“There’s No Woke Award, Y’all” - The New Negroes - Full Episode

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

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  • @d.t.6072
    @d.t.6072 Год назад +18

    Klondike-. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
    Tone Bell- Apparently take all of the ice out of my freezer. 🤣

  • @semievilsquirrel
    @semievilsquirrel Год назад +38

    I love how Tone Bell admits to drinking sparkling water like it's a confession. Had me rolling!a

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Год назад

      Is it code switching if you really like it?

  • @julireep278
    @julireep278 Год назад +22

    Loved Tone Bell's performance! He's smooth, confident and well-spoken ❤ Oh yeah, and his jokes are hilarious!!

  • @all_guys_blazing2104
    @all_guys_blazing2104 Год назад +145

    I'm surprised Tone Bell doesn't have more back pain from carrying Disjointed for two seasons

  • @havad3938
    @havad3938 Год назад +19

    More of Tone Bell! And those song lyrics deserve an award.

  • @matthewmandli
    @matthewmandli Год назад +36

    Consistently one of the best modern stand-up shows, so excited it’s up on youtube

    • @leonranchero7088
      @leonranchero7088 Год назад

      Have you not seen other comedy shows on RUclips?

    • @matthewmandli
      @matthewmandli Год назад

      @@leonranchero7088 boi I’m a stand-up lmao. Cable TV stand-up obviously doesn’t hit the same as RUclips these days but this one was great

    • @leonranchero7088
      @leonranchero7088 Год назад

      @@matthewmandli your shorts were funnier than this special

  • @PK2Fresh
    @PK2Fresh Год назад +6

    "I got a biracial son named him Ta-Nehisi" 🔥🔥🔥

  • @leonelcadet3833
    @leonelcadet3833 Год назад +8

    I see Tone Bell; I click. This dude is funny as heck.

  • @wizerd2089
    @wizerd2089 Год назад +13

    Thumbs up for Candace Thompson! Great set.

  • @catako5583
    @catako5583 Год назад +3

    That was pure class. Touché. Stay blessed. Shalom

  • @helloxonsfan
    @helloxonsfan Год назад +3

    Another great set of comedians... & as usual... the songs were awesome...!!! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

  • @jacobgreenlund6232
    @jacobgreenlund6232 Год назад +7

    Bring this back!

  • @booneguy
    @booneguy Год назад +4

    The Kondike Bar killed me. 😂

    • @edwardsinger7644
      @edwardsinger7644 Год назад

      "people get weird, they're like '..........what do I gotta do for it?'" best punchline I've heard all week. You see it coming from a mile away but the delivery is just so perfect.

  • @g.suniverse
    @g.suniverse Год назад +3

    This show needs it’s own youtube channel

  • @chrisclouds4182
    @chrisclouds4182 Год назад +1

    Phonte always with the heat

  • @AweInDivineTime
    @AweInDivineTime Год назад +5

    😅 Funny lineup. Candace was unexpectedly hilarious. Tone had me with the Klondike bars. Def a hot non-hood commodity. 😂

  • @masterjanessa3852
    @masterjanessa3852 Год назад +1

    😂😂😂 I died at the percentage of survival. …Rip my godmother.

  • @Aklifedesign
    @Aklifedesign Год назад +4

    More Tone please🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🙏🏾

  • @princelawrence4062
    @princelawrence4062 Год назад +3

    I'm Nigerian and uhh.... We have a bobsled team!?!?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cedricd7110
    @cedricd7110 Год назад +3

    Candice is so right. I'm Nigerian I say "Not Nigeria, Nicaragua". I'm ashamed of our scams.

  • @jizzledfreq
    @jizzledfreq Год назад

    Ayeee that song at the end was lit af, and all the comedians were awesome.

  • @geraldmasiu8505
    @geraldmasiu8505 Год назад +1

    Ey Tone Bell ,you have a new fan in South Africa
    The delivery and subject matter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FOBStevie21
    @FOBStevie21 Год назад +6

    Why the song go so hard at the end though? Damn

  • @kewlade719
    @kewlade719 Год назад +1

    The rap at the end 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @innervisions1828
    @innervisions1828 9 месяцев назад

    I love Klondike Bars!!!

  • @yuflysolo1833
    @yuflysolo1833 Год назад

    "Neighborhood vegan weed dealer..."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @slyrhythm6471
    @slyrhythm6471 Год назад

    Thank you

  • @Siderite
    @Siderite Год назад +3

    Oh, you have to make that Wokken game happen!

  • @epothos1
    @epothos1 Год назад +2

    I wish I could double like this good show

  • @limitedpa
    @limitedpa Год назад

    the intro was the type of shii u wake up to at 4am

  • @maxjulien8394
    @maxjulien8394 Год назад +4

    I gota see Dave in person, dude is Hilarious

  • @BassMonsterTiff
    @BassMonsterTiff Год назад

    🎶i like the way ya workin... NO NI-🎶 sorry it does flow nicely 😭

  • @elliesings9508
    @elliesings9508 8 месяцев назад

    I love angry Will Ferrell. 😅😅😅 😅

  • @rmrglobalproductionsinc9554
    @rmrglobalproductionsinc9554 Год назад +2

    Many we’re good but Tony Bell .. Tony Bell .. TONEYYY BELLLLLL

  • @atussuta4618
    @atussuta4618 Год назад

    That was great entertainment, It was better than I expected it to be. I like how they said woke is not a contest which is correct, but there are levels to woke and the highest levels walks the other side naturally in their soul form (final form). Knowledge of self and knowledge of the soul realms existence is the key. I would love to be on this show.

  • @drulamane
    @drulamane Год назад

    Ayee 🤣🤣🤣 @6:22

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg Год назад +1

    I miss this show

  • @anzostar7251
    @anzostar7251 Год назад +2

    Nigerian bobsled team really does sound like a scam 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexanderoladimeji9031
    @alexanderoladimeji9031 Год назад

    Background looks like the underground in Atl

  • @jv-lk7bc
    @jv-lk7bc Год назад +2

    now all i have to do is figure out how to work 'no niggity' into a sentence..

  • @shadowcouncilmember
    @shadowcouncilmember Год назад

    🗣️ PHONTE 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

  • @JAHtony1111
    @JAHtony1111 Год назад

    Homie looks just like Carlton banks. 😂

  • @Shrooms-N-Siestas
    @Shrooms-N-Siestas Год назад

    The first guy looks like a portly Lamar off BMF.

  • @shepidshepherd8901
    @shepidshepherd8901 Год назад

    Where is yall album?

  • @jackscourage
    @jackscourage Год назад

    that was awesome

  • @yb3604
    @yb3604 Год назад

    my main takeaway from this is that Phone it the goat

  • @tracilynette2984
    @tracilynette2984 Год назад

    Good to see the Lucas Bros

  • @CaboniaBelieves
    @CaboniaBelieves Год назад

    @BaronVaughn @OpenMikeEagle Tremendous insight !!!

  • @Assistint
    @Assistint Год назад

    Imagine laughing at any of this video

  • @krweg23
    @krweg23 Год назад +1

    funniest thing about that was that theres somebody out the who knows how to write a dope lirik, usin his skills to sound like ASAP Ferg

  • @durtd9654
    @durtd9654 Год назад

    What's the song at the end called?

  • @robertomendez187
    @robertomendez187 Год назад

    That Woke song battle 🙌🏽😹😹😹😹😹

  • @kripplswaggr4096
    @kripplswaggr4096 Год назад

    Immediately made me think of Matt Rife's woke joke

  • @100shadesofbeast2
    @100shadesofbeast2 Год назад

    Hey Tone Bell I'll take a Klondike Bar

  • @thomasgriffin808
    @thomasgriffin808 Год назад

    I'd have having to do a presentation in my customer service voice😓

  • @d.t.6072
    @d.t.6072 Год назад +3

    Tone Loc and Taco bell was his connection to Tone Bell?
    He would have done better saying Tone Loc and Patti Labelle had a baby it wouldn't be Tone Bell. 🤓

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Год назад +2

      not as funny tho

  • @pro-xinyang
    @pro-xinyang Год назад +1

    As a Nigerian I can agree that the bobsled team is indeed a scam.

  • @isee4kgaming98
    @isee4kgaming98 Год назад

    🔥

  • @citizenoftheearth6
    @citizenoftheearth6 Год назад

    anyone has a link just for a song?

  • @heartlights
    @heartlights Год назад

    Every awards show award is a woke award

  • @stepa11
    @stepa11 Год назад

    Don't like WOKE but like you guys 😅😊

  • @maukaman
    @maukaman Год назад

    Did I wake up in a universe where Key and Peele were never a thing and these dudes instead filled that role? Whoa

  • @augusts1
    @augusts1 Год назад

    This is from 2019.

  • @wolff08
    @wolff08 Год назад +1

    Woah woah woah what yah got against Lil Dicky???

  • @donnythedreamer1508
    @donnythedreamer1508 Год назад

    What ome and lil dicky got beef?

  • @icon2535
    @icon2535 Год назад

    Cathedral stand up.If you know you know.

  • @berbatovfan27
    @berbatovfan27 Год назад +2

    We really outchea

  • @quanyenwashere
    @quanyenwashere Год назад

    HUG LIFE 🤗

  • @buddahshampoo4126
    @buddahshampoo4126 Год назад

    Legendary #Blowdian

  • @Bishopmoni
    @Bishopmoni Год назад +1

    Is it worth the money for making fools of ourselves???

  • @daniellaytonmusic9865
    @daniellaytonmusic9865 Год назад

    Candice killed it

  • @nomnomnom7564
    @nomnomnom7564 Год назад +4

    These hosts "edgy" act is cute. The show is very tame and sterile. This is the kind of comedy you get when comedians fear getting cancelled.

    • @matthewmandli
      @matthewmandli Год назад +5

      Just say you wish they were homophobic and go

    • @nomnomnom7564
      @nomnomnom7564 Год назад +2

      @@matthewmandli Why? I like Wanda Sykes, Fortune Feimster, and Hanna Gadsby. This show was lame. If you have a problem, you should complain to them because they are speaking against wokeness.

    • @laurengibson748
      @laurengibson748 Год назад +4

      @@matthewmandli You're behind the times the current thing is calling everyone transphobic silly

    • @EPCauto2
      @EPCauto2 Год назад

      @@matthewmandli you wish they were homophobic and go

    • @AlexanderDivineEmcee
      @AlexanderDivineEmcee Год назад

      🥱

  • @semievilsquirrel
    @semievilsquirrel Год назад +3

    It would be great if the word woke never came out another conservatives mouth, too. When they use it, it's the worst.

  • @rjhikups78
    @rjhikups78 Год назад

    #welovePhonte

  • @nogi9231
    @nogi9231 Год назад +2

    This is pure uncle Tom knee slap Comedy. Dry

  • @THEREALCITYCHIEF
    @THEREALCITYCHIEF Год назад +3

    This was some bullshhhhhit!

  • @JamilOGK
    @JamilOGK Год назад +1

    Chapelle show to key and Peele and then this????

  • @robertvinson4922
    @robertvinson4922 Год назад

    I tried

  • @Beastmodevids1
    @Beastmodevids1 Год назад

    Black people won't be around much longer anyway. I hope the last of us go out strong and not as cowards.

  • @micheleboris2851
    @micheleboris2851 Год назад

    Never gonna be woke enough 😅

  • @walterpreston9663
    @walterpreston9663 Год назад +7

    Wow, I’ve never seen “bleached” black comedy 🎭 before and it’s not funny.

    • @Max-zg2ci
      @Max-zg2ci Год назад +4

      Gatekeeping isn’t funny either yet here we are 🎭

  • @notthatguy1447
    @notthatguy1447 Год назад +1

    This was pretty funny stuff, thanks...
    The term "Woke" sounds like someone who hates good grammar did their best to come up with a new word that just sings worser, more funnier, axe a question, they in place of they're...

  • @thisiskwest
    @thisiskwest Год назад

    😅😅😅l

  • @Siderite
    @Siderite Год назад +1

    So glad you didn't do the Snoopy Dogg kind of show that makes people consider racism as a reasonable option.

  • @calitonrey
    @calitonrey Год назад +4

    I'm done sitting tight for the award advance since i acquire $23,000 every 12 days of my investment..

    • @briantrueman3033
      @briantrueman3033 Год назад

      Please how can I reach out to Mrs Harriet ? I urgently need her management on my INVESTMENTS!

    • @briantrueman3033
      @briantrueman3033 Год назад

      THANKS A LOT I HAVE
      CONTACTED HER NOW AND SHE
      RESPONDED

  • @MHKARAM
    @MHKARAM Год назад

    Id rather go into coma if this is woke comedy..

  • @LIVEINPEACE2023
    @LIVEINPEACE2023 Год назад +5

    The duo hosts were cringy. 🫤

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 Год назад

      Let's see what you can do onstage in front of an audience & cameras . . . .

  • @bassplayingchris
    @bassplayingchris Год назад

    UAE on the rise ZOMBIES

  • @chipsweaters
    @chipsweaters Год назад +1

    Bro. This was hella mid.

  • @NoaCollard
    @NoaCollard Год назад

    Lebenswichtig😁

  • @SkillOp
    @SkillOp Год назад

    i really wish people would stop saying the word "woke"...who was asleep?

    • @willycs5893
      @willycs5893 Год назад +2

      This video is old. It came out when the word "woke" was a thing.

    • @EPCauto2
      @EPCauto2 Год назад

      I just woke up so me I guess

  • @iamwhoyousayiam6773
    @iamwhoyousayiam6773 Год назад

    Trump's been gone for years

    • @najchris11
      @najchris11 Год назад +3

      Lol this is from 2019 I think

  • @A20-w8l
    @A20-w8l Год назад +1

    This is funny?

  • @Simplelivingslowliving
    @Simplelivingslowliving 3 месяца назад

    Woke ness gotta go.

  • @unicorngoddess737
    @unicorngoddess737 Год назад

    First guy wasn't funny at all and I have a bit of oregano on me. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @ultrabones9488
    @ultrabones9488 Год назад +4

    This is terrible.

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 Год назад

      Let's see what you can do onstage in front of an audience & cameras . . . .

  • @brett4264
    @brett4264 Год назад

    Some comedy mixed in with females and bad rhyming. I'll give it a 👍 since my expectations were low to start with.

  • @Xennyballs
    @Xennyballs Год назад

    Was a new COLOGNE 😂😂

  • @MostConscious
    @MostConscious Год назад

    had to skip the woman after 30 sec

  • @terrymanor7064
    @terrymanor7064 Год назад +1

    Really unfunny