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  • @b_sway
    @b_sway 2 года назад +1911

    You know something is wrong when you think that Acai's text-to-speech alerts are actually part of the beat

    • @stoops664
      @stoops664 2 года назад +15

      Can’t like so it stays at 69

    • @Taib-Atte
      @Taib-Atte 2 года назад +26

      Yo Alex

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 Год назад +11

      @@Taib-Atte Acai’s producer tag right there

  • @MrTheil
    @MrTheil 2 года назад +1528

    The thing that stops these beats from being TOTAL trash is the fact that they have rhythm

    • @VVheeli
      @VVheeli 2 года назад +78

      Arguably it doesn’t have that. The piano in Beat 14… I want to rip out my eardrums so even my bones can’t vibe

    • @somberyu
      @somberyu 2 года назад +130

      @@VVheeli You clearly just don't have the musical sophistication to understand polyrhythms.
      Yes, it's a joke.

    • @fish4814
      @fish4814 2 года назад +56

      It also feels like most, if not all the beats have at least one element that actually slaps and could unironically work in different beats.

    • @zhubwat
      @zhubwat 2 года назад +9

      @@fish4814 The fact that a finished product even exists from that guy shows that he has SOME ability, but he really needs to learn when to take a step back and ask himself "should I sample the fart or not?"

    • @Shinransa
      @Shinransa 2 года назад +38

      @@zhubwat Clearly he's self aware if he called it "the worst beats ever created". Fuck it, no stopping just full send it. The fact the he created 26 of those is really the bothering part. He was probably laughing his ass off when he fucking sampled dolphin noises.

  • @Athanatos3301
    @Athanatos3301 2 года назад +769

    I just want to say that to the person at 5:00 who said that Beat 11 was an Uncertified Suburb Classic you made my sides go to orbit.

    • @mitchinatr7093
      @mitchinatr7093 2 года назад +15

      Amazing.

    • @whoosWE
      @whoosWE Год назад +2

      Sweet frawg's

    • @bugfriendz
      @bugfriendz Год назад +7

      this a sburb classic this some alpha kids music what the hell

    • @portal2kid
      @portal2kid 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@bugfriendz this beat is a Mark J. Hadley classic

  • @nickvitale
    @nickvitale 2 года назад +1576

    DistantCry is such a profound artist, they singlehandedly proved that whether or not something is a “beat” is subjective.

    • @Vitorio582
      @Vitorio582 2 года назад +62

      Well, everything is ON beat so I guess it counts

    • @TheJargonKing
      @TheJargonKing 2 года назад +68

      @@Vitorio582 "Just because it have a beat don't make it a beat" - Stevie Wonder

    • @opt1ss
      @opt1ss 2 года назад +72

      @@TheJargonKing “I can’t see the beat.” - Stevie Wonder

    • @johnlowrey2572
      @johnlowrey2572 2 года назад +53

      @@opt1ss "I can't see" - Stevie wonder

    • @yahirdoesbadvids
      @yahirdoesbadvids 2 года назад +26

      @@johnlowrey2572 "I can't" -steve

  • @DillonMeyer
    @DillonMeyer 2 года назад +1176

    I'm waiting for beat 23, a personal favorite. They say Thomas Jefferson used to crip walk to that beat.

    • @WorseReviews
      @WorseReviews 2 года назад +22

      I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @OscarGreenworth
      @OscarGreenworth 2 года назад +65

      Honestly 10 is my favorite
      “In the courtroom smackin tf out the bailiff…”

    • @Doc_Fun
      @Doc_Fun 2 года назад +14

      Everyone knows beat 7 is objectively superior. Also Tommy J died 40 years before that beat dropped. RIP

    • @BlazeIsTheMajor
      @BlazeIsTheMajor 2 года назад +6

      @@OscarGreenworth …da fuck?

    • @w_Ex
      @w_Ex 2 года назад +5

      can't wait until beat 25, probs the best out of all of them imo

  • @yatazen7670
    @yatazen7670 2 года назад +165

    beat 10 started off nice and then they played the plants vs zombies dolphin mp3 bro 😭😭

  • @misteradam3458
    @misteradam3458 2 года назад +671

    Ahh the infamous beat 10. It starts nicely then the madness comes

    • @alpha3ish
      @alpha3ish 2 года назад +55

      he in the courtroom smackin tf out of the bailiff

    • @pinksywedarnoc8017
      @pinksywedarnoc8017 2 года назад +22

      @@alpha3ish ay turn that shit off.
      TuRn It Up!?
      *TuRn ThAt BuLlShIt OfF!*

    • @Doc_Fun
      @Doc_Fun 2 года назад +4

      My boy LUI tearin it up

    • @friendlybane
      @friendlybane 2 года назад +4

      The start of Beat 10 is actually a separate beat made my a legit Soundcloud producer.

    • @MedicalBillz
      @MedicalBillz 2 года назад +6

      @@friendlybane The beginning is made by Tapehead, check his YT

  • @Perc1000
    @Perc1000 2 года назад +262

    He unintentionally put those phone notifications in, there were just so many record labels trying to reach him that it just happened

    • @jesuspernia8031
      @jesuspernia8031 2 года назад +13

      And it just so happened to be on beat

  • @qxys.
    @qxys. 2 года назад +87

    "🤖 Distant cry on the beat 🤖"
    Best producer tag of all time

  • @_xavier_rosas_
    @_xavier_rosas_ 2 года назад +289

    All I will say is that this really cheeses my burger

    • @AnAnonymousAuditor
      @AnAnonymousAuditor 2 года назад +18

      this really beeses my churger

    • @RT4eva9
      @RT4eva9 2 года назад +9

      This really beegers my cheeser

  • @Bagel920
    @Bagel920 2 года назад +65

    The second he sampled Fairy Fountain I broke down

  • @fridgegaming1544
    @fridgegaming1544 2 года назад +219

    It was really hard to hear but in beat 15 at 10:58 especially I think they sampled the noise that plays when you select something at the self checkout at walmart. Like, when the computer says "insert card or select payment type" and you tap on the screen, the water droplet sound that plays. Absolutely unreal.

    • @moonsalibi
      @moonsalibi 2 года назад +24

      Oh my fucking god it is that sound

    • @dwaterson21
      @dwaterson21 Год назад

      It fucking IS. I HATE THAT.

  • @vxxiii4160
    @vxxiii4160 2 года назад +188

    I've never seen Acai fighting for his sanity as much as in this saga

    • @beefjerky007
      @beefjerky007 2 года назад +2

      Counterpoint: Confusion Vol. 1-4

  • @jacobburnett1175
    @jacobburnett1175 2 года назад +302

    Beat 10 sounded great at the start. Got some nice 90s hip hop vibes. And then got by a fucking porpoise

    • @321gofast7
      @321gofast7 2 года назад +29

      That's actually a beat made by a different person, it's called Crime Side by Tapehead

  • @Agganon0
    @Agganon0 2 года назад +198

    The fact that I’ve heard more of these beats than real songs this year is astonishing

  • @reshiexe286
    @reshiexe286 2 года назад +173

    As you can see
    They are slowly getting better.
    *It scares me.*

    • @sayospecter6731
      @sayospecter6731 2 года назад +7

      It's devolving... But forward.

    • @reshiexe286
      @reshiexe286 2 года назад +1

      How did the saying go again?
      *"It's not an evolution, but a level up"?*

    • @RoomShambles23
      @RoomShambles23 2 года назад +3

      See that's the thing! He's clearly a talented producer. You can't make something this God awful this catchy. He just chooses to use his powers for evil and that just makes it funnier 😂

  • @maxrevs24
    @maxrevs24 2 года назад +140

    the funniest part is whenever there's a bassline that completely swamps the mix out

  • @heyitslost
    @heyitslost 2 года назад +425

    the fact that i'm coming back to these videos, listening to them, and kind of enjoying them makes me feel like this is some strange soundcloud stockholm syndrome

    • @heyitslost
      @heyitslost 2 года назад +49

      okay i commented this like a quarter of the way through the video then he made the same joke
      fuck

    • @Skunksio
      @Skunksio 2 года назад

      sssss
      Some Strange Soundcloud Stockholm Syndrome

  • @FloydianSystem
    @FloydianSystem 2 года назад +253

    I love how Beat 11 is specifically the GBA version because of how bit crushed that shit is

    • @raptorjeezus2607
      @raptorjeezus2607 2 года назад +8

      Damn I didn’t realise but now I hear it lol

    • @bisxkitvixxn
      @bisxkitvixxn 2 года назад +14

      I think it’s specifically the Four Swords one

  • @kingoftropes922
    @kingoftropes922 2 года назад +53

    Beat 12 legit knocked the wind out of me holy shit man

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst 2 года назад +1

      Wait where’s the audio from

    • @dogfellow3848
      @dogfellow3848 2 года назад +11

      @@stahduhst You mean the shouting? I'm pretty sure that's from R.Kelly's interview on Oprah

  • @b_sway
    @b_sway 2 года назад +41

    Acai wearing an Ocarina of Time shirt makes Beat #11 even funnier

  • @jamescoyne4559
    @jamescoyne4559 2 года назад +59

    “Belcome wack” with the I am going to be Switzerland sound unironically made me laugh way too hard and the video hasn’t even started yet

  • @michaelhummer9491
    @michaelhummer9491 2 года назад +47

    That last song is like when you stand up too fast and are just utterly disoriented for a second, but for a whole minute

  • @willduncan6909
    @willduncan6909 2 года назад +39

    In the last episode, Brown Man was complaining during Beat 9 about the overusage of the "aH" sample in both it and the past eight beats. Beat 10 then doesn't use the "aH" sample at all, tricking your brain into thinking "oh good, DistantCry has finally moved on from using that dumb sample". Then, in Beat 11, it is the MAIN SAMPLE, effectively keeping the tempo.
    Genius.

  • @VVheeli
    @VVheeli 2 года назад +49

    This is like the audio version of someone eating vanilla ice cream and throwing up an hour later. This is the taste of this music.

  • @rebel-friend69
    @rebel-friend69 2 года назад +65

    I actually recognize the DJ sample in beat 14! It used to be a part of my friends old keyboard where you can switch to sound effects and that sample would play when you switch to the sound effect mode lol

    • @beefjerky007
      @beefjerky007 2 года назад +18

      My old high school band director used to have the same keyboard in the band room and any time there was the SLIGHTEST break we’d be all over the keyboard spamming “DJ! DJ! DJ!”

    • @bisxkitvixxn
      @bisxkitvixxn 2 года назад +7

      Yessir! Gotta love the Yamaha DJ Button

  • @Gakulon
    @Gakulon 2 года назад +44

    That Link to the Past sample got me remembering how Nintendo got GilvaSunner and now I'm sad as hell

  • @petalpotionsart
    @petalpotionsart 2 года назад +61

    Honestly this is just a testament to DistantCry's talent. It takes a certain kind of talent and skill to fuck a beat up like that dude does

  • @roboterson
    @roboterson 2 года назад +95

    These are some top tier beats. They always remind me of "Club banger 3000". May he rest in peace.

  • @pesto408
    @pesto408 2 года назад +44

    oh my god, they DID NOT sample R KELLY xD

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 года назад +62

    DistantCry is the greatest producer alive.

  • @jennydeath6844
    @jennydeath6844 2 года назад +52

    This whole project has been a trip. Never have beats earned the title of "stinky" quite like these do

  • @JOSHwtff
    @JOSHwtff 2 года назад +21

    that dolphin sound sync with the notes is so funny to watch! LMAO

  • @bmac4
    @bmac4 2 года назад +20

    I love the look of sheer incredulousness when we go from actually okay beat to dolphin noises

  • @bonnibloop_
    @bonnibloop_ 2 года назад +40

    i cant tell if the music is getting better or if my music taste is getting worse, either way i think im ok with it

  • @hak-en-slash4636
    @hak-en-slash4636 2 года назад +32

    beat 15 is freaking hilarious. idk why it made me laugh but it also kinda slapped.

  • @Lunascaped
    @Lunascaped 2 года назад +5

    Beat 12 physically made me recoil holy shit

  • @Coughie_
    @Coughie_ 2 года назад +20

    Immediately stressed at dolphin noises 😂

  • @TheFillyosopher
    @TheFillyosopher 2 года назад +3

    Not just any dolphin, that's a straight up Plants vs Zombies Dolphin.

  • @DrEisenhower
    @DrEisenhower 2 года назад +13

    Do not watch this series without breaks. "belcome wack" alone sent me into wheezing hysterics and I might need an ambulance.

  • @Oronaps
    @Oronaps 2 года назад +17

    I feel like I just put my brain into a blender and water to make a smoothie and poured it back into my head especially during beat 13.

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 2 года назад +5

    beat 10 is like distantcry pulls you back up, introduces you to lui, and then kicks you back down

  • @KaibaKid_
    @KaibaKid_ Год назад +3

    Letting this man cook instantly puts him in America’s Worst Cooks

  • @a2empo2
    @a2empo2 2 года назад +11

    My heart goes out to DistantCry for making the perfect music for people that inspire to be artists, it teaches us what exactly not to do.

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 2 года назад +2

      It's also the perfect music for people who need a creative boost.

  • @blegh9177
    @blegh9177 2 года назад +129

    the second beat actually sounds pretty good unironically

  • @ilovetoread18
    @ilovetoread18 2 года назад +7

    i think beat 13 just proves that chemical plant zone actually heals anything it touches because i was still jamming

  • @It-is-a-Smash-Hit
    @It-is-a-Smash-Hit 2 года назад +19

    imma be honest Beats 10-15 might be one of the greatest creations on the worst beats ever created mostly because of how they the type of strange that hits different and because of how dead my music taste is

  • @TheInunah
    @TheInunah 2 года назад +10

    Correction: that was Minish Cap Fairy Fountain, which is A Link to the Past Fairy Fountain but with some faint white noise in the back and very slightly different instruments. Some of the actual notes also differ from A Link to the Past.
    You can kinda hear the white noise, especially in the beginning before the beat kicks in, so even if you can't identify the instrument difference you can at least hear it's not ALTTP.
    Don't forget about my man Minish Cap, y'all. He don't deserve to be disrespected like that.

  • @saltyowl3229
    @saltyowl3229 2 года назад +6

    Yknow. Distantcry genuinely shows the skill in his tracks to do phenomenal production work, like this guy could probably get an actual job doing it. I wanna see that success. I wanna see someone go from clone hero shitposting to actually producing for money.

  • @Gandhi_Physique
    @Gandhi_Physique 2 года назад +62

    I actually like these "worst beats", they are much too structured tbh. The only bad part are the sounds, but I like weird chaotic music like Machine Girl so it doesn't bother me lol

  • @furretch
    @furretch 2 года назад +11

    The entire DistantCry saga sounds like every friday night funkin song combined

  • @braydentoomey7507
    @braydentoomey7507 2 года назад +6

    Beat 15 was on that "you are now breathing manually" shit

  • @bigshrimpin5093
    @bigshrimpin5093 2 года назад +7

    Beat 12 is definitely an unreleased Death Grips single

  • @zelassin
    @zelassin 2 года назад +33

    Damn, Acai really be out there juicing this collection to the max. Make 5 more videos of it

  • @dwaterson21
    @dwaterson21 2 года назад +2

    Beat 15 is what we would receive if we told aliens without context to make "popular music"

  • @Viper555
    @Viper555 2 года назад +2

    11:49 had me so confused, I thought my roommate was calling my name

  • @lolizero265
    @lolizero265 2 года назад +3

    7:46 that hit me off guard harder than Mario slapping the 4 parallel universe out of Bowser.

  • @chancellorally8766
    @chancellorally8766 2 года назад +3

    The dolphin noise im dying--

  • @1300Joseyukno
    @1300Joseyukno 2 года назад +2

    Y'all noticed the offbeat piano on beat 14 was actually Murder On My Mind by Melly?

  • @SlapChopMyShamWow
    @SlapChopMyShamWow 2 года назад +11

    Hope you get to 23, easily my favorite one DistantCry has done. Literally had me gasping for air from laughing so hard the first time I heard it

  • @lucaswilliamson8439
    @lucaswilliamson8439 2 года назад +2

    9:14 collectively enjoying the piano but not remembering where that shit is from

    • @SirRJay
      @SirRJay 2 года назад

      Murder On My Mind

  • @id10t_err0r4
    @id10t_err0r4 2 года назад +3

    Beat 14 is a very innovative way to use poly meter to shake up the hip hop scene

  • @duckdudette
    @duckdudette 2 года назад +5

    This is the sound of ADHD:
    Beat 10 - Man got a feature from a dolphin
    Beat 11 - A health
    Beat 12 - Djent 2022 ft. Unwanted social commentary
    Beat 13 - A $17 midi keyboard going super saiyan
    Beat 14 - The natural sequel to Donda (DJ)
    Beat 15 - Caribbean nuke type beat

  • @josp1459
    @josp1459 2 года назад +2

    8:47 wtf that's the 'DJ!' sound effect that was on my first keyboard why is this making me nostalgic bruhhh

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 2 года назад +4

    The first one’s start was decent, then It just shits itself.
    11 sounds like something I made when I discovered you could import midi files in fl studio.
    14 sounds like that Yamaha keyboard in most schools.

  • @burningrabbit7278
    @burningrabbit7278 2 года назад +3

    These beats made me (distant) cry

  • @artemis2947
    @artemis2947 2 года назад +3

    10:00 host migration type beat

  • @robtheslob1221
    @robtheslob1221 2 года назад +7

    You can see the pain in his eyes with every beat 😂😭

  • @Xakik
    @Xakik 2 года назад +4

    It was so nice of lebron to record the videos for these charts

  • @goncalocarneiro3043
    @goncalocarneiro3043 2 года назад +3

    The Water Temple Boss coming up with the smooth aquatic Beat 11.

  • @nexusdoesretro513
    @nexusdoesretro513 2 года назад +2

    "In da courtroom smackin tf out da bailiff"
    *Dolphin sounds*
    "The fuck?"

  • @sauceboss3918
    @sauceboss3918 2 года назад +6

    idk how to feel about the fact that a small part of me thinks the audible diarrhea that is beat 14 almost slaps

  • @crashcoptr
    @crashcoptr 2 года назад +1

    the background video for 13 being slung as if it's being click-dragged really adds to the experience

  • @ThingsUnknown
    @ThingsUnknown 2 года назад +1

    I love how everytime you play these, it just reduces to *Reluctant Vibing*

  • @bisxkitvixxn
    @bisxkitvixxn 2 года назад +2

    I’m glad y’all enjoy this man’s stuff! Can’t wait to see Alec’s reaction to 18, 20, 25, and 26.

  • @lucasnanami
    @lucasnanami 2 года назад +3

    i need a full version of the beginning of Beat 10.
    also, i recognize it from Baku Series, so now my mind can't unhear Broomstick saying "tf????" after the dolphin noise lmaooo

    • @SirRJay
      @SirRJay 2 года назад +4

      the opening sample of Beat 10 is called “Crime Side” by Tapehead

    • @lucasnanami
      @lucasnanami 2 года назад +1

      @@SirRJay thank you

  • @vinnygiannuzzi2893
    @vinnygiannuzzi2893 2 года назад +1

    15 is just an "ate bad shrimp that gave you diarrhea on a Hawaiian cruise"- type beat

  • @marukinSFM
    @marukinSFM 2 года назад +4

    What if aliens find these and assume based on the dancing in the back that this is what we genuinely listen to and show up playing it to get our trust

  • @memz_man1411
    @memz_man1411 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:21 “in the courtroom smackin tf out the baliff”

  • @xitcix8360
    @xitcix8360 2 года назад +7

    Beat 15 actually sounds pretty good

  • @mni219
    @mni219 2 года назад +1

    You got me and my brother into Clone Hero and I just wanted to say thank you bro.

  • @EndiezYT
    @EndiezYT 2 года назад

    at 8:26 you hit us with the patented Schmooey splice HAHAHAHA

  • @natebait
    @natebait 2 года назад +2

    10:02 what in the tortimer island from animal crossing new leaf type beat

  • @toast3646
    @toast3646 2 года назад +4

    But what no one knew was that the creator's name was short for "A distant cry for help"

  • @pastah6801
    @pastah6801 2 года назад +2

    The person who said nonce type beat in chat during beat 12 deserves a raise holy shit

  • @haabyalexis1157
    @haabyalexis1157 2 года назад +4

    Not gonna lie if the beat 11 had normal samples it would actually be fire

  • @drifblim9878
    @drifblim9878 2 года назад +5

    I was going to play rb4 and listen to some good music, but this is arguably just as good

  • @ninjafanninjago
    @ninjafanninjago 2 года назад +11

    At 2:33 when beat 11 starts. Just that ENTIRE session. Can we all give the man RESPECT for HARDLY strumming!? That is how you KNOW he is a LEGENDARY PRO at Guitar Hero. I counted 16-17 TIMES that ENTITE SESSION. 😮

  • @deserted4ever
    @deserted4ever 2 года назад +3

    I swear you need to get ready for number 20
    donation

  • @uwantarefund2564
    @uwantarefund2564 2 года назад

    I live for the reactions you give for videos like this.

  • @snackers199
    @snackers199 2 года назад +1

    Beat 10 starts out pretty fire but then it triggers my instinct to answer a call on my phone when I'm ALREADY LOOKING AT IT

  • @trashman1791
    @trashman1791 2 года назад +1

    When the R Kelly interview came in I think I almost passed out

  • @MajesticSpite
    @MajesticSpite 2 года назад +2

    The piano sample on beat fourteen is the piano from "Murder On My Mind" by YNW Melly for those who are curious.

  • @Dracula_sb
    @Dracula_sb 2 года назад +1

    The persistent phone vibrating is giving me anxiety

  • @cleanshowcases7752
    @cleanshowcases7752 2 года назад

    This is the best clone hero video in existence.
    DJ!

  • @bluebro827
    @bluebro827 2 года назад +7

    We are not even 45 seconds in and I already know that this is going to be a shit show LOL

  • @AfowliaHDTV4K
    @AfowliaHDTV4K 2 года назад +1

    in the court room smacking tf out the bailiff

  • @smergthedargon8974
    @smergthedargon8974 2 года назад +1

    11:32
    Oh man, we gettin' Phrygian Dominant here?

  • @technospyform1578
    @technospyform1578 2 года назад +1

    This really cheeses my popcorn
    And I prefer butter
    Why does Beat 15 sound like P.I.M.P

  • @Eryk024
    @Eryk024 2 года назад

    Bro I can't wait for you to get to beats 19 and 25