i like how near the end, sans is unsure because he expects papyrus to gonna interrupt again, but that thought slowly fades away and he thinks he can finally play his theme, but then papyrus appears and chaos ensues
Which is frankly weird as hell to me, cuz nine times out of ten those roles are reversed. Also, in terms of seriousness, I don't think Sans is actually fully taking fighting you seriously. He knows he has to and knows he absolutely will never win, but if he takes the time to set up a prank and then waste your time with his "special attack," I highly doubt he's completely jokeless, even mere seconds away from death.
Btw, the one speaking for the player is Chara- @@D-15_Anims "A TOM?!? I HATE THOSE, HUMAN GIVE ME ONE ****ING MINUTE TO KILL THAT TOM" Player: ...Papyrus I already killed you. Pap: No you didn't! I'm sure I would've remembered something THAT dramatic! Player: *sigh*, Well since you have transcended all know human laws of time and science I won't even bother dusting you again. Pap: Ooooh, you DUSTED me. Yeah, I remember that. Pl: ... you what. YOU W H A T ? ! P: I remember you dusting me, but I dont remember you killing me! Pl: Oooh my birthday-cheese-stick, please tell me you're joking about that... P: I'm not.
Actually, I specifically avoided it because I want to leave it up to interpretation. I think it's funnier if you don't know what they're saying. Like in the "Mario and Luigi arguing" meme.
Sans:Bro, Can You Stop Interupting Our Battle I'm Tryna Dunk On This Kid For the Genocide Papyrus:Oh Shure Sans:Thank You. . . Wait A Minute How You Alive?
*Megalovania starts* *Bonetrousle interrupts* Sans: “Papyrus, what are you doing?” Papyrus: “NEVERMIND!” Sans: “Ookay…” *Megalovania resumes* *Bontrousle interrupts again* Sans: Papyrus, seriously, what are you doing?” Papyrus: “I’VE DISCOVERED BEING ANNOYING!!!” Sans: “Not now. I’m busy with something. Maybe you can be annoying later.” *Megalovania restarts* *BONETROUSLE BLASTS OUT EVERYONE’S EARDRUMS* Papyrus: “IT’S LATER NOW! I’VE COME TO BE ANNOYING!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!” Sans: “Papyrus! That’s not what I meant. You’re getting on my nerves.” Papyrus: “THIS IS PAYBACK FOR YOU PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH YOUR INCIDENTAL MUSIC!!!” Sans: “F*** this. Just f*** this whole thing.” Papyrus: “I AM GOING TO TELL UNDYNE THAT YOU SAID F***!”
Can people stop watching this crap that I make at 3 AM and put barely any effort into? This took me under an hour to make, yet it's got more views than a majority of my videos.
*it's a beautiful day outside. *birds are singing... flowers are blooming... *on days like these... kids like you... *S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n H *SANS! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? *uhh, paps, what are you doing here? *I HEARD INTENSE MUSIC AND CAME RUNNING! *that's- uhm- can you sit outside for a few seconds? *WHY? *just trust me. *OKAY! NYEH HEH HEH! *there we go. sorry about that kiddo. ahem... *S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i *I'M BAAAAACK! *i thought i asked you to stay outside for a few seconds. *YOU DID! IT'S BEEN A FEW SECONDS. *...okay. stay outside for... a while. *IF YOU SAY SO! *... *..... *....... *uhm... is he gonna... *... *okay, i think we're good now. *S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n H e *SANS! HOW LONG IS A WHILE? *paps, I swear to god-
**megolvania plays** “And kids like you…” **bonetrousle interrupts** “DINNERS READY!” “What?” “I SAID- DINNERS READY!” “Just- give me a second to finish this thing ok?” “Fine.” … … “Right, now where were we?” **megalovania starts back up**
**bonetrousle interrupts again** "bro why are you back" "ITS BEEN MORE THAN ONE SECOND COME EAT THE SPAGHETTI" "im in the middle of giving this kid a bad time could you wait please?" **papyrus leaves** **megalovania continues again**
@@mamenta*bonetrousle plays AGAIN* * SANS!!!! *witnesses the human getting blasted* * HUMAN!!!!! SANS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!! *sans talks about what is wrong with him, but in wingdings so Paps can’t understand* * What-? Did you just speak in beep noises-??? * Yup. Now, leave me the frick alone, so I can play my beautiful theme in peace.
Even if I was doing a genocide run, I'd still laugh at the situation and just reset to do a normal run again at that point since it reminded me of how it felt the first time around.
I like to imagine this is Sans hallucinating (or trolling us) that Papyrus is still there, interrupting the fight and Sans just does a perfect impression of Papyrus hence his voice being present.
This reminds me of the scene where the Human looks inside the kitchen sink and finds the Annoying dog with Sans’ special attack so Sans tries to get it back but fails so Papyrus plays Bonetrousle, causing Sans to say “papyrus stop plaguing my life with incidental music”
When you’re trying to end the life of a psychopathic murderer who wants to erase your world but the memory of your dead brother keeps popping in your head
0:39 i was like "CMOON WERE SO CLOSE TO THE DROP PAPYRUS WAIT A FEW MORE SECONDS" and then when i saw papyrus turn into a hoolahoop i burst out laughing 😂😂
*megalovania* -HEY SANS [P] -Papy you're in the wrong timeline, you're dead [S] -RIGHT. SORRY. [P] *Megalovani-* -What are you doing here [S] -I'M MAKING BREAKFAST, DO YOU WANT TOMATO, OR ALFREDO SAUCE - [P] -Ketchup, now let me get back to fixing the timeline [S] -OK [P] *Megalovania* -SANS THE DOG IS BACK [P] -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [S]
Papyrus: Hello SANS! Sans: bruh Papyrus Goodbye SANS! Sans: peace Papyrus HELLO AGAIN SANS! Sans: go away Papyrus GOODBYE Sans: phew Papyrus HELLO AGAIN SA- Sans: *i will genuinely capture you and send you to hell*
"Sans! Sans! This isn't right! It's-" "Papyrus, no. I need to kill the human." "But Sans-" "What, Papyrus? What is it?" "It's a neutral route, not a genocide one." "Oh."
I imagine this happening in a world like Wreck-It-Ralph, where all the characters in games are completely sapient, but all normally act according to their scripts for the sake of the player's entertainment. "Papyrus, you're supposed to be dead." "Oh yeah..." "Alright..." "..." "Papyrus, hey....What did I tell you?" "That I'm dead?" "Yeah... Start again." "..." "HEY, SANS! ...HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN I DO IT TO YOU?!" "I'm SUPPOSED TO be the mischievous one! It's my JOB to pester you!" "And I'm supposed to have my tragic fight with the human without you f?!?!ing killing the f?!?!ing mood!"
*megalovania plays* *bonetrousle interrupts* sans: "paps, can you leave for a whi- wait, how the f*** are you alive?" also sans: "oh, wait, im in the disbelief timeline papyrus: "the what?"
Dialogues: Sans:Papyrus? what ur doing here?!? Isn't you supposed to be dead by now? Papyrus: THAT'S A NEUTRAL ROUTE YOU BONEHEAD NYEH HEH HEH Sans:oh Sans:Paps what do you want im trying to fight the human. Papyrus:I WANT TO HELP YOU BROTHER! Sans:no. Papyrus:HEY SANS DO YOU WANT SOME SPAGHETTI? Sans:no bro im still fighting the human. Papyrus:BROTHER GO REST A LITTLE I SEE UR TIRED. Sans:no you motherfu--er im not tired yet go fu--ing out of here or I'll kill you! Papyrus:YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH#T HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING TO THE GREAT PAPYRUS?!? IM GONNA KILL YOU NOW!!! *And the battle between sans and Papyrus begins.*
Long ago, deep underground, 2 skeletons roamed. SANS, and PAPYRUS One day, they got into a tussle, arguing over CROSSWORDS or JUNIOR JUMBLES thus the war of crossjumbles began.
"HEY SANS HAVE YOU FINISHED RECALIBRATING THOSE PUZZLES???" "i'll do it later. i'm the middle of something right now." "OH OKAY BYE" "bye" "okay paps what is it now?" "I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOU ARE DOING EXACTLY" "killing the human" "OKAY" "WAIT SANS WHAT WHY STOP" "PAPS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK"
My interpretation: Sans: “Prepare yourself for a BAD TIME, ki-..” Papyrus: “Hello, Sans! What are you doin-“ Sans: “Pap, if you know what’s good for you, go away.” *Papyrus leaves* Sans: “Finally. Now, where were w-….” Papyrus: “Does the human want some spaghetti? And Sans, you need to pick up your sock!!” Sans: “I swear to god, Pap. Get out!” Papyrus: “Oh, fine!” *walks off with a huff.* Sans: “I’m not gonna do anything, because I know he’ll interrupt us.” *silence* Sans: “Huh. I guess he’s stopped now!” *Papyrus busts in with his spaghetti and basketballs* *Megalovania intensifies* Sans: “PAPYRUS, GET THE FRICK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GASTER BLAST YOU.” The Player/ Frisk/ Chara: “What the…HECK just happened.”
“hey sans! they did neutral no-mercy, they killed every boss and encounter but didn’t grind.” “uhhh… arent you a boss?” “oh yeah I forgot. “ *papyrus goes back do being dead* “uhhh so i guess i let you go?”
PAPYRUS: NO SANS DONT THINK THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY GOING TO KILL, I CHECKED AND THEY DELETED THE FILES THEY ARE DOING PACAFIST RUN!!! SANS: SHUT UP PAPS IM TRYING TO FIGHT
"Hey kind its time to-" "BE CAPTURED!" "Hey pap, didint you have something to do with alphys? Go now." "OKAY FINE BROTHER." "now...hes gone..wanna have a ba-" "SANS YOU FORGOT THE MAYONAISE-" "PAP YOU KNOW WE HAVE A MAYONAISE STASH-" *Mario and luigi arguing meme intensifies*
Attempt 1: Sans: (I won’t let the human get to the king-) Sans: paps? what are you doing here? Papyrus: I want to capture the human too! Sans: no. Attempt 2: Sans: (back to business… the human mustn’t go any-) Sans: again? i’m in the middle of something here, bro. Papyrus: Come on, let me join you! Sans: no. final answer. Attempt 3: Sans: (i know he’s gonna interrupt me again…) Sans: (or maybe not… good.) Sans: (now everything will go fairly, as it-) Papyrus: Fear not brother! I, the great Papyrus shall assist you! Sans: dammit papyrus i’m doing this on my own! Papyrus: We’re supposed to be in this together Sans, why won’t you let me? Sans: this is my fight and mine alone! Papyrus: Fine then. F**k you, I’m leaving… B***h.
Sans: goes exactly 16 seconds without getting interrupted and thinks he’s gonna finally be able to fight the human. Papyrus: THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES!
Papyrus:Sans sans! Sans:Not now paps. 20 seconds later... Papyrus:SANS! Sans:Papyrus I said not now Literally 10 seconds later... Papyrus:SANS Sans:PAPYRUS SHUT THE FUCK UP
Papyrus is trying warn sans that we are doing the neutral route, not the genocide one.
:O
Makes sense. Because he is alive
@@baileybhamjee8080 That's the reason I commented that, lol.
That's what I wanted to say🗿
“No no it’s ok, they spared a whimsum in the ruins”
i like how near the end, sans is unsure because he expects papyrus to gonna interrupt again, but that thought slowly fades away and he thinks he can finally play his theme, but then papyrus appears and chaos ensues
Then he kills papyrus the end
@@subx353dusttale if it was good:
kris
Your everywhere
Thanks for your comment kris whilst using the electronical device of which is owned by you and your fellow house inhabitors
"Sans! Sans! I wanna help you capture the human!"
"Papyrus, I'm killing the human, also, didn't they kill you?"
"OH, right!" *disintegrates into ash*
"NO WAIT"
Nice pfp
Edit: 😔
Imagine the trauma in sans face when he watches papyrus turn to ash.
plot twist: the human was that 1 guy who did a genocide route without killing papyrus
Sounds like a hard mode ending thing that happens when you get to sans
I like seeing these two act like actual siblings.
Sans is trying to be serious for once and Papyrus is being the annoying little brother.
Being 1 of 3 siblings, this is perfect.
@@LucasDoesScratch2*
@@HeracrossForUnite 3.
Which is frankly weird as hell to me, cuz nine times out of ten those roles are reversed.
Also, in terms of seriousness, I don't think Sans is actually fully taking fighting you seriously. He knows he has to and knows he absolutely will never win, but if he takes the time to set up a prank and then waste your time with his "special attack," I highly doubt he's completely jokeless, even mere seconds away from death.
@@IAmNumberOne1 Who is the third guy, then?
*Watching as Sans becomes slightly more annoyed with Papyrus fills you with determination.*
@ren._woods66 ❤️ [YES]
the turn tables have turned tables
598th like.. so close yet so far..
Papyrus is the type of guy to come back to life because he forgot that he’s dead.
Ye
Truer words have never been spoken
"Sans! You can't kill the human! He spared one monster"
"Yeah and that monster was Jerry"
"Oh ok you can kill it then"
“WAIT SANS! He actually spared two monsters!”
“That other monster was also Jerry”
“Oh then continue”
“HOLD ON A MINUTE SANS HE SPARED 3 MONSTERS”
“It was another jerry.”
“WHERE DO THESE GUYS EVEN COME FROM!? oh, and you can continue”
“WAIT SANS, THEY SPARED 4 MONSTERS THIS TIME!, except it’s a Tom”
Btw, the one speaking for the player is Chara-
@@D-15_Anims "A TOM?!? I HATE THOSE, HUMAN GIVE ME ONE ****ING MINUTE TO KILL THAT TOM"
Player: ...Papyrus I already killed you.
Pap: No you didn't! I'm sure I would've remembered something THAT dramatic!
Player: *sigh*, Well since you have transcended all know human laws of time and science I won't even bother dusting you again.
Pap: Ooooh, you DUSTED me. Yeah, I remember that.
Pl: ... you what. YOU W H A T ? !
P: I remember you dusting me, but I dont remember you killing me!
Pl: Oooh my birthday-cheese-stick, please tell me you're joking about that...
P: I'm not.
@@7Shadow4 flowey: I’m going back to dutches
0:45 Now that's what i call Brotherly conversation
I nearly broke into laughter because of you
"ALR SANS F--- YOU SH--HEAD"
“when i said give me a second i did not mean one second for once”
Missed opportunity to use the captions and make you see what they are saying.
Actually he still can use the captions if he wanted to
Actually, I specifically avoided it because I want to leave it up to interpretation. I think it's funnier if you don't know what they're saying. Like in the "Mario and Luigi arguing" meme.
@@SuperIsaiahOST understandable 🙂🙂🙂
@@SuperIsaiahOST 0:06 pap kinda busy here
@@SuperIsaiahOST Agreed, sometimes leaving things up for interpretation is the best way to go.
I could definitely see this as a joke battle in deltarune
Sans:Bro, Can You Stop Interupting Our Battle I'm Tryna Dunk On This Kid For the Genocide
Papyrus:Oh Shure
Sans:Thank You. . . Wait A Minute How You Alive?
Papyrus:Oh I’m not alive, I’m just a figment of your imagination because you’re really sad.
Sans:Oh
Papyrus: YOU SEE SANS, I PLACED A DUMMY, AND HUMAN REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ME!!!!!!!! MY PRANK SUCEEDED!!!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEE
@@Respear-HEHEHEEHEHE *dies* AHHHHH GOD NO
@@lemonadesnake Sans: PAP! OH YOU’VE REALLY DONE IT NOW HUMAN!
Sure*
I wonder how this would work as like an actual song, like transitioning abruptly but smoothly into bonetrousle and then slowly back into Megalovania
Disbelief papyrus:
@@Daniel-wu6pl what does this mean that theme is it’s own thing
Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans:
@@consume_arsenic (and papyru)
How dusttale really was made
NO
He did it because of papyrus, obviously
jesus christ, bro. maybe🤔
Bro This Is Rejuvenation
I like to imagine this as Chara just watching Sans muttering to himself and growing more and more insane
dusttale who
Genocide but you couldn't bring yourself to killing papyrus
But you left jerry alive so that makes up for it
*Megalovania starts*
*Bonetrousle interrupts*
Sans: “Papyrus, what are you doing?”
Papyrus: “NEVERMIND!”
Sans: “Ookay…”
*Megalovania resumes*
*Bontrousle interrupts again*
Sans: Papyrus, seriously, what are you doing?”
Papyrus: “I’VE DISCOVERED BEING ANNOYING!!!”
Sans: “Not now. I’m busy with something. Maybe you can be annoying later.”
*Megalovania restarts*
*BONETROUSLE BLASTS OUT EVERYONE’S EARDRUMS*
Papyrus: “IT’S LATER NOW! I’VE COME TO BE ANNOYING!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!”
Sans: “Papyrus! That’s not what I meant. You’re getting on my nerves.”
Papyrus: “THIS IS PAYBACK FOR YOU PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH YOUR INCIDENTAL MUSIC!!!”
Sans: “F*** this. Just f*** this whole thing.”
Papyrus: “I AM GOING TO TELL UNDYNE THAT YOU SAID F***!”
Instead of sans saying that I see paps getting annoyed for him not wanting to do that, so he says "ALR SANS, F-- YOU SH--HEAD"
Let papyrus say f*ck day exists for a reason
Can people stop watching this crap that I make at 3 AM and put barely any effort into? This took me under an hour to make, yet it's got more views than a majority of my videos.
no
Nau
Nah
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No lol
The Moment when you actually can understand them
*it's a beautiful day outside.
*birds are singing... flowers are blooming...
*on days like these... kids like you...
*S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n H
*SANS! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
*uhh, paps, what are you doing here?
*I HEARD INTENSE MUSIC AND CAME RUNNING!
*that's- uhm- can you sit outside for a few seconds?
*WHY?
*just trust me.
*OKAY! NYEH HEH HEH!
*there we go. sorry about that kiddo. ahem...
*S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i
*I'M BAAAAACK!
*i thought i asked you to stay outside for a few seconds.
*YOU DID! IT'S BEEN A FEW SECONDS.
*...okay. stay outside for... a while.
*IF YOU SAY SO!
*...
*.....
*.......
*uhm... is he gonna...
*...
*okay, i think we're good now.
*S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n H e
*SANS! HOW LONG IS A WHILE?
*paps, I swear to god-
This is the best dialogue for a video I've read 🤣
@@bigmax45 Thank you lol
revertosity is doing another SALOT ( saying a lot if things as ______ ) for undertale, you should submit this
@@little_sponge. I think it's a bit long for a SALOT, I appreciate it though lol
@@connmanw7953 I mean he did the hole skit so I'm sure it'll be fine.
sans: papyrus this isn't part of the script bro
Papyrus: THE GREAT PAPYRUS NEVER DIES NYEH HEH HEH
We need a full version of this but everytime papyrus interrupts Sans gets more angry or annoyed. 😂
**megolvania plays**
“And kids like you…”
**bonetrousle interrupts** “DINNERS READY!”
“What?”
“I SAID- DINNERS READY!”
“Just- give me a second to finish this thing ok?”
“Fine.”
…
…
“Right, now where were we?” **megalovania starts back up**
**bonetrousle interrupts again**
"bro why are you back"
"ITS BEEN MORE THAN ONE SECOND COME EAT THE SPAGHETTI"
"im in the middle of giving this kid a bad time could you wait please?"
**papyrus leaves**
**megalovania continues again**
*bonestroule start again*
Sans:OH MY GOD
Papyrus:IS MORE THAN ONE SECOND U IDIOT EAT NOW
Sans:AFTER THIS BATTLE
Sans:finnally where we are again?
@@mamenta*bonetrousle plays AGAIN*
* SANS!!!! *witnesses the human getting blasted*
* HUMAN!!!!! SANS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
*sans talks about what is wrong with him, but in wingdings so Paps can’t understand*
* What-? Did you just speak in beep noises-???
* Yup. Now, leave me the frick alone, so I can play my beautiful theme in peace.
Papyrus: "you keep annoying me with your jokes, so I'm annoying you!"
POV: Sans isn’t lazy and punishes you in the neutral route
The beeps at the end tho😭 Papyrus pissed as hell
Megalovania but Papyrus doesn’t want sans to kill the human
"LOOK BROTHER IM A GHOST AND A SKELETON NOW AKA *THE COOLEST MONSTER OF ALL TIME* "
DustTale Papyrus
Even if I was doing a genocide run, I'd still laugh at the situation and just reset to do a normal run again at that point since it reminded me of how it felt the first time around.
I like to imagine this is Sans hallucinating (or trolling us) that Papyrus is still there, interrupting the fight and Sans just does a perfect impression of Papyrus hence his voice being present.
This reminds me of the scene where the Human looks inside the kitchen sink and finds the Annoying dog with Sans’ special attack so Sans tries to get it back but fails so Papyrus plays Bonetrousle, causing Sans to say “papyrus stop plaguing my life with incidental music”
It was Papyrus’s special attack
Lol
@@TedzillaIsVeryCool whoosh
Reverse tale wher papyrus older than sans
"I think it was..."
"Shhh, you are dead!"
"Ok!" *drills into ground
"What's up, ya wankas? Who's up for a- what the bloody hell just happened?"
@@dagurtheone3969The Papyrus is dead.
0:46 ok but this one line is too brutal
this feels so much like an interaction that would actually happen in game
this is the definitive ut: rejuvenation battle theme
When you’re trying to end the life of a psychopathic murderer who wants to erase your world but the memory of your dead brother keeps popping in your head
Relatable
@@Kiwi19865 🤨
@@Kiwi19865😟
As dead brother who do interrupt fight I can say
Get Some BIT-
Pov: Michael Afton
0:39 i was like "CMOON WERE SO CLOSE TO THE DROP PAPYRUS WAIT A FEW MORE SECONDS" and then when i saw papyrus turn into a hoolahoop i burst out laughing 😂😂
This is how it feels to have two catchy songs stuck in your head at the same time
0:46 is a trillion times funnier if you hear the beeps as curse words
*megalovania*
-HEY SANS [P]
-Papy you're in the wrong timeline, you're dead [S]
-RIGHT. SORRY. [P]
*Megalovani-*
-What are you doing here [S]
-I'M MAKING BREAKFAST, DO YOU WANT TOMATO, OR ALFREDO SAUCE - [P]
-Ketchup, now let me get back to fixing the timeline [S]
-OK [P]
*Megalovania*
-SANS THE DOG IS BACK [P]
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [S]
This is probably the first time I have actually seen Sans being mad at Papyrus and not the other way around
The voice censure got me my shit out laughing
“Bleep bleep” I really felt that bro…
i love how sans's smile kept getting lower every time papyrus appears
The sensor beeps at the end got me bro
I love the sans eyes making sure he doesn't get interrupted again
Sans:bro what mode are we?
Paps:neutral!!!
Sans:"teleports to snowdin"
The fucking bleeps made me laugh for 2 minutes straight
Papyrus: Hello SANS!
Sans: bruh
Papyrus Goodbye SANS!
Sans: peace
Papyrus HELLO AGAIN SANS!
Sans: go away
Papyrus GOODBYE
Sans: phew
Papyrus HELLO AGAIN SA-
Sans: *i will genuinely capture you and send you to hell*
Megalovania but papyrus forgot he's suppost to be dead
0:32 Like how Sans expression change to big smile because he think Papyrus wont again Interrupting him
the fact that i knew that the ending was gonna be like that
"Sans! Sans! This isn't right! It's-"
"Papyrus, no. I need to kill the human."
"But Sans-"
"What, Papyrus? What is it?"
"It's a neutral route, not a genocide one."
"Oh."
Im sorry buddy, but thus is not your best angle 0:05 😭 also is no one ganna tapk about the bleeps at the end or what?
I imagine this happening in a world like Wreck-It-Ralph, where all the characters in games are completely sapient, but all normally act according to their scripts for the sake of the player's entertainment.
"Papyrus, you're supposed to be dead."
"Oh yeah..."
"Alright..."
"..."
"Papyrus, hey....What did I tell you?"
"That I'm dead?"
"Yeah... Start again."
"..."
"HEY, SANS! ...HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN I DO IT TO YOU?!"
"I'm SUPPOSED TO be the mischievous one! It's my JOB to pester you!"
"And I'm supposed to have my tragic fight with the human without you f?!?!ing killing the f?!?!ing mood!"
*megalovania plays*
*bonetrousle interrupts*
sans: "paps, can you leave for a whi- wait, how the f*** are you alive?"
also sans: "oh, wait, im in the disbelief timeline
papyrus: "the what?"
Dialogues:
Sans:Papyrus? what ur doing here?!?
Isn't you supposed to be dead by now?
Papyrus: THAT'S A NEUTRAL ROUTE YOU BONEHEAD NYEH HEH HEH
Sans:oh
Sans:Paps what do you want im trying to fight the human.
Papyrus:I WANT TO HELP YOU BROTHER!
Sans:no.
Papyrus:HEY SANS DO YOU WANT SOME SPAGHETTI?
Sans:no bro im still fighting the human.
Papyrus:BROTHER GO REST A LITTLE I SEE UR TIRED.
Sans:no you motherfu--er im not tired yet go fu--ing out of here or I'll kill you!
Papyrus:YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH#T HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING TO THE GREAT PAPYRUS?!?
IM GONNA KILL YOU NOW!!!
*And the battle between sans and Papyrus begins.*
That's how the dialogues should look like:
Long ago, deep underground, 2 skeletons roamed.
SANS, and PAPYRUS
One day, they got into a tussle, arguing over CROSSWORDS or JUNIOR JUMBLES thus the war of crossjumbles began.
Canon papyrus talking to fanon sans convincing sans not to kill the human because he’s “Genocided too many universes”:
"HEY SANS HAVE YOU FINISHED RECALIBRATING THOSE PUZZLES???"
"i'll do it later. i'm the middle of something right now."
"OH OKAY BYE"
"bye"
"okay paps what is it now?"
"I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOU ARE DOING EXACTLY"
"killing the human"
"OKAY"
"WAIT SANS WHAT WHY STOP"
"PAPS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK"
"SANS, DON'T KILL THE HUMAN! THIS IS THE WRONG ROUTE!"
Papyrus just wanted to capture the human but sans just don't want papyrus in danger
”P-Papyrus! But you are dead!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-”
Dis needs more views
It already has more views than the last several videos I've made... All of which had a LOT more effort put in them than this one.
@@SuperIsaiahOST worship the RUclipsr algorithm and it shall give you rewards
Sans: Papyrus is dead
Papyrus: I think-
Sans: shhh, you are dead
Papyrus: ok
*you feel Papyrus crawling on your back.
*you tell him to stop.
Sans would never harm his brother...
_but the temptation is always there._
And this was how Dust sans au was created folks.
*You’re gonna have a ba-*
IT IS I THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
My interpretation:
Sans: “Prepare yourself for a BAD TIME, ki-..”
Papyrus: “Hello, Sans! What are you doin-“
Sans: “Pap, if you know what’s good for you, go away.”
*Papyrus leaves*
Sans: “Finally. Now, where were w-….”
Papyrus: “Does the human want some spaghetti? And Sans, you need to pick up your sock!!”
Sans: “I swear to god, Pap. Get out!”
Papyrus: “Oh, fine!” *walks off with a huff.*
Sans: “I’m not gonna do anything, because I know he’ll interrupt us.”
*silence*
Sans: “Huh. I guess he’s stopped now!”
*Papyrus busts in with his spaghetti and basketballs*
*Megalovania intensifies*
Sans: “PAPYRUS, GET THE FRICK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GASTER BLAST YOU.”
The Player/ Frisk/ Chara: “What the…HECK just happened.”
You missed the opportunity to say (get the frisk out of here
average sans and papyrus genocide fight fan game
Next thing you know sans either throws papyrus at a wall, out a window or out the door 😂
The school presentation run throughs: (normal megalovania)
The actual presentation:
0:40 sans scolds papyrus about his alchohol addiction
“hey sans! they did neutral no-mercy, they killed every boss and encounter but didn’t grind.”
“uhhh… arent you a boss?”
“oh yeah I forgot. “
*papyrus goes back do being dead*
“uhhh so i guess i let you go?”
This is pretty funny, I like that you didn’t add subtitles and left it up to interpretation
Papyrus: I DARE YOU TO TRY A BITE OF SPAGHETTI!
Rejuvenation moment
Sans at the end: Papyrus wtf I'm tryna be edgy!!
0:39 LOL WHEN THEY STARTED ARGUING !!!
You could say...
Papyrus is going too far-
PAPYRUS: NO SANS DONT THINK THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY GOING TO KILL, I CHECKED AND THEY DELETED THE FILES THEY ARE DOING PACAFIST RUN!!!
SANS: SHUT UP PAPS IM TRYING TO FIGHT
This is why sans only play megalovania once papyrus was dead
HEY SANS, KNOCK KNOCK
* aren't you supposed to be dead?
MY DEATH WAS.. GREATLY EXXAGGERATED. KNOCK KNOCK, SANS.
* fine, bro. who's there?
INTERRUPTING PAPYRUS
* dude that's my jo-
NYEHEHEHEHEHHEH
0:45 it's looking like Papyrus will have a bad time
"Hey kind its time to-"
"BE CAPTURED!"
"Hey pap, didint you have something to do with alphys? Go now."
"OKAY FINE BROTHER."
"now...hes gone..wanna have a ba-"
"SANS YOU FORGOT THE MAYONAISE-"
"PAP YOU KNOW WE HAVE A MAYONAISE STASH-"
*Mario and luigi arguing meme intensifies*
I like how his smile slowly fades bit by bit as papyrus keeps interrupting 😂
at the end I do believe papyrus or sans might have said something....... not kid friendly.....
I surely wasn’t having an great time while papyrus was interrupting me! Thanks a lot Papyrus 💀😒
Attempt 1:
Sans: (I won’t let the human get to the king-)
Sans: paps? what are you doing here?
Papyrus: I want to capture the human too!
Sans: no.
Attempt 2:
Sans: (back to business… the human mustn’t go any-)
Sans: again? i’m in the middle of something here, bro.
Papyrus: Come on, let me join you!
Sans: no. final answer.
Attempt 3:
Sans: (i know he’s gonna interrupt me again…)
Sans: (or maybe not… good.)
Sans: (now everything will go fairly, as it-)
Papyrus: Fear not brother! I, the great Papyrus shall assist you!
Sans: dammit papyrus i’m doing this on my own!
Papyrus: We’re supposed to be in this together Sans, why won’t you let me?
Sans: this is my fight and mine alone!
Papyrus: Fine then. F**k you, I’m leaving… B***h.
Sans beating the fuck out of frisk because they killed his brother
Meanwhile his brother bothering him during the battle 💀
0:42 I can already tell that this is someone’s wallpaper
Love the detail where Papyrus is swearing at Sans at the end of the video 😂😂😂
I think, he's confused (papyrus I mean.)
This is what happens when you killl everyone, BUT Papyrus
This feels like something that would actually happen in game
Sans: goes exactly 16 seconds without getting interrupted and thinks he’s gonna finally be able to fight the human.
Papyrus: THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES!
it feels like the songs follow them around
"Papyrus, what are you doing here?"
"Sans, you can't kill the human, did you see that froggit he spared?"
"Just let me do my job"
Imagine this is what would have happened if you killed absolutely everyone but papyrus
Papyrus:Sans sans!
Sans:Not now paps.
20 seconds later...
Papyrus:SANS!
Sans:Papyrus I said not now
Literally 10 seconds later...
Papyrus:SANS
Sans:PAPYRUS SHUT THE FUCK UP