‘The Taxman‘ Brian Cockerill Tells His Story.
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- Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2019
- James English, The Anything Goes Show Ep79.
The story of the taxman.
Brian Cockerill was once one of the most feared men in the uk.
He spent years working as a gangland tax-man and had over 1000 violent street fights in a career that lasted almost 30 years.
Brian was a 24 stone man mountain that wouldn’t let anything or anyone get in his way.
Brian has claimed to have lost over 20 friends to murder and has been charged with countless crimes from murder and also charged with attempt murder on 2 police officers.
But a life of operating in the criminal underworld took its toll on Brian, and he ended up turning to hard drugs like crack cocaine in order to self medicate, leaving him battling with sever depression.
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Started on the doors 20 years old, worked them for 40 years , only 53 and hasn’t worked them for last 25 years
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good luck arguing this with him
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When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, he picked up a slab of moon rock with "Brian was 'ere" written on it. Haha
@@WizzerMedia 😂😂😂😂😂, you need ya head testing if you believe him
Brian is so modest he didnt mention the time
He was offered the roll of James Bond
TOMMY GUN lol
Roll?
Role
Ham or cheese?
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Brian's actually 148 years old. He broke the grim reapers jaw in 6 places 70 years ago and he hasn't been back.
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And he was 22 and a half stone then, and when he had his first wank he was 9 stone 18 ounces, he should be weight watchers ambassador
That's one of the funniest jokes iv heard in a while m
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He was so hard he used brown sauce for shower gel.
When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone..there was 3 missed calls from brian
Lol
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Fucking hell 😂😂😂😂
That's got to be one of the funniest things I've read on here, pissing myself
Gold! 👍👍👍
Brian said he once uppercutted a horse and that's where giraffes came from
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Hahahah hahahah
Your a true comedian 🤣🤣👌
Brilliant
Ha ha ffs proper belly laughing here
“The police chased me one day but I was a top end rally driver so they couldn’t catch me.” 😂😂😂
Must be so me car to get that fat slob away
He couldn’t lie straight in bed 😂
At one point he said ‘ I used to be a little kid’ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Ohhhh my belly !
@@leenobody3249 haha I didn't listen to all of if but fucking he'll. I thought he was born 5ft 8 23 years old when born
He's now saying that he never said he was a rally driver 😮I heard it on Sunday and Monday he is denying that it was said at all ..😂❤
They couldn't catch me I was a rally driver 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Pure gold "Borats new character is class".
I wouldn't believe him if he told me he was a liar!
Michael Walker tough man couldn’t remember British bull dogs name despite having the chance to tag team him . Tough to remember all the details when you live this life
Micky init
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Every British bloke has had a conversation with someone like this in a random kitchen at 3am
While gacked out on coke
Still tanding there ,nodding because he has the sniff
Haha, you're so right! I've listened to many of these stories over the years!
Waste of good powder if you ask me.
thinking just put another one out and i will listen to you till the sun comes out
Apparently ghosts sit round a fire telling Brian cockerill stories
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Britains hardest man, worlds stongest man, boxing heavy weight champion, amercian football player, wrestler, rally driver and he gave it all up for burglaries and crack
David Brent 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahah biggest load of bullshit ever
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Haha Exactly what i was gunna say. Proper bullshit
With an I.Q. only Einstein could compete with.
He murdered a judge in front of a whole court room, represented himself and beat the charges
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Even got costs to get the blood dry cleaned off his suit
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E got refused legal aid cant stop laughing SPOOF,,,😁😁😁
Burger King honoured Brian’s toughness by naming the Big Whopper!! Fact!
For Brian so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son Lee Duffy, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life
All the haters are just jealous. Little unknown fact regarding Brian, whilst working the doors on a quiet night he started writing a children's book, Brian Potter who was a wizard. Anyway he gave the book away as being the quiet reserved gent didn't want the publicity. He was 24 stone at the time.
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Ye right he was never in prison 8 murders only 2 he was charged with but got of acro scro acro
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He also done some bricklaying on the moon.
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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story
TONY BURKITTS?? DANNY CHRISTIES?? PADDY CONROYS?? brian cockrill ???dean ACROS PLEASE
Never.
Ye acro do acro do acro do 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fair play interviewing him and keeping a straight face. Well done.
covid lockdown init
@Connor Cook couldn,t catch him he was a bbbbfulem rally diver lol.
What weight were you at that particular time?
that was some feat ! hats off james
@@Enochthegreat71 hahahaha that had me creased aswell
A record braking weight lifter a rally driver the original British bulldog scouted by the Miami dolphins and undefeated street fighter still doesn't brag about himself what a genuine humble bloke
And tipped To be hw world champion
Haha is that sarcasm
It’s a podcast isn’t that what your meant to do ?
Wait till he goes on X factor, that’s when his talents will really shine through
@@CLOCKCHASER2222yeah not many people know that he has an amazing voice and his beautiful wife has just been offered a modelling contract too. I'm so thrilled for them both. 👍
Lying is addictive
Probably one of the most modest men I have ever listened to in my life. Not once did he ever say he invented the wheel.
Pretty sure he did mate
No he said he was behind the wheel in his group n rally car being chased by an ARV containg SAS ,but of course he dumped them like a pound of of off vindaloo!!!
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Defied the laws of physics 😂😂🤦
The irony that one of the biggest bullys in the UK hates bullies
@Hamish Munroe yeah...I've noticed that a lot..This big fat bully robbed anyone under the guise of been some noble hero ridding the streets of heroin and crack while just reselling the same gear in the same area he made out he was 'cleaning ' an area up ...Or the little old lady down the road would be robbed in their own home ,Then he would turn up with her purse or daft little tv with tales of how he bravely fought and got her stuff back bringing 'justice' to the bad guys...Basically ruining what was left of their lives been traumatised by every movement near their home...And still singing his praises like he was protecting them ...Then later tried to run as a councilor and hero to the ordinary ppl on the estate ,A phony bully
HULL GRAFFITI -- how did he get on with the election? Did he get many votes?
das wright it was attempted loads of times but he was so fast he caught the bullets everytime,, sometimes with his teeth🤷♂️
hed be fucked if he walked past a mirror
People like this don’t come from rough places. Put him in Liverpool Birmingham London Nottingham Manchester he would be killed within 5 minutes
Hold up in fact the underworld would use him as a comedy stand up show on a Friday night while they count the kilos they shipped in 🤣
Best comments section I've ever had the privilege to read. Absolute gold.
Also is ones in the McIntyre did 😂😂😂
Brian cocknbull has fathered 160 children including Brett may,
cristiana Aguilera and the great chuck Norris !!
I wonder how much Brian weighed in his prime... Got to have been about 24 stone. Surprised he didn't mention it at any point during the interview...
Carl "battered onion rings" Froch, once phoned Brian to tell him he beat Groves in front of 80,000 people.
Brain said "I beat 80,000 people in front of Groves!!."
6" 10 in heels
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Apparently he made 80.000 people fall on there own leg
Billy Big time You need to stay away from Brian to BE SAFE 😂
He killed Rhaegar Targaryan.
Apparently he’s worlds best under water wood welder! He doesn’t even use scuba gear he just holds his breath. Legend!
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( under water wood welder ) priceless !!
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Kids This is a classic example to never take drugs.
If you've ever met a meth head that has psychosis. This is the exact wonderful talk they talk about. Its gold I love it
Is your mum doing better now though mate?
Every 100 years somone like me comes around 😂😂😂this is the best interview yet by far😂😂
Mr could a would a should of.. but he just smoked crack for 20yr .. had ex ray eyes could see through house walls to no if there was women in the house.. everytime he punched someone he got his exray machine out to see if he broke his jaw.. what a guy he used to tax the Essex boys.. but they all got shot bri they wouldn't trie shout him he can dodge bullets
They had guns wanted to kill him but hit his legs never shot him in the head and would have just killed him there on shot boom he's dead
When Brian left home at 18 he told his Dad you're the man of the house now.
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Fucking brilliant.
His funniest story is when he says the WWF approached him to be the British bulldogs tag team partner 🤣
Miami Dolphins wanting him was equally as impressive.
@@kitdouglas9295 hahahaha
@@kitdouglas9295the Miami dolphins with their scouting network all over the top college’s in USA, scouting American Football prodigies somehow knew about some low level criminal and steroid user in a crap hole in the north east of England 😂😂😂😂
@@Two_Seat_Pete_FatA55 Brian used to swim to florida for his holidays and he had a reputation there for being nearly 24 stone
@@biskitz86913 and he broke the jaw in 6 places of every Floridian who was 19 stone and about 6’4
It was only ever the SAS who used to come and arrest me … 🤣
‘I weighed 24 stone and was really fast at running!’ 🤣😂🤣 Is this Peter Kay dressed up?
He had his slippers on
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Young Veteran when the SAS are chasing you run fast
Mini JCW Of course, one of the SAS roles is wasting their time chasing a fat Jackanory! Lol
Such a humble guy.
In fact, so many people tell him that he’s so humble he considered competing professionally on the Most Humble Man In The World™️ circuit; he only decided against it because his record breaking levels of humility meant that he didn’t want to make the other competitors look bad. He was in with a shot at the Nobel Prize for Humility at one point, but they pulled out at the last minute owing to his criminal record (which is the most extensive criminal record in the world).
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‘There was a couple big heavy weight boxers there I dropped a few of them ‘ 🤣🤣
You have to respect how humble he is. Never brags or bigs himself up, such an admirable hero
Ye definitely pulled in for 8 murders only up for two against two I'd love to see his acro gobshit
Haha haha
Absolute melt. James is a divvy too x
@@steray7590 very true both idiots him Snd idiot Host xx
I love the way he doesn't big himself up.
Larger than life.
Big himself up back in the day tho
@@chappochapman9818 he's still a penis tho
Very modest
Steptoe 123 init
What I like about Brian is he doesn't exaggerate !
Natural story telling
hahahahahhhaa classic never exaggerate
Kaz lemon Ian is a beast but a great bloke. He commentated my first MMA fight. Genuine nice bloke and UK MMA pioneer
@busterbenji : Give me a shout when your planning the visit to his house......
@@iraq.sometimessunnisometim1981 so you can take a camera!
“I just had this Samson strength!” His humility is another level 😂😂
It's reference to the bible. Brian was a strongman. Could lift things average men couldn't. I have seen it
I’m afraid this poor man is suffering from Big Vern Syndrome, a terrible incurable affliction, rife among the hard of thinking. Jokin, seems like a lovely fella😉
James you deserve an Oscar for keeping that face straight throughout this ....
Just what I was thinking1
It’s because he’s false as fuck.
Hah best comment I’ve seen on this guy was “what chest size are those tracky bottoms”
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Yea I seen that. Funniest thing ever.
Last time I was with Brian, he was hanging about with Mike Tyson in a gym. Tyson ended up sparring him but Brian got the better of him. This is when he technically won the heavyweight championship of the world, but then decided to vacate because Ferrari got in touch and offered him a lead F1 position. He went on to win the championship but left to become an actor which led him to finding crack, he never looked back again.
Oh yeah he's also had over 2 million fights.
hahahahaha!!!
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😂😂😂bloody hell your comment has made me and my wife laugh so hard 😂
When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Brian was stood there waiting and said 'One big step for man, one small step for Brian Cockerill' then back stroked through space back to Middlesbrough.
Just spat all over my phone laughing at this 🤣 backstroked back from space
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Allegedly
Kevin Bridges should interview him next.... ‘Did ye aye’
aye........have a good night mate....
He had a fight in a chip shop.. 2 fish got battard.. 10 chips got assaulted.
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the sort of bloke that joke was made for lol could also add 'enjoy your night mate'
If you ask Brian for the time, he will also include his weight, at the time
hahaha this is epic!
21/22 stone
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And a jaw broken in six places
A movie of his life would be the best comedy movie ever.
Over 1,000 streetfights, LOL. 100 fights a year for 10 years straight, no doubt.
Legend has it Brian started smoking just so he could fight cancer.
Jack McGinn best comment ever
Jack McGinn the veela mahyteeeee
Hahahaha
Awh Jesus. Hahaha
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Nobody knows him outside the small town/village he's from
Got to be a village.... he would be someone there, the village idiot
These comments have me in stitches! 😂 Burst out laughing when he said he evaded the police as he was a rally car driver too! Absolute gold.
World class rally driver :)
Hahahahahahahahaah
Haha go to Stephen French's one 🤣
He a story mek upper for real
Group N Rally Driver 🤣
You've got to admire his modesty.
Even james had a laugh at 2000 people 😂😂😂
James deserves a medal for keeping a straight face
Barrister, hulk, a once in a century heavyweight boxer, nfl legend, wwe tag team partner, movie actor, "almost" amputee with speed and reflexes of a Cheetah. This man has been anointed by God.
Hahahahahahaha !
Best comment on here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3 guys and he’s knocked out 6 of them.
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Aye & 7 of them were heavyweight boxers!!!
And broke all 6 of the jaws in 6 places
Danny Burns,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈
4 coffee, 2 bowls of sugar puffs, 2 toast, 1 banana, 1 apple, 1 pear...
673 pints of double cream as well don't forget
Brian once baked a cake in the freezer, and apparently on the day he was born he drove his mum home from the hospital
Liam Cowan 🤣🤣🤣
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haha that's a belter mate
Miami Dolphins often go around Middlesbrough to scout for talent
Brilliant 😂🤣
Tom Brady is his biggest fan
So did WWF as well
John Barnes they knew the SAS were arresting him on a daily basis and rumours were circulating he could break any mans jaw in 6 specific places
Can anyone confirm any of the shit he was talking charged on a murder where he was described 5.8-5.9 ginger medium build wow he's definitely still smoking something him
Humble guy, in fact he forgot to mention he is actually the most humble man in the world.
I was really fast at running 😂😂
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Good to see he's turning his life around.
He's still my favourite bullshitter of all time - fucking quality storyteller.
Him or Ronnie Pickering in a fight?
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@@ibexdnb2879 Brian exaggerates, but he IS the real deal too.
I'd love to see you say this to this frauds face. He actually could handle himself and was feared all over. Never bullied, only hurt people living in that life.
@@RonSill1986 I have zero doubt he was the real deal....and no I'd never call him a bullshitter to his face......but is he a bullshitter or not?
when brians goes for a swim he doesnt get wet. the water gets "Brian"
Love this
Walter white class comment m8😂
Stealing that one 👍😉
Superb
An absolute legend in his own mind.
@22 .40 “I was a full Group N Rally Driver , a top,of the range rally driver”…you DID say it Cock end ! You CAN’T deny it. 🤪😂
James, your ability to deliver this interview with such aplomb, and not to piss yourself, is superb... Well done sir!
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He interviews shite
All these town bullies have a story to tell and its usually utter bollocks
@@rob2paulno , he really did meet emma when she was on the catwalk. AND she has just been offered a new modelling contract and they have asked big bri to do the security again.Which is great for them both.
@@ScottIsh80-qk7cp there is mo doubt brian in his day was a force, and no doubt was respected and had some stories, but fuck me just listen to him, he is full of shit, look at
the comments here, just another one with a pouch of baccie and his stories which if you do listen clearly and I mean clearly full of utter shit
I wonder if he still tucks his T shirts in his trackies
@Umar IFL Umar lol
😂🤣 his life evolved around films,"every 100 years a bloke like me comes around", brilliant 😂😭😭
"I took £250k off 3 blabber mouths... I took 20 grand off them each"
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James deserves an Oscar for keeping a straight face during this interview
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Some serious skills right there! I would of had to take break every 10mins just to compose meself! 😅
Rofl
I’ve told Brian three million times “don’t exaggerate”
RIP Rik Mayal 👍 😉
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I can't believe I haven't seen this, until now. Terrific podcast buddy. Really good work. Bless up 👊
Brian “defying the law of physics” cockerill
Brian trains 25 hours a day getting up 2 hours before he goes to bed
Hahaha 😂
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Best I've heard yet haha classic
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Brilliant
This man could gargle petrol and tell you what year its from
😂😂😂 what the fuck
I'm stumped
Hahahahaha
Quality
Violence 32 not really, I said this originally on a John Fury video and it’s been copied ever since.
If anyone fancy’s a good night in . Light up a joint and watch the taxmen documentary about him. I have not laughed at anything like that in years 😂😂 I was in tears
The parts for me are introducing the firm... the vulture stands out. Then sitting with the Mrs she's got shades on from a hiding, describing what brians like angry... he's sitting our his chops, gurning... then the infamous what he eats a day on holiday.... 😂🤣 comedy gold as are the comments
He’s achieved all that and still goes to the supermarket in his slippers. What a guy.
The amount of time he puts his finger in his ear he should be called the waxman
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Stolen comment off the McIntyre documentary 👍🏻
Someone said he’s more like the Waxman on another video, years ago
You not funny IV realized every interview tax man has given you have made this stupid comment say it to his face I dare u
Habib Ramzan no thanks he looks hard, rather say it from behind a keyboard for comedic effect lol 😆
He forgot to mention the time he killed Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, all in one bank holiday weekend
That’s bullshit. Bigfoot survived after a few years comatose but is hiding from Brian since
He broke their jaws in six places too .
Ronnie pickering would do him in a straightner
@graham moore Ronnie is sleeping the sleep of the just
That weekend probably punched fuck out the tooth fairy and hack frost aswell
He needs his own reality show! Comedy gold!😂😂😂
Brian actually invented the internet, Facebook and Amazon.
In reverse order
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Brilliant
And bebo back in the day.
Thanks James. Great interview. "There's no Saint without a past and no sinner without a future." Respect from Ireland.💚
Thanks val 💚
Brian was once cornered bye 10 people... needless to say he knocked out 15 of them! He was 46 stone at the time and the best fighter on the planet.
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In the galaxy
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I believe every word Brian says, but how many peoples Jaws has he broken in 6 places😂
Man said group n rally driver😂😂😂 im fully finished thus guys Off his trolley
He won all of his 1000 fights by breaking their jaws in specifically 6 places.
Haha You couldn't make it up. He can.
Knew exactly how many stone they weighed at the time and he broke there Jaws in 6 places
Allegedly
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He must’ve been walking around with a set of scales under his arm, just incase he got into a fight. He’s like purple Aki, the fella that would touch lads muscles, just Brian gets off on weighing them
Big Brian once made love to a truck. 9 months later Optimus Prime was born
Brilliant, my favourite one so far 👏👌👍😂
Fucking class
Best comment ever. I've literally just phoned a mate tell him about that comment. Brilliant mate
the fighting irish 😂
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Brian knocked me out before I was born.
Did he break your jaw in 6 places
My favourite comedian 😂..….. the part he says he kicked the police van doors of the hinges pmsl 😂😂😂
He robbed that story from Vic Dark..another broke waster
Brians so hard even his hair line is trying to get away from him
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Fukin love coming back to these comments every couple of week it’s comedy gold 😂😂😂
I love how he knows the weight of everybody he’s chinned
Billy Big time ‘Hi my names Brian, can I weigh you as I need to know for my stories once I’ve knocked you out?’ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Young Veteran for research purposes
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Young Veteran he X-ray visions the jaw after the fight , 6 places usually
Really enjoyed this one .. what an honest man big Brian is .. Quality 🤝👏
I really love this channel ! So many people I've grew up reading about and watching you have on the channel
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Me and Lee Duffy were a formidable tag team, . We beat the legion of doom at summerslam 1992 in Wembley stadium.
Duffy died in 91 mate ;)
@@laurengreen3747 Brian won't let the facts get in the way of a good story..... Come on pal, you know this
Just a normal bloke aint he, tells it how it is
Tankin crack with The Bulldog down the cut half hour before the show
lost souls 2nd that bro nothing like wwf raw is war lol
I’d love Peter Kay to do a parody of this bloke
He already did, hes called Max
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mate I dont think so..
He actually did with the character Kenny from phoenix nights ...a perpetual bullshit artist lol
He doesnt need to...brian is a walking and talking parody of himself...a true leg-end in his own lunchtime !! Webel without a clue !🤔😊
I met brian once. He told me it was the best experience of my life
I stopped watching when he kicked 2 sets of police van doors off 🤣
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Brian was offered the role of The Terminator but he turned it down.
The films concept was based upon Brian's experience of coming back from the future himself.
Legend has it “the taxman” has a black belt in sudoku, a dan in Ikea and can assemble a flat pack wardrobe in under 45 minutes.
Geologists in Utah have excavated the remains of a Sauropod thought to be the largest ever found. The jaw bone size indicated an animal estimated to be 100 tonnes... Also the fact that the jawbone was broken in 6 places suggest it got trappy with Brian some 135 million years ago, when he was working on the doors.
What weight was the Saurapod?
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@@anthonyhickey7335 Brian was still heavier
That’s brilliant falling about laughing
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Love listening to the Lee Duffy fight story. No matter how many times I hear it, it's always a different version pmsl
Same haha we all know it’s probably bullshit anyway. Loch Ness Monster kinda shite.
Another cracking interview James. Nice to see big Brian has turned his life around.