You're an Injured Sasquatch in Need of First Aid ASMR
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2024
- Having recently injured your Big Foot self, you show up at my backdoor looking for help. Or perhaps it's just another elaborate hoax to get some ASMR tingles & sleep from me. Or [insert your theory here].
00:00:00 Your Arrival
00:02:21 Welcome to the Basement
00:05:00 How You Procured Your Injuries
00:05:41 Getting to Know You
00:07:02 It's a Small World
00:08:20 Is This a Dream
00:10:34 The Truth About the Original Big Foot Footage
00:12:33 About Your Species
00:15:05 The First Aid Kit
00:19:25 Big Hands
00:20:38 Big Feet
00:22:15 Examining Your Left Hand & Arm
00:26:32 Examining Your Right Hand & Arm
00:35:13 Examining Your Face
00:35:28 Opening the First Aid Kit
00:38:10 First Aid Kit: Pouch 1 Contents
00:43:12 First Aid Kit: Pouch 2 Contents
00:48:06 First Aid Kit: Pouch 3 Contents
00:53:55 Putting on the Latex Gloves
00:56:30 Touching Your Hands with the Latex Gloves
00:57:39 Cleaning Your Left Hand with Alcohol Prep Pad
00:59:04 Cleaning Your Left Hand with Antiseptic Wipe
01:01:40 Applying Fabric Bandage to Your Left Hand
01:03:24 Cleaning Your Right Hand with Alcohol Prep Pad
01:04:30 Cleaning Your Right Hand with Antiseptic Wipe
01:06:06 Cleaning Your Left Foot with Antiseptic Wipe
01:07:28 Cleaning Your Right Foot with Antiseptic Wipe
01:08:16 Cleaning Your Face with Antiseptic Wipe
01:10:00 Applying Fabric Bandages to Your Face
01:11:44 Cloth Bandage Tape
01:13:41 Sterile Trauma Pad
01:15:40 Applying the Trauma Pad to Your Right Hand
01:18:43 Applying Fabric Bandages to Your Left Hand
01:21:48 All Fixed Up
01:22:21 Time to Sleep
01:25:40 The End (?)
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"Having recently injured your Big Foot self, you show up at my backdoor looking for help. Or perhaps it's just another elaborate hoax to get some ASMR tingles & sleep from me. Or [insert your theory here]."
P.S. I don't know if I'll be able to surpass/replicate the level of humor and absurdity in this video in the future, so enjoy it while it lasts! ;)
I love your content, looking forward to another peaceful nature walk
Nobody:
Me:
Travels through a rift after having my body modified with Sasquatch parts just to get tingles from a new source
My theory: I dressed up as a Sasquatch to trick big foot believers into giving me free stuff
Nah, I think you'll have the absurdity charm forever, I hope. It comes with charisma!
Many insane ideas exist to be explored, like a goop dispensary, or “return to monkey” training.
“Bigfoot! Is that really you!?”
*the truest of immersion*
I'm pretty immersed idk about you
Absolute Cinema.
I giggled
You missed the opportunity to combine this with your camping videos. Would have made for the ultimate crossover none of us deserve
that would be dope! he can still make a prequel or something where it shows how the big foot got injured or something haha. I support this idea
@@LuvSumASMRsaving Bigfoot from a trap while camping asmr
Believe me, I thought about it! i have ideas/plans for outdoor RP's and such still to come..
@@EphemeralRiftbecause I live in the country the birds in the outdoor videos suddenly make me aware of the birds around me which I naturally tune out and suddenly it's a cacophony.
My thought too!
This video makes me feel like a injured Sasquatch in need of first aid
You wont believe it
10/10 IGN
That was the intention.
@@4Four_Studiosduh
@@4Four_Studiosu must be fun at parties
Normally rift would be putting on the costume and taking the role of the mysterious creature, but it’s pretty interesting to see the audience os the creature this time. It’s a fun little subversion and a like it a lot
Rift has done this kind of vid before with the ‘alien crashing in your backyard’ vid and it was the POV of the alien
He probs didn’t have his alien mask yet lol
@@shooterDiseaseI never even knew he made a video like that. I’ll have to watch it later
Another one is the "what kind of scp are you" video. Same premise.
Gold@@thomasfield8543
Subversion as in... "In a Violent Nature" perhaps? ;) (watched it for the first time after filming this)
No but in all seriousness: this idea is kind of the next "evolutionary step" of the "what kind of [.....] are you?" idea, which i still have ideas for ! lol
You hyped this up in a Community post, and it left me immensely curious as to what it could be. "You're an Injured Sasquatch in Need of First Aid ASMR" is quite possibly THE most Ephemeral Rift video title possible, I don't know why I ever entertained the thought of anything else. Plus, so far, it's fucking fantastic
Not splentastic though?? Dam. Oh well i'll try harder next time
@@EphemeralRift Can confirm this one is pretty splentastic!
@@EphemeralRift Upon some reflection, and watching the whole video through a few times without falling asleep, it is certainly 'splentastic'. I might even go so far as to say 'splentacular'.
This felt like old Rift, don’t get me wrong I absolutely love what he’s been doing recently (camping videos especially) but this just brings me back to Late Night ASMR, or when I came home from school to find the video where we are his new pet Mowgai posted.
Literally,same vibes❤
totally agreed
now he says the n word
@@luvlost. Pewdiepie did the same thing. And like Rift, both apologized for it, stop being a weirdo freak.
@@DiplomattINC ok it wasnt cool when pewdiepie said it either i dont see the point
Finally, some classic-style content. Though I deeply respect Uncle Rift’s right to make something else according to his own desire, videos of this kind are my favorite.
As someone who lives in the PNW this is my biggest fear. I’m not trained in Sasquatch medical aid.
one must go through insanity to come back to the old fashioned asmr roleplays
apparently! lol
So true to so many ways
Me who watches the old vids on loop and didnt realize this is a new one
Thank you for your special way of doing ASMR ER, its my favourite
thx for tuning in!
this is exactly what rift promised , classic , witty , OG rift😍
I’ve barely begun watching this but I can already tell this is gonna be quite a journey to watch
trust me he is
i hope it was an enjoyable journey !
Truly
@@EphemeralRift Indeed it was!
These are the types of videos i miss. The strangeness is the best
“bigfoot?! 😮 is that really you?!” video just started and i’m already giggling i’m so excited
I'm actually surprised that you haven't done this before.
I'm surprised I haven't too. But hey better late than never right ;)
love that u found ur way with the nature content but it’s been a hot minute since u posted a setup like this - and im really happy u did :) thank u
The acting skills are on point on this video!!! Dr. ER as well, but the Sasquatch's performance was brilliant
Yeah I hired the best acting Sasquatch available in my area
@@EphemeralRift Fantastic find! Since this guy's mom stopped acting, the Sasquatch acting guild hadn't quite lived up to its standards
I’ll always support whatever you experiment with next, THIS is the kinda ER rp I used to tune in for.
One letter can really change the term 'ER RP'
Just started today my military service here in Finland and your videos are going to be a huge help before going to sleep!❤️
I absolutely love this! Also don’t sell yourself short, I know you can match the comedy/absurdity of this video whenever you feel like it. I’ve already watched it once, gonna watch it again tonight for sure
im actually a sasquatch irl and I enjoyed this video.
Being an injured Sasquatch in need of first aid is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
I was expecting this guy to appear once again. I'm kinda satisfied
Oh no, Not you again
oh hey man haven't seen you in a while how you been
Stfu double/triple cheeseburger is best
@@apex9177a burger has to have actual BURGER in it for it to be a BURGER, you absolute moron. Lmao
So all those outdoor videos was a ruse to find Bigfoot.
lol apparently ! a subconscious Jungian unconscious ruse i wasn't even aware of myself
wake up babe a new ER roleplay just dropped, time to go right back to sleep
I LOVE YHESE TYPE OF ER VIDEOS AND THE ONES WHERE HE TALKS TO INANIMATE OBJECTS BECAUSE ITS LIKE THE SILLY DREAMS WE HAVE FROM TIME TO TIME AND YET IT FEELS SO COMFORTING AND RELAXING
I am amazed. Really, I can not understand, how it even possible to fill so much creativity in only one person.
Your walking around town and talking about the town have become my new favorite type of video to just relax with. Its like a mini guided tour, but relaxing, and on a couch.
glad you enjoy! yeah i'm not tyring to be a tour guide hehe but just a random stranger strolling through! i do have more to do just gotta find the time/energy/inspiration sometimes
21:47 there was a cut where rift needed to find a size comparison for the satsquach toe, so I think he paused the footage and looked down at is own feet to compare the sizes 😭🤣
ha!
Really needed something both humorous and relaxing right now.
Sneaky Sasquatch!
[EDIT]: 1:23 Anyone see that bug or whatever crawling on the wall back there?
Probably a moth or a beetle, or another typical light attracted night dwelling insect
@@MacaqueStinx Yeah, I expect some beetle. Or by the size, I’m gonna guess it could be a fly
Yeah didn’t notice it first but I found it
Spy from Arkham Sanitarium.
Idk but I got so hyped for this lol Got that classic ER vibe to it
This is easily one of my favorite videos of yours hands down. Love it.
With how much effort you’ve put into this video and how proud you are of it, I’m conflicted to fall asleep to this 😭
hahaha you're sleep is more important !
i love the energy in this video, thank you Uncle E!
Love bros channel, so chill and I’ve been watching for years, always calming with a mix of intriguing content and creativity, something about this asmr is addicting
This is one of the most creative intros to an ASMR video ive ever seen. Wonderful job ER!
heheh i dunno about that but i appreciate the comment! i had other ideas but kinda ended up with this and hopefully it worked out
You’re videos never cease to amaze me. Thank you for all the hard work and dedication. The videos truly are amazing.
heheh appreciate it.
All my best!
I honestly think that the most creative and well detailed asmr videos are from this channel
Guess who's back~🎶
Back again~🎶
Rift Is back~🎶
Tell a friend~🎶
lol
Uncle ER at his very damn best. What a joy to experience your talent and commitment
YES! The roleplays are back baby!
Another top-tier video, Rift! Great job! This is gonna be another nightly video for me
You're always so creative coming up with this stuff!
I'm really happy to see you making the videos YOU want to be making be it inside or outside. As long as you keep putting out good stuff, if you're happy we're happy!
appreciate it. all i can do is be me ;)
been using this one to sleep for the last 4 days, amazing vid
Long time viewer, your creativity never ceases to amaze
Thanks for helping a 'squatch, man. We need more people like you.
Love the videos always! Keep em coming
Thanks rift the video was so good I woke up with time whiplash thinking it was AM when it was PM
Im surprised that rift face was filled with joy when he saw big foot love the roleplay 🏁
The pov with the hands was surprisingly tingly. The finger breaking definitely took me by surprise lol
Rift you dont know how much i needed this to cheer me up and i saw this in my feed and it felt directed to me becuase my family always calls me bigfoot and unique contect like this always cheers me up. Thanks uncle E
The acting at the start is absolutely phenomenal.
Love your outdoor content too, Paul, keep it up!
And thanks as always
appreciate it! it's gonna be a mix of outdoor/indoor ... just when the mood strikes & what i have the energy for, ideas, etc..
Been on vacation for a couple days now, and let me tell you, a new video hyped up by ER himself is exactly what I needed. Glad you’ve been enjoying yourself Uncle E!
likewise i hope!
rarely have i ever seen any asmr videos if any that actually have a first person perspective, so thats really cool
Ha! This is quite funny and whimsical! While off the beaten path, though, I can imagine all of your recent wildlife videos have inspired this spectacle of sight and sound! Kudos on such a comedic and inspirational ASMR video! 🤘⛑🦍🤘
As you were talking about the dreams, how they feel realistic, and a common theme of being chased, it hit me in a wild way. I didn't know other people had extreme dreams like this, and I don't really think people believe me when I say how real it feels either. It's real interesting. I also find it bizarre how people don't even have dreams at all. Some people don't even know what a dream is like while others feel like they don't know whats real or not when in a dream.
Oooooooooh yeah, you weren't joking E! This is pure gold!!
The Squatchson family will be grateful for your generosity! 😊
I definetely didnt expect this but its a splendid idea❤keep it up Uncle E. love your videos a ton
appreciate it
This man will never run out of ideas.
great vid love your content keep making great vids
this is amazing, as expected.
Finally! An ASMR video I can relate to!
Honestly not what I was expecting but I'll take it
I love that you put care and effort und lovely weirdness into these videos. ♥
Omg Uncle E, this one was so great, such a creative and fun concept, the bit where Bigfoot just rubbed his hands all over your face and in your eyes and you were very uncomfortable was actually hilarious, made me laugh out loud
i don't even know where that idea came from myself lol
Great idea again
Perfect timing. I was just about to take a nap.
You guys sleep? I'm here for the lore🤣
@@styx1362 That's the thing haha, I can't have anything too interesting while going to sleep otherwise I'll just go from
-_- to 👀
@styx1362 is my hero
@EphemeralRift I'm french, your chanel is fun to look, it's relaxing and it helped me learn more English vocabulary. Your videos are really immersive
I love your asmr videos, you're always so creative and entertaining. Also, right now it's pretty late in my timezone so i will probably fall asleep to this lol
i try ! hope you had a good slep
This truly is "the single greatest piece of comedy, ASMR, art, entertainment, etc., in the history of this channel."
heheheh
Glad you’re doing roleplays again! Hope you combine them with camping!
The world needed this
i love u uncle e ! another great video :)
one of your best ones
I've played this video 3 or 4 times now, and i have never made it past 5mins cause i always fall asleep
This is amazing
Title alone gets the win!
So you mean to tell me that all I needed go to was knock on the rear entrance. And I finally coulda gotten some medical attention. Unbelievable
This new video is addictive and interesting I can’t stop watching
Dude, I'm trying to sleep, but that hand bit had me dying 😂
This really does flow well with all the nature themed vids as of late, it works in the er universe imo
Yesss another RP vid!!!
I'm proud of saying he will always be my all time favourite Asmrist
you're too kind! ;)
Huh you... actually just uploaded a nice video. I am happy to see that.
I love it, classic ER vibes with this one.
The hyper extension of the digits and arm itself made me chuckle. It would've been even funnier if you put something inside of them that sounded like bones breaking when you bent the arms and fingers at odd angles
The big foot part probably set off a few foot fetishists in the crowd.
For me that’s one of the best uncle e videos
Omg this is so relatable 😭
Happened to me last month
Love it uncle Eph! Keep it up❤
The hit by a semi truck was so out of pocket and hilarious. It caught me fully off guard. I love this channel so much.
not much of this was scripted (i wrote about 5 sentences in sharpie on a piece of paper) just all the neurons were firing and that statement just came out of nowhere lol but that's what i like to do here - improv 99%
The idea of Rift putting a tourniquet around a broken neck had me questioning everything i've learnt in First Aid.
Cinematic, breathtaking, expansive, incredible, an emotional roller coaster. You've really outdone yourself, Uncle E.
lol i think you went a little too far but i appreciate the sentiment ;)
@@EphemeralRift Joemama
love to see a classic-like Rift video
ER this was awesome man!!
heheh glad you like!
I watch all my asmr on my phone so thus roleplay was perfect with the small screen. I really felt like a sasquatch 😂
I'll say it again, he really is becoming PeterCaineDogTraining more and more by the day
this is EXACTLY what i’ve needed!
See, I knew it!
Relaxing 😌