@@NitheshVG734 I'm sorry, I googled and it brought me to the search results for apple. is this the apple logo or is my pc acting weird about random unicode characters again?(U+F8FF)
They missed a trick, should have provided the 1.0 plastic card, then made them not function and sell them the upgraded plastic card 2.0, then the metal card 3.0, then the...
Banks can't give you negative interest rates. The optimal ones might be time limited (esp with a recession seemingly more inevitable) but Goldman Sachs (who really does all the financial stuff for Apple) can afford to pay high savings rates because of the Fed rates on borrowing. That's working as intended
The only thing the people need to know is the government basically causes all the financial catastrophies and recession by printing money and artificially driving up consumption through inflation and interest rates
The accent 😂👌 "what would you do, if Timmy took all of y'all money, what would you do, if you had to give up your iPhone. Freedom isn't free, join the iCult and let it be, Freedom costs a buck o 5 .......(plus 4x 4%)
We're going to take that money you deposited and combine it with all the other money deposited and use that to invest and make 25%...That is how we can afford to give you 4.15% by makin g 20.85% for ourselves.
He's the only person now trying to make the soulless tech industry look interesting!
Agree!
NOT its obvious more thievery !!!!
I mean, if it’s tech news you’re after, Riley on TechLinked does a pretty great job at making tech news entertaining too.
exactly
“Automatic Tim Machine” had no reason to be so funny. Absolutely 10/10 line delivery
I want one! 😂
OMG, that Tim bitmoji is killing it! 'Give me money!' :D
That’s Animoji duh
@@NitheshVG734 I'm sorry, I googled and it brought me to the search results for apple. is this the apple logo or is my pc acting weird about random unicode characters again?(U+F8FF)
@@WohaoGLOL, touché 😂 I'm seeing a weird character as well, maybe the Automatic Tim Machine censored it 😂
"Apple savings account" the place to spend and never save 😂
IT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN HE SAID "It goes 4% up in interest, but 5% down in inflation," "But isn't that-"
Can you explain me this?😮
Ah yes, classic apple move
They missed a trick, should have provided the 1.0 plastic card, then made them not function and sell them the upgraded plastic card 2.0, then the metal card 3.0, then the...
Then to use their own Apple Pay you need to pay them £9999 a month 😮
Does 3.0 come with the metal-to-plastic dongle for backwards compatibility, or is that extra?
ah yes the "apple 'savings' account"!
you can either give apple your money or give apple your money at a slower rate! Finally a bank for me!
Almost 30% interest rates?!
0:54 That edit was unexpectedly more hilarious than expected!
"...You still lose your money but slower. Now that's called investing"😅😅😅👌
ATM = Apple Treasure Machine!
This one hurt so much, I just had to laugh to cope.
Gonna come out and say it never occurred to me users were saving with a company that makes you spend your money 😂 f-ing nailed it!
Instead of "Give me a dollar!" is "Give me all your money!"
The automatic Tim machine had me lose it
0:00 money 🎉
I love whenever sam says you're doing something wrong 😂
Banks can't give you negative interest rates. The optimal ones might be time limited (esp with a recession seemingly more inevitable) but Goldman Sachs (who really does all the financial stuff for Apple) can afford to pay high savings rates because of the Fed rates on borrowing. That's working as intended
The only thing the people need to know is the government basically causes all the financial catastrophies and recession by printing money and artificially driving up consumption through inflation and interest rates
Automatic Tim Machine 🤣
Brilliantly well done sir!
I have money left over.
I can say that because I use arch linux.
Love when he imitates Tim..😂
"Ninety-nine, nine, nine..." 😂😂😂
What an... amaaaaazing moment!
Finally, a bank that suit me
Now will apple also charge the 30% store fee to put money into the account, and then another 30% to take it out of the account?
No, it's a Goldman Sachs about l account with Apple branding and integration. No fees.
2:22 Tim-moji 😂
Money grows on trees at least at the Apple orchard. Ain’t that right Tim?
Thanks for putting the mega members list again. I love KITi ♥️
Making leftover money obsolete.
The funny part is I already moved my savings over
So, how's it going?
Pretty 👍
Why does Tim talk like Foghorn Leghorn lol
Courage!
savings+ 4% but you can only use it as Reality Pro credit.
The accent 😂👌
"what would you do, if Timmy took all of y'all money,
what would you do, if you had to give up your iPhone.
Freedom isn't free, join the iCult and let it be,
Freedom costs a buck o 5 .......(plus 4x 4%)
I am boycotting Apple until Cook is gone!!!
We're going to take that money you deposited and combine it with all the other money deposited and use that to invest and make 25%...That is how we can afford to give you 4.15% by makin g 20.85% for ourselves.
I’ve never heard a southern Australian accent before
I thought this would be about the class action lawsuit settlement FROM Apple TO consumers
Your Southern accent is....🤣🤠....
Love your videos
Funky time
1:30 So that's... deflation?
in my country bank acc is way less int than the inflation lol...
Apple will never stop
UNTIL COOK GOES!!!
If you're slow to pay or in the head 😂
Why not, ay?
"U spending it wrong!" lol
hahaha you so funny SAM
Nice vidja pal
Banking with Apple's Hedge fund.
this for real 💀
😁gimme money...
Amazing 😂
Instead of that, but the apple stocks
Adaa muthawee... Payisha ondakuna paripadi analee... Ne pewru thanee...hahaha... muthawee ninaku randu Umma..😍🥰🥰😘😘
Gold
Coke Cook has to go bring IVEs back to save APPLE!!!
They're beta-testing a new printer.
You are already giving apple most of your money, why not just give them all of it.
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next video?: AI regulation
Always funny
New shroud move from Apple & they like making money hand over fist 👍
Lol 9999999
How is this even Apple's problem lol.
Right it's the Fed setting high interest rates. There are a bunch of high yield savings accounts that have 5%+ APY and are popular right now
we loose our money so they can use it to make theirs 😭😭
I don't give them any money... I only buy PC
Sa-vings?
This is actually not that Evil?
Seems you lost a bit of weight
28TH!!
27th
😂😂😂😂
The credit card is acknowledgment that Tim pricetags prices are WAY too high
Apple is the greediest fruit in all the land! Led by the fruitiest gaybot in the land
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