The Privileges Committee Report into Boris Johnson!
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- Опубликовано: 14 июн 2023
- The report is out and it does not make happy reading for the former Prime Minister!
Satirical political comedy sketch from the comedian Matt Green.
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"Liar, liar, pants on fire." A perfect summation of Johnson's entire career.
Good one, @MattGreen.
You forget the cheers from the people who voted for him because he was such a fun liar. That also was very much part of his political career.
"Who will pick the fruit"...... "Unemployed people"..... "Like Boris Johnson...." 😂😂😂. CLASSIC
“90 days- that’s 2 whole Liz Truss terms “.
Excellent!😂
"Two whole Liz Truss terms" brilliant 👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
“..2 whole Liz Truss Terms.”
You are FABULOUS
My very favourite line too - apart from all the other favourite lines 😂 Sheer genius Matt 👏👏👏👏
Well it seems to me he lived his life like a candle in’t wind!
Never knowing who to blame next when this report came in..
And I would have liked to know if Nadz really smells like Gin,
but her candle burned out long before Boris chucked her in the bin…🕯🙏🏼
hear hear chin chin
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👌👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Brilliant!
😅😂😅
Matt Green does it again.Thirty thousand words to say if Johnson was lying,was it just the word 'Yes' repeated Thirty thousand times
"Devastating for someone who loved the Commons so much" 🤣🤣🤣
In the scrapyard that is British politics, Matt, you’re the shining chrome!
😂😂😂
'... nearly two whole Liz Truss terms ...'
🤣🤣🤣
Yep, a double lettuce suspension!
The comments are soooo good, there is nothing I can add.... except Matt, you are a star! 😘
Haha... 'two liz truss terms' and 'contempt cubed' - These are the kind of stats I wish I heard on Question Time! Good job Matt Nothancock. 🤣
Loved it too
Unemployed people? Like -- Boris Johnson?
Love it. Just love it.
"he were like a candle in t'wind". I nearly choked on my coffee at that.
I was unfortunately inhaling on my e-cig at the time, cue coughing fit.
Legend again. And I did the the drunk thing and three beautiful blonde paramedics asked me to call them back. Keep the content going sir and that literally a true story. As always thank you 👏👍
Classic mat as per!!making me giggle stops me from screaming
There was so much 'Burn' in that Matt, it's a wonder my tablet didn't melt!! 😂 😉 just brilliant 👏👏👏
😂😂😂
'... our Smack Downs & Comeuppance Correspondent...
"Our Smackdowns and Comeuppances Correspondent, Jonathan Goodenough, has more." J G is also my, Chocked Trying not to Spit my Coffee Out Correspondent. Great Stuff Matt; this is almost as ridiculous as the real thing.
I hasten to say that Jonathan is not related to me in any way.
Your final sign off lines are always flipping hilarious 😂
Brilliant - particularly that northern MP impression.
The Red Wall is going the same way that the Berlin Wall did.
Nads probably decided not to resign when she found out “Applying for the Chiltern Hundreds” wasn’t a reference to the number of thousands of pounds paid annually for the position.
She'll get the Manor of Northstead though.
Another absolute gem.
Cheers Matt for giving us something to smile about.👍
Another laugh out loud performance. Thanks. ❤
Thank you!
*THATS LITERALLY* why I stoped drinking...
"Nearly two whole Liz Trust terms."
I see it's Take No Prisoners Day again. My how the time flies.
Contempt cubed 😂 and you’re right, we ain’t going to be happy till ya lying naked in a ditch being pelted wit fruit 😂 hilarious! Thanks, Matt!
I think being contemptuous about the original contempt would only be contempt squared. Though I'm sure he's already being contemptuous about the reaction to him being contemptuous about the original contempt, which definitely takes us to contempt cubed.
As usual with Mr Green, no need to watch the actual interviews… saves me getting high blood pressure.
"He were like a candle in’t wind." Except the wind was flatulence! 💨🔥🔥🔥
"E were like candle in't'wind." Perfect!
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Lisr, liar pants of fire saves everyone a lot of reading.😂😂
Ha! Boris will be good at picking fruit! No one will be able to tell if the wind is affecting his hair do!
I'd buy you a darjeeling, but I've just spent £150 on keeping the cat alive for another 6 months. Would it help if I call my next cat 'Johnathan Goodenough'?
Magnificent, Matt! Liar, liar, pants on fire and contempt cubed were my favourite bits. PS - have been enjoying your contributions to Oh God, what now.
Thank you for making me smile over something that has made me so 😠
English news has never been more fun!
I mean, who is still shocked he lied at this stage?
Unfortunately quite a few.
@@yamyampi36 actually no, they aren't shocked that he lied, they still believe him
The three mongs who will inevitably reply to your comment with "YeAh BuT lAbOuR tHo!!" posts.
He is, apparently.
I get you, but it's not so much about that. It's making sure he and these other lying conniving bags of monkey spunk actually get done for it. Same with Trump. Same with all those fuckwits who stormed Capitol Hill. These post-truthers have to be shown that the alternative universe in their tiny brains, where they think they can do and what they say, actually has consequences. It's the only way to shut the fuckers up.
You always make me chuckle even though its serious.😃xx
" Smackdowns and commupunces correspondent" ohmygosh i just choked from 🤣🤣🤣
On target as always Matt, love it.
"Contempt CUBED! " I love that. 😂❤
I was waiting for your take on all this young sir. Loveeeee it. Definitely a homerun lol
'Contempt cubed'- priceless! ❤
😂😂👏👏👏 Love it..."the very final nail".
"smack-downs and comeuppances correspondent"
XD
30p Lee is trying to get into MadNads good books or her pants.🤣
Not a pleasant thought and I suspect that he might get some change from 30p!
😂😂 I think one of your best so far.. you are brilliant, cheers 😂
Wow, thanks!
Hilarious as always!😅 i liked the end remarks, about mad nad! Maybe her and Johnson could start a new party together? THE BONKERS RAVING TORY PARTY! Only nutters welcome!
I waited for months for this to happen... oh sweet revenge.
‘Ee were like a candle in’t wind’ ... tee hee. Great stuff Matt.
I'd like it twice if I could
Another well crafted piece of fun³.
Contempt cubed 😂 . Love it . 😅😅
Contempt cubed... Brilliant!
"Brian Binday" 😂
Brilliantly done as always
If an MP calls the Privileges Committee a 'kangaroo court', does not h/she also become guilty of demeaning Parliament? It is surely like saying that 'Parliament hath no competence'.
‘ Out of the World ‘ comedy
Boris. So stupid he's funny or so funny he's stupid? Additional contempt, you say. Clearly we shouldnt be surprised that some people dont know when to keep their mouths shut ...and their friends ...if they still have any.
Glad theres somebody around who can actually get me to laugh at this madness. Thanks Matt.
I've never found him funny and he's only stupid in respect to things he doesn't care about which, admittedly, is everything but himself.
As an American comic once noted of his own arrest, "I knew I had the right to remain silent, but I lacked the ability."
The mad nads punchline was superb great again
Nice work Mr Green
Candle in the Wind! 😁😆😁🥳🥳🥳🥳
I so hopeful for an American tour 🤞🤘✌
'e were like candle in t'wind...😅😅😅
Excellent as always Matt 👍
We didn't really need a taxpayer funded enquiry when it was happening live (only seconds ago in the grand scheme of things). What we needed was a gallows😅
Lovely, lovely stuff!
Thanks for the giggles..😊😅
We should measure everything in Liz Truss Premierships!
'e were like candle in't wind..... Perfect!
"like candle int' wind". I'm dead now.
🙏😂😂😂👍cheers Matt
She holds everyone in contempt except for himself and Peppa Pig oh and cladoris.
Liar liar pants on fire love it 😂😂😂😂
Ten out of ten, again!
Eee wer like candle int'wind 😅
They were so disgusted at his behaviour they would have given him a three month holiday. You what?
"'E were like candle int' wind"
Perfect, just perfect!
Not Contempt³ but Contempt to the power of Contempt (to the power of Contempt).
This is a real news eport isn't it... it's so real and true
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson's personality and life is pure stage pantomime.
Contempt Cubed - isn't that the name of the secret club in the basement of No.10?
Mate, spectacular!
Roaring over here 😎😂😇
Perfect snapshot Matt, of the cult mania still befuddling the Tory Party. “I’d like to buy a parrot”. “Would Sir care for this prime example of Uxbridge Blue?….”
Great !😅
Jonathan Goodenough. Up there with Peter O’hanraO’hanrahan.
"Let him without sin cast the first stone." Has anyone out there ever lied? ❤🤔
I’ll take two points, two flats and a packet of gravel.
"He were like candle in t'wind"
😂😂😂😂 brilliant 👍
Very funny and apt
something trickles down in the economics
Oops! Something's trickling down my leg after watching the video.
Yeah, piss!
Bravo, Matt.
Legend.
Excellent 😂😂
"2 whole liz truss terms". 😂😂
You’re so funny 😂
Always excellent
I love a good "Stalinist Purge". 😊
Ur so funny...
By ‘eck t’witch ‘unt 😂