at this movie. Not because it's funny, just because of how terrible it was. (I also laughed at Pickles, don't worry)
It’s another beautiful day on the reef!
Blblblblblp!
It’s another beautiful day on the reef!
Blblblblblp!
It’s another beautiful day on the reef!
Blblblblblp!
Dear God...
God was nowhere near when this was made
12:32 why does he sound like xavier here?
The masterpiece of asset flips that make Digital Homicide look like a AAA game studio has now been reviewed by a very good goat. This thing is not just a nightmare, but shows what happens with a cynical churn sweatshop panders to homeschool parents with zero sincerity. It should offend Christians that this is what a money hungry movie factory thinks of them. And is also in line with something Seth Andrews once said (given the title) "Why invent mediocrity when you can copy genius?"
5:30
Return?
RETURN?
What the frick does that mean!?
As a Christian (yes quite a shocker) I know that is most deffinetly not how it works.
I hope anyway. It should be something like Jesus Gives his love for us (by dying on the cross and rising again three days later, and is quite funny I'm writing this on Easter) and we then thank God and Jesus for that by trying to be the bestest best we can be or something. I don't even think I fall into the denomination of _"Non-denominational,"_ so what do I know.
Have you ever heard of finding Jesus 2?
good gracious me
Dingo Pictures movies are better than this.
Love the video
Better leave the bad movies to the professionals...