Remember when the best friends opened a portal to all dimensions simultaneously and there was that one really bad one where Woolie showed up in a Janeway T-shirt holding a sign that read "When's Stah Trek?". Man, that episode was terrible.
Now I'm imagining them encountering the Zaibatsu from the doomed universe where Pat is in charge of the channel because Matt never came back from his hiatus. Their ship is full of broken glass, they're in the middle of their Silent Hill 4 playthrough, and Pat's just screaming, "DON'T MAKE ME GO OUTSIDE!" as he fires phasers at everyone else's channels.
I love that scene where they first introduce the ferengi because there are a bunch of shots of the bridge crew and they're supposed to be looking frightened and disgusted but it ends up coming off like they're thinking "...really? We're supposed to treat these losers as a threat?"
I'd argue that O'Brien's hatred of the cardassians makes a great deal sense when you take into account his backstory. And it's not even like his hatred is the violent kind either, he's not going to kill cardassians on sight or anything he's just not going to like them.
And then it turns out that not liking Cardassians? Actually a _really, really good idea._ 'cept Garak. I like Garak. I wouldn't _trust_ Garak as far as I could send him at Warp 10, but I like him.
It's almost like this episode would have been way better if they instead were, say, on mission to carry a throwaway Klingon VIP of some kind somewhere, only for *him* to get his spine crushed in an accident. At which point Worf is the one who has to make the tough decision of obeying his Starfleet orders of "deliver the VIP" or his Klingon honor when the dude asks him "Please kill me so I don't have to be seen like this by other Klingons and can die with my honor intact." Soapbox rant over.
They _kind of_ did that in this one two-parter episode. I apologize for spoiling something that came out 20+ years ago, but here goes. It was the episode where the Enterprise is deciding who gets the big seat on the Klingon High Council after their big Klingon Kahuna (not the canon name but what I'm calling it) dies. Worf finds out that one of the guys, Duras, is totally in bed with the Romulans, which means he's likely going to undo the Klingon-Federation peace treaty, and probably also assassinated the previous head of the high council. The crux of the episodes were that he's having this really hard time trying to balance between being a Starfleet Officer and sticking to the Federation's role as a neutral mediator and being a loyal Klingon concerned for the future of his people. Then Duras, being the stupid shit that he is, kills Worf's ex, and then our favorite Klingon goes Death Wish on the asshole and shanks him like a hog on a spit, as Riker and the rest of the crew scream *"WORF YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"* in the background. It all works out in the end, though. Kinda.
"Janeway is captain fuck it" Well she did turn into a monster and had creepy reptail babies And wen she turns "normal" again she gose "Welp that hapend " and dosent even mention the babies again Janeway confirmed terrible mother
Paris is like "Are we gonna talk about what happened during the lizard fuck-fest?" Janeway is like "Sometimes bitches initiate relations, Fuccboiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! Also, that didn't happen." Oh, okay.
That Alexander story is actually a really good way to avoid the time paradox connondrum. By going back to teach himself not to suck, he gives himself a reason to go back in the future beyond saving his dad.
Yo guys real shit I know Warf’s son from TNG. He just married my girlfriend’s cousin and I went to his wedding a few weeks ago. He’s in a band now, really a cool guy.
My favourite part of the mirror universe is when Zeffram Cochrane meets the Vulcan landing party, and immediately blows them away with like, a sawn off.
It’s hilarious how the writers obviously noticed that they turned the transporter into a magic fix all ailments device, and so actively avoid it after its first few uses like that
Janeway has three different personalities. One is the Iron Lady who don't give no fucks whose feet she steps on. Two is the kind and nurturing mother figure who can do no evil. Three is the consummate professional who tries to play by the book. And four is the Queen of Spiders as voiced by Chuck of SF Debris. The one who rules over Voyager with an iron fist and sows the seeds of strife among the crew mates and kills her enemies with her rape gorillas. (That last one isn't canon but it is for me)
bazorkin yeah a 20 year friendship and a 10 year business based on that friendship doesn't just disappear overnight, not even over a whole year, especially when it comes to men. On of my best friend was a guy i wanted to murder in high school. But in my experience when someone like that happens its usually because the women in their lives said something, and because the weapon to surpass metal gear (Pussy) is stronger than friendship they take the sides of the women. And thats not even being hateful towards anybody, i watch all 4 of them respectfully that's just something i experienced to much myself.
"especially when it comes to men" "its usually because the women in their lives said something" "the weapon to surpass metal gear (Pussy) is stronger than friendship" "they take the sides of the women" You sound like you got some issues you need to work out, bro.
Isn't Matt just describing that alternate timeline episode of Enterprise where Earth conquered Vulcan and became an expansionist, ultra-racist space empire?
That one episode where O'Brien hates on Cardassian? You mean every episode that O'Brien is in? The only Cardassian he doesn't hate was the one raised by a Bajoran and also hates all Cardassians.
Alexander shows up in only two episodes of DS9. Most notably S6E3 "Sons and Daughters." Alexander joins the Klingon Defense Force because Worf is such a shitty parent and Alexander feels like the only to get his father's respect is to be a true Klingon warrior. It's the best Alexander episode and a good episode overall IMO. Afterwards he shows up in S6E7 "You Are Cordially Invited," at Worf's fucked up torture bachelor party and then he is never seen again. Also Matt hating O'Brien literally made my jaw drop, how can anyone hate him?
That episode where the Ferrengei first appear is my least favorite Trek episode I've ever seen. For reference I've seen all of TOS and TNG, the first couple seasons of DS9, and scattered episodes of Voayger.
God that episode was trash. When they hailed the Ferengi ship the screen was just a closeup of their sharp teeth & a blinding white light. Not enough budget for 2 ship interiors that early!
"This Spine has no Honor!"
Worf throws himself down a turbolift shaft to break his spine again.
Worf tumbles himself down the stairs like Woolie
Troy yells at Worf "Don't do it think of your son" Worf takes one look at Alexander then runs fast to throw himself even harder down that turbolift.
That line gets me so much XD
"Hey Worf, what do you think about Star Wars Battlefront II?'
"EA has no honor!"
"Man, this is such a 'No Woolie' episode..."
"OH, HELL YEAH IT IS, HE CAN'T STOP US NOW."
I just love Matt's Worf voice. Which is just him with a deep voice saying everything HAS NO HONOR!
Remember when the best friends opened a portal to all dimensions simultaneously and there was that one really bad one where Woolie showed up in a Janeway T-shirt holding a sign that read "When's Stah Trek?". Man, that episode was terrible.
But that's how they found the alternate universe with better Woolie.
Plot twist: Our Woolie is really an alt universe Woolie. The real Woolie was murdered.
Now I'm imagining them encountering the Zaibatsu from the doomed universe where Pat is in charge of the channel because Matt never came back from his hiatus. Their ship is full of broken glass, they're in the middle of their Silent Hill 4 playthrough, and Pat's just screaming, "DON'T MAKE ME GO OUTSIDE!" as he fires phasers at everyone else's channels.
@@Iamafishproductions we were almost there.
I love that scene where they first introduce the ferengi because there are a bunch of shots of the bridge crew and they're supposed to be looking frightened and disgusted but it ends up coming off like they're thinking "...really? We're supposed to treat these losers as a threat?"
Zane Seibert They had whip guns!
I'm actually disappointed this isn't 20 minutes long.
Phil Kazzy Just watch the Star Trek Elite Force video. It's basically the same video, except 37 minutes long.
I'd argue that O'Brien's hatred of the cardassians makes a great deal sense when you take into account his backstory.
And it's not even like his hatred is the violent kind either, he's not going to kill cardassians on sight or anything he's just not going to like them.
Cardassians killed my entire family - O'Brian.
And then it turns out that not liking Cardassians? Actually a _really, really good idea._
'cept Garak. I like Garak. I wouldn't _trust_ Garak as far as I could send him at Warp 10, but I like him.
It's almost like this episode would have been way better if they instead were, say, on mission to carry a throwaway Klingon VIP of some kind somewhere, only for *him* to get his spine crushed in an accident. At which point Worf is the one who has to make the tough decision of obeying his Starfleet orders of "deliver the VIP" or his Klingon honor when the dude asks him "Please kill me so I don't have to be seen like this by other Klingons and can die with my honor intact."
Soapbox rant over.
They _kind of_ did that in this one two-parter episode. I apologize for spoiling something that came out 20+ years ago, but here goes.
It was the episode where the Enterprise is deciding who gets the big seat on the Klingon High Council after their big Klingon Kahuna (not the canon name but what I'm calling it) dies. Worf finds out that one of the guys, Duras, is totally in bed with the Romulans, which means he's likely going to undo the Klingon-Federation peace treaty, and probably also assassinated the previous head of the high council. The crux of the episodes were that he's having this really hard time trying to balance between being a Starfleet Officer and sticking to the Federation's role as a neutral mediator and being a loyal Klingon concerned for the future of his people.
Then Duras, being the stupid shit that he is, kills Worf's ex, and then our favorite Klingon goes Death Wish on the asshole and shanks him like a hog on a spit, as Riker and the rest of the crew scream *"WORF YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"* in the background. It all works out in the end, though. Kinda.
As someone who’s never seen Star Trek I was very confused when they started talking about “Kardashians”
"Cardassians"
Yeah, I was confused as well.
Mega Mix Jam real talk, we would all watch Keeping up with the Cardassians. Especially if Garak was in there.
Antagonist alien race in the TNG era, mostly in Deep Space Nine.
Sanobearon Yessssss I would.
O'Brien has every reason to have problems with Cardassians. Setlik III anybody?
I love when he says 'it was so evil!' it's so adorable. His excitement.
"Janeway is captain fuck it"
Well she did turn into a monster and had creepy reptail babies
And wen she turns "normal" again she gose "Welp that hapend " and dosent even mention the babies again
Janeway confirmed terrible mother
It's a known agreement among Star Trek fans that that episode NEVER HAPPENED.
Capiche?
Andrei11 Dr what episode is this...why did it even happen
That was weird
Paris is like "Are we gonna talk about what happened during the lizard fuck-fest?"
Janeway is like "Sometimes bitches initiate relations, Fuccboiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! Also, that didn't happen."
Oh, okay.
Matt and Pat always were the strongest team up. It's a shame things are the way they are now
I reaaally wish someone made a compilation of these guys talking about Star Trek.
ruclips.net/p/PL1Gq-m8uw3qZf6UkEZJPZUl-TquUy7BGL
also, this one which has more videos ruclips.net/p/PLaB9Ste6RgoHpZWXg9NHDX0EvLIKJ-7wk
That Alexander story is actually a really good way to avoid the time paradox connondrum. By going back to teach himself not to suck, he gives himself a reason to go back in the future beyond saving his dad.
God I'll miss their star trek talk most of all...
Matt is Riker, Woolie is Worf, Pat is Picard and Liam is Wesley
Yo guys real shit I know Warf’s son from TNG. He just married my girlfriend’s cousin and I went to his wedding a few weeks ago. He’s in a band now, really a cool guy.
Neat!
OneTimeIPunchedADolphin no fuckin way
AtticWarrior1994 truth
is the band called shit tier klingon?
This was the best podcast episode they ever did
I'm surprised Mike stoklasa did not break into this conversation
My favourite part of the mirror universe is when Zeffram Cochrane meets the Vulcan landing party, and immediately blows them away with like, a sawn off.
It’s hilarious how the writers obviously noticed that they turned the transporter into a magic fix all ailments device, and so actively avoid it after its first few uses like that
I've seen the barrel bit, it's amazing.
It sounds like he is whispering 'I love SG-1' at the beginning.
Didn't Janeway get arrested in the Voyager finale for committing war crimes during the series? Because she did a lot of questionable things.
Still becomes admiral sometime before babby-faced Tom Hardy shows up.
Sora 9567 You actually wached Voyager??!
Janeway has three different personalities.
One is the Iron Lady who don't give no fucks whose feet she steps on.
Two is the kind and nurturing mother figure who can do no evil.
Three is the consummate professional who tries to play by the book.
And four is the Queen of Spiders as voiced by Chuck of SF Debris. The one who rules over Voyager with an iron fist and sows the seeds of strife among the crew mates and kills her enemies with her rape gorillas.
(That last one isn't canon but it is for me)
Janeway becomes the 3rd highest ranking officer we see in the whole series by Nemesis.
Nope
Alexander was in Deep Space Nine. The episode was called Penumbra.
It's also important to note that he's an adolescent by then and not played by the same actor... If memory serves me correctly.
I think the episode was also terrible, if memory serves.
@@melgordon5278 It was a disappointing episode, as was Alexander who somehow got worse.
Star Trek 40k is basically what Matt wants.
Its so weird that a year ago, these guys are so on the same page. Cut to now: and they are no longer friends. Man, what the hell happened?
Wuh happon
bazorkin yeah a 20 year friendship and a 10 year business based on that friendship doesn't just disappear overnight, not even over a whole year, especially when it comes to men. On of my best friend was a guy i wanted to murder in high school. But in my experience when someone like that happens its usually because the women in their lives said something, and because the weapon to surpass metal gear (Pussy) is stronger than friendship they take the sides of the women. And thats not even being hateful towards anybody, i watch all 4 of them respectfully that's just something i experienced to much myself.
"especially when it comes to men"
"its usually because the women in their lives said something"
"the weapon to surpass metal gear (Pussy) is stronger than friendship"
"they take the sides of the women"
You sound like you got some issues you need to work out, bro.
Wimmin
7:53 the one where he talks down his former captain from shawshank is pretty good
I want a paralel dimension that has the enterprise be the space marines.
That movie exists its called starship troopers.
Isn't Matt just describing that alternate timeline episode of Enterprise where Earth conquered Vulcan and became an expansionist, ultra-racist space empire?
Real talk, I would watch a show called “Keeping Up With The Kardassians”
This is like Super late to the conversation here. But Alex winds up serving onboard a Klingon ship and he super screws it up.
That one episode where O'Brien hates on Cardassian? You mean every episode that O'Brien is in?
The only Cardassian he doesn't hate was the one raised by a Bajoran and also hates all Cardassians.
Alexander shows up in only two episodes of DS9. Most notably S6E3 "Sons and Daughters." Alexander joins the Klingon Defense Force because Worf is such a shitty parent and Alexander feels like the only to get his father's respect is to be a true Klingon warrior. It's the best Alexander episode and a good episode overall IMO.
Afterwards he shows up in S6E7 "You Are Cordially Invited," at Worf's fucked up torture bachelor party and then he is never seen again.
Also Matt hating O'Brien literally made my jaw drop, how can anyone hate him?
It sounds like maybe what Matt basically wants is an entire Mirror Universe series!
It seems “live to fight another day and gain even more fucking honour and glory” never occurs to these warrior races
Alexander is in 2 episodes of ds9. He joins the Klingon Navy and serves on martoks ship with warf and he shows up to warf and dad's wedding.
Star Trek Picard lol with the painting of his ship in the evil timeline
damn man what happened
I feel like Matt just wants the Federation to be the evil wonderful ones from 1500 years in the future.
1:50 WTF?! I never heard of this episode, and I can't find it on Netflix
Edit: Nevermind I found it 7x11
Alexander tried to serve on the same ship as his father in DS9. It was just sad.
4:23 god how many times will I come back to do this shit
Anyway remember when worf had that happen again on ds9?
Wait, what about Mirror, Mirror?
That episode where the Ferrengei first appear is my least favorite Trek episode I've ever seen. For reference I've seen all of TOS and TNG, the first couple seasons of DS9, and scattered episodes of Voayger.
God that episode was trash. When they hailed the Ferengi ship the screen was just a closeup of their sharp teeth & a blinding white light. Not enough budget for 2 ship interiors that early!
O’Brien went Rambo like 5 times throughout ds9
I never watch an episode of Star Trek and even I know Janeway is the worst captain.
Wait...so...in that one tiny moment Alexander and Shiro from Fate were similar? Huh...well that's interesting.
Zeter Zero when’s Unlimited Honor Works?
Sanobearon Oh...oh man. That's good. That's strong. That has honor.
Why would you say Woolie’s gone when he’s clearly in the thumbnail? If you’re gonna lie, at least try to make it convincing.
Matt said Akiko instead of Keiko O'Brien. Sacrilege!
PATAYTA
Oh, how i wish EVERYDAY was a no woolie day. I do not care for ego in my Two Best Friends!!!
Worst character in Deep Space 9? Doctor Bashir or Ezra Dax.
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