Zeta gets injured again Zeta: Call an ambulance! FuwaMoco shows up Zeta: Call a different ambulance!! Korone: I said that yesterday! Mumei: Join the club!
I'm half-expecting that by the end of the week, the hospital is going to be perpetually generating their own business. On purpose or not remains to be seen, but the smart money is on the former, at this rate.
Once you hear the Bau Bau’s you realize that you didn’t actually need a doctor and after getting back up and grabbing your leg from the other side of the road proceed to walk it off.
Our health system isn't quite as bad as theirs as they actually have gone out and jumped Kanade just so she would need medical attention so they can charge her for treating her.
Zeta: "I don't think having a seatbelt matters in my state.." FWMC *flashback to Day 1 & 2*: "Oh... Yes it matters (Nervous laugh)" Doggos bein a menace as usual
Fuwamoco ambulance provides a service no other ambulance does. It reminds you just how much you WANT to live as they nearly kill you multiple times in the process of "saving" you.
FWMC will heal you of all physical injuries. However, they will not be able to heal you from any mental trauma you might get during the trip to the hospital, nor from the price you will be charged for their services. BAU BAU
FWMC will protect your smile. Of course your are only smiling because they surgically made it so that is the only expression you can make but your still smiling.
Fubuki: Even if you cannot get Matsuri out of the water you can still perform defibrillation in the car. Mococo: Fubuki said we can only save one classic
two days ago i would say the same thing as zeta "i dont think seatbelt matter in my current state" the "oh yes, it matter" never been so true especially from life saving fwmc service that yeet everyone out of their ambulance so far
Hearing FWMC sirens causes people to tremble in fear, knowing that FWMC may be one of the richest people in Holo Santos, really telling you a lot why they fear them.
I think Jeremy Clarkson has done the bit where you get complicated instructions over the phone and then confidently declare a half-assed solution to your mates multiple times.
LOL When Clarkson ejects (launched) the patient from the back of his ambulance right through the window of the hospital. 😂 Edit: correction. It was Hammond, the one who launches a patient right through the windows.
Going back and watching this after Bae and Duck arrested them. Yeah...they couldn't Bau Bau their way out of their crimes...but they will break out of prison. They've already done it once.
You enter the vehicle with just a broken bone, you come out with a concussion with a cracked skull, a few broken ribs and a broken spin and your organs rearranged.
"I'm injured, please send help!"
*FWMC arrives*
"The other help please?"
"I don't want help anymore."
"i'll just write my will"
"just put me back in the water" 😂
"Can someone help me escape my help?!"
They may be dogs but that's a real monkeys paw situation there.
FWMC’s ambulance is even more dangerous than Lui’s taxi.
As a fellow Ruffian, I'd rather have Lui save me instead XD
After been yeet out of a moving ambulance
Korone: you cant bau bau out of this one.
Lui's actually one of the better drivers in the server. Wait. Oh, beep, she's one of the BETTER drivers...
FWMC only knows the advanced driving technique of "press pedal to floor and pray".
The server puts me in mind of a Weird Al song. 'She Drives Like Crazy.'
"PUT ME BACK IN THE WATER"
LMAOOOO
Said by a trully horrified cat.
Cat hates water but fuwamoco is worse than that
Catfish confirm
Leaving Matsuri was a mercy kill
A blessing in disguise
Another Matsuri-kami blessing
FWMC: Matsuri-senpai is stuck, I don't think we can get her
Fubuki: No worries, you can get her
FWMC: Fubuki-senpai says we can't save you, sorry.
Literally why did they lie like that, they had no reason to xD very funny though
@@MrKaiju-sr8wu doing everything right is boring RP. They made a funny situation for the audience, who got to know both sides.
"Sorry boss said so, goodbye"
What even happened to Matsuri tho? 😂 I wanna know
Idk. Would you rather be matsuri or Zeta suffering from the bau bau school of driving?
Like Korone said, "You can't BAU BAU out of this!!!!"
Narrator: _"But they could. And they did....."_
Lol
Fuwamoco :
Nice argument, however, BAU BAU
But we're cute! *BAU BAU*
Zeta gets injured again
Zeta: Call an ambulance!
FuwaMoco shows up
Zeta: Call a different ambulance!!
Korone: I said that yesterday!
Mumei: Join the club!
LUNA: Okay, I'm here!~
@@BNuts Oh no
Are Fuwamoco working for a hospital or the Pet Cemetery
surprisingly they actually managed to get her to the hospital without yeeting her out, zeta’s lucky this time lol
Kanata: Room for one more?
the moment they realized , the hospital is the real gang
Wasn't it the backery?
I'm half-expecting that by the end of the week, the hospital is going to be perpetually generating their own business. On purpose or not remains to be seen, but the smart money is on the former, at this rate.
The whole hospital crew literally jumped kanade just so they could extort money by healing her 😂
@@jessquiatchon2204 To be fair, Kanade
the hospital member probably the richest on average in the server especially fuwamoco
Where they're going, they don't need doors
You don't need seatbelts as well! Just a will to your next of Kin.
THIS SUMMER
less weight, more speed
@@johnsven878Now I got a flashback of a certain Singaporean Indian man.
"Doors? Where we are going we need no doors" Doctor Brown, probably
3:26 - 4:35 FWMC purposely charged Zeta extra for saying "Anyone but FWMC"
Fuwamoco’s reputation as the least preferred medic spreads fast after witnessing their first car crash together
Aren't they better than Luna, though?
@@BNuts Luna only played day 1 so far, so she hasn't been an option.
Dk, been only hearing “not the bau baus” when they got into accidents lol
i find it funny they are very active dogtor, they are in almost every accident i have see clips of, very servicial doggos lmao
Once you hear the Bau Bau’s you realize that you didn’t actually need a doctor and after getting back up and grabbing your leg from the other side of the road proceed to walk it off.
3:09 Zeta hobbling while shouting "800 thousand" looks so funny.
Fuwamoco fully embracing the American healthcare system 😂
"Why does it cost the same if the injury isn't even the same?"
Welcome to America, Zeta.
This is America
Don't catch you slippin' now
I think I'm beginning to know why the doggos were put in jail now.
That's why they lost their medical license
This and amongst other things. Including tax evasion at which I can get behind.
At this point, the only one I'm unsure about is Shiori, the rest are clearly guilty of something 😂
@@chriswihulu look at Shiori: I can give a lot but yea, she def the tamest of the 5 😂
I thought it was dereliction of duty...
Zeta: help I'm drowning
"FWMC arrives"
Zeta: you know drowning is better that being roadkill or being indebt.
2:00 That instant OHHHHH yes it matters...XD
Zeta : "i need a doctor!!'
FWMC : "we are the doctor ~"
I read this as DBZA's "I need and adult/I am an adult". If that was the intention? Perfect job!
Zeta: "No, you are not"
"No! You are DogTors! Please bring me a real doctor!"
@@Wazaraku Same 😅
I need a doctorier doctor
2:54 Zeta suddenly in fighting stance after checked the medical bill is hilarious.
I'm sorry, but it's an amBAUlance.
INAFF!
lol good one
Fuwamoco ambulance will give you the experience of standing between "life and death", zeta has experienced it very fully
Natural for cats to be scared of dogs
"I need help! I'm bleeding out!"
*Hears Bau bau in the distance*
"KILL ME NOW! QUICKLY!"
"Why Does it cost the same-The state of injury isn't even the same!!" This Is a scam!!" Zeta Learns about the american health system.
Our health system isn't quite as bad as theirs as they actually have gone out and jumped Kanade just so she would need medical attention so they can charge her for treating her.
@@WintersMinion True but they also don't charge for the ambulence ride either.
Zeta: "I don't think having a seatbelt matters in my state.."
FWMC *flashback to Day 1 & 2*: "Oh... Yes it matters (Nervous laugh)"
Doggos bein a menace as usual
I laughed so much at this. This is real cinema. Series and films can struggle to create this scene, but count on Holo to make it happen.
Guess it’s not just brown hair
The animal type is the one in danger .....humans just die like Matsuri @@Zack_Zander
Fuwamoco ambulance provides a service no other ambulance does. It reminds you just how much you WANT to live as they nearly kill you multiple times in the process of "saving" you.
4:33 i like her tone
She got that stylish pretty gal tone.
0:11 I need that clipped
YT has a native clipping feature now.
Besides, this is already a clip. What you are wanting is a clip squared.
@@Jiyoon02 i meant like as a soundboard clip
3:00 Zeta be like “i told u to put me back in the water but u driven me to death and take 800.000, how wonderful”
Truly the American experience.
Technically in America Zeta could dispute the bill if she argues she never asked for their services
"I need help!!!"
Sees it's fwmc ambulance coming
"Oh god no, please god no!!!!"
Day 3 victim of FuwaMoco
It seems the number of times fuwamoco has thrown people off while driving is enough to make people fear them, like Zeta :)
that " Oh yeees it matters" came from experience xDD
FWMC will heal you of all physical injuries. However, they will not be able to heal you from any mental trauma you might get during the trip to the hospital, nor from the price you will be charged for their services. BAU BAU
FWMC will protect your smile. Of course your are only smiling because they surgically made it so that is the only expression you can make but your still smiling.
@@WintersMinion "It's an expression of pain."
BAU BAU INTENSITY
I have no mouth and I must BAU BAU
Fubuki: Even if you cannot get Matsuri out of the water you can still perform defibrillation in the car.
Mococo: Fubuki said we can only save one
classic
Zeta when she hears Fuwamoco in the distance for the second time: **Dark Souls Boss Music intensifies**
FUWAMOCO: drives so dangerously they yeet two patients out and almost leave them behind.
Fubuki/staff: you know what they need? A FASTER CAR!!!
Those two are TERRIFYING on the road
FWMC ambulance is literally probably the best thing they could've been roleplaying xD
IRyS' words stuck to me till this day...
IRyS: "oh no, its bau bau...💀"
The absolute knowing chuckle Mococo had in her voice when she said "Ooooh yes it matters.". She is all but admitting it.
Fuwawa: "Oh, we're missing two doors all of a sudden!"
Mococo: "Yeah, how'd _that_ happen?"
"NO. NO MAN! You don't understand. If you call an ambulance I'LL DIE"
Zeta:I don't think it matters if i wear a seatbelt or not
Mococo with absolute confidence: Yes it does
Best moment of this
two days ago i would say the same thing as zeta "i dont think seatbelt matter in my current state"
the "oh yes, it matter" never been so true especially from life saving fwmc service that yeet everyone out of their ambulance so far
"Its not an emergency"
*Fuwamoco ambulance arrives*
"NOW its an emergency!"
Zeta: What happens now?
FWMC: Now? Heh heh... Let's go practice medicine.
Truly they are the medic from TF2
3:26 ABSOLUTE COMEDY
"Does the seatbelt even matter at this point?"
"...Yes"
"I wanna go back in the water. Going to the hospital was a terrible idea. The water does not judge. It just hates."
Hearing FWMC sirens causes people to tremble in fear, knowing that FWMC may be one of the richest people in Holo Santos, really telling you a lot why they fear them.
2:00 legitimately burst out laughing
We need an ambulance siren that sounds like fuwamoco saying bau bau alternatingly
Alternatively, have this channel's ending theme as the siren
"I don't think it matters if I where a seatbelt or not."
"Ooooh yes it matters."
With medics like these why would you need to get hurt all by yourself, they make sure you get hurt and healed with them by your side, so sweet
Is this the Bau Bau tax now?
Fwmc: Missing 2 doors all of a sudden.
Everybody wonders why.
This reminds me of Top Gear's "sport ambulance." Equally terrifying.
I think Jeremy Clarkson has done the bit where you get complicated instructions over the phone and then confidently declare a half-assed solution to your mates multiple times.
LOL
When Clarkson ejects (launched) the patient from the back of his ambulance right through the window of the hospital. 😂
Edit: correction. It was Hammond, the one who launches a patient right through the windows.
And it was Clarkson's choice to use two-seater as an ambulance LMAO
Zeta, down on the floor: "Call an ambulance!"
*FWMC arrives*
Zeta, sweating profusely: "... but not for me."
2:35 "Oh we're missing two doors all of a sudden" lmaaooooo
They are very good at protecting your smile... Your well being is another whole story
FWMC's treatment is so harsh they made a cat ask to be put back on water
Zeta: I don't think it matters if i wear a seatbelt or not
Korone and Mumei: yes it does
American Ambulances: This is gonna cost me a fortune!
FuwaMoco Ambulances: [bites tongue]
I need an ambulance.
FWMC pulls up
I need a different ambulance not a trip to my early grave
*ambaulance
4:38 Americans about health insurance right now.
Healthcare not being the only reason not to get in the FWMC ambulance is terrifying, lol.
Imagine your medic talking to themselves in two different voices, id be scared as well
"in order to get healed, u have to be sick for real"
they're just making it sure.. 😂
Congratulations, you are being rescued.
Please do not resist.
0:23 tom and jerry ahh scream
You know its dangerous when a cat voluntarily wants to go into water.😂
Going back and watching this after Bae and Duck arrested them. Yeah...they couldn't Bau Bau their way out of their crimes...but they will break out of prison. They've already done it once.
You know it's really dangerous even the cat demand to put back into the water
Ok, but knowing that your doctor might be FWMC is a great motivator to avoid getting into so many accidents.
I assure you - the legend of the "incredible help" of these two doctors will live with us for a very long time
Damn are we sure FWMC weren’t American Doctors in their PL, because those prices are scary
The doggos I don't think need a very fast car... (even then they'd probably still be chaotic at 50mph)
They could be driving a tractor and all of society would be at DEFCON 1
no one gonna point out fubuki saying "you can perform a defibrilation in the car" while masturi is in the car but IN WATER ?
Ina actually defibrillated Biboo in a car in the water today, so yes it's possible
Possible in GTA, not IRL
They just left matsuri? Lol
She has brown hair, so she probably would have been ejected from the vehicle anyway.
@@davidwelch5021 absolutely
Whoever made the Twins the ambulance driver, really has a quota to fill in the morgue.
2:11 Put me back in the water LMAO 😂😂
"This is a scam" No shit Zeta, you have a hospital filled with gambling addicts
That 800,000 is for a new car.
I think Kronii has stopped working on anyone elses vehicles and now only does FWMC as it's a full time job.
1:30 The toughest choices require the strongest wills
You don't want to hear "LET'S GOOOOOO!!" from your ambulance driver...
It is amazing that Fuwamoco can apply cartoon physics to the vehicle they drive.
that very aggressive "OH YESS IT MATTERS!" from Mococo just added that additional funny tone to the entire conversation.
What if: you were having a medical emergency.
But: the ambulance siren was going “bau bau!”
"If I were down and I hear bau bau in the distance I'd rather just die right there" it says oh my gosh! Hahaha!!
There's nothing funnier than Fuwamoco ( the silliest members of hololive) being doctors. there like the 2 stooges
third stooge is whoever is unlucky enough to be their patient lol.
FWMC: are you calling for ambulance ma'am?
"no no no, I just love the ground so I hug them"
LMAO THE END SCREEN'S CAPTION GOT ME GUD
You enter the vehicle with just a broken bone, you come out with a concussion with a cracked skull, a few broken ribs and a broken spin and your organs rearranged.
10/10 experience with helldog twins take you on the highway to hell😂
Zeta : just put me back on water.
Is killing me 😂😂😂
First Mumei, then Korone, now Zeta.
3 days, 3 incidences, streak of 3 xD
Noted. If I ever hear "bau bau" in the distance coming toward me - I'm die, thank you foreva.
My favorite part is, after Zeta said it didn't matter if she wore a seatbelt, Mococo stifles a laugh and says "Oh yes, it matters." (2:00)
フワモコの暴走に呆れるゼータちゃん。😂😂
Irys, Pekora, Kanade, Korone, Mumei: "First time?"