Slam of the Fates (Quad City DJs vs John Williams)
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- As Lebron Skywalker escapes Naboo on a Naboo Slamfighter, Charles Kenobi and Michael Jin (or was it Qui-Gon Jordan, lol i dont know) encounter Darth Ming and thus began the slam of the fates.
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"You were supposed to slam the Sith, not jam them!"
+Red Ronin IX "From my point of view the dunk is evil!"
+MrBeaux "It's over Jordan ! I have the Slam Jam ! !"
+Red Ronin IX *jam with them
+Red Ronin IX YOU JAMMED HER AGAINST ME!!!
+Inshrektor Gadget YOU HAVE JAMMED HER YOURSELF!!
"You're either on my team... or the bench!"
"Only a dunker deals in absolutes."
ahahaha!
YOU WERE THE MVP! You were supposed to get us to the Finals, not leave the playoffs win-less!
well he did lead you to the finals, jordan just dunked him like a mad n00blord
Fargodeep I can't contain my sides in this moment.
lotrfan1996 hackee is a nooblord
😂😂😂
It's literally a space jam
i spit out my drink
good
YES
NO
....
*ironic*
....
"I dunked on them all. Not just the men... the women and children too." -Slamakin, Dunk Wars Episode 2: Aslam of the Jams
+KoopaSquirtle that sounds very wrong...
I've never read so many slam/jam puns in a single comment
Slamakin Skyslammer
Slamakin Dunkslammer is my favourite
O
"I felt a great disturbance in the Court, as if millions of slams jammed out in terror and were suddenly dunked."
CHAOS DUNK!
Anakin Slamwalker: Is it possible to learn this Dunk?
Emperor Ballpatine: Not from a Jedi.
Dew it.
*Not from a jammer
Slamakin Skyballer*
Jamperor Ballpatine*
OBI: I have the high ground
Anakin: I can jump higher..... and SLAM!
Mos Eisley Space Court, You will never find a more jamming place of dunks and free throws. We must be cautious. - Obiwan Jamobi
ImmaLelouch Perfect, just perfect.
ImmaLelouch Who's the more foolish? The slammer? Or the slammer that follows him?
HE HAS CONTROL OVER THE REFEREES AND THE POINT GUARD, HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT IN PLAY
"You do not know the power of the Dunk Side."
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
"your all clear kid, now lets dunk this hoop and jam home"
"I *must* obey my coach"
I expected a dank meme,but I didn't know the power of the Dunk Side, and now this is literally not just one of my favorite mashups but one of favorite songs ever.
Slam leads to Jam, Jam leads to Dunks, Dunks.... leads to the hoops.
- Jedi Master Jorda
Let the shaq fu be with you
Akiraspin
Jamming is a lie, there is only slamming.
Through slamming, I gain points.
Through points, I gain the advantage.
Through the advantage, I gain victory.
Through victory, the hoops are broken.
The b-ball shall free me.
Slam Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Baller
Slam Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Dunks
Slam Wars Epsiode 3: Revenge of the Jam
Slam Wars Episode 4: A New Hoop
Slam Wars Episode 5: The Jampire Dunks Back
Slam Wars Episode 6: Return of the Jorden
and dont forget. the Malone wars
You sir are a genius!!
Slam Wars Episode 7 : The Jam Awakens
Yu Narukami The update is appreciated Slam-rade.
GreyPikmin334 May the Slam be with you.
"Charles BarKenobi never told you about your father's game."
"He told me enough, he told me you slammed him!"
"Jam with me, and we can slam the NBA together, as FATHER AND SON!"
"No, I am your Baller."
Darth eVader: Juke, *I* am your baller
Juke Skyslammer: FOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUULLLLLLL!
Darth eVader: Search your hoop, you know it to be true
Juke Skyslammer: THAT'S IMPASSIBLE!!
Princess layup
underrated quality
How on earth does this comment not have more likes XD That's really creative
Luke Skyballer
Obislam Jamobi
Chewdunka
Han Slamo
Darth Ball
Princess Lay-up
Hahahahahahaha!!!
I'm Ballba Fett , you may have heard of me.
I prefer Slam Solo
I'm Jambo Fett, Ballba Fett's father
"Shaq, we'll figure it out. We'll use the slam!"
"That's not how the slam works!"
Space jam: the dunk awakens
Star Jam: The Slam Awakens.
Slam Wars: Dunk One
g33k_ d4sh We'll use the free throws.
That's not how the free throw works!
Dunk Vader: Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she all right?
Slamperor: It seem in your anger, you.... dunk her.
Hahaha, I can imagine Anakin being so angry that he uses the force to slamdunk Padme into a hoop.
that sounds very dirty...
[unholy ear bleed version of half time buzzer plays]
I don't like this Slam. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it Jams everywhere."
(Insert Lenny face here)
No words
Absolutely beautiful comment
[The Emperor strokes a basketball on his armrest]
"You want this, don't you?"
Do it.
Take your ball.
Slam me down with all of your dunk.
Emperor Jamatine: "Dunk it."
+revolverswitch You killed minor leaguers Slamanakin!
Slam Jamwalker
Slamnakin Skyballer.
Count Jamku fighting Slamda in Slam Wars Episode 2 The Dunk Wars.
*Jamperor Ballpatine
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN BALLER!
IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE VISITING TEAM, NOT JOIN THEM!
Han dunked first
Phoenix Wright no jamdo slammed first
Macdunky
"Now THIS is Slam Jamming!" -Slamakin, Dunk Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Rebound
One of the best comments.
"There has been a Dunkening,......Have you felt it?"
I've been waiting for you, Kobe-Wan! We meet again, at last.
The center circle is set. When I left you, I was but the dunker; now I am the baller.
Rip Kobe :(
Kobe-Wan goes hard af
Everything about this comments section is the best thing
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING JAMS TO THE COURT, NOT SLAM IT!"
"I'll try dribbling, that's a good trick!"
FOR THE LAST TIME, SHAQ. Dribbling is not playing.
"The Slam... Its calling to you... Just hoop it in.."
Now shoot Anakin, shoot!
"Don't Jam Slamikin, I have the high Court"
"Do not underestimate my Dunking"
"You were ment to Slam the dark side, not Jam them"
"The Slampire is Evil"
"It is the Jordei that are evil"
Post your Slam Wars quotes here......
"You were my player, Slammakin! ...I loved you!" -Coby-Wan KeNeil, Slam Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Slam
+Legoguy9875 Good Slammakin, Good. Dunk it, dunk it now
JAMMER, UNLIMITED..... JAMMER !!!!
+Rid R YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS TO BRING BALANCE TO THE COURT!!!
I have UNLIMITED OVERTIIIIIIIIME!!
I'm afraid...the court will be QUITE OPERATIONAL...when your team, arrives.
(looks at the basketball)
You want...this..........don't you?
*****
You don't know the power of the Slam side of the Jam!
***** Michael Obi-Jordan never told you what happened to your father...
Why do I even read the comments on these things. They pretty fucking hilarious though!
Obi Wan has coached you well. You have controlled your slam, now release your jam!
"Don’t try to frighten us with your slamtuous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient game has not helped you jam up the stolen balls, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels’ hidden court--"
"I find your lack of dunk disturbing."
Episode I: The Phantom Player
Episode II: Attack of the Forwards
Episode III: Revenge of the Slam
Episode IV: A New Half
Episode V: The Slampire Dunks Back
Episode VI: Rebound of the Barkley
Episode VII: The Baller Awakens
Episode VIII: The Last Jammer
Episode IX: The Rise of Jordan
Episode VII: The Jam B-Wakeens
+Blacksun388 Jordan One
Jam Slamo Movie
Barka Fett Movie
Slam War: Jam Unleashed!
+Blacksun388 Episode 1: The Phantom Mascot
Episode II: Attack of the Kobes
Episode III: Rebound of the Sith
What would Rogue One be?
Don't Dunk it Slamakin! I have the high slam!
You underestimate my game sense!
FeanorBR You were the first pick! It was said that you would end the ballhoggers not join them! Bring balance to the team, not leave in dunkness!
Don't dunk slamikin! I have the high court!
A long time ago, in a stadium far, far away...
SLAM WARS
EPISODE IV: A NEW HOOP
It is a period of civil war. Rebel slamships, striking from a hidden locker room, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Jampire.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Jampire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH BALL, an armored basketball with enough power to destroy an entire court.
Pursued by the Jampire's sinister agents, Princess Lay-Up races home aboard her slamship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her team and restore freedom to the stadium...
First to comment,
Yay
Slam, or slam not. There is no jam.
(Two points under, Ball bounces off the hoop, end siren)
*NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo.....*
You know, this kind of makes me want a Space Jam styled Star Wars movie. I mean, Jedis playing Basketball! That sounds awesome. Get Lebron to show up to help the Jedi as the plot, then he turns to the dark side. It's perfect.
Yes, it's just as perfect as Episode 1 and 2 combined.
revolverswitch xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. de d d. dking. d. d dd
+Liaminator episode 1 was a work of art when compared to episode 2 which is the worst of the prequels.
Only if Barkley sits upon a throne dressed like Palpatine in the bleachers.
Slammakin Skydunker
Slam or do not, there is no try.
Jordan you're my only hope.
Lebron, I am your Dunker!
Thats no hoop, its a dunk hole!
Use the jam leborn.
Aren't you a little short for a slam dunker?
Diego Bunuel "Now this is slam jammin'"
Lol that last one tho
You were supposed to fight slams not jam them!
0:00 - 0:15 "Joordaaaaaaan, a duuuuuunk. Jooordaaaaaaan, get the baaaaaaaall."
You win the Internet
Cannot unhear
Sodairyu *table flip* Tell me when the internet is gone.
"A powerful Monstar you will become."
"The Dark Slam clouds everything"
"You want to go home and rejam your life."
"In my eyes, the Toon Squad is evil."
Han slamo gets dunked on by his son kylo slam.
SPOILERS.
The Empire Strikes Shaq
THANK YOU!
This song literally goes with more things than Guile's Theme, doesn't it?
ImperialAce710 (VA-546-1) Guile Slam.
Naruga Kuruga I really want to see what that would be like, now...
ImperialAce710 (VA-546-1) It exists ;)
ImperialAce710 (VA-546-1) SpaceJam powers Guile's Theme, just like it power up C.Falcon's Theme.
ImperialAce710 (VA-546-1) Like Yin and Yang, they are both parts of the same b-ball.
Mike Quon Jam: "... He will bring slams to the court."
IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGH JAM!
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY DUNKNESS.
Liaminator DON'T SLAM IT
Liaminator BRING BALANCE TO THE GAME, NOT LEAVE IT IN OVERTIME
YOU WERE MY TEAMMATE, SLAMMAKIN. I JAMMED YOU.
The game is strong with this one
I have brought slams....jams...and dunks to my new empire!
YOUR NEW SLAMPIRE?
DON'T MAKE ME PLAY YOU.
Obi-Jam: Only a Monstar deals in absolutes. I will dunk what I must.
Slamakin: You will try!
"Good. Good! The ball is strong with you, jamakin Skyjammer. A powerful dunker you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Barkley" - Darth sidunker
Good... let the Jam flow through you...
If you dunk me now, I shall return, more jammin' than you could ever slam
XD
NBA Council Members:
Yodunk
Micheal Jamdu
Shaq Ti
Kit Slamo
Plo Hoop
Obislam Jamobi
Slam Wars I: The Dunk Menace
Slam Wars II: Attack of the Jump Shots
Slam Wars III: Revenge of the Cross Ups
Slam Wars IV: A New Ring
Slam Wars V: The Bulls Strike Back
Slam Wars VI: Return of the Dunk
Slam Wars VII: The Slam Awakens
Slam Wars VIII: Release date: December 15, 2017
Poe Slameron
JM-2187
Highthrow Ren
and my personal favorite BBall-8
Look at the slams. Look at them Anakin.
No one has yet looked at the slams :(
Mattateus Javier I did...
KazaDroidKai YES
Space Menace
Attack of the Jams
Revenge of the Slam
A New Ball
Barkley Strikes Back
Return of the DJ
that last one killed me
The Slammin Awakens.
***** Fuck thats good
The Slam Awakens
Rogue Jam
The Last DJ
"This is where the dunk begins..."
I want to play basketball to this.
"Now this slam dunking."
-Anakin Skydunker
I'll try Slammin'! That's a good trick!
"I slammed them all. They're slammed, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too"
(Insert Lenny face here)
Luke:No! I will never be a slammer like you! You dunked my father!
Darth:luke im your father
UUUUNLIMITED JAMMIIIIIIING!!!!!!!
HENCE FORTH, you shall be known as Darth... Jammer.
@@liaminator4950 *dunkin' jammer
In the words of George Lucas, "We may have gone too far in some places..."
The only comment that isn't a spoof of the movies.
Obi Slam Jamnobi: "You were the chosen one! It was said that you would dunk the Sith, not join them, bring balance to the court, not leave it in darkness."
-Actual quote from the movie, I swear. Don't look it up. Just trust me on this.
"Slamakin my allegiance is to the NBA to dunkmocracy"- Obi wan Jamobi
"Your overconfidence is your weakness"
"Your faith in your dunks is yours!"
"Your son was weak,so I slammed him".-Kylo Jam
(Insert Lenny face here)
The Phantom Menace and Space Jam might not be very good movies, but they both gave us awesome soundtracks.
"you're slamming my heart"
Because of Kobe-Wan?
I swear that some of the lyrics in the Star wars one are saying "BALLAAAAA! BALLAHA!!!!!!"
In all my years of browsing this site, this is still my favorite comment section of all time. I find myself coming back to read it all time and time again. It's like poetry
We're doomed if the republic finds out our plan for the new stadium
That's no moon, that's a basketball
If you shall not join me Shaq, then perhaps Jordan will...
NoNONO YOU SHALL JAM!!!!
Slamjam, YOU will
Qui-gon got DUNKED!
Hahn slammed first
"it's over slamakin, i have the high dunk"
-obi slam kenobi
"If one is to understand the great slam, one must study all it's aspects not just the narrow dogmatic view of the jam." - Emperor Palpaslam
The slamperor: In order to ensure our jamming and continuing slamming, the Republic will be reorganized into the first dunking Empire, for a slamming and jamming society which I assure you will last for ten dunking years.
Slam Wars Episode IV: A New Hoop-It is a period of B-Ball war. ReBall slamships, scoring from a hidden court, have won their first game against the evil Ballactic Jampire. During the match, ReBall spies managed to steal secret plays to the Jampire's ultimate weapon, the DUNK STAR, an armored space court with enough attitude to slam an entire planet. Pursued by the Jampire's sinister managers, Princess Lebron races home aboard her slamship, custodian of the stolen plays that can save her team and restore B-Balling to the galaxy...
"I SLAM YOU!!!"
"You were my brother Anakin... I Jammed you..."
I saw Slamikin... Dunking younglings!
I told myself I wouldn't watch any more of these today.
I was wrong.
I believe in the team, Anakin! IN SLAMOCRACY!
So, this is how Slamocracy dies...with thunderous applause.
I felt a great slamming in the Dunk, as if millions of voices suddenly dunked out in jamming and were suddenly slammed. I fear something dunking has happened.
Holy shit, this is my new favourite thing about the internet.
"We will watch your career with interest"
"IT'S OVER LEBRON. I HAVE THE CENTRE COURT"
"YOU UNDER ESTIMATE MY DUNKS"
The hidden lyrics to duel of the fates found for the first time in 0999 years
This appeared in the suggested and a smile spread across my face.
I'm having a spiritual experience.
Lebron Jamaul killed Qui Gon Jordan
Obi-Slam KenKobe had to avenge his master, afterwards.
If you slam me down I shall dunk more powerful than you could possibly imagine
"We were bros, Slamikan. I dug you."
I was hoping the very beginning you were going to make some sort of orchestral "Cooooooome ooooooooon.... aaaaaand slaaaaaaaam"
Franklin Turtleton "And welcooooome... To the jaaaaam..."
Holy hell this needs to be done.
These are not the ballers you're looking for
Believe in the slam, you must. To dunk the Sith, your destiny is. To jam, slam you must. Not ready to stop, the ladies are.
"I don't like slams, It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
"Ah, strong I am with the Slam Jam, but not that strong. Dunking is upon me, and soon, night must fall. That is the way of dunking. That is the way of the Slam" -Yoda Slammin
POV: It's 2002 and your two kids are in their rooms watching two *very* different movies.
"Good, use your slam feelings boy, let the jam flow through you."
This is like, my childhood in a nutshell