technoblade vs 5000 stream snipers (bedwars)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @lqtor5950
    @lqtor5950 5 лет назад +2194

    Techno: Looks like he's gonna be the rusher, which is fine by me.
    *Buys TNT*

  • @seattlesalt5248
    @seattlesalt5248 4 года назад +1849

    Technoblade: I DON'T FRIEND PEOPLE!
    The entire chat: This sign can't stop me because I can't read.

    • @spekcle8548
      @spekcle8548 4 года назад +15

      Underrated comment

    • @evanbarrett9825
      @evanbarrett9825 4 года назад +2

      Juicy reference

    • @AlternateDan
      @AlternateDan 3 года назад

      And I'm on a quest to stab as many Minecraft RUclipsrs as possible.

    • @alexgaming6747
      @alexgaming6747 3 года назад

      @@AlternateDan how many ya got so far?

    • @influx8450
      @influx8450 3 года назад +3

      More like they can't hear. the guy is talking it's next level can't read

  • @anno899
    @anno899 5 лет назад +889

    technoblade's fist - knock back III - sharpness V - disgusting combos due to fortune 1k

  • @AEtherealGoddess
    @AEtherealGoddess 4 года назад +4521

    Technoblade is one of the only youtubers streams I watch all the way through.

    • @dotei6617
      @dotei6617 4 года назад +80

      Same, ITS SO FUN lol

    • @fdsfsdfsdfdsf6652
      @fdsfsdfsdfdsf6652 4 года назад +23

      so you just skip to the end with your hax?? live???

    • @fruit7556
      @fruit7556 4 года назад +46

      fdsfsdf sdfdsf can you not its not funny

    • @fdsfsdfsdfdsf6652
      @fdsfsdfsdfdsf6652 4 года назад +5

      @@fruit7556 ok bommer

    • @fruit7556
      @fruit7556 4 года назад +32

      fdsfsdf sdfdsf lmao how am i a boomer

  • @zneakytweaky437
    @zneakytweaky437 5 лет назад +3499

    Who else likes hearing techno blade spam his space bar when going up stairs

    • @Scooty_
      @Scooty_ 5 лет назад +56

      It makes ya go a lot faster

    • @hamo6042
      @hamo6042 5 лет назад +39

      ASMR

    • @iancalhoun499
      @iancalhoun499 5 лет назад +53

      I like it when he press shift when he bridges

    • @enderlordx3439
      @enderlordx3439 4 года назад +28

      I do the spacebar spam on my very sensitive sounding pc and it is AMAZING

    • @ianburgess9884
      @ianburgess9884 4 года назад +2

      Lmao

  • @elmothegreat9416
    @elmothegreat9416 4 года назад +697

    This is what Quarintine has come to, I'm rewatching live streams because I have no life

  • @joshklein9830
    @joshklein9830 6 лет назад +611

    How to own hypixel:
    survive 5000 stream snipers

    • @SWBPro
      @SWBPro 5 лет назад +2

      Josh Klein no fight hypixel

    • @ianburgess9884
      @ianburgess9884 4 года назад +8

      SWB Pro he did and won pretty much every round

  • @ethandong3892
    @ethandong3892 4 года назад +361

    "I was planning a Technoblade holiday where everyone wears my skin" he says casually."I was planning a technoblade HOLIDAY"

  • @Assin247
    @Assin247 4 года назад +75

    I love the casual dismissal “will you be my friend?” “ I will not be your friend”

  • @ikaiko8612
    @ikaiko8612 3 года назад +56

    "I kind of want a technoblade holiday"
    I too, am extraordinarily humble

  • @straubi_
    @straubi_ 5 лет назад +472

    *When Technoblade predicts that Pewdiepie comes back to minecraft

    • @fdsfsdfsdfdsf6652
      @fdsfsdfsdfdsf6652 4 года назад +4

      u make no sence out of here trash

    • @jonathanjoestar6945
      @jonathanjoestar6945 4 года назад +64

      @@fdsfsdfsdfdsf6652 You comment on something 10 months old, spell sense wrong then proceed to not make a understandable sentence.

    • @nepnep1149
      @nepnep1149 4 года назад +4

      Jonathan Joestar you spelled a wrong idiot

    • @Suxelp
      @Suxelp 4 года назад +11

      @@nepnep1149 what do u mean? hes knows grammar more than you do.

    • @nepnep1149
      @nepnep1149 4 года назад +3

      Xenocide Master you spelt hes wrong

  • @logancurtis2012
    @logancurtis2012 4 года назад +49

    Kid: omg I killed Technoblade!
    5 seconds later: Technoblade knocked orphan into the void.

  • @rachelhudson66
    @rachelhudson66 6 лет назад +409

    *we don't need police we have technoblade*

  • @mash0047
    @mash0047 4 года назад +201

    Am i the only one who goes back to watch streams he did years ago cause he's just that satisfying to watch...

  • @juniorchavez6747
    @juniorchavez6747 6 лет назад +303

    Is it just me or does anyone here notice that when techno pvps he goes like MMMMMMMM

    • @starflightruby6259
      @starflightruby6259 3 года назад +28

      microwaveblade

    • @reekoil8458
      @reekoil8458 3 года назад +4

      i go drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

    • @domthekicker
      @domthekicker 3 года назад +14

      He makes microwave noises so he can cook them

    • @angushudson5457
      @angushudson5457 3 года назад +1

      It says translate to English under your reply recoil

    • @pushkalmynampati8693
      @pushkalmynampati8693 2 года назад

      @@reekoil8458 same here

  • @rektik1839
    @rektik1839 5 лет назад +65

    Techno: I'm allergic to friendship
    Skeppy: ....

  • @deadmeat3376
    @deadmeat3376 5 лет назад +346

    I wonder if techno’s mic was ever actually muted on stream...

    • @incTG
      @incTG 4 года назад +44

      please refer to the start of his mcm stream with ninja...

    • @srinivasanl6100
      @srinivasanl6100 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @ok-lm4wf
      @ok-lm4wf 4 года назад +14

      hide and seek tournament

    • @deadmeat3376
      @deadmeat3376 4 года назад +6

      Well now I know

  • @sadyeehaw_6408
    @sadyeehaw_6408 4 года назад +167

    Random kid: don’t worry I’m a rich kid
    Techno : well you can sponsor
    Salesman techno has entered the chat

  • @lizardgamer1038
    @lizardgamer1038 2 года назад +50

    Technoblade never dies! You were a legend, no one forgets legends like you! he will always rest in our hearts.

  • @nipun9920
    @nipun9920 4 года назад +347

    Why are techno's 2 year old streams taking the gaming trending spots lol

    • @pinkkittens
      @pinkkittens 4 года назад +23

      hehe funy pig go brrrrr

    • @sandraz7883
      @sandraz7883 3 года назад +25

      cause techno blade never dies

    • @zombieking1577
      @zombieking1577 3 года назад +2

      True dat

    • @vntamed700
      @vntamed700 3 года назад +5

      I wish he still played pvp gamemodes 🥲

    • @ivur6689
      @ivur6689 2 года назад +1

      @@sandraz7883 so about that,

  • @gingotdrip
    @gingotdrip 6 лет назад +81

    "What is this?!" Well, this game is called Minecraft.

    • @coloonat
      @coloonat 6 лет назад +8

      Frosty Flakez nup itz rabl0x

    • @angrybook_
      @angrybook_ 3 года назад +2

      Minecraft aka competitive legos

  • @uhlithuh
    @uhlithuh 4 года назад +42

    his voice and laugh makes me so happy i can't even explain it:)

  • @csquaredfilms
    @csquaredfilms 6 лет назад +37

    Unknown: donates $100
    Unknown: Doesn't put message

  • @wolfsbyte_
    @wolfsbyte_ 2 года назад +20

    Came back to the first video I ever watched, recommended to me live while youtube was really pushing livestreams. RIP Techno.

  • @azasplutshi3238
    @azasplutshi3238 5 лет назад +46

    43:56 that superchat genuinely made me laugh

  • @MxllyAVE
    @MxllyAVE 4 года назад +47

    Crazy how far he came he just got almost 1 mil on a stream

  • @eternalnostalgia6826
    @eternalnostalgia6826 6 лет назад +104

    19:49 OMG NICO WAS IN THE GAME XD

  • @micah7055
    @micah7055 4 года назад +12

    I've watched so much of techno during quarantine this is one of the few videos they have to recommend

  • @tractorsexy4729
    @tractorsexy4729 6 лет назад +85

    I'm watching this instead of doing my homework... definitely worth it.

  • @wpffle
    @wpffle 4 года назад +12

    So this is where he got the “my name is technoblade and I am the fastest player alive....”

  • @AmariaThe
    @AmariaThe 11 месяцев назад +12

    Technoblade is still my comfort streamer, I've been watching all his old videos

  • @wraein
    @wraein 6 лет назад +18

    That thumbnail perfectly represents technos entire channel

  • @huG1481
    @huG1481 2 года назад +20

    Thank you for the endless hours of vods and content, rest in power. 🐷👑

  • @Evinem2497
    @Evinem2497 4 года назад +11

    Most people want to get rich, some people want to get good at sports, all I want is to play bedwars with technoblade

  • @nealquinton8664
    @nealquinton8664 4 года назад +5

    Techno in half his videos: fire balls are so expensive. Techno blade in this video: fire balls are so cheap.

  • @ItsNick_YT
    @ItsNick_YT 4 года назад +16

    At 31:05 "Im Hacking" technoblade hacks confirmed 5 seconds later
    (Hypixel)"hes to good we cant ban him"

  • @yuhmooon7789
    @yuhmooon7789 5 лет назад +24

    13:39 - "because im a terrible person."
    *gives teammate half wool*
    hmmmmmmmmmmmm...............

  • @dominiccaruso7507
    @dominiccaruso7507 6 месяцев назад +2

    Technoblade: um.... Target yellow
    Yellow: *walks off edge*

  • @floratian6293
    @floratian6293 4 года назад +31

    27:30 here for the quality TECHNOASMR

  • @OrangeC7
    @OrangeC7 6 лет назад +72

    When hitting someone with a sword does more damage than a LITERAL FIREBALL

  • @alexandermenezes5778
    @alexandermenezes5778 6 лет назад +310

    if i donate 0$ will u be my friend

    • @exponentialdongexpansion5223
      @exponentialdongexpansion5223 6 лет назад +47

      Probably. That's my life savings right there!

    • @amyseee
      @amyseee 6 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @metehan8551
      @metehan8551 6 лет назад +2

      i would

    • @sanstheskeleton4525
      @sanstheskeleton4525 6 лет назад +7

      Mr.Chicken Ree
      You'll know if he's your friend, legend has it it unlocks a new button, "donate -$1"

    • @Dbanz420
      @Dbanz420 6 лет назад +5

      Sans The Skeleton no one has that kind of money you insane

  • @mrcheesecupcake
    @mrcheesecupcake 11 месяцев назад +2

    I wish he was still here to stream… he is indeed one of the greatest commentators that ever lived

  • @burgesskids2101
    @burgesskids2101 Год назад +6

    every 1 mil we get 2 see his elbows, he has 16 elbows

  • @Mememon0
    @Mememon0 Год назад +4

    34:09 stany was about to tell the truth of technoblade"s real name lmao

  • @CallMeDarkei
    @CallMeDarkei 6 лет назад +17

    Even God Bridge can’t kill Technoblade

  • @maestrotitano
    @maestrotitano 11 месяцев назад +2

    Funny seeing EvanMCgaming in the chat saying "Hdhchdjagdbdjajevf I play (minecraft)"

  • @smok9626
    @smok9626 4 года назад +34

    I know its been a while but you should start uploading bed wars again always good content

    • @sistercats7948
      @sistercats7948 3 года назад +8

      Hello! Some helpful advice, when trying to contact youtubers, comments on old videos are unlikely to reach them at all.
      Other ways that might work include:
      -emails
      -tweets
      -dms
      -stream donations
      Just for future reference
      Ik this is an old comment but, yeah

    • @marybeth0604
      @marybeth0604 2 года назад

      😭😭😭

  • @sardonicgrip5307
    @sardonicgrip5307 3 года назад +1

    "i hate friendship" is like best friends with philza minecraft

  • @ilovesoupsomuch
    @ilovesoupsomuch 3 года назад +1

    Donator: Will you be my friend?
    Techno: No I will not be your friend.
    Savage

  • @Tekunno
    @Tekunno 4 года назад +19

    Bruh this is rare,he died a lot here xD

  • @pravatkumarpala961
    @pravatkumarpala961 3 года назад +1

    Technoblade:We are gonna be playing some bedwars today!
    Subtitles:we are going to play some bad words today!

  • @maybe8368
    @maybe8368 6 лет назад +119

    Nico was in your game lol

  • @DrunkenComments
    @DrunkenComments 2 месяца назад

    5:50 techno telling his subs to go touch grass way before the meme blew up is hilarious. He was ahead of his time

  • @TypicalAlex07
    @TypicalAlex07 6 лет назад +61

    Loved the vid techno! Unrelated but prayers going out to Florida because of that bridge that collapsed earlier so much stuff has happened to them prayers going out to all y’all in Florida!

    • @rhinokick6606
      @rhinokick6606 6 лет назад +1

      i was in FL and that bridge collapsed a mile away (literly) a mile away from my house and holy shit it was loud i heard so much screaming and i was sad

    • @gunderdogs2208
      @gunderdogs2208 6 лет назад +1

      Hope ur good now tho, THINKING AND PRAYING FOR YOU FLORIDA :)

    • @flrails2804
      @flrails2804 6 лет назад

      3.4 million views Ikr

    • @fdsfsdfsdfdsf6652
      @fdsfsdfsdfdsf6652 4 года назад

      2 years ago more like 2 years later flordia is a DOMANATION!
      you: wtff :-

    • @fruit7556
      @fruit7556 4 года назад +1

      fdsfsdf sdfdsf your sentence makes no sense

  • @EM-ju4yy
    @EM-ju4yy 2 года назад +1

    This just went through my recommendations. From now on i'm gonna leave comments on every recommended vids. We miss you so much Techno

  • @ikigatsumaru
    @ikigatsumaru 2 года назад +5

    it's just irredeemable to forget about him

    • @AzaleaTFG
      @AzaleaTFG 2 года назад

      i concur!!! We stan the king of pvp

  • @thepaintedpixel1541
    @thepaintedpixel1541 Год назад +2

    miss you buddy. ive been watching you everyday. despite you not being here, you still make people happy.

  • @michaelcohen5170
    @michaelcohen5170 6 лет назад +8

    I was on pink team and was “actually playing the game” and I was the one charging Techno

  • @S1rfish
    @S1rfish 2 года назад +2

    Techno is one of the few creators I can continue to rewatch without getting tired of the content

  • @gasteria
    @gasteria 6 лет назад +4

    *says he has no diamonds, doesn’t go to get them when they’re literally all over the map*

  • @ClutcherPG3D
    @ClutcherPG3D Год назад +2

    I miss him so much, he is the only RUclipsr whose streams I watch all the way through even after he’s not live.

  • @Sciron
    @Sciron 6 лет назад +14

    5:17 casually starts singing John cena

  • @c_Croc
    @c_Croc 4 года назад +2

    Oh your donating thanks for the donos!
    Random kid: will you be my friend?
    Techno: no I will not be your friend
    Kiddo: s a d n e s s c o m p l e t e

  • @jenniferpish406
    @jenniferpish406 6 лет назад +9

    “Every 5 star can god bridge”
    - Technoblade 2018

  • @fruitrollupssuckass7850
    @fruitrollupssuckass7850 2 года назад +1

    technoblade vocabulary:
    "MMMMMMM"
    "All part of the master plan"
    "dont doubt me"
    "sub to technoblade"
    "i will not be your friend"

    • @Lokolat-zx5xs
      @Lokolat-zx5xs 2 года назад

      The fact that he said almost all of those while a was reading this lol

  • @TheGamingTaco9
    @TheGamingTaco9 Год назад +4

    Who else has been rewatching every single technoblade bedwars video

  • @bubblysaury
    @bubblysaury 7 месяцев назад +2

    15:30 “I will die, I will die” You will technoblade, and everybody will miss you, your death wont be for nothing, you changed a community

  • @TheOurple
    @TheOurple 4 года назад +7

    why don't you do these anymore? I LOVED THESE!!!!!

  • @spidertato1
    @spidertato1 Год назад +2

    techno was the guy that could make a stream feel like its an actual video of his but just an hour long rip technoblade you will be missed

  • @reverb7633
    @reverb7633 4 года назад +6

    Tecchnoblade: KIRITO? unfortunatly I now where that name comes from
    Me: Oooof SAO

  • @techterror4318
    @techterror4318 3 года назад +1

    stream snipers:1v5000 us
    techno:looks like death has chosen me

  • @lightning_gaming3541
    @lightning_gaming3541 2 года назад +5

    Back when techno was a small streamer 🥲

  • @nuckel5987
    @nuckel5987 Год назад +2

    i love how he talks like its a video not a live

  • @erikabrough736
    @erikabrough736 2 года назад +8

    RIP Technoblade we will miss you

  • @aikothedog
    @aikothedog 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm sitting here at the airport in my Technoblade shirt and just watching techno. This is life. Also once I get home I have new techno merch waiting : )

  • @ttm6121
    @ttm6121 5 лет назад +6

    Techno when he get a dono “anotha one”

  • @tarragon112
    @tarragon112 2 года назад +1

    technoblade: *rambles about shrek green while destroying pink's bed*

  • @macenth_k
    @macenth_k 3 года назад +3

    That was NotNico on pink team trying to andromeda! Look at the chat!

  • @Jay-629
    @Jay-629 6 лет назад +1

    Wow Technoblade did you make that thumbnail yourself? It’s so good! It might have been made in MS paint though...

  • @ashtimbog
    @ashtimbog 5 лет назад +4

    0:56 I actually tried that on my survival world xd
    Techno you should learn how to godbridge so you can flex on "noobs" even more

  • @abagel6063
    @abagel6063 2 года назад +1

    "You should make a merch store"
    "No"
    That aged well.

  • @maczhang9012
    @maczhang9012 Год назад +3

    At 2:53 he says he isn’t the best bedwars player. Gets 1800 win streak

  • @lozorosan5102
    @lozorosan5102 4 года назад +1

    Donation : ur the best bedwars player
    Tecnoblade buys forge and alarm trap
    Me: hahahahahahahahahahqhqhqhahhahahahahah

  • @Julia10281
    @Julia10281 Год назад +3

    Rest in peace king won’t ever stop watching his old streams o7

  • @planeto7
    @planeto7 3 года назад +1

    I clicked on this thinking it was a video, now I have sat it through fully. Only a techno vid can do that

  • @Happypig375
    @Happypig375 6 лет назад +87

    NOOOO I MISSED THE STREAM

  • @CIPHER_TSB
    @CIPHER_TSB 4 года назад +1

    you can tell when technoblade starts tryharding because he starts grunting.

  • @sockedcpvp
    @sockedcpvp 2 года назад +6

    rip techno fly high king 😞😞😞😭😭💔

  • @NotACriminal7060
    @NotACriminal7060 2 года назад +2

    Took me 4 years too realise this stream was on my birthday

  • @Cxmbos1955yt
    @Cxmbos1955yt 11 месяцев назад +3

    Rest in peace technoblade

  • @ManicCarrot
    @ManicCarrot 3 года назад +1

    nothings better than watching techno be good at bedwars at 1am

  • @t.t0830
    @t.t0830 11 месяцев назад +8

    I miss him soo muchhhh😢

  • @Himburger1982
    @Himburger1982 3 года назад +1

    Techno: every team is coming after us we’re never going to survive
    Also techno and teammate : knocks every single person off
    Plus teams walking off

  • @miaelliott3099
    @miaelliott3099 2 года назад +6

    i miss you techno we all do

  • @Marnzzzz
    @Marnzzzz 3 года назад +1

    Is there like a special bedwars where your teamates dont either imidietly leave or play worse than a toddler?

  • @aylade
    @aylade 6 лет назад +3

    I can’t wait till technoblades mic is actually muted and when people tell him he won’t believe them lol

    • @mephybuddog88
      @mephybuddog88 6 лет назад

      nobody will say what he says to say, giving suspicion, and his mic also has a light on it indicating whether it is muted or not.

  • @WolfIshElm
    @WolfIshElm 6 лет назад +1

    i love technoblade mainly because he lets his thumbnails and other fan art be all over his channel.

  • @TheAquaAuthor
    @TheAquaAuthor 6 лет назад +11

    You can enter a techno stream at any time and it will make perfect sense.

  • @cotiron1248
    @cotiron1248 2 года назад +1

    Techno: I will die from friendship
    Techno in dream smp in jail with dream: WE’RE BONDING!!

  • @_tweaking_kid_5360
    @_tweaking_kid_5360 2 года назад +4

    Rest in,peace techno