This is hysterical. When I picked up my son from high school I would sometimes program his friends' cellphone numbers into my old phone. You had to press the number buttons to do the alphabet, anyway I was trying to program Matt in and it got entered as Matteo. My son's friends called him Matteo from then on. When my daughter became a teenager somehow they gave me the name Julio. So I can sort of relate. Love your story, from Julio
My grandma had a rare old board game that came from a milk brand and that we all enjoyed a lot but if someone landed on one particular spot she would yell out dramatically. When she died, the only thing she left that we ALL fought over was this board game. We ended up with a pact so we'd all be able to play it at least once a year when we all get together. It's obligatory to LOSE YOUR MIND when that spot gets occupied Thanks, Grandma
My grandma never remembers my birthday but whenever I call her to get her blessings, she would tell me my dad had called her on the day I was born, it had rained so heavily that 3 steps in the front of the house were submerged. That's her way of remembering the day and now it's become a tradition to hear that story every time I call her.
After my grandpa died, my grandma was talking about how lonely she felt. But not to make it 'to big of a deal', she also told me what she did to cope. 'Sometimes I even have the man choir in bed!' She meant that she would listen to them on her tablet when she was in bed, but I just couldn't stop laughing! We still talk and laugh about sometimes :)
My grandpa once drove to the store and went back home walking. Once he got home, he freaked out saying someone stole his car. It was exactly where he left it.. parked in the back of the store.
I've always been incredibly short (I'm almost 36 yrs old and I'm only 4'10") and I always used to lament being so small... My grandpa (my mom's dad, who was about 5'10" and very broad... he gave the best grandpa bear hugs) would say "As long as your feet touch the ground when you walk, you're tall enough." 🤣
My Grandma had some funny sayings.... "Wear pink to make the boys wink".. "It needs eating" (lol and we did ) "If you can claim it, claim everything you can" And possibly the best, when my Grandad died, (50 years of marriage), she was asked if she would ever want to meet another man...? Her response?.... "Oh no, there's not enough time to train another one" 😂👍 .... but none of them can compare to when Wonder Woman came on the tv and she would spin around the living room as if she was going to turn into Wonder Woman 🤣
Both my grandmas were a product of their environment. One helped out as a radio lady in WWII (I found out after she died... so I regret never just talking to her about HER past), and the other was stuck cooking for her family, even during vacations, so she never got to finish school and become better educated. Either way, I miss them both. Not a funny story but they're my nanas.
That is kind of like my two nanas. Both got married as teenagers. One of them went on to finish her undergrad after raising three kids, got a job, travelled. I never got to properly meet her as she passed away when I was 3 months old. The other one lived to be 80 years of age, cooked and cleaned every day, never finished high school. I couldn't say I knew her too well either. My mom later told me that she used to write poetry, often dreamed of still finishing high school. I sometimes think a little bit of both of them lives on in me and my sibling. I hope they can be proud of us wherever they are.
🧡 Yes me too, my grandmas weren’t funny they were serious hardworking women. They live on in me when I work hard like them. Rest In Eternal Peace Always to my Grandmas. 🧡
I was due to give birth any day. My water broke and my husband was at work. I called my Mom to tell her my water broke. She said “I will get your Dad he can fix it”. Then she realized what she said.
My understanding is that if you buy green bananas, you have to wait for them to ripen. Basically, if you’re NOT buying green bananas, then you’re living your life in the now. Not waiting for it to happen. I suppose there could be other meaning to it, but i went to this one. 👍🏼
Back in the 1980s my grandma had an 8-cylinder car. She used to do doughnuts in icy parking lots. It had a bumper sticker that said 'god loves you and so do I' with a shamrock.
Anytime something mildly good would happen, my Nana would say, “Well, it’s better than a kick in the head”, idk why, it always made me laugh. Hard to argue with that logic.
One of my grandfathers would always say he felt just like a 16 year old when asked how he was doing lol! And this was even after he had one of his legs amputated from diabetes! 💜💜
My grandma asked me to buy her a Dutch once. Found out she did a lot of cocaina back in PR too, when she was young. She’s 87 now. I’ve never looked at her the same 😂
About grandma......she doesn't want us going out in the night to go swimming ....... She told us though to "WHY DON'T YOU GO NIGHT SWIMMING IN THE MORNING"!!!
For any problem, whatsoever, my nani would first offer milk. One time my sister (7-8yr old) got her neck stuck under the car while chasing a cat! Everybody's gathered around, trying to get her out while my nani's standing there with a glass of milk😂🤷
Many moons ago I got a tattoo of the comedy/tragedy theater masks. When I showed my Nana (RIP) she said,”why couldn’t you have gotten an Angel or something. Instead of these demonic things”😂I just went with it.😁
When I was very little my Grandma told me that fat people were "Full of meat and potatoes." I don't think she expected me to point to someone in line from a grocery store basket and repeat this.
I'd heard that last one so many times growing up that I have told my own sons that, too, as they grew up - and still do, today! 😄😄 Usually a shorter version, but sometimes the whole thing. 😄😄
My grandmother was big into wives' tells. So when I was a little, she used to say to me if I wanted bigger boobs to jump up and down!!!!! 😂😂😂😅 It never worked!!
When I was 16, I did a short-term exchange with a school in France. When we first got to the school, an administrator told us in English, “Be careful, there are rubbers in the hall.” Robbers. There are robbers in the hall. Pick pockets. 🤣🤣🤣
My ex-wife went to school in France for a couple of years - free tuition, even for a Canadian - living expenses, and that's it. A friend came back from holiday in England and asked her, "Qu'est-ce que ca veut dire, 'froggy wanker'?" She told him it meant 'masturbating frog', and he went off to call everybody he met by the term. lol
My take on the green bananas statement is that grandma is about to go at any moment, and she won't be around by the time the green bananas are ripe enough to eat.
One time my grandma was giving my mom and aunt directions to where they were driving to meet up with my grandma, because they’d never been the before. They were on a big road that had two turns that went towards the right. Grandma told them to go right so obviously they chose the lane to the _most_ right. They ended up getting lost and after some time driving around they realised they’d taken a wrong turn and they told my grandma her directions were wrong and she just answered “well you were only supposed to turn _gently_ to the right!”
My grandma was over at my parent’s house for Mothers Day one year while both my younger brothers were stationed overseas (little brother Iraq, middle brother Afghanistan). My middle brother had already called and told my mom he had her Mother’s Day gift coming in the mail, and the day prior she had received it, but not opened it. One problem: instead of saying “Happy Mother’s Day mom”, it said “Happy Mother’s Day grandma”. My grandma was clearly seething, and my dad, known for teasing her, was actually worried about her and asked her to say something. Her response: “I’m going to smack him for making me a great-grandma”.
My sweet, garden club, bridge playing 80-something year old Mamaw liked to have a beer occasionally. Once she was visiting and asked if I had any beer, I said yes but it was a wheat beer and she might not like it. She said she'd give it a try so I served it up. Asked her what she thought and she said in her perfect Houston drawl, "They need to put that back in the horse."
My grandma refused to get hearing aids cuz she swore her hearing was fine. One day she called to my grandpa from the kitchen (there was no wall between the rooms they were in) "Honey, do you want chicken or beef?" And my grandpa went "Chicken". After a few moments my grandma called again, louder. And my grandpa called back the same as before. My grandmother then shook her head and turned to my mother (who was helping with dinner) and said "He just doesn't hear so well anymore" 🤣
My Nana is just hilarious and she doesn't have to try to be. We would be at the table talking about something serious and she would change the subject with something random, like something someone said the other day. It's affectionately known now as doing a Nana.
My great-grandmother was extremely superstitious. When I was about 8, I opened a drawer in the bathroom and found it filled with a hand towel all crumpled up. Thinking I’d help her tidy up, I pulled it out - a broken hand mirror was wrapped up inside it! I took it to my mother (because, broken glass), and she calmly wrapped it back up, handed it back to me, and told me to put it back how I found it and not to tell anyone else about it. She didn’t want my grandmother to know I’d found her secret hiding spot for broken mirrors. Apparently, if no one else knows about the broken mirror, the bad luck is “out of sight, out of mind!”
I have two from my grandmother ("Gramio")... 1) She once yelled at a waitress at a restaurant for trying to take back the thing that would buzz and light up when your table was ready, because for some reason, Gramio INSISTED that it was a warmer for her coffee. That poor waitress lol. 2) When my boyfriend and I went to visit her in her nursing home before she passed, she was showing us around the memory ward she was in. We passed a large window that looked out to a courtyard that was having some construction done...she pointed at the ground where all the grass had been ripped up and said, "That's called dirt." Then, she pointed at a mound of dirt and said, "And that's a big pile of MORE dirt." We continued on our walk around the ward and passed by a room with the doors open where there was some sort of "exercise" thing going on...standing up and sitting down, step platforms, hitting a balloon around the room to each other...simple stuff. As we passed the room, Gramio leaned over to me and said, "They think they're such HOT SHIT." Boyfriend and I almost died laughing lmao. Miss you, Gramio...you really were Gramio the Great. ❤ OH! Edit to add one more...She once left a message on our answering machine...she was trying to say "I had a heck of a time trying to call you", but her words jumbled and she stammered. The entire message was as follows: "Hi, it's Gramio...I had one heckunah...hecka... hecka...heckun...hecka...heck time trying to call you guys. Call me back." *click*. My whole family laughed, and frequently use the phrase "heck time" now. 😂
The first moment my grandma saw my father after he shaved off the beard he'd had for a long time she asked with genuine concern " what's the matter, you have a cold?
My nana sleeps with the tv on next to my room. On the tv they’ve there were dogs fighting and she quickly got up thinking it was her dogs yelling god damnit
During the pandemic lockdown, my niece was about to have a baby, we knew it was a girl. My daughter's Gramma (New to texting!) sent me a text that said "Sadie be bye xx" I told my daughter, Alicia just had her baby, it's a girl & her name is Sadie. I speak Gramma :)
My Granny shared with us some grafitti she'd seen at home in England: "I'm not daft, I'm not silly, I wear condoms on my willy", followed by a penetrating stare, then a collapse into giggles.
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There was a mobile home park next door to the cemetery where my Nana was to be buried. She used to joke that she was going to sell her house and move to the mobile home park. When her time came, we could just throw her over the fence.
I'm a Nana too but my grandkids are too little for this challenge. My son could .....I just texted him that I sent his bf a gift cuz that boy needs to calm tf down.
The vagina is different from the labia. The vagina is the actual tubular organ that goes inside of you. The labia is the skin around the vagina. They are known as lips.
One of my stalkers would call my 89 year old grandma's. She insisted on answering. And telling him, don't be messing with mine. She's mine. I won't call the cops. And I'll go out there myself and take care of u. I Haven seen him in 6 years.
Hey eeeeh, pas fow... Eeeeh, ouan. En tk eeeh, jai déjà entendu des affaires qui étaient quand même un peu plus comique là. Pis tsé, c'est que ça pâssait pas sur la télé national hihi. Entk lol.
Pablo/Pecky here 🙋♂can confirm that was my name all through university 🤦♂This is what happens when you study abroad in Minnesota🦌
It's an honor Pecky. 🤝
#PeckyWiththeGoodHair ☺️😋
This is hysterical. When I picked up my son from high school I would sometimes program his friends' cellphone numbers into my old phone. You had to press the number buttons to do the alphabet, anyway I was trying to program Matt in and it got entered as Matteo. My son's friends called him Matteo from then on. When my daughter became a teenager somehow they gave me the name Julio. So I can sort of relate. Love your story, from Julio
My grandma had a rare old board game that came from a milk brand and that we all enjoyed a lot but if someone landed on one particular spot she would yell out dramatically. When she died, the only thing she left that we ALL fought over was this board game. We ended up with a pact so we'd all be able to play it at least once a year when we all get together. It's obligatory to LOSE YOUR MIND when that spot gets occupied Thanks, Grandma
i hate to ask because some things are fun to keep close to one's chest... but I'm curious what game it was!
Aw! That's an awesome story! And yes, which game is it?
@@LindaC616 Bärenmarke Würfelspiel, not sure if that helps ;)
@@EmpyreanLightASMR the official Bärenmarke Würfelspiel from probably the early 80s ;)
@@YeeSoest lol, will look for it, but I don't recall any board games with bears. Vielen danke!
I like the Nana who said they would Haunt the boys if they did anything wrong 🤣
I’m Nana to 4 angels and this is my favorite hashtag episode. Sending #nanalove from Portland 🥰
My Nana always said whenever an odd couple would get together "There's a lid for Every pot."
Was she Dutch/Belgian? In Dutch we have a saying that’s a direct translation of this (except for the ‘pot’ part, that would be the Dutch word still).
@@mscbijles1256 She was Irish. But cool it's a Dutch saying!
Mine always said "for every old shoe, there's an old sock to stick in it".
@@McCrapweasel That's cute!
It's also German😊
My grandma never remembers my birthday but whenever I call her to get her blessings, she would tell me my dad had called her on the day I was born, it had rained so heavily that 3 steps in the front of the house were submerged. That's her way of remembering the day and now it's become a tradition to hear that story every time I call her.
Ohhh that’s beautiful!
@@fry5544 thank you
Whenever someone asked my grandmother how she was doing, she would invariably reply, “As many as I can and the good ones twice!”
😮
That's fucking beautiful.
😂❤❤
After my grandpa died, my grandma was talking about how lonely she felt. But not to make it 'to big of a deal', she also told me what she did to cope. 'Sometimes I even have the man choir in bed!' She meant that she would listen to them on her tablet when she was in bed, but I just couldn't stop laughing! We still talk and laugh about sometimes :)
Little devil your nana!!
After a big family dinner, Grandma would always say, "God be praised. My belly's raised, without the aid of man!"
One time my Nanas alarm went off. She picked up her phone and preceded with, “Hello? I can’t hear you” 🤣
My mother’s parents had hearing problems in their golden years. You’d hear them arguing and they weren’t even fighting about the same thing!
My grandpa once drove to the store and went back home walking. Once he got home, he freaked out saying someone stole his car. It was exactly where he left it.. parked in the back of the store.
My nana has reffered to Garbonzo beans / chick peas as "Gazebo Beans" more than once. She always catches it but it makes me laugh every time
Freaking adorable
I've always been incredibly short (I'm almost 36 yrs old and I'm only 4'10") and I always used to lament being so small... My grandpa (my mom's dad, who was about 5'10" and very broad... he gave the best grandpa bear hugs) would say "As long as your feet touch the ground when you walk, you're tall enough." 🤣
My Grandma had some funny sayings....
"Wear pink to make the boys wink"..
"It needs eating" (lol and we did )
"If you can claim it, claim everything you can"
And possibly the best, when my Grandad died, (50 years of marriage), she was asked if she would ever want to meet another man...?
Her response?....
"Oh no, there's not enough time to train another one"
😂👍
.... but none of them can compare to when Wonder Woman came on the tv and she would spin around the living room as if she was going to turn into Wonder Woman 🤣
Sounds like a fun nana🥳🥳❤
My nana would end argument with, “ and your filthy go take a bath!” 😂
Both my grandmas were a product of their environment. One helped out as a radio lady in WWII (I found out after she died... so I regret never just talking to her about HER past), and the other was stuck cooking for her family, even during vacations, so she never got to finish school and become better educated. Either way, I miss them both. Not a funny story but they're my nanas.
That is kind of like my two nanas. Both got married as teenagers. One of them went on to finish her undergrad after raising three kids, got a job, travelled. I never got to properly meet her as she passed away when I was 3 months old. The other one lived to be 80 years of age, cooked and cleaned every day, never finished high school. I couldn't say I knew her too well either. My mom later told me that she used to write poetry, often dreamed of still finishing high school. I sometimes think a little bit of both of them lives on in me and my sibling. I hope they can be proud of us wherever they are.
@@alonealien1474 Thank you for sharing. Breaks my heart when they want to be better educated and simply didn't have the time.
🧡 Yes me too, my grandmas weren’t funny they were serious hardworking women. They live on in me when I work hard like them. Rest In Eternal Peace Always to my Grandmas. 🧡
If my grandmother thought you were dating someone you shouldn't, she'd tell you to "enjoy the party, but dance by the door."
❤❤😂
I was due to give birth any day. My water broke and my husband was at work. I called my Mom to tell her my water broke. She said “I will get your Dad he can fix it”. Then she realized what she said.
Haha that’s hilarious!
My Nana always said “I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.”
I love this!! 😂😂
My kinda lady
My Mom use to say the exact same thing! Weren't our Moms great?
My grandma used to say, “well, I’m getting old”. Yeah, grandma, you’re 90. She lived to be 96!
Definitely using “I’m not buying any green bananas.” In my everyday life now. Brilliant!
I still don't really get it. I think I do, but I'm not sure.
My understanding is that if you buy green bananas, you have to wait for them to ripen. Basically, if you’re NOT buying green bananas, then you’re living your life in the now. Not waiting for it to happen.
I suppose there could be other meaning to it, but i went to this one. 👍🏼
Dear God no
I took it to mean she felt like shit and wasn't gonna be around for when they got ripe... but I like your positive take 😅
Idk, I have green bananas 🍌 bc we can cook them, sooooo idk. Help?😕
Back in the 1980s my grandma had an 8-cylinder car. She used to do doughnuts in icy parking lots. It had a bumper sticker that said 'god loves you and so do I' with a shamrock.
Anytime something mildly good would happen, my Nana would say, “Well, it’s better than a kick in the head”, idk why, it always made me laugh. Hard to argue with that logic.
My Grandma says the last one without the "name it after me" part.
Quote from my 97 yr old grandma about one of her daughter's: "She's on a diet until she sees food."
I miss my Nanas every single day they made me who I am today
Whenever we asked our grandma how she was doing said "well...im still alive so..." 😆
One of my grandfathers would always say he felt just like a 16 year old when asked how he was doing lol! And this was even after he had one of his legs amputated from diabetes! 💜💜
Well that's better than the "I think I'm alive, but I'm not really sure" answer I got once from my 82 year old grandpa 🤣🤣
When grandma would toot she'd say "you hear them barking ants?" 😆
This has been an awesome week of shows.
And RHCP as well
Rubber for your Papa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That “Pecky” one got me laughing so much I started coughing.
My grandfather used to say (regarding spicy food), “If it doesn’t burn going in and burn coming out, it’s not worth eating.” Words to live by!
I had a professor in college that would say "Spicy going in, spicy going out!" when he talked about Indian food
My Hungarian great-grandmother used to say, "You become like the one you sleep with."
This is perhaps the best insight ever. I think she is right.
My grandma asked me to buy her a Dutch once. Found out she did a lot of cocaina back in PR too, when she was young. She’s 87 now. I’ve never looked at her the same 😂
About grandma......she doesn't want us going out in the night to go swimming ....... She told us though to "WHY DON'T YOU GO NIGHT SWIMMING IN THE MORNING"!!!
The last one reminds me of my grandma... She used to say "If you can't be good, be good at it"... And "Drive fast. Take chances." I miss her!!
For any problem, whatsoever, my nani would first offer milk. One time my sister (7-8yr old) got her neck stuck under the car while chasing a cat! Everybody's gathered around, trying to get her out while my nani's standing there with a glass of milk😂🤷
Many moons ago I got a tattoo of the comedy/tragedy theater masks. When I showed my Nana (RIP) she said,”why couldn’t you have gotten an Angel or something. Instead of these demonic things”😂I just went with it.😁
I lost my Nana in January...i will forever miss her 💜😔
When I was very little my Grandma told me that fat people were "Full of meat and potatoes." I don't think she expected me to point to someone in line from a grocery store basket and repeat this.
for an embarrassing long period of time i thought LOL was Lots of Love too...
My Nan used to say if you can’t be good, be good at it.
I'd heard that last one so many times growing up that I have told my own sons that, too, as they grew up - and still do, today! 😄😄 Usually a shorter version, but sometimes the whole thing. 😄😄
Loved the last one!
My first fiance's grandmother called me Amy instead of Jamie for the first few months! I always answered! Love her!
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My grandmother was big into wives' tells. So when I was a little, she used to say to me if I wanted bigger boobs to jump up and down!!!!! 😂😂😂😅 It never worked!!
When I was 16, I did a short-term exchange with a school in France. When we first got to the school, an administrator told us in English, “Be careful, there are rubbers in the hall.” Robbers. There are robbers in the hall. Pick pockets. 🤣🤣🤣
Did you see the film with the French cab driver? "I hope you find .." ?
My ex-wife went to school in France for a couple of years - free tuition, even for a Canadian - living expenses, and that's it. A friend came back from holiday in England and asked her, "Qu'est-ce que ca veut dire, 'froggy wanker'?" She told him it meant 'masturbating frog', and he went off to call everybody he met by the term. lol
@1:42 That sounds like something my Nana would say! 🤣
My take on the green bananas statement is that grandma is about to go at any moment, and she won't be around by the time the green bananas are ripe enough to eat.
Yes... and there's the similar "one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel."
@@lisab6373 ....and I'm slipping fast.
One time my grandma was giving my mom and aunt directions to where they were driving to meet up with my grandma, because they’d never been the before.
They were on a big road that had two turns that went towards the right. Grandma told them to go right so obviously they chose the lane to the _most_ right.
They ended up getting lost and after some time driving around they realised they’d taken a wrong turn and they told my grandma her directions were wrong and she just answered “well you were only supposed to turn _gently_ to the right!”
That last one though.. lmao name it after me
I have my grandkids and great grandkids call me, Nan. When they're babies and say anything that sounds like Nan, I can say they said my name!
Yay
The person who is reading this comment , I wish you great success , health, love and happiness !💯
I am now Nana to nine.
The grandma who said the last one must have gotten lots of hugs from her 20-year-old grandchildren.
My grandma was over at my parent’s house for Mothers Day one year while both my younger brothers were stationed overseas (little brother Iraq, middle brother Afghanistan).
My middle brother had already called and told my mom he had her Mother’s Day gift coming in the mail, and the day prior she had received it, but not opened it.
One problem: instead of saying “Happy Mother’s Day mom”, it said “Happy Mother’s Day grandma”.
My grandma was clearly seething, and my dad, known for teasing her, was actually worried about her and asked her to say something. Her response: “I’m going to smack him for making me a great-grandma”.
Pointing to a condo for sale...she would tell me" look a condom is for sale" my response "wow thats a tight fit"
Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos~🎈
Jimmy Fallon hashtag awesomeness job
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@@antiita1977 hard pass
My sweet, garden club, bridge playing 80-something year old Mamaw liked to have a beer occasionally. Once she was visiting and asked if I had any beer, I said yes but it was a wheat beer and she might not like it. She said she'd give it a try so I served it up. Asked her what she thought and she said in her perfect Houston drawl, "They need to put that back in the horse."
I've never heard anyone say "that taste like horse piss" in that way lol
My grandma refused to get hearing aids cuz she swore her hearing was fine. One day she called to my grandpa from the kitchen (there was no wall between the rooms they were in) "Honey, do you want chicken or beef?" And my grandpa went "Chicken". After a few moments my grandma called again, louder. And my grandpa called back the same as before. My grandmother then shook her head and turned to my mother (who was helping with dinner) and said "He just doesn't hear so well anymore"
🤣
My Nana is just hilarious and she doesn't have to try to be. We would be at the table talking about something serious and she would change the subject with something random, like something someone said the other day. It's affectionately known now as doing a Nana.
the last one ("be careful...) appeared a lot in my high school yearbooks.
My saying is. . . . If you can't be good, then be bad and be good at it!!! And name em after me!!!😊
My great-grandmother was extremely superstitious. When I was about 8, I opened a drawer in the bathroom and found it filled with a hand towel all crumpled up. Thinking I’d help her tidy up, I pulled it out - a broken hand mirror was wrapped up inside it! I took it to my mother (because, broken glass), and she calmly wrapped it back up, handed it back to me, and told me to put it back how I found it and not to tell anyone else about it.
She didn’t want my grandmother to know I’d found her secret hiding spot for broken mirrors. Apparently, if no one else knows about the broken mirror, the bad luck is “out of sight, out of mind!”
I have two from my grandmother ("Gramio")...
1) She once yelled at a waitress at a restaurant for trying to take back the thing that would buzz and light up when your table was ready, because for some reason, Gramio INSISTED that it was a warmer for her coffee. That poor waitress lol.
2) When my boyfriend and I went to visit her in her nursing home before she passed, she was showing us around the memory ward she was in. We passed a large window that looked out to a courtyard that was having some construction done...she pointed at the ground where all the grass had been ripped up and said, "That's called dirt." Then, she pointed at a mound of dirt and said, "And that's a big pile of MORE dirt." We continued on our walk around the ward and passed by a room with the doors open where there was some sort of "exercise" thing going on...standing up and sitting down, step platforms, hitting a balloon around the room to each other...simple stuff. As we passed the room, Gramio leaned over to me and said, "They think they're such HOT SHIT." Boyfriend and I almost died laughing lmao.
Miss you, Gramio...you really were Gramio the Great. ❤
OH! Edit to add one more...She once left a message on our answering machine...she was trying to say "I had a heck of a time trying to call you", but her words jumbled and she stammered. The entire message was as follows: "Hi, it's Gramio...I had one heckunah...hecka... hecka...heckun...hecka...heck time trying to call you guys. Call me back." *click*. My whole family laughed, and frequently use the phrase "heck time" now. 😂
My brother had a friend named Depak but Mommom couldn't remember his name so she called him Tupac xD
Haha too funny n cute hashtags
my grandma would say "oh horse feathers" or she would say " you sound like a man with a cardboard elbow"
The first moment my grandma saw my father after he shaved off the beard he'd had for a long time she asked with genuine concern " what's the matter, you have a cold?
I like the old Hash Tags jingle better
That green bananas line is from George Burns🙂
That last one...
If you see something in the toilet, that's just coleslaw.
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My nana sleeps with the tv on next to my room. On the tv they’ve there were dogs fighting and she quickly got up thinking it was her dogs yelling god damnit
Oh no...too cute
Pecky made me laugh and laugh
well done!
grandma nita yeah ılove her so much, truly, thanks to gos she's still alive and well
During the pandemic lockdown, my niece was about to have a baby, we knew it was a girl. My daughter's Gramma (New to texting!) sent me a text that said "Sadie be bye xx" I told my daughter, Alicia just had her baby, it's a girl & her name is Sadie. I speak Gramma :)
I'm probably misintrpreting it, but "I'm not buying any green bananas" seems to imply one is going to die soon, before they turn ripe.
My great grandmother also known as my Nana used to say when I was a kid after just arriving at our house for a visit, is it time to go home yet?
My Granny shared with us some grafitti she'd seen at home in England: "I'm not daft, I'm not silly, I wear condoms on my willy", followed by a penetrating stare, then a collapse into giggles.
Penetrating stare lmfao 🤣
I’m like number 102!!
Recently my daughters Nana told me (her daughter) that she “love(s) you (me) like family” 🙄
I'm scared..
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There was a mobile home park next door to the cemetery where my Nana was to be buried. She used to joke that she was going to sell her house and move to the mobile home park. When her time came, we could just throw her over the fence.
I'm a Nana too but my grandkids are too little for this challenge. My son could .....I just texted him that I sent his bf a gift cuz that boy needs to calm tf down.
My Nana never liked saying the word “vagina” so she called them “ lady lips”
The vagina is different from the labia. The vagina is the actual tubular organ that goes inside of you. The labia is the skin around the vagina. They are known as lips.
And I think I’m going to call them that from now on! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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One of my stalkers would call my 89 year old grandma's. She insisted on answering. And telling him, don't be messing with mine. She's mine. I won't call the cops. And I'll go out there myself and take care of u. I Haven seen him in 6 years.
Nanananana....come on. #rhiana week🤣
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So mad my tweet didn't make it
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Hey eeeeh, pas fow... Eeeeh, ouan. En tk eeeh, jai déjà entendu des affaires qui étaient quand même un peu plus comique là. Pis tsé, c'est que ça pâssait pas sur la télé national hihi. Entk lol.