The FUNNIEST Geometry Dash Presentations...

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @petep3069
    @petep3069 3 месяца назад +377

    I have a kid at my school named mannix

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  3 месяца назад +88

      thank you for the comment, pete!

    • @simplibetter
      @simplibetter 3 месяца назад +16

      did he make a level

    • @Navilul
      @Navilul 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Xempirpete sounds bad in this country lol

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 2 месяца назад

      Cool name

    • @simplibetter
      @simplibetter 2 месяца назад

      @@matthewboire6843 gat

  • @MazeGM
    @MazeGM 6 месяцев назад +517

    ive already seen many joi levels in gd, but now i can really feel the idea inside of me and want to see it discharged into one climax of a level
    thank you xempir

    • @wwyvernn
      @wwyvernn 6 месяцев назад +69

      Maze what the hel man

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  6 месяцев назад +98

      @@wwyvernnneoflicker by minusx

    • @Bawl16
      @Bawl16 6 месяцев назад

      @@Xempirdislvlisimpossible by someone idk

    • @wwyvernn
      @wwyvernn 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@Xempirmy part in neoflicker by minusx

    • @thalfie
      @thalfie 6 месяцев назад +3

      WHAT THE F***-

  • @sonarc258
    @sonarc258 6 месяцев назад +395

    cant wait to touch myself playing your level

  • @OnlyTryingYouTube
    @OnlyTryingYouTube 6 месяцев назад +156

    "thank you for your presentation- i mean my presentation" LMAOOO

  • @Tequdor
    @Tequdor 6 месяцев назад +91

    Xempirs entire idea is to just make beat banger in gd as a megacollab. Truly a revolutionary

  • @Tricolorglobe62
    @Tricolorglobe62 5 месяцев назад +181

    16:37 the gdcon building has 1.9 air deco 😭

    • @polyesh
      @polyesh 5 месяцев назад +1

      Why did this get pinned 💀

    • @simplibetter
      @simplibetter 3 месяца назад +1

      @@polyesh it didnt

    • @polyesh
      @polyesh 3 месяца назад +1

      @@simplibetter it used to be

  • @advance64bro
    @advance64bro 6 месяцев назад +144

    0:06 the scream of agony

    • @advance64bro
      @advance64bro 6 месяцев назад +3

      Also this is wild

    • @hyperdrivecat
      @hyperdrivecat 6 месяцев назад +2

      That scream was wild 💀

    • @officialgershenyt
      @officialgershenyt 6 месяцев назад +4

      I need the source of that art for research purposes 🧐

    • @Gabpro370
      @Gabpro370 2 месяца назад

      GYAAAAAAAAAAAAT

  • @wavix
    @wavix 5 месяцев назад +149

    I did not think I would ever see POTBOR R34 but here we are 😭👍

    • @coolguymlg1171
      @coolguymlg1171 5 месяцев назад +24

      thank god it exists 🥵

    • @LeReubzRic
      @LeReubzRic 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@coolguymlg1171 →

    • @charmingotter976rr
      @charmingotter976rr 3 месяца назад

      @@coolguymlg1171AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @user-iv3jz9nc7y
      @user-iv3jz9nc7y 3 месяца назад

      ​@@coolguymlg1171thank god mental institutions exist too

    • @p1ut088
      @p1ut088 3 месяца назад

      @coolguymlg1171
      Wtffffff

  • @velveee
    @velveee 6 месяцев назад +37

    All jokes aside, you helping your friends with college tuition is actually noble af. You must have a really strong bond with them :)

    • @thecloudofunknowing
      @thecloudofunknowing 6 месяцев назад +5

      i don’t even know who this guy is he just handed me a slip of paper while i was pretending to be homeless and begging on the streets and i got invited to two of his videos

    • @Paattel
      @Paattel 3 месяца назад

      @@thecloudofunknowinghmmmmm

  • @rini_6982
    @rini_6982 6 месяцев назад +217

    12:43
    wait, that is my art :o

    • @nomn7570
      @nomn7570 6 месяцев назад +27

      we have some consulting to do

    • @ochsenhaut
      @ochsenhaut 6 месяцев назад +8

      why did you make that

    • @snowster_II
      @snowster_II 6 месяцев назад +39

      @@ochsenhautbecause people are allowed to make what they want?

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  6 месяцев назад +113

      ✝✝get away, you demonic worshipper

    • @Lumineonxx
      @Lumineonxx 6 месяцев назад +6

      on god

  • @JeremiasMartin-lh6sc
    @JeremiasMartin-lh6sc 3 месяца назад +36

    7:50 Because, i would say.....oh f- *boom* ........ f- *boom* man oh my god - MinusX

  • @zairycastellotelo3080
    @zairycastellotelo3080 6 месяцев назад +62

    7:39 damn my guy chill💀

  • @FriedCuttlefish
    @FriedCuttlefish 6 месяцев назад +22

    The JOI for a finale mixed with the very fitting music was crazy. Would definitely love to see it verified

  • @underground820
    @underground820 6 месяцев назад +68

    Funny thing my friend zelf made a mod that made “toys” compatible with gd.

    • @Abos1357
      @Abos1357 6 месяцев назад +8

      Not the lovense

    • @underground820
      @underground820 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@Abos1357 lmao that’s exactly what it is

    • @coocato
      @coocato 6 месяцев назад +4

      is it like every time you die or does it work like the pulse trigger?

    • @underground820
      @underground820 6 месяцев назад +20

      @@coocato every death, shake, pulse, and I think you can set it for every click

    • @coocato
      @coocato 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@underground820 they should add an option for jump pads

  • @hyperdrivecat
    @hyperdrivecat 6 месяцев назад +27

    2:33 I remember that level when younger
    I CRIED FROM IT 😭

  • @polyesh
    @polyesh 5 месяцев назад +31

    “In defense of advystyles” had me dying

  • @Blueskii
    @Blueskii 6 месяцев назад +144

    BANGERRRRR

  • @kirboli
    @kirboli 6 месяцев назад +24

    how did bro manage to transition between Clair de Lune and the Caretaker's theme so smoothly

  • @ScorchingStoleYourToast
    @ScorchingStoleYourToast 2 месяца назад +7

    19:18 fun fact: thats actually a humanized version of queen slime from terraria (so it has nothing to do with gd)

  • @Suunalt
    @Suunalt 6 месяцев назад +39

    30:07 zoinks 16 😭😭

  • @Xempir
    @Xempir  6 месяцев назад +151

    Which presentation was your favorite? (there is one correct answer)

    • @CanlHugYou
      @CanlHugYou 6 месяцев назад +21

      i can make clubette pretty well in geometry dash if youd let me decorate

    • @clingfray3
      @clingfray3 6 месяцев назад +4

      the movie pitch was funny

    • @chromedoesstuff
      @chromedoesstuff 6 месяцев назад

      balls

    • @chromedoesstuff
      @chromedoesstuff 6 месяцев назад

      urs

    • @heli777
      @heli777 6 месяцев назад

      we don't need a specific level like in the last presentation, it would be way better to integrate .funscript files into the game through a mod in Geode

  • @zonkersz
    @zonkersz 6 месяцев назад +15

    This deserves 100k views bro, this is top tier quality, somebody like gd stallion would make something like this

  • @DeadlyOre
    @DeadlyOre 6 месяцев назад +23

    this is the kind of mindnumbing dumbassery I live for

  • @antekpaztek
    @antekpaztek 6 месяцев назад +26

    0:45 HOLY we have Rob Top and Rob Down!

  • @mozvi1436
    @mozvi1436 6 месяцев назад +73

    17:16 Ayyy I'd pull up

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  6 месяцев назад +23

      see you soon❤❤

    • @GeoBlitzy
      @GeoBlitzy 6 месяцев назад +24

      ur cooked

    • @improbablyfur
      @improbablyfur 6 месяцев назад +3

      rip

    • @matt.w
      @matt.w 3 месяца назад

      Same lmao.

  • @Nister.N
    @Nister.N 6 месяцев назад +14

    This may genuinely be the funniest gd video ever

    • @parlel2840
      @parlel2840 6 месяцев назад

      Fr!!!

    • @Kajlj5000real
      @Kajlj5000real 4 месяца назад

      Nister.N get back to the bird shaped box

  • @kosuken
    @kosuken 12 дней назад +2

    28:49
    the level is called "rate when" by sonmogaji...
    the level is down but there are copies up so gl
    might not even be the original im sending but its all i have
    thank my research
    and in the original level (which was taken down, but its still there kinda)
    looking through the comments, the creator linked the sause :3

  • @TheDudeThatDoesNothing
    @TheDudeThatDoesNothing 2 месяца назад +4

    4:49 the transition to the music

  • @Im_Ibex
    @Im_Ibex 6 месяцев назад +34

    BABE WAKE UP XEMPIR UPLOADED

    • @pongon5196
      @pongon5196 6 месяцев назад +2

      we all know gd players dont have girlfriends

    • @Im_Ibex
      @Im_Ibex 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@pongon5196 so true

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  3 месяца назад +6

      go back to bed💯💯❤️

    • @Im_Ibex
      @Im_Ibex 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Xempir I haven’t slept in 2 months. I’ve been waiting for xempir to upload. I’m starting to seem him in my room at night but I’m not sure if he’s actually there

    • @D9fjg
      @D9fjg 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Xempirsir what the fuck is nft and georetryr drash i have dementia pls tel me

  • @crab-yt2wy
    @crab-yt2wy 6 месяцев назад +16

    16:46 literally me.

  • @Lolipop_2763
    @Lolipop_2763 6 месяцев назад +14

    0:00 gabagoo, i see you

  • @Puggled64
    @Puggled64 6 месяцев назад +15

    26:38 you should just make the level a playground and get advystyles to play the level 💀

    • @PGDreemurr
      @PGDreemurr 5 месяцев назад +3

      guy nah 💀

    • @Magdog2
      @Magdog2 5 месяцев назад +1

      Nah💀

  • @notqoid
    @notqoid 6 месяцев назад +20

    Maze part best part

    • @MazeGM
      @MazeGM 6 месяцев назад +4

      thank you qowd 😢😢

  • @ShokyoLeaf
    @ShokyoLeaf 6 месяцев назад +11

    ill be waiting for the jump for joi.... already got a decade of experience...

  • @bieezie
    @bieezie 6 месяцев назад +11

    love the videos!!❤❤❤❤ (im gooning as it plays)

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  6 месяцев назад +10

      get off the internet‼️‼️🙏

    • @RobertTopalaGames
      @RobertTopalaGames 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Xempirno one can live without the internet. the internet is LIFE

  • @Mightym8man
    @Mightym8man 6 месяцев назад +9

    I want to invest millions into that final idea

  • @H3llKeeper1
    @H3llKeeper1 5 месяцев назад +8

    I think i found a less obscene and overall better way to make gd players feel the level :)
    We just electrocute them during transitions and maybe for the music sync (like in the neliswave song). Maybe even during deaths, so completing a level would feel rewarding and relieving.
    Or maybe we can take the AeonAir approach to this concept: "1%, get SHOT"

  • @pixizkiel
    @pixizkiel 6 месяцев назад +9

    i love cake! maybe i should start investing in geometry dash nfts

  • @2if_GD
    @2if_GD 6 месяцев назад +4

    this is the best (and most innovative) video that has ever graced the gd community.

  • @NotNochos
    @NotNochos 2 месяца назад +3

    Xempir PLEEEAAASSSEEEEE keep this stuff going its such good edge material :3

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  2 месяца назад +4

      i really appreciated your comment until the second half

    • @NotNochos
      @NotNochos 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Xempir jokes aside you and the squad are fucking hilarious

  • @golden_billy_plays
    @golden_billy_plays 3 месяца назад +2

    once he mentioned the JOI thing everything past there i was laughing uncontrolably

  • @Mrdew5678
    @Mrdew5678 6 месяцев назад +10

    5:21 not love letter 💀

  • @_nethr
    @_nethr 6 месяцев назад +6

    BRO IS CRAZY FOR COMMENTING THAT SOLELY FOR A JOKE 💀💀💀(knowing minusx tho it probably isn't a joke)

  • @susbig81
    @susbig81 6 месяцев назад +6

    6:00 [EATEOT reference]

  • @tdp_9
    @tdp_9 6 месяцев назад +6

    Quite possibly the greatest Geometry Dash media of all time

    • @yt_idkmn
      @yt_idkmn 6 месяцев назад +2

      make an effect layout for the last presentation

    • @tdp_9
      @tdp_9 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@yt_idkmn That would probably be the worst thing I'd ever do in my life.

  • @fireliliu
    @fireliliu 2 месяца назад

    I DID NOT EXPECT THE QUEEN SLIME JUMPSCARE 😭
    I can't believe it's so long since I've last seen that fanart and vid

  • @silver6756
    @silver6756 6 месяцев назад +7

    LET'S GOOO XEMPIR AND THE BOIS IS BACK

  • @Glacial7
    @Glacial7 6 месяцев назад +13

    that orange guy is funny

  • @randomguyontheinternet2028
    @randomguyontheinternet2028 2 месяца назад +2

    the last presentation never made me laugh so hard oh my god

  • @Legorunner
    @Legorunner 3 месяца назад +2

    "Aeon! We need to cook!"
    "yo mr Wilderman"

  • @GodtierGD
    @GodtierGD 6 месяцев назад +7

    Hell themed presentation

  • @Red_Ultimate_Nightmare993
    @Red_Ultimate_Nightmare993 2 месяца назад +1

    I love how MinusX says "stfu" so calm

  • @TheGamingG810
    @TheGamingG810 6 месяцев назад +4

    my idea for "touching themselves" is just touching ur hand = 1 jump in gd

  • @ChristofApolinario
    @ChristofApolinario 2 месяца назад +1

    "make her finger her [metal pipe sound] next time 👎-3 " lol
    The laughter lmao

  • @iambook6323
    @iambook6323 6 месяцев назад +7

    please upload more videos. this is masterpiece

  • @ItzDingle
    @ItzDingle 3 месяца назад +6

    Can't wait to touch myself listening to your voice

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  3 месяца назад +3

      ???

    • @ItzDingle
      @ItzDingle 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Xempir毎日、私は朽ち果てて、ゆっくりと以前の自分とは離れた殻になっていく。頭の中には、頭の中には、頭の中には、頭の中には、なぜ壁 は血を流しているのか?なぜ家の外に脈打つ塊があるのだろうか?なぜ森から金切り声が聞こえるのだろうか?影の人がいる、なぜ影の人がいるのか? なぜ? なぜ私はこんなことを経験しているのでしょうか? 私はこれに値するために何を行っています? どうしたの? なぜ。 なぜ。 なぜ。 なぜ。 やめて、やめて、やめて、やめて、やめて、どうして屋根裏から私を見つめる目があるの。

    • @insectpublic
      @insectpublic 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ItzDinglesend bro to purgatory 😭

    • @ItzDingle
      @ItzDingle 2 месяца назад +1

      @@insectpublic CONGREGATION?!

    • @insectpublic
      @insectpublic 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ItzDingle send bro to Tartarus

  • @waterbottlethatalsolikesme1670
    @waterbottlethatalsolikesme1670 3 месяца назад +2

    this is amazing, i want to see every one of these irl (i didn't watch the entire things)

  • @emanuel585
    @emanuel585 2 месяца назад +1

    I feel like the touch part would have been funnier if instead of going in that direction they went with the brown note aproach

  • @RonnocYrael
    @RonnocYrael 6 месяцев назад +5

    this level is quite the "banger"

  • @fouriousbanana6966
    @fouriousbanana6966 6 дней назад

    5:15 NAWWWW IS THAT "LOVE LETTER"
    YOU DIDN'T JUST-

  • @TheFakeGNA
    @TheFakeGNA 3 месяца назад +2

    The comments on the Potbor "ART" is just "Why you should invest in Geometry Dash nft's"

  • @inseminggd9435
    @inseminggd9435 6 месяцев назад +7

    yo a xempir upload lets go

  • @LeftyGD
    @LeftyGD 26 дней назад

    3:51 ZTOP I’VE BEEN SENT THUS SHIT LMFAOO

  • @NitroFrostMisc
    @NitroFrostMisc 2 месяца назад +2

    The link (zelda) refrence is crazy

  • @lilthxlivey6662
    @lilthxlivey6662 6 месяцев назад +2

    Ngl GeoBlitz a bit dumb not casting his holiness Chris Pratt as "The Player"

  • @kronosrll
    @kronosrll 2 месяца назад +1

    the one minusx did is fucking hilarious

  • @crimsonamogsus7351
    @crimsonamogsus7351 2 месяца назад +2

    This is the best GD channel

  • @StopDropDash
    @StopDropDash 6 месяцев назад +12

    REMOVE THE "WE MADE" FROM THE TITLE SO RUclips DOES NOT CUT IT OFF WITH (...)

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  6 месяцев назад +17

      THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME! PLEASE USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE NEXT TIME!

  • @TridentTrist
    @TridentTrist Месяц назад +2

    2 Player JOI level? I should make one of those for me and my friend :)

  • @pohatunuva3771
    @pohatunuva3771 6 месяцев назад +3

    Bro got the Limebreaker slime girl 💀

  • @Definitive64
    @Definitive64 6 месяцев назад +5

    OH MY GOD FINALLY AN UPLOAD YESS

  • @Elfilinfan
    @Elfilinfan 3 месяца назад +2

    I'm surprised you didn't get cancelled instantly for including SAVE AS, that level is an unstable explosive of controversy.

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  2 месяца назад

      oops! that wont happen again!

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  2 месяца назад

      oops! that wont happen again!

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  2 месяца назад

      oops! that wont happen again!

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  2 месяца назад

      oops! that wont happen again!

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  2 месяца назад

      oops! that wont happen again!

  • @zhabiboss
    @zhabiboss 6 месяцев назад +6

    Maze’s presentation was mindbogglingly erotic

    • @MazeGM
      @MazeGM 6 месяцев назад

      cake hater 😢

    • @zhabiboss
      @zhabiboss 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@MazeGM that wasn’t hate that was pure admiration

    • @MazeGM
      @MazeGM 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@zhabibossi’m honored

    • @improbablyfur
      @improbablyfur 3 месяца назад

      @@MazeGM is truly the honoured one.

  • @JodyCondor
    @JodyCondor 6 месяцев назад +4

    I truly think that the project has an amazing potential and I would love to see it accomplished
    Just one tiny question : would it have a female mode ?

  • @SawBSketch
    @SawBSketch 5 месяцев назад +2

    i feel like a geometry dash convention would be even sweatier than furry conventions.

  • @KugelWasHere
    @KugelWasHere 6 месяцев назад +3

    video barely started and i already subbed

  • @Thecyanpult
    @Thecyanpult 3 месяца назад

    i forgot about that super crown image at 2:37 and you brought that nightmare back into my mind

    • @xaviidk
      @xaviidk 2 месяца назад

      I'm gonna say what nobody is willing to say characters should have the game logic that just adds the power up to a storing system and gift points or just give the points

  • @BinaryThePsycho
    @BinaryThePsycho 2 месяца назад +2

    WE PULLIN UP WIT THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @janeisaguy1027
    @janeisaguy1027 6 месяцев назад +2

    i love it when Xempir started to fill me up with content ❤

  • @squaggus
    @squaggus 6 месяцев назад +4

    oh hey look it's geo!
    you ever talked to him?
    has he ever said anything about me?
    if he has was it negative?

    • @GeoBlitzy
      @GeoBlitzy 5 месяцев назад +2

      hello swaggus…

    • @squaggus
      @squaggus 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@GeoBlitzy oh hi surprised seeing you here but also i'm surprised i didn't expect it

  • @ItzToopaz
    @ItzToopaz 2 месяца назад +2

    I literally saw this on my Instagram reels💀

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  2 месяца назад

      @@ItzToopaz WHAT. SEND ME THR ACCOUNT

    • @ItzToopaz
      @ItzToopaz 2 месяца назад

      @@Xempir i forger but i think its this.. kamol1dd1n_gd there!

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  2 месяца назад

      DID YOU SEE THIS VIDEO SPECIFICALLY

    • @ItzToopaz
      @ItzToopaz 2 месяца назад

      @@Xempir yes

  • @stickmangamer8731
    @stickmangamer8731 23 дня назад +1

    0:06 smash

  • @thermalerosion4556
    @thermalerosion4556 5 месяцев назад +2

    This video is so good my non gd player friends that I forced to watch the video enjoyed it

  • @IceIceBaby100
    @IceIceBaby100 6 месяцев назад +2

    i love this you should totally try quantity > quality for a bit i wanna see if we like it better

  • @dave_peashooter
    @dave_peashooter 2 месяца назад +1

    Minusx might be beating that level

  • @SMangoGD
    @SMangoGD 6 месяцев назад +5

    YOOOOOOOOO this video bangs 🔥🔥🔥

  • @sugargd399
    @sugargd399 6 месяцев назад +2

    Peak video i can't wait for the joi level

  • @GlowUnderscore
    @GlowUnderscore 4 месяца назад +1

    3:44 this hae me dead dude its already 11 here everyone sleeping i cant laugh😭😭😭

  • @ashburn64
    @ashburn64 6 месяцев назад +3

    2:42 seconds in and I don’t like this video, great job you’ve truly done something.

  • @WaMoon515
    @WaMoon515 6 месяцев назад +2

    Ive watched you for quite a while and you guys are so funny like you allways make me laugh

  • @TheCoolSheepReal
    @TheCoolSheepReal 2 месяца назад

    Hilarious video I did not except the last presentation to go the way it did.

  • @killianisaiahvizcayno624
    @killianisaiahvizcayno624 3 месяца назад +1

    0:07 *OHHH!!--* 😩

  • @whoiskitt
    @whoiskitt 6 месяцев назад +1

    this gives me callmecarson vibes and I'm ALL HERE FOR IT

  • @potatoes8733
    @potatoes8733 6 месяцев назад +3

    havent seen one of your vids in a while, lets see

  • @white_obsidian
    @white_obsidian 22 дня назад

    I like how vit just says brother

  • @brofriendfnf
    @brofriendfnf 2 месяца назад

    The fact that zoink didn't showed up to presentation of level he is verificating is hilarious.

  • @ambassadorofbadtaste
    @ambassadorofbadtaste 2 месяца назад +1

    My dumbass was waiting for the presentation about why you want to marry Clubette, I ain't gonna lie

  • @fouriousbanana6966
    @fouriousbanana6966 6 дней назад

    23:45 and at that moment I realized what was about to happen... let's see if my prediction with the weird blue "art" that you showed in that one video was correct...
    edit: I was kind of correct...

  • @3thre3gd
    @3thre3gd 29 дней назад

    Peak of gd youtube. Enjoyed every second of this video, if u need some playtesters for joi, ill help)🔥

  • @Steve.Orland
    @Steve.Orland 6 месяцев назад +2

    15:15 Lol great video man