Gordon Ramsay - The Arguments Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 2 сен 2014
  • Selection of arguments from Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares UK.
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  • @VD-97
    @VD-97 5 лет назад +6241

    2:30
    *Gordon:* _"Plonker"_
    *Chef:* _"Twat"_
    Perfect English banter.

    • @VD-97
      @VD-97 5 лет назад +114

      @Hailee Allen Yeah you're right, he is straightforward, also verbal but his ways really get results out of people.

    • @IanPatrickOfficial
      @IanPatrickOfficial 5 лет назад +34

      Mr. Chipmunk hahaha

    • @joeschmoe1150
      @joeschmoe1150 5 лет назад +211

      Even as an American, I loved the hell out of that.

    • @xDruidxHD
      @xDruidxHD 5 лет назад +128

      sexual tension

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 5 лет назад +20

      It's funny though. if you have potential, and I mean. The real potential to own a great restaurant. He respects it much more, and you'll probably get away with it more than others.

  • @dontstealmydecals
    @dontstealmydecals 4 года назад +5273

    Video in a nutshell:
    25% Gordon cussing
    25% People yelling at Gordon
    50% Gordon staring at people in amazement of how stupid they are.

    • @stevenswartz5297
      @stevenswartz5297 4 года назад +78

      That's his whole career in a nutshell

    • @TheAveragePcGuy
      @TheAveragePcGuy 4 года назад +32

      I mean think about it, half of the population is dumber than someone of average intelligence

    • @Silver-Freddy
      @Silver-Freddy 4 года назад +16

      JoJo statistics be like

    • @TheSFMCreators
      @TheSFMCreators 4 года назад +4

      and 100% great banter

    • @the__________
      @the__________ 4 года назад

      There was that fat head guy

  • @sebastianklein9322
    @sebastianklein9322 4 года назад +1335

    Mad respect for that one lady who said “we’re acting like children, aren’t we?” Only person I’ve ever seen realize they’re acting foolish and do something about it and it’s very respectable.

    • @yomama531
      @yomama531 4 года назад +41

      That woman was honestly great in that episode, her husband was a delusional hoarder

    • @julianandrews7931
      @julianandrews7931 3 года назад +25

      She only said that to get on Gordon’s good side

    • @lieutenantpepper2734
      @lieutenantpepper2734 3 года назад +16

      She broke the 4th wall

    • @rat4992
      @rat4992 Год назад +10

      4:10

    • @ciaraneire1
      @ciaraneire1 21 день назад +1

      She was behind the scenes pulling the old boys lanyard the whole episode and then said that to make herself look good.

  • @max_op64072
    @max_op64072 4 года назад +925

    " *Plonker, TWAT* " I love this moment

  • @duskrush
    @duskrush 4 года назад +3907

    These arguments seem a lot more toned down without the bomb defusal music that they play in the US version.

    • @FriP_theduck
      @FriP_theduck 4 года назад +285

      US likes drama.

    • @Jabba094
      @Jabba094 4 года назад +479

      ‘Bomb defusal music’
      Glorious

    • @ropete33
      @ropete33 4 года назад +136

      This is why I prefer the British ones. Much less on the drama.

    • @elijosc1963
      @elijosc1963 4 года назад +91

      I prefer american ones I personally think they are funnier.

    • @glassboxfish
      @glassboxfish 4 года назад +114

      Stovakhiin I like both versions lol the American version is faster and funnier and then British version is slower and more personal

  • @dawddawds8019
    @dawddawds8019 4 года назад +4102

    Arguments in brittish are hilarious.
    "ouh"
    "Yea?"
    "Ouinnh"
    "...Go on, finish it then"
    " *go cook a mussel* "

    • @jesush.christ5978
      @jesush.christ5978 4 года назад +68

      its a shite state of affairs.

    • @salvest3rr
      @salvest3rr 4 года назад +163

      Are you....... taking the piss?
      You're a foking knob m8 fuk off

    • @donaldmack2307
      @donaldmack2307 4 года назад +40

      ritoxic foookin ell

    • @maverick6300
      @maverick6300 4 года назад +4

      Yohan Scoobuko hahahahahahahahah

    • @Diamond______________________Q
      @Diamond______________________Q 4 года назад +53

      I love english banter. Nothing wrong with it but very entertaining to watch. 😂

  • @uncleiroh6127
    @uncleiroh6127 4 года назад +1182

    In 2020 I'm calling everybody a plonker

  • @rat4992
    @rat4992 Год назад +287

    He strikes a great balance between pushing buttons, being honest, and giving constructive criticism.

    • @JJBerthume
      @JJBerthume 6 месяцев назад +3

      Ik it's both entertaining and edifying like I feel like he's calling me out to be a better person and I'm here for it like wtf are we here for to dick around? Especially when we have people depending on us notwithstanding that a privileged life is precious nonetheless...

    • @seanjackson824
      @seanjackson824 4 месяца назад +2

      Well said 💯

  • @jazzora
    @jazzora 4 года назад +2893

    *Calls Gordon to help the restaurant*
    Gordon: The food sucks.
    Them: Don't tell me what to do.

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 4 года назад +54

      Jazzora I know right like you asked for help so let him help your restaurant out I love Gordon Ramsay he tells it like it is

    • @franzisaryk5965
      @franzisaryk5965 4 года назад +24

      David Lankford and it’s not like they didn’t know how he is if they asked for his help they obviously know how he does it

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 4 года назад +3

      Franz Isaryk that’s what I’m saying

    • @jongaulthero
      @jongaulthero 4 года назад +28

      "No! No! No! Our food is fine! I've tasted it and all 3 of my friends like it! You're wrong!"
      "Well, this is how they cook it here. It's supposed to be like that. If it's not made like that, no one will eat it."
      "Gordon's problem is that he has just never actually tasted REAL authentic (INSERT ETHNIC RACE HERE) food. He's too used to tasting all that fancy foreign stuff."
      "This was my mother's recipe and my Mother was the best cook in the world! I make it exactly as she used to make it........except I just use different ingredients."
      Damn, the excuses these idiots have is unreal!!!

    • @franzisaryk5965
      @franzisaryk5965 4 года назад +2

      TheMajR Payne damn I thought u were being serious for a sec there you got me good one sir

  • @varshkietukas
    @varshkietukas 4 года назад +2880

    5:24 A rare footage of gordon arguing with cocacola bottle

    • @varshkietukas
      @varshkietukas 4 года назад +23

      @CRAZY ROBOTS 😃😃Thanks

    • @clintclint7673
      @clintclint7673 4 года назад +18

      dude i thought the same that bottle in sight HAHA

    • @varshkietukas
      @varshkietukas 4 года назад +9

      @@clintclint7673 🤣🤣

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 4 года назад +67

      He practices on coke bottles before work

    • @davidvarnes7708
      @davidvarnes7708 4 года назад +70

      Well, it was a Diet Coke. It was fookin' raw.

  • @shortsweet8563
    @shortsweet8563 4 года назад +686

    "Mr. Chipmunk in the corner..." that whole part had me!!😂😂😂😂

    • @juancardona3886
      @juancardona3886 4 года назад +9

      Lmao same. 💀

    • @jimmylittle9393
      @jimmylittle9393 4 года назад +24

      One of my favourite episodes...the chef later moved to a new restaurant and got fired for stealing cheques.

    • @eyeconqueror1185
      @eyeconqueror1185 4 года назад +14

      That spray tan looking blonde was kinda cute

    • @dash4786
      @dash4786 3 года назад +3

      Lmao! I love how he says "you understand!" And glares at him lol

    • @bryanprime3438
      @bryanprime3438 3 года назад

      @@jimmylittle9393 Oh I would've reported him to the police for that

  • @I_Get_Computers_Puting
    @I_Get_Computers_Puting 4 года назад +368

    The UK series: Graphic Novel
    The US series: Comic Book

    • @Animearts_-cj4lc
      @Animearts_-cj4lc 4 года назад +8

      The JP Series: Manga

    • @ryderr4702
      @ryderr4702 3 года назад +1

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @pedronevesurias2318
      @pedronevesurias2318 4 месяца назад +3

      Breaking: Bad

    • @Christopher-md7tf
      @Christopher-md7tf 2 месяца назад +4

      "Graphic Novel" is just an expression adults use when they don't want to admit that they read comic books lol

  • @ranker4
    @ranker4 7 лет назад +1839

    You can't win against Gordon at arguments. Mediocrity can't defeat experience.

    • @celestinac1105
      @celestinac1105 7 лет назад +88

      The guy at 1:39-2:30 came pretty close tho! Haha

    • @JohnSmith-yi9cp
      @JohnSmith-yi9cp 5 лет назад +7

      @@celestinac1105 he was funny ashell

    • @Dennis4523
      @Dennis4523 5 лет назад +28

      You can win an argument with Gordon , if it’s not about food

    • @danielhenderson762
      @danielhenderson762 5 лет назад +38

      @@celestinac1105 i agree. He hadn't cooked a mussel before, the convo should have ended right there but Gordon kept at it. Good on him for standing up for himself in my opinion.
      Also 5:30 has a point, maybe he does deserve to be spoken to like a normal person instead of just mouthing off

    • @thomasbrown938
      @thomasbrown938 5 лет назад +14

      @@celestinac1105 plonker

  • @Osh_wij
    @Osh_wij 5 лет назад +3386

    I really admire Gordon for not flaunting the fact that he is a Michelin Star chef. He’s got every reason to argue about how successful he is but he doesn’t.

    • @parkerharris4489
      @parkerharris4489 5 лет назад +307

      Oshan Wijeratne I keep waiting for him to respond to the question “who the fuck do you think you are?” With a damn good “IM GORDAN FUCKING RAMSAY WHO ARE YOU?”

    • @josephmother2659
      @josephmother2659 5 лет назад +48

      I think everyone knows who he is already

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 5 лет назад +9

      it is very self evident. His new Lucky Cat restaurant is shite thogh

    • @vriskacircuit2885
      @vriskacircuit2885 5 лет назад +29

      He Is humble

    • @aydandeadpool3564
      @aydandeadpool3564 5 лет назад +84

      He just says im a chef not a star chef respect

  • @Luis-fk2fj
    @Luis-fk2fj 4 года назад +137

    8:54 camera switching to the glass for Gordon's pov is brilliant. I love the UK version.

  • @saimahusnain596
    @saimahusnain596 4 года назад +389

    Words no human being wound think to ever hear:
    "Pls be so kind to remove the apricot from the mashed potato"

    • @Trapsarentgay133
      @Trapsarentgay133 4 года назад +5

      Saima Husnain and it’s a cutting statement

    • @ALLMETAL1970
      @ALLMETAL1970 2 года назад

      @@Trapsarentgay133 and sarcastic

    • @Warzulu77
      @Warzulu77 6 месяцев назад

      And some people think he’s being unreasonably harsh

    • @ericostling4727
      @ericostling4727 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @nealpatel4255
      @nealpatel4255 Месяц назад

      A contestant on Come Dine with Me had put apricot in mash. The guests were that peed off with the two together.

  • @jaharned1
    @jaharned1 7 лет назад +2118

    There is so much more tension here with the uncut and lack of music.

    • @markuskruger4789
      @markuskruger4789 7 лет назад +127

      jaharned1 this is so much better than the one in the US because it seems so much more real

    • @thefreshgreenbeast6458
      @thefreshgreenbeast6458 5 лет назад +28

      *Alex H.*
      *It would sound more annoying with the music.*

    • @freshfishonly
      @freshfishonly 4 года назад +1

      that's the main difference between UK and US television. At least it used to be

    • @charliethemaddawg
      @charliethemaddawg 4 года назад +9

      No need for the music to provide an audible mind block to hearing pure arguing and tension, which is frankly more entertaining. Just like a candy bar in the US has more chemicals and preservatives than the same candy bar from the UK. Same difference with Gordon's show.

    • @Radioactivepaladin0703
      @Radioactivepaladin0703 4 года назад +1

      The music ruins it..

  • @WetCiggizz
    @WetCiggizz 4 года назад +3286

    I love how “passive aggressive” English arguments are

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 4 года назад +114

      Red-Eyed- Ranger while the American arguments have everyone screaming and yelling

    • @SolaceAmv
      @SolaceAmv 4 года назад +37

      That shit is annoying AF

    • @hardcoredoom5892
      @hardcoredoom5892 4 года назад +39

      It comes from kissing the Royal Family’s ass. The English have to keep their tongues in their cheeks, but that’s what makes their lingo so clever.

    • @I_Get_Computers_Puting
      @I_Get_Computers_Puting 4 года назад +58

      They're the best cause Gordon goes straight down the pipe with his arguments. He leaves no room for misunderstandings.

    • @llewodcm20
      @llewodcm20 4 года назад +2

      @@hardcoredoom5892 interesting theory

  • @mattsmith7818
    @mattsmith7818 4 года назад +210

    I love the English terms or insults he used like “bullocks” or “Plonker”

  • @dickbison
    @dickbison 4 года назад +191

    15:30 I love this scene, it's not Gordon's place, but he's there, his name is attached to it and he looks ashamed. He knows the customer is right and he's not just going "oh, that's not my fault, I'm just making a TV show here", he's taking it and taking the responsibility. Legend.

    • @sassoakaron2811
      @sassoakaron2811 4 года назад +24

      Thought it was the start of a sketch when that long haired man walked in haha

    • @evilduck44
      @evilduck44 5 месяцев назад +5

      And then when he says at 16:25 “you’re gonna run off and start smoking again” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 2 месяца назад +1

      @@evilduck44"Let's stop the embarrassment further"

  • @n0rm3nv4rg5
    @n0rm3nv4rg5 4 года назад +1335

    Gordon swearing without the over dramatic music is strangely ASMR.

    • @bisexellence__
      @bisexellence__ 4 года назад +16

      WAIT. SWEAR TO THE ANCESTORS I thought I was the only one! 😩🤣

    • @dumbfoundedkiryu9468
      @dumbfoundedkiryu9468 4 года назад +12

      Gordon Ramsay enters your house and criticizes your food ASMR now.

    • @miriameclipse7953
      @miriameclipse7953 4 года назад

      I agree

    • @thorodinson7860
      @thorodinson7860 4 года назад +4

      i fell asleep to this with a smile on my RAW FUCKING FACE

    • @julidee_
      @julidee_ 3 года назад

      💀

  • @DRDINOMEOW
    @DRDINOMEOW 5 лет назад +1827

    "ILL SHOUT THEN ILL CALM DOWN, now i've shouted and now ill start to calm down."
    i need to use this when im in an argument

    • @FraeuleinSunshine
      @FraeuleinSunshine 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @chaoticgood4897
      @chaoticgood4897 4 года назад +2

      DR DINOMEOW now let us put it to the test

    • @chaoticgood4897
      @chaoticgood4897 4 года назад +2

      DR DINOMEOW U sUcK

    • @sprycmg
      @sprycmg 4 года назад +15

      Making yourself aware of your hoghtened sensitivety and actively acknowledging your irrationality in an argument is a very effective de escalation strategy I use it sometimes when I can

    • @Dektoonics_inc.
      @Dektoonics_inc. 4 года назад +2

      You forgot the dick part

  • @caesarplaysgames
    @caesarplaysgames 4 года назад +145

    7:48 Anglo-Saxons to William the Conqueror before the Battle of Hastings, 1066

    • @westernpolitix
      @westernpolitix 4 года назад +14

      "Don't judge me like that or I will fucking take Witan Ceaster"

    • @umi6817
      @umi6817 Месяц назад +2

      one of the greatest comments ever to be honest

  • @ST-cv4vn
    @ST-cv4vn 4 года назад +103

    Gordon: "gives constrictive criticism"
    STOP HARASSING ME!!!!!!!

  • @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe
    @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe 4 года назад +1083

    “Cook a mussel”
    “no, u”

    • @earthisflat9067
      @earthisflat9067 4 года назад +4

      It would have taken under 5 minutes to do that from cleaning to plate. Why not just show him?

    • @sloppytoppy8069
      @sloppytoppy8069 4 года назад +4

      Lmaooo😂

    • @sloppytoppy8069
      @sloppytoppy8069 4 года назад +13

      Earth is Flat after someone disrespecting me like that I wouldn’t teach them to do shit

    • @richardlynch8009
      @richardlynch8009 4 года назад +2

      @@sloppytoppy8069 Ramsay attacks everyone. He deserves respect? Even Michelin took back stars. They didn't take enough.

    • @richardlynch8009
      @richardlynch8009 4 года назад +2

      He has said some of the stupidest things about food I've ever heard in my life. Example: hummus doesn't go with pumpkin. It does if you do it right. "Why is cooked food next to raw!" That whole statement is fucked. Why is there cooked food in the fridge? He has fuck-million stars and he needs to ask that question? He is a dolt. Cooked food you MIGHT put in the fridge is hard-boiled eggs. Soups. Sauces. Meat? Are you fucking kidding me.

  • @adirblazkowics7717
    @adirblazkowics7717 4 года назад +837

    Lmao without all the music, this shit's actually pretty damn seriously intense

  • @calvinogden9127
    @calvinogden9127 4 года назад +54

    15:20 a man who finally caught Gordon slacking, you can see the awe on his face

  • @Razer5542
    @Razer5542 4 года назад +96

    'Stop shouting'
    'I'm not shouting!'
    *Proceeds to shout*

  • @diamondkonk1196
    @diamondkonk1196 4 года назад +358

    “ p l o n k e r”
    “T w a t”

    • @DarlingNikki2
      @DarlingNikki2 4 года назад +11

      That entire exchange had me wheezing with laughter! They were arguing like brothers or something LOL!

  • @kaitlynvantienhoven8355
    @kaitlynvantienhoven8355 8 лет назад +3392

    "For as long as I've got a hole in my butt, big boy." I just can't XD

    • @daywalker3068
      @daywalker3068 8 лет назад +12

      ik haha

    • @barristanselmy2758
      @barristanselmy2758 8 лет назад +47

      +Majora Every time someone lies to me i always say that line.

    • @brazilianwavement8861
      @brazilianwavement8861 6 лет назад +13

      I have just spitted the beer when i heard that oh lord 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jd1ify
      @jd1ify 5 лет назад +3

      i agree bro

    • @i.m.4044
      @i.m.4044 5 лет назад +9

      @@brazilianwavement8861 Spat*

  • @ryansusanka7462
    @ryansusanka7462 4 года назад +53

    I love how the guy starts laughing when Gordon calls that guy “Mr. Chipmunk” at 5:57

    • @moriah93ohio
      @moriah93ohio 2 года назад +3

      I had to rewind it cause I didn’t notice it before lol 😂

    • @daveynorton
      @daveynorton 2 года назад +2

      I love that part

  • @danielgalloway7575
    @danielgalloway7575 4 года назад +142

    Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt 😂

  • @ddjenai12
    @ddjenai12 4 года назад +748

    "Would you be so kind to remove the apricot from the mashed potato."

    • @Wolf-os9yu
      @Wolf-os9yu 4 года назад +2

      Diane DeVos love it hahaha

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 4 года назад +95

      "You see, now you're bein' a foken sarcast-"

    • @HarshNerf
      @HarshNerf 4 года назад +23

      @@scribese7en he had a point tho, he was screwing with him

    • @SegaDream131
      @SegaDream131 4 года назад +8

      I don't know which one offends the other more, the mashed potato or the fruit.....

    • @captainham1511
      @captainham1511 4 года назад +12

      Karan Harsh Wardhan Yes, but what chef gets defensive about apricots in their mashed potatoes?

  • @mango7577427
    @mango7577427 8 лет назад +846

    watching ramsay vs british people is more satisfying

    • @raphfelix6305
      @raphfelix6305 5 лет назад +21

      Gordon Ramsay has said that he thinks Americans to have thicker skin. or just more complacent. Brits are more prone to bite back at times. I do love the uncensored version lot better.

    • @itsdan722
      @itsdan722 7 дней назад

      ​@@raphfelix6305no Americans are just more submissive lol

  • @alextrose7
    @alextrose7 4 года назад +106

    "For as long as I've got a hole in my butt big boy those f'ing potatoes have been in the deep fat fryer."
    LMAO that line absolutely killed me!!! Sometimes Gordon effortlessly spouts some pure gold! Lol

    • @louisyork1894
      @louisyork1894 4 года назад +4

      He’s one of the funniest dudes I ever heard. Everything he says makes me just lose it. Love that guy

  • @omidnorozi5921
    @omidnorozi5921 4 года назад +34

    I think he writes insults at night like a comedian so he be ready for the show.

  • @albsmalbs
    @albsmalbs 7 лет назад +352

    "Customers can hear you"
    yeah because the intense sound effects aren't playing over their voices lol

    • @CiroAmc
      @CiroAmc 5 лет назад +8

      albonatious21 Customahs can hey you!

  • @ciamarrajohn
    @ciamarrajohn 8 лет назад +1558

    *grabs notebook*
    learning some new phrases here

    • @vindicator05
      @vindicator05 5 лет назад +58

      Like: "fucking Mister Chipmunk in the fucking corner over there"? ;)

    • @pgplaysvidya
      @pgplaysvidya 5 лет назад +71

      "as long as i've got a hole in my butt"

    • @9321spiderman
      @9321spiderman 5 лет назад +20

      lol, clunker and twat was pretty funny words to hear from 2 british accents

    • @davidsnow1552
      @davidsnow1552 5 лет назад +44

      "You're more laid back than an iron board "

    • @Mason-rs7is
      @Mason-rs7is 5 лет назад +18

      Weston Dennis “fuck off to the book shop and read about ________ and then talk to me “

  • @ededdundeady6683
    @ededdundeady6683 4 года назад +43

    5:33 the way he backs off of Gordon. gold.

  • @bluewink1646
    @bluewink1646 4 года назад +194

    1:40 it’s like Gordon is arguing with himself

  • @gepliprl8558
    @gepliprl8558 8 лет назад +396

    that "plunker - twat" just kills me.

    • @g137589
      @g137589 7 лет назад +1

      Gepli LR yeeeeeee

    • @ghost-facedhindu4275
      @ghost-facedhindu4275 7 лет назад +22

      Gepli PLR Still the guy had the best reaction. "I'm gonna shout like a dick, then calm down!"

    • @NICK666565
      @NICK666565 6 лет назад +3

      Plonker!

    • @benchambers9775
      @benchambers9775 5 лет назад +8

      Plonker not plunker you uncultured twat

    • @vindicator05
      @vindicator05 5 лет назад +3

      Just another average British conversation :D

  • @dsdsmitty2
    @dsdsmitty2 5 лет назад +786

    They don't censor in the UK and I love it.

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 5 лет назад +19

      Except at 19:17 LOL
      Owner dropped the N bomb on camera!

    • @metalbrain5169
      @metalbrain5169 4 года назад +19

      Terminal Creature I think tv censorship mistook the word nickers for the other word. (Nickers is British for pants if you were wondering)

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 4 года назад +4

      @@metalbrain5169 "You stupid silly little *knicker*!"
      LOL, I dunno if they misheard him.

    • @birdman1200
      @birdman1200 4 года назад +19

      @@terminalcreature1560 didn't he say "cunt"?.

    • @ManalMet
      @ManalMet 4 года назад +4

      I think also because you won’t be able to use any footage at all lol

  • @mrgogetit8301
    @mrgogetit8301 4 года назад +30

    “You’re more laid back than an ironing board”🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Even the chef had to laugh at that one🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @trumpydog9441
    @trumpydog9441 4 года назад +56

    "You speak arrogantly"
    Well he IS an expert. 😂

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 4 года назад +4

      Trumpy Dog exactly Gordon has earned his way to be way he is and we can all relate to him of dealing with idiots

  • @MertHacks
    @MertHacks 8 лет назад +1438

    "Please be so kind, to remove the apricot from the mashed potatoe.." "Now u r being foken sarcastic" God I laughed my lungs out, this is hilarious!

  • @HereForAStorm
    @HereForAStorm 8 лет назад +2864

    Even British arguments are so much classier than American arguments.

    • @BoogsAccount
      @BoogsAccount 8 лет назад +143

      Because we as Americans resort to yelling and screaming and bullshit when we're wrong, and we try to be right.

    • @jacobleb420
      @jacobleb420 8 лет назад +96

      The Doctor Worm Yeah, but Americans also love to fight, and arguments often turn ugly fast. They're the most war hungry country in the world.

    • @Blinkstash
      @Blinkstash 8 лет назад +63

      To me, British and Americans are like peas and carrots.Both of them have the bloods in their hands.

    • @BrandonM10
      @BrandonM10 8 лет назад +57

      +ronjon83 why do people always compare British people to Americans?

    • @l0nelydude
      @l0nelydude 8 лет назад +4

      +Docter Zaius You must not pay attention to the news then.

  • @MatmoeLP
    @MatmoeLP 4 года назад +48

    14:26 drink everytime Gordon slaps his hand on his thigh after finnishing a sentence

  • @ZooM-xs4wu
    @ZooM-xs4wu 4 года назад +75

    There is something extremely amazing ab british people saying “BOLLOX”

  • @wynnpham6572
    @wynnpham6572 4 года назад +618

    Person: I refuse to be harassed and insulted
    Gordon: incredible

    • @dumbfoundedkiryu9468
      @dumbfoundedkiryu9468 4 года назад +8

      Devil Man live action
      "Then he died"
      "Incredible"

    • @Igetnorespect
      @Igetnorespect 4 года назад +5

      Fake and a Bimbo, there's always porn for girls like her that are air heads.

    • @helco2856
      @helco2856 3 года назад +5

      Lol business doesn't care about how you feel

  • @shanebanzet7205
    @shanebanzet7205 4 года назад +832

    "As long as I've got a hole in my butt big boi" 😂

  • @NeerajYadav-yl2kl
    @NeerajYadav-yl2kl 4 года назад +68

    no matter how much he curses, all he does is best for them...i feel really sorry for him.

    • @0070dexter
      @0070dexter 4 года назад +1

      he run a show, people want to see action.
      he doesn´t realy there for help.
      he is right, no doubt. But hell, the way he bring that to people is bad.
      it´s not the way to teach, it´s the way to make people angry at you.
      it´s show, he running a show not a shool.
      I stop to see such shows, it bring the worst in ouerselfs.

    • @NeerajYadav-yl2kl
      @NeerajYadav-yl2kl 4 года назад +1

      @@0070dexter confrontation is the best way to adapt responsibility and he does it right from the start.

    • @codymrowicki9568
      @codymrowicki9568 4 года назад

      @@0070dexter you sound like a pussy. If you can't handle being yelled at, you shouldn't work somewhere in which perfection is expected.

    • @criminallyautistic8372
      @criminallyautistic8372 3 года назад

      @@0070dexter Your grammar is so inconsistent.

  • @samanthadavidson239
    @samanthadavidson239 4 года назад +65

    *"Who tf do you think you are?"*
    Oh I don't know, one of the world's top chefs you called to help with ur restaurant?

  • @nickolasroig7360
    @nickolasroig7360 6 лет назад +265

    I’d pay this man to yell at me while I cooked

    • @emmvold
      @emmvold 5 лет назад +3

      The Pope or when I pick up the junk food 😂

    • @jorjee9
      @jorjee9 5 лет назад

      👏👏👏 well played

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 4 года назад +4

      Yes it would be such an honor lol I've said the same thing. If I was super rich I'd pay Gordon to teach me how to cook and tell him to not hold back with the insults.

    • @jerome2541
      @jerome2541 4 года назад +1

      well you sir are a masochist

    • @JessFredericks-om5ee
      @JessFredericks-om5ee 4 года назад

      Haha! Same!

  • @Derna1804
    @Derna1804 5 лет назад +689

    If Gordon Ramsay had negotiated Brexit, the EU would have left the UK.

    • @untergehermuc
      @untergehermuc 5 лет назад +3

      Well, tbh this will happen on Halloween…

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 5 лет назад +29

      He's one of the few good things from England.
      It would help if he started a show where he tries to fix a crumbling country before it becomes a third world one.

    • @doctordarkness100
      @doctordarkness100 4 года назад +8

      @@terminalcreature1560 I mean gordon ramsay has that vibe around him where had times been different he would have been the ruler of a small to medium country with a very competent government.

    • @Rhodiac
      @Rhodiac 4 года назад +3

      @@doctordarkness100 There's still time...

    • @Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood
      @Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood 4 года назад +5

      Terminal Creature *Scotland

  • @demiurgeobzen327
    @demiurgeobzen327 4 года назад +29

    "Eh KNOW GyarDON!" Haha that bald dude was ULTRA French

    • @avalucia6039
      @avalucia6039 4 года назад +1

      I just heard him say that when I saw this comment and died. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @StudentoftheABC
    @StudentoftheABC 4 года назад +20

    15:20 an absolute legend

  • @DruovanniDefoe
    @DruovanniDefoe 6 лет назад +737

    UK Version shits all over the US Version... It's way more raw and realistic, and the fights are genuine...

  • @RainbowPuschel
    @RainbowPuschel 4 года назад +630

    "Are you smokeing?"
    "Yes."
    "That's disgusting"

  • @I_Get_Computers_Puting
    @I_Get_Computers_Puting 4 года назад +29

    15:20 the way the camera pans over to Louis XIV and then Gordon gets reprimanded, Lmao.

  • @bramcopermans7494
    @bramcopermans7494 4 года назад +27

    "YOUUU"
    "UEHHH"
    my fav part hahahaha

  • @masterkronos5297
    @masterkronos5297 4 года назад +457

    Gordon: "You're more laid back than an ironing board."

    • @guyshafor1320
      @guyshafor1320 4 года назад +1

      😄 what does that even mean? Are ironing boards in the UK really slack or something?

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 4 года назад +15

      Guy Shafor bro, ironing boards are flat as shit

    • @Ryanvondrake
      @Ryanvondrake 4 года назад +7

      Does he know what a ironing board is?

    • @guyshafor1320
      @guyshafor1320 4 года назад +2

      @@CrasherX2000 Right, providing a rigid and stable surface.
      I'm not seeing the connection between flat and laid back/lazy. Someone get Gordo on the phone, we need to workshop this.

    • @uirkiiioioo
      @uirkiiioioo 4 года назад +2

      @@guyshafor1320 lol you ever seen an ironing board?

  • @lancehandy6648
    @lancehandy6648 4 года назад +307

    "You're more laid back than an iron board." Wow. Whitty, intelligent AND funny. That might be the best insult I've ever heard.

    • @JasonweedQ3
      @JasonweedQ3 4 года назад +2

      😂👍🏻

    • @akechetasavage7658
      @akechetasavage7658 5 месяцев назад

      That is pretty good but my favorite is when he says in an hk episode “one more word about the cameras I will shove a fucking go pro up your fucking ass so you see how shit you are”

  • @beasy8991
    @beasy8991 4 года назад +85

    "I arrived and I thought it was actually quite a stunning, intimate little place... then the food arrived."
    👎🏾 *womp-womp*

  • @CLSmith411
    @CLSmith411 4 года назад +33

    Gordon: "REMOVE THE APRICOT FROM THE MASHED POTATO"
    Chef: "stop yelling!!!"
    Gordon: "Please remove the apricot from the mashed potato"
    Chef: "stop being sarcastic!!!"

  • @jraymond1988
    @jraymond1988 7 лет назад +493

    2:12 - 2:32 is the most stereotypically British sequence I can ever think of.

  • @MJ27129
    @MJ27129 6 лет назад +292

    -PLONKER!!!
    -TWAT!!!!
    I died on that part hahaha

    • @RandomNoisyBoy
      @RandomNoisyBoy 4 года назад +5

      OUTRAGEOUZ thirsty ass

    • @solismax65
      @solismax65 4 года назад +1

      OUTRAGEOUZ hitting on someone on RUclips lmao that’s a first

    • @MJ27129
      @MJ27129 4 года назад +2

      @@solismax65 *it was time for Thomas to leave.. He has seen all..* Smh 😂😂

    • @albertpetrovichiii
      @albertpetrovichiii 4 года назад

      I will say that MJ is pretty beautiful, tho. That is all, I'm out. ✌✌✌ Later, f*cks.

  • @newdayhustle
    @newdayhustle 2 года назад +15

    19:51 Gordon Ramsay has never made me laugh but I lost it here 🤣🤣

  • @deanathan
    @deanathan 4 года назад +40

    Literally every episode I’ve watched and rewatched, I keep asking why these owners even agree to have one of the greatest chefs in this generation, someone who has been through everything and whose experience is invaluable, help them if they’re gonna just going to keep a closed mind, disrespects him and be resistant towards every suggestion

    • @julian-3477
      @julian-3477 4 года назад

      Being paid for it 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @criminallyautistic8372
      @criminallyautistic8372 3 года назад +2

      Because their version of "help" translates to sugar coating it for them.

  • @miura25yearsago52
    @miura25yearsago52 4 года назад +437

    *Ramsay: go on and cook a musell*
    *Other chef: uno reverse card*
    *Ramsay: ...*

  • @WehrmachtBunny
    @WehrmachtBunny 5 лет назад +958

    I don't understand why people won't take the once in a lifetime experience to learn from the best chef in the world.

    • @coltontuckerclark4042
      @coltontuckerclark4042 4 года назад +61

      Teydom Bomb ego.

    • @avelinocr
      @avelinocr 4 года назад +51

      He doesn't teach shit, he asks for changes people are not competent enough to accomplish and curses them when they fail. This is a TV show, the only aim they got is to entertain, not save the world.

    • @evilfrenzy4888
      @evilfrenzy4888 4 года назад +20

      OhCmon lol ask him to teach you and he will treat you the same way it’s call criticism, you don’t need to be taught since you already know you just gotta he criticized in the areas you lack skill in, so that you can improve. It’s not about teaching you dumb idiots 😂😂

    • @evilfrenzy4888
      @evilfrenzy4888 4 года назад +17

      OhCmon they are lazy chefs and all Ramsay is trying to do is make them more active by making them realize their own mistakes

    • @tristanrodriguez3098
      @tristanrodriguez3098 4 года назад +7

      EvIL FRENZY by calling them useless dumbasses and shouting and insulting? Right constructive criticism

  • @robdogg11
    @robdogg11 4 года назад +29

    Mom- Tells me to do the dishes
    Me in my head: 3:33

    • @AC-Slater
      @AC-Slater 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesmckee3800
    @jamesmckee3800 25 дней назад +1

    The servers losing it at the end was priceless. Nice.

  • @KowitaG
    @KowitaG 8 лет назад +255

    "Mr Chipmunk"
    I lost my shit there

  • @minty445325
    @minty445325 5 лет назад +320

    I'd be pissed too if people asked for my help then shit all over everything I did.

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros 4 года назад +20

      School in a nutshell.

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 4 года назад

      I know right it’s like why did you give Gordon a call to help in the first place

  • @vlmoo.4065
    @vlmoo.4065 4 года назад +18

    “Like a troll looking for your spanner.” - I freaking died.- 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @kaismith9878
    @kaismith9878 4 года назад +25

    New Yorkers have nothing on the British when it comes to verbal assault

    • @luismaldonado914
      @luismaldonado914 4 года назад

      Eric Rivera lol so that's what u guys think of us

    • @luismaldonado914
      @luismaldonado914 4 года назад

      Eric Rivera I was raised in ny as well ik how rude we can be

    • @Xvladin
      @Xvladin 4 года назад

      Idk, we practice verbally assaulting eachother on the street everyday so I'd say we're pretty darn good at it

  • @slappyslapslap3692
    @slappyslapslap3692 4 года назад +455

    I love how Brits argue... one makes an accusation and the other repeats the accusation... YOUR DELUSIONAL!! DELUSIONAL? I'M DELUSIONAL?

    • @jasonjd84
      @jasonjd84 4 года назад +3

      Better than the dumb Americans, who reply to "You're in denial" with "I'm not in denial!" showing how in denial they are.

    • @a.j.duncan2050
      @a.j.duncan2050 4 года назад +18

      @@jasonjd84 Both examples are equally dumb.

    • @smellyshart442
      @smellyshart442 2 года назад

      @@jasonjd84 better than? Both are literally the same

  • @1260451
    @1260451 8 лет назад +802

    "You don't have to be so rude" *turn away and leave
    Literally every winning argument with a girl was depicted there.

    • @namelessasdf
      @namelessasdf 8 лет назад +11

      every
      time

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 8 лет назад +2

      +[WDS]Gerino YUUUUUUP! :D

    • @KeithRoberts
      @KeithRoberts 8 лет назад +67

      Yup! When you're used to constant entitlement, being treated like everybody else feels like an insult.

    • @GunTech
      @GunTech 7 лет назад +18

      Well, basically you could just go around town treating every woman you see like shit, if that's your thing. As long is nobody is nearby, you won't get beaten to a pulp. And then you could say you won all of the arguments with the girls.

    • @yourarchnemesis8453
      @yourarchnemesis8453 7 лет назад +82

      pathetic white knight found ^

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 года назад +56

    15:33 that man is my idol

  • @AaronF2112
    @AaronF2112 4 года назад +13

    The world needs more people like this, people be on way too much bullshit these days

  • @firingallcylinders2949
    @firingallcylinders2949 4 года назад +245

    7:48...the British when the French helped the Americans during the Revolution

  • @willrisher6049
    @willrisher6049 4 года назад +617

    I’d be scared af to even make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

    • @kawonarnold5505
      @kawonarnold5505 4 года назад +62

      Gordon Ramsay voice the peanut butter is raw u donkey

    • @Killing_Edge
      @Killing_Edge 4 года назад +72

      He takes a bite,"It's shit. The peanut butter tastes frozen."

    • @butthead6841
      @butthead6841 4 года назад +38

      You forgot to cut the crust...!
      You fucking.. idiot!

    • @moonlighthunter5421
      @moonlighthunter5421 4 года назад +31

      The bread is moldy! The peanut butter is overly oily! The jelly is fucking frozen! You DONKEY!!

    • @hardcoredoom5892
      @hardcoredoom5892 4 года назад +24

      “Is this Skippy? Fuck yourself. I’ll buy you a ticket so you can fuck off back to your bedroom.”

  • @technomage6736
    @technomage6736 4 года назад +10

    Omg that last clip was great with those chicks cracking up 😆

  • @brandonmcgrew4367
    @brandonmcgrew4367 Год назад +8

    This is such a great compilation. Thank you for this!! The absolute best part of watching Ramsay is when he’s laying into someone😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elizabethmarie5269
    @elizabethmarie5269 8 лет назад +508

    it's so british I love it

    • @thehighfive1749
      @thehighfive1749 8 лет назад +3

      He's Scottish

    • @GirEland89
      @GirEland89 8 лет назад +27

      +The High Five Scottish people are British the last time I checked...smh

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 8 лет назад +2

      +Vinit Trivedi You're just naming every English, Scottish, and Welsh citizens as British. Its like you're naming an American a "Western".

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 8 лет назад +1

      TL;DR ;)
      An indescribable long response makes it iffy.

    • @mikeh996
      @mikeh996 7 лет назад

      or Canadian, Argentinian, Brazilian....American

  • @chownful
    @chownful 8 лет назад +237

    "As long as I have a hole in my butt..." that's the first time i've heard that phrase...

    • @krisphung88
      @krisphung88 8 лет назад +2

      +chownful hahaha get it. because he will always have a hole in his ass

    • @zookacchi
      @zookacchi 8 лет назад +21

      And soon to follow it up with "big boy". XD

    • @siriusagar338
      @siriusagar338 7 лет назад

      +chaoseye wtf lol

    • @miarubyy
      @miarubyy 7 лет назад

      Not my first time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @nicknelson634
    @nicknelson634 21 день назад +3

    This version of kitchen nightmares is so much better

    • @kymiz_
      @kymiz_ 20 дней назад +1

      Same this one better than the US dramatic random sound effects. But sadly don’t make the UK version no more 😕

  • @romacechina
    @romacechina Год назад +13

    Rachel I think, is possibly the worst owner I have seen in both versions of Kitchen Knightmares, which is a bold claim to make considering the list of the worst owners is long, but the reason I choose her overall compared to Joe, Sebastian, Alan, Michel, David, Keith, Lisa, Gen and even Amy and Sammy, is that she actually had the chance to make her vegan restaurant a success compared to the others who were going to pretty much fail because of their bad personality's, inability to manage a restaurant or sheer delusion overall.
    With the chef her dad brought in, the unique selling point of being one of the few vegan restaurants at the time in Paris. But because she was too lazy to put any effort into it, she shut it down, leaving India trapped in Paris, her father in debt because of her laziness in running the place, which is all truly mind-boggling and a real waste.
    Thank goodness Gordon stepped in and gave India an internship that led her to become a success in her own right. So at least something came of the whole fiscal.

  • @heartoffire8481
    @heartoffire8481 7 лет назад +690

    *Gordon Ramsey for president*

  • @Sourcy
    @Sourcy 7 лет назад +107

    5:55
    Gordon's insult is so good even one of the members of the staff laughed, jesus, Gordon is an infinite perfect insult machine

    • @KARIEVSTWRLD
      @KARIEVSTWRLD 4 года назад

      Sourcy 🤣 I’m rolling after that

    • @TheDarkLordK
      @TheDarkLordK 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @daveynorton
      @daveynorton 2 года назад

      If you look closely Mr. Chipmunk is trying to hold his laugh in too

  • @marthapozo4881
    @marthapozo4881 4 года назад +5

    19:12 "Don't call me fat!" I'm fucking dying lol

  • @christianangelone2118
    @christianangelone2118 4 года назад +10

    17:42 “Why have I WOT???”

  • @Olive_Green604
    @Olive_Green604 7 лет назад +153

    I fucking love UK versions of reality tv shows. That dramatic, loud, unnecessary background music blasting on American shows ruins the "reality" of the whole thing. Everything's a big Hollywood production.

    • @zachmakesgames
      @zachmakesgames 5 лет назад +4

      That's neat, but in my opinion many British reality shows are incredibly boring since it involves people just talking with nothing going on. I'm really not a big fan of British reality shows.

    • @ehmiguel7602
      @ehmiguel7602 5 лет назад

      ZachADaMan great sleeping material.

  • @Wesbour
    @Wesbour 4 года назад +237

    “As long as there’s a hole in my butt these potatoes have been in the fryer”

    • @colethriamckinley6208
      @colethriamckinley6208 4 года назад +5

      My favorite line! And I'm using it from here on out!🤣🤣😎

    • @knarfhglahaneerg2024
      @knarfhglahaneerg2024 4 года назад

      Well after Sean's hot wings I think he has 2

    • @taylorglover73
      @taylorglover73 4 года назад +4

      I literally lost it when he said that 😂😂😂😂

    • @nealpatel4255
      @nealpatel4255 Месяц назад +1

      What's wrong with potatoes being in the fryer? That's how they're meant to cooked but he obviously cooked the lot too early and ended up being soggy. Therefore they should have been cooked to order.

    • @Wesbour
      @Wesbour Месяц назад

      @@nealpatel4255 absolutely nothing

  • @epic321123
    @epic321123 4 года назад +3

    2:00 I love these arguments where you don't know if you're being insulted and if you should insult back or not, they're so relatable

  • @FPSAntarctica
    @FPSAntarctica 4 года назад +5

    "Dont talk to me like im a child" says the guy acting like a child.

  • @Jerrongamereview
    @Jerrongamereview 8 лет назад +355

    I would pay lots of money to see Gordon Ramsay and Joe Pesci insult eachother

    • @Walruswhale
      @Walruswhale 8 лет назад +4

      +Mōmoku no pesci would win

    • @Deadpool69ftw
      @Deadpool69ftw 8 лет назад +2

      +Mōmoku no I'd add extra to add Dennis Leary to the mix

    • @Walruswhale
      @Walruswhale 8 лет назад +5

      denis leary is a fucking HACK

    • @TheAgentmigs
      @TheAgentmigs 8 лет назад

      +Mōmoku no ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

    • @icansmellyou7440
      @icansmellyou7440 8 лет назад

      +OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP YES YES DO IT YES

  • @zheendelo9772
    @zheendelo9772 7 лет назад +304

    15:21 *thats when Isaac Newton came in*

    • @johnobrien1528
      @johnobrien1528 5 лет назад +23

      Thats Sir Isaac to you

    • @MrMowky
      @MrMowky 5 лет назад +2

      @@johnobrien1528 😂

    • @nawrfsideshawty
      @nawrfsideshawty 4 года назад +4

      GETTTTT OUUTT LMAOOO FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY

    • @DamnitBobbeh2399
      @DamnitBobbeh2399 4 года назад

      They’ve got a 70 year old woman with them

    • @lois1677
      @lois1677 4 года назад

      I almost died laughing.
      That's all i wanted to say

  • @mikerowave1986
    @mikerowave1986 6 месяцев назад +3

    3:33 - I like how promptly he can close arguments

  • @girl123interrupted
    @girl123interrupted 4 месяца назад +3

    “Stop shouting, you’re just going to run off and start smoking” 😂😂