Track Testing My Cheap, Unreliable BMW Products (OF COURSE THEY BOTH BROKE)
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Not the Wizards fault.
The wizard is 99% efective
Yeah but Tyler is 100% efficient at braking things
😂😂😂 well played wizard
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezard
😂😂😂😂😂
At this point Hoovie is just finding creative ways to give the Weeeezard/Ninja money.
@Martin Sabol. The wizard has made exceptions in the past for other clients
At this point I believe all three of them are just money laundering.
@Martin Sabol. Lol, sad part is boats are bigger money pits than hoopties. So this money train goes deeper than we know. Be funny if there was a boat mechanic that wizard filmed himself going to.
Tyler would be better just dump the cars and hand money over the wizard and ninga.
Wizard's enterprise is expanding......thanks to Hoovies
"Look at all this rust"
Me, who lives in the northeast: "Wow, that's pretty clean under there!"
I had a couple cars scrapped because of rust 😂😂
I was thinking the same thing. Not much rust at all.
Y'all saw rust?? 😳
@@thebossnittany I have one now that the rust is slowly devouring. Midwest winter road salt.
It’s cleaner under there than most vehicles of about 3 years around me.
Today Tyler learns the pain of being both a driver AND team owner.....
This is an extremely underrated comment. Also where is the guy who should be saying there is no replacement for displacement.
Ah yes. Hoovie and his hoopties..
Spoken like someone who knows Bob McL. I can speak from experience on this having owned a racing prep shop/team and raced throughout. We specialized in FF/F2000 & Sports 2000 in SCCA. Tyler got a taste, the question is, will he do it again???
@@bryancohn9406 For his wallets and children's college fund I hope not! :)
He's the Ed Carpenter of hoopties
Car: No Oil in engine.
Hoovie: HAvE yOU tRIeD sTaRtIng iT AgAIn??
Do you remember the video when he brought the Mini to the Ninja? It ran out of oil, he had a spare jug in the car, but he decided just to keep driving anyway because he "didn't have too far to go"! I guess it's a pattern for him.....
This!!!! Maybe rev it a bit too. I half expected them to not even add the oil for the last lap. >_<
Never ceases to amaze me his lack of respect for proper oil of a car.
Anything to help destroy the mini is good
@@bobmcl2406 all that RUclips money
@@bobmcl2406 🤦🏽♂️Rev it up too just to be sure
It was a pleasure “helping” you break your BMW products. Sorry I wasn’t more effective. 😂
"I was wrecked into!"
But you _did_ break it, so: "Mission failed, successfully!"
There's a dipstick end located somewhere in the oil pan/oil pump. I feel like you did an outstanding job.
Well done, Tonto!
You said don't use a 1st Gen mini as a track car but they are fantastic track cars when done right I've tracked mine and daily it with minimal issues with both situations
Ninja just sent the rookie on a Dumpster dive , not even a second later I GOT A SPARE ONE ... legendary
If I had a rookie and they made a mistake, they will be fixing it without using my spare. They need to learn somehow.
Much respect to the owner of that 812 for actually driving it
its V12 sound sure is glorious!
He had it out there a few weeks ago as well
@@bryancohn9406 Definitely 812 Superfast
@@bryancohn9406 There is no such thing as ferrari A12...
8 and A sound the same.
@@bryancohn9406 I didn’t think you would argue this. A simple google search would have shown you there’s no such thing as an A12. You’ve just been mis-hearing 812 as A12. Before you argue again, look it up Mr. Skip Barber.
Sometimes I feel like your neighbors wake up get their coffee and look out their windows and say “ what the hell is he up too now”
I’ve always wondered what the neighborhood thinks lol
Lmao for real 🤣🤣🤣
He did mention that his neighbor had the ZL1, presumably the one we saw being towed behind T-Rex there. So at least one neighbor isn't weirded out at least 😁
I used to have a neighbor like that. Turns out he was hittin' the meth pretty hard. Wondered why he never slept...
Each episode I sort of wonder the same thing about the neighbors.
“That’s the marijuana pipe” omg ninja I died
I only have one like to give, but I wish I could give this so many more..
He certainly has an idea how to grip it aswell :D
“Wow ok, elaborate...” 😂😂😂
The bubbling as well lol
Well his native country is for the (illegal)weed in the Europe same as Colombia is for the snow in the US
The good thing about Hoovie continuing to spend money on BMW products is we get to see Ninja, which is always a treat.
Ooh ninja has a crush 😻
He has his own channel for more ninja ♥️
@@-DC- ninja is cool though I like wizard better though
@@jasonmoncusgundinamo1811 I like the Wizard too, they both add a lot to the channel.
There’s always “those guys” who just stand around the open hood acting like they’re helping 😂
Hahaha
:) Can't use all of your socket wrenches at once either.
It's called empathy. I broke down on the motorway in a VW convertible, and a whole coach of people slowed down to laugh at me. Those type of people are known as cunts.
That's me....I'm one of "Those Guys!".......I LOOK like I'm helping.....I'm not helping! LOL!
It's called a bonnet party, perfectly legit.
You need to modify a legit hooptie to race in Lemons. Get your mechanic friends in on it and maybe the car will live lol.
^THIS!!!!!!
upvote
Countach track car 😍
Yes
Imagine all the hilarity that will inevitably ensue.
4:46 You know your car is in good hands when the drive goes to the wrong side to get in!🤣
I mean, it's Origins are from Great Britain 😜
It was hilarious when Elliot went to the passenger side to get in.
Hoovie at a track day: 🚗💨💸💨💸💨
Hoovie’s mechanics afterwards: 🤑💎🤑💎
Ninja: “it’s a marijuana pipe”
Hoovie’s reaction: this is a PG show
Love the fact that all of you guys just know each other, between ninja, wizard, Elliot, jr and the other Tyler your neighbor. You all just kind of float in and out of each other’s videos and it’s great.
And JOHN ROSS
Seems Kansas has a lot of automotive RUclipsrs. Can't say I blame them - doesn't seem to be much else to do in Kansas.
Blame? Id never party w you buzzkill
It is awesome having good friends all into killing and fixing cars!
It also helps that Kansas has a relatively low cost of living so you can afford to do stupid stuff with cars.
I'm surprised the Car Wizard didn't pay for your track day. Seems like it would be a sound investment for him.
That’s because the Wizard HATES modern BMWs and refuses to work on them, which is why Hoovie has Johnny the Car Ninja.
William Mulvaney the stock charge pipe blew off because he put the car into kill mode and all he had to do was re-install it within like 5 minutes. Sure the mechanic should’ve known better, but when your making 400+ horsepower in these engines you need aluminum charge pipes it’s basic knowledge.
@@BumpTune8462 I cant believe that he ran the stock charge pipe, everyone knows that you should upgrade that before even running stage one
Imagine hoovie actually fully repaired this BMW and fixed the tune. He'd have himself one hell off a fun car
Yea until another bmw part breaks.
@@rydingwithryan493 yhh that's true but with good maintenance they can be reliable cars
Knock on wood but my e90 335i n55 has been an excellent/reliable vehicle! Its on a stage 2 + tune w/ upgraded IC, CAI, DP, 1 step colder plugs for over 55,000 miles of its life with no major problems! The only things I've had to fix on it is your well known bmw issues such as water pump, and power steering pump crapping out on me but those aren't terrible to DIY. Overall I would highly recommend one with the exception of making sure that all the routine maintenance has been done on it!
The tune is actually fine, he's just using the wrong one (Map 6 is what he was on at first, that's a user defined map for diagnostics and troubleshooting).
@HooviesGarage read this: www.n54tech.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10605
Map 0 - stock mode, can read OBD when idle
Map 1 - "low boost, 91 octane"
Map 2 - "Highish boost, 93 octane"
Map 3 - Meth map
Map 4 - Stock with boost gauge
Map 5 - Autotuning (best map without meth)
Map 6/7 don't ever use
Map 8 - 128i mode!
He doesn’t deserve this car. It looks well modded for track, just needs a competent owner.
This stupid Bmw bashing is really turning me off from hoovie. I get it’s the “dumbest car channel” but when you blame the manufacturer in the title several times you’re pretending to not be dumb.
Can’t have it both ways.
When the track staff see Hoovie coming, they know to have the fluid cleanup crew standing by.
i dont understand that over here when u go to the nurburgring 90% of the cars are bimmers and atleast half of the ring taxis are bimmers but tyler cant even drive out of his driveway without breaking his bimmers
USDM vs EUDM,
Plus I'm fairly sure car enthusiasts over there take better care of what they have.
We drive more miles because of longer distances, so problems develop quicker
*beemers
@@stuartpickles6907 BMW cars are bimmers.
Well, first of, only street legal cars can enter the touristenfahrten.
Second, most cars there have to go through the TUV inspection (Which is why there are no shitboxes in germany, they are very strict with safety and everything needs to be perfect or else your car is not readworthy).
Ninja: "I don't think it's gonna break."
Hoovie [in Barney Stinson voice]: "Challenge accepted."
Didnt really break tho intercooler hose just slipped off cause it was installed wrong SUPER easy fix u can do it anywhere as long as u got a screwdriver
Anybody that's old enough to remember, will think that Hoovie (in a racing helmet) looks like The Great Gazoo from The Flintstones.
Harvey Korman
French stewart, third rock from the sun
Hehe on point description right there
Hoovie: *owns a Mercedes SLS*
Also Hoovie: *marvels at the speed of a 135*
They’re rockets tho
"Immediately chasing down an E36 M3.. Which should be easy.."
Famous last words.
Twice the horsepower and half the talent...😂
E36 M3 is slow......
Come on a 335d could out run hoovie on a track. he has all the skill and grace on the corners of a 16 year old in a supermarket carpark
@@srao6480 pff. Try catching an EU Spec M3 with a good driver in some bends. You will be surprised what that "slow car" is capeable off ;)
@@shadowfoxy3776 yeah the "EU spec" is the entire difference lol
so basically you didn't check the oil level in the mini before tracking? what
He really doesn’t know how to look after cars. His mechanical sympathy is non-existent. Deliberately breaks them then complains they’re unreliable.
I wonder if he even checks tire pressures and brake pads+fluid.
And then sent the car back out on track for abuse after the dipstick fell into the sump.
@@sparky4878 He is not SO inept. He does this deliberately, which is a real shame.
I'm sure they checked the oil, but it probably has other issues.
Rip out the tune, solve the check engine lights, reinstall tune
The BMW man himself!
As a mechanic I felt Ninja's subdued rage energy so hard. When you are smiling but your eyes say "kill"
Funny thing i noticed: Almost every time you've done a heavy pull in a car (Only noticed recently with the Corvette and now the BMW) they have cold engines. Doesn't bode too well for engine reliability
That’s what I’m saying. He doesn’t have any mechanical sympathy
@@dogchainsaw3923 agree. It makes me wince how he drives a car. I only hope he does this just for videos, on the cheaper cars, and not how he treats all the fleet.
I had the impression they were waiting in line with their engines running, at least a few minutes idling should have warmed things up a bit
Towing a ZL1 with a TRX is goals af
He’s got a channel too! Go check out @Tyler Potter
Preach
It's my rolling 401k down the road 😂
@@TylerPotter lol hmmm 🤔
@@TylerPotter so you're hoovies camera man when his cars break on the track lol?
Important tech tip...if you blow a charge pipe off...DO NOT keep driving hard! You WILL overspeed the turbos and you stand a very good chance of blowing one up, or at minimum reducing the life by quite a bit.
Hoovy: "I have double the horsepower..."
MX5 driver: " The answer is always Miata!"
Hoovy: 'Unapproving noises'
It's a recursive acronym.
Miata
Is
Always
The
Answer
Looked like someone thought they were in a different country. Yes I saw Elliot try to enter passenger side of the mini🤣
😂🤦🏻♂️
The correct side. Someone put the wheel on the wrong side of that car.
@@sparky4878 You have to if you want to drive on the right side of the road. Right is right!
Honestly for some reason I was thinking the steering wheel was on the right side too before he even walked there
@@sparky4878 Wrong. Imagine not driving on the RIGHT side of the road. Tuff scene
Imagine having to drop the whole front end to replace a turbo. German engineering at it's finest.
E90 timing chains on the 4cyl diesels are even worse
Doug: German engineering *holds hands out wide*
They didn't use to be like that. I've just bought a 1994 E class convertible, it think if I keep on top of the corrosion ,it'll last another 25 years.
@@shaunportlock4924 basically after 2000. when they started to "modernize"
@@hjy2187418 yep.
So quick to hate on an old BMW....Then a quick charge pipe fix and you’re back in love!
"This is the marijuana pipe"
"That's elaborate"
😂😂😂
13:37 the worst! racing line on all automotive RUclips ladies and gentlemen.
That's the joys of the American modding scene.
Replace everything with aftermarket crap and have a car that costs twice as much and breaks twice as often
And the other side of the car scene is having a fucked up priced fast car to go in a straight line for 10000 miles
So true. Every replacing german parts with "upgraded" chinese parts
at 1:55 we learn that Ninja has an amazing sense of humor with deadpan delivery. I legitimately spit coffee out of my nose on that one.
Love that MC40, she isn't the fastest for sure but definitely not the slowest...
The biggest mystery of all is how the ninjas shop floor is so clean. Like does he have a decontamination team mop the floor with bleach and oil removal products every evening.
Professional work shops have a cleaning machine - like in hospitals or supermarkets.
If you clean daily, or every few days it is easy to clean, especially if you are willing to use harsh chemical cleaners. Eximo concrete cleaner works great also. You brush it on, let it sit, and like magic oil stains disappear. The only thing, its not cheap, but you really don't need a lot either.
Yes.
Floor cleaner you ride on
If you clean it often, it's not an issue.
Tyler getting so excited when his car does exactly what it was supposed to do after he spent thousands of dollars to make sure it did...🤣
"I tried cussing in every language possible." Best line ever. 😂
There have been days where I'm working on one of my cars, and I've cursed in english, klingon, and romulan. I'm going to learn to curse in other languages too. It seems to help. 🤣
Every time Tyler gets passed by a Miata is so funny to me idk why lol
@William Mulvaney and get zero views, we love to see his cars fail. Made his channel.
They are one of the finest cars built in the last 120 years.
Zoom zoom.
@William Mulvaney would probably survive a nuclear holocaust
“I don’t think it’s gonna break “ 😂😂😂
To be fair, the boost pipe wasn't a factory part. (I'm assuming it was replaced as part of the mods the previous owner did).
It’s cool to see some track content like this and have the 135 put through its paces through some corners not just on a strip.
Yes indeed. Hearing those high rev engines passing hoovie is very cool.
And also appreciate car ninjas' work. It didn't break!
@@chiluco2000 if you put in the work the cars are great reliable well built fast handle good just keep on top of maintenance and you'll be ok every like 12 -15k miles spark plugs stuff like that
No one is going to mention this man is an absolute menace on the track?!?! 🤣
Don't talk about Hoovie like that.
Doesn't help that he's constantly shuffling his hands around the wheel
I love it. He will improve I have faith in him.
ah another armchair Project Cars driver, this is real kid not pixels
right?! it was really refreshing to see a RUclipsr drive that fearlessly for once lol. and honestly, he seems to be a better driver than he gives himself credit for, at least judging from the footage shown. I had no idea he was this mad on the track tbh, but I love it haha.
"It not only survived, it thrived!" 😂
If you are planning to track them more definitely need seats, because those are not helping you at all! And perhaps a few instruction laps to look less afraid and help to hold the wheel correct, will make huge difference ✌
I'd say the BMW was pretty reliable if a hose clamp was the most of your issues LOL.
BMW uses the stupidest hose clamp design I've ever seen, everybody just uses the standard ones you can get at home depot.
Oh!!! The old problem with the turbo valve that rupture. The valve is fine but the membrane is ruptured, had the same thing with my car.
Hoovie, you got to warm up your cars before flooring them and they'll last. Especially turbocharged ones
He’s a goof he doesn’t know better
Also let the turbo cool properly after a drive before switching the engine off. He’s a danger to cars.
Great to see you at the track, need more of these videos.
Please take the Ferrari and Lamborghini out on the track
If you're having trouble chasing down cars of a similar or lesser specification you might want to try the UUHP class of tyres. Chances are you have all the power, but an inappropriately low level of lateral grip for the high speed corners track driving requires.
I laughed out loud at "the dip stick is broken"
They all do that
I know the reason for the breakdowns.
The BMW engines miss the 102 octane in Germany 😉
lmaoooo, the octane must make all that plastic work so much better
😅😅😅
@@Motorsportsgeek. 😅😅😅
@@Motorsportsgeek. Several months ago, I commented (on another YT video) that both BMW & Mercedes are continuing to survive in the automotive marketplace by living off of their PAST reputations (from 20-25+ years ago) for building quality vehicles. Their later/newer model cars are over-priced, hyper-computerized pieces of plasticized junk! The BMW & MB "groupies" tried to come for me. 😅😅😅
@@SoundScientist1 well i daily a c350 awd and its good. Only intake has crap plastic flaps otherwise its a tank compared to bmw crap
Wrong door Elliott, haha!!
Tyler, remember the basics: slow in, fast out! And keep your hands in fixed position as much as you can! ;)
And maybe drop the tire pressures 3 lbs.
@@terrylessmann2274 Indeed!
Soooo that's why the Ninja is so chill @ 1:53! LMAO! Love it!!!
I like Elliot's " I'm a little teapot " stance with arms akimbo.
😂
Engineerd to not drive in the United States, these cars are good. But you have to maintain it properly. The huge difference between the States and German are the annual inspection.
Same for inspections here in the UK. The number of cars I’ve seen on this channel and thought how that wouldn’t be allowed on the road here but seems legal there. I know it varies from state to state, but can’t believe some don’t have inspections. It’s scary.
@@sparky4878 Somehow we've survived without government overlords.
@@LG123ABC Actually, a lot more of you dont it seems, according to accident statistics. Now, one could debate if that is a price worth paying for less involvement, but that is a different matter.
Nice save Elliot on going to the Mini’s passenger door. Remember, new Mini’s are German not British
I was smiling so big when the 135 finished strong! I loved the Ninja's confidence when he said "I don't think it's gonna break." Great work and a great engine!
Tyler : Paid off his Lamborghini loans.
Also Tyler : Taking 2 cars to the track to break them down.
I love that you have an ongoing PSA about BMW engineering.
Another video of Tyler complaining and breaking down in a BMW? Totally unexpected! 😂😂😂
3:27 Mike chasing after Ben with his camera lol
Love seeing someone use their 812 on the track.
Hoovie: “yesss I fixed my car, now let’s take it to the track to kill it!”
The dipstick breaking on r53's is super common, dont order the craven speed one, get one from autozone, they come metal for alot less
"when you let the s2000 pass you, you know the bimmer's doggin"... not realizing the s2000 is one of the fastest track weapons of all time, in capable hands and a short track it can outrun almost anything.
"Look, there is no oil showing on the dipstick."
Starts up the engine and starts revving it.
*facepalm*
The guy has a Mercedes SLR, lambos and rolls Royces.
He doesnt give a sh!t.
@@alphatrion100 which is fine but don’t blame these cars for “failing”. Some of us would like to sell theirs one day and this stupid stuff isn’t obvious to many (judging by the comments).
Ahahahahaha I’m f dead. Weed pipe 😂
"He crashed his BMW so he is more than qualified to drive my BMW........."
OMG that Ferrari sounded AMAZING!
cant say for sure about the 135 but we found with the e90 335's if you had less than a quarter tank of gas during a track session you get fuel starvation at the in tank pump in high speed corners, being direct injection if the dme saw any pressure loss to the high pressure pump it would put the car into limp mode.
Glad it finally became the track monster it is! Good on you for taking it out to the track!
**Laughs in Lamborghini donuts in the snow**
@@RyanKlapperich 😂 YES!
The track surface looks so wonderful compared to the last time I ran on it! Also, doing 100 in the back straight really points out the difference between cars and bikes there, I would usually hit 130 there (on an 05 R1).
and Hoovie went 120. quite close then :)
@@HazewinDog I swore he said 100. I will have to check it out again.
Right after he said 100 he said 120 but I can see why you missed it.
I stand corrected. Now I see why that BMW 135i is the best BMW in past decade with those mods. The WOT must feel like riding a rocket off the edge of the Earth.
Hey Elliot, that 710 cap is sitting on the valve cover, lol
“I don’t think it’s gonna break”
Yeah, it’s gonna break.
Car ninja "it's a marijuana pipe".
As I sit here grinding up some bud watching this video, "he knows".
Ok that Ferraris exhaust 😳
Yeah I want Elliott driving my car 4:45 um have you EVER gone to passenger side of a car? God help you two on track day😝👏
Hoovie, why did you break my MINI? lol. Dipstick breaking off in the tube, that's a new one!
That's just a sign for all over bad quality
Common problem on these Minis, you could see it was ready to break when they pulled it out, but like morons they put it back in and then it broke off.
Every time Tyler goes to the track it costs him like 15 grand, so that’s why we have like 3-4 of these types of vids 😂
I know older BMW s are a tuff car to own but i did love mine an E46 . had tons of issues so much so i had to let it go after a few years but one day ill buy a e46 for $1500 an put 20k into it ....some day
Lessons learned from this channel, never ever but a BMW out of warranty.
When you start talking about Boost I thought it was chocolate or vanilla. 🤣🤣🤣
i think you need a bit more tire on that 135 lol
So more power = more hoovie funny faces?
MOREPOWAH BABY!!
Not going to lie. Was kind of hoping the conversion van was going to run the last heat.
I'm not sure if they would even let that thing onto the track.
So it was a.... Win! for the Hoovie Team. Great turn of events. Thanks for the video.
That looks like so much fun! Makes sense how people spend thousands to make there cars fast. Wish I could do it.
“Has bad luck with blown engines” revs every engine cold every single video 😂
Just love the Hoovie race face. Those eyes could get no wider 🤣😳
Hoovies garage gets some seat time?! 💖I love it!
I can't tell you how cool it is to see you driving my old 135i on the track. If you are interested, I'm a member at NJMP and would love to take you out with the McLaren I replaced it with. I'll even bring my M2 Competition for you to compare the 1 with!
Hoovie, as a previous n54 owner I can tell you that the JB4 is going to cause limo mode more often in high performance driving settings. Please remove it and flash a MHD stage 2+ map, no back end flash. Its much nicer product and allows for diagnostic by iphone or android. Very reasonable pricing too.
Since hoovie is the king of hoopties how about running a Nissan se r spec v?
How did the Min end up without oil, was that not checked when doing the repairs? Why did Hoovie even fire up the engine with not enough oil, and why would you drive it not knowing the level is right? So many questions..
Content, money, don't giving a f*ck
And I'll honestly have to ask questions of the Ninja here too. There's no way he didn't check the oil at some point during the time it was with him, and he'd have to have noticed the dipstick being ready to break (very common issue on these cars, which considering he works on them regularly, he'd no doubt be aware of it.). Considering a new replacement is like $10 I'd really have to question Ninja over that one. Bit of a fuck up on his part.
Of course, that doesn't excuse dum and dumber for putting the dipstick back in when it was clearly ready to break. How to turn a $10 problem into a $1000 one in a matter of seconds.