Gordon Ramsay - The Arguments Compilation

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  • @dontstealmydecals
    @dontstealmydecals 5 лет назад +5807

    Video in a nutshell:
    25% Gordon cussing
    25% People yelling at Gordon
    50% Gordon staring at people in amazement of how stupid they are.

    • @stevenswartz5297
      @stevenswartz5297 5 лет назад +85

      That's his whole career in a nutshell

    • @TheAveragePcGuy
      @TheAveragePcGuy 5 лет назад +32

      I mean think about it, half of the population is dumber than someone of average intelligence

    • @Silver-Freddy
      @Silver-Freddy 5 лет назад +18

      JoJo statistics be like

    • @TheSFMCreators
      @TheSFMCreators 5 лет назад +7

      and 100% great banter

    • @the__________
      @the__________ 5 лет назад

      There was that fat head guy

  • @VD-97
    @VD-97 5 лет назад +7291

    2:30
    *Gordon:* _"Plonker"_
    *Chef:* _"Twat"_
    Perfect English banter.

    • @VD-97
      @VD-97 5 лет назад +132

      @Hailee Allen Yeah you're right, he is straightforward, also verbal but his ways really get results out of people.

    • @IanPatrickOfficial
      @IanPatrickOfficial 5 лет назад +41

      Mr. Chipmunk hahaha

    • @joeschmoe1150
      @joeschmoe1150 5 лет назад +233

      Even as an American, I loved the hell out of that.

    • @xDruidxHD
      @xDruidxHD 5 лет назад +143

      sexual tension

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 5 лет назад +21

      It's funny though. if you have potential, and I mean. The real potential to own a great restaurant. He respects it much more, and you'll probably get away with it more than others.

  • @duskrush
    @duskrush 5 лет назад +4604

    These arguments seem a lot more toned down without the bomb defusal music that they play in the US version.

    • @FriP_theduck
      @FriP_theduck 5 лет назад +354

      US likes drama.

    • @Jabba094
      @Jabba094 5 лет назад +573

      ‘Bomb defusal music’
      Glorious

    • @ropete33
      @ropete33 5 лет назад +173

      This is why I prefer the British ones. Much less on the drama.

    • @elijosc1963
      @elijosc1963 5 лет назад +107

      I prefer american ones I personally think they are funnier.

    • @glassboxfish
      @glassboxfish 5 лет назад +132

      Stovakhiin I like both versions lol the American version is faster and funnier and then British version is slower and more personal

  • @sebastianklein9322
    @sebastianklein9322 4 года назад +1657

    Mad respect for that one lady who said “we’re acting like children, aren’t we?” Only person I’ve ever seen realize they’re acting foolish and do something about it and it’s very respectable.

    • @yomama531
      @yomama531 4 года назад +54

      That woman was honestly great in that episode, her husband was a delusional hoarder

    • @julianandrews7931
      @julianandrews7931 4 года назад +37

      She only said that to get on Gordon’s good side

    • @lieutenantpepper2734
      @lieutenantpepper2734 4 года назад +24

      She broke the 4th wall

    • @rat4992
      @rat4992 Год назад +17

      4:10

    • @ciaraneire1
      @ciaraneire1 6 месяцев назад +5

      She was behind the scenes pulling the old boys lanyard the whole episode and then said that to make herself look good.

  • @LTCTTM
    @LTCTTM 5 лет назад +3656

    I really admire Gordon for not flaunting the fact that he is a Michelin Star chef. He’s got every reason to argue about how successful he is but he doesn’t.

    • @parkerharris4489
      @parkerharris4489 5 лет назад +327

      Oshan Wijeratne I keep waiting for him to respond to the question “who the fuck do you think you are?” With a damn good “IM GORDAN FUCKING RAMSAY WHO ARE YOU?”

    • @josephmother2659
      @josephmother2659 5 лет назад +51

      I think everyone knows who he is already

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 5 лет назад +9

      it is very self evident. His new Lucky Cat restaurant is shite thogh

    • @vriskacircuit2885
      @vriskacircuit2885 5 лет назад +30

      He Is humble

    • @aydandeadpool3564
      @aydandeadpool3564 5 лет назад +90

      He just says im a chef not a star chef respect

  • @dawddawds8019
    @dawddawds8019 5 лет назад +4486

    Arguments in brittish are hilarious.
    "ouh"
    "Yea?"
    "Ouinnh"
    "...Go on, finish it then"
    " *go cook a mussel* "

    • @jesush.christ5978
      @jesush.christ5978 5 лет назад +68

      its a shite state of affairs.

    • @salvest3rr
      @salvest3rr 5 лет назад +162

      Are you....... taking the piss?
      You're a foking knob m8 fuk off

    • @donaldmack2307
      @donaldmack2307 5 лет назад +41

      ritoxic foookin ell

    • @maverick6300
      @maverick6300 5 лет назад +5

      Yohan Scoobuko hahahahahahahahah

    • @SethKolbePrefect
      @SethKolbePrefect 5 лет назад +56

      I love english banter. Nothing wrong with it but very entertaining to watch. 😂

  • @jazzora
    @jazzora 5 лет назад +3189

    *Calls Gordon to help the restaurant*
    Gordon: The food sucks.
    Them: Don't tell me what to do.

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 5 лет назад +58

      Jazzora I know right like you asked for help so let him help your restaurant out I love Gordon Ramsay he tells it like it is

    • @franzisaryk5965
      @franzisaryk5965 5 лет назад +27

      David Lankford and it’s not like they didn’t know how he is if they asked for his help they obviously know how he does it

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 5 лет назад +3

      Franz Isaryk that’s what I’m saying

    • @jongaulthero
      @jongaulthero 5 лет назад +29

      "No! No! No! Our food is fine! I've tasted it and all 3 of my friends like it! You're wrong!"
      "Well, this is how they cook it here. It's supposed to be like that. If it's not made like that, no one will eat it."
      "Gordon's problem is that he has just never actually tasted REAL authentic (INSERT ETHNIC RACE HERE) food. He's too used to tasting all that fancy foreign stuff."
      "This was my mother's recipe and my Mother was the best cook in the world! I make it exactly as she used to make it........except I just use different ingredients."
      Damn, the excuses these idiots have is unreal!!!

    • @franzisaryk5965
      @franzisaryk5965 5 лет назад +2

      TheMajR Payne damn I thought u were being serious for a sec there you got me good one sir

  • @rat4992
    @rat4992 Год назад +481

    He strikes a great balance between pushing buttons, being honest, and giving constructive criticism.

    • @JJBerthume
      @JJBerthume 11 месяцев назад +6

      Ik it's both entertaining and edifying like I feel like he's calling me out to be a better person and I'm here for it like wtf are we here for to dick around? Especially when we have people depending on us notwithstanding that a privileged life is precious nonetheless...

    • @seanjackson824
      @seanjackson824 9 месяцев назад +5

      Well said 💯

  • @varshkietukas
    @varshkietukas 5 лет назад +3405

    5:24 A rare footage of gordon arguing with cocacola bottle

    • @varshkietukas
      @varshkietukas 5 лет назад +26

      @CRAZY ROBOTS 😃😃Thanks

    • @clintclint7673
      @clintclint7673 5 лет назад +22

      dude i thought the same that bottle in sight HAHA

    • @varshkietukas
      @varshkietukas 5 лет назад +11

      @@clintclint7673 🤣🤣

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 5 лет назад +84

      He practices on coke bottles before work

    • @davidvarnes7708
      @davidvarnes7708 5 лет назад +80

      Well, it was a Diet Coke. It was fookin' raw.

  • @jaharned1
    @jaharned1 8 лет назад +2356

    There is so much more tension here with the uncut and lack of music.

    • @markuskruger4789
      @markuskruger4789 8 лет назад +132

      jaharned1 this is so much better than the one in the US because it seems so much more real

    • @thefreshgreenbeast6458
      @thefreshgreenbeast6458 5 лет назад +32

      *Alex H.*
      *It would sound more annoying with the music.*

    • @freshfishonly
      @freshfishonly 5 лет назад +1

      that's the main difference between UK and US television. At least it used to be

    • @charliethemaddawg
      @charliethemaddawg 5 лет назад +12

      No need for the music to provide an audible mind block to hearing pure arguing and tension, which is frankly more entertaining. Just like a candy bar in the US has more chemicals and preservatives than the same candy bar from the UK. Same difference with Gordon's show.

    • @Radioactivepaladin0703
      @Radioactivepaladin0703 5 лет назад +1

      The music ruins it..

  • @WetCiggizz
    @WetCiggizz 5 лет назад +3872

    I love how “passive aggressive” English arguments are

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 5 лет назад +147

      Red-Eyed- Ranger while the American arguments have everyone screaming and yelling

    • @SolaceAmv
      @SolaceAmv 5 лет назад +48

      That shit is annoying AF

    • @hardcoredoom5892
      @hardcoredoom5892 4 года назад +39

      It comes from kissing the Royal Family’s ass. The English have to keep their tongues in their cheeks, but that’s what makes their lingo so clever.

    • @I_Get_Computers_Puting
      @I_Get_Computers_Puting 4 года назад +73

      They're the best cause Gordon goes straight down the pipe with his arguments. He leaves no room for misunderstandings.

    • @llewodcm20
      @llewodcm20 4 года назад +4

      @@hardcoredoom5892 interesting theory

  • @shortsweet8563
    @shortsweet8563 4 года назад +872

    "Mr. Chipmunk in the corner..." that whole part had me!!😂😂😂😂

    • @juancardona3886
      @juancardona3886 4 года назад +12

      Lmao same. 💀

    • @jimmylittle9393
      @jimmylittle9393 4 года назад +36

      One of my favourite episodes...the chef later moved to a new restaurant and got fired for stealing cheques.

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 4 года назад +22

      That spray tan looking blonde was kinda cute

    • @dash4786
      @dash4786 4 года назад +4

      Lmao! I love how he says "you understand!" And glares at him lol

    • @bryanprime3438
      @bryanprime3438 4 года назад

      @@jimmylittle9393 Oh I would've reported him to the police for that

  • @kaitlynvantienhoven8355
    @kaitlynvantienhoven8355 8 лет назад +3573

    "For as long as I've got a hole in my butt, big boy." I just can't XD

    • @daywalker3068
      @daywalker3068 8 лет назад +15

      ik haha

    • @barristanselmy2758
      @barristanselmy2758 8 лет назад +49

      +Majora Every time someone lies to me i always say that line.

    • @brazilianwavement8861
      @brazilianwavement8861 6 лет назад +16

      I have just spitted the beer when i heard that oh lord 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jd1ify
      @jd1ify 6 лет назад +3

      i agree bro

    • @i.m.4044
      @i.m.4044 5 лет назад +9

      @@brazilianwavement8861 Spat*

  • @n0rm3nv4rg5
    @n0rm3nv4rg5 5 лет назад +1497

    Gordon swearing without the over dramatic music is strangely ASMR.

    • @bisexellence__
      @bisexellence__ 5 лет назад +17

      WAIT. SWEAR TO THE ANCESTORS I thought I was the only one! 😩🤣

    • @dumbfoundedkiryu9468
      @dumbfoundedkiryu9468 4 года назад +13

      Gordon Ramsay enters your house and criticizes your food ASMR now.

    • @miriameclipse7953
      @miriameclipse7953 4 года назад

      I agree

    • @thorodinson7860
      @thorodinson7860 4 года назад +4

      i fell asleep to this with a smile on my RAW FUCKING FACE

    • @julidee_
      @julidee_ 3 года назад

      💀

  • @ranker4
    @ranker4 8 лет назад +2016

    You can't win against Gordon at arguments. Mediocrity can't defeat experience.

    • @celestinac1105
      @celestinac1105 8 лет назад +99

      The guy at 1:39-2:30 came pretty close tho! Haha

    • @JohnSmith-yi9cp
      @JohnSmith-yi9cp 6 лет назад +8

      @@celestinac1105 he was funny ashell

    • @Dennis4523
      @Dennis4523 5 лет назад +32

      You can win an argument with Gordon , if it’s not about food

    • @danielhenderson762
      @danielhenderson762 5 лет назад +45

      @@celestinac1105 i agree. He hadn't cooked a mussel before, the convo should have ended right there but Gordon kept at it. Good on him for standing up for himself in my opinion.
      Also 5:30 has a point, maybe he does deserve to be spoken to like a normal person instead of just mouthing off

    • @thomasbrown938
      @thomasbrown938 5 лет назад +14

      @@celestinac1105 plonker

  • @sirgallant5000
    @sirgallant5000 4 года назад +252

    15:30 I love this scene, it's not Gordon's place, but he's there, his name is attached to it and he looks ashamed. He knows the customer is right and he's not just going "oh, that's not my fault, I'm just making a TV show here", he's taking it and taking the responsibility. Legend.

    • @sassoakaron2811
      @sassoakaron2811 4 года назад +34

      Thought it was the start of a sketch when that long haired man walked in haha

    • @evilduck44
      @evilduck44 11 месяцев назад +7

      And then when he says at 16:25 “you’re gonna run off and start smoking again” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@evilduck44"Let's stop the embarrassment further"

    • @businessman7336
      @businessman7336 2 месяца назад

      This was a classy moment. Within the setting, he respects the customer regardless of his level of personal responsibility for their experience.

  • @DRDINOMEOW
    @DRDINOMEOW 5 лет назад +1963

    "ILL SHOUT THEN ILL CALM DOWN, now i've shouted and now ill start to calm down."
    i need to use this when im in an argument

    • @FraeuleinSunshine
      @FraeuleinSunshine 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @chaoticgood4897
      @chaoticgood4897 5 лет назад +2

      DR DINOMEOW now let us put it to the test

    • @chaoticgood4897
      @chaoticgood4897 5 лет назад +2

      DR DINOMEOW U sUcK

    • @sprycmg
      @sprycmg 5 лет назад +19

      Making yourself aware of your hoghtened sensitivety and actively acknowledging your irrationality in an argument is a very effective de escalation strategy I use it sometimes when I can

    • @Dektoonics_inc.
      @Dektoonics_inc. 5 лет назад +2

      You forgot the dick part

  • @diamondkonk1196
    @diamondkonk1196 5 лет назад +512

    “ p l o n k e r”
    “T w a t”

    • @DarlingNikki2
      @DarlingNikki2 4 года назад +21

      That entire exchange had me wheezing with laughter! They were arguing like brothers or something LOL!

  • @ddjenai12
    @ddjenai12 5 лет назад +797

    "Would you be so kind to remove the apricot from the mashed potato."

    • @Wolf-os9yu
      @Wolf-os9yu 5 лет назад +2

      Diane DeVos love it hahaha

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 5 лет назад +102

      "You see, now you're bein' a foken sarcast-"

    • @HarshNerf
      @HarshNerf 5 лет назад +26

      @@scribese7en he had a point tho, he was screwing with him

    • @SegaDream131
      @SegaDream131 4 года назад +8

      I don't know which one offends the other more, the mashed potato or the fruit.....

    • @captainham1511
      @captainham1511 4 года назад +12

      Karan Harsh Wardhan Yes, but what chef gets defensive about apricots in their mashed potatoes?

  • @ST-cv4vn
    @ST-cv4vn 4 года назад +169

    Gordon: "gives constrictive criticism"
    STOP HARASSING ME!!!!!!!

  • @adirblazkowics7717
    @adirblazkowics7717 5 лет назад +929

    Lmao without all the music, this shit's actually pretty damn seriously intense

  • @DruovanniDefoe
    @DruovanniDefoe 7 лет назад +806

    UK Version shits all over the US Version... It's way more raw and realistic, and the fights are genuine...

  • @albsmalbs
    @albsmalbs 7 лет назад +406

    "Customers can hear you"
    yeah because the intense sound effects aren't playing over their voices lol

    • @CiroAmc
      @CiroAmc 5 лет назад +9

      albonatious21 Customahs can hey you!

  • @alextrose7
    @alextrose7 4 года назад +158

    "For as long as I've got a hole in my butt big boy those f'ing potatoes have been in the deep fat fryer."
    LMAO that line absolutely killed me!!! Sometimes Gordon effortlessly spouts some pure gold! Lol

    • @louisyork1894
      @louisyork1894 4 года назад +6

      He’s one of the funniest dudes I ever heard. Everything he says makes me just lose it. Love that guy

  • @shanebanzet7205
    @shanebanzet7205 5 лет назад +862

    "As long as I've got a hole in my butt big boi" 😂

  • @max_op64072
    @max_op64072 4 года назад +1163

    " *Plonker, TWAT* " I love this moment

  • @Kappadee91
    @Kappadee91 8 лет назад +315

    I realize watching this that people just can't understand what Gordon Ramsay trying to teach them, they just see a man screaming and swearing with a very harsh attititude and they get upset and scared.
    They don't see underneath, a very few actually does it.
    He's REALLY passionate about what he doing and he just not fuck around.
    That's the difference between a successful man like Gordon and these people.

    • @Kappadee91
      @Kappadee91 8 лет назад

      Gordon is a hustler.
      These people are full of shit.

    • @heayawnkim7892
      @heayawnkim7892 8 лет назад +9

      He never sugar coats anything and is blunt

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 8 лет назад +3

      He not a pushover that's why he's like that

    • @mrwolf31
      @mrwolf31 8 лет назад +1

      You are telling me you believe that this show is for real? TV show is for real? LOL Nice IQ you got there.. lol

    • @Buzzyboyish
      @Buzzyboyish 7 лет назад +5

      It's FUCKING, RAW!

  • @Razer5542
    @Razer5542 4 года назад +121

    'Stop shouting'
    'I'm not shouting!'
    *Proceeds to shout*

  • @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe
    @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe 5 лет назад +1177

    “Cook a mussel”
    “no, u”

    • @earthisflat9067
      @earthisflat9067 5 лет назад +4

      It would have taken under 5 minutes to do that from cleaning to plate. Why not just show him?

    • @sloppytoppy8069
      @sloppytoppy8069 5 лет назад +4

      Lmaooo😂

    • @sloppytoppy8069
      @sloppytoppy8069 5 лет назад +13

      Earth is Flat after someone disrespecting me like that I wouldn’t teach them to do shit

    • @richardlynch8009
      @richardlynch8009 5 лет назад +2

      @@sloppytoppy8069 Ramsay attacks everyone. He deserves respect? Even Michelin took back stars. They didn't take enough.

    • @richardlynch8009
      @richardlynch8009 5 лет назад +2

      He has said some of the stupidest things about food I've ever heard in my life. Example: hummus doesn't go with pumpkin. It does if you do it right. "Why is cooked food next to raw!" That whole statement is fucked. Why is there cooked food in the fridge? He has fuck-million stars and he needs to ask that question? He is a dolt. Cooked food you MIGHT put in the fridge is hard-boiled eggs. Soups. Sauces. Meat? Are you fucking kidding me.

  • @TerminalLanceOfficial
    @TerminalLanceOfficial 8 лет назад +1608

    *grabs notebook*
    learning some new phrases here

    • @vindicator05
      @vindicator05 6 лет назад +60

      Like: "fucking Mister Chipmunk in the fucking corner over there"? ;)

    • @pgplaysvidya
      @pgplaysvidya 6 лет назад +71

      "as long as i've got a hole in my butt"

    • @9321spiderman
      @9321spiderman 6 лет назад +20

      lol, clunker and twat was pretty funny words to hear from 2 british accents

    • @davidsnow1552
      @davidsnow1552 6 лет назад +44

      "You're more laid back than an iron board "

    • @Mason-rs7is
      @Mason-rs7is 6 лет назад +18

      Weston Dennis “fuck off to the book shop and read about ________ and then talk to me “

  • @wynnpham6572
    @wynnpham6572 5 лет назад +656

    Person: I refuse to be harassed and insulted
    Gordon: incredible

    • @dumbfoundedkiryu9468
      @dumbfoundedkiryu9468 4 года назад +11

      Devil Man live action
      "Then he died"
      "Incredible"

    • @PinchingPennies1by1
      @PinchingPennies1by1 4 года назад +5

      Fake and a Bimbo, there's always porn for girls like her that are air heads.

    • @helco2856
      @helco2856 4 года назад +9

      Lol business doesn't care about how you feel

  • @ryansusanka7462
    @ryansusanka7462 4 года назад +97

    I love how the guy starts laughing when Gordon calls that guy “Mr. Chipmunk” at 5:57

    • @moriah93ohio
      @moriah93ohio 3 года назад +4

      I had to rewind it cause I didn’t notice it before lol 😂

    • @daveynorton
      @daveynorton 2 года назад +3

      I love that part

  • @dsdsmitty2
    @dsdsmitty2 6 лет назад +854

    They don't censor in the UK and I love it.

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 5 лет назад +22

      Except at 19:17 LOL
      Owner dropped the N bomb on camera!

    • @metalbrain5169
      @metalbrain5169 5 лет назад +20

      Terminal Creature I think tv censorship mistook the word nickers for the other word. (Nickers is British for pants if you were wondering)

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 5 лет назад +5

      @@metalbrain5169 "You stupid silly little *knicker*!"
      LOL, I dunno if they misheard him.

    • @birdman1200
      @birdman1200 5 лет назад +25

      @@terminalcreature1560 didn't he say "cunt"?.

    • @ManalMet
      @ManalMet 5 лет назад +6

      I think also because you won’t be able to use any footage at all lol

  • @MertHacks
    @MertHacks 8 лет назад +1537

    "Please be so kind, to remove the apricot from the mashed potatoe.." "Now u r being foken sarcastic" God I laughed my lungs out, this is hilarious!

  • @mango7577427
    @mango7577427 8 лет назад +901

    watching ramsay vs british people is more satisfying

    • @raphfelix6305
      @raphfelix6305 5 лет назад +27

      Gordon Ramsay has said that he thinks Americans to have thicker skin. or just more complacent. Brits are more prone to bite back at times. I do love the uncensored version lot better.

    • @itsdan722
      @itsdan722 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@raphfelix6305no Americans are just more submissive lol

  • @mrgogetit8301
    @mrgogetit8301 4 года назад +53

    “You’re more laid back than an ironing board”🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Even the chef had to laugh at that one🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @minty445325
    @minty445325 5 лет назад +337

    I'd be pissed too if people asked for my help then shit all over everything I did.

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros 5 лет назад +21

      School in a nutshell.

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 4 года назад

      I know right it’s like why did you give Gordon a call to help in the first place

    • @sumthingwikked4257
      @sumthingwikked4257 5 дней назад

      Why do you think nobody cares for anyone's suffering these days?
      Hard to yank one out the fire they refuse to sit up from!

  • @gepliprl8558
    @gepliprl8558 8 лет назад +426

    that "plunker - twat" just kills me.

    • @g137589
      @g137589 8 лет назад +1

      Gepli LR yeeeeeee

    • @ghost-facedhindu4275
      @ghost-facedhindu4275 7 лет назад +25

      Gepli PLR Still the guy had the best reaction. "I'm gonna shout like a dick, then calm down!"

    • @NICK666565
      @NICK666565 6 лет назад +3

      Plonker!

    • @benchambers9775
      @benchambers9775 6 лет назад +8

      Plonker not plunker you uncultured twat

    • @vindicator05
      @vindicator05 6 лет назад +3

      Just another average British conversation :D

  • @Derna1804
    @Derna1804 5 лет назад +729

    If Gordon Ramsay had negotiated Brexit, the EU would have left the UK.

    • @untergehermuc
      @untergehermuc 5 лет назад +3

      Well, tbh this will happen on Halloween…

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 5 лет назад +31

      He's one of the few good things from England.
      It would help if he started a show where he tries to fix a crumbling country before it becomes a third world one.

    • @doctordarkness100
      @doctordarkness100 5 лет назад +8

      @@terminalcreature1560 I mean gordon ramsay has that vibe around him where had times been different he would have been the ruler of a small to medium country with a very competent government.

    • @Rhodiac
      @Rhodiac 5 лет назад +3

      @@doctordarkness100 There's still time...

    • @Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood
      @Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood 5 лет назад +5

      Terminal Creature *Scotland

  • @beasy8991
    @beasy8991 4 года назад +97

    "I arrived and I thought it was actually quite a stunning, intimate little place... then the food arrived."
    👎🏾 *womp-womp*

  • @uncleiroh6127
    @uncleiroh6127 4 года назад +1250

    In 2020 I'm calling everybody a plonker

  • @jraymond1988
    @jraymond1988 8 лет назад +519

    2:12 - 2:32 is the most stereotypically British sequence I can ever think of.

  • @WehrmachtBunny
    @WehrmachtBunny 5 лет назад +971

    I don't understand why people won't take the once in a lifetime experience to learn from the best chef in the world.

    • @coltontuckerclark4042
      @coltontuckerclark4042 5 лет назад +63

      Teydom Bomb ego.

    • @avelinocr
      @avelinocr 5 лет назад +54

      He doesn't teach shit, he asks for changes people are not competent enough to accomplish and curses them when they fail. This is a TV show, the only aim they got is to entertain, not save the world.

    • @evilfrenzy4888
      @evilfrenzy4888 5 лет назад +19

      OhCmon lol ask him to teach you and he will treat you the same way it’s call criticism, you don’t need to be taught since you already know you just gotta he criticized in the areas you lack skill in, so that you can improve. It’s not about teaching you dumb idiots 😂😂

    • @evilfrenzy4888
      @evilfrenzy4888 5 лет назад +17

      OhCmon they are lazy chefs and all Ramsay is trying to do is make them more active by making them realize their own mistakes

    • @tristanrodriguez3098
      @tristanrodriguez3098 5 лет назад +7

      EvIL FRENZY by calling them useless dumbasses and shouting and insulting? Right constructive criticism

  • @omidnorozi5921
    @omidnorozi5921 4 года назад +48

    I think he writes insults at night like a comedian so he be ready for the show.

  • @HereForAStorm
    @HereForAStorm 9 лет назад +2931

    Even British arguments are so much classier than American arguments.

    • @BoogsAccount
      @BoogsAccount 9 лет назад +148

      Because we as Americans resort to yelling and screaming and bullshit when we're wrong, and we try to be right.

    • @jacobleb420
      @jacobleb420 9 лет назад +100

      The Doctor Worm Yeah, but Americans also love to fight, and arguments often turn ugly fast. They're the most war hungry country in the world.

    • @Blinkstash
      @Blinkstash 9 лет назад +62

      To me, British and Americans are like peas and carrots.Both of them have the bloods in their hands.

    • @BranMan10
      @BranMan10 9 лет назад +57

      +ronjon83 why do people always compare British people to Americans?

    • @l0nelydude
      @l0nelydude 9 лет назад +4

      +Docter Zaius You must not pay attention to the news then.

  • @chownful
    @chownful 8 лет назад +246

    "As long as I have a hole in my butt..." that's the first time i've heard that phrase...

    • @krisphung88
      @krisphung88 8 лет назад +2

      +chownful hahaha get it. because he will always have a hole in his ass

    • @zookacchi
      @zookacchi 8 лет назад +23

      And soon to follow it up with "big boy". XD

    • @siriusagar338
      @siriusagar338 8 лет назад +1

      +chaoseye wtf lol

    • @miarubyy
      @miarubyy 7 лет назад

      Not my first time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @miura25yearsago52
    @miura25yearsago52 5 лет назад +444

    *Ramsay: go on and cook a musell*
    *Other chef: uno reverse card*
    *Ramsay: ...*

  • @MatmoeLP
    @MatmoeLP 4 года назад +61

    14:26 drink everytime Gordon slaps his hand on his thigh after finnishing a sentence

  • @slappyslapslap3692
    @slappyslapslap3692 5 лет назад +465

    I love how Brits argue... one makes an accusation and the other repeats the accusation... YOUR DELUSIONAL!! DELUSIONAL? I'M DELUSIONAL?

    • @jasonjd84
      @jasonjd84 5 лет назад +3

      Better than the dumb Americans, who reply to "You're in denial" with "I'm not in denial!" showing how in denial they are.

    • @a.j.duncan2050
      @a.j.duncan2050 5 лет назад +18

      @@jasonjd84 Both examples are equally dumb.

    • @smellyshart442
      @smellyshart442 3 года назад +2

      @@jasonjd84 better than? Both are literally the same

  • @nickolasroig7360
    @nickolasroig7360 7 лет назад +280

    I’d pay this man to yell at me while I cooked

    • @emmvold
      @emmvold 5 лет назад +3

      The Pope or when I pick up the junk food 😂

    • @jorjee9
      @jorjee9 5 лет назад

      👏👏👏 well played

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 5 лет назад +4

      Yes it would be such an honor lol I've said the same thing. If I was super rich I'd pay Gordon to teach me how to cook and tell him to not hold back with the insults.

    • @JessFredericks-om5ee
      @JessFredericks-om5ee 5 лет назад

      Haha! Same!

    • @elscruffomcscruffy8371
      @elscruffomcscruffy8371 7 месяцев назад

      Working in a kitchen, or construction site, you hear some cracking insults and Comebacks.

  • @KowitaG
    @KowitaG 9 лет назад +263

    "Mr Chipmunk"
    I lost my shit there

  • @demiurgeobzen327
    @demiurgeobzen327 4 года назад +42

    "Eh KNOW GyarDON!" Haha that bald dude was ULTRA French

    • @avalucia6039
      @avalucia6039 4 года назад +2

      I just heard him say that when I saw this comment and died. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @lancehandy6648
    @lancehandy6648 5 лет назад +316

    "You're more laid back than an iron board." Wow. Whitty, intelligent AND funny. That might be the best insult I've ever heard.

    • @JasonweedQ3
      @JasonweedQ3 5 лет назад +2

      😂👍🏻

    • @akechetasavage7658
      @akechetasavage7658 10 месяцев назад

      That is pretty good but my favorite is when he says in an hk episode “one more word about the cameras I will shove a fucking go pro up your fucking ass so you see how shit you are”

  • @1260451
    @1260451 8 лет назад +809

    "You don't have to be so rude" *turn away and leave
    Literally every winning argument with a girl was depicted there.

    • @justanotherstarinthesky
      @justanotherstarinthesky 8 лет назад +11

      every
      time

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 8 лет назад +2

      +[WDS]Gerino YUUUUUUP! :D

    • @KeithRoberts
      @KeithRoberts 8 лет назад +69

      Yup! When you're used to constant entitlement, being treated like everybody else feels like an insult.

    • @GunTech
      @GunTech 8 лет назад +19

      Well, basically you could just go around town treating every woman you see like shit, if that's your thing. As long is nobody is nearby, you won't get beaten to a pulp. And then you could say you won all of the arguments with the girls.

    • @yourarchnemesis8453
      @yourarchnemesis8453 7 лет назад +82

      pathetic white knight found ^

  • @Luis-fk2fj
    @Luis-fk2fj 4 года назад +187

    8:54 camera switching to the glass for Gordon's pov is brilliant. I love the UK version.

  • @ededdundeady6683
    @ededdundeady6683 4 года назад +54

    5:33 the way he backs off of Gordon. gold.

  • @masterkronos5297
    @masterkronos5297 5 лет назад +467

    Gordon: "You're more laid back than an ironing board."

    • @guyshafor1320
      @guyshafor1320 5 лет назад +1

      😄 what does that even mean? Are ironing boards in the UK really slack or something?

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 5 лет назад +17

      Guy Shafor bro, ironing boards are flat as shit

    • @Ryanvondrake
      @Ryanvondrake 5 лет назад +8

      Does he know what a ironing board is?

    • @guyshafor1320
      @guyshafor1320 5 лет назад +3

      @@CrasherX2000 Right, providing a rigid and stable surface.
      I'm not seeing the connection between flat and laid back/lazy. Someone get Gordo on the phone, we need to workshop this.

    • @uirkiiioioo
      @uirkiiioioo 5 лет назад +4

      @@guyshafor1320 lol you ever seen an ironing board?

  • @Olive_Green604
    @Olive_Green604 8 лет назад +172

    I fucking love UK versions of reality tv shows. That dramatic, loud, unnecessary background music blasting on American shows ruins the "reality" of the whole thing. Everything's a big Hollywood production.

    • @zachmakesgames
      @zachmakesgames 5 лет назад +5

      That's neat, but in my opinion many British reality shows are incredibly boring since it involves people just talking with nothing going on. I'm really not a big fan of British reality shows.

    • @ehmiguel7602
      @ehmiguel7602 5 лет назад

      ZachADaMan great sleeping material.

    • @danielnewman3428
      @danielnewman3428 11 дней назад

      @@zachmakesgames your watching the wrong British Reality TV then my friend

  • @saimahusnain596
    @saimahusnain596 4 года назад +510

    Words no human being wound think to ever hear:
    "Pls be so kind to remove the apricot from the mashed potato"

    • @Trapsarentgay133
      @Trapsarentgay133 4 года назад +6

      Saima Husnain and it’s a cutting statement

    • @ALLMETAL1970
      @ALLMETAL1970 2 года назад

      @@Trapsarentgay133 and sarcastic

    • @Warzulu77
      @Warzulu77 11 месяцев назад

      And some people think he’s being unreasonably harsh

    • @ericostling4727
      @ericostling4727 11 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @nealpatel4255
      @nealpatel4255 7 месяцев назад

      A contestant on Come Dine with Me had put apricot in mash. The guests were that peed off with the two together.

  • @CLSmith411
    @CLSmith411 4 года назад +58

    Gordon: "REMOVE THE APRICOT FROM THE MASHED POTATO"
    Chef: "stop yelling!!!"
    Gordon: "Please remove the apricot from the mashed potato"
    Chef: "stop being sarcastic!!!"

    • @johnwickson5036
      @johnwickson5036 2 года назад

      lol 😂

    • @sumthingwikked4257
      @sumthingwikked4257 5 дней назад

      What a prick... I'd pay my life for calm Ramsay and he got it for free only to piss on it like a urinal cake.
      There's street vendors selling Bindi Badji in guano bowls with more culinary talent than a grease boy in a local pub, and Andy Apricot should ask them for his job back.

  • @acotbc
    @acotbc 8 лет назад +300

    The arguments with the mussels guy and the smoking lady never fail to cheer me up.
    It's so refreshing without the obnoxious music that infects the US version of the show. It works on HK for some reason but not on KN.

    • @alwayscrispy666
      @alwayscrispy666 5 лет назад

      You know on top of the annoying music and sound effects, I noticed that Hells Kitchen US baits the shit out of us at the end of every episode. They make it seem like something drastically is gonna happen on the next episode and it never does or if it's related its not nearly half as bad as the way they make it seem.

    • @SweetieOpaline
      @SweetieOpaline 5 лет назад +2

      EUNNNGGG

    • @maxwellbarnhart1375
      @maxwellbarnhart1375 5 лет назад +6

      @@alwayscrispy666 exactly, American TV networks treat their viewers (us Americans) like idiots. Mindless entertainment. As if we're babies that require shiny keys to be dangled above our heads to stay interested in anything. The tides will turn though. Normal people are turned off by that style of editing.

  • @MJ27129
    @MJ27129 6 лет назад +302

    -PLONKER!!!
    -TWAT!!!!
    I died on that part hahaha

    • @RandomNoisyBoy
      @RandomNoisyBoy 5 лет назад +5

      OUTRAGEOUZ thirsty ass

    • @solismax65
      @solismax65 5 лет назад +1

      OUTRAGEOUZ hitting on someone on RUclips lmao that’s a first

    • @MJ27129
      @MJ27129 5 лет назад +3

      @@solismax65 *it was time for Thomas to leave.. He has seen all..* Smh 😂😂

    • @albertpetrovichiii
      @albertpetrovichiii 4 года назад

      I will say that MJ is pretty beautiful, tho. That is all, I'm out. ✌✌✌ Later, f*cks.

  • @RainbowPuschel
    @RainbowPuschel 5 лет назад +650

    "Are you smokeing?"
    "Yes."
    "That's disgusting"

  • @nia.d33
    @nia.d33 5 месяцев назад +15

    the bloke at 2:00 is fucking hilarious honestly i admire his honesty. He knows he getting rattled but is trying his hardest to keep reasonable. One of the silliest funniest most British arguments filmed.

    • @b5Bart
      @b5Bart 3 месяца назад +3

      10 seconds beforein the full video gordon asks him "you pulling my plonker?" When the chef told him hed never cooked a mussle..

  • @Weeeest246
    @Weeeest246 5 лет назад +239

    “As long as there’s a hole in my butt these potatoes have been in the fryer”

    • @colethriamckinley6208
      @colethriamckinley6208 4 года назад +5

      My favorite line! And I'm using it from here on out!🤣🤣😎

    • @knarfhglahaneerg2024
      @knarfhglahaneerg2024 4 года назад

      Well after Sean's hot wings I think he has 2

    • @taylorglover73
      @taylorglover73 4 года назад +4

      I literally lost it when he said that 😂😂😂😂

    • @nealpatel4255
      @nealpatel4255 7 месяцев назад +1

      What's wrong with potatoes being in the fryer? That's how they're meant to cooked but he obviously cooked the lot too early and ended up being soggy. Therefore they should have been cooked to order.

    • @Weeeest246
      @Weeeest246 6 месяцев назад

      @@nealpatel4255 absolutely nothing

  • @YanVidz
    @YanVidz 5 лет назад +436

    5:24 I can’t stop laughing when I think Gordon is insulting this coke bottle

    • @AbyssalPlague
      @AbyssalPlague 4 года назад +15

      "Zero doesn't taste like *REGULAR FUCKING COKE!* YOU DONKEY!"

    • @luismatias5985
      @luismatias5985 4 года назад +26

      Bottle was diet and wasnt even full. Swear foo be trying to half ass everything even his coke bottle life

  • @willrisher6049
    @willrisher6049 5 лет назад +625

    I’d be scared af to even make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

    • @kawonarnold5505
      @kawonarnold5505 5 лет назад +62

      Gordon Ramsay voice the peanut butter is raw u donkey

    • @Killing_Edge
      @Killing_Edge 5 лет назад +74

      He takes a bite,"It's shit. The peanut butter tastes frozen."

    • @butthead6841
      @butthead6841 5 лет назад +38

      You forgot to cut the crust...!
      You fucking.. idiot!

    • @moonlighthunter5421
      @moonlighthunter5421 4 года назад +30

      The bread is moldy! The peanut butter is overly oily! The jelly is fucking frozen! You DONKEY!!

    • @hardcoredoom5892
      @hardcoredoom5892 4 года назад +24

      “Is this Skippy? Fuck yourself. I’ll buy you a ticket so you can fuck off back to your bedroom.”

  • @newdayhustle
    @newdayhustle 2 года назад +26

    19:51 Gordon Ramsay has never made me laugh but I lost it here 🤣🤣

  • @ItsOver9000000
    @ItsOver9000000 8 лет назад +84

    "You're more laid back than a fucking iron board."
    I love this man XD

  • @caesarplaysgames
    @caesarplaysgames 4 года назад +171

    7:48 Anglo-Saxons to William the Conqueror before the Battle of Hastings, 1066

    • @westernpolitix
      @westernpolitix 4 года назад +17

      "Don't judge me like that or I will fucking take Witan Ceaster"

    • @umi6817
      @umi6817 7 месяцев назад +2

      one of the greatest comments ever to be honest

  • @firingallcylinders2949
    @firingallcylinders2949 5 лет назад +254

    7:48...the British when the French helped the Americans during the Revolution

  • @vlmoo.4065
    @vlmoo.4065 4 года назад +19

    “Like a troll looking for your spanner.” - I freaking died.- 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @elizabethmarie5269
    @elizabethmarie5269 8 лет назад +517

    it's so british I love it

    • @thehighfive1749
      @thehighfive1749 8 лет назад +3

      He's Scottish

    • @GirEland89
      @GirEland89 8 лет назад +30

      +The High Five Scottish people are British the last time I checked...smh

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 8 лет назад +2

      +Vinit Trivedi You're just naming every English, Scottish, and Welsh citizens as British. Its like you're naming an American a "Western".

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 8 лет назад +1

      TL;DR ;)
      An indescribable long response makes it iffy.

    • @mikeh996
      @mikeh996 8 лет назад

      or Canadian, Argentinian, Brazilian....American

  • @heartoffire8481
    @heartoffire8481 8 лет назад +691

    *Gordon Ramsey for president*

  • @SocialistFinn1
    @SocialistFinn1 8 лет назад +59

    This is why I love the UK version. No censoring, no over dramatic fake scripted scenes and Gordon screams more.

    • @SocialistFinn1
      @SocialistFinn1 8 лет назад +1

      Also I love these arguments with their British accents :D

  • @ImmrtlPhnx
    @ImmrtlPhnx 5 месяцев назад +12

    19:51 time-stamped so I can always come back for a good laugh

  • @Jerrongamereview
    @Jerrongamereview 9 лет назад +357

    I would pay lots of money to see Gordon Ramsay and Joe Pesci insult eachother

    • @Walruswhale
      @Walruswhale 9 лет назад +4

      +Mōmoku no pesci would win

    • @Deadpool69ftw
      @Deadpool69ftw 9 лет назад +2

      +Mōmoku no I'd add extra to add Dennis Leary to the mix

    • @Walruswhale
      @Walruswhale 9 лет назад +5

      denis leary is a fucking HACK

    • @TheAgentmigs
      @TheAgentmigs 9 лет назад

      +Mōmoku no ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

    • @icansmellyou7440
      @icansmellyou7440 9 лет назад

      +OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP YES YES DO IT YES

  • @mattsmith7818
    @mattsmith7818 4 года назад +249

    I love the English terms or insults he used like “bullocks” or “Plonker”

  • @michaeliii6250
    @michaeliii6250 6 лет назад +293

    Jesus Christ is the British version so much better than the American.

  • @CrawDad669
    @CrawDad669 4 года назад +14

    The world needs more people like this, people be on way too much bullshit these days

  • @Raykushi
    @Raykushi 5 лет назад +103

    "Don't start shouting-"
    "I'M NAWT SHOUT IN"

  • @merrickmoore3487
    @merrickmoore3487 5 лет назад +143

    19:51
    “EEEEAAAAH! That was you grunting, like a troll!”

  • @bluegiant13
    @bluegiant13 7 лет назад +249

    plonker:
    the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usually a homeless person or poor person.
    today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. It's not even seen as an insult, it's like calling someone a wally. It's in no way meant maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
    bob - why didn't my food cook?
    john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

    • @NaijaGal35
      @NaijaGal35 5 лет назад +22

      Soo...what's a wally?

    • @Rocklegend953
      @Rocklegend953 5 лет назад +4

      I thought plonker was slang for dick

    • @anyexpat
      @anyexpat 5 лет назад +2

      @@NaijaGal35 Similar to a twat, or a cross between a twat and a numpty

    • @ChrisZ70
      @ChrisZ70 5 лет назад +8

      The American term it would most closely translate to is "dork," then.

    • @zaidshah4535
      @zaidshah4535 5 лет назад +4

      @@anyexpat whats a numpty then???

  • @StudentoftheABC
    @StudentoftheABC 4 года назад +27

    15:20 an absolute legend

  • @Mazloum1000
    @Mazloum1000 8 лет назад +183

    the guy that casually walks in the kitchen at 15:18 and destroys them, scripted or not I'm in tears. hhahaha

  • @Sourcy
    @Sourcy 7 лет назад +111

    5:55
    Gordon's insult is so good even one of the members of the staff laughed, jesus, Gordon is an infinite perfect insult machine

    • @kariesxenotube
      @kariesxenotube 5 лет назад

      Sourcy 🤣 I’m rolling after that

    • @TheDarkLordK
      @TheDarkLordK 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @daveynorton
      @daveynorton 2 года назад

      If you look closely Mr. Chipmunk is trying to hold his laugh in too

  • @bastiaan0741
    @bastiaan0741 8 лет назад +105

    British Ramsey: slightly annoyed about this chaps...
    American Ramsey: YOU DONKEYS! GET OUT!!!!

  • @brandonmcgrew4367
    @brandonmcgrew4367 2 года назад +10

    This is such a great compilation. Thank you for this!! The absolute best part of watching Ramsay is when he’s laying into someone😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamiekagemori1299
    @jamiekagemori1299 7 лет назад +70

    Us: Dramatic music every five minutes, stupid music, terrible editing
    Uk: FEELS NATURAL DONT IT? AND IM AMERICAN

    • @12061988
      @12061988 6 лет назад +8

      every five mins? every five SECONDS!! the camera jump cuts are the worst for me!

  • @SixSicSicks
    @SixSicSicks 8 лет назад +74

    Mr. Chipmunk. I lost it when Gordon said that. He looks like a fucking chipmunk! :D

  • @trfandom250
    @trfandom250 8 лет назад +45

    "Mr.chipmunk in the fucken corner" Lmao XD

  • @girl123interrupted
    @girl123interrupted 10 месяцев назад +4

    “Stop shouting, you’re just going to run off and start smoking” 😂😂

  • @NothingKingKN
    @NothingKingKN 5 лет назад +93

    "AAAARGH. That was you, grunting like a troll looking for their fucking spanner! Just AAAARGH. AAAARGH."

    • @bigcoins2320
      @bigcoins2320 5 лет назад +3

      Fuck me lmao!

    • @DoItWithThema
      @DoItWithThema 5 лет назад

      That one gets me every single time😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AndroidVageta1
    @AndroidVageta1 9 лет назад +231

    Gordon is such a badass.

  • @elronyd3511
    @elronyd3511 5 лет назад +50

    10:10 *argues about a painting “ok now you’ve crossed the line”

    • @sumthingwikked4257
      @sumthingwikked4257 5 дней назад

      "LOOK! LOOK! LOOK AT THE BRUSH STROKES!!! YOU GET MORE STROKES PULLING YOUR COCK OUT!!! IS THIS WATERCOLOR OR DID VAN GOGH SNEEZE AFTER HIS EAR REMOVAL SURGERY??? Aww, fuck off..."

  • @marthapozo4881
    @marthapozo4881 4 года назад +6

    19:12 "Don't call me fat!" I'm fucking dying lol

  • @mac_attack_zach
    @mac_attack_zach 5 лет назад +63

    5:55 "Mr. Chipmunk" Lmao this is too true
    man didn't even brush his hair before he came to work

    • @jasonjd84
      @jasonjd84 5 лет назад +9

      The kitchen porter on the side shitting himself laughing makes it even better.

  • @justinv1827
    @justinv1827 8 лет назад +39

    "I rather fuck off home" I say that everyday

  • @zheendelo9772
    @zheendelo9772 8 лет назад +313

    15:21 *thats when Isaac Newton came in*

    • @johnobrien1528
      @johnobrien1528 5 лет назад +24

      Thats Sir Isaac to you

    • @MrMowky
      @MrMowky 5 лет назад +2

      @@johnobrien1528 😂

    • @nawrfsideshawty
      @nawrfsideshawty 5 лет назад +4

      GETTTTT OUUTT LMAOOO FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY

    • @DamnitBobbeh2399
      @DamnitBobbeh2399 5 лет назад +1

      They’ve got a 70 year old woman with them

    • @lois1677
      @lois1677 5 лет назад

      I almost died laughing.
      That's all i wanted to say

  • @technomage6736
    @technomage6736 4 года назад +10

    Omg that last clip was great with those chicks cracking up 😆