The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe "What is Comedic Timing" Instructional Video
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- Опубликовано: 26 апр 2022
- How is this video not a meme lol. A video that might play if you unplug a phone with a bucket.
From the masterpiece of a game known as The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe developed by Crows Crows Crows. 
Игры
The hardest I've laughed at a video game in a long time
on god
I was already a fan of the original "Choice" video, but this one really had me in stitches.
for me that was "HELL YES" she thought "MY LIFE KICKS ASS" And then she backflipped all the way to work
I laughed harder at the infinite hole ending, but I wasn't expecting this one to work because of a bug.
Clearly the comedic timing worked
I like the end, where it flashes an alien screen before switching to "may earth reign supreme." It makes it feel like, this is the invaders trying to explain humor when they don't understand it either.
I actually wonder if the text that flashes for a moment near the end is a cipher of some kind.
Or maybe the makers made an alternate version to be redubbed in case the aliens won?
@@KeybladeMasterAndy It's the Klingon alphabet from Star Trek and transliterates to "propety ong invaDer".
@@Ze_eT ong
Me waiting for a Twitter user to say "I'm donney with the funny" after reading their shit take
I am Donney with the funny. we should eat babies.
i think doxxing people is perfectly ok as long as they disagree with my personal opinions
I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY
I think the earth is flat and the vax turns you into a zombie.
I'm doney with the funny
🙋♀
Mischa, m.i.s.c.h.a
Brief synopsis of the joke: this joke uses wordplay and a vast background of Herpetology. The joke begins with person one observing the presence of a reptile and asking for it's name. Then, person two gives their answer, that being "tiny". The answer is completely unexpected and a very untypical name for a reptile, which is very comedic. Person one asks for the reason behind the name "tiny", fulfilling the wishes and questions of the audience. Then, person two gives their answer, ending the joke. They state that the reason that their reptile is named "tiny" is because it is their newt. The original joke uses the words "my newt", which, when spoken, sound like the singular word minute, which is defined as "very small : INFINITESIMAL". The clever double entendre coupled with the way the queries of the audience are included in the dynamic storytelling of this joke, solidifies it as a piece of writing of utmost importance.
You will laugh at these points:
1. When the name "tiny" is stated, since it subverts the expectations of the listener and therefore startles a laugh out of the recipient.
2. At the punchline "my newt", because of the hilarious wit and impeccable reasoning.
M-I-S-C-H-A
It's time to begin the humor.
"That's a funny little reptile you have! What's it's name?"
"Tiny."
"Why do you call it Tiny?"
"Because it is my newt!"
I'M DONNEY WITH THE FUNNEY!
Please participate in the survey, which I have linked below.
forms.gle/Kmqbo3a3kco1Puok6
You may now cease your laughter.
I'm dying bro you even got the full google survey out goddanm.
@@MegaDragon1983 of course, if i wanted to optimize my joke telling abilities, no effort is too much. even if it took far too much time WHOOPS
That's what I call commitment
Wonderfully constructed, made me double- no- TRIPLE over with laughter! Very effective at silencing political leaders.
Heehe
1:05
Pausing only for bathroom breaks when necessary is what got me the most in this
So true
In the beginning all questions can't be answered "yes" 😂
Wait, you don't take bathroom breaks when telling a joke? Smh
Name: S H A N E
Synopsis:
The joke poses a rhetorical question to the listener, and does not give an answer to the question. Time spent considering an answer to the question implies that's the listener is of lower intelligence.
Within context to the overall conversation, It is implied that the gap between the question and the answer would be sufficient for the joke teller to take multiple bathroom breaks. Adding an additional humorous layer to the joke.
In addition to presenting the joke in the same format suggested by the video.
Name: S H A N E
Joke:
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
IM DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!
Name: A
Synopsis: The joke consists of two sentences, in which a man walks into a pub, or "bar" as it is more commonly referred to. The joke is derived from the fact that "bar" can refer to both a place where one gets a drink, and a long or rigid piece of hard material. The joke recipient should laugh when the main character of the joke says "Ouch!"
Name: A
Joke:
A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" says the man.
I'm doney with the funny!
Survey:
Did you enjoy the joke told?
Did you feel as though the joke lacked any sort of structure for said joke to function?
If you could, would this joke be repeated to your friends and colleagues?
Did you enjoy the joke told?
Did you enjoy the joke told?
If you were to become a word that the joke is comprised of, which word in particular would you be, and why?
Are there any pointers regarding comedy that you can give the joke-giver? (Optional)
Please stop laughing once you are 33.6% done with your survey.
@@Kamirasu My only additional comment at this time is that the delivery could be more effective if you had raised your arm just a little further. Other than that, it was very well done. I really appreciate your efforts in this day and age where we must continuously stand our ground against the vicious invaders.
May Earth reign supreme!
@@Kamirasu
- Yes.
- I do believe the recipient should laugh at the end of the joke, rather than the word "Ouch."
- Certainly.
- Yes.
- No.
- I think I would like to be the word "man", as it seems the most reasonable and logical part of the joke for me to be.
- N/A
@@Kamirasu No
Yes
No
No
No
Eucalyptus
Jocie: J O C I E
the following joke will be a joke about the length of the comedic timing video, where they state that it can be taught in 90 seconds, but the full video is 165 seconds, thus longer than the original 90 second claim, you are supposed to laugh at this because of the hypocritical time amount of this joke
J O C I E
i guess you cant learn comedic timing in less than 90 seconds
IM DONEY WITH THE FUNNY
Now do it standing 50 to 80cm in front of me in a room no more than 76 degrees farenheit with one of your arms raised straight upward at a 15 degree angle from your body while speaking the joke in no more than 18 seconds but no less that 13.5 seconds then you will get my laugh.
@@parmaunitedMY GOODNESS! is it 4:30? I'm supposed to be having a back, sack and crack
@@duke86fanwait you forgot to hand out surveys!
@@kohiy4808 Make sure to make them have a single question reprinted several times
HILARIOUS
I think this might be my favorite ending in the entire game
I can’t wait for Stanley Parable Ultra Super Mega Deluxe HD Final ReMix
Cant wait for the "Gold plus" version of it
well you're gonna have to wait another 9 years at least lol
You mean The Stanley Parable 7? :)
@TheGreyJayLP Me personally I’m waiting for Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe Super Mega Deluxe HD Final ReMix & Knuckles featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series and with new Funky Mode. Truly will be the definitive way to play this masterpiece
Made on the unreal engine 6.9
I'm donney with the funny.
The alien card reads "propety[sic] ong[sic] invader", and is written using the Klingon alphabet
Hmmmm... sounds like something like a invader would only know...
Thank you stanley parable my friends finally laugh at my jokes now
IM DONEY WITH THE FUNNY 😂😂
LMFAO where's the survey
The art is fucking putrid and I love it
Yes
"Collecting hard datER-"
the accent kills me
"Give our lives for this noble cAURse-"
i realized only now that it is the same voice actor as the narrator
the family guy production team has this psa play as mandatory viewing every 10 minutes
G.L.E.B
The following joke is based on a magnificent phenomenon: Stanley was holding a container called a "bucket" in his hands throughout this presentation. You should laugh at the realization that Stanley can't stand still while holding a bucket.
G.L.E.B
I love the fact that Stanley was holding a bucket for the entire presentation.
I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!
Where is the 10-page survey?
@@hexakon OH IS IT 4:30 ALREADY? I´m supposed to be having back, sack and crack.
0/10. Didn’t raise your hand.
Unfortunately, the joke is much too short and you forgot to link a survey. Please update this joke when you have the time.
If you haven't played the Stanley parable before, stop this video, go buy a computer or console, buy the game, play it, then you can come back to this video.
Ok let me go get an internet connection
A great successor to the Choice video
Intense. I-N-T-E-N-S-E.
The joke is a lightbulb joke that consists of two sentences are a reference to an iconic quote in the Star Trek: The Next Generation two-part episode Chain of Command and the number of lights. The recipient must laugh after Captain Picard's 'There! Are! Four! Lights!' is said.
I-N-T-E-N-S-E.
How many Captain Picards does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. There! Are! Four! Lights!
I'm doney with the funny!
Amazing joke. I assume you had your arm raised up in an 15° angle from you body, otherwise it would never have landed that well.
You forgot the survey and the joke was about 5.5 seconds too short!
How does it work?
How long should it last?
Yes
But how can it be used to effectively silence your political enemies?
@@death_ship1332 Y E S
@@death_ship1332 Eight
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Eight
My goodness, is it 4:30? I'm supposed to be having a back, sack and crack!
My name is Zeppo. Z-E-P-P-O.
I’ll be telling a joke about a notebook that forces people to tell the truth. You’ll laugh when you realize it’s a knockoff of the Death Note, and how it functions in practically the same manner as the artifact in question.
Z-E-P-P-O.
And now for the joke:
A man found a notebook with Truth Note written on the cover. Seeing instructions that people whose names were written inside couldn’t lie, he tried it out on members of Congress. [bathroom break] Within a day, those members were gone from the Capitol. He got the idea that he could remove corrupt politicians from power with what he came to call the “Fate Worse Than Death Note”.
I’M DONE-Y WITH THE FUNNY!
Survey: Use the following grade scale to answer the questions below:
10.) Excellent
9.) Good
8.) Okay
7.) Fine
6.) Not quite bland
5.) No opinion
4.) Bland
3.) Weird
2.) Enjoyably bad
1.) Bad
0.) Terrible
Question A:
How well constructed was the joke?
Question B:
How good was the idea behind the joke?
Question C:
How well did the joke convey its intended message?
Question D:
How well does the joke align with your own sense of humor?
Question E:
How well put together was the joke?
Question F:
How good do you think your friends will find the joke?
Question G:
How well did the joke reflect the research that went into it?
Question H:
How well did your reaction reflect your opinion of the joke while completing this survey?
Question I:
How well does this survey do at assessing the quality of the joke?
Question J:
How well does this joke work when told to one person?
Question K:
How well does this joke work when told to a group?
Question L:
How well does the subject of the joke do at succeeding at their goals?
Question M:
How well constructed was the joke within this survey?
A) 8
B) 9
C) 8
D) 5 (haven't seen death note, so I don't feel qualified to laugh)
E) 8
F) 9
G) 10
H) 8
I) 10
J) 9
K) 9
L) 10
M) 10
I didn’t think they could make this joke better but they did
The biggest lie in this instructional video is that it didn't teach you comedic timing in less than 90 seconds.
Disappointing
No actually, the instructional section on comedic timing is contained entirely within 90 seconds, from 0:45 to 2:15.
Oh is it 4:3O already? I´m supposed to be having back, sack and crack...
The makers of this game are absolute artists.. best game parody/philosophical mindfk
I take all my advice from the Stanley Parable
The narrator is awesome, he should do documentaries
Cheese
C H E E S E
I am about to tell you a joke involving the national flag of the Swiss Confederation. It will be about myself wondering about what the best thing about the Swiss Confederation is, only for myself to claim that the flag is a "big plus". This is where you will laugh, as the cross on the Swiss flag resembles the numerical "plus" symbol, with something being considered a "plus" if it is deemed to be an advantage.
C H E E S E
I wonder, what is the best thing about Switzerland? Hmm, I'm really not sure, but the flag is definitely a big plus.
*_I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!_*
Now, please answer these questions:
What was your favourite part of this joke?
What was your favourite part of this joke?
What was your favourite part of this joke?
Alright, alright, settle down! Settle down, ladies and gents
Unfortunately, this joke is about 6.5 seconds too short
“IM DUNNY WITH THE FUNNY”
ARE WE DONEY WITH THE FUNNY YET??
*HE IS DONNEY WITH THE FUNNY*
No way, ths Simpsons predicted hell divers 2
I’m donney with the funny
I'm donney with the funny
Synopsis Text:
MY JOKE
A family of four and their pet dog go into a talent scout's office. "We have an act we want to show you," the father says. "OK," says the talent scout, "go ahead, then." The man clears his throat and explains that a long passage of text was needed for a part of the video game in which a voice outlines the perfect conditions for telling a joke. "Man", says the talent agent, "haven't heard that one before." "No, no, says the man, that's not part of the joke. It's more of a synopsis you see. I may look like a man, but I'm not really that man and you're not really a talent agent and this isn't even in the ballpark of the aristocrats joke that the intro to this text bit made it look to be. For all I know, we're just stand-ins in some diabolical parable. A means to an end. We are being created, used, and discarded later. For the purpose of filling a text box. Come to think of it, this does strikes me as a bit of a placeholder text situation, don't you think?
The agent is visibly confused. "What the heck are you on about? Placeholder text? What is this, Photoshop? I don't think that's funny, not at all. In fact, I'd rather go and install and update or two in my Creative Cloud app. They keep popping up and I'm seriously overwhelmed."
Sure, says the man. He too knows the struggles of for-rent software licensing. It's real convenient, sure, but ever since he started subscribing to Adobe's cloud services, the software itself has been more unstable. Actually, okay, this is Dom speaking now, as I'm typing this filler stuff did the Photoshop engine sort of get worse a while back? Selections and fills started to be more aliased, jagged pixels everywhere. I've been wanting to check out Krita or other alternatives for a while now, but you know how it is. Anyway, that's the end of the first bit.
WHEN TO LAUGH
Now, dear listener, I have prepared several exciting laugh moments for you that I can't wait for you to experience. Let me list them here:
1. I'm going to pull the classic one-two-three, you go baba
2. A bit towards the end that you mistake for a punchline
3. The actual punchline, but it'll be more of a simile
And that'll conclude my short synopsis. I hope you enjoyed it and could take something from it. I obviously had to keep it short and to the point, but as you and I both know, the real deal is going to be the joke I'm about to tell. Spoilers: I'm going to have to go pee at least once during it.
Looking forward to it! All the best,
Your friend and joke teller
(From the Stanley Parable Fandom)
This joke was WAY more than 18 seconds. however, you did have your hand up at approximately a 15 degree angle, I can tell. You're almost there to have us audiences tripled over in laughter!
I'm donney with the funney
one of the parts I like is that this video takes more than 90 seconds, not counting the intro
Huh, I don’t remember this part of Starship Troopers.
I'm doney with the funny!
MAY EARTH REIGN SUPREME!
Love the Starship Troopers ending
For some reasons I'm getting Soviet propaganda vibes at the end.
Im sorry, but this was more than 90 seconds.
My name is Joey
J-O-E-Y
Synopsis
I’m about to tell a joke on the word “hump.” It’ll be a pun based on how the word hump can mean either the thing on the back of a camel or the suggestive action. Although the joke is based off a skit from an SMG4 episode, Ssenmodnar 10, it still contains originality and will guarantee to make you laugh!
You will laugh when it says hump and piano during the punchline.
J-O-E-Y
And now for the joke
What did the piano tutor say to the camel playing the piano?
Don’t “hump” the piano!
I’M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!!
Now for the questions:
1. What’s your name?
2. Where do you live?
3. Did the joke offend you at any point?
4. Are you interested in Neon Genesis Evangelion?
Alright, now that the survey is over, SHUT UP!! Thanks
Name: MT, spelled M T
Joke synopsis: this joke utilizes wordplay as a result of miscommunication between two parties. A gentle is assessing a vehicle he is considering to purchase and asks the dealer about the available space in the rear section of the vehicle ie "cargo space." When asked this question the dealer responds with a truthful yet comical question he perhaps did not understand the question.
(Following the conclusion as signaled by me uttering the dealer's odd answer you WILL laugh audibly and bemused)
Name spelled: M T
Joke: A man is shopping for a car and is being assisted by a dealer. (bathroom break) As the dealer is showing him a car and all its features the man asks "Cargo space?" and the dealer says confused "No, cargo road"
I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!!
Surveys will be sent to emails accordingly
You forgot to add in when the listener should laugh in the synopsis.
IM DONEY WITH THE FUNNY
May Earth Reign Supreme. o7
WHAT ENDING IN TSP WAS THIS?!
you have to unplug the phone with the bucket
sorry it wasn't actually taught in 90 seconds, i timed it
I AM DONY WITH THE FUNNY
Name: S H A N E
Synopsis:
The title of the video is "What is comedic timing?". The title will be read to the viewer at a slowed pace, with noticeable gaps between each word. The gap between "comedic" and "timing" hangs for a bit longer, drawing the viewers attention to the word "timing".
This joke is intended to be funny due to being self-referential.
Name: S H A N E
Joke:
What. Is.. Comedic... ... Timing.
*I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY !*
The game is straight out shitpost lmao the only video game i truly laughed while playing
🙋♂️
Name: K.K
Synopsis of the joke: (Spoilers for Across the Spider-verse.)
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This joke is a very predictable pun for people who watched the movie and it's also a joke that has already been done to death. First of all, it involves the scene in the first Spider-verse movie where Miles throws a bagel at someone. In the second movie, that same guy turns into the spot. We will exit the cinema and eat at a cafe that offers bagels. You're supposed to laugh when I say that the bagel hits the spot because it has two meanings. Not only could the bagel be delicious but it also literally hits the guy that becomes the spot.
K.K
Time to begin the humor:
I kid you not dear recipient,
(bathroom break so that it takes me at least 13 and a half seconds)
That bagel really hits the spot.
I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!!!
You should stop laughing/booing now.
Survey questions:
Is your name Jim?
Do you have a bucket?
Did you watch both Spider-verse movies?
Do you even like bagels?
Did you get the broom closet ending?
May Earth reign supreme.
Unfortunately, bathroom breaks do not count towards the time it takes to tell the joke. Thus, using a bathroom break to make the joke longer is invalid, and the joke is much too short. Please update this joke when you have the time.
I'm doney with the funny.
elon musk rn
Love that "John Brown's Body" was playing at the end of this. Based song!
Atti
This is a joke about a man named Stanley. Stanley liked pushing buttons, Stanley was also a neglectful husband because of a secret mind control facility. When Stanley goes home his wife says "your pushing my-" (Pause the joke recipient will guess Stanley's wife will say "buttons" and will giggle. THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS A LAUGH. I'm only documenting this to be thorough. resume what Stanley's wife will say.) "-buttons!" Then the audience will laugh.
Atti
When Stanley got home from his button job, his wife says "your pushing my buttons!"
IM DONEY WITH THE FUNNY
Survey
Page 1: was the joke good?
Page 2: was the joke short?
Page 3: was the joke long?
Page 4: was the joke good?
Page 5: was the joke short?
Page 6: was the joke long?
Page 7: was the joke good?
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Page 10: d o y o u t r u s t t h e g o l d e n r a b b i t ?
this entire game is shitpost
Name: Q A P C H
Synopsis: This is a chinese translation of an article about the art exhibition named "Fuck off" (Official Chinese name: Bu Hezuo Fangshi), which carried a lot of controversies. You are free to laugh at any time given.
Name: Q A P C H
Joke: 滚蛋（中文：Bù Hézuò Fāngshì）是一个有争议的当代艺术展览，与中国上海的第三届上海双年展（2000）同时举办。 展览的中文名称翻译为“不合作的态度”，但直率的英文情绪被认为是更可取的。 [1] 展览包括概念艺术、表演艺术和抗议艺术。
展览由冯博一和 43 岁的艾未未在东廊画廊的仓库中举办，受到许多中国年轻艺术家的推崇。 [2] 艾未未用一组照片概括了Fuck Off的艺术策展态度，他依次向白宫、紫禁城和观众伸出手指，另一张照片中他丢下一个中国古代花瓶，砸在 他的脚。[2] 恰逢上海双年展，展览的开幕体现了一种对建立的不合作态度，正如展览目录的最后一行所总结的那样：“也许‘现场’没有什么存在，但永远存在的是 与任何权力话语体系的不合作。”[3]
此次展览展出了 48 位前卫艺术家的作品，其中许多人展出了具有挑衅性和争议性的作品。 其中有何云昌，他在一张彩色照片中赤裸上身，脚踝悬在起重机上，悬在湍急的河流上，手中拿着一把刀--这把刀是他后来用来割自己胳膊的那把刀。 孙原展示了“孤零零动物”，这是一个装有动物骨骼的玻璃柜，据称，毒气足以消灭该节目的所有观众。 王楚雨的表演是禁食四天。 朱明穿着纸尿裤，在塑料泡泡中漂浮在黄浦江上。[2] 争议最大的作品可能是朱昱的《吃人》，最终没有在节目中展出。 它包括一系列他烹饪和食用据称是人类胎儿的照片。 一张照片于 2001 年通过电子邮件在互联网上传播，引发了联邦调查局和苏格兰场的调查。 2003 年，朱的作品在英国第 4 频道探索中国现代艺术的纪录片中出现时，该作品的食人主题在英国引起了争议。针对公众的反应，朱宇表示：“没有任何宗教禁止食人。我也找不到任何法律可以阻止 我们不吃人。我利用了道德和法律之间的空间，并以此为基础。” 朱声称他使用了一个从医学院偷来的真实胎儿。 [4]
展览于 2000 年 11 月 4 日至 14 日持续了十天。 [5] 开幕后，文化监察局对展览进行了突击检查，并删除了被认为不合适的作品。 后来，他们以不适当为由要求在预定的闭馆日期之前闭馆。 [6] 警方以没有出版许可证为由没收了所有剩余的目录。 [7]
在接受 Chin-Chin Yap 采访时，艾未未被问及《Fuck Off》的实际展览是否有类似于他出版的《黑、白、灰封面书》的概念。 他接着说，书完成后，发生了很多有趣的艺术，他的生活中的人不断地建议创建一个与书的主题相似的展览。 他的看法并不是这个节目真的很好，因为它组织得这么快，他知道它有可能被警察关闭并没收所有作品。 幸运的是，他说参与的艺术家“合作并感兴趣，态度就在那里”。 在一个非常令人大开眼界的声明中，艾未未继续说，“也许滚蛋是最重要的，因为它代表了什么。” 相关人士对他们想向中国机构和西方策展人、机构和经销商传达的信息有明确的想法：“我们必须作为个人艺术家对外界说些什么，我们说的是‘滚蛋’。”[ 8]
许多在中国当代艺术界有影响力的艺术家参与其中，其中许多人后来被收录在国际展览、画册和电视纪录片中。
展览的目录已经出版，一本黑皮书，封面上简单的标题“FUCK OFF”。
联合策展人冯博一觉得中国艺术家只是在为外国人工作，因为早期的中国当代艺术展是在国外举办的。 在共同策划展览时，冯说：“我们想展示‘滚蛋’的风格，不是为政府工作，也不是西方国家的风格，而是第三种方式。”[1]
艾未未和冯博一在2000年10月的描述：
Fuck Off 是一个由组织者和艺术家共同参与的活动。 在今天的艺术中，另一种选择是扮演着修正和批判权力话语和大众惯例的角色。 它以一种不合作和不妥协的方式，自觉地抵制同化和庸俗化的威胁。 一种与权力抗衡、不妥协于庸俗化的文化态度，与独立的个人体验、感受和创作，是艺术对精神自由的追求和渴望--一个永恒的主题。 这种文化态度显然是排他性和疏离性的。 旨在处理文化力量、艺术机构、艺术趋势、东西方交流、异国情调、后现代主义和后殖民主义等主题。
《滚蛋》强调艺术存在的基本独立和批判立场，以及它在矛盾和冲突情况下的独立、自由和多元化的地位。 它试图激发艺术家的责任感和自律，寻找艺术作为“野性”的生活方式，并对中国当代艺术的一些问题提出质疑。
寓言、引导质疑、抗拒、疏离、解体、忍耐、无聊、偏见、荒谬、愤世嫉俗和自娱自乐是文化的各个方面，也是存在的特征。 这些问题在这里被艺术家们以前所未有的坦率和智慧重新呈现，留下了新鲜刺激的信息和存在的痕迹。
在本次展览中，参与者和他们的作品不是选择、识别和判断的对象。 他们不寻求任何借口。 群体认同和内在差异都受到如此充分的尊重和鼓励，以至于可能会怀疑是否有必要让观众在场。
现场的模糊性和不确定性迫使人们只能以扩散和推迟的形式寻求意义和满足。 也许“现场”并不存在任何东西，但将永远存在的是与任何权力话语系统的不合作。” [9]
意外掉落[9]
艾未未关心的是整个中国历史，以及人们没有正确了解或保存它的事实。 艾未未丢下一件近乎无价的文物，实质上是在问中国人是否真的关心自己的历史，拿走一些有价值的东西并将其化为碎片。
金色阳光（表演）[9]
何昱畅以突破行为艺术的极限而著称。 他的目标是“寻求与现实的持久和无所畏惧的对抗，以及对此的诗意表达。”
中国山水：纹身2号[9]
黄岩将山水画视为一种自我表达的方式。 他的风景画在他的身上、猪肉上，甚至牛骨上。
鼠标[9]
金乐用各种各样的材料进行实验，以证明如果科学家成功地将人和动物组合成一种形式，他认为人类和动物会是什么样子。
和平系列19[9]
梁越以Photoshop为主要表现形式。 他试图在他拍摄的照片上制作各种广告，然后将它们绝对发布到任何地方，以要求人们看到它们。
失乐园17号[9]
孟煌出生在北京，他说：“我从小到大，什么都不知道。现在住在北京，发现明星们的艺术作品非常西化。” 他的作品似乎让人想起了一块几乎无法企及的土地，曾经是天堂，但现在却是悲伤和受压迫的。
水印[9]
宋冬说：“我更喜欢做‘艺术’这件事，因为艺术语言的开放性。据我了解，艺术风格被媒介、方法和范式定义的时代已经过去了。当我利用 其中，我唯一想到的是它们是否符合我的想法。” 他的作品似乎显示了生活中的许多差异，以及人类对周围世界的重要性要低得多的事实。
皮肤移植[9]
朱昱是一位非常直言不讳的艺术家，他用自己的作品来表达自己的观点。 他的工作旨在让人们思考他们周围的世界。 他说：“我们不是很害怕自己没有在想别人在想什么，因为这样的问题是由我们的精神来处理的。我们害怕的是人们在想他们不应该想的东西。所以 我们需要重新思考人们最初认为什么是正确的，并抽象出与现实无关的一切。”
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