Air Force vs. Navy Landing

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @lozadapaulienjames5544
    @lozadapaulienjames5544 2 года назад +5726

    Air Force: "Time for the touchdown."
    Navy: "Time for the SMACKDOWN."

    • @Commander9013
      @Commander9013 2 года назад +41

      Yes but you only got 900ft of runway and you need to catch that arresting wire

    • @MisterMac4321
      @MisterMac4321 2 года назад +8

      Now let's see the two of them try to land on an aircraft carrier - the zoomie would go straight into the water (even if he had arresting gear)! Totally different styles of flying - like comparing apples & oranges.

    • @Commander9013
      @Commander9013 2 года назад +8

      @@MisterMac4321 The F sixteen's landing gear could not deal with that amount of stress and wight

    • @MisterMac4321
      @MisterMac4321 2 года назад +10

      @@Commander9013 Not even talking about the airframe; I'm referring specifically to pilot training. Don't get me wrong, the USAF pilots are extremely good, but they're not trained to the same level as USN/USMC pilots who have to maintain carrier quals. Any competent pilot can land on a concrete runway; only a few can execute an arrested recovery on a ship at night, in sea-state IV or higher.

    • @Commander9013
      @Commander9013 2 года назад +3

      @@MisterMac4321 I get it now thanks

  • @johnecoapollo7
    @johnecoapollo7 2 года назад +22952

    Air Force: "Aaaaaand there it is, another happy landing"
    Navy: "Any landing that you can walk away from is a good one"

    • @winterace77
      @winterace77 2 года назад +182

      too true. I took inspiration in a cessna.

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 2 года назад +19

      Navy is still gay though

    • @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916
      @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 2 года назад +56

      @@thegermanfool8953 OK sailor man

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 2 года назад +3

      @@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 edgy teenager with no life trying to act tough behind a screen but is really a weak loser with no friends in real life*

    • @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916
      @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 2 года назад +46

      @@thegermanfool8953 How many people buried themselves in your wife's throat before she took your house?

  • @jonc6758
    @jonc6758 2 года назад +14641

    You gotta love Navy Guys. Every landing is a carrier landing.

    • @gerrycastillo725
      @gerrycastillo725 2 года назад +515

      Hahaha, yup caught the wire on that one. Just what i was thinking.

    • @timp.9582
      @timp.9582 2 года назад +252

      Gotta be consistent

    • @felixsteiner1295
      @felixsteiner1295 2 года назад +194

      Very Ryan air

    • @blown_off_socks
      @blown_off_socks 2 года назад +155

      They actually have to slam it down, at least in the Hornet, or the engines won’t return to ground idle and extend their landing.

    • @peejay06
      @peejay06 2 года назад +58

      @@blown_off_socks Wrong

  • @vitcermak7737
    @vitcermak7737 Год назад +2491

    Air force: I hope the landing gear won't break
    Navy: I hope the runway won't break

  • @mx_nana_banana
    @mx_nana_banana 2 года назад +12203

    Air Force: “just kiss the ground”
    Navy: “beat the ground like it insulted your mother”

    • @theavigeek
      @theavigeek 2 года назад +57

      😂

    • @thepawchoe2749
      @thepawchoe2749 2 года назад +20

      Hahahahahaha

    • @brandonalford5720
      @brandonalford5720 2 года назад +57

      Yea the MX guys must love navy pilots 3/4 of the time somethings broken from slamming that sh*t

    • @haninditabudhi6574
      @haninditabudhi6574 2 года назад +9

      But wouldnt it damage the landing gear and the suspension of the F18?

    • @thepawchoe2749
      @thepawchoe2749 2 года назад +59

      @@haninditabudhi6574 hardly. Even if it does, it's not like the collective complaints from the vast army of mechs would change anything. In combat situations the Jet NEEDS to come down fast so they can make way for other Jet that need to be "caught". So the navy and marine corps embed this practice into their pilots for that reason.

  • @bertrandbarbot
    @bertrandbarbot 2 года назад +10529

    "Landing on a carrier is a controlled crash" - former navy pilot

    • @Chris-qh2gc
      @Chris-qh2gc 2 года назад +87

      Best comment on here

    • @mikeericaful
      @mikeericaful 2 года назад +43

      Totally true!

    • @Stumpy18
      @Stumpy18 2 года назад +67

      It really is you have to set it down fast.

    • @MaryMerryKingOfTheWoodsIsHe
      @MaryMerryKingOfTheWoodsIsHe 2 года назад +24

      So, no way for a Navy pilot to land softer when he/she’s on land?

    • @Rootpuma2.0
      @Rootpuma2.0 2 года назад +41

      And just imagine...the ground wasn't moving up like the sea.. .

  • @cammoore0823
    @cammoore0823 2 года назад +5881

    Air force: "I paid for the whole runway I use the whole runway"
    Navy: "I paid for the whole landing gear I'm gonna use the whole landing gear"

  • @jbynum67
    @jbynum67 Год назад +329

    Air Force: Permission to land?
    Navy: Hit the deck, bitches!

    • @pbro4567
      @pbro4567 8 месяцев назад +9

      I regret that I can only thumb-up this once.

    • @maurchesnyman3955
      @maurchesnyman3955 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @Olszymanski
    @Olszymanski Год назад +6097

    Ryanair recruiter: "what was your previous job"
    "US navy pilot"
    Ryanair recruiter: "hired"

    • @MarkSmith-vv5zi
      @MarkSmith-vv5zi Год назад +219

      “don’t know how to fly a dash-8 or a 737? you think that our pilots know that either? welcome aboard!”

    • @Olszymanski
      @Olszymanski Год назад +28

      @@MarkSmith-vv5zi lmao true

    • @Dash22212
      @Dash22212 Год назад

      hello guys this is your captain speaking so today *we are doing 7 nose dives and 35 barrel rolls.*

    • @petermckenna8462
      @petermckenna8462 Год назад +26

      Why would ryanair be hiring someone good at driving large ships in and out of particular ports?

    • @Olszymanski
      @Olszymanski Год назад +1

      @@petermckenna8462 a pilot flies planes dumbass

  • @ghaldurinanubios4290
    @ghaldurinanubios4290 2 года назад +6279

    Airforce: "Let me just land gently."
    Navy: "FINALLY SOMETHING TO LAND ON!!!"

    • @AustiuNoMatterWho
      @AustiuNoMatterWho 2 года назад +30

      Lmao I laughed too hard at this

    • @coreyhvr
      @coreyhvr 2 года назад +12

      This comment wins.

    • @andrewurban8412
      @andrewurban8412 2 года назад +36

      I was just thinking that he landed like he hasnt seen land in a while 🤣

    • @palootto4021
      @palootto4021 2 года назад +1

      @@andrewurban8412 😁

    • @LionPride11241968
      @LionPride11241968 2 года назад +19

      The Air Force is used to having plenty of Stable Runway. Navy is accustom to, I better get it down to catch that arresting hook, before I run out of runway and into the sea. Although there are a couple more safety features on deck, besides full throttle touch and go, again!

  • @loafofuraniumfreshlybaked569
    @loafofuraniumfreshlybaked569 2 года назад +8202

    AF: "You've gotta respect this equipment, it costs millions."
    Navy: "Built in the USA, baby!"

    • @JanitorMortis
      @JanitorMortis 2 года назад +315

      Navy planes are made to withstand ridiculously rough landings because this is how they land their plane on a aircraft carrier, they don't have room to slowly come to a stop so they slam their plane down. I know it's a joke but yea

    • @NoSaysJo
      @NoSaysJo 2 года назад

      @@JanitorMortis bro no one asked stfu lmao

    • @petert3355
      @petert3355 2 года назад +340

      @@JanitorMortis People say the joke is that you do not land on an aircraft carrier, you crash onto it.
      The real funny part is that it is not actually a joke.

    • @jaimeenotjamie
      @jaimeenotjamie 2 года назад +5

      😂

    • @loafofuraniumfreshlybaked569
      @loafofuraniumfreshlybaked569 2 года назад +8

      @@petert3355 Absolutely

  • @bdr32965
    @bdr32965 Год назад +1594

    USAF Pilot: Look at that beautiful 10,000 foot long runway
    Naval Aviator: I think I'll land on that moving postage stamp in the middle of the ocean

    • @spaghetti9845
      @spaghetti9845 Год назад +5

      @Twisted-Rave 10

    • @spaghetti9845
      @spaghetti9845 Год назад +16

      @Twisted-Rave its very weird approach.. you have to set up on the right and intercept where you THINK the landing area will be when you get there. not where it is at the current moment. The turn to final is actually about a half mile out or less. Most people i see in sim land diagonal because they don't calculate the angle or try from straight behind and not off set

    • @PrivateMemo
      @PrivateMemo Год назад +12

      USN Pilot: Look at that beautiful 1,50m long landing gear

    • @diegrinder6851
      @diegrinder6851 Год назад +12

      ​@Twisted-Rave YEAH! The postage stamp don't sit still. Not only is it still moving away from you, it's also bobbing, weaving, rolling, yawing, bucking like a bronk too.
      Like trying to land a drone on a pissed off bull's ass during a Rodeo
      .

    • @myvideoplayingdevice9114
      @myvideoplayingdevice9114 Год назад +16

      that's also PITCHING, at NIGHT, and in the RAIN! LOLOL Navy pilots best in the world!!!

  • @jamessizemore7103
    @jamessizemore7103 2 года назад +2186

    “She’s built to take it, so she gon’ take it”

    • @trudownsouth8490
      @trudownsouth8490 2 года назад +74

      That's what I say about my wife.

    • @clan_houltz
      @clan_houltz 2 года назад +1

      @@trudownsouth8490 yeah that is what I say about your wife

    • @trudownsouth8490
      @trudownsouth8490 2 года назад +40

      @@clan_houltz
      I was talking about yours too.

    • @clan_houltz
      @clan_houltz 2 года назад +15

      @@trudownsouth8490 well yeah your mother is very nice

    • @trudownsouth8490
      @trudownsouth8490 2 года назад +1

      @@clan_houltz
      Your mother is very drippy.

  • @m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074
    @m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074 2 года назад +8252

    Air Force: "I have the whole runway I'm gonna use the whole runway."
    Navy: "I have the beefy landing gear I'm gonna use the beefy landing gear."

    • @gregiep
      @gregiep 2 года назад +364

      This. The planes are built different for different missions and operation environments. Both pilots landing their planes the way they were trained.

    • @purplehaze7987
      @purplehaze7987 2 года назад +30

      @@gregiep ha he tried to land it how he was trained

    • @edog6324
      @edog6324 2 года назад +194

      @@MrSimplified their planes are made to land on aircraft carriers with very short runway. Therefore they practically slam them down. There's a reason they both use different aircraft.Quite sure you don't know what you're talking about

    • @FranzFartinand
      @FranzFartinand 2 года назад +1

      You got it backwards bud, the first plane was navy the second is air force

    • @paul7from7ukr
      @paul7from7ukr 2 года назад +112

      @@FranzFartinandFirst plane, F16, is flown by USAF. The F/A18 is flown by the US Navy.

  • @code-dredd
    @code-dredd 2 года назад +25036

    "We have determined that your back issues are not work-related." -VA

    • @rickeyb8812
      @rickeyb8812 2 года назад +346

      OMG! THAT'S WAY TOO REAL FOR MANY VETS!

    • @danielrivera1259
      @danielrivera1259 2 года назад +163

      This should be top comment but not enough people truly understand

    • @rickeyb8812
      @rickeyb8812 2 года назад +126

      @@danielrivera1259 you are absolutely right! That review board should be called the screw board! Many don't understand.

    • @johnhickman106
      @johnhickman106 2 года назад +66

      "Service-connected."

    • @jilllambengstrom1877
      @jilllambengstrom1877 2 года назад +2

      OMG!!! I'm laughing with you, not at you - your comment is 100% spot on!!! The VA hates me as I call them out on their BS daily fighting for my disabled Army Veteran husband. People think I'm nuts when I try to share the horror stories.

  • @randolphphillips3104
    @randolphphillips3104 Год назад +353

    AF pilot: "I love these long runways!"
    Naval Aviator: "Me too, but why is it so wide?"

    • @Archer.Bean.
      @Archer.Bean. Год назад +13

      😂😂😂 underrated comment

    • @Heroto
      @Heroto Год назад +10

      10K feet wide to be exact.

    • @EchosTackyTiki
      @EchosTackyTiki Год назад +2

      This wins the internet.

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 9 месяцев назад +5

      If your runway doesn't move, it's just a way

    • @MattNeufy
      @MattNeufy 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@naverilllang”I need a Runaway, not a Runway!” - Navy, probably

  • @HertaSeggs
    @HertaSeggs Год назад +515

    USAF: "Brake upon contact."
    USN: *"BREAK UPON CONTACT"*

  • @shoktan
    @shoktan 2 года назад +4459

    Air Force: “Ah, a perfect mile-long runway to softly touch down on.”
    Navy: “If its flat, hard and 100 feet long, were good.”

  • @mickhick619
    @mickhick619 Год назад +3608

    AF: I don't want to piss off my crew chief
    Navy: Hey chief watch this

    • @a8er
      @a8er Год назад +30

      Exactly xD

    • @TheHourYouTurnGold
      @TheHourYouTurnGold Год назад +3

      Or the keys are just made different 👀

    • @8731Cordova
      @8731Cordova Год назад +3

      Lol 😂

    • @xmarine73
      @xmarine73 Год назад +28

      More like:
      AF: don't want to piss off the Crew Chief
      Navy Crew Chief: sir, what took you so long? You babied her all the way to the deck. It's nearly beer-30 and we want to cut outta here.

    • @mattsproductions7525
      @mattsproductions7525 Год назад

      xD

  • @DurzoBlint178
    @DurzoBlint178 Год назад +350

    AF: I'll have her home by 7:00
    Navy: your daughter calls me daddy too

    • @ksapp2622
      @ksapp2622 Год назад +12

      Another best comment

    • @aguasadonas8346
      @aguasadonas8346 Год назад +4

      nahhhhh 💀💀💀💀

    • @rrafaz
      @rrafaz Год назад +2

      ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮😮😮😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @C.Brown5150
      @C.Brown5150 8 месяцев назад +2

      Legendary !!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @celia6564
      @celia6564 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jabez5366
    @jabez5366 2 года назад +2691

    Navy pilot be like: "I dont need that much. I can do it on a dining table"

    • @idkwhatowritehere-p3m
      @idkwhatowritehere-p3m 2 года назад +14

      Underrated

    • @AntoineLiles
      @AntoineLiles 2 года назад +6

      This comment is waaaaaay too underrated wtf 😂😂😂

    • @Falcon9Block5
      @Falcon9Block5 2 года назад

      💀

    • @huntertautfest7742
      @huntertautfest7742 2 года назад +7

      FYI, it takes way more stick control and finesse to land like the air force then to slap the fuck out of the runway.

    • @SolarWebsite
      @SolarWebsite 2 года назад +15

      Navy pilot should have come in from the side, landed, get out of his plane and say "you Air Force guys have nice wide runways, but they're a little on the short side..."

  • @kkmdew09
    @kkmdew09 Год назад +2134

    "sir its not a carrier... you don't need to slam down at 10 knots over max landing speed... there is plenty of runway"
    Naval Aviator "cool story bro."

    • @night2957
      @night2957 Год назад +21

      More like 100 knots lol

    • @zawadlttv
      @zawadlttv Год назад +19

      you mean 10 kts over stall speed

    • @johnbeck1978
      @johnbeck1978 Год назад +8

      Tower newbie. Why's he hitting re heat he meant to be landing.?
      Everyone else.... shakes head

    • @mhxxd4
      @mhxxd4 Год назад +1

      @@zawadlttv same difference, you know what they meant

    • @user-pe8wm5xe7d
      @user-pe8wm5xe7d Год назад

      @@zawadlttv hey man, that's just the way I like it. Stall sets in right the moment I would touch down, I'm happy

  • @AntiTankGun
    @AntiTankGun Год назад +3075

    Air force pilots: NOOOOOO THE RUNWAY IS TOO SHORT!1!1!
    Navy pilots: ah yes 200m runway

    • @coltmma
      @coltmma Год назад +12

      😂

    • @geniuslike4399
      @geniuslike4399 Год назад +88

      to be fair, Carrier Based Variants of fighter jets are designed to handle such a short runway, and most importantly have *very* sturdy landing gear, if you put down an F-16 like the F-18, the landing gear would most likely buckle

    • @sweatybotfn9982
      @sweatybotfn9982 Год назад +18

      DiD yOu KnoW🤓 that modified carrier aircraft brake the living shit out of their back landing gears there for dragging it a little bit with the already attached tail hook so they replace the wheels every few dozen flights…

    • @Acepilot235
      @Acepilot235 Год назад +20

      ​@@sweatybotfn9982 the tail hook gets swapped out every 10 or so landings as well. Used to work for a company that coated the hooks in thermal coatings. The coating both makes the hook last longer and protects the cable from getting worn out.

    • @sweatybotfn9982
      @sweatybotfn9982 Год назад +5

      @@Acepilot235 quite expensive 🤔😳

  • @lepuluke
    @lepuluke Год назад +361

    Air Force: gentle gentle sing to your child
    Navy: LEEROOOOOOOY JEEENKINS!!!

  • @luisrios432
    @luisrios432 2 года назад +757

    Air Force " Almost there , almost there , almost there, aaaaand touchdown"
    Navy "Done"

    • @potetmesteren3983
      @potetmesteren3983 2 года назад +16

      The reason why navy fighter pilot touch down hard, is because the planes their using ( F-18 ), is made to land on aircraft carriers. And in order to get caught by the arresting cables you have to touchdown quickly, because you don’t have a ton of room, because as said, it’s an aircraft carrier. Therefore you can see that navy pilots touchdown hard because that’s what they’ve been trained for. Hope that made sense

    • @kitsunemesis
      @kitsunemesis 2 года назад +1

      @@potetmesteren3983 thanks for the point

    • @potetmesteren3983
      @potetmesteren3983 2 года назад +1

      @@kitsunemesis 👍🤝

    • @musab0103
      @musab0103 2 года назад

      lmao im dead 💀💀💀

    • @MrSimplified
      @MrSimplified 2 года назад +2

      Air force = Emirates
      Navy = Ryanair

  • @Arthur_Morgan149
    @Arthur_Morgan149 2 года назад +5782

    Air Force: “taps to ground”
    Navy: “This bitch has good suspension”

    • @NLFO4EVER
      @NLFO4EVER 2 года назад +20

      He is the best rapper

    • @Pengu_VR
      @Pengu_VR 2 года назад +9

      @@NLFO4EVER don’t you mean was?

    • @NLFO4EVER
      @NLFO4EVER 2 года назад +5

      @@Pengu_VR I still think he is

    • @gabe5816
      @gabe5816 2 года назад +1

      @@NLFO4EVER lol

    • @Zaz5y
      @Zaz5y 2 года назад

      @@NLFO4EVER But he’s dead

  • @cakeadventure8412
    @cakeadventure8412 2 года назад +2317

    Tower after seeing navy approach: “Did you land or get shot down?”

  • @nekaa7657
    @nekaa7657 Год назад +134

    Air Force: Counteract the crosswinds by lightly applying yaw
    Navy: Counteract the crosswinds by stalling. The landing gear can take it

  • @jamahlknight1521
    @jamahlknight1521 2 года назад +746

    Ryanair: give me the name of that navy pilot 👀

    • @lisarak8639
      @lisarak8639 2 года назад

      Ha ha ha !!!
      Right on mate !!!!!

    • @largosgaming
      @largosgaming 2 года назад +22

      Heard a pilot say after a bad landing a passenger popped his head into the cockpit and asked “so who’s the navy pilot in here”

    • @AngelloAtim
      @AngelloAtim 2 года назад

      Corporate bullying 🤣

    • @danielvmartins4635
      @danielvmartins4635 2 года назад +2

      Maverick! 🤣

    • @242capt.curtis2
      @242capt.curtis2 2 года назад +1

      The comment I’ve been looking for!!!!

  • @DB-rc9ln
    @DB-rc9ln 2 года назад +321

    F16 Pilot: Ehh that was a rough one
    F18 Pilot: That was smoother than Expected!

  • @swishy1260
    @swishy1260 2 года назад +1313

    Air Force pilots: **takes stairs inside the pool**
    Navy Pilots: **belly flop**

  • @trustee7327
    @trustee7327 9 месяцев назад +47

    Air Force: “slow is smooth, smooth is fast”
    Navy: “grip it, and rip it”

  • @johanandhira5429
    @johanandhira5429 2 года назад +2628

    Air Force: "a happy landing concludes my sortie today"
    Navy: "thanks for flying with Ryanair"

    • @elitefaq914
      @elitefaq914 2 года назад +4

      What's sortie? I have also seen it in AC but didn't understand what it meant

    • @johanandhira5429
      @johanandhira5429 2 года назад +26

      @@elitefaq914in English it stands for dispatch/mission, in French it literally means exit

    • @angelic_disappointment7889
      @angelic_disappointment7889 2 года назад +37

      The funny thing with Ryanair, I think someone said 50% of its pilots are ex-navy pilots

    • @DeanWebbMarineGaming23144
      @DeanWebbMarineGaming23144 2 года назад +22

      @@angelic_disappointment7889 idk if 50% of them are exactly navy but can confirm a good chunk cause I fly Ryanair and when I get a hard landing I yell "Go Navy!" 🤣🤣, then as I proceed to leave the plane, I'll tell the pilots "a good landing is a landing you can walk away from!" they always chuckle and grin

    • @source9264
      @source9264 2 года назад +21

      Literally flied ryan air once, the landing was harder than that second landing. The boeing 737 bounced like 5meters into air from first impact and it felt like being in a car crash. Probably some crazy old russian navy pilot with a slogan "landing = controlled crash"

  • @shanewhite4590
    @shanewhite4590 2 года назад +917

    Air Force: "Easy does it. Hold. Hold. Nice. Like kissing a butterfly."
    Navy: "I hate butterflies."

  • @JD-sl1qs
    @JD-sl1qs 2 года назад +470

    Now I know which branch of the service my last airline pilot was in 😂

    • @MihkelKukk
      @MihkelKukk 2 года назад +11

      Ryanair?

    • @mechanicdave80
      @mechanicdave80 2 года назад

      You know....

    • @aah4587
      @aah4587 2 года назад +12

      Jokes aside .. many pilots in America are ex military pilots

    • @mechanicdave80
      @mechanicdave80 2 года назад +2

      @@aah4587 yes sir! And everytime I find out they are I shake their hand.

    • @supertrump.4776
      @supertrump.4776 2 года назад +34

      My friend flew Southwest one time and he landed pretty hard, coming out of the plane he told the pilot, nice 3 wire, the copilot just died laughing...

  • @MediHusky
    @MediHusky Год назад +160

    AF "nothing but Butter"
    N "I can't believe it's not butter!"

  • @Turboy65
    @Turboy65 2 года назад +583

    Air Force: "I'm sure the runway is right where I left it. Totally no doubt about it." Navy: "Half the fun is figuring out where that carrier wandered off to..."

    • @danielncs3750
      @danielncs3750 2 года назад +10

      You know they have radars to track down the carrier.
      Also i know this is a joke

    • @Typexviiib
      @Typexviiib 2 года назад +29

      @@danielncs3750 I know you know it's a joke, but your comment made me think of ww2 when the pilots didnt have radar, and had to keep track of where the carrier was, and guess where it is, after a sortee

    • @_R-R
      @_R-R 2 года назад +10

      @@Typexviiib
      And quite often the carrier had been forced to move away from the expected rendezvous location. Especially after dusk.

    • @CMiY0
      @CMiY0 2 года назад

      @@danielncs3750🤡

    • @martijn9568
      @martijn9568 2 года назад +1

      @@Typexviiib Good thing the HAYRAKE system was fitted on Allied aircraft carriers.

  • @akhaotic
    @akhaotic 2 года назад +428

    my boy said he gotta catch that wire 😂

    • @m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074
      @m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074 2 года назад +33

      The copilot: "But Sir there's no wire!"
      Pilot: "Did I fuxking stutter?"

    • @joshweeks5065
      @joshweeks5065 2 года назад +3

      @@m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074 🤣🤣 fr

  • @VonSchpam
    @VonSchpam 2 года назад +604

    Air Force: This thing costs 18 million dollars
    Navy: I don't want to get wet today.

    • @ImJustShadow.
      @ImJustShadow. Год назад +8

      try 80 million

    • @SAENDO-Supermoto
      @SAENDO-Supermoto Год назад +2

      more

    • @superskullmaster
      @superskullmaster Год назад +1

      @@ImJustShadow. at the time it was purchased that number is pretty close. In todays money it would be about $65M

  • @AJWRodeo
    @AJWRodeo Год назад +34

    Air force: Nice and easy, soft landing
    Navy: Hold my beer

    • @C.Brown5150
      @C.Brown5150 8 месяцев назад

      Hell Yeah !!!!! 🍺🦅🇺🇸

  • @supernova5434
    @supernova5434 2 года назад +656

    Air Force: “you gotta gingerly set the nose down over the course of the whole runway…”
    Navy: “CATCH THE WIRE! CATCH THE WIRE! CATCH THE WIRE!”

    • @mikeericaful
      @mikeericaful 2 года назад +1

      Lol, yup!

    • @spartan9458
      @spartan9458 2 года назад +12

      On the off chance you are wondering why they keep the nose up as long asp possible in the AF, it's because they are using the plane as an air-brake which helps with both slowing down, not slamming into the ground, and helps keep the brakes from overheating.
      The Navy's landing gear is reinforced, but on a standard runway they will generally still land in a similar fashion, unless they are just super used to carrier landings.
      You could also say the Air Force likes em' smooth, and the Navy likes 'em rough though too.

    • @shirothehero0609
      @shirothehero0609 2 года назад

      Never 1, never 4.

    • @eypandabear7483
      @eypandabear7483 2 года назад

      @@spartan9458 AFAIK even among non-carrier aircraft, the F-16’s reliance on aerobraking is excessive.

    • @darkstarproductions7881
      @darkstarproductions7881 2 года назад

      Hey, when you gotta get down, you gotta get down..

  • @uncreativename826
    @uncreativename826 2 года назад +875

    I think my vertebrates just became vertebros. They’re so much closer!

    • @shrapnelfox1720
      @shrapnelfox1720 2 года назад +24

      Yep. That's a one wire

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 2 года назад +4

      Under rated bro

    • @MyVictor1982
      @MyVictor1982 2 года назад

      @@nuru666 came here to say this too

    • @titus6111
      @titus6111 2 года назад +9

      Jester? Is that you? How come you didn't eject yet?

    • @eneasotgia142
      @eneasotgia142 2 года назад +3

      Bruh, best comment

  • @gripen777
    @gripen777 Год назад +3893

    AF: Well, it's a multi million dollar aircraft, I'm not just going to slam it into the ground
    Navy: BUILT FORD TOUGH BABYYYY

  • @DaMusicTR
    @DaMusicTR Год назад +28

    Airforce: Always gentle
    Navy: FUCK IT WE ROLL

    • @bigdee8189
      @bigdee8189 Год назад

      Why beat up the equipment???? Taxpayers (like me) paid for it!!! Obviously the Navy doesn't give a F*CK! 😡😡

  • @bolastube
    @bolastube Год назад +1183

    AF: I will be gentle...
    N: Bite the pillow!

    • @33salemhockey
      @33salemhockey Год назад +22

      Your comment on the Air Force Navy pilot landing, had me rolling on the floor

    • @Gods_Aviator
      @Gods_Aviator Год назад +1

      As a Naval Aviator I for some reason agree with Air Force;
      like the waves on a sunny day!

  • @Rigel_6
    @Rigel_6 2 года назад +326

    Ah yes, the "gotta be gentle, hope it doesn't break" vs "I have better suspension than a monster truck"

    • @blitz19872
      @blitz19872 2 года назад

      I mean tho, a aircraft shorter is way shorter than a runway so you would wsnt to get down as fast as possible to not slide accros the deck

    • @gelatinousbeing
      @gelatinousbeing 2 года назад +2

      @@blitz19872 r/ihadastroke

    • @rascototalwar8618
      @rascototalwar8618 2 года назад +3

      @@blitz19872 Which is funny because the idea on a carrier is to not reduce power at all in the landing.
      Its got nothing to do with landing length and the fact that one is a game of catch the other is a controlled stall.

    • @ut000bs
      @ut000bs 2 года назад

      @@rascototalwar8618 I don't see a 140 knot landing speed with full power. What happens is they go to full throttle on touchdown in case they missed the cable they have the speed and power to 'bolter' which is to go around again.

    • @AngelousXeroX
      @AngelousXeroX 2 года назад

      while some of the replies are partially correct and others aren't, the real truth between why the F18 Hornet has such a reinforced landing gear is because "sea makes boat go up and down" lol , , , , take a second, it will come to you.

  • @rocknral
    @rocknral 2 года назад +847

    At the American Airlines pilot interview:
    " So which branch of the services did you fly with?"
    " Nav uh, I mean Airforce..."

    • @myveryfirstname
      @myveryfirstname 2 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samv9873
      @samv9873 2 года назад +2

      Honestly they would prefer navy. American Airlines sucks

    • @WarbirdPhoenix
      @WarbirdPhoenix 2 года назад +100

      ...meanwhile at Ryanair.
      Navy you say? Your hired!

    • @mks913
      @mks913 2 года назад +22

      For real tho… American pilot bout broke my back coming into Dallas from Brownsville last month. Whole plane let out a loud “ooof” on landing.

    • @ericwelsh5973
      @ericwelsh5973 2 года назад +9

      @@mks913 ok 3 wire 😂

  • @junglebunny6092
    @junglebunny6092 Год назад +115

    Air Force: “I’ve used lube, I will be gentle”
    Navy: “here it comes, with a hand of sand and a run up!”

    • @PupSentinel
      @PupSentinel 7 месяцев назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣 That's it, you've won the internet!

    • @ROON2457
      @ROON2457 3 месяца назад

      Js found this comment and holy 💀 dead rn

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist Год назад +1799

    Air Force: "like a gentle kiss on the cheek"
    Navy: "shove yer tongue down 'er throat"

  • @1993sparkplug
    @1993sparkplug 2 года назад +824

    Air Force: I'll be gentle, don't worry...
    Navy: Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry

  • @memyselfandiuntildeath1911
    @memyselfandiuntildeath1911 2 года назад +1641

    Air Force: “oh just the tip please..”
    Navy: “RUN HER ON HOME, PILOT!”

  • @spookyghost7524
    @spookyghost7524 Год назад +124

    AF: This is why we have good instructors
    Navy: This is why we have good ground crew

    • @Mr.Wednesday.
      @Mr.Wednesday. 6 месяцев назад

      I think you got that backwards

  • @Ares-jx4ep
    @Ares-jx4ep 2 года назад +3420

    AF: Set it down like you're kissing your sister....
    Navy: I got it, pound it like it's his sister.

  • @rinzler9775
    @rinzler9775 2 года назад +853

    Air force: "one should coax the aircraft down like a gentle dance."
    Navy: "get that sucker on the deck fast"

    • @OrenTubing
      @OrenTubing 2 года назад +15

      Air force: you gotta treat the plane right, like a woman...
      Navy: dats right, smash that shit!

    • @tusharkhupsare5330
      @tusharkhupsare5330 2 года назад

      Noooooo 😂😂😂😂

    • @rinzler9775
      @rinzler9775 2 года назад +5

      @@OrenTubing NAVY: "wam bam thank you m'aam"

    • @tophatfoxpro
      @tophatfoxpro 2 года назад

      they kinda have to burn off speed dont they

    • @GetFunked69
      @GetFunked69 2 года назад +5

      @@tophatfoxpro they actually power their engines to max, that way if they miss the arrester cable they can take back off and hopefully not go swimming.

  • @natedetailscars
    @natedetailscars 2 года назад +360

    Air Force: "Gentle, gentlllllle"
    Navy: "Get on the ground, lunch is waiting."

    • @_R-R
      @_R-R 2 года назад +2

      Air Force: Refrigerated lunch.
      Navy: Hurry up! Barbeque's going!!!!

    • @_R-R
      @_R-R 2 года назад +1

      Barbeque is not waiting for you.

    • @williammitchell4417
      @williammitchell4417 2 года назад

      Navy: My coffee's getting cold and my beer is getting warm👍

    • @MarkSmith-vv5zi
      @MarkSmith-vv5zi Год назад

      Air Force: You mother is waiting down here
      Navy: The Admiral’s daughter is waiting in your barracks

  • @joec6108
    @joec6108 Год назад +79

    They didn’t pretend to spend a million dollars on that suspension for nothing

  • @matthewho3966
    @matthewho3966 2 года назад +715

    Air Force: I paid for the whole runway I’m gonna use the whole runway.
    Navy: I paid for the whole plane I’m gonna use the whole plane.

    • @dimitris2521
      @dimitris2521 2 года назад +4

      Best comment ever! 😂😂😂

    • @manofimagination
      @manofimagination 2 года назад

      Love it

    • @buckfutter99
      @buckfutter99 2 года назад +1

      Neither paid for either. Crazy how that works.

    • @JosephKinney
      @JosephKinney 2 года назад +3

      Air Force - I’ll take it easy on the old girl and let the maintenance crew actually have a weekend off.
      Navy - Fuck it. Mike’s working Thanksgiving, Christmas and fuckin’ New Year

    • @DDGVET4
      @DDGVET4 2 года назад

      Land it like a Warthog!

  • @gamertimefriend1286
    @gamertimefriend1286 2 года назад +372

    “I bought the whole reinforced landing gear, i’ma use the whole reinforced landing gear”

    • @JD-tm4ee
      @JD-tm4ee 2 года назад +3

      If your gonna jump on the bandwagon at least follow the same format, don't get lazy on us now lol

  • @TheDaroza
    @TheDaroza Год назад +378

    Af- knocks gently : noney i'm home
    Navy - axe through the door: heere's Johny

  • @MrMoorkey
    @MrMoorkey Год назад +20

    Air Force: "Gently does it...don't want to bruise the tyres."
    Navy: "DOWN IS DOWN!"

  • @wadoo-it
    @wadoo-it 2 года назад +970

    Air force: okay so this plane costs a fair amount, and it'll affect my record if I destroy something.
    Navy: Fuck the ground AND the plane

    • @RaptorOzone
      @RaptorOzone 2 года назад +8

      Made my day 😂

    • @zman42
      @zman42 2 года назад +4

      Well put 😂

    • @Eric.L.95
      @Eric.L.95 2 года назад +15

      Nah the F18 landing gear system is designed to hit the deck hard, being a carrier based aircraft

    • @n.a.6735
      @n.a.6735 2 года назад +6

      Thats called "Made in the U.S.A.!"

    • @wadoo-it
      @wadoo-it 2 года назад +13

      @@n.a.6735
      Airplane made in the U.S
      Ground made in the U.S
      Costly damage made in the U.S

  • @yasinyilmaz3524
    @yasinyilmaz3524 2 года назад +1558

    Airforce: "just give that ground a kiss a Little smoch" "
    Navy: "Like it's your sister!"

  • @aaronrodgers5852
    @aaronrodgers5852 2 года назад +865

    AirForce: “I’ll make sure to be gentle and go real slow”
    Navy: “We don’t need lube”

    • @someonesomewhere4427
      @someonesomewhere4427 2 года назад +10

      I instantly thought of Nikki Ortiz portray of airforce and navy. That shit funny as hell

    • @donmcatee45
      @donmcatee45 2 года назад +5

      Sounds like something you’d hear on a sub…

    • @AlexB-pp7dc
      @AlexB-pp7dc 2 года назад

      Hahaha. Tell my gf That all the time.

    • @rededits1899
      @rededits1899 Год назад +2

      ​@@someonesomewhere4427 lmao air force would never let navy do that

    • @jennifercarruth2811
      @jennifercarruth2811 Год назад +2

      @@someonesomewhere4427 Same lol

  • @NevazkKa
    @NevazkKa Год назад +50

    Air force: "fuck it, i'm using the whole runway"
    Navy: "fuck it, i'm using the whole suspension system"

  • @zachmach9588
    @zachmach9588 Год назад +670

    Airforce:’Kiss it like it’s your sister Rico’
    Navy:SWEEEEET HOME ALABAMAA

    • @RaptorMaitre
      @RaptorMaitre Год назад +5

      I remembered the same line!

    • @kaiki8318
      @kaiki8318 Год назад +2

      Uncle Grandpa Dad mode enabled

    • @ketanpethe5982
      @ketanpethe5982 Год назад +1

      Lmfao I almost thought that first line came from the mission in GTA VC where Tommy bombs a Cuban deal and his partner is Rico with a speed boat

    • @snorefest1621
      @snorefest1621 Год назад +3

      They bang the tarmac

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM Год назад +458

    USAF: "I may not make it, think I'll have to try again"
    USN: *"I don't care if I break the tarmac, I'll land first try"*

    • @ElonMuckX
      @ElonMuckX Год назад +7

      I was at KLAS watching landings from the Sunset parking lot. Normally a planes wheels touch down, right in front of the lot. This day a storm front was coming in, and ATC said they had a Wind Sheer Warning. Well, on final was a JANET flight, and I thought for sure all flights on approach would go around. NOT THIS GUY! He landed on the numbers!!! By the time he rode past us at the parking lot, he was doing 35mph. You could tell he was a former Navy pilot after a landing like that.

  • @Fightre_Flighte
    @Fightre_Flighte 2 года назад +1392

    Air Force: butters the bread.
    Navy: hey, look at my Ryanair impression.
    ....
    Shit- still too soft!

    • @---zo8jc
      @---zo8jc 2 года назад +17

      Would be a more believable ryanair impression if he wingstriked too

    • @Fightre_Flighte
      @Fightre_Flighte 2 года назад +12

      @@---zo8jc
      And tail strike. Gotta slap in a good tail strike

    • @fabianterporten
      @fabianterporten 2 года назад +1

      These 3 comments got me crying LMAO 😂

    • @dano8012
      @dano8012 2 года назад

      Lol

    • @LordBottas08
      @LordBottas08 2 года назад +2

      Too accurate as I was literally on a RyanAir flight a few days ago and the pilot was too fast on the landing lol

  • @GojoTSB
    @GojoTSB 9 месяцев назад +15

    Legend has it that navy landing gears are made of nokia components

  • @REthanSKelly
    @REthanSKelly 2 года назад +2005

    Branches driving
    Air Force: I'm gonna approach the speed bump at a slow rate of speed to ensure a comfortable ride
    NAVY: let's see how much air I can get

    • @staym925
      @staym925 2 года назад +31

      Marines, let's ram this army dude off road, jump the speed bumps on to top of air force truck and crush it. All with a big smile and a OOORAH!

    • @d.cypher2920
      @d.cypher2920 2 года назад +2

      🧢
      🤪

    • @REthanSKelly
      @REthanSKelly 2 года назад +2

      Ugh one of those marines

    • @cameronrussell1261
      @cameronrussell1261 2 года назад +7

      Marines: what speed bump

    • @christophermetzger8183
      @christophermetzger8183 2 года назад +2

      @@cameronrussell1261 the enemy are speed bumps all other branches know not to get in the way.

  • @KayoZet
    @KayoZet 2 года назад +184

    Navy: “previous work?”
    A: “ryanair”
    Navy: “you’re hired!”

    • @agentmilton6585
      @agentmilton6585 Год назад +13

      No it's supposed to be other way around

    • @rexringtail471
      @rexringtail471 Год назад

      Tell me you are intellectually incapable of flying an alpha approach without telling me

  • @lynchcreekmuzzy5759
    @lynchcreekmuzzy5759 2 года назад +2369

    When working EOR (USAF) we used to get a kick out of watching Navy pilots land,on a mile long runway, in the first 100 ft. 😂 Lol.

    • @therobert9521
      @therobert9521 2 года назад +178

      Then slap it in mil power when the wheels touch.

    • @liammarra4003
      @liammarra4003 2 года назад +134

      @@therobert9521 "force of habit"

    • @Rob-hv5zq
      @Rob-hv5zq 2 года назад +84

      I mean that kind of puts you Air Force boys to shame doesn't it?

    • @lynchcreekmuzzy5759
      @lynchcreekmuzzy5759 2 года назад +135

      @@Rob-hv5zq pfffffffft....hardly. I worked weapons on A10 Warthogs. We werent behind anyone. Ask how many Army or Marines EVER turned away an A10.....🤣
      Anywho....back to Navy pilots landing....yes, it was hilarious.

    • @Rob-hv5zq
      @Rob-hv5zq 2 года назад +9

      @@lynchcreekmuzzy5759 except the Air Force has repeatedly tried to get rid of the A-10s, claiming they're useless. Only the Marines and Army keep intervening in Congress, which is why they're still around.

  • @dr.brigh0275
    @dr.brigh0275 Год назад +47

    "If my landing gear can handle it so can my back"

  • @war.command
    @war.command 2 года назад +92

    Af: Thats landing
    Navy: Thats arrival

  • @LOLgamerCZ
    @LOLgamerCZ Год назад +32

    For the curious people. The first jet was an F-16, landing only on runways of airports. It'd got a sensitive landing gear so the landing has to be gentle and the nose had to be kept up during the roll after touchdown to slowdown using air dynamics. The second plane is an F/A-18, commonly found on Aircraft Carriers. This plane has an extremely sturdy landing gear because it's designed to land hard on an aircraft carrier. The reason why the land hard is to catch the stopping wire in time. When this jet's landing on a runway, it simply uses wheel brakes to stop, so the pilot can either butter the bread or break his back.

    • @CMDR_Hadion
      @CMDR_Hadion Год назад +5

      That being said, according to some Navy guys I fly F/A 18s with on DCS, standard protocol (at least when they were flying) is to always do a carrier landing at airports for continued training purposes, unless there are very adverse conditions & you are bingo fuel and a few other edge cases.

    • @vczs
      @vczs Год назад +7

      ​@@CMDR_Hadion Changing habits can be dangerous at such jobs, especially when it involves million dollar damage and probable life losses.
      I reckon that's why they stick to their regular carrier landing protocols.

    • @H982FKL-TG
      @H982FKL-TG Год назад +1

      'Break his back'?

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Год назад

      Meanwhile the Harrier pilots land their craft like you would a helicopter

    • @LOLgamerCZ
      @LOLgamerCZ Год назад

      @@H982FKL-TG the landings is usually hard and while the gear has a lot of springiness, it can still be felt in the cockpit. So to put it simply, it's just a term for a hard landing

  • @danny_boi3537
    @danny_boi3537 2 года назад +211

    Air Force: This is sensitive equipment, we need to be careful with it
    Navy: SINK IT LIKE A BRICK

  • @moffjerjerrod1579
    @moffjerjerrod1579 Год назад +53

    USAF lands with a nice clear runway
    Navy lands and asks ‘why was there only two other FAs on the runway? We had plenty of room for the whole squadron!’

  • @batbensam5794
    @batbensam5794 2 года назад +238

    Dude trained for arresting wires vs dude trained for a straight long runway

    • @mobius7089
      @mobius7089 Год назад +17

      And notice who was on centerline...

    • @ccclaw13
      @ccclaw13 Год назад +2

      ​@@mobius7089 fascinating.

    • @christopherbradley8771
      @christopherbradley8771 Год назад +5

      Also the f16 tricycle landing gear makes it’s difficult to land from what the pilots told me when I use to maintain these bastarders

    • @henry3397
      @henry3397 Год назад

      @@mobius7089 looks like the guy who kept air in his tires was a little off center

    • @gedgjoumk5449
      @gedgjoumk5449 Год назад

      The f16 doesn't have good brakes it needs to rely on aero braking.

  • @galzdad
    @galzdad 2 года назад +183

    Air Force instructor, "imagine you're this feather, slowly, gently, floating back down to Mother Earth."
    NAVY instructor, "imagine you're this bowling ball..."

  • @AmenYeshua
    @AmenYeshua 2 года назад +176

    Knew immediately that Navy was the 2nd one 😂…”man the ocean’s really calm today”😎

  • @jj3449
    @jj3449 Год назад +27

    The Air Force lands and the Navy arrives. Don’t hate the player hate the game.

  • @Synergirouette
    @Synergirouette 2 года назад +135

    Air force pilot : "annnnd another great landing !"
    Navy pilot : "IM JOHN CENAAAAAA"

  • @AcornFox
    @AcornFox 2 года назад +315

    Air force: my back is tight from long hours in flight
    Navy: i need spinal fusion surgery now

  • @gonedivin8651
    @gonedivin8651 2 года назад +318

    Tower: Dude, u pounded that into the ground!”
    Navy pilot: Was that what your sister said?

    • @boblaser7385
      @boblaser7385 2 года назад +1

      🤣😂🤣😭

    • @NattyGuy
      @NattyGuy 2 года назад +8

      You spelt boyfriend wrong lad.

    • @gregorysamaniego36
      @gregorysamaniego36 2 года назад +3

      @@NattyGuy they leave 5000 sailors come back 2500 couple's!

  • @0lawyers
    @0lawyers Год назад +15

    Navy pilots part time job: ✨Ryanair Pilot✨

  • @garlicbreadstick404
    @garlicbreadstick404 2 года назад +157

    "im given the entire suspension so im gonna use the entire suspension"

  • @231thorium
    @231thorium 2 года назад +142

    Air force: "Put her down gently, there we go"
    Navy: "10 feet is all i need"

  • @tpalmer4829
    @tpalmer4829 2 года назад +1673

    Navy: must land on a 50’x500’ moving boat in the middle of the ocean with no fences on the sides or front.
    Air Force: must hit North America.
    Aces!!!😁👍🏼

    • @Micsmit_45
      @Micsmit_45 2 года назад +131

      And even that isn't a given, as long as they hit a NATO country, they're fine 😂

    • @GraesonBat
      @GraesonBat 2 года назад +4

      Well they do have stops in the front in the form of massive chains that help to slow and stop an aircraft

    • @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916
      @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 2 года назад +25

      @@GraesonBat Yeah but it's still extremely tight tolerances. There's not a whole lot of room for fuck ups.

    • @d.cypher2920
      @d.cypher2920 2 года назад +39

      In the middle of the night... in a tropical storm.
      After flying for a couple hours.
      😎🤪🇺🇸

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 2 года назад +2

      Or an overseas base that's still North America

  • @emperorkaioyus9577
    @emperorkaioyus9577 Год назад +12

    The Navy pilot basically just mixed a vertical landing with a regular landing.

  • @AbeNXC
    @AbeNXC 2 года назад +424

    Navy: “We know you have many options when traveling, and we want to thank you for choosing Spirit”

    • @shadeztheone7369
      @shadeztheone7369 2 года назад +2

      Spirit landing aren't actually that bad imo barely felt it on my flight

    • @DavidThumim99099
      @DavidThumim99099 2 года назад +16

      No no no you got it wrong. It's Ryanair.

    • @mr.person5209
      @mr.person5209 2 года назад +2

      Aerosucre

    • @ScarGuy2003
      @ScarGuy2003 2 года назад +1

      @@DavidThumim99099 I was about to say Ryanair 😂

    • @anubis20049999
      @anubis20049999 2 года назад

      @@mr.person5209 Aerosucre to the rescue!

  • @CountryCarrot69
    @CountryCarrot69 Год назад +253

    Air Force: nice and gentle... Don't want to scratch it
    Navy:JUST HIT THE DAMN GROUND ALREADY YOU TIN CAN!

    • @redstar3752
      @redstar3752 Год назад +3

      No, Navy pilots are trained to land with all the wheels at once because that is how you land on a carrier

    • @CountryCarrot69
      @CountryCarrot69 Год назад

      @@redstar3752 i know this

  • @randallbatson
    @randallbatson 2 года назад +319

    Airforce: I'm so pretty, so pretty, so fresh, and so clean.
    Navy: Drop it like it's hot.

  • @robmerrill3460
    @robmerrill3460 Год назад +18

    When a cable is all that stops you --- you put her down

  • @drewpenn7440
    @drewpenn7440 2 года назад +194

    Air Force: me heading to my girls house when her parents are home
    Navy: me heading to my girls house when she's alone

    • @campfire4597
      @campfire4597 2 года назад

      LMAOOO

    • @ut000bs
      @ut000bs 2 года назад +8

      I called my girl and she told me to come over because no one was home. So, I go over there and no one was home.
      I get no respect.

    • @deltatango6838
      @deltatango6838 2 года назад

      Giggity

    • @brookeking8559
      @brookeking8559 2 года назад

      Just the Naval aviator going to his girl’s house. He’s a gentleman regardless of who’s there, but he can get there like a boss savage.

    • @jennifercarruth2811
      @jennifercarruth2811 Год назад

      You mean the opposite of girl for navy

  • @TheZoltan-42
    @TheZoltan-42 Год назад +204

    AF: Fill it up for my next flight!
    Navy: Transfer the remaining fuel to a new plane for my next flight!

    • @letsbe3it102
      @letsbe3it102 Год назад

      Good one ☝️ 😂

    • @JeremiahPTTN
      @JeremiahPTTN Год назад

      Navy fighters are over built for the hard landings required by air craft carriers. If you could see a top down view of an naval air station vs air force base you would see the airforce rubber marks all over the run way while all the navy’s would be on the exact same precise line. Naval pilots > air force pilots.

    • @JustAGlitchFL
      @JustAGlitchFL Год назад

      ​​@@JeremiahPTTN it doesn't particularly mean they're better pilots, it just means their aircraft are different. AF jets use lighter landing gear and brakes and have less reinforcement to save on weight and internal space, but navy jets prioritize carrier landings over almost everything else.

  • @waqasahmed7057
    @waqasahmed7057 2 года назад +115

    The moat hillarious comments section so far 😂😂

  • @bullridermusic2054
    @bullridermusic2054 Год назад +12

    I once saw a video of a hornet landing on an aircraft carrier so hard I could not believe whoever invented the suspension on that thing should win a nobel prize.

  • @Ohiovergil
    @Ohiovergil 2 года назад +94

    Air force: "bring it down gently"
    Navy: "shit i left the stove on!"

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 2 года назад +772

    The difference between knowing your gear can handle the stress and knowing the runway is about 10 times longer than you'll ever need.

    • @derekm3304
      @derekm3304 2 года назад +13

      Just practicing to land on carriers is all

    • @sta1RR
      @sta1RR 2 года назад +3

      Its done because its necessary, otherwise no need to put it through such stress

    • @d_kortman
      @d_kortman 2 года назад +9

      Not to mention the F-18 was designed for a carrier, so the braking performance is dogshit and it doesn’t have the luxury of aero brake like you saw the F-16 do.

    • @hairymanwich478
      @hairymanwich478 2 года назад +5

      @@d_kortman but the f-18 does have an air brake, it's located behind the cockpit. Heck it even have those thicc ass landing flaps to slow the plane down.

    • @d_kortman
      @d_kortman 2 года назад +8

      @@hairymanwich478 yes, both the F-18 and F-16 do in-fact have speed brakes. However, I was mentioning aero braking. This is a maneuver in which during landing, the pilot keeps the stick back and and nose up, holding the aircraft in the highest possible drag scenario on the ground which shaves off a tremendous amount of energy that would’ve otherwise been bled by using the brakes, causing significant wear. The F-16 can do this because of its delta wing design and because it weighs 17,000 pounds less than a hornet (dry weight comparison). The delta wing is able to provide a significantly higher surface area for the air to hit as the angle of attack increases compared to trapezoidal wings. This means more drag can be generated the more the wing is angled perpendicular to the relative wind. Due to the high angle of attack, the lift vector eventually joins the drag forces, offsetting vertical lift and creating maximum possible drag. The viper lands at about 150 knots or less and has enough drag pushing the wing back and holding the nose up until around 100-95 knots where it starts to lose lift/drag due to the inverse square law of aerodynamic drag. After the nose drops, the pilot then uses the brakes (or in rare circumstances drag chutes) to bleed off the rest of the energy.
      This gives the F-16 a massive operational and maintenance advantage as it both conserves energy without wasting as much due to heat from brakes, and allows a longer lifespan of the braking system. Since friction is a similar force to drag, friction also increases exponentially relative to speed. Since the pilot is using aerobraking to bleed off around the first 40-50 knots of energy, this reduces the overall work the brakes have to do by a very large amount.

  • @20VA
    @20VA 2 года назад +148

    Air Force: " I'm coming in for a landing now honey "
    Navy: " honey I'm home "

    • @OrenTubing
      @OrenTubing 2 года назад +1

      Plot twist: its the same honey...
      Navy guy gonna hit it first

  • @Johnbobon
    @Johnbobon Год назад +6

    Air Force: Butterfly with plantar fasciitis.
    Navy: King Kong stomping a village.

    • @LD-Orbs
      @LD-Orbs Год назад

      (Looks up "plantar fasciitis")
      I learned something new today. Thanks! 🙂