Yeah the aggressive fatphobia and unsettling focus on people's...members...is very JKR. I'm pretty sure I already encountered this excerpt in the past bc I definitely recognized it.
Yeah. My brother has left a muffin wrapper on the bathroom counter. There is a trash can two feet away. I didn’t touch it so it was there for like two days.
See, the first thing to come to my mind is all the poop in the air. We know flushing fills the bathroom with poop particles, and if somebody eats in the bathroom they're probably not the kind of person to close the lid when they flush. So there's a much higher chance of germs getting on the food than in most other rooms.
@NekoChanSenpai Those two acts don't correlate. Closing the lid wouldn't help anyway bc that assumes you already wiped while eating. Those particles are liquid, which means they end up on a surface. They just have to keep the food off surfaces and finish it before they wipe, preferably. Leaving it half eaten in the bathroom is quite nasty tho
I have eaten in the bathroom but it was in the girliest context. I like to run a bubble bath and put on some music and light some candles and eat a bowl of ice cream or a charcuterie board while in the bath. It's very relaxing. It's not that gross unless you people aren't cleaning your bathrooms?
on the subject of Men and Bathroom Dining, my friend group used to have a trans man who ate IN the shower. while actively showering. like, Standing Under Running Water and Eating Cereal. the whole squad declared him unhinged.
While I find eating in the bathroom disgusting, I saw a concerning amount of girls bringing their lunch into the bathroom in high school. Like I couldn't enter the restroom during lunch without seeing someone eating in there
I do wonder in a situation like that if it was due to bullying or isolating. A crowded cafeteria definitely has a lot more reasons than your home toilet to be fair.
@@luxborealisall schools everywhere have cafeterias my dude. I don’t eat in the bathroom cause the stink would make me sick but judging people because of that is silly
one thing i dislike about these "men writting women" and "women writting men" thing is that it takes stuff out of context which can make author seem like they have no idea what they are talking about when it's actually the character's voice and they are meant to sound dumb. Namely, the part at 6:40 is from an excellent book by Margaret Atwood (the same one who wrote The Handmaid's Tale) called Oryx and Crake, and the narrator is jimmy, an insecure teenager who certainly would not want people to think he is gay -so it makes perfect sense in this part for it to look silly from a reader's point of view. (and by the way Crake isn't the character's real name, but a nickname that has significance in the book. highly recommend reading it)
@@piretiris8223 the men writting women subreddit has a lot of them. I do remember being annoyed at one from a Stephen King novel where a very mysogynistic comment on a woman's looks was attributed by reddit to Stephen King while it was obvious to anyone who had read the novel that the narrator was meant to be an horrible person. sadly i can't find it right now, although i did find a lot of Stephen King submissions that i very much believe are victims of the same mirepresentation, but i cannot tell for sure because i haven't read these ones. Thankfully to give you an actual specific exemple, i did easily find this one, from Ray Brabury's "Something Wicked This Way Comes" : "for, he thought, it's a special hour. Women never wake then, do they ? They sleep like babes and children." I find this one particularly telling because it literally contains "he thought" making it abundantly clear that it's the narrator's thoughts we are reading. I mean, you couldn't make it any more obvious. An yet, it has more that 2k upvotes and a ton of comments mocking the author.
The apparently eternal gaop of understanding between men and women never ceases to amuse me. For example, the meme goes that guys don't have a clue of the actual anatomy of a girl, but if VTubers and women writing men have taught me anything, is that the opposite is quite often correct too
Yeah but thanks to current popular politics which is designed to get the largest amount of harsher left leaning folk on their side by placating to ego (which all politics do), it will almost never be brought up or be shamed and snuffed out of discussion
@@Plain--Jane brilliant gender divisions. You should probably research the subject. Like in some scandinavian countries where they literally do break down all gender roles in a childs life and lo and behold men become more masculine and women more feminine. Doesnt fit your narrative tho so forget science when its inconvenient. You wanna challenge stereotypes? Shut up and go finish concrete for a living. Put your money where your mouth is.
That beard post actually kind of riles me up, ngl. A little over a month ago, I had a bit of a gender identity crisis, not sure if I was a cis man or not. Then I looked in the mirror and noticed the stubble on my face from when I had forgotten to shave in a few days. Now, up until that point, I kept myself clean-shaven because my facial hair had always been patchy and itchy every time I tried growing it. But I guess things had changed between then and now, because for once in my life, I liked the look of my facial hair. And that was the moment I learned what gender euphoria felt like. I have not been clean-shaven since.
I’m probably a bit too sure in my masculinity to experience exactly the same, but I do know how much of a difference a beard can make for self confidence. When clean shaven I am nervous and insecure. With my full beard I look and feel ten years older and can confidently interact with business leaders, bosses and customers no issue. A psychologist would probably say I use it as a social mask to distance myself from my insecurities, but I don’t really care. In my profession, confidence is king, and having the self-assurance my beard gives me makes me great at my job. I even charmed my way into Forbes Magazine once, being quoted as an expert in a field I only have a couple years experience purely because the journalists were impressed with the confidence and assurance I displayed in my theorethical perspectives. Embrace the power of the beard, brother!
My husband will eat in the bathroom while he's getting ready to get in the shower or the bath (we have a separate tub and shower) but he *never* eats on the toilet or leaves partially eaten food for me to find in there to clean up; he's not THAT bad 😂😂😂
As a queer guy I love your content and now you've got me wanting a Members Only jacket. I definitely DON'T eat in the bathroom and never had a partner who did. 🤣
Man, whenever I need to go to the toilet while eating or drinking I either torture myself holding it in until I've finished eating, or put the food as far away as possible. I don't understand how anyone would bring their food even remotely close to a bathroom.
I dont mind steamy romance stuff every once in a while, but when it doesn't hit, or is really not well written, it becomes impossible for me not to burst into laughter when reading some of it 😂
I find men writing women is varying degrees of creatively bizarre with the occasional discrepancy, what limited women writing men I've seen is pretty unimaginative, like they're saying "I'm disgusted, but curious" without saying so
@@Plain--Jane I think you misunderstood, what I am saying is even Male writer's are kinda bad at writing the opposite gender like they're women counter part and I think you are kinda dumb now read the comment above me and try to understand the context of what I Said common this is a good example and good exercise
11:58 I never ate in the restroom but back when I was in middle school I heard of a group of girls that setup picnics in the restroom with oranges and yogurt it went so far the teachers had to talk to every class to get them to stop I'm a guy BTW
As a guy, I can say that I've never eaten in the bathroom, nor have I ever known another guy to do it, but one time I was at work and I went to a bathroom in an area I don't normally go to the bathroom in and someone had put a half-eaten chicken sandwich on one of the coat hooks, and ever since then I've always been both puzzled and disturbed as to what would possess someone to do such a thing. The one about the guy tasting better than beer and barbecue reminds me of a time when a guy I used to work with told me that I smelled like a hamburger one day, and when I didn't seem to like being told that he assured me it was a compliment because hamburgers smell good. While I tend to agree hamburgers smell good, I wouldn't say they're something a person would want to smell like. Then he decided to put his face against me and start sniffing me, which I really didn't like.
Okay I have to expose myself here. I was one of the one that ate food in the bathroom but hear me out lmao. I grew up with stomach problems all my life and constantly had either extreme nausea or diarrhea problems so many nights I would stay in the toilet and see if I could force food down. It’s actually quite sad now that I think about it but that’s my life smh. Couldn’t leave the bathroom for very long. In my defense though, I would not leave the food there.
@@ДаэтоОрех bruh I was gonna comment that lmao Wattpad too... Pretty much anything written by either someone who's below the age of 15, who got no idea who people outside their house behave, or aggressively antisocial people, know the exact locations of everything a fiction world but don't know the map of their own city (they grew up there)
@@ДаэтоОрех Oh that's not fair, there's some amazing writers on AO3! Many of them much better than official writers these days. Hardworking too. I see the word count and feel like fainting from thinking about the time and effort it takes. But a lot of people have to work their way through growing pains of amateur writing, and there's a lot of it. Most people that are good have been doing it for a while.
The guys shirtlessly sizing each other up reminded me of that scene from Full Metal Alchemist where Armstrong looking for the Elric brothers and Meets Curtis and they just start flexing to each other than became best bros...
I think men do size each other up but it usually happens really quick based on size. It also depends on the man. Some men are super competitive and others not so much. I also don't think it's necessarily just a male thing. If someone looks sketchy I will avoid them. If an area looks sketchy I will avoid it. If I see a man who is bigger than me and looks violent I will avoid him and raise my guard, but if I see a druggie woman I will also raise my guard. So as a dude I guess yeah I do determine threats but usually it takes a simple glance.
As a guy with some experience with the men's locker room at a gym (granted, not the most super-chad establishment where only the worst scum and villainy come to roost or anything, it's like the biggest gym in town so rather mainstream, but still), I think women don't appreciate just how much trouble a man can get into by fixing his gaze on another guy, especially if not completely dressed. I don't even consciously notice it, I just _know_ to focus on my stuff and immediately turn away the moment my gaze meets someone else. Anything above, say, 0.5 seconds can get you a "you got a problem, buddy?". Whether it is perceived as gay hitting or mere competition-driven sizing each other up, doesn't matter. You do not, I repeat, do not want to get caught while doing it. And if you're raised as a guy, you will learn that lesson by the time you're out of primary school, at the latest.
@@yarpen26 I don't even know if it's about being gay or being competitive. I think it's probably a number of different things. First, men aren't normally dressed like that for attention, especially in the gym. If I'm shirtless in the gym, it's because I'm more comfortable exercising (and sweating) like that as opposed to wearing a shirt designed for keeping you cool while exercising. However just because it's socially acceptable for men to go shirtless, doesn't mean that we want people to look. Also, usually if someone is giving a man attention, it's because they need something from them. So just staring at a guy for no reason is off-putting in the same way that women don't like people ogling at them. It's a human thing really, a lot of people just don't like being stared at by strangers in general. It's just general anxiety.
As a dude, I've never met or seen a man dislike a woman making more money. For the most part, they actually don't care, if you make minimum wage, or a six figure income, it's not on the list of selling points they worry about.
I think the only guys who do care are the ones who feel insecure about them making less, because they feel like they're not "manly enough" to provide for their wife the way it's traditionally done. Still, I don't think that the majority of men these days care, unless they were raised to think making less than your wife makes you "weak" or a "bad husband".
The only men I've seen care about that are the ones who know the divorce statistics related to that. Something about the woman earning more destabilizes things. (Why that is exactly is contentious and you'll get different answers from men and feminists)
I have to say that I’ve only eaten in my bathroom in situations where I’m like eating a popsicle but I randomly feel like I’m gonna shit my fucking pants lmfao
I’ve eaten in the bathroom as a woman but in my defense it’s because I was crying too much to eat in the cafeteria. Didn’t leave any food there for other people to clean up though
I've only ever eaten in the bathroom when I'm in the tub and want to eat wheat thins when I'm stewing in my bath water. Though it's been a year since I've done that.
What I find hilarious is when women have a kinda weird partner one time who does something odd, and then they just assume all men do it from then on forever and always. I have _never_ eaten food in the bathroom. Don't know any dude who does?? That happened one time with one partner and that chick just slapped that right on the rest of us! You just have weird standards, lady! Don't blame all of us for the things you chose! 😂
I've been with a girl once whose mind got blown from seeing an uncircumcised dick and her initial reaction was something along the lines of "What's this, is this normal?" and she kept playing with it like I was some kind of rare specimen. That was fvking weird
I've never eaten food in the bathroom. That sounds like something specific to that author's roommate/partner or whatever. I think they want to believe all men do it so they don't have to grapple with the fact that their taste in men led them to a guy who leaves half-eaten food in the bathroom.
12:07 I’ve eaten food in the bathroom and it wasn’t a “guy thing”?, it was a depression thing because I would only get up once or twice a day and so I would just get up, get food, go to the bathroom and eat food, throw away food trash in bathroom, and go back to bed
I used to work as a cleaner at a school. I only ever found half eaten food in the girls’ bathroom. Then again, I only found puddles of piss on the floor in the boys’ bathroom.
I'm a man, married with three children. And in all my years, I've never eaten in the bathroom. Nobody I know has done that. At least nobody has ever told me they do that. This was very entertaining. It did make me laugh.
I was couch surfing at a friend's place and one morning I caught him carrying a bowl of cereal into the bathroom and I tried not to think about that ever since.
I know one male who eats food in the bathroom. He is seven years old. Me and my homies say "love you" when we get off the phone sometimes, in case one of us dies during whatever stupidity is about to take place. Hugs are fine.
Hell yeah the sequel is here, this is gonna be one hell of a journey Edit: holy bloody crap this was so much worse 😭 thank you sybil for suffering through this for us
It's interesting how many comments are about the "food in the bathroom" bit. So here is my input: If you leave trash for me to pick up after you, regardless of what trash, what room, or what gender you are: You are no longer welcome in my home, period! Eating in the bathroom: I very rarely enjoy sitting in my hot bathtub, eating ice cream or chips, and watching a movie. It's an event in my safe space, and you bet your ash I clean everything before and after. Someone eating while on the toilet: if it's cuz you have bodily reactions to every bite and need the subsistence while you're sick, or in labor, or have other health reasons, go ahead. If it's just your thing... there are healthier rooms to have food in, please love yourself more.
Maybe it's just the fact that as a Trans Woman, I was never super comfortable with my assigned masculinity to begin with but before I began my transition I never, ever, ever ate food in the bathroom. That's just nasty!
@@Lilly-Lilac unfortunately, yes, apparently some do. One of my brothers brought a coke with him to drink in the shower. The other brought a whole doughnut, and the only reason I know is because there were sprinkles on the floor.
@@Lilly-Lilac This behavior is not specific to cis gendered dudes. I've met people of all kinds of gender identities and sexualities who do this. It is simply a gross human behavior, that people just want to pin on straight cis guys as a behavior specific to only them to make them seem more disgusting than they actually are.
Just moved from a decent sized queer friendly city to a small town in Iowa (admittedly for a great career opportunity and I’ll be able to move in a few years), but definitely missing the rainbow vibes, thank you for making me giggle (and gag at some of these) as I get settled in to my new home! ❤️
Funnily enough most gay guys I know in smaller towns (I am a bi man and move around a lot for work) really can’t stand the LGBT scene in the larger cities. I’ve lived in Berlin, London and New York so I’m more used to it, but I can definitely see what they mean, it’s a very… different sort of community than the more… Brokeback style you find out here. All the lesbians I know seem to like it both places though, while I barely ever see an open trans person because almost none of them want to risk being clocked in a rural town. Understandable, if a shame.
Randomly saw this video in my recommended and was curious, loved the video, going to check out more of your content. I'm a man, never eaten in the bathroom, never would, that's just bizarre, also to act like that's a normal gender thing, when at most they had only a few select people they knew that did, is weird to me. I don't read a lot, (want to change that), but sadly when I first tried to get back into reading novels I picked up a mystery series that I thought I'd like. And after the first scene as a man I literally had to stop reading. This was a published well established author and the first scene had the male character describe his terror at about to become the victim as something like (paraphrasing since over 2 years now) 'He could feel his testicles retreating back into his body.' And then went something like his terror made them retreat so much someone might have doubted he had male genitals or something like that. I couldn't stop laughing, shaking my head going 'that is not how things work. Did no man read this? Or a woman whose has talked to a man?' It was like she looked in a book and found that 'yes that happens when can happen when men get filled with terror.' But a man isn't going to notice it, much less think about that when they are about to be murdered.
Now in my late 30's and just recently was able to grow a decent beard. I'm enjoying it. Don't eat in the bathroom. Some guys really are this insecure, or this afraid of being labeled as gay, but expressions of male to male affection are common. There's just different rules to it.
The part about guys sizing each other up is total BS. Women do that. Guys roast each other and have fun. Women compete and play an elaborate game of passive-aggressive one-upsmanship. I know this because when I was 18 I worked at a bakery. I was the only guy. All my co-workers were women and they all hated each other. They would act friendly to each other's faces, but would immediately talk shit the second someone left the room or wasn't there that day. One got really REALLY upset that another got a similar haircut. Whether it was deliberate or coincidental it was really strange to see the meltdown because of something so stupid
As a woman, I always hated women like this and had all male friends growing up because they were chill. Then as an adult I finally found chill women to befriend as well. The competitiveness some people go through thier whole life clinging to is so immature and dumb.
@@PredictableEnigmato be honest, that happens with men too, it just depend of the person, competitive and abrassive people exist on bktj sexes, usually the dinamic shifts when they're predominantly one sex or the other, those case of "competitiveness" aré More prominente when one it's More prominent
10:10 I can definitely say that my beard is not the result of trying to hide my jaw or be seen as masculine. One day my daughter told me I was a wizard, and my powers get stronger the more beard I have, so now I have some ZZ Top level wizardry going on with my face 😂
If bathroom air so much as touches my food the food is ruined. If I am eating and say, I need to step into the bathroom to like... grab something, I will set the food down outside the bathroom. The very presence of it in the bathroom makes the food corrupted.
12:00 I mean I eat like a snack in the bathroom sometimes, not while I'm shitting, just because I like to be in the bathroom, don't ask, I'm mentally ill And I don't LEAVE it there that's disgusting
As a guy with a beard, I have several reasons for growing it, the main one is that I like having one, and I can, the fact that I'm into bearded guys is probably for something too, but it's mainly the first reason. Also because with a beard, I actually look my age (I'm 30) and not like a 17 years old guy...
I will admit to occasional bathroom snacking that occured because I needed to go and it was only small things like a couple pieces of candy or something. I have never had a full 8 course meal, however-
To answer your question, once upon a time I had a boyfriend that used to smoke weed in my bathroom in order to hide the fact that he's smoking weed (as if you I couldn't smell it anyway 😂). I mean he could just have asked if he could smoke in living room, like me and all my friends did back in the days 🤣. However I never confronted him and every time he stayed over night he climbed out of the bed in the middle of the night just to have his little fun time in the bathroom. Over time his sessions during the night became longer and longer. So long that one night I checked on him. And when he opened the door he was sitting on the floor, the window wide open and he was using half of my fridge and my sandwich maker to grill sandwiches in the bathroom. Long story short, yes people eat in the bathroom. In case if you are wondering after that night we smoked together, and not in the bathroom 😂
If you're up for some dry AF political science fiction, I'd suggest the works of C.J. Cherryh. Her Alliance-Union anthology series is pretty extensive and it's been going since the 80s. The biggest key point is her rich, complex characters. Both genders are written with clear believability and nothing ever feels forced. Despite patriarchal themes (and some matriarchal ones), there's a strong sense of gender equality, for better or worse. I mean worse in the sense that there are just as many instances - if not, more - of women raping men than there are men to women. Three of the novels, "Downbelow Station", "Merchanter's Luck", and "Rimrunners" are available in audiobook format if y'all want to listen
13:50 I was voted "better than a teddy bear" in middle school because I was a six-foot-four cuddlebug. If I were a D&D monster, I'd be a Hugbear. When Pokémon Sun and Moon came out, someone from middle school _tracked down my email_ to ask me if I'd don't the motion capturing for *Bewear,* the Pokémon whose Dex entry reads "loves hugging, sometimes crushes those it loves, as it forgets its own strength." Suffice to say, I'm a dude who will hug anybody and everybody. I've really gotta hate someone to outright deny a hug, and I've only met one person in my life who is in that list. And you better believe that I will grab your buns like Mister Whipple if the setting allows. Me and my best friend still go in for full-on hugs, grab-ass, and say "where have you been all my life?" and I helped him meet his wife back in high school, and took part in their wedding. They know damn well it's a joke, and both are comfortable enough to play along. Just, y'know, not in front of their kids.
I heard one woman say "why don't men read smut romance novels? It's literally what women fantasize about on paper." It's because women don't understand men/are completely fanatical fantasizes where if they right it out there is no continuity. As a man, I do sometimes enjoy well written smut, but I don't get off to the thought that most women's expectations are unbelievable and usually uncomfy. Seriously, take care of your mental health.
Because fantasies are fantasies. They are YOUR IDEAL world, not mine. Fantasies are meant to be kept to yourself, not written down on paper for the whole world to see.
@@therealspeedwagon1451 And they're risky to try and recreate in real life. Like, I have a crush on a female colleague of mine who's not exactly a secretary, just kind of I guess (and I'm not really her superior or anything), but I'm not gonna act like the thought of me leveraging that fact in some of the, ahem, nightly simulations of our intimate encounters that I've conjured up never crossed my mind. And I'm willing to guess she probably may have read a Wattpad fanfic or two which would put her in a similar situation. Yes, it works great on paper because you, as an author, have full control over how it all plays out from start to finish. Your fantasy chad boyfriend isn't going to serve you badly roasted beef because he just doesn't have enough experience, he's not going to let any awkward pauses ruin the flow of the conversation, he's not going to spend half the evening praying to gods that he actually get hard when push comes to the shovel and he's not going to throw you on the bed like a sack of potatoes because he kind of overstimated his own upper body strength as he picked you up. But a real guy you date probably will. And that makes all of this PornHub-derived BS come across as not steaming hot but fucking cringeworthy.
Bathrooms are typically the places where the food _leaves_ your system. One way or the other, especially when you're wasted. And when you're wasted, it happens there only if you're lucky.
6:51 out of context that's really bad, but within the scope of the book (Oryx and Crake) Jimmy and Crake are supposed to have really warped social perspectives and Margaret Atwood uses this style of narration to convey that. Like it's cringy, but that's exactly what it's supposed to be.
I do sometimes bring food into the bathroom, usually if I need a shower and have to do a bunch of things around it, but I do always clean up after myself. I suspect there's been a lot of critique and scolding that makes me end up thinking I absolutely have to do certain things RIGHT NOW and two of them happen to be bathroom stuff (do it now or it's too late) and dinner (it's ready now, so don't leave it sitting there). I will admit there's a delightful decadence to eating fried shrimp under the shower
These give the vibes of coming form the perspective of the women in the horror stories guys sometimes hear who just exploit and shit down and shame the dude in question for attempting to be emotionally vulnerable
omg yes, i hate that some see it as unmanly gay if two dudes hug. excuse me? also arguing that men in the past were real man and all that stuff. That stoic type who's not allowed to have feelings ... when did that appear? Because I read an old adventure novel (talking mid 19th century!) and the protagonist was head over heals in love with that one girl, so he was straight (just in case someone wants to make a point against it :P) but he was constantly thinking about his best friend (kinda brother) who was away doing dangerous stuff. And when they meet again he was like "the only thing i wanted to do was hug him". Two badass pirate dudes from the 1850 being happy see each other 😊 I really want to see more of that. hence dude being allowed to have and show feelings without being reduced to ... whatever that is (modern movies, yk what i mean). You can feel and be badass :D *end of rambling XD*
Stoicism dates to Ancient Greece. Also, it isn't what society makes it out to be. It just means to be in control of your emotions and not vice versa. I suggest you read "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius: a famous Stoic and the last of the 5 good emperors of Rome.
I came back to this video because I have FANTASTIC news to share. I stumbled across the source of the instantaneous penis thought. It's from a novel called The Casual Vacancy. Wanna take a guess at who the author is if you don't already know? J. K. Fucking Rowling
the second one is fucking joanne 😭 she literally cannot resist derisive comments about other people's bodies, be it trans people, fat people, or cis women that she doesn't like
I once saw someone (in the women’s bathroom) walk out of a public bathroom stall eating a sandwich. She didn’t wash her hands either she just walked from the stall to the door-eating half a sandwich. When I stared at her she looked at me with disdain as if I was the weird one.
legend has it that if you say sybil three times you get pinned
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The gods have answered
omg it actually happened!
OH MY GOD GUYS ITS HARRY POTTER
you said it four times
@@starmangriff 3 times in a row
"You taste better than Beer and Barbecue" sounds like a country song.
Someone get Luke Combs on the phone rn
Yeah, i can see one in the style of Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson
I heard in my head that you taste like a yeast infection. Consequence of being a life long baker, never forget to shower.
I'm steeling that line Jesus that's good
Women have no idea how to be romantic lol. They have literally no practice at it.
10:43 “men like to eat in the bathroom”
uh no tf we do not
there would be some
@@cymikgaming1266 No
@@Tzavaot i never said i did it
@@cymikgaming1266 interestingly, neither did I 🤔
@@Tzavaot You are incorrect, I eat my snacks off the floor like a dog.
May all genders unite peacefully in our shared stupidity and evil.
The forbidden, stupid
"You have my sword."
-Aragorn
@@NayrAnur "You have my hammer!"
-Gimli
"You have my reference!"- My stupid ass.
@@abdurrehmannasir5963 We gladly accept your reference
“He balled testically down the stairs”
NOOOO- 🫣
The sun shone upon his sleeping form, his face shadowed only by his morning wood. Wich all men get in the morning
"His dong dickily danced out of his pants"
@@gewuerzwanze5627It stretched endlessly into the heavens
@@gewuerzwanze5627 that is....
A mental image
the fact that the second one was written by JKR is not surprising
I am not shocked to find this out
Oh damn that makes so much more sense
Yeah the aggressive fatphobia and unsettling focus on people's...members...is very JKR. I'm pretty sure I already encountered this excerpt in the past bc I definitely recognized it.
Yeah that tracks
I read that as *JFK* and instantly became so confused.
Eating/drinking in the bathroom: fine, ok, I've done it.
Leaving half eaten food in the bathroom: roach party, that's gross and you're lazy
Yeah. My brother has left a muffin wrapper on the bathroom counter. There is a trash can two feet away. I didn’t touch it so it was there for like two days.
@@Lkat.Oh, I hate it so much when those people just ignore the mess they made.
My brother has real bad adhd, so he leaves trash and empty containers everywhere. Can't say he leaves food in the bathroom tho at least... just trash
See, the first thing to come to my mind is all the poop in the air. We know flushing fills the bathroom with poop particles, and if somebody eats in the bathroom they're probably not the kind of person to close the lid when they flush. So there's a much higher chance of germs getting on the food than in most other rooms.
@NekoChanSenpai Those two acts don't correlate. Closing the lid wouldn't help anyway bc that assumes you already wiped while eating. Those particles are liquid, which means they end up on a surface. They just have to keep the food off surfaces and finish it before they wipe, preferably. Leaving it half eaten in the bathroom is quite nasty tho
I'm a cis dude, and I never ate food in the bathroom wtf.
if you don’t know why someone would do that you’re blessed.
Exactly, shit's gross.
Never have I. I have drank drinks in the bathroom though. Usually water, or sparkling water.
I have eaten in the bathroom but it was in the girliest context. I like to run a bubble bath and put on some music and light some candles and eat a bowl of ice cream or a charcuterie board while in the bath. It's very relaxing. It's not that gross unless you people aren't cleaning your bathrooms?
Sometimes, the diarrhea hits mid apple ☹️
on the subject of Men and Bathroom Dining, my friend group used to have a trans man who ate IN the shower. while actively showering. like, Standing Under Running Water and Eating Cereal. the whole squad declared him unhinged.
That’s insane
The squad was speaking FACTS
I'll bring a waterbottle into the shower if I'm thirsty, but OMG cereal?
HE FUCKING WHAT?
@@rrteppo in case you are thirsty? Man, how long do you shower? You will not die of dehydration, bro
The “tomato scrotum” is The Dressmaker, I believe 😭 I’m studying it at school. That’s not even the worst part of that book
I clicked on this video exactly because of this too 😭 some of the worst descriptions are definitely the ones about Evan pettyman
Oh, oh no!
Plz if you remember something worse do tell 💅🍵
@@Dreamstrafe i’ll reread it and let you know 🙏 i haven’t read it in a year
@@salvadore2488 💖👉👈
NOT THE TWILIGHT JUMPSCARE-
"Say it out loud"
@@thestarsailor972”What am I?”
@@staticsunshin3say it!
@@V.U.4six "BATMAN"
@@V.U.4six Heisenberg
YOUR TELLING ME THERE WAS STUFF GROSSER THAN THAT FIRST ONE😭😭
Much worse
Moo.
@@SybilKappertMuch much worse. Much much much worse.
And it was pressing against my ass-
Imagine a subreddit called Enbies Writing Genders
As a Demiflux person who struggles writing male characters, plz no XD
Gawd, and vice versa
@phoenix13606 Genuine question, what is demiflux?
@@gurururuwarararara8164 I hope it's something akin to non Newtonian gender
@@NekoChanSenpai And what is that?
Again, genuine question 😂
While I find eating in the bathroom disgusting, I saw a concerning amount of girls bringing their lunch into the bathroom in high school. Like I couldn't enter the restroom during lunch without seeing someone eating in there
I do wonder in a situation like that if it was due to bullying or isolating. A crowded cafeteria definitely has a lot more reasons than your home toilet to be fair.
As I guy I did that a few times from bullying
@@SybilKappert
Imagine your school having a cafeteria. Norway gang represent!
@@luxborealisall schools everywhere have cafeterias my dude. I don’t eat in the bathroom cause the stink would make me sick but judging people because of that is silly
@@ORaddlyispissedoffI don't know who told you that all schools everywhere have cafeterias but that is absolutely not true.
one thing i dislike about these "men writting women" and "women writting men" thing is that it takes stuff out of context which can make author seem like they have no idea what they are talking about when it's actually the character's voice and they are meant to sound dumb. Namely, the part at 6:40 is from an excellent book by Margaret Atwood (the same one who wrote The Handmaid's Tale) called Oryx and Crake, and the narrator is jimmy, an insecure teenager who certainly would not want people to think he is gay -so it makes perfect sense in this part for it to look silly from a reader's point of view. (and by the way Crake isn't the character's real name, but a nickname that has significance in the book. highly recommend reading it)
THANK YOU
Got any "men writing women" examples?
@@piretiris8223
"She has breasts that smile."
@@piretiris8223 the men writting women subreddit has a lot of them. I do remember being annoyed at one from a Stephen King novel where a very mysogynistic comment on a woman's looks was attributed by reddit to Stephen King while it was obvious to anyone who had read the novel that the narrator was meant to be an horrible person. sadly i can't find it right now, although i did find a lot of Stephen King submissions that i very much believe are victims of the same mirepresentation, but i cannot tell for sure because i haven't read these ones.
Thankfully to give you an actual specific exemple, i did easily find this one, from Ray Brabury's "Something Wicked This Way Comes" :
"for, he thought, it's a special hour. Women never wake then, do they ? They sleep like babes and children."
I find this one particularly telling because it literally contains "he thought" making it abundantly clear that it's the narrator's thoughts we are reading. I mean, you couldn't make it any more obvious. An yet, it has more that 2k upvotes and a ton of comments mocking the author.
Not a fan of rape fantasy erotica...
tbf i think if a girl said "you taste better then beer and barbeque" to me i would propose on the spot
I would die of cringe right there. Just immediately rag doll.
She can drink straight from the tap 😂
@@hhjhj393Your intellect is as weak as your dollar. Failure is your destiny. You disrespect yourself, and your nation. You are made of stupid.
Def can't relate (am man) then again, I don't like beer and the line is very coutrycore
It’s one of those that loops around from being bad and back to good
The apparently eternal gaop of understanding between men and women never ceases to amuse me. For example, the meme goes that guys don't have a clue of the actual anatomy of a girl, but if VTubers and women writing men have taught me anything, is that the opposite is quite often correct too
Yeah but thanks to current popular politics which is designed to get the largest amount of harsher left leaning folk on their side by placating to ego (which all politics do), it will almost never be brought up or be shamed and snuffed out of discussion
@@aerickmon3350 what in the world are you talking about
idiotic gender divisions are explicitly a right wing thing
stop being weird
@@Plain--Jane bro is not living on the same earth as the rest of us
@@Plain--Jane brilliant gender divisions. You should probably research the subject. Like in some scandinavian countries where they literally do break down all gender roles in a childs life and lo and behold men become more masculine and women more feminine. Doesnt fit your narrative tho so forget science when its inconvenient.
You wanna challenge stereotypes? Shut up and go finish concrete for a living. Put your money where your mouth is.
@@Plain--JaneQuick, is it Berenstain Bears or Berenstein Bears as far as you can remember?
That beard post actually kind of riles me up, ngl.
A little over a month ago, I had a bit of a gender identity crisis, not sure if I was a cis man or not. Then I looked in the mirror and noticed the stubble on my face from when I had forgotten to shave in a few days. Now, up until that point, I kept myself clean-shaven because my facial hair had always been patchy and itchy every time I tried growing it. But I guess things had changed between then and now, because for once in my life, I liked the look of my facial hair.
And that was the moment I learned what gender euphoria felt like. I have not been clean-shaven since.
I’m probably a bit too sure in my masculinity to experience exactly the same, but I do know how much of a difference a beard can make for self confidence. When clean shaven I am nervous and insecure. With my full beard I look and feel ten years older and can confidently interact with business leaders, bosses and customers no issue. A psychologist would probably say I use it as a social mask to distance myself from my insecurities, but I don’t really care. In my profession, confidence is king, and having the self-assurance my beard gives me makes me great at my job. I even charmed my way into Forbes Magazine once, being quoted as an expert in a field I only have a couple years experience purely because the journalists were impressed with the confidence and assurance I displayed in my theorethical perspectives. Embrace the power of the beard, brother!
Glad you figured yourself out! I know the pain of questioning your gender and how stressful it can be
@Fred.Carpenterunderstandable, we are a deranged species.
The more i look into it, the more i realize that many times it isn't even about gender but about the roles that gender encompasses.
Good for you! How are you doing now?
3:35 Since that was a JKR excerpt, the ‘Do what a penis was designed to do’ makes more sense now
My husband will eat in the bathroom while he's getting ready to get in the shower or the bath (we have a separate tub and shower) but he *never* eats on the toilet or leaves partially eaten food for me to find in there to clean up; he's not THAT bad 😂😂😂
I just eat while showering
Why is your husband eating in the room where fecal matter particles fly through the air? Eat literally anywhere else in the house
@@Brandelwyni just piss in the fridge
As a queer guy I love your content and now you've got me wanting a Members Only jacket. I definitely DON'T eat in the bathroom and never had a partner who did. 🤣
Def want a members only jacket! We can take them off and “size each other up”! 😂
Would be complemented if someone said you tasted better than "beer and barbeque"? Or is that as weird to you as it is to me?
Man, whenever I need to go to the toilet while eating or drinking I either torture myself holding it in until I've finished eating, or put the food as far away as possible. I don't understand how anyone would bring their food even remotely close to a bathroom.
I dont mind steamy romance stuff every once in a while, but when it doesn't hit, or is really not well written, it becomes impossible for me not to burst into laughter when reading some of it 😂
I have the unholy power to grab one of my GFs books and flip right to a sex scene. I've done it blindfolded for fun. Quick way to get some laughs imo.
men writing women: bombastic side eye
women writing men: C R I M I N A L L Y O F F E N S I V E S I D E E Y E
I find men writing women is varying degrees of creatively bizarre with the occasional discrepancy, what limited women writing men I've seen is pretty unimaginative, like they're saying "I'm disgusted, but curious" without saying so
@@elijahaitaok8624nah they're all bad .
@@Uwhwvwgwh what a gross and weird thing to say
@@Plain--Jane I think you misunderstood, what I am saying is even Male writer's are kinda bad at writing the opposite gender like they're women counter part and I think you are kinda dumb now read the comment above me and try to understand the context of what I Said common this is a good example and good exercise
@@Plain--Jane I think you're dumb?
Like read the comment above me and tell me what I was saying .
From the sisters of the authors of "her boobs boobed boobily", here comes "his balls balled ballerly".
As a man, I do many things in the bathroom, but I don't shit where I eat.
I think you mean “Eat where I shit.” Shit where I eat implies you shit in your kitchen/dining room.
You mean you don't eat where you shit?
As a bisexual woman who used to be a man this surely means I can write both EQUALLY BADLY HAHAHAH
LMAO
This is the definition of peak mentality! Write that terrible lemon 😆
You have the ultimate power of writing raunchy, unapologetically vulgar lemon in your hands. Don't misuse it
GUYS, SHE'S TOO POWERFUL! RUNNNNN
@@Ekraelum Misuse is my middle name
11:58 I never ate in the restroom but back when I was in middle school I heard of a group of girls that setup picnics in the restroom with oranges and yogurt it went so far the teachers had to talk to every class to get them to stop
I'm a guy BTW
LMAO EW
Better than vaping at least, my school had a bit of a problem with that
@@tbnrrenagade9507 over here they don't vape they smoke
@@lucy__fer why does that not surprise?
@@tbnrrenagade9507 because it's Algeria
As a guy, I can say that I've never eaten in the bathroom, nor have I ever known another guy to do it, but one time I was at work and I went to a bathroom in an area I don't normally go to the bathroom in and someone had put a half-eaten chicken sandwich on one of the coat hooks, and ever since then I've always been both puzzled and disturbed as to what would possess someone to do such a thing.
The one about the guy tasting better than beer and barbecue reminds me of a time when a guy I used to work with told me that I smelled like a hamburger one day, and when I didn't seem to like being told that he assured me it was a compliment because hamburgers smell good. While I tend to agree hamburgers smell good, I wouldn't say they're something a person would want to smell like. Then he decided to put his face against me and start sniffing me, which I really didn't like.
I hope you changed jobs by now, because the people you're working with seem unhinged.
Okay I have to expose myself here. I was one of the one that ate food in the bathroom but hear me out lmao. I grew up with stomach problems all my life and constantly had either extreme nausea or diarrhea problems so many nights I would stay in the toilet and see if I could force food down. It’s actually quite sad now that I think about it but that’s my life smh. Couldn’t leave the bathroom for very long. In my defense though, I would not leave the food there.
okay but now you have to do women writing women and men writing men and then compare and contrast
“Humans” writing humans: for those authors who write like they’ve only the vaguest idea of how people act.
@@Redshirt214 every Ao3 writer:
@@ДаэтоОрех bruh I was gonna comment that lmao
Wattpad too... Pretty much anything written by either someone who's below the age of 15, who got no idea who people outside their house behave, or aggressively antisocial people, know the exact locations of everything a fiction world but don't know the map of their own city (they grew up there)
men writing women writing men
@@ДаэтоОрех Oh that's not fair, there's some amazing writers on AO3! Many of them much better than official writers these days. Hardworking too. I see the word count and feel like fainting from thinking about the time and effort it takes. But a lot of people have to work their way through growing pains of amateur writing, and there's a lot of it. Most people that are good have been doing it for a while.
The guys shirtlessly sizing each other up reminded me of that scene from Full Metal Alchemist where Armstrong looking for the Elric brothers and Meets Curtis and they just start flexing to each other than became best bros...
Classic male bonding experience.
I think men do size each other up but it usually happens really quick based on size.
It also depends on the man. Some men are super competitive and others not so much.
I also don't think it's necessarily just a male thing. If someone looks sketchy I will avoid them. If an area looks sketchy I will avoid it. If I see a man who is bigger than me and looks violent I will avoid him and raise my guard, but if I see a druggie woman I will also raise my guard.
So as a dude I guess yeah I do determine threats but usually it takes a simple glance.
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As a guy with some experience with the men's locker room at a gym (granted, not the most super-chad establishment where only the worst scum and villainy come to roost or anything, it's like the biggest gym in town so rather mainstream, but still), I think women don't appreciate just how much trouble a man can get into by fixing his gaze on another guy, especially if not completely dressed. I don't even consciously notice it, I just _know_ to focus on my stuff and immediately turn away the moment my gaze meets someone else. Anything above, say, 0.5 seconds can get you a "you got a problem, buddy?". Whether it is perceived as gay hitting or mere competition-driven sizing each other up, doesn't matter. You do not, I repeat, do not want to get caught while doing it.
And if you're raised as a guy, you will learn that lesson by the time you're out of primary school, at the latest.
@@yarpen26 I don't even know if it's about being gay or being competitive. I think it's probably a number of different things. First, men aren't normally dressed like that for attention, especially in the gym. If I'm shirtless in the gym, it's because I'm more comfortable exercising (and sweating) like that as opposed to wearing a shirt designed for keeping you cool while exercising. However just because it's socially acceptable for men to go shirtless, doesn't mean that we want people to look.
Also, usually if someone is giving a man attention, it's because they need something from them. So just staring at a guy for no reason is off-putting in the same way that women don't like people ogling at them. It's a human thing really, a lot of people just don't like being stared at by strangers in general. It's just general anxiety.
As a man I have walked into a bathroom with food already in my mouth, but actually sitting there to eat that's just too much
As a dude, I've never met or seen a man dislike a woman making more money. For the most part, they actually don't care, if you make minimum wage, or a six figure income, it's not on the list of selling points they worry about.
I think the only guys who do care are the ones who feel insecure about them making less, because they feel like they're not "manly enough" to provide for their wife the way it's traditionally done. Still, I don't think that the majority of men these days care, unless they were raised to think making less than your wife makes you "weak" or a "bad husband".
Ikr? Money's money
Every time I see it I assume it's projection.
The only men I've seen care about that are the ones who know the divorce statistics related to that. Something about the woman earning more destabilizes things. (Why that is exactly is contentious and you'll get different answers from men and feminists)
women can't imagine actually caring about other people as human beings or valuing companionship for its own sake
I have to say that I’ve only eaten in my bathroom in situations where I’m like eating a popsicle but I randomly feel like I’m gonna shit my fucking pants lmfao
Thats the energency situation
I’ve eaten in the bathroom as a woman but in my defense it’s because I was crying too much to eat in the cafeteria. Didn’t leave any food there for other people to clean up though
same, i cry so much and it’s so embarrassing
why are women so unstable?
@@mnmnrt I've seen two men fight because they _thought_ they looked at each other _"gay"_ foh with women being unstable 😂
@@NBDYSPCL No you haven't.
I've only ever eaten in the bathroom when I'm in the tub and want to eat wheat thins when I'm stewing in my bath water. Though it's been a year since I've done that.
What I find hilarious is when women have a kinda weird partner one time who does something odd, and then they just assume all men do it from then on forever and always.
I have _never_ eaten food in the bathroom. Don't know any dude who does?? That happened one time with one partner and that chick just slapped that right on the rest of us!
You just have weird standards, lady! Don't blame all of us for the things you chose! 😂
Spot on. All it takes is having no male friends or siblings but having one bf with a weird trait to totally throw off someone's perception.
From what I've seen - guys tend to think their gf is the exception to the rule, whereas women tend to think their bf is an example of the rule.
I've been with a girl once whose mind got blown from seeing an uncircumcised dick and her initial reaction was something along the lines of "What's this, is this normal?" and she kept playing with it like I was some kind of rare specimen. That was fvking weird
Ngl, I am a big fan of "Member". I might write a terrible book and use it on every other page.
A man working in self-publishing here. This video was entertaining and boosted my self-esteem. Thank you.
I've never eaten food in the bathroom. That sounds like something specific to that author's roommate/partner or whatever. I think they want to believe all men do it so they don't have to grapple with the fact that their taste in men led them to a guy who leaves half-eaten food in the bathroom.
Every time sybil posts I always go “sybilllll” without thinking wich also means I say it in front of my mom
Sybil hath graced us with their presence ☺️
12:07 I’ve eaten food in the bathroom and it wasn’t a “guy thing”?, it was a depression thing because I would only get up once or twice a day and so I would just get up, get food, go to the bathroom and eat food, throw away food trash in bathroom, and go back to bed
Same here. And for the same reasons....
I used to work as a cleaner at a school. I only ever found half eaten food in the girls’ bathroom. Then again, I only found puddles of piss on the floor in the boys’ bathroom.
I have never once eaten in a bathroom, nor have I ever witnessed my friends doing this.
Same here. That woman doesn't seem to know any men, not really.
I'm a man, married with three children. And in all my years, I've never eaten in the bathroom. Nobody I know has done that. At least nobody has ever told me they do that. This was very entertaining. It did make me laugh.
I always LOVE a good use of the clip of Edward ordering Bella to say it
The second one was written by J.K. Rowling. Disturbing, but it makes a lot of sense.
I was couch surfing at a friend's place and one morning I caught him carrying a bowl of cereal into the bathroom and I tried not to think about that ever since.
I know one male who eats food in the bathroom.
He is seven years old.
Me and my homies say "love you" when we get off the phone sometimes, in case one of us dies during whatever stupidity is about to take place. Hugs are fine.
Hell yeah the sequel is here, this is gonna be one hell of a journey
Edit: holy bloody crap this was so much worse 😭 thank you sybil for suffering through this for us
It's interesting how many comments are about the "food in the bathroom" bit. So here is my input:
If you leave trash for me to pick up after you, regardless of what trash, what room, or what gender you are: You are no longer welcome in my home, period!
Eating in the bathroom: I very rarely enjoy sitting in my hot bathtub, eating ice cream or chips, and watching a movie. It's an event in my safe space, and you bet your ash I clean everything before and after.
Someone eating while on the toilet: if it's cuz you have bodily reactions to every bite and need the subsistence while you're sick, or in labor, or have other health reasons, go ahead. If it's just your thing... there are healthier rooms to have food in, please love yourself more.
So no boyfriend living with you or kids or pets then?
Oh man Sybil, your videos straight up make my whole day better.
Maybe it's just the fact that as a Trans Woman, I was never super comfortable with my assigned masculinity to begin with but before I began my transition I never, ever, ever ate food in the bathroom. That's just nasty!
Wait… cis dudes do this? Boy am I glad I’m trans
@@Lilly-Lilac unfortunately, yes, apparently some do. One of my brothers brought a coke with him to drink in the shower. The other brought a whole doughnut, and the only reason I know is because there were sprinkles on the floor.
@@Lilly-Lilac This behavior is not specific to cis gendered dudes. I've met people of all kinds of gender identities and sexualities who do this. It is simply a gross human behavior, that people just want to pin on straight cis guys as a behavior specific to only them to make them seem more disgusting than they actually are.
@@jettadinI've brought drinks in sometimes but that's it lol. I'm transmasc btw
@PGOuma Same. Lol. I’ve drunk Coke Zero, and I’m an AFAB masc nb person.
Just moved from a decent sized queer friendly city to a small town in Iowa (admittedly for a great career opportunity and I’ll be able to move in a few years), but definitely missing the rainbow vibes, thank you for making me giggle (and gag at some of these) as I get settled in to my new home! ❤️
Funnily enough most gay guys I know in smaller towns (I am a bi man and move around a lot for work) really can’t stand the LGBT scene in the larger cities. I’ve lived in Berlin, London and New York so I’m more used to it, but I can definitely see what they mean, it’s a very… different sort of community than the more… Brokeback style you find out here. All the lesbians I know seem to like it both places though, while I barely ever see an open trans person because almost none of them want to risk being clocked in a rural town. Understandable, if a shame.
Randomly saw this video in my recommended and was curious, loved the video, going to check out more of your content. I'm a man, never eaten in the bathroom, never would, that's just bizarre, also to act like that's a normal gender thing, when at most they had only a few select people they knew that did, is weird to me.
I don't read a lot, (want to change that), but sadly when I first tried to get back into reading novels I picked up a mystery series that I thought I'd like. And after the first scene as a man I literally had to stop reading. This was a published well established author and the first scene had the male character describe his terror at about to become the victim as something like (paraphrasing since over 2 years now) 'He could feel his testicles retreating back into his body.' And then went something like his terror made them retreat so much someone might have doubted he had male genitals or something like that. I couldn't stop laughing, shaking my head going 'that is not how things work. Did no man read this? Or a woman whose has talked to a man?' It was like she looked in a book and found that 'yes that happens when can happen when men get filled with terror.' But a man isn't going to notice it, much less think about that when they are about to be murdered.
Men Writing Women is like The Room
Women Writing Men is like Human Centipede
If your scrotum is red as a tomato and "steaming", please visit a doctor, that isn't normal
Now in my late 30's and just recently was able to grow a decent beard. I'm enjoying it.
Don't eat in the bathroom.
Some guys really are this insecure, or this afraid of being labeled as gay, but expressions of male to male affection are common. There's just different rules to it.
People don’t have the balls to take the bi pill. Then you can kiss whoever you want with no consequences!
@@therealspeedwagon1451not all love or affection is sexual. MOST love and affection is not sexual
The part about guys sizing each other up is total BS. Women do that. Guys roast each other and have fun. Women compete and play an elaborate game of passive-aggressive one-upsmanship.
I know this because when I was 18 I worked at a bakery. I was the only guy. All my co-workers were women and they all hated each other. They would act friendly to each other's faces, but would immediately talk shit the second someone left the room or wasn't there that day. One got really REALLY upset that another got a similar haircut. Whether it was deliberate or coincidental it was really strange to see the meltdown because of something so stupid
As a woman, I always hated women like this and had all male friends growing up because they were chill. Then as an adult I finally found chill women to befriend as well. The competitiveness some people go through thier whole life clinging to is so immature and dumb.
@@PredictableEnigmato be honest, that happens with men too, it just depend of the person, competitive and abrassive people exist on bktj sexes, usually the dinamic shifts when they're predominantly one sex or the other, those case of "competitiveness" aré More prominente when one it's More prominent
The average team of nurses in a hospital has deeper political intrigue than any fictional novel
This nurse comment is so God damn real it hurts my soul.
Hi Sybil! My school started a gsa club last year and this year I’m counsellor and I really enjoy your contest and you really inspire me.
10:10 I can definitely say that my beard is not the result of trying to hide my jaw or be seen as masculine. One day my daughter told me I was a wizard, and my powers get stronger the more beard I have, so now I have some ZZ Top level wizardry going on with my face 😂
That’s pretty badass dude
Father of the year candidate right here 👏🏽👏🏽
If bathroom air so much as touches my food the food is ruined. If I am eating and say, I need to step into the bathroom to like... grab something, I will set the food down outside the bathroom. The very presence of it in the bathroom makes the food corrupted.
THE SEQUEL IS HEEEEREEE!!!
Honestly the bank account balance suctioning thing is so hilariously worded i love it lmfao
Most women I've been with didn't like my beard. I still kept it because I like it lol
A hilarious video plus Sybil sporting Boris Karloff on a Tshirt x it doesn’t get better than this !! Thank you Sybil x
12:00 I mean I eat like a snack in the bathroom sometimes, not while I'm shitting, just because I like to be in the bathroom, don't ask, I'm mentally ill
And I don't LEAVE it there that's disgusting
As a guy with a beard, I have several reasons for growing it, the main one is that I like having one, and I can, the fact that I'm into bearded guys is probably for something too, but it's mainly the first reason. Also because with a beard, I actually look my age (I'm 30) and not like a 17 years old guy...
I will admit to occasional bathroom snacking that occured because I needed to go and it was only small things like a couple pieces of candy or something. I have never had a full 8 course meal, however-
To answer your question, once upon a time I had a boyfriend that used to smoke weed in my bathroom in order to hide the fact that he's smoking weed (as if you I couldn't smell it anyway 😂). I mean he could just have asked if he could smoke in living room, like me and all my friends did back in the days 🤣. However I never confronted him and every time he stayed over night he climbed out of the bed in the middle of the night just to have his little fun time in the bathroom. Over time his sessions during the night became longer and longer. So long that one night I checked on him. And when he opened the door he was sitting on the floor, the window wide open and he was using half of my fridge and my sandwich maker to grill sandwiches in the bathroom. Long story short, yes people eat in the bathroom. In case if you are wondering after that night we smoked together, and not in the bathroom 😂
This is a cute story
If you're up for some dry AF political science fiction, I'd suggest the works of C.J. Cherryh. Her Alliance-Union anthology series is pretty extensive and it's been going since the 80s. The biggest key point is her rich, complex characters. Both genders are written with clear believability and nothing ever feels forced. Despite patriarchal themes (and some matriarchal ones), there's a strong sense of gender equality, for better or worse. I mean worse in the sense that there are just as many instances - if not, more - of women raping men than there are men to women.
Three of the novels, "Downbelow Station", "Merchanter's Luck", and "Rimrunners" are available in audiobook format if y'all want to listen
13:50 I was voted "better than a teddy bear" in middle school because I was a six-foot-four cuddlebug. If I were a D&D monster, I'd be a Hugbear. When Pokémon Sun and Moon came out, someone from middle school _tracked down my email_ to ask me if I'd don't the motion capturing for *Bewear,* the Pokémon whose Dex entry reads "loves hugging, sometimes crushes those it loves, as it forgets its own strength."
Suffice to say, I'm a dude who will hug anybody and everybody. I've really gotta hate someone to outright deny a hug, and I've only met one person in my life who is in that list.
And you better believe that I will grab your buns like Mister Whipple if the setting allows.
Me and my best friend still go in for full-on hugs, grab-ass, and say "where have you been all my life?" and I helped him meet his wife back in high school, and took part in their wedding. They know damn well it's a joke, and both are comfortable enough to play along. Just, y'know, not in front of their kids.
Name checks out. 😄
I heard one woman say "why don't men read smut romance novels? It's literally what women fantasize about on paper." It's because women don't understand men/are completely fanatical fantasizes where if they right it out there is no continuity. As a man, I do sometimes enjoy well written smut, but I don't get off to the thought that most women's expectations are unbelievable and usually uncomfy. Seriously, take care of your mental health.
Because fantasies are fantasies. They are YOUR IDEAL world, not mine. Fantasies are meant to be kept to yourself, not written down on paper for the whole world to see.
@@therealspeedwagon1451 And they're risky to try and recreate in real life. Like, I have a crush on a female colleague of mine who's not exactly a secretary, just kind of I guess (and I'm not really her superior or anything), but I'm not gonna act like the thought of me leveraging that fact in some of the, ahem, nightly simulations of our intimate encounters that I've conjured up never crossed my mind. And I'm willing to guess she probably may have read a Wattpad fanfic or two which would put her in a similar situation.
Yes, it works great on paper because you, as an author, have full control over how it all plays out from start to finish. Your fantasy chad boyfriend isn't going to serve you badly roasted beef because he just doesn't have enough experience, he's not going to let any awkward pauses ruin the flow of the conversation, he's not going to spend half the evening praying to gods that he actually get hard when push comes to the shovel and he's not going to throw you on the bed like a sack of potatoes because he kind of overstimated his own upper body strength as he picked you up. But a real guy you date probably will.
And that makes all of this PornHub-derived BS come across as not steaming hot but fucking cringeworthy.
The only time any guy I've ever known has eaten in a bathroom was when the guy was absolutely fucking wasted.
Bathrooms are typically the places where the food _leaves_ your system. One way or the other, especially when you're wasted. And when you're wasted, it happens there only if you're lucky.
I think the “suctioning back out” was the much-requested satire of genitalia
"men like to eat on the bathroom"
wtf? guess I'm no longer a man, somehow, because I have basic higiene
Shower beverage ✅ Food in the bathroom ever ❌
I feel like the bathtub needs to be separate from the toilet
You drink shower water????
@@loureedpipes that's definitely what I said
@@loureedpipes Having a cold canned drink every now and then in a warm shower can be a nice treat. (Soda, beer, arizona tea, whatever)
Just thought everyone should know that the passage from 3:33 is from a J K Rowling book
That tracks as she is definitely obsessed with people’s members
@@eclecticdog2k901 brings new meaning to "chamber of secrets"
@@cymikgaming1266💀
Yeah she has a tendancy to talk about fat guys and their massive wands, doesnt she?
I only eat in the bathroom if I'm getting my hair done or something, not on the toilet. And I don't leave dishes.
See this makes a lil more sense
You are correct, eating in the bathroom is weird, and I would hope my fellow dudes don’t do it, or at least that most of us don’t.
TOMATO SCROTUM???😭
Red and swollen🥶
its like the Dune "beefswelling" but worse
6:51 out of context that's really bad, but within the scope of the book (Oryx and Crake) Jimmy and Crake are supposed to have really warped social perspectives and Margaret Atwood uses this style of narration to convey that. Like it's cringy, but that's exactly what it's supposed to be.
I do sometimes bring food into the bathroom, usually if I need a shower and have to do a bunch of things around it, but I do always clean up after myself. I suspect there's been a lot of critique and scolding that makes me end up thinking I absolutely have to do certain things RIGHT NOW and two of them happen to be bathroom stuff (do it now or it's too late) and dinner (it's ready now, so don't leave it sitting there).
I will admit there's a delightful decadence to eating fried shrimp under the shower
Cool video, you look like every single lesbian stereotype all at once.
Not a bad thing, just a thing.
holy shit you’re right, like even the cats and everything
Nah, she's got brown hair and no pointy glasses
I’ve never been so excited for an ad, all of these made me gag
I didn't know there was a women writing men too lol
You didn't think there were female authors??? What?... Women have been writing about men for thousands of years...
@@hhjhj393 bro, i think they meant how women write men as badly as men writing women
These give the vibes of coming form the perspective of the women in the horror stories guys sometimes hear who just exploit and shit down and shame the dude in question for attempting to be emotionally vulnerable
Oh my dear lord. Thats gonna be a journey.
For some reason, I can't stop itching my nose. There's nothing in my nose, yet the compulsion persists.
omg yes, i hate that some see it as unmanly gay if two dudes hug. excuse me? also arguing that men in the past were real man and all that stuff. That stoic type who's not allowed to have feelings ... when did that appear? Because I read an old adventure novel (talking mid 19th century!) and the protagonist was head over heals in love with that one girl, so he was straight (just in case someone wants to make a point against it :P)
but he was constantly thinking about his best friend (kinda brother) who was away doing dangerous stuff.
And when they meet again he was like "the only thing i wanted to do was hug him". Two badass pirate dudes from the 1850 being happy see each other 😊
I really want to see more of that. hence dude being allowed to have and show feelings without being reduced to ... whatever that is (modern movies, yk what i mean). You can feel and be badass :D
*end of rambling XD*
Stoicism dates to Ancient Greece. Also, it isn't what society makes it out to be. It just means to be in control of your emotions and not vice versa. I suggest you read "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius: a famous Stoic and the last of the 5 good emperors of Rome.
I came back to this video because I have FANTASTIC news to share. I stumbled across the source of the instantaneous penis thought. It's from a novel called The Casual Vacancy. Wanna take a guess at who the author is if you don't already know?
J. K. Fucking Rowling
Joanne being insanely judgmental of someone due to their physical characteristics? Never heard of that before.
Ok i draw smut sometimes and i would literally rather die then let *any* of my family see it
i love your hair SO MUCH
Yahhhh amazing video again Sybil!!!
I never eat in the bathroom, but sometimes I bring drinks in because I'm about to take my post-exercise shower and I'm dehydrated.
I could see "How do you wash your dick?" being an inside joke between a girl and a guy who are best friends. 😜
I kept a decently straight face through all of this...lost it at "tomato scrotum". Incredible writing. 10/10
the second one is fucking joanne 😭 she literally cannot resist derisive comments about other people's bodies, be it trans people, fat people, or cis women that she doesn't like
Bathrooms are not very sanitary, so why are we bringing food in there
I once saw someone (in the women’s bathroom) walk out of a public bathroom stall eating a sandwich. She didn’t wash her hands either she just walked from the stall to the door-eating half a sandwich. When I stared at her she looked at me with disdain as if I was the weird one.
We need to fix this in society, can we all agree? We need to fix this problem.
@@Homonculus-5692yes we need cleaner bathrooms